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Speaker 1: Fuck my uncle and his kids. I'm taking the four

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Speaker 1: how you do it. You fuck your uncle and his

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. Fuck your way to the top.

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Speaker 2: What a deal. That's real nepotism. Baby, all right?

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Speaker 1: And this story was submitted by appropriate Wall sixty five

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Speaker 1: to read them. Wait, is this the third story in

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Speaker 1: into it. I twenty six female and my mom's fifty

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Speaker 1: geez three so much so much, who had cheated on

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wow, so there was Okay, let me

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Speaker 1: break it down. So Opie's parents, Opie's mom used to

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Speaker 2: And they have a kid together, Emelia, who was close

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure about all the details, but from what

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Speaker 1: So basically Opie's mom while she was with you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, hey, you know, it's it's like it's like

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what this family dynamic is right now.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's like if you don't let the man

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Speaker 1: Sam said. Sam Sam says men need to get their

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Speaker 1: rocks off, lady and gentlemen I'm just saying, if happy

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Speaker 1: Gladiators, glattiats jerked each other off, Gladiats fucked each other.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, the Romans are everyone. Everyone's sucking each other,

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Speaker 1: My grandparents were very religious and traditional, so my mom

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Recently, my uncle Bob passed away and his lawyer requested

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Speaker 1: What Opie got everything? How much is everything?

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Speaker 2: We're getting to it spoilers, no spoilers.

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Speaker 1: That's when the seekert came out and it was revealed

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Speaker 2: Damn. It took me, Bob.

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Speaker 1: It took me getting a DNA test to prove that

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Speaker 1: so Bob gave everything to like, not his kid, did

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Speaker 2: No, because he didn't sleep with her.

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Speaker 1: He yeah, Bob knows that he never slept with her,

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Speaker 2: But he's just.

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Speaker 1: Literally you know what this is. This is a Snape

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Speaker 2: This is so a Snape Harry Potter. Yo, this is

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Speaker 1: Bob is Snape, but exact if Snape had game, exactly,

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Speaker 1: Snape was fucking everyone except Lily.

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Speaker 2: If he wasn't an oily lizard man.

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Speaker 1: That's what that's basically what's happening here.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, oily lizard man.

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Speaker 1: And during that time, my cousins and Bob's other children

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Speaker 1: He I think he just is chaotic in nature, chaotic neutral.

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Speaker 1: Bob Wow, and I agreed.

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Speaker 2: To just give fifty percent of it to my cousins.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't hear about accepting any less? And they called me

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Speaker 2: Am I the a hole? Bro, I'm gonna give you nothing.

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Speaker 1: If you keep acting up, keep mouthing up, You're getting zilch,

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Speaker 2: There is more, there isn't it.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think he's a hole, and it is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bob's just like God, even in death. Bob is

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Speaker 2: He really does.

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Speaker 1: Bob does not care who he hurts, Nope, who he feels,

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Speaker 2: As a result to those as well. Bob just does

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Speaker 1: Say what you will about Bob, but Bob is is

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Speaker 1: Bob beats his own drum. Unlets other people beat the strum.

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Speaker 1: That is correct, many people, many people beat bob strum.

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Speaker 2: But Sam, Yeah, are you ready to see? What? Is there?

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Speaker 2: An update? What finally happens? Let's go edit.

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Speaker 1: Just to be clear, neither my mom, dad, or I

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Speaker 1: Bob sent me a link to an organization that a

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Speaker 2: Wait, so Bob set up a secret organization to give me.

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Speaker 1: Money secret He didn't tell anybody, Bob, you're crazy.

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Speaker 2: This dude is wild.

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Speaker 1: The place seemed legit and asked me to show my

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Speaker 1: that is a legitimate, like scholarship application that he has faked.

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Speaker 2: Bro, Bob, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: After like that to say, it's like it's like he's

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Speaker 1: I actually think this is one of my favorite stories too,

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Speaker 1: because it's like, yeah, it's like that exact arc is

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Speaker 1: just like it's like, oh, it's kind of like the

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Speaker 1: hero's journey almost, like everything goes awry and then it's

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Speaker 1: back to where we started.

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Speaker 2: All good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we thought like, Okay, the dad is being

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Speaker 1: crazy here, but then we were Okay, he's going through

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Speaker 1: his dad's passing. He's like dealing with all this.

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Speaker 2: So yeah.

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Speaker 1: And also the mom of the characters in the story

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Speaker 1: that look worse the mom. The mom, YO, like, bro,

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Speaker 1: she cheated moved in the other guy. The other guy

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Speaker 1: was like, fucked this booch and then kicked her out,

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Speaker 1: and then she moved in with his parents. He moved

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Speaker 1: in with her ex or you know ex's parents. Then

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Speaker 1: they got back together. But I'm like, bro, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess, like, I mean, he has kids with her,

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Speaker 1: but fuck, like, he's getting some sloppy seconds. That is sloppy.

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Speaker 1: He was, he was first, and he still got sloppy side. Yikes, yikes, yikes.

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Speaker 1: If you like this story, check out this other story

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Speaker 1: titled she gave birth to a kid that Isn't Mine