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Speaker 1: Then Jewels Show on demand, jewils dirty Little Secret? Yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us

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Speaker 1: at four one or six one and said he had

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. So we're calling you back. Hello, Wow,

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Speaker 1: no way, what's up? What's up? What's going on going?

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Speaker 1: How's it going? Pretty good? How are you? Um? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a little in shock. I didn't realize I

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Speaker 1: was going to get a call right now. I'm like nervous.

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Speaker 1: My hands are shaking. Oh wow, I'm feeling the same way.

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Speaker 1: You know. We tend to have that effect on people. Um,

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Speaker 1: you have time. Can you tell us what your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is? Now? Oh? Wow? Okay, okay, here we go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, I've been prepping and I've been prepping.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay. So, um my wife, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna maybe sound silly. Um my wife, she has been

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Speaker 1: for the longest time. Well, we have a two year old,

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Speaker 1: first of all, um, and she's beautiful. Um everyone, you know,

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Speaker 1: anytime we go out, you know, we get the whole like, hey,

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Speaker 1: look at she's where, you know, Oh my god, she's

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Speaker 1: so beautiful. You know, we love you know, people want

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Speaker 1: to touch our baby and we're like, no, please, don't

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Speaker 1: you know we're young parents, you know what I mean. Um,

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Speaker 1: But my wife she people would say that the baby

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Speaker 1: looks like me, you know what I mean. And and

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Speaker 1: for the longest time, it would kind of like hit

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Speaker 1: it really hard, you know what I mean. Um? And

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Speaker 1: so what I did hear um, you know, because my

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Speaker 1: wife she's just been really upset, you know that people

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Speaker 1: keep saying our baby looks like me. Um. So what

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Speaker 1: I did was that I changed up her face idea.

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Speaker 1: I like played with it with this app. And so

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Speaker 1: anytime that our two year old like looks at our

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Speaker 1: phone and the face idea is going it actually open

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Speaker 1: with so the phone acknowledges that, like the baby looks

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Speaker 1: like her. Does that make sense? Yeah? Yeah, Like especially

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Speaker 1: I fixed up the face ide so it could look

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Speaker 1: like our so our baby can unlock it like her phones,

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Speaker 1: so she'll think that, like, the baby looks like her

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Speaker 1: more exactly. You know what would have been an easier

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Speaker 1: way around this hiring an actor to come up in

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Speaker 1: public and say, you know what beautiful child it looks

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Speaker 1: just looks just like a damma. I mean well that

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Speaker 1: you know, I didn't even think of that. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: a lot better than what I thought it was going

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Speaker 1: to be. I thought you were about to say your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret as you got your baby a facelift.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's horrible, and that's her house lifestyle. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: can I just say no? This is really funny because

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian here, I'm an only child, and growing up,

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Speaker 1: my mom used to absolutely hate when someone would say

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Speaker 1: that I looked like my dad, because she was like,

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Speaker 1: I had the pain, I had the sickness for nine months.

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Speaker 1: You don't tell someone that the kid looks like the dad.

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Speaker 1: So maybe just tell people to start lying. I think

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Speaker 1: that's the right thing to do. I think you got

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Speaker 1: it right on the you're hitting the nail right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so your dirty little seat. That's a nice, dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret that you did that right. Also, your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret is you know that your child looks more like you.

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Speaker 1: But that's your secret. You're not telling your wife right exactly?

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Speaker 1: Are you glad the kid looks like you're Do you

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Speaker 1: wish she looked like your your wife? Be honest, I

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Speaker 1: mean I love I you know this kid. I love

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Speaker 1: that this that that I can make something so beautiful.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, I just I really am

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Speaker 1: just really grateful. And you know she's she's super smart.

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Speaker 1: It is something that you know she gets from her mom.

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Speaker 1: But kind of you come go to Denny's. You know

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Speaker 1: there's this guy, um Um Gustavo. You know, like I'll

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Speaker 1: tell him like, hey man, you know, like here's twenty bucks.

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Speaker 1: Like just come and tell my wife that she looks

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Speaker 1: like my baby child. Heard that? Just bro, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: give you twenty bucks every time we come. You know,

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Speaker 1: he always gives. Yeah. Sounds like a good business deal

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Speaker 1: to me. Very very nice, dirty little secret. Thank you man.

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Speaker 1: Everybody seems happy. Everybody's happy. That's all that matters. The

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