Speaker 1: When there we go. Hi, Hi, quick one today Andrew,
Speaker 1: welcome to bowl. Chat's Wednesday. Okay, we do this on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: It's Wednesday, Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It's when nest day. I call it Wednesday. All right,
Speaker 1: it's so, what's today November? What?
Speaker 2: Now it's a fourth Wait? No, it's not today's seventeenth.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, Yeah, I jumped the gun, as they.
Speaker 1: Say you did. Because next week is our oh my god,
Speaker 1: discussing disgusting dinner party. So we have everything all lined up.
Speaker 1: I've already got the crackers. I've got the cheese, I've
Speaker 1: got the chef Boyard Dy want to try a soda cracker? No,
Speaker 1: you'll do it next week. That's what this is all about.
Speaker 1: I found my ambrosia recipe. I'm very excited. I got
Speaker 1: to make an ambrosia. I have the black licorice on order.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just waiting on whatever. The next chosen side
Speaker 1: dish was that our listeners chose. We had lots of entries.
Speaker 1: We had suck atash, which I love. So I don't
Speaker 1: think we should do that. You think it's disgusting and
Speaker 1: I could fake that. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: The number one everyone keeps saying is sardines, and we're
Speaker 2: both very much not a fan of that.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I mean, yes, we're sinking. We're supposed to
Speaker 1: not like it. But that's the thing that's going to smell.
Speaker 1: It's going to stink the whole studio and I'm just
Speaker 1: going to gag from the smell. And that's not what
Speaker 1: this is about.
Speaker 2: Oh hold on, please get here, we go, Here we go?
Speaker 1: Should I just stop it? Should I stop it? Okay,
Speaker 1: So we've gotten a lot of suggestions. I didn't see
Speaker 1: a whole ton of them. I did respond to a
Speaker 1: few of them. Again, suck atash eh whatever. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: vanna sausages, I think I don't know. Aren't those just
Speaker 1: like the little meat things that are in a baby
Speaker 1: food jar? I never really understood that. Somebody said pigs feet.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to do that. Somebody said
Speaker 1: the chickens feet, which I don't understand those. I've seen
Speaker 1: them in the supermarket, and I don't know what people
Speaker 1: use them for. If sometimes if you go in the
Speaker 1: meat section back by like where the butcher is, there's
Speaker 1: a package of chicken feet with the claws and everything,
Speaker 1: and maybe people use them to make soup with or
Speaker 1: chicken stock, or perhaps they have some sort of flavor
Speaker 1: that they boil into stuff. Because I don't think that
Speaker 1: you're supposed to eat those because it's basically bones and
Speaker 1: skin and claws. I don't even think you're supposed to
Speaker 1: give those to your dog because they would probably choke
Speaker 1: on them. So yeah, I don't think we'll be doing that.
Speaker 1: There were a few other discussing suggestions. I think what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do is we're gonna put up a pole
Speaker 1: of the three most voted on or the most suggested suggestions,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, and we'll choose from those three. So, oh,
Speaker 1: here comes Andrew, he's back. I was just saying that, well,
Speaker 1: we'll choose from the top three suggestions, and well, we'll
Speaker 1: have a pole up and we'll pick from that. Oh
Speaker 1: that's exciting because people were saying stuff like green beans
Speaker 1: and lime of beans, and I like all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, lime of beans is one
Speaker 1: of the most underrated vegetables. I love live They got
Speaker 1: to be the baby lima beans, the big giant ones. Eh,
Speaker 1: but I love liabe. Even the butter beans are good
Speaker 1: to have. You ever had butter beans They're like big
Speaker 1: giant white lima beans. I think I did in Kentucky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, possibly, and they were really good. It wasn't a
Speaker 2: nice sauce. But let me tell you something. Sometimes the
Speaker 2: canned green beans, I'm okay with it. It has a
Speaker 2: very particular taste that I'm not always a fan of.
Speaker 1: I'm a strange person, as you may know. And there
Speaker 1: are times where I'll just pop the top on a
Speaker 1: can of vegetables and just eat them out of the can.
Speaker 1: I'll do it with string beans. No, I'll do it
Speaker 1: with mixed vegetables. No, ill, Oh my god. Corn. If
Speaker 1: we're having canned corn for dinner, I'll usually eat the
Speaker 1: entire can of corn before even heat it up, and
Speaker 1: I'll have to make a new one.
Speaker 2: I am begging you, what please?
Speaker 1: What end this convo? How about frozen? Oh wait a second,
Speaker 1: I was supposed to try to find the B and
Speaker 1: M canned bread right? Oh yeah, it wasn't that a thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a thing. All right, I'm gonna but
Speaker 1: we still need another side from a listener. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to find the bread. But no, I just
Speaker 1: don't like the juices.
Speaker 2: You just like that's the thing that disgusts me, Like
Speaker 2: you just drain it, So you drain it and then
Speaker 2: just eat them out the can.
Speaker 1: No, I eat them out of the can. If I'm
Speaker 1: just eating them out of the can, you don't have
Speaker 1: to drain it if you're just eating it out of
Speaker 1: the can, sir. How about frozen vegetables, I'll cut the
Speaker 1: bag open and just eat a handful of frozen carrots
Speaker 1: or peas. Frozen peas are my favorite. I love frozen peas.
Speaker 1: That's another thing I'll eat in the can. You get
Speaker 1: the silver can of the sore peas, and I'll just
Speaker 1: drink that can of pease. I love them. They're so
Speaker 1: sweet and little. The juice, I don't know. I'll drain that.
Speaker 1: I don't drink the juice, please, I can't have the
Speaker 1: vegetable juice, Oh God, because it's just basically water that
Speaker 1: it's packed in it. I don't mind eating the vegetable.
Speaker 1: I just like it cooked. Something about once it's cooked.
Speaker 1: This is fine, FYI. It's cooked. It's just not heated.
Speaker 1: I know. I just don't want it when it's in
Speaker 1: the juices. What if I strained it and then it
Speaker 1: was just room temperature no, okay, So what if I
Speaker 1: heat it up a can of corn, but then it
Speaker 1: got room temperature because you didn't eat it yet, then
Speaker 1: is it okay? Different?
Speaker 2: It makes me think that it was cooked yours. I'm
Speaker 2: just literally picking, like I'm just picturing the top coming
Speaker 2: off and just that'sugh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that vacuum seal sound.
Speaker 2: With garbonzo beans because chickpeas well whatever, the same thing, okay, whatever,
Speaker 2: but I put those in my salad right out the can.
Speaker 1: That just has two names. That's one of those things
Speaker 1: that has two names. Garbanzo and chickpeas, same thing. Yep. Interesting.
Speaker 1: I do not like pine nuts or pinoli, same thing,
Speaker 1: I think right what it was such a segue.
Speaker 2: We're talking about beans, and all of a sudden you're like.
Speaker 1: And I do not like pine nuts, I don't, okay.
Speaker 1: Or capers, stupid capers. Oh capers are the worst. I
Speaker 1: guess we're gonna have to have that.
Speaker 2: No capers. No capers are legit the worst. I got
Speaker 2: them in my salad ones. I know we bitched about
Speaker 2: this before, and they're salty af Yeah, no thanks.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing with sardines. That's why I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that.
Speaker 2: No, it tastes like fish. That's what I don't want
Speaker 2: to do with something.
Speaker 1: Well, it is fish. When I was a kid, my
Speaker 1: mom used to have me buy her Kansas sardines. I
Speaker 1: didn't understand, like, I bought sardines so long ago that
Speaker 1: they used to have a key on it. You know,
Speaker 1: the cans used to come with a key, so you
Speaker 1: could open it on top of the can that was
Speaker 1: like a metal thing and you would stick it in
Speaker 1: and roll the can back. That's how you opened sardines.
Speaker 1: There might still be I've seen that. I feel like
Speaker 1: I've seen the cartoons. Yeah, there might still be some
Speaker 1: old timey companies that make it like that. But I
Speaker 1: used to I remember buying it like that. And then
Speaker 1: my mom would always say, do you know that roller
Speaker 1: skates used to have a key too? And I'd be
Speaker 1: like what, But yeah, you used because back in the
Speaker 1: day and like the forties and fifties, the roller skates
Speaker 1: were just a thing that just like went onto your
Speaker 1: sneaker and you would have a skate key that would
Speaker 1: like tighten it so safe, that would tighten.
Speaker 2: It or something like that that seems really safe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, hey, they didn't invent stuff yet, Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2: I mean air bags were only invented like five years
Speaker 2: prior to.
Speaker 1: That, So prior to what roller skates.
Speaker 2: While you're saying the nineteen forties, air bags were only
Speaker 2: like an invention put in cars.
Speaker 1: In the eighties. Wait what Yeah, eighties were airbags? Yes,
Speaker 1: holy crazy, and they didn't really become standard until the
Speaker 1: ninety belts. I was thinking about seat belts, Yeah, Andy,
Speaker 1: very different. Yeah, but airbags were in the eighties. That's
Speaker 1: when they started coming to I'm sure they were around
Speaker 1: in the late seventies, but you didn't really hear about
Speaker 1: airbags with the dummies, the crash test dummies and all
Speaker 1: the PSA's and stuff until the eighties. That's absurd. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that was a while where they were they were options.
Speaker 1: Now they're I mean, they're standard in cars. You have
Speaker 1: to have airbags. But my dad actually has some cars
Speaker 1: from the early nineteen hundreds that have no seat belts
Speaker 1: and it's crazy. And while it's perfectly legal, it's very dangerous.
Speaker 2: There's one thing that they are now going to put
Speaker 2: in cars, and I feel it needs to be said
Speaker 2: because it's in the build back Better plan that was
Speaker 2: just passed. Yeah, and this is a little it's a
Speaker 2: little scary.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: So now what they want to do is, yes, it's
Speaker 2: one of the mandates. Along with a burst of new spending,
Speaker 2: the trunk.
Speaker 1: Safety, the drunk thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, one trillion infrastructure. Under the legislation, monitoring
Speaker 2: systems to stop intoxicated drivers would roll out in all
Speaker 2: new vehicles as early as twenty twenty six. It would
Speaker 2: install millions of vehicles and automakers, giving them time to comply.
Speaker 1: In Layman's terms, apparently this device kind of recognizes if
Speaker 1: your eyes are wandering or something like that. Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Picturing almost like a mini breath all.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's court ordered if you are a drunker drunkard.
Speaker 1: But no, this thing is like it's some kind of
Speaker 1: sensor that if your eyes are not like focusing on
Speaker 1: the road and they're like wandering or something like that,
Speaker 1: it gives you a warning or something and then yeah,
Speaker 1: then you get reported. It called. It is in a Volvo.
Speaker 1: I think it starts in the volvos they have it.
Speaker 2: Don't know how I feel about this technology.
Speaker 1: Watch me all you want, I don't care. I want
Speaker 1: to be safe. I guess I.
Speaker 2: Agree with that, but I don't necessarily understand, like, if
Speaker 2: we're so close to just getting automatic self driving cars
Speaker 2: and just do that step at this point, if I'm
Speaker 2: getting watched while I'm driving, just make the car drive itself.
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore. Well, you know what should happen
Speaker 1: is it should kick into that mode if it realizes
Speaker 1: that you're not paying attention. Because my car, which scared
Speaker 1: the hell out of me jammed on the brakes for
Speaker 1: me the other days, does that. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: that was a thing. I know that it steers for
Speaker 1: me sometimes, like it will. It has lane assist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if I start drifting into the other lane, like
Speaker 1: they say, it gently glides you back, but it does no, gentle, No,
Speaker 1: It's like, but no, what just happened? Yeah? And you
Speaker 1: feel it fighting the steering wheel while while you're you know,
Speaker 1: if you change lanes and you don't signal, it fights
Speaker 1: you because it thinks you're going over the line. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: I mind beeps.
Speaker 2: It's like baby baby, right, But I I but it
Speaker 2: stops too, like if I don't stop in time, it
Speaker 2: like all of a sudden on my little monitor goes stop.
Speaker 1: I didn't know my car did that and I got
Speaker 1: too close to somebody that was turning, but I knew
Speaker 1: I was going to clear it, but they took too
Speaker 1: long to term and it was like, oh, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is my kids. I didn't do that. I swear the
Speaker 1: car did it. Yeah, you know, like, dad, why are
Speaker 1: you jamming on the brakes? I didn't do it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm loving that because eventually, like in the next
Speaker 2: ten years, it's going to be all electronic vehicles coming out,
Speaker 2: or electric vehicles. Sorry there bringing back old retro designs.
Speaker 2: I think that is so cool, like car designs. Yes,
Speaker 2: so they're bringing back retro car designs because ultimately, when
Speaker 2: they make these electric vehicles, you don't need to have
Speaker 2: the amount of stuff that you currently have in a car,
Speaker 2: so they can go back to retro designs that maybe
Speaker 2: we're a little boxier or more interesting because they don't
Speaker 2: need to be like aerodynamic to save gas mileage.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's really cool. That's interesting. I didn't see that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually just learned that the other day. That's why
Speaker 1: basically all SUVs look.
Speaker 2: The same, all trucks look the same, and everybody is
Speaker 2: doing the same type of pattern because they have to
Speaker 2: be aerodynamics so it can save you gas exactly, but
Speaker 2: with an electric car doesn't matter. Okay, So I think
Speaker 2: that's going to be a really cool, weird future where
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, is that an old car. No, it's
Speaker 2: a new car, but with the guts rip. They've done
Speaker 2: that with a couple of models, like the Broncos. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that doesn't look like the old Ronco. No, they
Speaker 2: completely different.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: So they made a classic Bronc go. They only have
Speaker 2: a certain number of them, and they brought that back
Speaker 2: and I think it's all electric on the inside.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, I'm telling you it's gonna be really cool thing.
Speaker 1: I would like it an electric car. I want one
Speaker 1: so bad. I just get so nervous that it will
Speaker 1: run out of charge while I'm driving because there's always traffic.
Speaker 1: You know, you only get a certain amount of miles,
Speaker 1: and I'm just scared that it would run out. No.
Speaker 2: So again, with this infrastructure plan, there is so much
Speaker 2: money that is. My dad actually said this couple years
Speaker 2: ago because I was like, I want a Tesla. He's like,
Speaker 2: don't get a tesla now, he said, in the next
Speaker 2: ten years. And he's been right so far. The amount
Speaker 2: of charging stations are going to go up insane. And
Speaker 2: you look at it now, you go to malls, what
Speaker 2: did you see so many Tesla charging stations. You go
Speaker 2: to hospitals, there's Tesla charging stations. In Jersey City, there's
Speaker 2: so many charging stations.
Speaker 1: Kind of like cemeteries. Though eventually you're going to run
Speaker 1: out of room for chargers.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is, they can really kind of just
Speaker 2: be anywhere.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you something, what Maybe this is a
Speaker 1: silly question, but why can't electric cars be recharged by
Speaker 1: the sun? Why can't they be solar panels on the
Speaker 1: roof of cars and let that be like emergency backup charging.
Speaker 2: That I have no idea, And I'm gonna one up
Speaker 2: you on the dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't think that was dumb, No mine is dumb.
Speaker 2: I thought Prius is for the longest time, we're solar powered,
Speaker 2: and that's why the hatchback on it. I always thought
Speaker 2: that was solar panels. Oh, and then I found out
Speaker 2: it wasn't. That's not what a hybrid is.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, but yeah it could. A hybrid could be
Speaker 1: because hybrid just means that he uses two different kinds
Speaker 1: of energy. True.
Speaker 2: And for a second, they were using corn oil, remember
Speaker 2: when that was the thing.
Speaker 1: That time when I lived in Iowa, because they put
Speaker 1: corn in their gas a lot. It's called something canola
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, it's a percentage. I think they
Speaker 1: do it all around the country, but in Iowa they
Speaker 1: use they used a lot of corn in the gasoline. There.
Speaker 2: Wow, yep, Well there's the Iowa mentioned, just saying, well,
Speaker 2: I really want an electric vehicle. They're going to become
Speaker 2: way cheaper. They already are really cheap, Like Moss is
Speaker 2: coming out with a new one.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 2: In the next five years, you're going to see a
Speaker 2: ton of new electric vehicles coming out.
Speaker 1: I'm curious. So I don't really know. I don't know
Speaker 1: like how it works. Yeah, but what I guess I
Speaker 1: should just ask somebody that has an electric vehicle, like,
Speaker 1: how much does it make your electric bill go up?
Speaker 1: Because yes, you're not paying for gas, but you are
Speaker 1: constantly charging this battery. No.
Speaker 2: So the thing is you can go longer distances. So
Speaker 2: it's kind of like which is a good thing and
Speaker 2: a bad thing. Because again, for someone like me, I
Speaker 2: enjoy doing like a road.
Speaker 1: Trip, say to Ohio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that seven hour trip, I might have to make
Speaker 2: two stops and the stop would be at least thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: For someone like me who hates stopping on road trips
Speaker 2: with like a deep passion, me too, it would not
Speaker 2: be convenient for me. However, if they make one with
Speaker 2: a bigger battery or something, maybe I could make it there.
Speaker 1: But you don't like stopping for like, if you have
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom, just pee on the side
Speaker 1: of the road.
Speaker 2: Or I will stop if you want to go to
Speaker 2: the bathroom, but do not waste my time with.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're at the food court. Should we eat? No,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't eat. You should have gotten snacks. I have
Speaker 1: to tell you, I was like that when I was younger,
Speaker 1: but now with a family, I like stopping at restaurants
Speaker 1: and you know, for a half hour, forty five minutes
Speaker 1: or whatever, you know, a little waffle house whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, electric vehicles might be for you then, because that's
Speaker 2: what it's going to be, but you also have to
Speaker 2: pay for this. I also thought it was free to charge,
Speaker 2: which like, why would I ever think that? That's also
Speaker 2: really stupid.
Speaker 1: It is for some some vehicles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get like a pass almost depending on
Speaker 2: what charging station, but like fifteen twenty bucks to charge
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: So that's no different than filling your tank. I mean
Speaker 1: it's cheaper, yeah, I guess depending on how far you
Speaker 1: can go on it. Yeah, and it takes a little longer.
Speaker 2: So they're probably gonna come out with like faster chargings
Speaker 2: in the next couple of years, and it's going to
Speaker 2: be bigger batteries.
Speaker 1: Can we call elon Musk and like pitch my solar idea?
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: I've always had this idea for solar. I think you
Speaker 2: know how they have roofing tiles.
Speaker 1: Yes, why don't they just.
Speaker 2: Put like something that could condense, like get solar on
Speaker 2: the roof that like feeds it through, but put it inside.
Speaker 2: What the what the roofing tile is made out of?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry in a car? No, I'm talking about for
Speaker 1: powering homes. Oh well, those solar panels are getting thinner
Speaker 1: and more nondescript. Yeah, because those things they are like
Speaker 1: most people have those giant, ugly ones, but I've seen
Speaker 1: ones that look they're thin like a pool cover, you know.
Speaker 1: And yeah, there are thinner ones now, but again I
Speaker 1: don't know the whole thing. Some companies, most of those
Speaker 1: companies that are out there giant scammers. There are obviously
Speaker 1: some that are legit, you know, but some companies you
Speaker 1: have to rent them, some you have to buy the system,
Speaker 1: some you have to pay back this, and so I
Speaker 1: don't I wish I could get a straight answer and
Speaker 1: whether it's really worth it to figure.
Speaker 2: Out who we could get on the show that's like
Speaker 2: an electric expert. I would love to talk to somebody
Speaker 2: who's an expert in this.
Speaker 1: I just I feel like I need someone that just
Speaker 1: won't yank our chain, you know, like, even if I
Speaker 1: were to do it on my house, I'm not just
Speaker 1: going to call a random, random company. I want somebody
Speaker 1: that I know and trust. I just don't we get
Speaker 1: I don't get.
Speaker 2: It on my email, I get random like, oh, don't
Speaker 2: you want to interview this person. I'm going to see
Speaker 2: if there's one that's like talks about the electronic things
Speaker 2: and then could come speak to us about it.
Speaker 1: Because they probably own a solar company and they want
Speaker 1: to push their crap on us. You know, it needs
Speaker 1: to be it needs to be an expert on solar panels. Well,
Speaker 1: but I'll look for that specific kind of you know what,
Speaker 1: why don't we get somebody from Consumer Reports because they're
Speaker 1: true the emails I get from Oh, because they're neutral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I check that because I feel like I
Speaker 2: have so many questions.
Speaker 1: You know, I used to get consumer reports when I
Speaker 1: was a kid. I don't know why, but I had
Speaker 1: a subscription. I had a subscription to Consumer Reports and
Speaker 1: Popular Mechanics. I don't know why. I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I had Nickelodeon magazine.
Speaker 1: I had kids stuff also, but I just I don't
Speaker 1: know why I had those two. I mean, yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Makes me sad, because kids nowadays don't do magazine subscriptions. No,
Speaker 2: Like that would make me so happy. I remember getting
Speaker 2: them from my birthday.
Speaker 1: It would be like, oh, you have a year subscription
Speaker 1: to Nick magazine. I did order what is that, damn it? Highlights?
Speaker 1: I ordered Highlights first. I had highlights. Actually and Trooper
Speaker 1: both had highlights when they were a little but they
Speaker 1: were They would come and they'd like, peel off a
Speaker 1: sticker and then do nothing else. So it was kind
Speaker 1: of a waste. But I like I like finding the
Speaker 1: little umbrella and the stuff in the picture. I like
Speaker 1: the hidden I like the hidden picture.
Speaker 2: One Highlights magazines always remind me of doctor's offices. Yeah,
Speaker 2: where it's like, oh hey, this one looks new. Oh
Speaker 2: it's from nineteen ninety six, right.
Speaker 1: And then they had the Sweet Pickles bus Sweet Pickles.
Speaker 1: I think we mentioned this also once a long time ago,
Speaker 1: but you don't remember Sweet Pickles. Sweet Pickles is great.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: No, it had mother Goose and they had all these
Speaker 1: books and if you saw them in the doctor's office,
Speaker 1: they had little tear out cards in the middle where
Speaker 1: you could order Sweet Pickles stuff. Oh. It was a
Speaker 1: commercial in the eighties where the Sweet Pickles van would
Speaker 1: come down the road and the kid would get so
Speaker 1: excited and the goose and the all the things.
Speaker 2: No, man, yeah, okay, that sounds great.
Speaker 1: Were you a child, I was you know Richard Scary?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, of course, the crazy world of Richard Scary
Speaker 2: with the apple and the worm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the big fat book that had all the other
Speaker 1: books in it. They.
Speaker 2: I loved that show. It was on Nick Junior.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a show. It was a book.
Speaker 1: To me. They had McDonald's toys for well, I mean
Speaker 1: that's more recent, like in the seventies it was books.
Speaker 2: Well, for me, it was a show, okay, and it
Speaker 2: was great. Little Bear was also a show. I loved
Speaker 2: Little Bear. That was legit one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Little Bear. Little Bear was so good.
Speaker 2: It's such a calming show, like sometimes I'll even put
Speaker 2: it on now it's on Amazon Prime and it's so
Speaker 2: just like calming. I know it's a kids show, but
Speaker 2: the music, the bears talking to each other, they have
Speaker 2: little British accidents.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, it's soon noise. I at Berenstein Bears.
Speaker 1: Were you into them? I had the books.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're coming out with an animated movie, Little Golden Books.
Speaker 2: I had a lot of Little Golden Books.
Speaker 1: The monster at the end of this book was always
Speaker 1: my favorite. I do you have that one?
Speaker 2: I buy from your recommendation. I bought that for my godchild.
Speaker 2: I bought that for Tiana Grover.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was always trying to get you to not
Speaker 1: turn the page. Yeah, and then you finally got to
Speaker 1: the end of the book and nothing happened. I read
Speaker 1: that to Tiana. It was great.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, Little Golden Books is getting
Speaker 2: a little carried away though, because now they've licensed stuff
Speaker 2: with all these movie companies where it's like the Avengers
Speaker 2: a little golden book. You can't make that a kid's book.
Speaker 2: Then the Avengers came to the rescue. Look at the aliens.
Speaker 2: They killed all these people. Then the Avengers came.
Speaker 1: That's really a little golden book.
Speaker 2: Yes, they have Marvel movies condensed into little golden books.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, what's next? Seven?
Speaker 2: He asked what was in the box?
Speaker 1: It was his wife's head. Do you know that on
Speaker 1: the back of cereal boxes. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: that used to be records. Like you, they were literally
Speaker 1: printed on the back of the box. You would cut
Speaker 1: it out and there were ridges and you would put it.
Speaker 1: You would put it on a record player with a
Speaker 1: penny on it or a quarter to hold it down.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it was inside the boxes. Sometimes it was actually
Speaker 1: on the box and you would cut it out.
Speaker 2: Ooh, yeah, it's a really cool it is and it would.
Speaker 1: Play like messages or songs or whatever. Well.
Speaker 2: I remember when I used to subscribe to PlayStation magazine.
Speaker 2: They would give you a free demo disc and they
Speaker 2: let you try like five games at a time.
Speaker 1: And now, to think back, a floppy, what was that
Speaker 1: on a floppy? No, it was a PlayStation so it's
Speaker 1: a disc. Oh okay.
Speaker 2: And now to think that they would ever give you
Speaker 2: a demo of anything without paying, that would never happen
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Well, that's how it used to be with you're probably
Speaker 1: just a little bit too young. But every place that
Speaker 1: you would go, you know, in the nineties, there would
Speaker 1: be a box of discs at AOL, discs at the
Speaker 1: register that you could take to sign up for AOL. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there were thousands of them, and then they were DVDs
Speaker 1: or CD ROMs, whatever the hell it was, and then
Speaker 1: it went away.
Speaker 2: I actually have that in my parents' house because that
Speaker 2: we've been there since nineteen ninety nine and when we
Speaker 2: moved from our old house, pretty much the desk that
Speaker 2: was in that room we packed it up and just
Speaker 2: sent it. That console has every AOL trial disc CD
Speaker 2: you could possibly think of.
Speaker 1: Every company had the discs. Yeah, Like you would go
Speaker 1: anywhere and it would be a disc because that's the
Speaker 1: only we could load it. You couldn't download it off
Speaker 1: the web back then. The starter thing was always on
Speaker 1: a disc or a cdrom. Ugh, dial up Internet. What
Speaker 1: a tragedy that was. Well, you know what, it was
Speaker 1: cool for the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was because immediately you could get online.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it would take pictures like seventeen minutes
Speaker 1: to load. It would be like dud dude. It never
Speaker 1: went faster, right, Like, nothing could make it go faster.
Speaker 1: I mean, as as as the dial up got faster,
Speaker 1: whatever the speed was, the bit rate, what the hell
Speaker 1: is it called, I don't know whatever it is. Whenever
Speaker 1: that got faster, then it would go faster. Our. By
Speaker 1: the time, like toward the end of like dial up
Speaker 1: our AOL was pretty quick, you could doubt and things
Speaker 1: were like popping up pretty fast. Yeah. I think it
Speaker 1: depended on your motem speed or whatever.
Speaker 2: I had an AOL kids page what so AOL like
Speaker 2: you would have profiles, So my profile was catered towards children.
Speaker 1: Oh like under thirteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was no nudity, no nudity.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sure something slipped through the cracks though,
Speaker 1: some creepy fifty year old guy in the chat room asl.
Speaker 2: No. I never was in the chat rooms, never, never,
Speaker 2: never never.
Speaker 1: You know, that's where Scary met his girlfriend. Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: an AIM chat room. Guess what, that's where we all
Speaker 1: met Scary's girlfriend back in the nineties. Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Good times. Yeah, how would you find? So?
Speaker 2: Would you just like go to events and just be like, hey,
Speaker 2: follow me on aim.
Speaker 1: See I was never in No, I would just go
Speaker 1: into like chat rooms. It would be like Long Island
Speaker 1: singles and that seems safe. Yeah, and well I don't know.
Speaker 1: And people you would it would always asl HX location,
Speaker 1: you know, so you would just put you know, mail
Speaker 1: twenty Long Island whatever, and you know, I never met
Speaker 1: anybody off of it. What was your first user name?
Speaker 1: I can tell you mine my very first. I don't
Speaker 1: know my very first one is, but I still have
Speaker 1: one that I've used for twenty five years wow or twenty? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was it? Andy? I know what yours is. Well,
Speaker 1: my first one I think was Z one hundred Scott.
Speaker 1: Of course that was my very first one.
Speaker 2: Mine was a Bart boy seven twenty.
Speaker 1: To eat my shorts man.
Speaker 2: I loved Bart. I was a boy. And then for
Speaker 2: some reason I went with my friend Justin's birthday. What
Speaker 2: was the number seven, twenty seven twenty that.
Speaker 1: Was his birthday? Why didn't I do four thirty for mine?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And then I had another one which was Pug, a
Speaker 2: lug pug a lug yeah for dog. Uh yeah, something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: See, most of mine are still in use, so I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say them.
Speaker 2: Oh, but yeah, I'm not. I haven't used bart Boy
Speaker 2: seven twenty for quite some time.
Speaker 1: That's the thing though, when you when you have an
Speaker 1: email address for such a long time and you have
Speaker 1: so many things associated with it. That's why I can't
Speaker 1: get rid of mine. Yeah, Like people will say, what's
Speaker 1: your email address blah blah blah blah at AOL dot com.
Speaker 1: I said, please, don't laugh. That's just that that's where
Speaker 1: I have. Everything is signed up under that one email address. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's where I get everything. So I just I
Speaker 1: can't change it at this point, So I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my parents had optim online emails for the longest time,
Speaker 2: and now I feel like everyone's just on Gmail, which
Speaker 2: makes everything easier.
Speaker 1: My personals are still AOL. I don't care. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: big deal still works. I'm for now. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I have a Yahoo and I have a Gmail. I
Speaker 1: don't use them, but I have them just in case.
Speaker 1: You know, that's where I send junk to and free samples.
Speaker 1: Free samples. Well, if I need you know, if you
Speaker 1: need another email address to get another free something or
Speaker 1: a coupon or whatever. I'll just use another like Wayfair.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If you want to save temperson off
Speaker 1: of Wayfair, Oh you go just what I need. You can.
Speaker 1: They only let you do it for new orders, but
Speaker 1: to them, a new order is just a different email address.
Speaker 1: So every single email address I have, I've gotten a
Speaker 1: tempercent off code.
Speaker 2: Let me say one thing about Wayfair. My friend ordered Casey,
Speaker 2: who has been on this podcast. She ordered a couch
Speaker 2: from Wayfair. The couch looked like it was this nice
Speaker 2: sectional it came and it must have been some dollhouse
Speaker 2: furniture because it was so small. Two people could not
Speaker 2: say on the couch at the same time. And this
Speaker 2: was a sectional that happened to my sister in law
Speaker 2: as well. She bought something off an ad.
Speaker 1: I think it was a gnome. Was it a gnome
Speaker 1: or one of the It was a holiday type thing and
Speaker 1: it looked like it was I don't know, three feet tall,
Speaker 1: but it was literally three inches tall. It was so
Speaker 1: small and it was the price of a big one.
Speaker 1: It was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: I think we should do, like a wish shopping spree.
Speaker 2: We'll each get ten bucks and we'll see what we
Speaker 2: could spend the ten bucks on on wish dot com,
Speaker 2: and then we'll present it to each other that Wish
Speaker 2: is like okay, so something on Amazon that.
Speaker 1: You know is like great? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I want this cup. I go to Amazon.
Speaker 2: I know I'm going to get this exact cup.
Speaker 1: Wish.
Speaker 2: I might get this cup, but it might also come
Speaker 2: in pieces for some reason. It's like the knockoff to
Speaker 2: the knockoff brand, and you can get a lot of
Speaker 2: things for very little money.
Speaker 1: Is this stuff that's like returned items open box? No idea,
Speaker 1: It just knockoffs of things. Huh.
Speaker 2: So I think we should each give each other some
Speaker 2: money and then do a Smith's shopping spring or Christmas Hanukah.
Speaker 1: Spree for ten dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think we'll each go on there and we'll each
Speaker 2: go buy some gifts for each other, and then we'll
Speaker 2: present it to each other as a future bull Chat episode.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, but on a and then we would
Speaker 2: have to make a YouTube thumbnail where it's like.
Speaker 1: Wish shopping spree. Yes, but we have to seriously, though,
Speaker 1: be serious about our discussing dinner party because that is
Speaker 1: next week. I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: So I'm not ready to eat this cheese on the toast.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure to think so.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make a prediction here that ambrosia will
Speaker 1: be my new favorite dessert.
Speaker 2: Well, you can only go to Senior Citizen homes for it.
Speaker 1: So I did find a recipe, though, I did find
Speaker 1: a recipe that uses mayo in it. I'm not going
Speaker 1: I can't see may like mayo but not my dessert.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Well, see, some people consider it a salad, and there
Speaker 1: are some it's a Southern thing that's where it started,
Speaker 1: and some people consider it a salad on the side,
Speaker 1: like a fruit salad.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something from now you serve me
Speaker 2: mayo this podcast over.
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't know. You'll never know. I would.
Speaker 2: Something tells me you're going to go back to your
Speaker 2: junior high school days where it's.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, maybe put some eggs in there. I've never
Speaker 1: put in rotten eggs in anything. First, I didn't have
Speaker 1: junior high school. It was middle then high school. There
Speaker 1: was no junior David, there wasn't I didn't go to
Speaker 1: junior Did you go to junior high school.
Speaker 2: No, okay, elementary school right, Well, I didn't have a
Speaker 2: junior high school.
Speaker 1: They did in the seventies and they got rid of it.
Speaker 1: Now it's just middle school and high school sad, which
Speaker 1: is debatable because a fifth grader really shouldn't be in
Speaker 1: middle school with eighth graders. I don't think they should
Speaker 1: be in the same school. There's such a divide, is
Speaker 1: a very big difference in a maturity level between a
Speaker 1: fifth grader and an eighth grader. You know, I just
Speaker 1: don't think they belong together.
Speaker 2: Well, mine was kindergarten through eighth grade, so we were
Speaker 2: all in the same school.
Speaker 1: Well he was a private yeah, okay school. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was K through four, then five through eight, nine through twelve. Well,
Speaker 1: the local school by US did K through five? But
Speaker 1: why would you go to Why would you go to
Speaker 1: a local school and not one that's really far away?
Speaker 1: I'm just curious, what do you mean? Well, you said
Speaker 1: the local school by us, Well why would why wouldn't
Speaker 1: you go to one like Connecticut? What go on with
Speaker 1: your story?
Speaker 2: What do you mean why wouldn't I go to Connecticut?
Speaker 1: Scott's being such an asshole.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused. Just go it was the next town
Speaker 2: over where I would it was close.
Speaker 1: Never mind, go on. I just think it's funny when
Speaker 1: you say the local deli, the locals the local that
Speaker 1: because you wouldn't go to one that's like really far away.
Speaker 1: That's all eh, humor brought to you by Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not humor. I'm just pointing something out. Yeah, go on.
Speaker 2: Well, as I was saying, yeah, I don't actually know
Speaker 2: what I was saying, Yeah, they did K through five
Speaker 2: and then six through eight, okay, and then there was
Speaker 2: high school.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what the point of this was, but yeah.
Speaker 2: Well you were talking about schools and how you don't
Speaker 2: believe that kids should go to school.
Speaker 1: I didn't say no. But right before that, what were
Speaker 1: we saying? Ambrosia led us to that somehow, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, because I was saying, you're gonna give me mayo
Speaker 2: ambrosia and nice to do it in junior high school,
Speaker 2: right because you're gonna make it like a prank and
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna be like vomiting.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be like, isn't it funny? I promise you
Speaker 1: there will be nothing wrong with the ambrosia that I
Speaker 1: make because I will eat it too.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I don't know because in the last episode
Speaker 2: of Serial Killers that comes out next Monday, you told
Speaker 2: me that I wasn't going to be eating you, we
Speaker 2: were going to eat the stale cereal at the same time.
Speaker 1: Then I'm the idiot eating the stale cereal that tastes
Speaker 1: like plato. They all you have to look and just
Speaker 1: see that I didn't pour it for myself. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: When I'm focused on eating, do I have to stare
Speaker 2: at you while I eat?
Speaker 1: No, But if you want to, you know, make sure
Speaker 1: all is on the up and up, you would just
Speaker 1: look over this wa Why would I know? I just
Speaker 1: trust that you're a good person. But a good person,
Speaker 1: Andy I am. I just didn't want to eat that crap.
Speaker 2: You gave me Plato apple jacks. That thing was nasty.
Speaker 2: The marshmallows were shriveled. And I'm telling you that heat
Speaker 2: the temperature differences in this studio are like horrifying.
Speaker 1: You know that that was from that's from Halloween twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: And in that time, it's been eighty degrees in here,
Speaker 2: and it's been fifty five degrees in here. So those
Speaker 2: things have expanded and shrunk. Yeah, and they're like they're
Speaker 2: not even stale. That's the worst part. Like a stale
Speaker 2: cereal you could at least say to yourself like, ooh,
Speaker 2: that's a little too crunchy.
Speaker 1: This is rubbery. Like I can't explain it, but I
Speaker 1: have to say, if we were trapped on a desert
Speaker 1: island and all we had was the cereal vault, we
Speaker 1: would eat it to survive.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god that this studio is connected to another
Speaker 2: room and a whole hallway, so the chance of this
Speaker 2: floating off into nowhere.
Speaker 1: Is very slim. Yeah. Well, but thank god we can
Speaker 1: keep this old, disgusting cereal for you. Anyway. I never
Speaker 1: did anything with rotten eggs in high school, so I'll
Speaker 1: just leave it at that. Okay, you know, Okay, we
Speaker 1: did like smoke grenades and throw them in the hallway,
Speaker 1: but I never did anything with rotten eggs.
Speaker 2: But you put like disgusting things in people's.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. I stored it in my locker and then
Speaker 1: we'd go out in the hallways during class and break
Speaker 1: it in the hallway, and then I would get suspended.
Speaker 2: I don't Everything that you're saying just makes me think
Speaker 2: that I'm about to eat Mannies next one.
Speaker 1: You're not. I promise you you're not. I bet or
Speaker 1: not because I don't think it belongs in there. Some
Speaker 1: recipes have mayonnaise, some recipes have sour cream. Some recipes
Speaker 1: have like sour cream.
Speaker 2: I've never been a sour cream fan. Really, it's in
Speaker 2: later years I have grown to like it. In a
Speaker 2: cheesy Gordia crunch.
Speaker 1: Look at the calendar behind me. Look at the calendar.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a loatka? Uh? A potato latka
Speaker 1: with sour cream? Delicious? What is it? It's a potato pancake.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that sounds fun. It's basically a giant flat
Speaker 1: tater tot, is what it is. Andrew, I love tater tots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I say for you. It's a giant French fry. Right,
Speaker 1: that is correct? And you put You can use sour
Speaker 1: cream or some people use apple sauce. I like both,
Speaker 1: not at the same time, but I'll switch off.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Carla Marie Carla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I called her up. My mistake, didn't I.
Speaker 2: Her new name is Carla Marie Carla okay CMC. She's
Speaker 2: been listening to all of the Serial Killers again. She
Speaker 2: agreed with me that tater tots are not considered French fries.
Speaker 1: The thing is, we never put that pole up like
Speaker 1: you said we were going to. So this week we
Speaker 1: have like six poles going up. Okay, but you say that,
Speaker 1: but the poles never go up in Well.
Speaker 2: People agreed with me that shorts and a long sleeve
Speaker 2: shirt was not weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, you only read the ones that agreed with you. Well,
Speaker 1: there were plenty that was like, I'm with Scotty. Shall
Speaker 1: we go to the actual Pana posted. It was probably
Speaker 1: like sixty four to you, Yeah, which is still enough. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you won. That's fine. I did.
Speaker 2: Then I don't need to show the poll. That's all
Speaker 2: I wanted. That's all I wanted.
Speaker 1: It's fine, Andrews. Some people are cool with it and
Speaker 1: some are and you know what everything in life is
Speaker 1: like that you're not going to find one hundred percent
Speaker 1: of the people that agree with you or like something
Speaker 1: or aren't offended by something or whatever.
Speaker 2: I feel like I want to look up a list
Speaker 2: of things that are universally loved or as close to
Speaker 2: universally loved as possible.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll find it like Disney World to me,
Speaker 1: chocolate chip cookies. I mean, no, I have a nut allergy.
Speaker 1: I was thinking Disney World also, but I don't. I
Speaker 1: think there are plenty of people know it's a corporate headquarters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like yeah, sunshine Andrew, Oh my god, I get sunburned. Look,
Speaker 1: there is nothing in the world else. There's nothing in
Speaker 1: this chocolate. Again my nut allergy, but there's no nuts
Speaker 1: in it. Yes, there is coco. People are allergy to coco.
Speaker 1: That's not a nut.
Speaker 2: Well, whatever it is, cocoa bean. Well, people can be
Speaker 2: allergic to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah they can. Sure, That's that's what I'm saying. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Was it treated in a facility that's close to tree nuts,
Speaker 2: because that's very possible.
Speaker 1: How about free money from the government. Someone's got to
Speaker 1: pay for it in the long run. See, there's nothing.
Speaker 1: There's absolutely nothing. Yeah nothing. I mean that was the
Speaker 1: COVID check pretty much. Yeah. Well that's the thing. So
Speaker 1: you can never get everyone to agree with you or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's fine because if we were all the same,
Speaker 1: we would just be idiot robots that thought alike, Well,
Speaker 1: maybe you should make that a children's book Idiot robots,
Speaker 1: Idiot robots who don't think alike. I'll reach out to
Speaker 1: Richard Scary and see what you can whip up. I
Speaker 1: can just see it now.
Speaker 2: This is about the idiot robots with illustrations by me.
Speaker 1: I would just do its stick figures. Sure it'd be great.
Speaker 1: Why not? I love it? Can we talk about something
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Speaker 1: but it's delicious. We burned it. We actually burned it
Speaker 1: in the house this weekend and we blew it out.
Speaker 1: We went out for lunch, went to the mall. We
Speaker 1: came back and it still smelled like delicious Coco peppermint crunch.
Speaker 1: It was spectacular.
Speaker 2: Frosty snowballs smell delicious. It's vanilla, it's wonderful, it's cinnamony.
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Speaker 1: and we'll be back right after this. Did it work? Yes,
Speaker 1: we're back. Every time that we do that, nothing happens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my friend Matt will texting me like, dude, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like, I mean, how long have we
Speaker 2: been talking? At least forty minutes?
Speaker 1: Oh with thirty five? Yeah, so there was no natural
Speaker 1: middle cuts.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess this is the middle now. So we
Speaker 2: just came back from a commercial break. Hopefully it wasn't
Speaker 2: one of the lude commercials that I just realized we
Speaker 2: were playing.
Speaker 1: We play lude commercials.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I put filters on it, I thought, I did, I.
Speaker 1: Wait, what was lude? The only thing that I heard
Speaker 1: was maybe a controversial one because some people might.
Speaker 2: Not like that, and yeah, that's the one I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: It might shut us off. So I shut that filter off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but on I put that filter on. But also remember
Speaker 1: that was only in New York because they are regional.
Speaker 1: That one was the New York Department of Health, so
Speaker 1: they're regional. So I don't know what they heard in Iowa. Say,
Speaker 1: maybe they got a corn commercial. There you and this
Speaker 1: corn canned corn, eat it straight from the can? Please don't,
Speaker 1: please don't.
Speaker 2: In a new commercial, the CDC warns you not to
Speaker 2: eat corn can please boil it because you will die.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it'll boil corn from the can just throwing a microwave.
Speaker 1: Not in the can though, As I found out, do
Speaker 1: you love a good cream corn? I like cream corn too.
Speaker 1: People gag from it, but I love cream.
Speaker 2: Corn is delicious. My mom makes her own cream corn,
Speaker 2: and I mean it's not like the recipes at heart.
Speaker 2: She just puts like heavy cream with some corn.
Speaker 1: But it is suck good and I'm sorry. If you
Speaker 1: have a Ruth's Chris near you, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: love ruth Chris. They have a seasonal corn pudding. They
Speaker 1: haven't had it in quite a while, but the one
Speaker 1: by us will order it for us because we know
Speaker 1: the guy. Yeah, and they order it from like corporate
Speaker 1: ahead of time. Who it is so good that it's
Speaker 1: so good. It's like a dessert. But I will down
Speaker 1: an entire side of it in one sitting. Wow.
Speaker 2: So those holidays are coming up, Yeah, time to get
Speaker 2: your stretching pants out day, am right, that'll be our
Speaker 2: next endeavor, we'll do some merch serial killer killers stretching pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that'll be great with just a string, no waistband.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, So that really just says you can go
Speaker 2: for miles.
Speaker 1: Or just it'll just be no band at all, just
Speaker 1: be a rope like in the cartoons. You just tie
Speaker 1: it around. That's it'll be like one of those ropes.
Speaker 1: Get a serial killer sack. That's right, burlap sack, two
Speaker 1: holes in a rope.
Speaker 2: It's a DIY sweatpants experience exactly. That sounds great. I
Speaker 2: so support that.
Speaker 1: Why don't we have serial killers bowls? I mean that
Speaker 1: is the most logical thing.
Speaker 2: Well, we should get in touch with somebody, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, Lenny Mud. Where are you, Lenny Mud?
Speaker 2: Can you just like re email us and then we'll
Speaker 2: put that at the top of our inbox.
Speaker 1: The thing with them is they're very high quality, great thick,
Speaker 1: awesome ceramic bowls with wonderful artwork. Yeah, that would be
Speaker 1: really expensive. I think if we sold it, and I
Speaker 1: don't know that people would spend thirty dollars on a
Speaker 1: cereal bowl.
Speaker 2: I don't know they spend twenty dollars on a candle. No,
Speaker 2: that they do well with ten percent off. It might
Speaker 2: be a little less, but exactly, yes, just saying.
Speaker 1: And then you're gonna say T shirts. So it threw
Speaker 1: me off a fun cereal bowl that you could always say,
Speaker 1: this is my Cereal bowl. Bul Yeah yeah, serial killers
Speaker 1: bul bull that Yeah. I was thinking of the T shirts,
Speaker 1: which there are still some available, by the way, zero
Speaker 1: killerspc dot com. Yeah, pick up a T shirt and
Speaker 1: two candles.
Speaker 2: I want a shirt that says Team Andy. Why because
Speaker 2: this way people could wrap their support for me.
Speaker 1: Well, they Posts used to have those shirts that said
Speaker 1: Team Fruity and Teamcoco. I was I was always Team Coco.
Speaker 1: That's great until I'm sorry that we had to do
Speaker 1: the gay Pride thing in Miami and I wore the
Speaker 1: Team Fruity hat. What it was colorful, that's all. I
Speaker 1: just kidd I got a lot of compliments on it.
Speaker 1: They're where'd you get that hat? I want one? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I got it from Post.
Speaker 2: I could just see you being like this, like I
Speaker 2: could wear this to pride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got rainbow colors. That's right. I thought it
Speaker 1: was really cool. I'm telling you a lot of people
Speaker 1: liked it. Wow, almost gave it up? Was that the
Speaker 1: one that we had bad coconuts together? Yes? That was terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm not really into street vendors anymore. Yeah, after that,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. If you're from New York, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. When you're stuck in traffic somewhere
Speaker 1: and some little lady comes up with a tray of
Speaker 1: mango cut up in ziploc bags? Am I supposed to
Speaker 1: buy those? Okay?
Speaker 2: It depends. Are there seasonings on the mango?
Speaker 1: I don't really care. It was in somebody's house with
Speaker 1: a dirty knife and a plastic.
Speaker 2: Zip because a lot of times, at least in California,
Speaker 2: they have little fruit stands where they cut it up
Speaker 2: and they put this salt on it that is so
Speaker 2: freaking good.
Speaker 1: Is it like Old Bay spice seasoning?
Speaker 2: No, it's not Old Bay it is, but I don't
Speaker 2: understand though for war.
Speaker 1: It's it is not Health Department regulation. Ta heen, that's it.
Speaker 1: Ta heen.
Speaker 2: To heen is wonderful on fruit. They do it in California.
Speaker 1: What does it taste?
Speaker 2: It's like a salt almost, but not really. It's like
Speaker 2: a little it's a little hot.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: It's delicious and you could put it on your fruit.
Speaker 1: I put it on my fruit at home, okay.
Speaker 2: And there's also a something you could drizzle on it,
Speaker 2: almost like a sauce. That one I haven't bought because
Speaker 2: I can't find the right one.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't trust the street vendor
Speaker 1: with unregulated ziploc bags of cut up mango.
Speaker 2: Can I say another thing, then, if we're talking about
Speaker 2: street vendors, I have never had a good street vendor pretzel.
Speaker 1: I have no Well, sometimes I get them.
Speaker 2: Those things are stale, cold, cold in the middle.
Speaker 1: Do you get that charcoal kind of smell? But they're
Speaker 1: never that great. They are never good. They tease you
Speaker 1: and they think it's going to be good. And I'm
Speaker 1: not a fan of street meat. I never know what
Speaker 1: I'm getting. I held hot dogs just period. I'm done.
Speaker 1: I haven't bought from a cart in a long time.
Speaker 1: Coffee yass, but food not so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the nuts always smell good, but I'm always kind
Speaker 2: of like, do I really want to buy?
Speaker 1: You know what's really good at the nuts? Dad nuts? Coconut?
Speaker 1: They have coconut that's coated in that stuff that is
Speaker 1: it's deadly, but it's delicious. What do you mean deadly?
Speaker 1: It's not really good for you. Coconut is extremely high
Speaker 1: in cholesterol. It is yeah, yeah, or bad fats or
Speaker 1: whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Well, it seems like we both really care about that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, well as we eat terrible cereals every week exactly.
Speaker 1: There's a street vendor cart guy that I pass every
Speaker 1: morning at four forty five on the corner of Canal
Speaker 1: and Broadway, and he has one of those digital light
Speaker 1: up signs up top. Every single word is wrong and
Speaker 1: it is so funny. I have to record it. I
Speaker 1: can't even tell you what they are. They're very fin
Speaker 1: like one of them says gat or aid o gatorade. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is so hilarious, and I'm not like trying to
Speaker 1: correct the guy. I just think it's funny. It's hilarious
Speaker 1: how everything is. It's written as he hears it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Obviously he's an immigrant of some
Speaker 1: sort and he doesn't really you know, can't spell the words,
Speaker 1: but it's just it's hilarious and I need to I
Speaker 1: need to record it because it's very fun.
Speaker 2: Well, gallery, it sounds like someone from the South saying gatorade.
Speaker 1: You want some gatorade? No, just some gatorade. It's gonna
Speaker 1: tights good. You need damn electroax. Yeah, it's spectacular. I
Speaker 1: love that. Uh maybe I should go support him because
Speaker 1: his sign makes me giggle. Maybe you should go get
Speaker 1: some galleried. It's just it's frightening in that spot at
Speaker 1: four forty five am. I really don't want to get
Speaker 1: out of the car there. It's just it's not a
Speaker 1: very savory area at that point. So I just passed
Speaker 1: him by. So wow, Yeah, all right, Okay, are we good?
Speaker 1: I think we're good. Yeah, it's not quite as long
Speaker 1: as people are accustomed to. But what is it? How
Speaker 1: long is it? Forty wit two minutes? But ate needs
Speaker 1: my parking spot?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, on that note, say Clink Scott, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I feel like we're giving up. Well, I mean, do
Speaker 2: we pad another eight minutes?
Speaker 1: No? But I would really like in all honesty, I
Speaker 1: know one or two people have sent us ideas for
Speaker 1: fodder on the show. So if you could just reach
Speaker 1: out to us via Instagram or Twitter or whatever at Cereal,
Speaker 1: let us know what we can talk about. And then
Speaker 1: obviously we just come up and ramble on stuff. But
Speaker 1: we'd love to have you be a conversation starter for us.
Speaker 2: Yes, And on top of that, we're going to do
Speaker 2: a Wish shopping spree for each other soon.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Sounds like fun. That'll be a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. I still don't really know what that is.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go on wish dot com after this is over.
Speaker 2: You're gonna look at it and be like, how is
Speaker 2: this an actual site? The items may take at least
Speaker 2: forty two weeks to get to us, so we better
Speaker 2: order now. So basically, it's just one big giant Instagram
Speaker 2: ad essentially. Yes, Like, you see a money gun and
Speaker 2: then you buy it from wish dot com and you
Speaker 2: get like it looks like it's the one that shoots
Speaker 2: it like that. But meanwhile you get a picture of
Speaker 2: someone with a money gun.
Speaker 1: I told you I bought that cream from Instagram, I wish.
Speaker 1: I just brought it home the other day. It's in
Speaker 1: a red tube and it's all Asian lettering. I have
Speaker 1: no idea what it says. I don't remember what I
Speaker 1: ordered because it was so long ago. I have no
Speaker 1: idea what it does. I don't know if it's toothpaste,
Speaker 1: or if it's some sort of cleaner or glue. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. I don't know what to do with it. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe don't put it on your face right away. I won't.
Speaker 1: I just like spread it on the desk and see
Speaker 1: what happens. I don't know. Love that? Yeah, perfect, all right?
Speaker 1: It could be food, that's true. Paste, food, might be
Speaker 1: some kind of jam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's marshmallow fluff in a tube, that is very true.
Speaker 2: Shoot it right into my mouth, I don't think. So
Speaker 2: let's let's bring it down a notch sparky all right?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, and this is for Carla Marie Bourbone.
Speaker 1: Check on what they thought that was funny? All right,
Speaker 1: I don't know from the food court, Thanks Carla Marie. Anthony.
Speaker 1: Anthony actually called me. He called me last week, dude,
Speaker 1: we really love it. We heard you say that and
Speaker 1: we had to laugh and call you. They want to
Speaker 1: have us on their Twitch show, so maybe we'll go
Speaker 1: on one day. What does that mean? It means that
Speaker 1: we're all basically I guess it. I've seen them on Twitch.
Speaker 1: I got it. But like, so we are like on
Speaker 1: a box on their screen. Yeah, and so we're with them.
Speaker 1: So is it the Carl Anthony Show or is it
Speaker 1: the serial Killers podcast or is it like well, they
Speaker 1: said they would make it like a joint thing so
Speaker 1: we would be able to broadcast it as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we could say, like serial Killers are
Speaker 2: going live with Carla Marine Anthony.
Speaker 1: Or can't we just record it and put it out
Speaker 1: as one of our podcasts. We could actually if we
Speaker 1: wanted to. Okay, so go over and get the ball.
Speaker 1: Oh look, that system to shut off. So even if
Speaker 1: I wanted to play some fun sound effect, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: All right, well I can fun sound effect. It timed out.
Speaker 1: That was cool, right, Thank you for listening to serial
Speaker 1: Killers bowl Chat, the sister podcast to serial Killers. That means,
Speaker 1: but they do, yeah they do. Okay, it's not the
Speaker 1: actual serial Killers, it's just the the offshoot ce all right,
Speaker 1: until we see you on Monday with an all new
Speaker 1: serial Killers and then Wednesday with our Disgusting Dinner Party.
Speaker 1: Yikes on bikes, say click, Andrew, I've never heard yikes
Speaker 1: on bikes before. I've said it a million times. Are
Speaker 1: you sure it was yikes? Yeah, yikes on bikes? Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: have a good day you two. Bye bye Team forty,