Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome to another episode of horrible decision. What
Speaker 1: I try to do something new? And now you don't
Speaker 1: like that either. I just want to say, you don't
Speaker 1: be liking nothing. Here we go with this, Okay. I
Speaker 1: feel like now that I have my new pt A
Speaker 1: mom haircut, I w wastn't gonna say it. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? It is giving? It is giving. You have
Speaker 1: two kids back home, maybe possibly by two different men.
Speaker 1: That's what it's given. So uh, the only day you
Speaker 1: had to do was jud and a little it's up,
Speaker 1: a little baby action going. I looked up on black
Speaker 1: hair salons and the Lower east Side and I found
Speaker 1: a place that was called the Lordes Beauty Salon, by
Speaker 1: the way, great place. Are they niggas? Maybe not, but
Speaker 1: they know how to do some hair. I got in there,
Speaker 1: my hair was all the greased up from them braids.
Speaker 1: I was like, does anybody know how to black these? Okay,
Speaker 1: we can do it. Yeah, it's like Dominican here. So
Speaker 1: she was looking at it and like, sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: like when I don't go into a black salon, but
Speaker 1: Dominicans a black salon to me that you know, they
Speaker 1: look at you like a science project. They look like
Speaker 1: they knew exactly what to do. But this is like
Speaker 1: what just said to me that we needed to cut
Speaker 1: some of my hair And I was like no, and
Speaker 1: she's like, put you have to because it's dead by me.
Speaker 1: But I'm like this, I don't care lead him. Did
Speaker 1: three rose two and a half inches? I had hanged time,
Speaker 1: not you hanged? Not hanged anyway, So now it's given
Speaker 1: some medicing, you know what I'm saying though. Anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: let's catch up. I had something happened to me this morning.
Speaker 1: What about you? Well explain what happened. No, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I got a little catch up. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't really have like act yet. No, but we're going
Speaker 1: for beers today. Boy, we're just going for beers. Oh,
Speaker 1: but we're not like So here's the thing I'm giving
Speaker 1: date activity. It's not That's why I said beer, not cocktails.
Speaker 1: Cocktails are way more like because he was filling a
Speaker 1: void without me, and I told him to come up
Speaker 1: with the way we can still co exist without being together.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with but I think I
Speaker 1: want a friendship with the potential benefit with some dick
Speaker 1: from time to time because liked it was giving you
Speaker 1: it's really done, I am, I am, no, it's oh see,
Speaker 1: you're dead to me like me, I still love him,
Speaker 1: but I just don't. I don't want to be with you.
Speaker 1: But until I find a niggai looked like you and
Speaker 1: we'll come to the sex clubs with me. I need
Speaker 1: a sex club partner and a nude beach partner. You're like,
Speaker 1: are you serious? Just someone to go to the club
Speaker 1: with Mandy? What? Why would you do that that nigga? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to do, but just at the
Speaker 1: sex club? What The sex was always good. There was
Speaker 1: never a problem with sex. Is just all the other ship.
Speaker 1: But he wasn't ship. So you're gonna give him the
Speaker 1: best part about you? Oh no, he liked everything else better. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like the fun of your relationship was the sex.
Speaker 1: It's no fun. It's just gonna be sex. Hes gonna
Speaker 1: He's gonna be was until I find somebody else. Bro,
Speaker 1: you bugging it's better than me hitting the next time?
Speaker 1: About how many niggas it is in the world. There
Speaker 1: he is, But it's not like the same, Like it
Speaker 1: is really hard, Like we've had this show. You fucking
Speaker 1: bring him to grease. I'm not now. It's not giving trips,
Speaker 1: it's not giving. That's why we're gonna give youain after
Speaker 1: the flowers, don't. I don't want to talk to him,
Speaker 1: but I do. Look dicks, U. The dick is good.
Speaker 1: I'm detaching the person from the dick, which is what
Speaker 1: I did in casual sex. Anyways, I'm so disappointed, okay,
Speaker 1: like it's giving what it's giving. Okay, bitch. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if we're even gonna have sex because he
Speaker 1: wants he wants all the other things about me. Very
Speaker 1: the whole time we were together, he constantly reminded me
Speaker 1: that he wasn't with me just for the sex. It
Speaker 1: was so much more than the sex. So you know,
Speaker 1: we could be like a look, friends with benefits. I
Speaker 1: might be all right with that, but he ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be around my friends no more. He's not gonna be
Speaker 1: hanging with me like that. It'll just be like, man,
Speaker 1: come over, get a little dicks up. What's the problem.
Speaker 1: I don't like your fucking energy now, because baby, I'm
Speaker 1: really mad at him, me too. That's why I'm like Nigga,
Speaker 1: don't want to be with Choose, but I do need
Speaker 1: my rock, So I really do need my rocks rather
Speaker 1: be sell big. What wall have been celibrate? And how
Speaker 1: long you been celebate? Many? Like six weeks? Get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here, bron, I swear a guy has
Speaker 1: been like six weeks, right, man? Do you know I
Speaker 1: know how they had like two periods? You could have
Speaker 1: two periods and up on me and with him today too,
Speaker 1: so I know I ain't gonna fund him for real.
Speaker 1: You you're on your period. My mind came four days early, bitch,
Speaker 1: because you got me recording six episodes and three days
Speaker 1: feel raggedy ass. First of all, that's always wondering why
Speaker 1: the fun my ship came early, bitch. My ship came
Speaker 1: where we was at the motherfucking oh because we was together, bitch,
Speaker 1: you not my motherfuckers sh on. I thought I had
Speaker 1: a clean, little weak left. Nope. I was like, bitches,
Speaker 1: this is blood what I was madness, Why did you
Speaker 1: lift off the top of your bitch because I'd be
Speaker 1: having a lift up a couch like guess damn it,
Speaker 1: This motherfucking blood Anyway, Um, today I really felt I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is like hot or like, okay,
Speaker 1: this might be problematic. I don't feel like this was consensual.
Speaker 1: It was kind of sexy, it kind of wasn't sexy.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, um, sometimes before I get a seamless delivery,
Speaker 1: I masturbate. Bro, you you gotta chill because I can't
Speaker 1: always like like i'll order a few food, I'll masturbate
Speaker 1: and then I'll eat because I can't really like masturbate
Speaker 1: after I eat and I like to get on with
Speaker 1: my day. You do wash your hands right, oh, every time.
Speaker 1: I don't do dirty hands, especially because I have a dog,
Speaker 1: Like I always have to wash my hands before I play.
Speaker 1: I was talking about active plate with your pussy before
Speaker 1: you ate, look dot to do since where I was
Speaker 1: going with that. She was like, yeah, well before I
Speaker 1: touched my coo. But you're not saying but I mean
Speaker 1: most of the time. But anyway, if it's like super wet, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wash my hands. Bro, stop playing with your hair.
Speaker 1: I can't. It's just so bitch. I'm not an eight anyway. Okay,
Speaker 1: So long story short, I was masturbating and I haven't
Speaker 1: been doing it to a porn or anything like that,
Speaker 1: so it takes a little longer. And I've been doing
Speaker 1: some sex magic where you like manifest while you masturbate.
Speaker 1: What have you been manifesting? I can't say why because
Speaker 1: it's private. It's a wish. It's like selling you but
Speaker 1: you already did it. So like you know, like when
Speaker 1: you blow candles out, you could tell people a little
Speaker 1: bit after you blow you make a wish. About an
Speaker 1: hour later, you can tell people what you wish for
Speaker 1: the god. You just can't do it in the moment.
Speaker 1: I didn't get what I want yet, That's why what
Speaker 1: is it? It's like, uh, okay, I can't. It's gonna
Speaker 1: make me sound crazy. I'm listening you sound crazy without
Speaker 1: saying whatever you're about to say. Let's giving voodoo. Okay
Speaker 1: you did Wait, it's on somebody you want. No no
Speaker 1: no no, I know people no no no no. But
Speaker 1: like it didn't happen yet. But like I'm manifesting, like
Speaker 1: just something that happened to me, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So like I don't want to say because it didn't
Speaker 1: happen yet. They're gonna be like, do you want something
Speaker 1: that happened to you at sex? No, what is it?
Speaker 1: Something good? I really feel like I'm able to manifest
Speaker 1: a lot of good ship though to my life and
Speaker 1: so it's so crazy, Like, uh, my ex actually had
Speaker 1: that conversation with me because it scared him. Like when
Speaker 1: we met, we met during the pandemic, and during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: everything that I said I wanted, Everything I said I
Speaker 1: was gonna do. Everything I said that I had an
Speaker 1: idea of literally happened. And he sat and watched it
Speaker 1: and he was like, there's only certain periods of your
Speaker 1: life where you're able to do that. So like we
Speaker 1: would talk about how powerful my tongue was, not in
Speaker 1: the buddhole but like actual tongue, like talking things into
Speaker 1: existence to where he was just like it's it was
Speaker 1: almost scary for him, Like he saw me manifest official
Speaker 1: box owner, moving to Long Island City, getting a view
Speaker 1: of the city. Everything I even wanted in like an
Speaker 1: apartment fell in my life. Everything I've literally wanted, including him,
Speaker 1: And I think I said that with you, like I
Speaker 1: was like, WHOA, Everything I said I wanted in terms
Speaker 1: of a boyfriend back in like happened. Honestly, I've never
Speaker 1: really wished for, Like a lot of the things I
Speaker 1: wanted were monetary, and those happened, and I do think
Speaker 1: they're manifesting. But you gotta put work behind it too.
Speaker 1: You gotta put effort. Even with a boyfriend, You've got
Speaker 1: to put some self work in there. You've got to
Speaker 1: make sure you're ready, you're healed from your past. Ship
Speaker 1: um oh, Like I really believe that. I don't think
Speaker 1: that you're me because I want you gotta he from Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta heal from me. You gotta take that anger
Speaker 1: at your heart. You gotta you gotta get Maggie out
Speaker 1: your motherfucking Here's the thing, I don't feel like I'm
Speaker 1: I don't, I genuine I don't wish bad on him,
Speaker 1: do I can't. I don't want to punch him in
Speaker 1: the face. Yeah, But also like I don't want him
Speaker 1: to like he said she was gonna throw a water
Speaker 1: bottle at him, bro. Yeah, but I don't feel like
Speaker 1: that's the death. Bro. I just threw across the room.
Speaker 1: Nobody got hurt. It's light. It's just quick because nobody
Speaker 1: is over there. Anyway. I'm saying, I really do think though,
Speaker 1: you can't manifest it unless you're ready, right. You can't
Speaker 1: just say I want to make you a million dollars
Speaker 1: if you're not working towards ship. I can't say I
Speaker 1: want to open this business or i want to do
Speaker 1: X y Z if I'm not putting the steps in place.
Speaker 1: So it's more so that just that pieces will align.
Speaker 1: That's really what I try to manifest, and so manifesting
Speaker 1: a situation that happened to me, and I really think
Speaker 1: I'm I'm putting forth the effort to so anyway when
Speaker 1: I come, I like basically say it or I'll do
Speaker 1: like a mantra. And That's what I've been doing every morning,
Speaker 1: and I do it to a certain is. It can't
Speaker 1: tell you why are you? Kay? We are trying to
Speaker 1: help the people. They can guess. But I'll tell you
Speaker 1: the one I manifest. I think I manifested my job
Speaker 1: with Kenya, not through orgasms, but like I really wanted
Speaker 1: something that's solidified my studio and my role in it
Speaker 1: besides being a podcaster. Because I felt very um like
Speaker 1: I wasn't validated because I had Alex. Alex does all
Speaker 1: detect ship, and I was like, damn, what do I do?
Speaker 1: Like how can I prove that I'm really a good
Speaker 1: producer and that I can develop, and like, now I
Speaker 1: feel like I have something to show for it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: in the middle of saying my mantra and masturbating, um,
Speaker 1: Nina barked one but I didn't nothing was going on.
Speaker 1: But I heard her bark. I was like, you think
Speaker 1: you brought the spirits? But she barked right, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever. So literally in the middle of me coming,
Speaker 1: I hear I'm knocked on the door and she barks again,
Speaker 1: and I was like, and I was loud, bro, and
Speaker 1: I was like, did she fucking bark? Because somebody was
Speaker 1: standing there, So mind you right now. Because you know
Speaker 1: my apartments, they put me in a studio the door
Speaker 1: right by to bed, bitch, and I was talking, masturbating
Speaker 1: and coming and saying what I wanted, like huh like that,
Speaker 1: and the fucking door, this one's knocked on it. I'm
Speaker 1: like one moment, so I'm like, you could just leave
Speaker 1: it there because I knew his food, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I can't. I was like, he lying, So now I'm
Speaker 1: freaking nervous. He's like, I can't, I can't leave it.
Speaker 1: You already have something here and there's and I looked
Speaker 1: down is the Amazon like when you get your food deliverance?
Speaker 1: They put it in front of the door, right I
Speaker 1: opened the door and I grabbed food. I said how
Speaker 1: long were you standing there? And it was like just
Speaker 1: a few minutes and then he looked me dead in
Speaker 1: the eye and said he hoped at a great day.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing? Am I turned on? Or? Do
Speaker 1: I want to call the police? Was he cu? He
Speaker 1: had a mask on, but he was so that's not
Speaker 1: don't yes, that's I don't know, it's a it's a
Speaker 1: maybe it felt kind of hot. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but anyway, I looked him up after his name is
Speaker 1: um what was it not? You look at you looked
Speaker 1: up the same less delivery guy Malik. It would be
Speaker 1: a Maliqual and it was the mask. It was the
Speaker 1: mysterious ship going on. And I was like, wow, do
Speaker 1: you listen to me the whole time to like he
Speaker 1: got hard like dash. It was turning me on. And
Speaker 1: you know what he made me think of when the
Speaker 1: only fans girls be doing the porn when it go
Speaker 1: through the car wash, should be kind of sexy dog
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's what I was doing. Okay,
Speaker 1: is that crazy? It's inappropriate? Yeah, but I mean ta
Speaker 1: Thinically you were in your own home, so no, but
Speaker 1: the mood was great. I just want to say that
Speaker 1: act that had nothing to do with the person ado
Speaker 1: toast with berries on it. It looked just a bit
Speaker 1: in l a way too long ricado toast you just ordered.
Speaker 1: You couldn't have made a ricotto toast and your own bitch,
Speaker 1: get this ship all the time. It's from Cooper Coffee
Speaker 1: in the West Village. I get at and the son
Speaker 1: of toasta you ordered toast from? Does that not sound
Speaker 1: fucking nuts? To you ordered toast? Never ordered an avocado
Speaker 1: toast from a delivery stores person? No, because guess what
Speaker 1: I have brought an avocado at the house. What I
Speaker 1: don't have a time bro for toast? I needed dukery, Mandy,
Speaker 1: I'm about the coast. Yeah, out your order and toast. Bro,
Speaker 1: let's get into the ship because bitch, bitch, come on,
Speaker 1: what's the hole? Okay? In a more and worth serious
Speaker 1: note and in a fucking insane no, we're recording this
Speaker 1: um a week before you hear it, or a few
Speaker 1: days before you hear it actually, but Um, last night
Speaker 1: they met Galla went on and in the middle of
Speaker 1: the sucking ship, the Supreme Court voted to overturn abortion rights,
Speaker 1: which is fucking sick. But to me, honestly, so I
Speaker 1: read this. This has actually been a conversation that we've
Speaker 1: been having over the last couple ship, the last like
Speaker 1: two years. Even during the pandemic when we were going
Speaker 1: through BLM, we saw a lot of the Southern states
Speaker 1: pushing to like become stricter on their abortion policies and laws. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Texas is one. Um. Alabama used to be pretty much
Speaker 1: the fucking entire Mason Dicks line um states which sucked
Speaker 1: through the So to see that this and and that's
Speaker 1: literally what we saw these states doing in the South. Um,
Speaker 1: what was kind of your reaction to, Like, so it's
Speaker 1: a there's a few things about it that are like
Speaker 1: a little bit confusing, Like can you still walk into
Speaker 1: an abortion clinic today? Yes, technically, But basically there was
Speaker 1: a draft majority opinion that was circulating inside of a
Speaker 1: courtroom and it was obtained by Politico. So the draft
Speaker 1: opinion is a full throated um decision, full throated I
Speaker 1: swear to god, it says full throated. Right when I said,
Speaker 1: you just got stuttered full throat. Damn, this is that
Speaker 1: spelt like throat, full throated something? Hold on, let me, man,
Speaker 1: I know that. No, we have to teach the people.
Speaker 1: So because let me find out I could actually be
Speaker 1: talking to somebody, say full throated. So definition of full
Speaker 1: throated produced or expressed with the full power of the voice,
Speaker 1: loud and powerful of full throated cry Okay, so it's complete,
Speaker 1: giving me complete and unreservedly enthusiastic, not unreservedly that is
Speaker 1: that really a word? So um is a decision that
Speaker 1: happened in ninety three with constant tuitional protections of abortion rights.
Speaker 1: And then there was Planned Parenthood versus Casey and ninety
Speaker 1: two that maintained the right, and then a lot of
Speaker 1: people have heard about Roe versus Wade, and then there's
Speaker 1: another one, Roe versus Casey, and it apparently says in
Speaker 1: the document that they want it overruled. It is opinion
Speaker 1: of the court it is time to heed the Constitution
Speaker 1: and return to the issue of abortion to the people's
Speaker 1: elected representatives. So which to me then makes it seem
Speaker 1: like instead of it being a federal thing, it'll be
Speaker 1: based on each UM, either city state. That's because you
Speaker 1: said people's elected, because elected representatives could be Yeah. But
Speaker 1: we also saw like literally, I'm in the group chat
Speaker 1: with my home girls and they're like, oh, it looks
Speaker 1: like you may as well move down a now, And
Speaker 1: I said, bitch, I don't need an abortion. Just fly
Speaker 1: out there, get a little sucks up, and come right back.
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta move out there because California is I
Speaker 1: know California governors right now. So here's why this is
Speaker 1: such a weird thing to happen. Right, So, the im
Speaker 1: mediate impact of the ruling UM was drafted in February,
Speaker 1: and it would literally be an end to a half
Speaker 1: a century guarantee of federal constitutional protection of abortion rights.
Speaker 1: And no draft decision in the modern history of the
Speaker 1: Court has ever been disclosed publicly while it was still pending.
Speaker 1: So this was leaked, right, And that's why it's okay
Speaker 1: quote unquote to UM still get one today, but there's
Speaker 1: an extraordinary window into their deliberations. UM. And yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a forty ten year old precedent. So it sucks because
Speaker 1: I mean, we've talked about abortion a lot on this show,
Speaker 1: but it's like first for so many women, there's reasons
Speaker 1: why we choose to get abortions. We should have the
Speaker 1: right for that. But this is also somewhat forcing us
Speaker 1: to get on birth control. And we've I've had tons
Speaker 1: of conversations with how invasive and how uncomfortable birth control is.
Speaker 1: Whether it's the pill, the patch, I U D like,
Speaker 1: it's either something that's surgically put into your body, it's
Speaker 1: something that's not I mean, it's all horrible, hormal that
Speaker 1: it makes us a bitches, It makes us completely different
Speaker 1: people not saying that like abortion is a safe form
Speaker 1: of birth control, that you shouldn't. It shouldn't be birth control,
Speaker 1: but be California voters may get a chance to add
Speaker 1: abortion protections to their state constitution. Um, and you know,
Speaker 1: California is really taking heed to make I mean New
Speaker 1: York is pretty liberal too, so I would think that, oh,
Speaker 1: of course they would make it that way as well
Speaker 1: here too, I mean New York City, if we have
Speaker 1: our different laws and taxes and everything. Though I know, um,
Speaker 1: I would just be very concerned to all of you
Speaker 1: who live in Red states. I think this is going
Speaker 1: to like a lot of the concertatives the conservative states
Speaker 1: are and of course red states Republican being more pro
Speaker 1: life than pro choice, those are the people that this
Speaker 1: should be concerned to me. I I wish like I
Speaker 1: was better educated on being able to understand the laws, because,
Speaker 1: like I know, even when Texas happened, I was super confused.
Speaker 1: I was like, can you get arrested if you go
Speaker 1: across the line, Like a lot of it feels like
Speaker 1: this fear factor stuff where you don't really know. But
Speaker 1: to know that the document was leaked and it looks
Speaker 1: like this, I think it's great that it happened because
Speaker 1: a lot of the leaders that are in place and
Speaker 1: elected officials in other states that are not for this
Speaker 1: can get prepared. I mean not only that, I think
Speaker 1: that we're in a space because of social media that
Speaker 1: we're we're we're literally it's the court of public opinion.
Speaker 1: So in terms of petitions being signed and whoever has
Speaker 1: to sign off on this, I think the uproar that
Speaker 1: it's causing hopefully will lead to it not being passed,
Speaker 1: not being signed. I'm actually appreciative that it's leaked because
Speaker 1: even in terms of um, oh God, please give me
Speaker 1: her name, um, the Freme Court just what I was
Speaker 1: doing right before, of course you were. Oh yeah, uh
Speaker 1: Katangi Brown so hard becoming a part of the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: There were a lot of people like that were videotaped
Speaker 1: into like knowing her credentials pretty much still saying no,
Speaker 1: But I do feel like a lot of people were
Speaker 1: leaned towards voting her in because they saw the pressure
Speaker 1: from just all of us, like social media, um, the
Speaker 1: people so to speak, um, Twitter, Instagram and all just
Speaker 1: the position signed and media. I think we have a
Speaker 1: large input on what goes on now in the world period.
Speaker 1: It's the same reason like right when people go to
Speaker 1: go to fucking court. What we're seeing now with fucking
Speaker 1: uh amber heard and Jonathan, what we're seeing with Tori
Speaker 1: and Meg, what we're like, there's so many things that
Speaker 1: are literally being based on the court of public opinion,
Speaker 1: not even the jury, not the judge. It's really like
Speaker 1: us influencing a lot of decisions. That's made it interesting
Speaker 1: too about social media because like I don't know if
Speaker 1: um you remember Casey Anthony's case, but it girl, yes
Speaker 1: in Florida and did you see did she recently? Did
Speaker 1: y'all see that? I don't know if y'all saw it.
Speaker 1: She recently came out and said, I'm finally ready to
Speaker 1: tell the truth. And I hope that she is not
Speaker 1: coming out to say that I really did kill my daughter,
Speaker 1: because you know, in America, this dumbaship, there's no double jeopardy.
Speaker 1: So she just came out, actually, um kiss Anson. Oh
Speaker 1: of course in a documentary, Oh god, damn whatever. It's
Speaker 1: given a man. She feels like, it's time we know
Speaker 1: you killed your motherfucking daughter. I don't think you don't
Speaker 1: say that. I think you don't think you know, why
Speaker 1: would you go make the documentary about it's giving bad Vegan?
Speaker 1: She did. She knew what she was doing, bro and
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I brought up Casey Anthony because we're
Speaker 1: from Orlando, and it was so easy to like everybody
Speaker 1: that lived there at the time, it was just like
Speaker 1: the small town, what the is going on? It was
Speaker 1: one of the biggest cases in the world. So when
Speaker 1: it was happening, I learned so much about jury and
Speaker 1: how they isolate you, and I was thinking, like, there's
Speaker 1: no way to do that. It's so hard to do that.
Speaker 1: There's no way to do that because you're so influence
Speaker 1: ain't no way anything you listen to, if you listen
Speaker 1: to a daily podcast, if you fucking ride a train,
Speaker 1: if you go to like just your consumed. You could
Speaker 1: be at a restaurant and over here people talking and
Speaker 1: honestly to like bitch with my mama, my friends. We
Speaker 1: we talk about the things they're still working night. And
Speaker 1: I say that because of course, obviously you can go
Speaker 1: to restaurant back in the day and here ship, but
Speaker 1: now people are obsessed with talking about it because they're
Speaker 1: all reading it and they all have their own opinions
Speaker 1: of it because everything is so fucking biased, so it's
Speaker 1: interesting and no wonder like people like getting their news
Speaker 1: from these fucking weirdos because everything is supervised. Anyway, let's
Speaker 1: get into the hor derve, because this one I thought
Speaker 1: was really funny, and so I was on a date
Speaker 1: at soho house overhearing another day just say he was nosy, bitch. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but let me tell you how I was last night.
Speaker 1: These white people started fighting me and Alex was outside
Speaker 1: walking the dog. He's like, should we go down the street?
Speaker 1: I said hell yeah, So then we start aholding the whiteness.
Speaker 1: So they were fighting hard. She was you shut the
Speaker 1: funk up, and then the mom was like, no, you,
Speaker 1: I've never been a mother to you. That's what you
Speaker 1: want to say Online they were it was a mom
Speaker 1: and daughter fighting her boyfriend. Bitch, it was bad white
Speaker 1: people and we're in downtown, like we're probably try backing.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I said, give me the doggie bag, and
Speaker 1: you don't want to even ship. I was like, let's
Speaker 1: just pretend, I said, right by these people acting like
Speaker 1: the dog with ship and picking up fake ships, I
Speaker 1: can here like, bitch, I don't give a fu, which
Speaker 1: is crazy because I don't know if you saw the
Speaker 1: recent thing that just happened, which has me thinking it's
Speaker 1: weird because we sat here and said you should step
Speaker 1: in if you see certain things happening. A woman was
Speaker 1: just killed for stepping up for her friend in a
Speaker 1: domestic violence situation. The boyfriend shot the friend for stepping into.
Speaker 1: This wasn't DV like to the point of life. I mean,
Speaker 1: if there was a boyfriend and a girlfriend in the
Speaker 1: mam I mean, I was walking with a man and
Speaker 1: he's a good friend of mine. He's not gonna watch
Speaker 1: no fuck nigger walling. We were watching the mama know
Speaker 1: the man was. He was like, oh, my girlfriend and
Speaker 1: her mama fighting. It was actually kind of funny, and
Speaker 1: it was like really like white people TV reality show.
Speaker 1: No you shut up, don't tell me to shut the
Speaker 1: funk up. Irom your fucking mother. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: bit digital moment. And then they started talking about Mother's day.
Speaker 1: A bitch was given, so not to fight given, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I say, I was say that's so I was
Speaker 1: on this date and I didn't want him to know
Speaker 1: I was being nosy, but I was. And then this
Speaker 1: thing it went to the bathroom, and I was so
Speaker 1: fucking happy because I heard a few words that sounded
Speaker 1: sexual and I was like, damn, what are these people
Speaker 1: talking about? And they were like on the couch behind me.
Speaker 1: So he goes to the bathroom and now I'm sucking
Speaker 1: earshot and like hustling bitch. So I hear them going
Speaker 1: back and forth about fantasies and then she's like, now
Speaker 1: you have to pick an outdoor one and he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: now you gotta pick one if we were on vacation,
Speaker 1: and now you gotta pick one if somebody else was involved.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, this is fucking I had
Speaker 1: to be like a tenth date. They might have been,
Speaker 1: they might have been together. I don't think they might
Speaker 1: have been together. But I also want to just make
Speaker 1: note it was only seven thirty at night. I said,
Speaker 1: a who bitch, all right, turn it up. So I
Speaker 1: had masturbating at work in the stall. Well, you had
Speaker 1: a job, like we're not to see here, not my
Speaker 1: new job. It doesn't be okay, but we're thought to
Speaker 1: see here. Talking about that was when I worked in
Speaker 1: telecommunications and I was very heavily stressed. Now I'm I'm
Speaker 1: just have a lot of freedom. I'm just saying you
Speaker 1: agon like wit spawn. We're talking about the seventh thirty, Bro,
Speaker 1: you judging judging it? I was so see and what
Speaker 1: about it? That's what I'm judging you for. Mascurating in
Speaker 1: the stall, that communicating when you are going to get beers.
Speaker 1: We're getting beer, bro, that's a common nor beer. But
Speaker 1: there's no blood, bro. So anyway, not the way I
Speaker 1: drawed that morning, M no mayo giving no anal sex.
Speaker 1: So I looked up to people's biggest sexual fantasies, and
Speaker 1: none of them were like sexy. They were just not
Speaker 1: as whole dying I'm trying to be gohay go because
Speaker 1: if I want to chop when she got outlined, this
Speaker 1: doesn't there's not need to finish this. Go bitch, go,
Speaker 1: go pus the home read the little what she was
Speaker 1: gonna say, whatever you was about to say. I'm listening, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read you some of these. What are these?
Speaker 1: These are the listeners what you're about? I just did,
Speaker 1: but I was dying. So these are sexual confessions that
Speaker 1: people like gave up online. Um. One night, my girlfriend
Speaker 1: and I were walking home after a party and saw
Speaker 1: that someone had thrown a mattress on the ground. At apart,
Speaker 1: we did have a fantasy of having sex outside, and
Speaker 1: sometimes people will put their crap outside, and so in
Speaker 1: the spur of the moment, we had sex in This
Speaker 1: ain't no way. This was New York and not with
Speaker 1: the bad bugs. It was Hey, nobody just sucking on
Speaker 1: a mattress outside. This is filthy, This is dirty, This
Speaker 1: is disgusting. No, I mean it's a little warman now,
Speaker 1: but it don't matter. Baby, we got bad bugs. And again,
Speaker 1: these are confessions and fantasies. This is fucking insane. So
Speaker 1: here we go. Here's another one. When I was twenty
Speaker 1: four and I had graduated. I was sitting at home
Speaker 1: most of the time, and I had obliged to very
Speaker 1: various companies for the job. I used to be alone
Speaker 1: at home, and the maid used to come during the
Speaker 1: afternoon as I was lonely, I would chat with her.
Speaker 1: Soon the talks became romantic, and one day I lost
Speaker 1: my virginity to her. We started having sex daily until
Speaker 1: she told me she was pregnant. It was mostly my baby,
Speaker 1: as her husband could not get her pregnant after three
Speaker 1: years of marriage. She was twenty eight. Then. During the
Speaker 1: time she was pregnant, we did not have sex, but
Speaker 1: we were very emotional about each other. After she delivered
Speaker 1: the baby, she started asking me to marry her, even
Speaker 1: though I would have sex with her to calm her down.
Speaker 1: I realized that having this child with her while her
Speaker 1: husband it wasn't her husband's was growing to be difficult.
Speaker 1: I somehow convinced my parents to take in the maid,
Speaker 1: as we felt bad with her for her with her child.
Speaker 1: We ended up living together. Nobody had a clue it
Speaker 1: was my baby, and I to this day live with
Speaker 1: my wife my son in the maid. No one has
Speaker 1: a clue that is mine. This is anonymous. It was
Speaker 1: five years ago, sent in you know what every time,
Speaker 1: like outside of the Seri're killing documentaries that I'll be
Speaker 1: watching like the ship we say on this show, just
Speaker 1: the human species is fucked up and trifle in this book.
Speaker 1: And this is why I trust the shoes. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine I don't believe that I was like, I'm coming
Speaker 1: with my maid. She's great. I've been with her for years.
Speaker 1: We basically grew up together. She's got a little boy
Speaker 1: and he's like, he's like a brother to me. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe that I'm speaking and doing a paternity. It
Speaker 1: depends what she looks like. Okay, here's some other craziest confessions.
Speaker 1: I once orgasm him eighty three times in one day
Speaker 1: in my mid teens. I was so depressed and I
Speaker 1: became addicted to masturbation as a coping mechant method. Can
Speaker 1: you not read your on stuff like I really would
Speaker 1: just like you to read it. Things submitted didn't say
Speaker 1: she masturbated on the plane. Thank you not? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: haven't gotten there. Maybe you left that detail out. Keep
Speaker 1: reading your confession so it says I wish I was exaggerating.
Speaker 1: I spent the entire day in bed masturbating, minus bathroom breaks,
Speaker 1: and even then sometimes it hurt to go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom because of how much I was touching myself. And
Speaker 1: this is from a woman, and I was from me.
Speaker 1: You know what? It made me think about the girl
Speaker 1: that we had on last week, because she talked about
Speaker 1: she couldn't stopped masturbating when she was on Molly. Oh,
Speaker 1: now this one is trump. Wasn't you no? You sure?
Speaker 1: I swear to god it was hurt. I gave a
Speaker 1: guy a blow job for three dollars so I could
Speaker 1: take my ex boyfriend out for our one year anniversary.
Speaker 1: And wait, say that again. This is just say this again.
Speaker 1: I gave a guy a blowjob for three d dollars
Speaker 1: so I could take out my ex boyfriend for a
Speaker 1: one year anniversary. I mean, shout out to her. Getting
Speaker 1: three hundred alls for dick suck is actually that's that's good.
Speaker 1: Where I got some money. I made reservations where I
Speaker 1: had to put down a deposit. And it turns out
Speaker 1: my boyfriend didn't want to go. In the end, no,
Speaker 1: she left. If she made that shot all the table,
Speaker 1: she at least lost at that three hunt once where
Speaker 1: I was fifteen, I was jerking off and watching a
Speaker 1: jerk off instruction video, and I'm gonna be honest, I
Speaker 1: found it so kinky that a woman was telling me
Speaker 1: what to do and helping someone jerk off, telling me
Speaker 1: to speed up, get me to the edge, and finally
Speaker 1: she said, put something up my ask. The closest thing
Speaker 1: I had was an orange highlighter, So I put the
Speaker 1: highlighter up my ass and Unford, all right, it's time
Speaker 1: to move on to the next what's the lid? Came
Speaker 1: the next segment in my wrectum. The next one is
Speaker 1: because yeah, if you first off, why would you put
Speaker 1: the lid part up? Yes, it's yeah, it's beastly because like,
Speaker 1: not only is there a lead, that's the part where
Speaker 1: the motherfuck' how would you put the lid part up? Yes,
Speaker 1: that is what we're doing. Yes, Yes, I just don't
Speaker 1: understand people like best be smart, Like I told you,
Speaker 1: at least when the nigga like sent me the video
Speaker 1: of him like putting the wave brush in his ass,
Speaker 1: he put a condom over the wood handle, Like, be
Speaker 1: smart if you're gonna use non traditional items to put
Speaker 1: up your I agree. You know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: hate you don't what we're doing X. We're not doing this, Okay.
Speaker 1: Our horrible decision for this week is date night. And
Speaker 1: Mandy and I Loki went on a date night. Calm down, down,
Speaker 1: I say it wasn't I'm saying it wasn't a place that.
Speaker 1: When it wasn't a date night, we ain't going on
Speaker 1: a date. We went on what would be called a
Speaker 1: date night. I would call it a field trip. It
Speaker 1: was giving field trip for work purpose. It was field trip.
Speaker 1: Now I learned that it's company for a team. I
Speaker 1: had no fucking idea what the number one that should say?
Speaker 1: Xise something and I said, all I know is purpose. Funny,
Speaker 1: we are literally at this place with this bich just
Speaker 1: like so, I don't know how to read from a number.
Speaker 1: But it's just a v elemental P. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. You used to call it fervorce when
Speaker 1: you went forever X X side. I never did that
Speaker 1: in my life. Never in my life did I do
Speaker 1: such a thing. Never because she no one did that.
Speaker 1: You know what this is giving boys? This is giving
Speaker 1: boys double I men, nigga, that's what it's giving it's
Speaker 1: giving and you need to can I for a second.
Speaker 1: At the mall in Orlando, Forever twenty one first came about.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I was a kid and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh ship Forever X X side and
Speaker 1: I used to always go over there because they had
Speaker 1: cheap clothes and they still do, still trucking every episode.
Speaker 1: We remind the entire world we're from Florida, Florida education.
Speaker 1: I just felt like I don't really know dog whatever.
Speaker 1: Forever X X hide and then finally I had a
Speaker 1: call one time for a return and then they said
Speaker 1: it was Foreverence twenty one. I said forever um only.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we went to Company X Savvy and uh fourteen.
Speaker 1: So Mandy and I had done an episode or here
Speaker 1: in a few weeks, and we were talking about the
Speaker 1: different forms of burlesque and I believe they'll get this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And basically she was like, yo, um, we should go
Speaker 1: and see checkout this one in Brooklyn. I had no
Speaker 1: idea what I was doing on so this is uh.
Speaker 1: I came across this company, this burlesque show through a
Speaker 1: sex noir she had she had went and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: bit this looks fire. Where is this? So she gave
Speaker 1: me the company's name, and it's something that I've just
Speaker 1: been wanting to go to for the last couple of months.
Speaker 1: I've been really into burlesque. I think I've been talking
Speaker 1: about it for a couple of months now. Like I
Speaker 1: told you, I went to bathtub gin Um. When I
Speaker 1: went to nsf W one night, they had a burlesque performer.
Speaker 1: I've been really into burlesque um and I just really
Speaker 1: wanted to go to this show because I think sometimes
Speaker 1: we start to regress and like the the things we
Speaker 1: get turned on for, Like I like really like hardcore porn,
Speaker 1: and now I'm like going back and like now I
Speaker 1: don't want to see nothing right. And then you go
Speaker 1: to sex clubs and I feel like when you were
Speaker 1: actually wouldn't compare like to me, I would do that
Speaker 1: you're being no, but let me just say being able
Speaker 1: to watch people have sex right, you see full fledged
Speaker 1: bodies like you've seen it all the sex club I've
Speaker 1: been to some of the sex clubs you've been doing
Speaker 1: like they'd be doing wild ship. To be watching something
Speaker 1: that is teasing when you're so used to wildness and
Speaker 1: spread to like heighten the sensuality, Like I get super
Speaker 1: turned on never last, and I think it's because I
Speaker 1: see I don't I get turned on. It was I
Speaker 1: just wanted to the one girl. I did get horny though,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't horny like to me, I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you, like being like knowing so many people are
Speaker 1: still even unfamiliar with what for lesque is to me,
Speaker 1: it's just like maybe succumbing more to the entire lifestyle altogether.
Speaker 1: Like I truly like the nude beach, I like sex clubs,
Speaker 1: I like lifestyle members I like the conversations, I like
Speaker 1: the group of people, like the four more erotic dining
Speaker 1: dinner that I'm doing, not making any money from it, literally,
Speaker 1: just I want more people to experience this. Like I
Speaker 1: truly just love being a part of this whole lifestyle,
Speaker 1: which is why I'm having beers with my ex Nigga,
Speaker 1: because like to be able to share in this space
Speaker 1: with another black man that is super attractive. And not
Speaker 1: to bringing it up as the I'm just saying, no,
Speaker 1: I really enjoy being in this lifestyle and I don't
Speaker 1: think I can find myself regressing to more normal terms
Speaker 1: of like monogamy or someone who's not comfortable in this space.
Speaker 1: This is really I think becoming like a part of
Speaker 1: who I enjoy being. And so the more I can
Speaker 1: kind of dive into this space and meet new people
Speaker 1: and see other people embracing their sexuality, I think it
Speaker 1: leans more into me knowing like this is I literally
Speaker 1: even posted it when we're there, I was like, this
Speaker 1: is my world. I really enjoy being around like queer people,
Speaker 1: gay people, uh, Polly people's swingers. Like that's why I maybe,
Speaker 1: like Keata knows more than you enjoyed it. Like I
Speaker 1: feel like this is my world, and so to have
Speaker 1: found a partner who enjoys it and embraces it as
Speaker 1: much as me, that's why I like, I'm not ready
Speaker 1: for him to get out of my life, but I
Speaker 1: want to be win. But like I enjoy even the
Speaker 1: journey that he's been on and finding what he enjoys
Speaker 1: about this space, Like it's like we've explored this together
Speaker 1: and we've went to all of these new spaces and
Speaker 1: seeing these things together, Like I saw bur lesque with
Speaker 1: him for the first time, Like we went to the
Speaker 1: place together. So I think it's more that I actually
Speaker 1: don't like teasing. That's why I don't like these bitches,
Speaker 1: Like I don't like to be teased, like I'm used
Speaker 1: to see him pussy and titties. So them little tassels
Speaker 1: and ship I was like this, just take them things off,
Speaker 1: let us see it. It was cute, So it was
Speaker 1: more giving to me Broadway show and to me it
Speaker 1: was more fun that we went to but burlesque normally do,
Speaker 1: but no, this was like this. This particular thing that
Speaker 1: we went to had a clear it's called the Seven
Speaker 1: Endly Sins, and you get to watch each sin throughout.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful and this variety shows type of way,
Speaker 1: but it was a lot of surprises. When something popped
Speaker 1: out at you were dropped down, which I ain't a lie.
Speaker 1: When the light went off, I said, no, it was beautiful.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful. That dull. The reason um, I was saying,
Speaker 1: you might remind you of Broadways because there was a
Speaker 1: common theme throughout and there was a there was some narrative,
Speaker 1: and then there was a lot of singing. There was
Speaker 1: a ton of thing. Each each act had a song
Speaker 1: that went with it. So that is something I for
Speaker 1: sure was that was unexpecting to me. Um and what's
Speaker 1: crazy too, was it gradually got more kinky, got more burlesque.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was until the very last act
Speaker 1: that we even saw the girl with her tassels and
Speaker 1: she sat on a man and put them in our
Speaker 1: like put them titters in his face and ship. That
Speaker 1: was cool. And I also like that people weren't on
Speaker 1: stage the whole time. There was performances from no matter
Speaker 1: what seat you're at, that's fire. I like that you
Speaker 1: got that in the fucking room. It was beautiful. I
Speaker 1: loved it. Now in terms of it being a date night, um,
Speaker 1: it was expensive. So just no, there is no dinner.
Speaker 1: It's literally just like a Broadway show. So the tickets
Speaker 1: were expensive, but it's like so it's like two wandered
Speaker 1: allars per person. But then also there's drinks and gourmet snacks,
Speaker 1: so no, we gotta talk about a stay. So that
Speaker 1: it was funny. It's your fault. Black struffle chips, champagne,
Speaker 1: pop pampagne, white chocolate, popcorn, truffle chocolate, ni I said,
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's very like a popcorn, but no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was moonshine was good, though they had a moonshine
Speaker 1: drink it was, and the drinks were New York prices,
Speaker 1: So expect to spend another like say a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: on drinks. That's snacks for sure. But we can give
Speaker 1: you tempers a huhre code horrible company x iv dot
Speaker 1: com backslash tickets code horrible. Get your tempers in off. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's definitely an investment into the date. But I think
Speaker 1: it's something that would be considered the expensive date night.
Speaker 1: So like I wanted to kind of just go in
Speaker 1: like three little segments like expensive, cheap, and then at
Speaker 1: home date. This for sure on the on the hierarchy
Speaker 1: of a very expensive day. Again, especially if you go
Speaker 1: out to dinner, expect to spend probably easily anywhere from
Speaker 1: four hundreds of thousand dollars for for that night two people,
Speaker 1: along with four for the night. If you want to
Speaker 1: have dinner too, nigga, they anybody spent six. I mean
Speaker 1: maybe it's a five all the night. It's four just
Speaker 1: for the tickets. You're saying dinner after they they don't
Speaker 1: keep dinner there. That there's no food there. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. If you want to do dinner in this show,
Speaker 1: easily um as much as them tickets, I thought. I
Speaker 1: thought it was great. I will say I do want
Speaker 1: to of a warning though, though it's burlesque, I know,
Speaker 1: like kind of what we think of burlesque, this is
Speaker 1: very queer centered, queer focus. So to me, there's no
Speaker 1: like besides even Adam, there's no real like woman character.
Speaker 1: There's women in there. They've got the tassels and chitty's.
Speaker 1: But like when she said, think of Broadway mixed with
Speaker 1: drag race, maybe because they've got corsets on, like the
Speaker 1: outfits are not. There's there's male ass the entire time,
Speaker 1: like they're in jock straps. It's like if you're but
Speaker 1: not like super Game. No. But if if your male
Speaker 1: partner is not comfortable with seeing other men naked, or
Speaker 1: other men asked or other men in jock straps, do
Speaker 1: not bring up like my Homegirl dates of Jamaican, I said,
Speaker 1: no way, do not bring that man. He will ask
Speaker 1: to leave Mitchell, what the throw? I know men who
Speaker 1: won't even be comfortable at drag shows or drag brunchests.
Speaker 1: Fair honest like not everyone is queer are friendly. If
Speaker 1: you don't have a queer friendly nigga, this is not
Speaker 1: the show for him. I'm gonna be completely honest. I
Speaker 1: just don't think it's that Yes it is. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: was a outside in our face. Damn here, you know what.
Speaker 1: I was born in San Francisco, which means my mom
Speaker 1: is pretty much a gay man. You're also friends with
Speaker 1: all gay Like you said, you grew up with drag queens.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like me right, I'm like, no, Okay,
Speaker 1: if your man, if your man, or if they are
Speaker 1: somewhat an inkling of homophobic, do not bring them to
Speaker 1: eat the pussy. Also, so anyway, cheap date night, Okay,
Speaker 1: I have just two tips. I know it sounds like
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal, but for real, look up
Speaker 1: in your city the museum days that are pay as
Speaker 1: you wish museum dates. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: but it's like you get to almost have dinner because
Speaker 1: you have to talk so much, and then you walk.
Speaker 1: It's like an activity date. I got some dating advice
Speaker 1: from someone, uh during a Sexyles episode, and she kept
Speaker 1: saying activity dates or the ship because even if you're
Speaker 1: like kind of confused on what to do, you can
Speaker 1: do something else. People get really awkward on dates. Right,
Speaker 1: and when you're sitting in dinner, maybe be too formal,
Speaker 1: so walking and talking. And also it's not like too
Speaker 1: broke boyish. If you don't want to like spender, at
Speaker 1: least you could just go to the museum. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, because broke boys, let's go take a
Speaker 1: walk around. I hate it someone taking any museum. You
Speaker 1: hate it. There's not a lot of women that might
Speaker 1: hate that, though that might just be you. It's not
Speaker 1: just me. I promise you. Museums are working boring. I
Speaker 1: mean I can't agree to me they are as someone
Speaker 1: that lives in New York bro and literally travels and
Speaker 1: finds a museum. Everybody to the moment he was like, beet,
Speaker 1: you ready for drinks? Maybe all though, but not everybody
Speaker 1: agrees this. So I'm just gonna I'm just sharing my opinion.
Speaker 1: I'm not arguing to me, well if am I not
Speaker 1: speaking for myself here? To me, museums are fucking boring.
Speaker 1: I do not want a man to take me to
Speaker 1: a museum. I've gone the only museum I likes, and
Speaker 1: it was only the bottom floor because we turned into
Speaker 1: fucking conspiracy theorists. Was the African American music m in
Speaker 1: DC loved it. We went from there to talking about
Speaker 1: sports and Oprah because that was the top floor, but
Speaker 1: like that was the quick. Yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: mands that are on dating apps that kind of don't
Speaker 1: know how much to spend on a date. And a
Speaker 1: lot of times you don't want to take someone to
Speaker 1: dinner because it might feel too formal. And then sometimes
Speaker 1: a bar, maybe someone doesn't want to go for drinks.
Speaker 1: But if you want to be super you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's do something together, but you don't have to spend
Speaker 1: money because it's not like you're doing a game night
Speaker 1: or some ship. The museum is easy because if you're
Speaker 1: fucking with them, you can take them somewhere after and
Speaker 1: that's when you could go have a meal or some
Speaker 1: ship like that. But I think it's a very neutral,
Speaker 1: like we've never met before a date. My thing about
Speaker 1: museums two kind of gotta be quiet. You gotta read
Speaker 1: with the painting about It's just like then these things
Speaker 1: be bigg as like no, I'm tired now, bro I
Speaker 1: want to go. You'd be having to read a ship.
Speaker 1: Then it's like brod could have made this a how
Speaker 1: to fund this guy, ain't you know it really shows
Speaker 1: goes to show I date niggas there are like my type.
Speaker 1: I've never dated a nigga that don't like doing ship
Speaker 1: like that, like thank you, thank you. It's for arap
Speaker 1: there for people that do. I don't like going to
Speaker 1: a motherfucking bar, you tell them I want a bar hop,
Speaker 1: I want to go bowling. I maybe want to go
Speaker 1: like even I had fun hiking. That was fun too,
Speaker 1: But because that's where we really got to talk, like
Speaker 1: we're going through the ship like the hiking is cool,
Speaker 1: like workout is also in my broke port. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: don't invite me to the fucking gym. If we just
Speaker 1: said you like hiking. Hiking is not playing a fitness bit,
Speaker 1: I should say workout, Hi, bring me up for many
Speaker 1: you with a Friday. We're at the gym. And now
Speaker 1: there's people I don't let me have this one. Damn
Speaker 1: give them the advice. I'm saying the ship that I'm
Speaker 1: like others like I know, but where you literally just
Speaker 1: said you like hiking, Hiking to me is a workout
Speaker 1: day because you're being active again. But it's not the gym,
Speaker 1: you see, that's the fucking workout dog, but it's not's
Speaker 1: the gym out, but it's not the gym, that's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't think the gym is a date,
Speaker 1: though you just said it was. It was a broth
Speaker 1: boy date, broke boy workout date. A workout date is like,
Speaker 1: like you see what I'm okay. The gym to me
Speaker 1: is about a date. So that's why I'm saying, go hiking.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna bring up. But I do
Speaker 1: not think that, Uh, the gym is a good idea
Speaker 1: for a date, but like a workout date, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: a workout one low key. I'm sorry, but you can't
Speaker 1: wear regular clothes to a height. What you gotta wear
Speaker 1: sneakers and fucking tights and ship and the sports broad
Speaker 1: beach which is cute and workout clothes. Oh back to
Speaker 1: the um um the Art Ship For anyone who's interested,
Speaker 1: This app I use called c Saw s E E
Speaker 1: s aw. You go on there and it shows you
Speaker 1: all the lit galleries and the installations like if you like,
Speaker 1: like um art installations are like sculptures or whatever. You
Speaker 1: can just bounce around um especially in New York. It's
Speaker 1: sucking litt and I know, we have a lot of
Speaker 1: people here in New York. You could literally walk down
Speaker 1: the street and it just keeps showing you where the
Speaker 1: next one is already hit as fun as fun, And I've,
Speaker 1: like Loki, had those kinds of dates, like kind of
Speaker 1: drinking and bouncing around. I've had fun with those, um
Speaker 1: And then here's my at home date. I got one
Speaker 1: for if you're fucking and one if you're not fucking.
Speaker 1: If you're fucking, I think one of you should surprise
Speaker 1: the other one lingerie if you you know, if your
Speaker 1: ladies men, whatever, whoever de lingery. And then you got
Speaker 1: to make your own porn. I did this ship a
Speaker 1: long time ago, and it was one of the funnest dates.
Speaker 1: And I didn't really talk about it horrible because I
Speaker 1: didn't realize what I did. But I was like, tonight
Speaker 1: as the night we're making the movie Bitch. I set
Speaker 1: the scene. I even moved it around the house, and
Speaker 1: he was laughing at me because he thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Nigga, I'm a DP the funk,
Speaker 1: And I got my iPhone and my iPad. I had
Speaker 1: two angles on the hoe and we went from the
Speaker 1: fucking island you remember showing you one of my things.
Speaker 1: I was like low light and we were in the
Speaker 1: kitchen and he like picked me up and put me
Speaker 1: from the couch over there. Bro that ship as fun
Speaker 1: as fun. But anyway, you do this as a date night,
Speaker 1: could you get ready to make your only fans cloak
Speaker 1: key porn? And then after when you make the video,
Speaker 1: you can like send it as a surprise. I love
Speaker 1: making sex movies, and I think if you've never made
Speaker 1: one with someone, that ship is hot. The other one
Speaker 1: if you're not fucking this is some real again broke
Speaker 1: boy set, but this is some shift. I'm into a
Speaker 1: weed date at home with penitentiary platters. Hear me out.
Speaker 1: I love watching these goddamn jail food interview like videos.
Speaker 1: Mandy went on eating while broke, and everybody loves talking
Speaker 1: about they fucking broke beals. Nigga, I went to this house.
Speaker 1: We got high as fuck, and he was like, just
Speaker 1: bring some high food. So with the trader Joe, I
Speaker 1: got cheese, I got case the deal, but I got
Speaker 1: truffle oil because bitch, I've been a frience and we
Speaker 1: had so much fun making food together and it was
Speaker 1: like one of the cutest dates I've ever had, like
Speaker 1: super fun, and then I'm allergic to eggs, so he
Speaker 1: got me some just egg like. It was fun as fun,
Speaker 1: and we kept like making food and getting high and
Speaker 1: smoking weed and making out. But that also will get
Speaker 1: your pussy drive, so just watch out for that if
Speaker 1: you think you might suck the nigger. That's all I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say. But try to just be as creative as
Speaker 1: you can on dates. I feel like something that one
Speaker 1: of my homegirls has been having a grape with is
Speaker 1: this dude will just invite her over for dinner. She's like,
Speaker 1: it's not even that. He's like, I'm trying to complain
Speaker 1: about the nigga cooking for me more so then like
Speaker 1: that's it. She's like, he don't do anything sighting. He'll
Speaker 1: never be like, all right, tonight, We're going to Thailand
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make some fucking noodles, bitch Like She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cute cooked. And then I have a movie theater
Speaker 1: in my building, so I like bought all the movie snacks.
Speaker 1: We went downstairs and we picked a movie because like
Speaker 1: the theater in my building, you just connected to any
Speaker 1: of the streaming platforms, So there's tons of movies. That's so,
Speaker 1: I've never used the media room in the building. No,
Speaker 1: it's a movie theater. It's not a media room. That's
Speaker 1: the office. I call it a media room because it
Speaker 1: ain't a room movie theater. Oh no, I have a
Speaker 1: theater like a whole movie theater. Movie theater seats a
Speaker 1: big screen. Like it's a movie theater. That's not don't
Speaker 1: count if this out outside? Do it? What movie theaters
Speaker 1: are outside? You're taking the driving. I'm thinking to AMC
Speaker 1: when people have theaters in thetment, like, man, we get
Speaker 1: the whole theater to ourselves and we get to pick
Speaker 1: the movie. And no, because there's camera picked out. My goddamn,
Speaker 1: I ain't get kicked out of where I live at. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was um I wanted to do the date
Speaker 1: night went obviously because Mandy and I went on the date.
Speaker 1: And then also I feel like a lot of people
Speaker 1: um have been hitting me up, not like on some
Speaker 1: homemaale ship, but this kind of feels like a homemal
Speaker 1: because I've been talking about data apps and people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know in my d ms, like what do you
Speaker 1: do on the dating apps? Women are asking me where
Speaker 1: do you go with them? Do you want to go
Speaker 1: places like this like if he If you meet people
Speaker 1: on data app, just make sure it's in public. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so none of the broke boys ship. Don't go over
Speaker 1: nobody's house when you first meet them. I like the
Speaker 1: bar idea because you can have a drink if it
Speaker 1: doesn't go well. Sometimes you can talk to the people
Speaker 1: around you that people they are doing, like day dates.
Speaker 1: Though I've been noticing that I love day dates. I
Speaker 1: don't want to meet you like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The bars feels a little nighttime. And so if you
Speaker 1: meet us someone at two three o'clock, which is giving
Speaker 1: happy hour, like especially for a lot of people, men
Speaker 1: may not want to spend that money on women like
Speaker 1: I used to like when I was on dating apps,
Speaker 1: happy hours was my go to, like, especially if I
Speaker 1: was going on a date during the week. I don't
Speaker 1: want to wait till dinner, like I just got off
Speaker 1: at five. I'm not waiting in the city for a
Speaker 1: later time, like let's just go now. So I love
Speaker 1: a good happy hour right after work so I can
Speaker 1: still be home by eight o'clock. I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm more thinking in terms of like some I've been noticing,
Speaker 1: like some people are feeling like food and sitting down together.
Speaker 1: It's super middle I don't think so, but a lot
Speaker 1: of people that listen to us might be younger. Like
Speaker 1: I said, go get some drinks, get some picklebags. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I love to put people on some pickle bags, but
Speaker 1: I'm white. Okay, we're not going to do that. You
Speaker 1: are okay? Anyways, guy, you see my hair, oh my god,
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Speaker 1: so much. Um, let us know if y'all go on
Speaker 1: any of the dates that were mentioned in this episode.
Speaker 1: Let me have you make your penitential chas God. And
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