1 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of The 2 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show before the Weekend begins. I know it's Thursday. 3 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 1: I know it's Thursday. Don't don't call and yell at 4 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: me when it's Friday. It's officially the weekend. Justs Tomorrow's 5 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions in now to 6 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Ask me anything 7 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: I did enjoy. Look, we're gonna get back to the 8 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: phone calls and stuff here in a minute. But I do, 9 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,879 Speaker 1: I genuinely take pleasure in watching these horrible people suffer. 10 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: I know that's probably wrong. I shouldn't take pleasure in that, 11 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 1: but I do enjoy it. I do. And look, all 12 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: I have to say is good meal to you, too, Jule, 13 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: Good meal to you. No, no, no, no, this well, 14 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: I love it. Comspent trator, who our endorsement from the 15 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,839 Speaker 1: president in a Democratic primary is on track to lose. 16 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: What does that say about the power of the president's endorsement. 17 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:12,680 Speaker 1: I mean, look, in case you couldn't hear the question, 18 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,680 Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard most of it. She basically asked her. 19 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: Why isn't Joe Biden campaigning for people, and the people 20 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: he's endorsing, they don't seem to want his endorsement. What's 21 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: going on there as it comes to you know, I 22 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: have to be careful about what I can say here, 23 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: but we you know, the race in Oregon was focused 24 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: on just how much each candidate support the president supported 25 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: the president. That's what we saw in this particular race. 26 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: His counterpart in the raised mcclaud Skinner, ran on an 27 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: agenda of President Biden's priorities, including lowering the price of 28 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: prescription drugs. And yeah, they're lost. They're lost. They're in serious, 29 00:01:55,760 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: serious trouble. And it's wonderful speaking of serious trouble, well 30 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: for them, not for us. Headline from The Daily Wire. 31 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:09,679 Speaker 1: Netflix axes Ebram Kendy Ibrambram x Kendy. I feel like 32 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: the guy changes his name every other day. He's one 33 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,799 Speaker 1: of these wanna be new civil rights leader types, just 34 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: a race scammer like all the rest of him these days. 35 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: But they were giving him a show called Anti Racist Baby, 36 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: and they were they were doing other woke projects. Surprise, surprise, 37 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,239 Speaker 1: you know, going full to the left. Netflix Snip Snip 38 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: snip canceled those things. We are experiencing something you and 39 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: I have not experienced in years, actually winning some cultural battles. 40 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Smile every now and then. Smile 41 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: this psychopath, Nita Chinkowitz. She's not going to be the 42 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 1: head of the new Department of Misinformation. Frankly, you know, 43 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: I have prided myself over my career of being a 44 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,679 Speaker 1: really nuanced, reasonable person. Again, as I said, I've I've 45 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: breathed advance one. Okay, let's not act like you're reasonable. 46 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 1: You're a woman. As both Republicans and Democrats, I admire 47 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: some of the steps that when the Trump administration even 48 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 1: took to combat disinformation, including Senator Rob Portman and his 49 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 1: bills against deep fakes and you know, funding the Global 50 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,239 Speaker 1: Engagement Center at the State Department. So to say that 51 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: I'm just a part as an actor was wildly out 52 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 1: of context. And then beyond that, it wasn't just you know, 53 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: these mischaracterizations of my work, but it was death threats 54 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: against my family. Over the last three weeks, I have 55 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: maybe had one or two days I didn't report a 56 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: violent threat, something like we're coming for you and your family. 57 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: You and your family should be sent to Russia to 58 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: be killed encourage me of me to commit suicide. All 59 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: of those have been forwarded to the Department of Homeland 60 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: Security Security Services. And you know that's not something that 61 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: is American. That is not how we should be acting 62 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: when we have disagreements about policy in this country. I 63 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: think we need to learn how to be adults in 64 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: the room. And I don't have time for that childishness. 65 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: I'm not going to let it silence me. I'm going 66 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 1: to go forward and continue building awareness about this threaten 67 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: breaking news. Feminist will not be silenced. I gotta tell you, 68 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: I'm shocked. I thought any day now she was gonna 69 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: pipe down. Look, communist, don't don't come to me in 70 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 1: complain about decorum. After what you animals have pulled the 71 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: past four or five years. I don't want anyone receiving 72 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: death threats. But you're mad because people mischaracterized you. You 73 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: called us all Nazi, white supremacist deplorables for five years, 74 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: and you're mad because you've been mischaracterized. Suck on it. 75 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 1: That's your problem, not mine. All right, let's get to these. 76 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: We gotta get to a bunch of these. What's the 77 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: worst you ever screwed up at work? Al in New York. 78 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 1: I didn't even want to click on it, al, But 79 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:55,559 Speaker 1: here we are. Go. Yeah, story, I don't like telling. 80 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 1: I hit reply all email everyone on the email except 81 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: for the person I met it to go to. What 82 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 1: was the fallout? Out? A lot of business. I lost 83 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 1: a fifty thousand dollars contract on that one email, and 84 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 1: probably you know, almost as much as a million over 85 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: the last twenty years. Bat move, That was a good one. 86 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: That's a good one. Chin up, my brother. Don't be 87 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: very kids, be very careful with the reply all, be 88 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 1: very very careful. Brody in Atlanta, Go all right, Jesse. So, 89 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: I was working in the dealership selling used motorcycles and 90 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 1: we had a side by side that we had just 91 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: taken in. I had this guy on the phone. He 92 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,159 Speaker 1: was interested in it, came down and checked it out. 93 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: He wanted to drive it. Well, we don't allow that 94 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 1: because there's a whole lot of liability there. So I say, 95 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: I'll just run it through the parking lot. Let you 96 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: check it out, and he says cool. Well, his seven 97 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,160 Speaker 1: year old daughter was there. He throws her in the 98 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,840 Speaker 1: passenger seat next to me. I whipped it through the 99 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,640 Speaker 1: parking lot A couple of times, and I go to 100 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: cut a donut and the rear axle snaps and it 101 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: rolls over and we end up on our top with 102 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: his little daughter strapped next to me, squealing, and I 103 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: did this mom thing where you throw your arm out 104 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: across her so she doesn't like reach out of the 105 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:36,479 Speaker 1: vehicle and we unbuckler. She gets down. She is so shaken. 106 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: Dude leaves. He calls me about an hour and a 107 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 1: half later, He's like, how long is it gonna take 108 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: for you to fix the day? Two weeks of waiting 109 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:53,160 Speaker 1: for parts and waiting for body work, and this guy 110 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 1: comes back and buys it from every time I want 111 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 1: back in that shot, many and that's people were telling 112 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 1: that story. That is amazing. Cosh, that's awesome. What is 113 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: the worst you've ever screwed up at work? Brian and 114 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:15,880 Speaker 1: Denver go wait on stardays, Jesse. I used to work 115 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: concrete when I was in college. We worked something called 116 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: a power trowel. And if you've ever worked concrete, a 117 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: trowel is the finishing tool that you use at the end. 118 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 1: It makes the concrete smooth. A power trowel is kind 119 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 1: of like a lawnmower. With a fan blade turned upside 120 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: down about three feet in diameter. You take it a 121 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,239 Speaker 1: step further and then you get a riding power trowel 122 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: and you sit on this thing and it's got two 123 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 1: joysticks kind of like a tank. But you don't just 124 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 1: push them forward to go forward and backwards to go backwards. 125 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: You have to move them independent of one another, just 126 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: to move up and down the concrete. Now, we had 127 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 1: these hog We were building buildings for hog farms in Iowa, 128 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: and the slab we had was three hundred feet long, 129 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: sloped downhill. It was only about eight nine feet wide, 130 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: and this power trowal that I was sitting on top 131 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: of was pribop six feet wide. Now this is late 132 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:27,600 Speaker 1: in the day that concrete's getting hard and I'm sitting there. Yeah, 133 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: you have to wait for it to get hard in 134 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: order to do the trowl. So we were having a 135 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,439 Speaker 1: couple of beers while we're waiting for that day. I 136 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 1: had never driven. I had never driven this thing before, 137 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 1: and all my supervisors were like, hey, Brian, you want 138 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,080 Speaker 1: to give that power trawl a shot. I said, well, sure, 139 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: that looks like fun. I should also mention there's rebar 140 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 1: on either side that go up about three feet to 141 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 1: tie in the walls when you're done. So I'm going 142 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: down this channel on this power trowl that I've never 143 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: ridden before, and three hundred feet I've got, and I 144 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,960 Speaker 1: get this thing going, not knowing what the heck I'm doing. 145 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: I don't know how fast I'm going, but I'm losing control. 146 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: I can't keep it straight. I'm starting to spin around 147 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 1: and I knock out about thirty feet a rebar on 148 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 1: either side, and yeah, I stopped that power child. And 149 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: I look up and oh, you can imagine these guys 150 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 1: are laughing their butts off at me, so needless to stay. 151 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 1: We had to stay all night, fix all the rebar, 152 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 1: fixed the concrete. But good times, man, oh brutal eight 153 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:40,679 Speaker 1: seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. Peter 154 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 1: in Jersey, what's the worst you ever screwed up at work? 155 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 1: All right, Josh? Thank you. In the early eighties, I 156 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 1: was given a cable TV truck. I wort cable TV, 157 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 1: and I was given the truck to go home with. 158 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,040 Speaker 1: So I went home that night. I poked the truck 159 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: one house away from my house like and therefore I 160 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,440 Speaker 1: went out drinking that night and when I came home 161 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 1: and I went to sleep, and I woke up in 162 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 1: the morning and I couldn't find the truck. I don't 163 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: know where how it was, I don't remember. So I 164 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,439 Speaker 1: called the company until the truck was stolen, and the 165 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:19,120 Speaker 1: police came, and my boss came to my house and everything, 166 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,560 Speaker 1: and the truck was right in front of the next 167 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 1: not my house, the next house, the truck right there. 168 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,400 Speaker 1: I didn't even notice it was there, and it was 169 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:31,080 Speaker 1: really embarrassing. But I didn't lose the job, but it's 170 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 1: so ridiculous when I went through when that's what happens 171 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:39,559 Speaker 1: when you drink a lot. Sorry, Peter was parked next door. 172 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,800 Speaker 1: We'll get some more of those eight seven seven three 173 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,959 Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three. We do have to 174 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,720 Speaker 1: address some new news on the FBI, which we're gonna 175 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 1: get to next, and then we'll get back to those 176 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,240 Speaker 1: Before we do that. One more email here, Dear Gorilla 177 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 1: Hating Oracle. I just spent a fluke a few glory 178 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 1: minutes on the phone with a pure Talk rep. She 179 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 1: was extremely helpful and took the time to answer all 180 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: of my many questions. A pure Talk phone is on 181 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:15,199 Speaker 1: the way, maybe maybe I'm old and jaded, but honestly, 182 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,920 Speaker 1: it's not just the money savings of switching to Pure 183 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: Talk that matters to me. 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You're 193 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,719 Speaker 1: listening to the oracle. I love this one. He just 194 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:06,680 Speaker 1: scream Baby, the Jesse Kelly Show, she said, I don't 195 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 1: try to final job. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 196 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,600 Speaker 1: Remember tomorrow is and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Get your 197 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: questions in now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 198 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 1: Here's Michael again, slinking into the room. Michael, thank you, Michael. 199 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,440 Speaker 1: He was just bringing me some important documents. Jim Beam, Hey, Jesse, 200 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 1: we got our dog during the pandemic when everyone was 201 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: home when we all went back to work. I thought 202 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: my pooch would be lonely. So before we left, or 203 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,720 Speaker 1: before we leave, we tell Alexa to play the Jesse 204 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 1: Kelly show. My dog loves it and stays quiet all day. 205 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 1: It must be your soothing voice. Thanks Oracle, you saved 206 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 1: the day, says I can say his name. His name 207 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,199 Speaker 1: is Peter. Peter. All I have to say is a 208 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 1: happy and healthy to you and your dog. You have 209 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: a good morning. That's what buenas tard is means, good morning. 210 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: All right, Before I get to these calls, exclusive agent 211 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: misconduct revealed to be a recurring theme at the FBI, 212 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:15,839 Speaker 1: and attempts at fixes fall short FBI agents. This is 213 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,320 Speaker 1: from the Washington This makes sure find out who who 214 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 1: gave me this, who printed this article failow so I 215 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,280 Speaker 1: can give them credit for it because this is good news. 216 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: I think this is not Washington examined of Washington Times. 217 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 1: If I remember, I just believe it's Washington Times. I 218 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: want to make sure anyway. Exclusive FBI agents have a 219 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 1: long standing pattern of breaking rules on investigations, and the 220 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,880 Speaker 1: Bureau's efforts to solve them did not eliminate the problems. 221 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,960 Speaker 1: According to more than six years of internal reviews obtained 222 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 1: by The Washington Times. All right, it is the Washington Times. 223 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 1: The previously undisclosed data covered twenty thirteen to twenty nineteen 224 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:56,240 Speaker 1: documents more than sixteen hundred instances of broken rules on 225 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:59,840 Speaker 1: cases that involved investigations that do not require a warrant, 226 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,120 Speaker 1: use of informants, so on and so forth. The kise, So, 227 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:07,199 Speaker 1: what's going on? The FBI keeps breaking the rules. The 228 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:13,400 Speaker 1: FBI knows it keeps breaking the rules. It keeps quote 229 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 1: trying to stop breaking the rules, Yet the rules keep 230 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 1: getting broken. Why. Well, here's why. My son, my oldest son, James. 231 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 1: Let's use him as an example. Now, he happens to 232 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 1: be a wonderful, polite boy, but he's turning into a 233 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 1: fourteen year old. And as a fourteen year old boy, 234 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: does the testastro starting to flow a little bit, starting 235 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,880 Speaker 1: to feel like his own man. Every now and then, 236 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,280 Speaker 1: very briefly, almost a little bit of a little bit 237 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:50,360 Speaker 1: of sas coming from him. And the second we even 238 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 1: sniff a little bit of sass, and it's a very 239 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,240 Speaker 1: little bit. Let's keep in mind, he's a very good boy. 240 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,800 Speaker 1: The second we get a little bit of SaaS wham, 241 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: come down on him immediately hard, It's stopped, and it 242 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:07,920 Speaker 1: goes away. Why Because there are ways you can solve 243 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 1: a problem, and then there are ways you can act 244 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: like you're trying to solve a problem. You see, if 245 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: I walk in the door tonight and someone's broken into 246 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 1: my home and he's choking the wife, I can say, well, sir, sir, 247 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 1: would you please stop? Or I can pull out my 248 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: concealed carry permit and shoot him in the face twice. 249 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,920 Speaker 1: I know which way I'm going to go. Why Because 250 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 1: trying for the proportional response almost always leaves you short 251 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: of what the response would have been. Do you want 252 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 1: to know why FBI agents keep breaking the rules? Oh, 253 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 1: they're breaking the rules. We want them to stop. Stop guys, 254 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,840 Speaker 1: We're gonna give you a bad memo. Stop breaking the rules. 255 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: Why do they keep breaking the rules? They keep breaking 256 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 1: the rules because you're soft on them when they break 257 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 1: the rules. Throw a couple FBI agents in prison. Watch 258 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,960 Speaker 1: how often the rules get broken after that. That's not extreme. 259 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 1: That should be the norm for the federal law enforcement 260 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 1: agency with gigantic powers to destroy your life or destroy 261 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 1: my life. An FBI agent going to federal prison should 262 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 1: be the norm the norm. Instead it never happens. Why 263 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,800 Speaker 1: because you're always trying to go for the proportional response. 264 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 1: Stop it, guys, well it doesn't work like that. One time. 265 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 1: Don't even give them three strikes. One strike and then 266 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 1: guess what it's buenas tarde is an off from prison 267 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:50,320 Speaker 1: for you, all right, Eric and Colorado go Hey, Jesse. 268 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 1: I uh. One of my first jobs out of the 269 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,760 Speaker 1: Marine Corps was dry hauling trees that were being dug 270 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 1: out in aspens from southern Wyoming down to Veil. And 271 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 1: I was doing this regularly, you know, six eight trees 272 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 1: at the time. They would dig out with a tree 273 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: spade and you know, we would just haul him down. 274 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,919 Speaker 1: And then I had an opportunity to spend the night 275 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,920 Speaker 1: with my girlfriend in Denver, so I went down to Denver, 276 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,879 Speaker 1: and unfortunately, when I was driving up to Veil the 277 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: next day, there was a way station and they said, hey, 278 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 1: these trees are way too long. Was sticking out the back, 279 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,159 Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, Well, I didn't want to 280 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,600 Speaker 1: call my word because I didn't want them to know 281 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,919 Speaker 1: that I was in Denver, and so I ended up 282 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 1: just taking a chainsaw cutting the tops off the tree. 283 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,600 Speaker 1: And mind you, these are four inch caliper aspens that 284 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: were being planned for a condo project in the l 285 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,480 Speaker 1: I got to veil, So I got up to veil. 286 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,080 Speaker 1: I got up to veil in the foreman on the 287 00:17:55,280 --> 00:18:01,639 Speaker 1: crew he comes looking at me, going wt F. Luckily 288 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,600 Speaker 1: I didn't get fired, but all the trees were ruined 289 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,160 Speaker 1: because at the time I didn't even know that, Hey, 290 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,440 Speaker 1: if you cut the top of the tree off, it's 291 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 1: gonna die. Case when those start us Jesse story, it's 292 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:26,640 Speaker 1: not even mine, it's the co workers. But he wouldn't 293 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:31,879 Speaker 1: mind me telling it because I'm pretty sure everybody knows anyway. Um, okay, 294 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:36,160 Speaker 1: So we work in a chemical plant and one night, 295 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: you know, we are getting kind of boarded, and he's nice, 296 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,480 Speaker 1: he's gonna go take the shop, which we're not even 297 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: supposed to drive. So he hopped in the shop truck 298 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,920 Speaker 1: and he's he's like driving around the plant on the 299 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,280 Speaker 1: roads and in the grass and he's not you know, 300 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: he's chasing deer, is what he's doing. Keep in mind, 301 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,919 Speaker 1: there are cameras all over this plant, and so um, 302 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,040 Speaker 1: after driving around the plant, he kind of goes into 303 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 1: undeveloped area that we have and he gets the shop 304 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 1: truck stuck, and so you know, all the guys getting 305 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 1: their trucks and they're trying to pull it out and 306 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: they can't get the truck out, so they go and 307 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: get the crane, like the maintenance They get the maintenance guy. 308 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,359 Speaker 1: The maintenance guy gets the crane and they take it 309 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,159 Speaker 1: out there and trying to get this truck out, they 310 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 1: flip the crane over on its side, like basically, oh, casey, 311 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 1: we're up against the break. That is brutal. I'm doing 312 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: more of these when I get back hang on by 313 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 1: I got it is the Jesse Kelly Show. I don't 314 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,320 Speaker 1: know why. I'm just getting great moves tonight. I can't 315 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:51,640 Speaker 1: help it. It's maybe maybe there's something in the air. 316 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,639 Speaker 1: We've only got a couple of segments left and then 317 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,119 Speaker 1: it's it's often to the sunset for me. All right. 318 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,520 Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow though with an ast doctor Jesse 319 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,959 Speaker 1: Friday Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show dot com and speaking 320 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:10,880 Speaker 1: of bad news out here for the Bidens, Biden's Hispanic 321 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:17,639 Speaker 1: approval rating plummets to twenty six percent. It was at 322 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,399 Speaker 1: fifty five percent last year. I have said this before 323 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,720 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna see it again on the show. I 324 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: just because of the Marine Corps and then my neighborhood. 325 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,399 Speaker 1: Now I'm friends with a lot of people of various 326 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: Latino background. They're not all Mexican, although it's fun to 327 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,160 Speaker 1: call them all Mexican because all the others get really 328 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: mad when you do that, so that's always a good time. 329 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,520 Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm good buddies with Cubans and obviously 330 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 1: a bunch of Mexicans because that's Texas and Puerto Ricans, 331 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:50,000 Speaker 1: just all the various Latino groups. And my best buddy Luise, 332 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,399 Speaker 1: he's i mean, blood fire breathing right winger, but his 333 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:58,440 Speaker 1: family is not Mexican family, old school Mexican family. And 334 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,960 Speaker 1: he tells me all the time. Virtually every one of 335 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:07,280 Speaker 1: his hardcore Democrat relatives, virtually all of them, they've either 336 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 1: switched to Republican or now they say, well, no, I'm 337 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,879 Speaker 1: not a Democrat, I'm an independent. They act like they 338 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,800 Speaker 1: were never Democrats before. And there's a couple of things 339 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: at play here. One is fine for people to talk 340 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: about the other one's going to make people uncomfortable. But 341 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:23,200 Speaker 1: I love talking about uncomfortable things. So that'd be just 342 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:28,399 Speaker 1: fine for me. One the whole LGBTQ air Force thing. 343 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:34,120 Speaker 1: It's not that the Hispanic community in America is naturally Republican. Traditionally, 344 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,040 Speaker 1: they're not. They're Democrat. They don't get down with that 345 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 1: at all. The second you start having some tranee teacher 346 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 1: tell a kindergarten that he should cut Pedro's penis off, 347 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: that's a big, big problem for Latino families. Very male 348 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:56,680 Speaker 1: driven culture, macho driven culture. They are not okay with 349 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,919 Speaker 1: that stuff at all, and they're not okay to an 350 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,080 Speaker 1: extreme a board. Another big thing. Heavily heavily Catholic. I 351 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 1: think every Latino friend I know is Catholic, very heavily Catholic. 352 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: The abortion thing matters to them. And then there's one 353 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,119 Speaker 1: other thing about it. There's another part of it. No 354 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 1: one wants to talk about this. I'm the only one 355 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,280 Speaker 1: who will talk about this stuff. I don't care the 356 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:22,880 Speaker 1: Latino community, in the black community, in white guilt America. 357 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,560 Speaker 1: They just take every minority community and lump them all together. 358 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,480 Speaker 1: Look at all the oppressed peoples historically, not just in 359 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,439 Speaker 1: America and every country in the world. That's not how 360 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:37,159 Speaker 1: that works various minority communities. No matter which country you're in, 361 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,760 Speaker 1: you could have a white minority community, but the minority 362 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 1: communities in any given nation will most of the time 363 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:47,080 Speaker 1: fight with each other a lot. There is historically a 364 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 1: gargantuan amount of tension between the Latino communities in this 365 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,639 Speaker 1: country and the black community. Now I'm not getting involved 366 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: in that. I don't care, it's none of that's none 367 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 1: of That's what I'm talking about here. But what I'm 368 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:03,120 Speaker 1: saying is the Democratic Party has become the Black Lives 369 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,760 Speaker 1: Matter party. Everything everything is black lives matter, black black, black, black, 370 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: black black. That's fine to an extent if that's what 371 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,960 Speaker 1: the plan of party you want to be, but you 372 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,639 Speaker 1: have to understand in white guilt liberal land of the 373 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,440 Speaker 1: Joe Biden land, when they're appealing to black lives matter, 374 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 1: of course, of course the Latinos are gonna be happy 375 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:24,119 Speaker 1: with that too. We're fighting for you. It doesn't feel 376 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 1: that way to the Latino community, and they don't appreciate 377 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:32,639 Speaker 1: it at all. They feel cast aside and forgotten. And 378 00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:37,440 Speaker 1: one final thing, they don't like illegal immigration. I know 379 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,080 Speaker 1: every open borders loser on the left hand, the right 380 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:44,120 Speaker 1: somehow thinks that, oh, the Mexicans love illegal immigration, let's 381 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 1: just give your fourth cousin citizenship. The people who came 382 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:52,080 Speaker 1: here and had to grind for citizenship really take offense 383 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 1: when you start handing it out like candy. All right, 384 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,879 Speaker 1: Bobby in Boston, what's the worst you ever screwed up 385 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:04,520 Speaker 1: at work? Well, when I was about seventeen years old, 386 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:06,719 Speaker 1: right out of high school, I had a job as 387 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:11,359 Speaker 1: a bank teller, and so it was back in the day, 388 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,480 Speaker 1: we had like they looked like these little clickers like 389 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,439 Speaker 1: garage door openers. They pushed the button a little light 390 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,159 Speaker 1: to goo ping, and the person and walk up to 391 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 1: the window and you do the dishes. Well, right behind 392 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 1: the teleline was with a supervisor shot and they had 393 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,639 Speaker 1: the wrong little clickers. The dish were blew. So I 394 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 1: picked it up. I started pushing at sea in which 395 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,200 Speaker 1: light it would turn on. It wouldn't turn any on. 396 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: So I went down, you know, did the next one, 397 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,560 Speaker 1: and then the dirt supervisors in the middle lights one. 398 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 1: About five minutes later, half of the police department showed 399 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:54,320 Speaker 1: up their silent alarms. That's matt and Johnson City, Tennessee, 400 00:24:54,480 --> 00:25:00,439 Speaker 1: great town. Go thanks Jivy man So construction. He'd been 401 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,520 Speaker 1: doing it for twelve years back when I was still 402 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,359 Speaker 1: pretty green. Just a little side note. I used to 403 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,359 Speaker 1: drive a manual transmission car at the time, of a truck, 404 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,160 Speaker 1: and we were working on a deck around a pool 405 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,680 Speaker 1: on the back side of this big hill, and we 406 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,919 Speaker 1: were reading the papers around this deck. So we had 407 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,560 Speaker 1: a big load of papers at the back of my 408 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,240 Speaker 1: dad's brand new Toyota tunder truck. It was only about 409 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 1: two or three weeks old, brand new. I don't know 410 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,320 Speaker 1: why he likes to use brand new cars for a 411 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 1: work truck. That's my dad. Whatever. So he puts me 412 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 1: in the driver's seat, and you know, he's like, well 413 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 1: hold the break in, you know, while we're unloading all 414 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:42,680 Speaker 1: these all these uh all the papers, and he says, well, 415 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,159 Speaker 1: if you need to pull up just a little bit 416 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 1: so we can let the tailgate all the way down. 417 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: I'm used to driving a six shift, and I'm on 418 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: a pretty good incline for this driveway right in front 419 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,240 Speaker 1: of the corner of the garage that's attached to this house, 420 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 1: so I'm still in reverse. Didn't really realize that at 421 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:03,680 Speaker 1: the time. I let off the brake and forward it. 422 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,080 Speaker 1: Oh man, as I flord it. I took out the 423 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 1: entire corner house, the garage, his tailgate on his brand 424 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 1: new whatever year it was, tundra was a vent vent 425 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: in the shape of a V and uh. He had 426 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 1: a few choice words for me. Since this is a 427 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: family show, I should say. But yeah, needless to say, 428 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 1: I almost killed about three people and dumped out about 429 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,359 Speaker 1: I don't know two hundred and twenty pieces of papers 430 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 1: out on the driveway. I was gonna say, lucky to 431 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:45,240 Speaker 1: draw someone that is brutal. Donald in New Hampshire, Go Jesse, 432 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 1: nineteen seventy nine. The old got a killeryman grasping via 433 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,680 Speaker 1: Germany on the gunner. Me and my chief are the 434 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,760 Speaker 1: only ones in the in the in the in the track. 435 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 1: Fire mission comes over to calm. I stand up. I 436 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,720 Speaker 1: hit the load of Do the colladman do the deplection 437 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:06,159 Speaker 1: he puts in the powder. Bam, we fire it. Nothing happens. 438 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 1: Apparently there was no round on those load trains when 439 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 1: I hit the little bit. Unfortunately, my chief had to 440 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,639 Speaker 1: take the heat for it. But I never did make 441 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 1: D six after that. But let me explain. Let me 442 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 1: explain that a little because some people may get lost 443 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 1: on that. This is similar to what we did in mortars. 444 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,440 Speaker 1: I was a mortarman. I was an infantry mortarman, and 445 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,440 Speaker 1: you would do these exercises. You would do these trainings 446 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,960 Speaker 1: where you have to go out and you'd shoot your mortars. Well, 447 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,720 Speaker 1: if something goes wrong on the firing line, you would 448 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,959 Speaker 1: line up in a line. You're always in a line, right, 449 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,320 Speaker 1: so no one's ahead of anyone else's. That's an important 450 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 1: safety part of it. But if something happens in a 451 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 1: firing line, like say say I drop a mortar down 452 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,720 Speaker 1: the tube and it doesn't go off, it's not generally 453 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 1: just oh oh well, let's get it fixed. There's a 454 00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,680 Speaker 1: bunch of people on this firing line, a million different 455 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 1: moving parts. They have to shut down everything until the 456 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,160 Speaker 1: problem gets fixed. If they shut down everything and find 457 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,560 Speaker 1: out you didn't even load around in the tube, oh 458 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,879 Speaker 1: my gosh, you're gonna be in trouble. All right, we're 459 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,400 Speaker 1: gonna do a rapid fire on these when I get back. 460 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,200 Speaker 1: Before we get to that, speaking of veterans, let's talk 461 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,360 Speaker 1: about something that we need to focus on right now. 462 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: When times get a little bit tougher, it is natural 463 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,800 Speaker 1: it's totally natural. It's human to try to pull in right. 464 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,600 Speaker 1: But hey, I gotta watch out for me and mine. 465 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 1: I think now is the time more than ever, you 466 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 1: and me I, especially because I'm the most selfish human 467 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,159 Speaker 1: being alive. We have to we have to focus on 468 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,920 Speaker 1: giving back to other people. When I tell you about 469 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,760 Speaker 1: Tunnel to Towers, you already know what they do. They 470 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 1: take care of gold Star families, they pay off their mortgages. 471 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,840 Speaker 1: They're building an entire community for gold Star widows in Florida. 472 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,280 Speaker 1: They're giving back to our catastrophically injured veterans, getting them 473 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,120 Speaker 1: smart homes. All they ask from you and me is 474 00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:01,040 Speaker 1: eleven dollars a month eleven bucks. Go a T the 475 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:06,680 Speaker 1: number two T dot org and give eleven bucks a month. 476 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,920 Speaker 1: That's all they asked. Surely we can do that in 477 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 1: these times, right T two T dot org Again, that's 478 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:21,040 Speaker 1: T the number two T dot org missed? Does catch up? 479 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:43,720 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show, 480 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,560 Speaker 1: and again we're one more segment left and then it's 481 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: minutes off to the to the sunset with us here tomorrow, though, 482 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: is an ask doctor Jesse Friday for you new listeners 483 00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,320 Speaker 1: ask me anything. The entire Friday Show is whatever you 484 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,680 Speaker 1: email in right now. Questions not to be political, They 485 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,640 Speaker 1: can be whatever you ask. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show 486 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:12,120 Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. This 487 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 1: guy says, doctor crayon eater, that's not very nice. I 488 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,120 Speaker 1: believe I have narrowed down the midlife crisis car you 489 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,720 Speaker 1: have purchased. I'm leaning towards either a Maserati grand terismo 490 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,760 Speaker 1: or because you are, in your own words, white trash, 491 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 1: a Dodge Challenger. You can admidify him correct or you 492 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,800 Speaker 1: can keep denying it, but eventually you will let it 493 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,800 Speaker 1: slip out. Love the show. Brother keep On Keeping On 494 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,560 Speaker 1: says I can say his name. His name is Dakota. Okay, 495 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: a Maserati. I think people do not understand it wasn't 496 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,480 Speaker 1: that kind of a beenlife crisis car. Good grief, people, 497 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,560 Speaker 1: I'm not made of money over here. I'm not buying 498 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,840 Speaker 1: a Maserati ever. One it's Italian, be serious. Two that 499 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,840 Speaker 1: costs way too much money. Gosh, all right, quickly motor 500 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,960 Speaker 1: through these. What's the worst you ever screwed up at work? 501 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: Joaquin in Pennsylvania, Go yeah, I see you always come 502 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: to me at the wrong time. But anyway, I had 503 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,240 Speaker 1: many and I have a couple of bulldozers. Me and 504 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 1: my wife for forty years. I am We had four children. 505 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,640 Speaker 1: She was to stay at home mom. I work to jobs. 506 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,440 Speaker 1: My second full time job was as demolition common I 507 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,920 Speaker 1: was hired as a rolloff driver. So the one day 508 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,160 Speaker 1: in my boss I had an act for the machines. 509 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 1: I wanted to do everything there. But my voss says 510 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,840 Speaker 1: to me, can you deliver this bulldozers to a job location. 511 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,400 Speaker 1: I said, yeah, no problem, and I knew how they worked. 512 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: I never actually ran one, and it was on a trailer. 513 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,080 Speaker 1: So I get out there and he should have realized 514 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,680 Speaker 1: that it'd be a problem of POLLMIC to hey ton, 515 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,800 Speaker 1: I can't find ignition switched not a cat bulldozer. It's 516 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,400 Speaker 1: underneath the seat, so I adn't chained the thing. I 517 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,560 Speaker 1: get on there. I fired that bad boy up right, 518 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,600 Speaker 1: and I started backing off the trail. And I'd taken 519 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,959 Speaker 1: many wheeled machines off the trails before, so no issue. 520 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:58,080 Speaker 1: So I get backing off. We lost Joaquin. All that 521 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 1: build up, all the build up, and we didn't even 522 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:06,440 Speaker 1: get the rulease apn that is Oh, that's terrible. Garrett 523 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:12,560 Speaker 1: in Fallbrook, California. Go Garrett, I didn't click on the number. 524 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,520 Speaker 1: That's not your fault, Garrett. Garrett, go ahead and fall 525 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,560 Speaker 1: brooks all right. So I've been in transferred quite a 526 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,719 Speaker 1: few years, back before they even have the cell phones, 527 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,360 Speaker 1: and everyone was carrying one, back when they used the 528 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,480 Speaker 1: next tale two way radios. So we're building this water 529 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,600 Speaker 1: reservoir up north a little bit and I'm down on 530 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,720 Speaker 1: the bottom working in. My superintendent calls me, says, Garrett, 531 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,600 Speaker 1: your wife's on the phone. I think she was pregnant 532 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 1: at the time. So I go hall and buns up 533 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,240 Speaker 1: there and I go, what's up, Papatono, talk to my wife. 534 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:45,240 Speaker 1: Get all things squared away. Unbeknownst to me, he didn't 535 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,680 Speaker 1: hang the phone up. They're leaning on the hood talking 536 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,680 Speaker 1: about guy. Thanks, and he says, yeah, thanks. Getting older. 537 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: I just layed for my proxyological exam, you know, I says, Tony. 538 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,280 Speaker 1: The only person's gonna stick something like that up. My 539 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 1: keaster is a good looking blonde. Well, my wife's happened 540 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 1: to be brunette. He says, you want to have a 541 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: good looking I'm gonna stick something up there. Got a 542 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 1: week on the couch or out back with the dog. 543 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: That's Johnny and Jersey go. Yeah. So I've been dealing 544 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 1: with colon oils since I was a little kid. I 545 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,680 Speaker 1: was recently expelled from high school and needs a job, 546 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 1: and I ended up getting a job driving tanker trucks 547 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,000 Speaker 1: for a company that brought out my family's company. I 548 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,520 Speaker 1: put into good year of making numbers and doing records 549 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,560 Speaker 1: numbers at deliveries and gallons. And it was February freezing out. 550 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,120 Speaker 1: I go to the tank and the first thing you 551 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,640 Speaker 1: need to do is you need to take a stick 552 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,960 Speaker 1: to put some paste on the sticks. You stick it 553 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,280 Speaker 1: inside the tank. You check for water levels to make 554 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 1: sure you're not too much water in the tank and 555 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,920 Speaker 1: it's not gonna, you know, run through the boiler. So 556 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,959 Speaker 1: I did that. The water was okay. This ticket sets 557 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,760 Speaker 1: a thousand gallon tank. So I pulled the stick out, 558 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,399 Speaker 1: I pulled my hose over. I put the whistler, which 559 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,960 Speaker 1: is a pipe that runs down the fill tube that 560 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 1: whistles while it's fiddling, and I crank on the clutch. 561 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,200 Speaker 1: I put the gears on, I turned the nozzle on 562 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,920 Speaker 1: and I let it start filling, and my calculations on 563 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,439 Speaker 1: the paper on the thousand gallon tanks, it was gonna 564 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 1: take about six hundred and seventy gallons to fill. It 565 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,560 Speaker 1: ended up being a five fifty. I didn't hear the 566 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,400 Speaker 1: whistle stop. Ten minutes later, I come out. There's like 567 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,760 Speaker 1: ten twenty gallons of fuel oil all over the yard 568 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,359 Speaker 1: in the road. I had to call my work. They 569 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 1: had to call and get the special unit out. The 570 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 1: EPA guys had to come out, and that hurts Bill 571 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:51,560 Speaker 1: and Colorado go. All right. So I'm a young private 572 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,120 Speaker 1: in the Army out of four brag I get put 573 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:58,160 Speaker 1: on my first detail. It's called commandants details, the fancy 574 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,320 Speaker 1: way of saying that you're gonna mons up at the 575 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 1: headquarters for the base for the next month. We did 576 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,680 Speaker 1: such a good job, we got to do it for 577 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,600 Speaker 1: a second month. And so second month in boredom sets in. 578 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,600 Speaker 1: We had this utility cart, a gator John Deere. We 579 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,160 Speaker 1: jump in it mean this other private and we find 580 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,680 Speaker 1: some field that we just thinks middle of nowhere. No 581 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,759 Speaker 1: one will notice. They're doing some donuts, figurettes, tearing up 582 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,880 Speaker 1: some grass and um, you know, no big deal. We 583 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,919 Speaker 1: go back, and you know, next morning, it turns out 584 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,160 Speaker 1: that Lieutenant General Lloyd Often, yeah, the Secretary of Defense. Now, 585 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,879 Speaker 1: he walks through that field every day on his way 586 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,799 Speaker 1: to work, and he was pi. We spent that entire 587 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,920 Speaker 1: day doing push ups. We didn't cut any grass that day. 588 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 1: And then more privates were allowed to drive the utility game. 589 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:55,520 Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, that sucks. Oh that is good stuff. 590 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,879 Speaker 1: Final one of the day. Bennon spoken, what's the worst 591 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,920 Speaker 1: you ever screwed up from work? Well, when I was 592 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,440 Speaker 1: twenty three, I took a job framing houses back in 593 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,480 Speaker 1: Idaho and we just finished up kind of a larger project. 594 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,279 Speaker 1: We finished three houses on a cul de sac, and 595 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,319 Speaker 1: so we're cleaning up all the lots and we're making 596 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 1: a big pile of trash, and you know, it wasn't 597 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,920 Speaker 1: uncommon for us to have a little burn pile, but 598 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,480 Speaker 1: after three houses, the pile was a little bit bigger 599 00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,880 Speaker 1: than normal. Though. We get that pile lit, starting to 600 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,600 Speaker 1: burn stuff off, and we're noticing, man, that is a 601 00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:33,719 Speaker 1: hot fire. And then we start looking at one of 602 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,120 Speaker 1: the houses. It's not too far away from this burn pit, 603 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,279 Speaker 1: and all the vinyl sighting is just dripping off of 604 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,319 Speaker 1: the back, so we are running with hoses. We got 605 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,120 Speaker 1: garden hoses on it, and we called the fire department. 606 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,440 Speaker 1: Luckily they weren't too far away and they came and 607 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,640 Speaker 1: put the pile out. But after that yet no more 608 00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,560 Speaker 1: burn piles. We just had dump trucks and loaded everything in. 609 00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:02,640 Speaker 1: That was awesome. All right, Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. 610 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,120 Speaker 1: Put a smile on your face. It's official and my book, 611 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,879 Speaker 1: the weekend's already here and we are going to buoine 612 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,680 Speaker 1: us tarts our way through the entire weekend. I give 613 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,800 Speaker 1: you my word, it is bueno us tardez. Time on. 614 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,879 Speaker 1: Ask doctor Jesse Friday to get your questions emailed into 615 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,480 Speaker 1: Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. That's all