Speaker 1: Welcome to it.
Speaker 2: It is a brand new episode right here on the
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey Second Date Podcast.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 2: You get a little something different. You get a blind
Speaker 2: love is and it is different to say the least. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's special for Alexis's birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh he needs.
Speaker 4: To wish Alexis. I'm gonna tell you right now, this
Speaker 4: is not the gift I wanted. What you're about to hear,
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 2: I was giving you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, okay, maybe next year.
Speaker 2: All right, what do we see in the comments birthday girl?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Well, Ion commented. So I've been listening to the show
Speaker 4: for a while now, but I've never watched a video
Speaker 4: of the show. So today I decided to have a
Speaker 4: look on YouTube, and I couldn't believe my eyes.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: I always thought in the profile picture, Jose is Jeff
Speaker 4: and Jeff is Jose. And after I watched the verse video,
Speaker 4: I was sure that they changed voices or something. I
Speaker 4: thought maybe it was Ai. Nothing makes sense anymore, and
Speaker 4: I won't be able to watch another video because the
Speaker 4: voice doesn't fit the face.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, imagine is hanging out together and he's
Speaker 5: the one who speaks more spams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that is amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely check out our videos on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Is because she's the younger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean everybody else thinks I'm the younger one.
Speaker 2: Of course, I don't want to ruin Alexis's birthday by
Speaker 2: getting older.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let's get to your brand new episode right now.
Speaker 5: When you think of the most romantic movie quotes of
Speaker 5: all time, I mean, you had me at Hello, if you're.
Speaker 1: A bird, I'm a bird.
Speaker 5: Oh Houston, we have a problem.
Speaker 1: That's not romantic.
Speaker 2: That was scary rible. It really happened in real life.
Speaker 1: Jess'm sorry.
Speaker 5: What do you think Tom Hanks means when he says
Speaker 5: Apollo thirteen's ready for re entry? That is not what
Speaker 5: happens between the last time, I know what she meant.
Speaker 5: Those passionate quotes have stood the test of time because
Speaker 5: they're so romantic, and I just wonder what flirtatious words
Speaker 5: will be uttered today by one of our listeners and
Speaker 5: etched into radio history.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Because it's a.
Speaker 5: Brand new edition of Blind Love is, let's turn the
Speaker 5: steaminess up right after this. Welcome back to Brook and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning, and we do this segment every
Speaker 5: now and again. You're familiar with the Netflix show Love
Speaker 5: Is Blind?
Speaker 7: Are we doing it?
Speaker 5: We're doing the radio version of that called Blind Love
Speaker 5: is Yoh yeah, legally it's airtight.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: They can't touch us with that name.
Speaker 2: Aka, our legal team is not listening.
Speaker 5: Yes, so please, if if the Love is Blind people
Speaker 5: hear this, just please don't sue us.
Speaker 1: Oh they have real lawyers, I'm just saying.
Speaker 5: But for us, it's just two of our listeners who
Speaker 5: are meeting for the first time right here on the show.
Speaker 5: They've never seen each other before, they've never heard each
Speaker 5: other's voices, but they've requested our help for other segments
Speaker 5: in the past, like a second date or an awkward
Speaker 5: Tuesday that just didn't work out. So now they're here
Speaker 5: open to the possibility of finding love by hearing a
Speaker 5: stranger's voice. We're magic workers, Are.
Speaker 1: I really do?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just a voice. But let's not.
Speaker 5: Waste any more time. We're gonna get them on the phone.
Speaker 5: We've got Brad and d with us today. So why
Speaker 5: don't you two say hello to each other real quick?
Speaker 7: Hi? Hello?
Speaker 2: Well look at that they didn't even talk at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 5: Chemist already happening, but just for reference, D is an esthetician.
Speaker 5: Brad works in a warehouse, but he wanted us to
Speaker 5: make sure we say that he's a part time supervisor.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's important.
Speaker 1: That was important.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna throw out a question and the two
Speaker 5: of you can discuss it, and we're just going to
Speaker 5: back away after that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, if you two were on a first
Speaker 5: date right now with each other, what unique thing would
Speaker 5: you be doing to try to impress the other?
Speaker 1: Brad, Brad, you answer first.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay? What would be unique?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 7: I mean you probably be impressed by my beard. I'm
Speaker 7: not sure that's unique, but okay, can.
Speaker 2: You describe your beard more?
Speaker 7: Uh, it's big, it's like maybe about my chest that's long.
Speaker 5: Just trying to.
Speaker 1: Guess.
Speaker 7: Another thing would be you might be impressed by my
Speaker 7: ability to name all the snacks at a gas station
Speaker 7: in alphabetical order. A lot of people can do that.
Speaker 3: That is whoa okay for your like seven eleven.
Speaker 7: No one, no one said it like that before, but
Speaker 7: I like it. What about you? I mean, what would
Speaker 7: you impressed me with?
Speaker 3: Well, I remember the guys I've dated before in the past.
Speaker 3: It told me that I say the word pretzel sexy.
Speaker 7: Okay, could you say that again?
Speaker 4: Pretzel?
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, I do this thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually did it for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I have a question for you. What's your
Speaker 3: biggest green flag that might secretly be a red flag?
Speaker 7: M okay, I mean I think it's a green flag
Speaker 7: that I respond to texts immediately, you know, like before
Speaker 7: you've even finished sending the next one.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm not sure what that means, but it's
Speaker 3: not fine.
Speaker 7: What about what about you?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm very, very very agreeable, so much that
Speaker 3: I'll probably bring that later in a detail argument.
Speaker 7: Are you going to argue about how agreeable you are?
Speaker 3: Do you like that it's the green flag that could
Speaker 3: be read?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, maybe this is a good point
Speaker 1: for us to jump in.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 2: Anyone understood the question.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're like, what's yourn? And You're like,
Speaker 1: I worked you hard?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you think I'm being an a hole?
Speaker 1: I think so too.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 5: You definitely both are seem to be weird, and that's
Speaker 5: a good thing that you're both that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm weird. Yeah, Yeah, weird is the new cool.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I read that somewhere.
Speaker 5: Okay, So we're in the middle of blind Love is
Speaker 5: where two of our listeners who've never seen or spoken
Speaker 5: to each other before are meeting for the first time
Speaker 5: over the radio to see if there's a natural spark there.
Speaker 5: It sounds like there's definitely so connection happening, but to
Speaker 5: really test it, I have an idea that you two
Speaker 5: will just do a little improv to try and help
Speaker 5: stoke the flames of love, because they say that the
Speaker 5: mark of a good relationship is how you handle disagreements
Speaker 5: with each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hypotheticals are always really good when you're meeting somebody
Speaker 2: near jazz.
Speaker 1: I think role playing is really fun when you meet
Speaker 1: someone new. I bet you do.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 5: Let's imagine both of you are starving right now. Brad
Speaker 5: is adamant that he wants burgers and beers for dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought we were on a deserted island.
Speaker 2: I thought we were going to eat each other or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're trying to decide what to have for dinner tonight.
Speaker 5: Brad wants burgers and beers. D She's more in the
Speaker 5: mood for Chinese and saki. Obviously you have to use
Speaker 5: pet names when addressing each other because you're deep into
Speaker 5: a relationship.
Speaker 1: Now we don't have names, and.
Speaker 7: Go okay, okay, I'll start Look, honey, I know we're
Speaker 7: trying to figure out dinner. But I saw in the
Speaker 7: news that the Chinese place you like they increased how
Speaker 7: much enough, Gina use?
Speaker 3: Oh did they now?
Speaker 7: So maybe we should skip the kungkou chicken tonight.
Speaker 3: Well, sugar Bear, thank you so much for looking out
Speaker 3: for me. I actually did the.
Speaker 7: Same for you. Oh really, okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I called the head to your favorite burger spot,
Speaker 3: the one with the met head cook.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they just had.
Speaker 3: To eat coal I breakout. They weren't shut down by
Speaker 3: the health department, so they said that you can still
Speaker 3: come and risk it if you want.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, okay, col I okay, I did not hear
Speaker 7: about that.
Speaker 3: So it looks like both our places are risky. But
Speaker 3: we can get a little away with a little bit
Speaker 3: more at the Chinese restaurant because I've been stealing a
Speaker 3: nice poisoning chopsticks for years. Just make sure you wear
Speaker 3: some baggy pants because I really appreciate.
Speaker 7: If you did it for me.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, yeah, I think we're done with our scene.
Speaker 5: Looks like you two are doing Chinese tonight with some
Speaker 5: light mass on.
Speaker 2: You know what, Dating a klepto is kind of fun.
Speaker 1: You know, definitely exciting.
Speaker 5: Just remember after the meal to run, don't walk to
Speaker 5: the parking lot.
Speaker 1: You have to get out of there quickly.
Speaker 2: Well it's not too fast, so those chopsticks are falling
Speaker 2: out of your Yeah, good point.
Speaker 1: So all right, we're almost out of time here.
Speaker 5: I'm personally sensing some chemistry between the two of them.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's already in charge of the relationship.
Speaker 5: Yes, to be honest, but agreeably and yes, absolutely absolutely
Speaker 5: And as always though, we need our listeners to decide
Speaker 5: if they're a true match and should continue their conversation.
Speaker 5: So text in right now seven eight, five, nine to two.
Speaker 5: If you think they have a spark Brad and d
Speaker 5: and they should continue talking, text the word more. But
Speaker 5: if you think we should move on from the chopstick thieves,
Speaker 5: text next.
Speaker 2: Okay, those text words actually made sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like kung wow.
Speaker 5: If you liked it kung not now, but yeah, just
Speaker 5: more more next brought it up. Yes, we'll find out
Speaker 5: what happens when we come back for more. Blind Love
Speaker 5: is right after this. So this is a crazy turn
Speaker 5: of events. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. The
Speaker 5: text word overwhelmingly said yes for our Blind Love Is
Speaker 5: contestants Brad and d. But the thing I did not
Speaker 5: expect is when our producer spoke with Brad in the break,
Speaker 5: apparently he did not feel that way. What and I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna punch him up real quick, Brad, Brad, you.
Speaker 1: Want to tell us what the situation is? What you
Speaker 1: told our producer?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'd actually like to see if I was
Speaker 7: compatible with the young lady from the show. Oh yeah, Alexas,
Speaker 7: you didn't have.
Speaker 1: To clarify which young lady you were talking about. We
Speaker 1: knew the young I'm hoping he means a. Brook only
Speaker 1: thought it could be me. You want to shoot your
Speaker 1: shot with Alexis, I do. Yeah, Well hold on, what
Speaker 1: happened to D? Yeah she's so good, she's so agreeable.
Speaker 7: Uh sure, but I don't know. I guess the heart
Speaker 7: wants what it wants, you know, to.
Speaker 2: Try to hit on Alexis.
Speaker 5: I mean, Alexis, you may not want to do this.
Speaker 5: I can kind of sense that but it would be
Speaker 5: pretty easy to tell where your heart truly lies, because
Speaker 5: with blind love is the chemistry either sparks or it implodes.
Speaker 2: And if someone's good at flirting in this room, it's Alexis.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Brad, I do have to warn you.
Speaker 5: Alexis can get pretty flirty.
Speaker 1: Alexis, do you think you can keep this? Like Pg? Thirteen?
Speaker 2: Try?
Speaker 5: Okay, So let's do a first ever blind love is
Speaker 5: with a listener and Alexis.
Speaker 2: So it's only released, will it's semi blind because we
Speaker 2: can see Alexis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Brad can't see it. And he
Speaker 1: knows what I look like, but I don't know what
Speaker 1: he looks. That's true. There's not very fair. This is
Speaker 1: Oh god, I forgot Okay, all.
Speaker 5: Right, it is a little unfair because Alexis doesn't have
Speaker 5: any preprepared questions.
Speaker 2: She's a professional radio host. She could come up with something.
Speaker 4: I don't think I am. I don't think I'm capable.
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll get Brad to start it off.
Speaker 5: Get the ball rolling, Alexis, try to behave yourself. We're
Speaker 5: gonna step away the love is Brad, go with your
Speaker 5: first question?
Speaker 7: All right? So question one? What is something you do
Speaker 7: on a date that you think is smooth but might
Speaker 7: not be.
Speaker 4: Kind of like that green smooth but might not be.
Speaker 4: I pretend I'm going to pay sometimes times.
Speaker 1: Answer what else to smooth?
Speaker 4: Maybe I take a photo of them for my friends.
Speaker 4: Maybe they notice.
Speaker 1: That, Oh answer here? Okay?
Speaker 4: Am I supposed to ask something?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how conversations work. What do you do that
Speaker 1: you think is smooth? But is it very creative?
Speaker 7: I think I like to say, uh, this is fun,
Speaker 7: you know, out loud on the date, so there's like
Speaker 7: no confusion about whether or not I think it's a
Speaker 7: good time.
Speaker 1: But I wish people did that more. I'm having a
Speaker 1: good time. Yeah, I'm having a great time.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Brad. Do you have another question for Please don't make
Speaker 1: me ask?
Speaker 7: Yes, okay. Another question would be, what's something annoying I
Speaker 7: could do that would make you judge me by them
Speaker 7: this call.
Speaker 2: By the end of this call, by the end of this.
Speaker 1: Call, what annoys you the most?
Speaker 4: It sounds like, oh my god, I can't say green now,
Speaker 4: I'm so nervous. Could possibly want Okay, if you talk
Speaker 4: over me, if you just talk about yourself, if you
Speaker 4: turn it back to you. If you're sitting with your
Speaker 4: legs crossed, that's it.
Speaker 1: I can't see you said one thing that.
Speaker 4: Don't talk about your ex.
Speaker 2: We don't like who men sit with your legs cross
Speaker 2: That bothers me.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you talk about it.
Speaker 4: Used to play a sport in high school.
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, it's a few things. I think Brad gets it.
Speaker 5: You know why don't you ask him? Yes, what it
Speaker 5: would be.
Speaker 1: Annoying about you? Because you sure did talk a lot
Speaker 1: about yourself.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, Brad?
Speaker 1: What would annoy you that I.
Speaker 4: Could do in this call?
Speaker 7: Oh you haven't. I don't think you've done it yet.
Speaker 7: But I don't like you when people say no worries
Speaker 7: too much, because I actually think that makes me worry.
Speaker 3: No worries.
Speaker 2: Are trying to give him.
Speaker 1: Maybe let's move on from that one. Do you have
Speaker 1: another one? Brad?
Speaker 7: Yeah? One more. It's so I'm a big kisser. What
Speaker 7: three words would you used to describe your kiss?
Speaker 5: Your style? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, good, great, amazing. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know perfect, I'm good at kissing.
Speaker 4: I don't know another word.
Speaker 1: Like, do you have adjectives that describe the style.
Speaker 3: Juicy, good lips, like I don't know, it's not like
Speaker 3: a pack, like more than a pack.
Speaker 5: That's four words, great, perfect juicy lips.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: How do you describe a kiss?
Speaker 4: What would you say?
Speaker 1: Sensual? I think she's asking that back to you Brown.
Speaker 7: Yeah, for me, I would say, what, oh, dangerous and unforgettables.
Speaker 1: About a kid contract something when you're done with this kid.
Speaker 1: The danger makes you think he's gonna bite me.
Speaker 5: Let's fade the music back down. I mean, the chemistry
Speaker 5: off the charts right now.
Speaker 2: Dying so flustered, I'm dying sitting next to her. I'm
Speaker 2: just like picking up her vibes right Yeah, they're a lot.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: It's like in nervous excitement being on the phone with
Speaker 5: someone that she connects with so intensely.
Speaker 1: Brad, how are you feeling right now?
Speaker 7: I'm feeling super hot right now.
Speaker 5: That made you more attractive to alexis hearing about her
Speaker 5: kissing style?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it sounds like a great time. Okay, I'm ready to.
Speaker 1: Go where we're not going dangerous kisses. I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Unforgettable Okay, we'll text in the seven eighty five nine two.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't have to say it's up to
Speaker 6: the You've giving up all of your decision making to
Speaker 6: our Yeah, yes, I mean I think it's a match
Speaker 6: one hundred percent Alexis and Brad.
Speaker 1: Alexis the bumper stickers.
Speaker 5: This is going to be huge when t MZ finds
Speaker 5: out that we shipped this.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm going to ship it for her.
Speaker 5: I feel bad, Yeah, Alexis, any last words for your
Speaker 5: future lover.
Speaker 4: No worries Brad.
Speaker 1: All Right, that was extra steamy edition of Blind Love
Speaker 1: Is I miss It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Brookn Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: Who would have thought we just had another incredible turn
Speaker 5: of events.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: Brad says he did not feel it with Alexis.
Speaker 4: Thank god.
Speaker 3: She's playing.
Speaker 1: She was crying in between.
Speaker 2: The be honest, you're a little consulted that he's the
Speaker 2: one turning you down.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually for the first time, I think, no.
Speaker 5: I can't feel the pain. But Brad said no to Alexis.
Speaker 5: He wants to try brook next week.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Coincidentally, he didn't even say young woman, He just said Brooks.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't he go for the easy one and just
Speaker 2: try to target you, jeff I.
Speaker 5: Mean he wants what he wants, So sorry, Alexis Brooke
Speaker 5: has once again snooped in and stolen your mans not missed.
Speaker 2: All the time between us selections.
Speaker 5: If it works out for you, brother, you know, well,
Speaker 5: make sure you listen to all of the Blind love
Speaker 5: Is segments our second date updates. We have them all
Speaker 5: up on our podcast, Brook and Jeffrey on Apple Spotify,
Speaker 5: iHeart you know the drill?
Speaker 1: Why do I need to say these everythings?
Speaker 2: And don't forget to watch the videos too. We got
Speaker 2: new live videos up on our YouTube as well for
Speaker 2: these segments.
Speaker 1: That's all right, go find it Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning