Speaker 1: To teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Too Cheese and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
Speaker 3: Tamba Judge. Hi, wake up, cam wake up? How you doing?
Speaker 3: I am awake. I went to the gym. I have
Speaker 3: just yeah, I've done it all so far. Yeah, seventeen
Speaker 3: Zoom interviews today.
Speaker 2: It's NonStop. No one else's NonStop.
Speaker 3: Me not having a shower for two days.
Speaker 2: Well not I can smell even on Zoom. But the
Speaker 2: word pigeon. We're starting off by recamping Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: New York. Like, listen, I'm not a mathematician, but I
Speaker 2: am certain that we've heard isn't so? I know, I
Speaker 2: am certain that we heard the word pigeon, like at
Speaker 2: least like one million, eight hundred and thirty seven thy twenty.
Speaker 3: They didn't just say pigeon. They say leaky pigeon. And
Speaker 3: all I think about is like shit coming out of
Speaker 3: a pigeon's ass. Oh and a schep pigeon.
Speaker 2: Question shit pigeon white?
Speaker 3: Yes, I think so, I don't white with a little
Speaker 3: brownish shit in it?
Speaker 2: Yes, Well it starts off where Rebecca says her husband
Speaker 2: doesn't know about her pregnancy. She's coming back from her
Speaker 2: conversation with Aaron. She says they need to shut their
Speaker 2: leaky mouths and she's only five weeks. And Aaron asked
Speaker 2: Brn if she told the other girls. Brynn says that
Speaker 2: she said it was Russian Roulette with other men's sperm.
Speaker 2: Rebecca and Aaron revealed the whole thing was a prank.
Speaker 2: They wanted to know who the leaky pigeons were. So
Speaker 2: I think it's it's messed up in a little tone deaf,
Speaker 2: and then Raquel says she can't tell bren anything now,
Speaker 2: and then Uba says, Aaron is the leakiest of the
Speaker 2: leaky pigeons. Okay, how would you reacted as a housewife
Speaker 2: in this moment.
Speaker 3: When I found out that it's a prank? Yes, I
Speaker 3: mean I feel like I had been had. I mean,
Speaker 3: I've played pranks on people, but I've never seen anything
Speaker 3: like this on a housewife's show. So it's very misleading
Speaker 3: and it puts a lot of doubt out there in
Speaker 3: the viewer's minds, like what are we watching? And we're
Speaker 3: just watching something people are just we're just acting. Now,
Speaker 3: we're making things up.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like the producers I probably thought
Speaker 2: they were getting pranked, Jock.
Speaker 3: That's my next question. Do you think that production was
Speaker 3: in on it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think they never show us a flashback
Speaker 2: of Rebecca actually having that conversation with Aaron right right right?
Speaker 3: And at what point did Brnn find out? She found
Speaker 3: out the same day. Oh, it was the same day.
Speaker 3: That's the part that I was a little I was
Speaker 3: a little bit confused this same day.
Speaker 2: That Aaron told Jessel and Brent. Then afterwards Jessel went
Speaker 2: home and Brendan Aaron went to drinks, and then Aaron
Speaker 2: told Brent and it's like at this point, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I didn't like any of it.
Speaker 3: Well, I have a feeling that the production did not
Speaker 3: know and they just had to go with it because
Speaker 3: Shed Media, who produces that shows. They're a great production company,
Speaker 3: and I think Eric Fuller is the producer on that show.
Speaker 3: But I don't know. It's not going well with the
Speaker 3: viewers if you read social media, yeah, well it's not
Speaker 3: going well with me either. I was glad to hear
Speaker 3: Aaron say at the end, you know, when it was
Speaker 3: a joke, like Aaron made it clear that she would
Speaker 3: never expose a secret in anyone's life. That's the part
Speaker 3: that my jaw dropped. And that's the only thing I
Speaker 3: could think about when it happened, is like, really, Aaron,
Speaker 3: you are going to go tell everybody this disgusting rumor
Speaker 3: like are maybe it's a truth? Who knows at that point,
Speaker 3: And it just made me think so different for about
Speaker 3: Aaron for like one one week. Yeah, I'm glad that
Speaker 3: it's like, No, I would never do that. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: we all know Brin has a big mouth. It's not
Speaker 3: a matter of try.
Speaker 2: In on it too, which makes it even more weird.
Speaker 2: Then bren and Jessel meet for drinks. Jessel talks about
Speaker 2: baby number three and the couple therapists she found. Brenn
Speaker 2: talks about freezing her eggs, and Brennan wants to build
Speaker 2: a future with Gideon and is having him over to
Speaker 2: see if they can co parent.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. She says that co parentinge's more
Speaker 3: important than being married, and she wants to have a
Speaker 3: baby with her ex boyfriend, but he's.
Speaker 2: Still in love with her.
Speaker 3: That all that is confusing, But how about Brennan. Jessel
Speaker 3: wearing the sailor hats. No, and we're just seeing too
Speaker 3: many props and housewives lately, too many props.
Speaker 2: But what wasn't a prop was Jenna's black eye, but
Speaker 2: Jenna kind of likes it. Uba calls Wendy a picnic
Speaker 2: planner to plan a picnic with all the women.
Speaker 3: I think the black guys are the new trend of
Speaker 3: the housewives. The black eyes, the black guy we had
Speaker 3: Heather Gay. Oh yeah, Jenna, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Then Raquel and Mel go to a sex shop for
Speaker 2: their engagement party. The theme is ball and underground dance
Speaker 2: culture started by young ballroom.
Speaker 3: It's called ballroom, isn't it. It's a ballroom is but
Speaker 3: it's not like ballroom dancing. Yeah, like some underground some
Speaker 3: I don't quite understand it. Any help there. I was
Speaker 3: going to google it, didn't have time.
Speaker 2: But I did appreciate the juxtaposition of Raquel visiting a
Speaker 2: sex shop and being so open while discussing her conservative
Speaker 2: religious mother like this, this is like the storytelling we
Speaker 2: actually need, not freaking pranks and bs. Then Aaron, we
Speaker 2: can get past.
Speaker 3: This prank and we can speed things up a little
Speaker 3: bit with this show, because I feel like it's it's
Speaker 3: lacking a little bit. A lot of people until media
Speaker 3: are saying that maybe they need to, you know, replace
Speaker 3: some of the girls with some ogs, mix.
Speaker 2: Themmon so they're not That would be really hard. I think.
Speaker 2: I think you'd either have to go back to the ogs,
Speaker 2: but mixing these I think that would be kind of
Speaker 2: a ship show too, exactly.
Speaker 3: That's a ship show we need to see.
Speaker 2: But then Aaron and Jessel meet up with their moms
Speaker 2: and sons. Aaron thinks that Brent likes to spread rumors
Speaker 2: and Rebecca is an easy target for her. Jessel thought
Speaker 2: Bren was in on it.
Speaker 3: Wait, and so Aaron's saying she thinks Bren's like to
Speaker 3: spread rumors when she puts together this whole rumor, then
Speaker 3: tells Brandon brings her in on it. Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: I don't know. What did she think was gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Bren was just playing it up. But then Bren uba
Speaker 2: Raquel and say go to the Museum of Sex. So
Speaker 2: we see I've been there. We see Aaron and Jessel's
Speaker 2: kids playing with magnetiles, and then and then the movie
Speaker 2: and Raquel like pulling a ball.
Speaker 3: I mean, I have I mean a question for you,
Speaker 3: what were your thoughts on Aaron's interview look where she
Speaker 3: wore a jeans and just like a long sleeved T shirt.
Speaker 2: I thought it was hot. I wish I was allowed
Speaker 2: to warn that.
Speaker 3: That's why I knew you were going to say that
Speaker 3: I could put money on it, like if I got sweat.
Speaker 3: I've never we've people. I tried.
Speaker 2: No, I tried. I tried once, Like I tried like
Speaker 2: a casual like soup, and they were like.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try my pajamas next year and see if
Speaker 3: it goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna try. How we pod, but no, before
Speaker 2: you do a confessional day like for your even though
Speaker 2: you do multiple ones, but with each look, they take
Speaker 2: a picture of you and then they send it to
Speaker 2: get approved. And my casual look did not get approved.
Speaker 3: That's funny because it was I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: she's she's had jeans on before in her confessionals. And
Speaker 3: then they then she went to a new confessional look,
Speaker 3: which was really pretty, the gray blazer with no bron yeah,
Speaker 3: no bron perky boobs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she's hot. Yeah, let's let's be clear.
Speaker 2: But then we get to ask you.
Speaker 3: Have you been to the Museum Sex I think so,
Speaker 3: but I know you would remember if you were, then
Speaker 3: maybe I haven't. It's a very cool place. Eddie and
Speaker 3: I went last year. I believe we were trying to
Speaker 3: think of something different to do in New York. It's
Speaker 3: like multiple layers. They have one room. There's actually a housewife.
Speaker 2: On the wall.
Speaker 3: I think I talked to you about it. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: remember Denise Richards pictures on from what was it was
Speaker 3: that movie she did Wild Things.
Speaker 2: That's something like that.
Speaker 3: You get to pull wankers in a bathroom as a game.
Speaker 3: There's a big slide that goes down. It's pretty cool
Speaker 3: place in New York. I highly recommend it.
Speaker 2: But then you know it continues that they're talking more
Speaker 2: about the Dodge Bell and how it was a prank
Speaker 2: and who was in the loop. I mean again with
Speaker 2: the things having off camera to try and produce what
Speaker 2: happens on camera.
Speaker 3: This ain't it like?
Speaker 2: This isn't like. I still see their like digging up
Speaker 2: real shit to talk about off camera. But like we
Speaker 2: need Direnda the Eagle to swoop in and save these pigeons.
Speaker 3: I would like to render and Luanne to go back
Speaker 3: Sonia and then yeah, I'm not going to say who
Speaker 3: I get rid of. Yeah, I know, I know, but
Speaker 3: I think that they can make that work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then just and Povet meet with their therapist.
Speaker 3: The fact that he was eating, oh you know how
Speaker 3: I can't stand sound and any kind of bodily noises,
Speaker 3: And for him to sit there, I was getting anxious,
Speaker 3: like I had turned the TV down because I had
Speaker 3: to listen to him eat chips, and it was so
Speaker 3: annoying that even the therapist is like, next time, can
Speaker 3: you not be eating?
Speaker 2: But also like so disrespectful like in therapy, like I
Speaker 2: get it. I have like I always have a sparkling
Speaker 2: water or like a soda or something on the pod
Speaker 2: because like my voice, no.
Speaker 3: That's that's liquid. It's like you're sitting here eating and
Speaker 3: making noises and you're not eating chips in salsa.
Speaker 2: But and it's also not therapy. We're here talking shit,
Speaker 2: like if I wanted to have a chip. That's one thing.
Speaker 3: This is this is kind of therapy. The ship we
Speaker 3: get about what we say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's therapy. After therapy, we need it afterwards.
Speaker 3: You find it odd that Pavat found a therapist in
Speaker 3: Mexico City.
Speaker 2: No, because I'm sure he found one for the budget
Speaker 2: that he wanted Mexico City. I mean, but Mexico City
Speaker 2: is expensive, so well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was just weird of all places, Like
Speaker 3: how did you find a therapist in Mexico City.
Speaker 2: It's probably his friend or something like, let's be it's
Speaker 2: I mean, at least it wasn't the guy who's the
Speaker 2: therapist for Potomac and all.
Speaker 3: Those therapist doctor kin No, Papa is saying ninety nine percent, no,
Speaker 3: he does not want to have any more children. But uh,
Speaker 3: Jessel is just holding on to that one percent, hoping
Speaker 3: it opens a door forty fifty percent.
Speaker 2: The excitement in her face when she saw one percent,
Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit.
Speaker 3: I feel like Pavit is kind of hamming it up
Speaker 3: for the cameras.
Speaker 2: Oh you think. I'm like, we get it, Pavit, just
Speaker 2: but take it to the food Network. We don't need
Speaker 2: this shit. We want to like, yeah, and be respectable
Speaker 2: to your wife. She does want to have a daughter.
Speaker 2: Have this conversation. There's times for jokes and when you're
Speaker 2: on with your therapist, that's not one of those times.
Speaker 2: And to be honest, I didn't laugh at one of
Speaker 2: your jokes.
Speaker 3: Well, I know, I would say though, watching their kids
Speaker 3: are pretty little, their boys are pretty little. Throwing a
Speaker 3: third one in, Like, I don't know how old she
Speaker 3: is or if there's a rush to have a third child,
Speaker 3: But I say, hold on, I'm more of like do
Speaker 3: it all, Like I had two close together and it
Speaker 3: was hard. I don't have help though, so it was
Speaker 3: really hard.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's forty five years old, but she's I think,
Speaker 2: has to get a surrogate.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know she was forty five. Yeah, she
Speaker 3: was in her thirties.
Speaker 2: But then bren invites Gideon over for wine tasting, but
Speaker 2: she's actually setting up a babysitting session with her friend's son.
Speaker 2: Bren talks to Gideon about using her eggs and his
Speaker 2: sperm to make an embryo.
Speaker 3: I mean, this poor guy, he is literally getting ambushed
Speaker 3: with this sperm talk on camera.
Speaker 2: Well before we even get to that, I'm guessing Brenn
Speaker 2: will never be allowed to babysit this child again. Once
Speaker 2: that mom watches the.
Speaker 3: Scene, they're like drinking, he's dipping his toys.
Speaker 2: In the line. But it made me really love Gideon.
Speaker 3: Me too. I think that they would make adorable kids.
Speaker 3: But this is giving I need a storyline, So we're
Speaker 3: going to be talking about having another baby, not another
Speaker 3: I have a baby. Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I also, you know one, I think get In is
Speaker 2: so charming. I mean, are they still having sex? I
Speaker 2: mean he is saying, why does she? Why does he
Speaker 2: have to do it with the eggs?
Speaker 3: She can't? Is she gonna do a sarrogate or she
Speaker 3: has to have a vitro or how what is that?
Speaker 3: I don't I've never gone through any infertility stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're still having sex. I don't think
Speaker 2: that there that she's into him like that, But but
Speaker 2: I don't think it'll be that hard to get into him.
Speaker 2: He's I don't know whatever. Well, I think if she
Speaker 2: was into him, she probably would have married him. I
Speaker 2: think she still has the engagement ring. But also why
Speaker 2: is he putting up with it?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I need more.
Speaker 2: If she has dated anyone since.
Speaker 3: Brand oh, I would hope so.
Speaker 2: Well. I mean, could you imagine all of a sudden
Speaker 2: your day Gideon, and then he's like, oh, I'm actually
Speaker 2: going to be the I'm actually having a child with
Speaker 2: my ex girlfriend who I'm still in love with, even
Speaker 2: though she's not into me. But either way, Gideon loves
Speaker 2: the idea, supposedly, even though he lives in Los Angeles
Speaker 2: and London and Brennan is not interested in relocating. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's see what happens quarter one of twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: as they called it exactly.
Speaker 3: And if we have to hear the pigeon word again,
Speaker 3: like you said, I'm turning the TV off.
Speaker 2: Well don't worry, we do because then Uba sets up
Speaker 2: the picnic with the little pigeons for everyone. So I
Speaker 2: brought champagne for her and Brent to reconcile after the prank.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen those little tiny champagne bottles?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're so cute.
Speaker 3: I've seen prosecco, but I've never seen small champagne bottles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so cute, really cute. I've seen him. Know where
Speaker 2: I saw him? Were you with me? Oh? At Kathy
Speaker 2: Hilton's holiday party she had.
Speaker 3: Like no, teddy, I was not invited.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry AnyWho? So I brought the champagne and then
Speaker 2: bren Uba and Cie catch Jenna up with everything regarding
Speaker 2: the prank. I ended this episode thinking, like is the
Speaker 2: leaky pigeon gonna turn into the next pandemic Like this,
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 3: Want to see a pigeon sit on somebody's head at
Speaker 3: this point.
Speaker 2: I wish they would have. And so on that note,
Speaker 2: I am really grateful to be done recapping New York
Speaker 2: this past episode and get into Salt Lake City because that.
Speaker 3: She was good. Shit was really good.
Speaker 2: It was good ship. That was like full blown adult
Speaker 2: dog shit into the Bronwin's floor.
Speaker 3: Definitely. The Salt Lake City is one show that started
Speaker 3: off good, like they just know what they're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I could do with a little less props, but other
Speaker 3: than that, yeah, the way, I.
Speaker 2: Just kind of realized they have a lot of props
Speaker 2: because they're kind of dorky.
Speaker 3: Like that's fine, you know, but like Angie, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I don't think you're dorky. If you're listening, Angie, I
Speaker 3: love you.
Speaker 2: I think you're dorky.
Speaker 3: I I think I think.
Speaker 2: I'm dorky too in certain extents. But I think it's
Speaker 2: like it's the same with like how she was being
Speaker 2: the helicopter mom, like she like embraces it.
Speaker 3: Okay, are we just gonna get right into Salt Lake City?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's breakfast to Mary's something. Okay, can we.
Speaker 3: Talk about that? That breakfast and Mary's the intro? Like
Speaker 3: what the book was going on there?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: The editors over there are very trying to be very creative,
Speaker 3: and I don't know if it's a good thing or a.
Speaker 2: I think Salt Lake City can get away with anything
Speaker 2: because the show's actually good, so they can throw in
Speaker 2: whatever editing they like, and I'm fine with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it was kind of weird to me that
Speaker 3: whole I'm like, like, we open it up every time
Speaker 3: the show opens up. I'm like, oh God, what kind
Speaker 3: of fairy tale they've taken us down?
Speaker 2: Now, Lisa and Heather meet up. Lisa says the group
Speaker 2: heard a completely different story from Bronwyin. Heather says nothing,
Speaker 2: Bronwin says tracks, and then Lisa says Todd asked her
Speaker 2: to leave unless she made up with Bronwyin. But two
Speaker 2: things that I need to really say about this scene.
Speaker 2: One Heather not knowing what Kimo Sabi is.
Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say, Chemo Sabi. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: this is not Beverly Hills and we are not in Aspen.
Speaker 3: I do not want to see another Kimo Sabi on
Speaker 3: the show. Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I know. I was sad that I've never been there
Speaker 2: or known. I love.
Speaker 3: We have a knockoff Kimo Sabbi in Big Bear. It's
Speaker 3: called like Leather Goods. I actually look it, but Heather
Speaker 3: thinking that Kimo Sabi was a sushi restaurant.
Speaker 2: I'm liking Heather. She made me laugh this episode a
Speaker 2: couple of times.
Speaker 3: I know, I think Heather's great on the show. I
Speaker 3: don't always agree with what she has to say, which
Speaker 3: I'm sure she doesn't always agree what I have to
Speaker 3: say on the show, I know, but I feel like,
Speaker 3: you know, like we talked about earlier, like if you're
Speaker 3: polarizing and people are talking about you, well you're doing
Speaker 3: something right.
Speaker 2: Yep. Well, then Todd tells bron When that he's never
Speaker 2: seen her act like she did on the trip. He
Speaker 2: tells her she ruined it a perfectly nice afternoon. Bron
Speaker 2: Win says they all yell at each other and she
Speaker 2: doesn't know how to interact with them. Todd says she
Speaker 2: should leave with her dignity. Bronwin gets emotional, saying Todd's
Speaker 2: approval means everything to her, Todd is basically like, I'm
Speaker 2: too rich for this shit. You want my money? Stop?
Speaker 2: And you know where I don't think back.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: Well, the way it affected her is what was scary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I like.
Speaker 3: It was a controlled woman's situation. The way she responded
Speaker 3: was somebody that's being controlled allegedly. Like That's what I
Speaker 3: got from it because I had been in a controlling
Speaker 3: relationship and when somebody talks to you like that and
Speaker 3: you gotta you just learn to just be submissive and
Speaker 3: just be like okay, okay.
Speaker 2: I mean either she's not going to be back or
Speaker 2: Todd will not be participating and much right, but Todd doesn't.
Speaker 3: But when what really lost me is when she said
Speaker 3: Todd doesn't want me to publicly show my emotions. That
Speaker 3: right there was like publicly or privately. Yeah, And that's like, girl,
Speaker 3: you want to be able to be in a relationship
Speaker 3: and be yourself. And that's one thing like when I
Speaker 3: was younger, I'm like, and I'm not saying she's in
Speaker 3: it just for the money, but I would never date
Speaker 3: somebody older than me or somebody really wealthy because I
Speaker 3: did not want to have to.
Speaker 2: But I don't think you have to be older with
Speaker 2: that to have that kind of control over somebody. I think,
Speaker 2: oh you don't.
Speaker 3: It's a personality, but it comes. It does come with
Speaker 3: the territory. Let's be honest. It happens often, but I
Speaker 3: also do not always.
Speaker 2: But all that much out Bronwin's childhood, I think if
Speaker 2: we kind of we don't. We just know that she
Speaker 2: had a baby young and and then all of a
Speaker 2: sudden this this man that was significantly older than her
Speaker 2: came in and helped her create this life that she had.
Speaker 3: Very respectful to him.
Speaker 2: She is so respectful to him, but you can see
Speaker 2: a sadness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: But also the thing that pisses me off is like, Todd,
Speaker 2: you know what show this was? I agreed to let
Speaker 2: her do it. You agree to let her do it,
Speaker 2: so now let her do it well because she is
Speaker 2: doing it well.
Speaker 3: But then sometimes you see like such a happiness between
Speaker 3: them as well. So it's really hard to judge. You know,
Speaker 3: we've all had those moments. Do you have to be
Speaker 3: a dick right now? And it could be one of
Speaker 3: those things where a lot of guys are like I
Speaker 3: do this, Like this is annoying. Todd might be that
Speaker 3: guy I don't know who knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew, I didn't want I don't care if
Speaker 2: I could have gotten that necklace. Afterwards, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be talked to like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't put a happiness on money.
Speaker 2: And then Angie's dad comes over for dinner. Angie says
Speaker 2: she tries to be the perfect mom since she didn't
Speaker 2: have one growing up. Angie found a necklace that her
Speaker 2: friends gave Electro when she was born, a reminder of
Speaker 2: her grandma, and Angie felt no emotion. Angie gets emotional,
Speaker 2: explaining she doesn't want to disrespect her memory.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that Angie speaks for every mom out
Speaker 3: there too, when she was talking about the struggles with
Speaker 3: you know, raising a daughter, and you wanted them to thrive,
Speaker 3: but then you're kind of enabling them because you don't
Speaker 3: want them to do the hard work and all that.
Speaker 3: I did not know that Angie's mom died of alcoholism?
Speaker 2: Is that what she I didn't either.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. And Angie being opening hones that
Speaker 3: whole scene actually made me tear up, just to know that,
Speaker 3: you know, she has that anger in her, like after
Speaker 3: becoming a mom, Like why didn't you fight harder to
Speaker 3: be around for us kids?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think that it's a common trauma response
Speaker 2: to when something really hurts you to have no emotion
Speaker 2: about it, Like I I can be very emotional about
Speaker 2: certain things, but there are some things you couldn't squeeze
Speaker 2: a cheer out of me no matter what. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 2: there's just there's just some things that like And those
Speaker 2: are things I talk about in therapy, like when all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, you like see like my eyes kind
Speaker 2: of glass over and just it means like I am
Speaker 2: totally disconnected from the situation.
Speaker 3: But Angie had another prop, answers the door with her
Speaker 3: favorite daughter sweatshirt on.
Speaker 2: Oh God. Then the women arrive at Mary's breakfast at
Speaker 2: Tiffany's party, which had none of the props that they
Speaker 2: were using to set up. So I assumed you were happy.
Speaker 2: Remember they put all that stuff on the table and
Speaker 2: they it's all gone. Heather does not acknowledge Bronwin. Mary
Speaker 2: says she invited Brittany, so Brittany knows she's not poor.
Speaker 3: I love that. I mean, everything that comes out of
Speaker 3: Mary's mouth is just golden.
Speaker 2: I mean, and she was the Boys of Reason at the.
Speaker 3: End, I know the mistress of the manner.
Speaker 2: Then Brittany tells Angie she's offended. She brought a bottle
Speaker 2: of wine to her house, and Angie questions how she
Speaker 2: could be offended by that, when Britney's I don't know
Speaker 2: if she said boning or doinging or doing or whatever.
Speaker 2: Three guys and drinks, but whatever it.
Speaker 3: Was, but evidently she doesn't want her peers to know
Speaker 3: her Mormon peers to know that she does have a drink.
Speaker 3: But she's been drinking on cameras. So Brittany either going
Speaker 3: to know. Brittany, they know, yeah, they know, But I
Speaker 3: just want to say hell to the no. With merediths
Speaker 3: octopus bangs, absolutely not. She had them clips so far
Speaker 3: back in her head that I was watching the show
Speaker 3: and Sophia walked in and she goes, why is that
Speaker 3: woman's bangs clips so far back to or like the
Speaker 3: back of her head? It was like her sola. She
Speaker 3: should have put them up just a little bit. I
Speaker 3: think Bronwyin nailed it with the little side bang. I'm
Speaker 3: not sure what Brittany obviously didn't dress up. She didn't
Speaker 3: get the memo.
Speaker 2: And Lisa was I didn't get that either.
Speaker 3: Well I didn't understand. Well, Heather, she had a white
Speaker 3: sweater on a white pants.
Speaker 2: I think how that was, Like, I'm done, I already
Speaker 2: did a Valentine's themed something like, I'm just going to
Speaker 2: come in a regular outfit a class. I would just say,
Speaker 2: if you're not going to come in theme, just come
Speaker 2: in a classic outfit.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. But Angie said, Abeleine can have Risachi plates.
Speaker 3: I had no words. Johnny Rastacci is looking down thinking
Speaker 3: can reality TV get any dummer? Can I really get
Speaker 3: any dummer? And then I love Mary when she goes,
Speaker 3: first of all, isn't breaking bread mean talking? Or isn't
Speaker 3: that what I think?
Speaker 2: Breaking bread is like a religious thing, like do we
Speaker 2: break bread together? Like do we start?
Speaker 3: It's a religious thing. I feel like I thought breaking
Speaker 3: bread was like starting to eat, starting conversation, hanging out together.
Speaker 3: I don't know, we need to google it. But anyways,
Speaker 3: when Whitney goes, can we break some Oh.
Speaker 2: It's it's meaning enemies coming together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, breaking bread like having a conversation about something. Anyway,
Speaker 3: So she's like, Whitney's like, can we break the bread?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, but it is from the Bible.
Speaker 2: I feel better about this. I was like, I know
Speaker 2: I've heard this, yeah yeah, oh yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Then Mary goes, yeah, but don't put the bread in
Speaker 3: your purse. Brittany, like I literally laughed out loud.
Speaker 2: What about when Mary says Jared is sliding into her dms?
Speaker 3: Can this guy? I mean, what is going on is
Speaker 3: he just needs to be famous? He just is a
Speaker 3: little thirsty. I don't know if he's like, oh, this
Speaker 3: girl's you know, on the show. I'm just being nice
Speaker 3: saying nice things to her. But Mary's like Petitioner's like, hey,
Speaker 3: have you brought this up? She's like no, no, I
Speaker 3: end up going on. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Well, someone on Reddit just ran into Brittany and she
Speaker 2: was with Jared allegedly.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: But then every single time that there's a conversation there's
Speaker 2: a dispute between something. Then I feel like Brittany needs
Speaker 2: a step ladder because she's like.
Speaker 3: What about Matty? What about me?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: Then Heather asked braun and why she doesn't have a prenup?
Speaker 3: Why does she care?
Speaker 2: Why? I don't get it. I'm pretty sure that.
Speaker 3: No power to you. Yeah, right, Like it's so weird
Speaker 3: that she brings it up every single time, like, why
Speaker 3: do you care?
Speaker 2: Oh, Bronwyn tells Heather to stop knocking on that door,
Speaker 2: and then Heather says she knows Todd is an asshole
Speaker 2: on couple She said, I know three things about Todd.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have a prenup, he has uh, he collects mugs,
Speaker 2: and he's an asshole on couple's trips. I feel like,
Speaker 2: you know now, not that I'm just really loving bron
Speaker 2: When at the moment, but I feel like as Heather
Speaker 2: as someone who is upset at broun When for sharing
Speaker 2: information on others. She's literally judging her husband off information
Speaker 2: from others.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not what we all do. Yeah, that's we
Speaker 3: get all our information off of Instagram and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then we get into the plane ticket saga.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is so annoying.
Speaker 2: Lisa said. Lisa said she would have bought her plane
Speaker 2: ticket herself. She claims Angie was upset too. Bron One
Speaker 2: says it's wild that anyone cared where they sat, and
Speaker 2: then Heather questions why bron When only booked herself and
Speaker 2: Todds a first class ticket and bronin says, because it
Speaker 2: was on my goddamn credit card.
Speaker 3: Huh. I mean seriously, First of all, the flashbacks did
Speaker 3: not show that Angie was upset at all. And these
Speaker 3: damn girls get a free trip on a private jet
Speaker 3: with presents in this twenty thousand dollars a night, beautiful
Speaker 3: house and they're mad.
Speaker 4: I just don't can't fuse it. I confuse it on
Speaker 4: something on Housewives trip. Normally production pays for commercial flights.
Speaker 3: Well they probabrobably played for their flight home, is what happened.
Speaker 3: I don't know why are we acting like I mean,
Speaker 3: did Bronwin maybe she did?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how their production. It's all in
Speaker 3: production and how it works, but we.
Speaker 2: Well, clearly it's how Bronwin got Heather's information though about
Speaker 2: her birthday.
Speaker 3: That's true. It probably production booked those flights back home,
Speaker 3: and Bronwyn upgraded hers. Who knows and all? Either way she.
Speaker 2: Got a plane there. That's not production.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's on Bronwyn. But production has Heather's information.
Speaker 3: And why Heather does not want to say publicly how
Speaker 3: old she is or what her birthday it is is
Speaker 3: that you took me right back to I'm not going
Speaker 3: to tell you how I got the black eye.
Speaker 2: Yeah enough, already, like and nobody. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: really care, to be honest, I didn't even go in
Speaker 2: the world I mean, Whitney did for me, so I
Speaker 2: didn't have to. But I didn't even go in the
Speaker 2: world Wide Web to find out how to Heather is
Speaker 2: or I don't care.
Speaker 3: But you feel like Heather made up with Bromwin because
Speaker 3: after that comment from Bronwin telling Heather because it's my
Speaker 3: goddamn credit card, do you think she thought, oh shit,
Speaker 3: I've met my match.
Speaker 2: I think she was like, this newbie is teaching housewife
Speaker 2: one oh one, and I need to get over on
Speaker 2: that side because she's about to handle shit unless Todd
Speaker 2: makes her quit.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no, I agree.
Speaker 2: Then Bronwin tells Heather she's still open to a friendship,
Speaker 2: but doesn't feel like she wants to fix things on
Speaker 2: her end. Heather says she is cautious of new people
Speaker 2: joining the group, and Heather says being left out hurt
Speaker 2: her feelings, but she's willing to move forward. This is
Speaker 2: when Brittany feels the need to sell yea yell, what
Speaker 2: about me? What about me? No?
Speaker 3: That was really out of left field for sure.
Speaker 2: Then Brittany apologizes to Bronwin. I feel like the only
Speaker 2: thing that could have made this entire dinner or lunch
Speaker 2: better was if Monica was there.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought the same thing I thought
Speaker 3: at this moment. I'm like, I'm missing Monica. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be surprised if Monica comes back one day. I think
Speaker 3: that Mary's very close with Monica, and the two of
Speaker 3: them together would be forced to reckon with well.
Speaker 2: Then Angie tells Meredith, then it's then everybody's happy. Forero
Speaker 2: point two seconds?
Speaker 3: Ask you a question, Yes, Maylee, Maylee? Where is she?
Speaker 3: We haven't seen her in a while.
Speaker 2: I don't think we probably will maybe not.
Speaker 3: Did she just drop out?
Speaker 2: I know that that maybe there's doctor If you only
Speaker 2: say seven words, that that's it.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, so Whitney reaches out to Monica. That's coming up, guys.
Speaker 2: In the trailer.
Speaker 3: How did I miss that part? I know I did too.
Speaker 2: Whitney reaching out to Monica in the trailer is a
Speaker 2: little piece to heaven. Cannot wait. But before we finish
Speaker 2: out this episode, Angie tells Meredith she wants to move forward,
Speaker 2: but has unresolved feelings from the podcast Drama with Sean.
Speaker 2: Meredith says if Angie wants to go backward, it's not
Speaker 2: going to be pretty. Angie asked if that's a threat.
Speaker 2: Angie says she and Sean received support from the LGBTQ
Speaker 2: community after Meredith's comments, and Meredith takes out her phone
Speaker 2: and plays Sean on Behind the Velvet Rope podcast. Whitney
Speaker 2: grabs the phone, but it's the phone is kind of here.
Speaker 2: She kind of grabs it. She goes to turn it up,
Speaker 2: but then Meredith loses her ship, which made me want
Speaker 2: to go, what else is this phone? What else is
Speaker 2: on this phone? Yeah, exactly, other messages are on this
Speaker 2: phone because like, you don't get that kind of revved
Speaker 2: up if like if I handed you my phone, I
Speaker 2: would play, or like if you grab my phone to
Speaker 2: play to turn it up, I would be like, Okay, Like,
Speaker 2: what's the worst you're going to find on there? Bad selfies?
Speaker 2: Me while I'm trying to get a good one.
Speaker 3: Right, right, pictures of my buttthole trying to figure out
Speaker 3: what is that is.
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: But Angie tells Meredith she's miserable. We never really get
Speaker 2: to even hear what's happening on the podcast, but I
Speaker 2: think it's you know, Angie made her points quite clear.
Speaker 2: And then Meredith's doing what Meredith does, which is getting
Speaker 2: up and leaving and crying. Isn't great because she always
Speaker 2: does the same thing, but she didn't say the words
Speaker 2: what did she walking out crying?
Speaker 3: It was so dramatic. It was such a dramatic thing
Speaker 3: to do. And then Mary's like, thank you lord, she
Speaker 3: took those bangs with her.
Speaker 2: But before that, Mary tells Meredith to get out if
Speaker 2: she's not going to listen, and then Meredith's.
Speaker 3: Like, kicked me out, solo drama queen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but why didn't she at least say her line
Speaker 2: of like I'm not engaging.
Speaker 3: I know, but all I can think about is Meredith
Speaker 3: walking out is when Sophia was two years old and
Speaker 3: cut her own bangs while I was downstairs filming, I
Speaker 3: looked exactly like that.
Speaker 2: Well, the one thing Meredith Mars is always going to
Speaker 2: give us is anger with messy hair walking out the door.
Speaker 2: So I appreciated that. And the scenes for next week
Speaker 2: it looks good. I'm ready, I'm ready.