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Speaker 1: Fresh they're they deliver all my groceries. They're really good

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Speaker 1: mixers too. They are little te those little watermelon yeah,

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Speaker 1: Amazon the Prime now or just like a normal Amazon delivery? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What's Prime Now? Have you are you kidding me? Greg?

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Speaker 1: Prime Now? Prime Now is like they deliver it within

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Speaker 1: an hour. That sounds ridiculed. I've just gone too far.

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Speaker 1: It's a whole it's a whole other thing that they have. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing if you're just like, well I want this one.

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Speaker 1: like Postmates, but for Amazon Prime, Yeah, like what what

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Speaker 1: will they deliver? Like? They have a huge like you

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Speaker 1: have to pay more for it. You, Hey, another monthly fee.

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Speaker 1: I need have one more membership fee in my friend, No,

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Speaker 1: it's not a it's like uh, I mean yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: like you can tip the driver and then there's like

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Speaker 1: really not bad. I feel like all these deliveries and

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Speaker 1: there's like car services. They are creating a lot of jobs, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: a lot of like like secondary jobs for people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of Like if I was in college right now,

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Speaker 1: I'd totally be driving Uber absolutely, like I was a

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Speaker 1: king of I mean, you played football in college, and

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Speaker 1: have like month they don't give you monthly allowances in

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Speaker 1: Canadian college. Yeah you know, I mean like the scholarships here. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I was like constantly trying to find odd jobs

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Speaker 1: so I was constantly looking for it. I would have

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Speaker 1: totally been an uber driver. No, it's a huge thing,

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Speaker 1: but i'd like terrible too. I've been a really bad

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Speaker 1: I think the thing it's hard. Well, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: a secondary job, true, but it's like is the it's

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Speaker 1: hard too because like secondary job, absolutely no benefits to

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Speaker 1: that you get to work whenever you want. That's true,

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Speaker 1: like literally any second that you want. So I thought

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Speaker 1: especially like in that time, Like it would have been

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Speaker 1: Like can't they hear that? Well? Now, when Uber started,

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Speaker 1: if I'm like going to Dinos it's a mile away,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let's I takes I take about two to

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Speaker 1: well do you ever do you give Uber drivers five?

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Speaker 1: Even when they don't deserve it. I've only ever given

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Speaker 1: they I've contacted a few times and they've been good.

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Speaker 1: if you take the time to write them an email,

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Speaker 1: and they were they responded pretty quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you have to take a lift? No? I used

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Speaker 1: the political things that Uber was doing. Yeah, anyway, don't

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Speaker 1: was a picture of you in your unif form ye,

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Speaker 1: and then it said underneath and said come see John

424
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,919
Speaker 1: Ryan do his podcast at the Tacoma Comedy Club. Andrew

425
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,040
Speaker 1: Rivers will also be performing. And I was like, oh,

426
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,320
Speaker 1: that's real cool. The name Greg didn't even make it

427
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:17,480
Speaker 1: into the description once. Maybe next time, Budd. Apparently I

428
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,959
Speaker 1: know where I rank. The funny thing is I texted

429
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Speaker 1: Andrew and I was like, oh well, I was like, real, uh,

430
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,680
Speaker 1: get a whole lot of respect over here. Didn't even

431
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 1: get my name in it. So he told he told

432
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,560
Speaker 1: the guy and so I don't know if you saw it,

433
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,359
Speaker 1: but two days later he posted one. It was a

434
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:36,720
Speaker 1: picture of me, said real estate king Greg, and I

435
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,679
Speaker 1: was like, oh dude, that is not what I wanted

436
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,240
Speaker 1: in return. That was I don't know, it was pretty

437
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,359
Speaker 1: norwest is. Also he's the owner of the Tacoma Comic

438
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,640
Speaker 1: Club and the Spokane Comedy Club too, very well run

439
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:50,600
Speaker 1: comedy clubs that Sarah loves to perform it and um,

440
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 1: he's a comic as well. It does some comedy. Yeah,

441
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,359
Speaker 1: he's a funny guy. What what blew? Me away is

442
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,800
Speaker 1: did you see who is? And this I think is

443
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,399
Speaker 1: just so cool that we're doing it. They're just use

444
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,040
Speaker 1: performing like the day after us. It's like one of

445
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,399
Speaker 1: the Wayans is, oh really Yeah, I'm like, oh so

446
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 1: I got the wayns is. They've got all these big

447
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:12,520
Speaker 1: comedians coming in and then they're like, oh and and

448
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 1: let me see who else. I recognize Drew Lynch like

449
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 1: it was from America's got talent. He's funny. Yeah, yeah,

450
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. You're just gonna just to see.

451
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,959
Speaker 1: We'll just do the end. We'll do the lineup of

452
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,000
Speaker 1: the Tacoma Comedy Club will just announced people we like, Yeah,

453
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:37,919
Speaker 1: the Sean Willyams, Yeah, he usually follows me. Sean call him.

454
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 1: You've never called him that, not not ones No, So yeah,

455
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm super excited. I The only thing is is you guys,

456
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 1: you've all wanted to show, so you're gonna have to

457
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,959
Speaker 1: show up. Like we can't beat the one guy wrote,

458
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,439
Speaker 1: He goes, is it gonna be awkward if I buy

459
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 1: all the tickets and it's just the three of us? No,

460
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,920
Speaker 1: I actually prefer that we'd actually have fun. Yeah, it'll

461
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: be about five thousand dollars and that'll be the most

462
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,359
Speaker 1: anyone's ever paid to be close to either of us. Yeah,

463
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 1: you'd have to sit in the backseat, the only you

464
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,880
Speaker 1: couldn't sit in the front row. Yeah, we decide which

465
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 1: one seat you get to use. We just do the

466
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: podcast on my car. Uh yeah. So um okay, So

467
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Speaker 1: have you seen or do you have any desire to

468
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: go see the new it? Sarah saw the other day

469
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 1: she did. Yeah, her and his sister were here and

470
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: they wanted to get on my hair on Saturday because

471
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,120
Speaker 1: I like to be um alone the day before a game. Yeah,

472
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:39,639
Speaker 1: alone with my thoughts. You can imagine calling into this

473
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 1: head terrify you. Yeah, and they went they into that

474
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: new theater in Bellevue. Yeah yeah. Is it the old

475
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 1: theater that's fixed it up? I think so? Yeah. Yeah,

476
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 1: I was looking if I can't find it. Also, there's

477
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Speaker 1: a whole arie in Bellevue. Every time I go there,

478
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: it's like they have a whole new, huge building with

479
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Speaker 1: a bunch of crap in it. Of the Lake House restaurant,

480
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 1: it was in the same building those um w Yeah, okay,

481
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: I didn't know what building was there. They keep building.

482
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 1: It was a great it was a really good restaurant. Yeah,

483
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 1: they're gonna be sponsored the show. They're not um okay.

484
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: And so they went to it and they thought it

485
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Speaker 1: was good. Okay, did you had you? Did you thought

486
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: it was good for what it was? Did you do

487
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: you have any desire to see it? None? Zero? Zero?

488
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Speaker 1: Do you like scary movies? I hate them. I hate

489
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: scary movies. Hate them because you hate them or they

490
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 1: actually bother you. They bother me, they do. Okay. The

491
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: last time I went to the scary movie when I

492
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: talked about this was in Green Bay. That's why I

493
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 1: was wondering if we had talked for a decade ago.

494
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,199
Speaker 1: And I remember like sitting there with two of my

495
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: teammates and I almost left at least five times. What

496
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: movie was it? It was one of those ones where

497
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: there's just like these people as break into someone's house

498
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: and basically torture. Yeah, no, not cool. It was scary, man, Okay? So, um,

499
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Speaker 1: was there a nightmare? Was there a scary movie when

500
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Speaker 1: you were a kid that like messed you up? I

501
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: was scared of everything as a kid. Did you see one? Like?

502
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: Did you see a scary movie? Though? I saw movies

503
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: that weren't scary that I thought were scary. I was

504
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 1: terrified by Back to the Future et terrified? What did

505
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: your basic children's movies? That's not terrified me? Are you serious?

506
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a flying Carnmric Johns scatchwan? Have

507
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 1: you ever seen a creepy guy riding a freaking bike

508
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: over the moon That wouldn't scare you a little bit? No?

509
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,239
Speaker 1: An alien comes down from what planet was actually like

510
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 1: rest real like Terese's Pieces, even more creepy. What kind

511
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 1: of weirdo comes to Earth just for our Riese's pieces? Oh?

512
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: What a creep And then that terrified me as a kid.

513
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: An alien as a friend? Oh see, I saw the

514
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 1: one that messed me up. I saw Halloween and that

515
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: scared me. Like for years, years I would not go

516
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: into my grandparents' basement by myself because I just was

517
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: terrified that Mike Myers was going to attack me. Sometimes

518
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm just scared of that on a normal day. This

519
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: is a normal day. Yeah, I'll just watch like a

520
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: normal Mike Myers movie. Terrified that Mike Myers a little different.

521
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: Oh it's a different mark Mike Myers. Yeah, who's Mike Myers?

522
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: Michael Myers is the name of the killer in the

523
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: Halloween with the Mask. Oh, I'm scared of Mike Myers.

524
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: Like that from Canada? Austin, Yeah, Austin, Like that's terrifying.

525
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: You watch that? You want that guy jumping up from

526
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: behind a freaking couch that? Yeah, no, Mike my Michael Myers,

527
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: no problem, Mike Myers, Watch Out Cowboy. That's really funny. Okay,

528
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: So no, so you won't be seeing it. I think

529
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: that's what we got out of the No zero gah.

530
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: If I want to be scared, I'll walk down a

531
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: back alley in downtown at night. I'm scared. You do

532
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: you actually get scared out in public like that? Walking

533
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: down a back alley in a community in around here

534
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't want to be in at night? Would

535
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: he be scared? Yeah? Maybe probably. They saved ten dollars

536
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: on the movie. Go do that for a couple of hours.

537
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: Do clowns bother you? No? I don't even quite get that.

538
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: Did you hear that story? Dad in Ohio? I want

539
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: to teach his daughter a lesson. I mean, you know,

540
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: whenever something starts off like that, it's gonna go bad.

541
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: His six year old daughter a lesson? How old? Six?

542
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: So the same age as Scarlet? Yeah, okay, So he

543
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: dressed up as a clown to scare her, okay, and

544
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: she took off and ranch the neighbors. She didn't recognize

545
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: her dad. Neighbor pulls out a gun started shooting at him.

546
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: What ye, so both these idiot turns. Wait why did

547
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: the neighbor get arrested because he shot a gun at

548
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: someone who was chasing a child? Yeah, but that was

549
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: screaming probably we bloody murder. So Dad went to deal

550
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: for child endangerment and the neighbor went through for being

551
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: a terrible redneck. Where was where was this? This was

552
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: an Ohio? Oh my god? I mean, I don't know,

553
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 1: but I'm just assuming it's somewhere some I'm just outside

554
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: of Sandusky, because actually that stuff like that happened in Sandusky,

555
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 1: Ohio on the reg Why would anyone think that's a

556
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: good idea? Why as soon as if I wanted to

557
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: scar Scarlet, as soon as she started running, I would

558
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 1: immediately be like, okay, I went too far. Take the

559
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: mask off and end this, not chase her down the

560
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: street in the mask to where someone else thought that

561
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: a clown was chasing a child. The clowns don't freak

562
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,399
Speaker 1: me out, though. Did you see that thing? I mean

563
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 1: we talked about that before where all those people started

564
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: dressing up and just scaring random That's just like sit

565
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: in the park at night. It was like their face

566
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: like it's different to be like a clown as opposed

567
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: to like that joker type look. Yeah, yeah, you know

568
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: that Heath Ledger type looking batman like insane clown posse,

569
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: let's geta screp me out. I'm not scared of them.

570
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: The jug I'll take them the Jugga loos, that's what

571
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: they call themselves. You had that CD No, absolutely not

572
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: mhm um, definitely definitely not all right, So he asked

573
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: some questions on Twitter. I'm gonna say if anyone anyone's

574
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 1: gotten anything good? Uh no, No, I did a cliff

575
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: April's charity events on Monday. How was that? It was great? What?

576
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: What was it? Uh? Just charity event? Thank you. It

577
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,719
Speaker 1: was at the Palace Age restaurant. Nice. It's down by

578
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: the Marina. Yahya Marina. I didn't even know what that

579
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: was down there, beautiful. There's the first time you've ever

580
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: been there. Yeah, it's a great restaurant. I didn't get

581
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: to eat, but it looked really good. Um, what was

582
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: it called? The fourth Annual Dining To make a difference?

583
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: I mean, Cliff is doing some stuff people, I mean,

584
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: I feel like all we talk about is like athletes

585
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: are doing stupid crap. Cliff is doing some stuff. So

586
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: what what was He building homes and Haiti? He's building

587
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: schools in Haiti, He's helping families. I mean, this guy

588
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: is you know, I think a people don't realize there's

589
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: a lot of guys doing stuff like that. There's a

590
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: lot a lot more guys doing this than getting to

591
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: use eyes and uh, you know, being terrible to their

592
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: physically abusive to their wife. Yeah, a lot more guys

593
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: doing this, which is harder to find because this isn't

594
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: on the cover of Well I want to talk about

595
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: something I want to talk about. So during the game,

596
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: the offense wasn't moving the ball very well, We're pawning

597
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: a lot. It happens. And but Sarah wrote, um sort

598
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: of tweets said something like I love my husband, I'm

599
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: stick of seeing him like halftake, Sophie's choice, half tag

600
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: love something like that, and then someone someone of these

601
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: stupid bloggers wrote like an article being like, um Seattle

602
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: Seahawks punter, um throw shade at Seahawks offense. What? Yeah,

603
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: he just like what And then they wrote the article

604
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: and arkle wasn't bad, Like there's they basically but but

605
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: there's the headline. So you get these idiots. Now we're back.

606
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: Now we're back. We're back for sure. We had some

607
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: technical discicult days. All you missed was me going on

608
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: a rant about we think we are talked about it,

609
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: but it went on. It went on for a while.

610
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: I went on it wanted for about five more minutes

611
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: until we realized that the recorder had shut up, that

612
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: I was just yelling into this microphone and was listening.

613
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: He got nearful. We uh, such a weird just real

614
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: good at this podcasting things. It's one thing I won't

615
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: miss when I do retire is people on social media

616
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: just telling me how badly I suck it what I do, Yeah,

617
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: telling me how badly I suck it what I've been

618
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: training for for twenty nine years, Yeah, doing professionally for fourteen.

619
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: It would be nice to Yeah, I'm sure, just that

620
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: behind you and live out of the public eye. Yep,

621
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: you got to start that acting career. Oh, big time.

622
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a silent actor. I'm gonna bring it

623
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: back like Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, Johnny Ryan, I think I

624
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: think there's a thing you're gonna be marketing for it.

625
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I'm sure. I can't see why not. Um, Okay,

626
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: we're really on a roll. And then it really broke

627
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: our moment, It really did. It messed with us quite

628
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: a bit. All right. So we've got about ten twelve

629
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: minutes left. Oh dear, oh, dear, oh, dear me. Do

630
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: you have a rant today? Not no, you're not. You

631
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: don't need to talk about it now. But do you

632
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: have a rant? I could easily. I I gonna have

633
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: about three. Actually, no, I have a rave. Oh yeah

634
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: I do. We know. Hey, we gotta go the Mariners

635
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: game tonight. I know Felix Hernandez picture, Yeah, he's back.

636
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: All right. Um it's been uh. I think we talked

637
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: about Mariners a lot. Yeah, we've been at this point

638
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: in season. Yeah, you know, I have said that I'm

639
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: not that disappointed because of the pigeon situation. But man,

640
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: just want to playoff baseball so bad, so bad. I

641
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: want to see playoff baseball? All right? What about would

642
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: you rather? Okay, you go first? All right? What do

643
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,959
Speaker 1: you want? You want one more? Think about? Or just

644
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: like gross? Uh? Well you can do both of them,

645
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: to both of them? Why not? All right? This one's

646
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: pretty gross? I don't know. So would you rather be

647
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: completely covered by spiders? I think you have like the satan?

648
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: You have my thing? I found your website. I found this,

649
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: I've rounded the result. I haven't gotten there. I haven't

650
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: clicked the results. Or or be completely covered in tobacco

651
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: cheo spit, a bathtub of tobacco spit. I wonder how

652
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: long you'd have to do it. I don't know. I

653
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: just has like dunked myself. Not in my head, no thing.

654
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: I think I'd have to go tobacco. I can't do

655
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: spiders the backup, so no. I tried it once. Yeah,

656
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: one time threw up. I met you. I have probably

657
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: twenty times in my life. Not for a decade. Yeoh.

658
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 1: I think it was like the cool thing to do

659
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: for a bit, not for a bit. But you know,

660
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: I'm not playing hockey. Baseball guys do it? Yeah, not

661
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: that big in football. I don't know that mean guys,

662
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. The few guys on the team that chew,

663
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: but it's not that big in football. Yeah, but just

664
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: like guys carry on a couple of their own spit

665
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: all the time. Have you have you ever seen anyone

666
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: drink spit by? Actually yeah no, but sometimes I'm like,

667
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: you drank spit happened to me once at a party.

668
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to throw up right now, cooler's light bottle,

669
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: brown bottle party and grabbed the wrong beer. Hit straight back, Oh,

670
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: straight back, hit the back of the throat. Instant projectile,

671
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: instant projectile. Due, that's I'm very Unfortunately, it was awful.

672
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: It was awful. That night night ruined. Yeah, like done.

673
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: That was the end of it. Oh, I have to

674
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: get help. I don't think I could mentally come back

675
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: from that. I could never drinkers light organ to the

676
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 1: party ever again. I want to able to leave the house.

677
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: And I still think I would choose that over the spiders,

678
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: because I can't do spiders. I mean a whole, like

679
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: a whole bathtub of spiders. I have an irrational fear

680
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: of spiders. I don't I don't like them. I used

681
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: to when I was a kid. I had a nightmare

682
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: or recurring nightmare, and it was like it was being

683
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: in a room like do you remember that scene in

684
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones where like he's in the snake pit and

685
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: it's slowly closing, but it was that only Tarantula's coming down,

686
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: and it had that nightmare over and over, like Tarantula

687
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: is just oh they scare me. Yeah, it's gross. We

688
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: actually we had this conversation the other day seeing one

689
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: of those things we talked about a football hashtag locker

690
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: room talk. Me and Blair were talking. He was trying

691
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: to tell me that we swallow two spiders a month

692
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 1: we're sleeping. I've heard that too, I've heard there's no

693
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: no way, no, no, they're really small. I'm like, where

694
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: do the small where do they come from? I haven't

695
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: seen a small Here's the thing, spiders, spiders that could

696
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: be that small. Don't bother me, daddy, long legs, don't

697
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: bother me, none of that. But it's when they start

698
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: getting big and hairy, like that's what I'm like, No, no, no,

699
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: don't like it. Yeah, I want to live in a

700
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 1: glass bubble. I'm scared of everything. I don't like germs. Oh,

701
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: everything's so Jeremy, did you pick one you want to

702
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: do that? That literally was what the one that better is?

703
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: Do you know what? The general consensus was over one

704
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 1: million voters, and I do not look eighty seven percent

705
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: said tobacco spit. Oh god, it's so gross though, so gross.

706
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: Give up your favorite five foods forever, or give up

707
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: sex forever. They'll just cut man, They'll probably just cut

708
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: that on the show. This is why you have to

709
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: come to the live shows to hear what happens. Well,

710
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: this podcast become a little rated G. I think we

711
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: need it. We should at least be able to be

712
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: PG thirteen. I would think R. I can see that

713
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 1: they aren't gonna give us R R one step below

714
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:42,439
Speaker 1: triple X C seventeen and seventeen. Give us a light

715
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 1: R light R. Did you find any other ones? Find

716
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: true love or win the lottery? Don't answer that. Uh no,

717
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: do you have a have a have a rant? We

718
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: have We have no real new pickle news. No. Yeah,

719
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: same thing recruiting, So we'll do. We gotta get one

720
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: and we gotta use that song again. If there's any

721
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: college baseball player out there that's good and you want

722
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 1: to play for the pickles. You can um um apply

723
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: does there's just a resume. You just send a resume

724
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: and then they do that. We do the scouting on them.

725
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: I mean, there's been a couple of people that reached

726
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: out me, like I really want to come and play

727
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: in Portland next summer, and then we kind of like

728
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: our background work on them. They sound like a video.

729
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: Money is like a video A lot. So much stuff

730
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: is online now, like most guys have like a recruiting

731
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: video on YouTube. But we go watch, yeah, and then

732
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: we'll call their coaches. But there's so many baseball schools,

733
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: like really good players. I can't really think the community

734
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 1: college is where it's impossible just to go and scout

735
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: all of them. I don't even know how like a

736
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: lot of recommendations and stuff like that. Yeah, but I

737
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: mean I would like it if we got a player

738
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: from the podcast. We just have a reality show kicking

739
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: with John and Greg who wants to be a pickle,

740
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: you know, and we just do it. We'll like it

741
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 1: would grab case a beard all the guy. Yeah, I

742
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: want to want to try to come out of the backyard.

743
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: It's a very small backyards. The previouself quickly you do

744
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: love the home run top of there, just and it will.

745
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: It would be the yeah, we're just gonna hit grounders

746
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: to you, or it's just gonna be real low key, uh,

747
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 1: make no money and play for the pickles for seven.

748
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: That would be in turned it into a reality show,

749
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: that would be amazing, It really would. So that's all

750
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: our pickled news as we're creating a new reality show

751
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: for tryouts. Every week, we'd take one guy out, come

752
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: back the next weekend. Will you try to get in

753
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: the backyard? And will you accept this baseball the big pickle?

754
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: Will you pick? I think I already went into my

755
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: rant for the week. My rant was about those idiots

756
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: that were like telling me to tell my wife. So

757
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: we did rant rave early and is I think these

758
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: really cool people from uh hip it's hip language? What Oh,

759
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: it's hip, it's hip. I'm starting to feel older and

760
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: older every day. All the kids are twenty two, twenty three. Yeah,

761
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: I think the oldest guy by four or five years,

762
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: I'll be thirty six coming up. Yeah, Gregory, Philip and um.

763
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: Every day they take they say something and I'm just like, well,

764
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Yeah, they have nicknames

765
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: for everything. These millennials nicknames for everything. You have an example,

766
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: I can't talk about it, A lot of the sexual,

767
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: a lot of it, a lot of I can't talk

768
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: about Yeah, we can't tie, then we would. But they

769
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: have been the nicknames for everything, all right. I don't

770
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: understand it. I just call it what it is. You

771
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: don't need some classy city with some kind of uh

772
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: word after it. The Cleveland blah blah blah. Yo. You know,

773
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is gonna be the worst show

774
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: to put together with the fact that it stopped from

775
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: hoarding in the middle and all the things is gonna

776
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: get bleeped. Listen, come to the Life show. I'll see

777
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: how community Department has nothing to do. They have twenty

778
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: three hours a day where they're just waiting for us.

779
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about it. Even think they

780
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: look more to it and they're like, oh, here comes

781
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: another one. They hate it. They hate it. Yeah, they

782
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: hate it. So we'll keep doing it. Yep, maybe two

783
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: a week every until I retire, which might be pretty soon.

784
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: Because so and so they told me that guy in

785
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: West Virginia's is I'm really screwing up my chances by

786
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: my wife tweeting if she Yeah. So if you're listening

787
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: and I forget his name already, yeah, if you're listening,

788
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm worried, Bud, this might be the end because of

789
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: your Facebook comments. To tell my wife to shut that up.

790
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: He says, you really, you really did? I had a

791
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: good rent. Yeah, what you're around and you have a

792
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: rave for the week. I did well. It has to

793
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: do going out to uh to dinner last night with

794
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: my buddies. That are where'd you go? So we took

795
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: a place called Scout Where's in Seattle? It's new um I.

796
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: One of my good friends, Nate is getting ready to

797
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: go travel, like he's gonna go travel for like six

798
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: months to a year. And so we went out and

799
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: that our other friend Ryan, who is a chef, and

800
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: he is friends with the chef there, and so we

801
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: went and I'm not kidding it was like the most

802
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: VIP experience I've ever had. Wow. We went, we ordered

803
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: a couple appetizers and then like the chef brought us

804
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: out like three or four other appetizers. Then we ordered

805
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: entrees and he brought these like extracides. Dessert was brought

806
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: like it was It was honestly just like one of

807
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: the coolest meals goat I've had. Food was delicious? Really, yeah,

808
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: it was great? Was it expensive? Ryan picked up the bill.

809
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm on a fixed income now that I'm losing my

810
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: job because of Joe Blow in West Virginia, so my

811
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: my rave was, yeah, it was for a good meal

812
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,919
Speaker 1: and uh and thanks Ryan to get us out. Cool,

813
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: let's go. The restaurant was started by the Western Regional

814
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: Scout for the Mariners. I made that up, completely made

815
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: it up by I looked down at my computer as

816
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: I said, you did look at something I believed. No

817
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: complete bs, You're full of it, all right, So three

818
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: cap I don't know what the hell. Come to our

819
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: show on October fifth. Get your tickets at Tacomedy Tacoma,

820
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: Tacoma Comedy Club dot com. Okay, tickets are fifteen dollars

821
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 1: with one hundred percent of the proceeds going to children's hospitals.

822
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: Uh in Seattle. Yeah, please come them and then uh

823
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: follow us on Twitter, kick it with j nng um,

824
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: kicking it with John and Greg. And I think that's

825
00:42:49,560 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: all I got. Yeah, and that's all we got out