WEBVTT - No Hair Weaves

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject our modern day full house isn't working okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>right now Junior is in for the nephew with the

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call for today. What you got Junior? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he left us with no how are we okay? How

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<v Speaker 1>we heah? Yeah, we're right now. We run a cat Hello. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach Resa. Please reesa. Hi Resa. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Byron, Byron from the job. How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay? How are you buying? I'm good. Listen. I

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<v Speaker 1>hate to call you after hours at your home, but

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<v Speaker 1>there has been some new issues that will be going

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<v Speaker 1>into effect. That was just tomorrow morning, and we're calling

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<v Speaker 1>everyone letting them know the new changes that have been

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<v Speaker 1>um issued that will take effect first thing tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're giving every want to call, so don't be alarmed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just give me a call letting you know what

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<v Speaker 1>the what the higher ups have changed. Okay, okay, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. Okay, as up tomorrow, what's gonna happen is

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<v Speaker 1>when you guys come in, you'll be issued a new

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<v Speaker 1>key card and that particular card will actually registers when

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<v Speaker 1>you come in and go out. Okay, all right. Second

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<v Speaker 1>one is there will no longer be any personal internet

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<v Speaker 1>at the job any longer. You won't be able. They're

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<v Speaker 1>actually putting a block on all computers. All the computers

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<v Speaker 1>will no longer be able to go to a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of these sites that you guys go to that you've

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<v Speaker 1>been um, that's been available here in the past. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. The last one is reesa do you um,

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<v Speaker 1>do you wear a hair weave? What do you wear

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<v Speaker 1>a hair weave or a wig? Okay, well, here's one

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<v Speaker 1>thing and hopefully you can get this change about tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no weaves or hair or wigs gonna be allowed,

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<v Speaker 1>uh at the job site from this point on. So

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<v Speaker 1>as of tomorrow morning, everyone must be wearing their natural hair.

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<v Speaker 1>You're joking. Uh No, These are the issues that are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be that are in stated, and these are going

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<v Speaker 1>to take effect as of tomorrow morning, seven o'clock. What

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<v Speaker 1>does hair we've to have to do with any of

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<v Speaker 1>these changes? The first two I can understand punching in

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<v Speaker 1>and being on the internet. Yes, that's something that that corporate,

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<v Speaker 1>But how are we even you're getting interchangings. Are they're

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<v Speaker 1>looking down upon it. Uh, wigs and hair weaves they

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<v Speaker 1>have to go. So I'm assuming that if you, like

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<v Speaker 1>you said, you do have one, it doesn't come out

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<v Speaker 1>there taking it down now and prepare your hair to

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<v Speaker 1>be natural as you come into work tomorrow. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>taking my hair down. I've been here seven years and

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<v Speaker 1>I've dealt with all the changes that y'all have made.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's no way that I'm taking my hair we've down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I wish your name Byron. Yes, my name

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<v Speaker 1>is Byron, and I'm sorry. Let's get back to a weave.

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<v Speaker 1>This has You're gonna have to do something. Is there's

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<v Speaker 1>someone that you can call tonight to help you get

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<v Speaker 1>your hair down and so you can look presentable with

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<v Speaker 1>your natural hair tomorrow. No, my, We've calls over two

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<v Speaker 1>three dollars and I'm not about to take that down.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it takes a long time to take that down. Okay, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean is this something Maybe you can take it

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<v Speaker 1>down and just wear it on the weekends, because as

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<v Speaker 1>of now, you're not gonna be allowed to actually wear

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<v Speaker 1>it on the property. And how will you know if

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<v Speaker 1>someone has a weave or not. Are you gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>head checks or something? Okay, I'm ma'am. I'm not quite

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<v Speaker 1>sure what they're gonna do to check it. But by

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<v Speaker 1>you telling me that you you have a we've, then

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<v Speaker 1>I have to write it down that you have confirmed

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<v Speaker 1>that you do, and we got to make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow morning you're not wearing one. But you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what my natural hair looks like from my we've. Are

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<v Speaker 1>You heard how much I pay for it, So it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good we've, ma'am. It's not about how good you

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<v Speaker 1>know the quality of your weave or anything. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>want it. They want natural hair. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that means. But they're going natural. They're going green, they're

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<v Speaker 1>going natural. I don't know what it is. They're going natural,

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<v Speaker 1>and so will you. Tomorrow morning you need to come

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<v Speaker 1>in with your hair completely down. Okay, I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not taking my weave now. Okay, what is that

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<v Speaker 1>y'all gonna write me up or something? Okay, ma'am. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you not want your job? Yeah? I want my job,

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<v Speaker 1>But this don't make no sense. You're talking about personal appearance.

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<v Speaker 1>I can understand y'all have a dress coach and enforcing

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<v Speaker 1>a dress code, that's one thing, But but telling somebody

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<v Speaker 1>to change that. Have you lost your mind? Man? You're crazy, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I have other people that I have

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<v Speaker 1>to call. Bottom line is get your hat out and

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<v Speaker 1>get your butt in the word tomorrow and let's not

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<v Speaker 1>go back and forth anymore. Okay, Well, listen, by rand

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<v Speaker 1>you're a long mine. If you're thinking I'm taking my weave,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not taking out at all. Refa is coming up

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<v Speaker 1>in there with her hair and I'm gonna sit down

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<v Speaker 1>at my desk and do job. Y'all gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>drag me out there. Have something weave? You lost your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>You and your powers that be or whoever they may be.

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<v Speaker 1>You tell them that I said that. Womenute? Womenute? Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you telling me that you're coming in regardless with

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<v Speaker 1>your hair on? Right? That's what I just said. And

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<v Speaker 1>then then we need Why don't you go ahead and

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<v Speaker 1>bring some boxes in because you may I'm not you

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<v Speaker 1>bring this, man, I don't want to have to pack.

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<v Speaker 1>You get your stuff and box it up, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>losing your job because you can't take you You know

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<v Speaker 1>what you can do that because I'm a call the

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<v Speaker 1>news station and tell them you're dragging me out of

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<v Speaker 1>behind some weaves. Who wrong? You're wrong? You're wrong? You stupid?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna You need to watch your language, young lady?

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<v Speaker 1>Why I need to watch my language? I'm at home.

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<v Speaker 1>You call me on my own home phone and on

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<v Speaker 1>my time. I'm at my house. I'm not on your flock.

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<v Speaker 1>I say what I want to say on my phone. Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say what I want on my phone? And

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll let you go and you can come into

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<v Speaker 1>the work anyway you want to tomorrow. What is it Bible?

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<v Speaker 1>And what else you got to say? I want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. I want to tell you that your girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>Jennifer at your job got me to plank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I know you, Hey, reason this is this

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<v Speaker 1>is neph your time baby from the Steve Harby. What's

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<v Speaker 1>your Jennifer? Your co worker got me to prank phone

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<v Speaker 1>call pressure. I'm gonna kill tomorrow and I'm gonna pull

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<v Speaker 1>a whole weave out. You want to come down there

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<v Speaker 1>and watch me drink out of the pressure. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>be doing that to me behind my weave. I paid

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<v Speaker 1>too much money on my kids. Oh ain't nothing like

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<v Speaker 1>a black woman and he ha oh man, Okay, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing to ask you, girl, What

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<v Speaker 1>is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 1>in the lad well? After this prank? You played too much? Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>You know how you mean? You're the king of pranks? Bag?

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<v Speaker 1>What it is the greatest? Come on now, Tommy, there's

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<v Speaker 1>nobody better than you. I don't care if we have

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<v Speaker 1>to man in cam you better get to him. Tommy, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>we all honor you. That's right. You may be short

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<v Speaker 1>in stature, but you're big when it comes the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>we've ever seen. You're tall when it comes to over

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<v Speaker 1>the king got to pray. Yeah, well that's my great

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<v Speaker 1>You know you don't come on that well. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>little king though, see that you're not a tall kid, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a little king. A matter of fact, you could

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<v Speaker 1>wear my Young King collection. You know, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna mess around? Open up for me. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>open up for tom Let me tell you something. You

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<v Speaker 1>got decent career and everything, and what you're doing in

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<v Speaker 1>stand up is really making waves. But don't ever threaten

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<v Speaker 1>me to come back and be your opening act again. Hill,

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<v Speaker 1>because you want have nothing you can do. You mustn't

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<v Speaker 1>forgot who I am. I'm one of the original kings

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<v Speaker 1>of coming. I have sold more tickets in a night.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you ain't only one on TV. Oh oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, ready, ready to love it is coming up

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<v Speaker 1>well down. Congratulations, man, your TV show got picked up.

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing great timming. Really congratulations. I need you to

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<v Speaker 1>recognize that. Oh dog, I recognized that, But I need

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<v Speaker 1>you to recognize who you're talking to when you tell

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<v Speaker 1>me that I'm an open for you. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to stop that type of talk before you mess around

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<v Speaker 1>and I come down there open for you one time

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<v Speaker 1>and you find out what it really happened. Be careful

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<v Speaker 1>what you wish for. Yeah, because I'm gonna walk off

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<v Speaker 1>about eight inches a hot ass tall on that stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you walk your little lass out there on it

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<v Speaker 1>if you won't to, but it's gonna be sticky, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>coming up at the top of the hour. You got

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<v Speaker 1>more jokes than you to write about four minutes after

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<v Speaker 1>it's my strawberry letter For today, the subject is our

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<v Speaker 1>modern day full house. We'll get into it right after

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<v Speaker 1>this