Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Scott.
Speaker 2: How are you doing today? Andrew?
Speaker 1: I am wonderful Scott.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You know, it's been a day. I was here for
Speaker 2: a meltdown, So let's just start it. Yes, it's the
Speaker 2: ball Chat. Hey can we have a chat? Andrew? Yes?
Speaker 2: So have you ever done something in life and you
Speaker 2: thought it was really good and then it all went
Speaker 2: to hell?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: So we just recorded a really good episode of Serial Killers?
Speaker 2: Really good. I liked it. Were nice to each other,
Speaker 2: we had a good time. We said a lot of
Speaker 2: funny things. Yeah, and then I went to listen to it.
Speaker 2: My mic was not even on. So I'm angry because
Speaker 2: there was a waste of time. I'm angry because it
Speaker 2: was really good.
Speaker 1: It was a good episode.
Speaker 2: I would have liked it. Yeah, it was fun, and
Speaker 2: I don't feel like I want to recreate it. I
Speaker 2: just want to move on and it is what it is,
Speaker 2: because when you try to do the same thing again,
Speaker 2: it's not the same.
Speaker 1: So are we not going to do those We'll do.
Speaker 2: Those cereals, but you know it's just going to be
Speaker 2: It'll be a quick five minute episode where we'll just
Speaker 2: review the serials and call it a day. We won't
Speaker 2: have any fun banter and you know it is what
Speaker 2: it is. You kicked a box. I'm angry there was
Speaker 2: something's a glass in that box. But whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I haven't seen you that mad before.
Speaker 2: It's just it's been it's been a rough thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it was a rough ten minutes. The
Speaker 1: episode went great.
Speaker 2: Oh it was a twenty minute episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the past ten minutes you've been raging.
Speaker 2: I have my ear still red? Or have I cooled
Speaker 2: down just a bit? I can't really tell. I mean
Speaker 2: the HD camera does show off your ears though. Anyway,
Speaker 2: welcome to bull Chat.
Speaker 1: Yay, it's bull Chat time.
Speaker 2: I don't think that we're doing it every Wednesday yet,
Speaker 2: Yeah we are. We are. Yep, we don't have enough
Speaker 2: of them in the can.
Speaker 1: As they said, we have had two weeks in the can,
Speaker 1: so those two weeks go up.
Speaker 2: Can we just skip a week every once in a
Speaker 2: while if we want to? Can we just say it's
Speaker 2: like some Wednesdays.
Speaker 1: It's most Wednesdays.
Speaker 2: Most Wednesdays will just surprise you.
Speaker 1: Most Wednesdays, meaning if there's a month, we're four out
Speaker 1: of four. Okay, unless I don't want to upload one
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, then it's on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because I'm not like Scott who wants to
Speaker 1: upload episodes on holidays and pretend that we're here on
Speaker 1: a holiday and then our ratings tank that day.
Speaker 2: It's ratings, it's not ratings. People listen to it whenever
Speaker 2: they want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we see our biggest spike on the day
Speaker 1: an episode is released. So when we pretend like we're
Speaker 1: here on Christmas or New Year's, people aren't listening because
Speaker 1: they're not commuting.
Speaker 2: But don't you like to think that you're spending holiday
Speaker 2: time with our listeners. No, some quality family time with them.
Speaker 2: They're sitting around the fire fireplace listening to bold chat.
Speaker 1: We should be No, it's not a thing. It's not
Speaker 1: the same way that like TV ratings on Christmas or
Speaker 1: New Year's or Easter, like or any other holiday. If
Speaker 1: it's a day that people have off and are not commuting,
Speaker 1: they're not going to actively say, oh, the first thing
Speaker 1: I gotta do at seven am is go listen to them.
Speaker 2: You don't think there are entire families just they all
Speaker 2: get together and they are very excited for a Monday
Speaker 2: and Wednesday, and they listen to podcasts.
Speaker 1: Listen, God bless if they do, and if you do,
Speaker 1: make sure you're all listening on your each own individual devices. Please.
Speaker 2: I bet you there has to be one family out
Speaker 2: there that Monday mornings they listen and they sit around
Speaker 2: the breakfast table and they eat cereal and they say,
Speaker 2: I'd have given that one three balls. I bet you
Speaker 2: there's at least one family that does that. Out of
Speaker 2: the thousands of people that listen to us, there has
Speaker 2: to be one. Please send us a picture of you
Speaker 2: and your family sitting around the breakfast table rating cereal
Speaker 2: while listening to us.
Speaker 1: Nobody really want this nook?
Speaker 2: Oh, we just built one.
Speaker 1: I decided if I get a house ever, I want
Speaker 1: a breakfast nook. Those things will cozy af and I
Speaker 1: want one.
Speaker 2: Well, Amy built a coffee bar, so there's like there's
Speaker 2: a one long counter that is just gonna have a
Speaker 2: coffee machine sitting on it. Love it. And then there's
Speaker 2: a counter with stool, so that could be the breakfast nook.
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, like a booth with like a
Speaker 1: nice table.
Speaker 2: But how dare your kids do not kick the counter?
Speaker 2: You're in trouble.
Speaker 1: Do your kids kick the counter?
Speaker 2: I mean everybody kind of moves their feet around. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like right, I just kicked the counter. Yeah, I'm often
Speaker 2: a oh that's not the counter. What's the underpart called?
Speaker 2: This is the counter.
Speaker 1: Undercounter? Okay, I'm also I shake my foot.
Speaker 2: That's what You're a nervous shaker.
Speaker 1: I don't find it to be nervous, but like, my
Speaker 1: foot is constantly going, and I hate it when people
Speaker 1: call it out, like stop shaking your foot like that
Speaker 1: now makes me feel self conscious.
Speaker 2: Amy would do that if we like, if I shake
Speaker 2: my foot in the bed, she'll jam her hand on
Speaker 2: my foot and say stop it because it makes her vomit.
Speaker 2: For some reason. It makes her nauseous when the bed
Speaker 2: shakes or moves or whatever. Like if the dog is
Speaker 2: on the bed and he's all and the whole bed
Speaker 2: is shaking, it's like, get off. I don't know. Everyone
Speaker 2: has their thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never heard of a shaken bed giving.
Speaker 2: That's shaking bed syndrome. Yeah, so that's what's going on there. So, Andrew,
Speaker 2: what'd you bring to the table today? What can we
Speaker 2: talk about?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna there was comments on YouTube that
Speaker 1: I would like to read that had topics for us.
Speaker 1: All right, but you need to give me a second
Speaker 1: so you know, fill the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna light this match for you.
Speaker 1: Ready, Are you serious? Right now?
Speaker 2: Look, I just lit a Well you're tell me to
Speaker 2: kill time. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Kill time by like talking about something like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: last weekend, the funniest thing happened.
Speaker 2: You know what. I miss matches with green tips. I
Speaker 2: haven't seen them in a long time. Remember matches with
Speaker 2: green tips? How about those strike anywhere matches, those ones
Speaker 2: that you would bring out into the woods with you
Speaker 2: and you can just strike them on a rock or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask any more questions.
Speaker 2: What why I would be out in the woods.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you've already told us about your mini experiences
Speaker 1: in the woods.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. I've had no
Speaker 2: experiences in the woods. Oh I'm not a very woodsy guy.
Speaker 2: Bull Chat topics. This is from Renee. I don't know
Speaker 2: where she's from, but this is YouTube. Whatever, dude, it's
Speaker 2: your friend Renee. Get off.
Speaker 1: No, it's not Renee Bueller. Oh okay, bull Chat topic
Speaker 1: Andrew moving out of the pizza oven yes, I moved.
Speaker 1: What's Scott going to call his next place?
Speaker 2: My next place? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't really know what that one.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: Uh, crap, you get rid of why Scotty can never
Speaker 1: give away all the stuff in the attic? Like, why
Speaker 1: do you have to go through everything in your attic?
Speaker 1: That's actually a good topic. Why are you a hoarder?
Speaker 1: Let's get into it.
Speaker 2: I really don't want to do this because Amy loves
Speaker 2: bollchat and she listens to it, and every time you
Speaker 2: say something about me, She's like, Andrew's right, Andrew, Andrew's right.
Speaker 2: You know you are a control freak. Andrew's right. You
Speaker 2: wind up getting me and her into an argument. It's
Speaker 2: all your fault.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool, cool, Yeah, that again would be a sign.
Speaker 2: Of control freak. No, you know what, it's just hard.
Speaker 1: For me to let me in a place blame on someone.
Speaker 2: It's hard for me to let go of my life.
Speaker 2: I have things from many different periods of my life
Speaker 2: that mean things to me, and I keep them. And
Speaker 2: I guess in this day and age, you could just
Speaker 2: take a picture, but I like to hold things. Every
Speaker 2: once in a while, I'll go into the attic, and
Speaker 2: I'll sit there for hours and I'll look through stuff
Speaker 2: from high school or elementary school or my beginnings in radio,
Speaker 2: and there's stuff in there that it brings me back,
Speaker 2: and it's happy memories for me. And why is it not? Okay? Okay, fine,
Speaker 2: I don't need seventeen of the same T shirt from
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six that I got from the radio station tool.
Speaker 2: I could throw out sixteen of them, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: or donate them whatever. But why do I have to
Speaker 2: get rid of my stuff? Like?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Like if I wrote a story book in fourth grade,
Speaker 2: why do I have to throw that out? Why can't
Speaker 2: I keep that? Why? Why not do you keep the
Speaker 2: kids stuff? Of course we keep the important kid stuff,
Speaker 2: Like we get off some things like the dumb drawings
Speaker 2: that mean nothing, but you know, things that are meaningful
Speaker 2: shore we keep and and and I don't know, things
Speaker 2: have meaning to me. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: See your entire attic filled with things.
Speaker 2: Our entire attic is filled with stuff.
Speaker 1: That's a problem.
Speaker 2: But that's where you put stuff in the attic. That's
Speaker 2: what the ad that's what attics are for.
Speaker 1: But that's where it goes to die.
Speaker 2: No, Amy's whole thing is why do you want to
Speaker 2: make the kids go through all this stuff? Get rid
Speaker 2: of it now so when we die the kids don't
Speaker 2: have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I think i've recently, after moving
Speaker 1: and everything else, I kept my backpack full of like
Speaker 1: travel things, just a backpack. Well no, and then in
Speaker 1: my my house, like in my parents' house, I would
Speaker 1: just take everything out and throw it into a drawer.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, Okay, what am I really
Speaker 1: going to do with this map of Tokyo Disneyland? But
Speaker 1: I kept it.
Speaker 2: I hear you.
Speaker 1: I mean it just I get it. There's a certain
Speaker 1: attachment that you feel. But then it's it's point you're
Speaker 1: just kind of like, I don't know, man, what what?
Speaker 1: What is? What is going on with this?
Speaker 2: Everybody's different. You know, holding things bring back good memories
Speaker 2: to me, so I don't know. I see.
Speaker 1: My mom is like when we started scanning in old
Speaker 1: photos because I got a machine for Christmas that like
Speaker 1: scans all your old photos and puts them on a cloud,
Speaker 1: the albums themselves. She was like, yeah, throw them away,
Speaker 1: like these things have been in your life for seven,
Speaker 1: like for like decades and now you're just throwing away
Speaker 1: the book. I feel bad for the book. The book
Speaker 1: to me has a personality.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have a hard time getting rid
Speaker 2: of things, that's all I mean. Like, so when my
Speaker 2: parents die, I mean, it's gonna happen, so I can
Speaker 2: say that it's hopefully not soon. But I would be
Speaker 2: excited to go through their attic of things, like they're
Speaker 2: old things from when they were younger. I think that's
Speaker 2: so cool. I mean, I would throw a lot of
Speaker 2: it out, but I just think that that's so much
Speaker 2: fun to go through, like old stuff. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I like old stuff. I like nostalgia. I like things
Speaker 2: from days gone by, you know. I like like old
Speaker 2: commercials and old advertising and old things and whatever. So
Speaker 2: if I find like a thing of old pictures or
Speaker 2: old soda camp whatever, like from from the fifties and sixties,
Speaker 2: I think that that stuff is cool and some of
Speaker 2: it has value, you know, stop making faces at me.
Speaker 1: I would say the last part, some of it has value,
Speaker 1: gets a little t a and ese hoarders. Ish I
Speaker 1: could sell this on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2: Just give me some time. No, I know what's garbage
Speaker 2: and what? Like I found a what was it? What
Speaker 2: was the Nintendo system, like one of the first ones.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: I found that in my parents' basement that I put
Speaker 2: there in a sealed box, and I wound up getting
Speaker 2: fourteen hundred dollars for it.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, there are some things that sit around
Speaker 2: that you forget about that are Look, most of the
Speaker 2: time people only want to buy like new stuff in
Speaker 2: a box. That gets weird, like buying someone someone's you know,
Speaker 2: wig from I don't know, the sixties. That's kind of
Speaker 2: weird and gross. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I gotta sell Pokemon cards. That's my thing. And know
Speaker 1: what sucks about it. I had an entire book of
Speaker 1: holographic cards, I know I did. It was a blue
Speaker 1: binder and I only put certain stickers on. I don't
Speaker 1: know where went. I don't know if I gave it
Speaker 1: to one of my cousins.
Speaker 2: Donna, where is it, Donna?
Speaker 1: I have a whole box. I have a whole book
Speaker 1: of like not rare cards, but some first generation ones
Speaker 1: which I can sell. But the problem is, there is
Speaker 1: no one person that you can go to and say.
Speaker 2: Hey, well that's the thing. It's so time consuming to
Speaker 2: put each individual thing on eBay or wherever you want
Speaker 2: to put it. It takes forever.
Speaker 1: But some of them I do have, and I see
Speaker 1: them going for like six hundred bucks. I just have
Speaker 1: never sold anything on eBay.
Speaker 2: But Donna threw them out. Sorry, hey, Donna, why you
Speaker 2: gotta do me like that?
Speaker 1: So needless to say, I did have a charz ard that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're not a Pokemon person.
Speaker 2: I was too old for that.
Speaker 1: Pokemon has had made a resurgence, people like it again,
Speaker 1: old for that? Not true?
Speaker 2: You can okay, hold on, hold on, I just found
Speaker 2: a Pokemon. Oh, I gotta go over there. Did they
Speaker 2: still do that?
Speaker 1: I literally want to like throw myself off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Speaker 1: That is the worst. I don't know what you just did.
Speaker 2: Did the Pokemon go people still do that?
Speaker 1: People still Pokemon go quite frequently.
Speaker 2: That's insanity. How I don't know, Well, I guess like
Speaker 2: wanting to go see old gas stations is insanity too,
Speaker 2: So whatever, and don't you do that? That's why I
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't know. Whatever the old gas stations?
Speaker 1: Have you seen or something?
Speaker 2: No, It's just like fun to pull up at some
Speaker 2: old gas station in the middle of nowhere that has
Speaker 2: that old school pump with the little numbers that tick.
Speaker 2: You know, that's cool. I'm gonna fill my car up
Speaker 2: with that. What never mind?
Speaker 1: You know the last time you went to an old
Speaker 1: gas station that had that.
Speaker 2: It's been a minute. But if you travel across country,
Speaker 2: you could find some like old school gas station with
Speaker 2: like two pumps, you know, and has all the old
Speaker 2: school everything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when you went to Santa Fe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good trip. I would do that
Speaker 2: again in a second.
Speaker 1: You really liked driving.
Speaker 2: I love driving so much. Nobody likes driving with me,
Speaker 2: but I love road more than anything. I just like driving.
Speaker 1: I am not so for me when it comes to driving.
Speaker 1: The way I view it is almost like a competition
Speaker 1: with myself. I am challenging myself to beat the clock
Speaker 1: and the estimated time of arrival.
Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, everybody does. I love it so much, thrill
Speaker 2: from it every morning. If I can shave three minutes
Speaker 2: off my drive time to work from what ways told me,
Speaker 2: it's going to be Oh my god, I've won.
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel that same exact way I've driven to
Speaker 1: Ohio multiple times. I drove to Kentucky and listen, when
Speaker 1: I can save time, I'm like, God, bless, I love it.
Speaker 1: But the act of driving itself, I'm just kind of like, meh.
Speaker 2: No, It's more like I like to see the country.
Speaker 2: I like to see different things. I love pulling off
Speaker 2: a little random roadside restaurants, and of course waffle House.
Speaker 2: You know that's my favorite. When I drove to Elvis
Speaker 2: is I think I stopped at four different ones.
Speaker 1: I can't right now that we're really trying to be
Speaker 1: like you gets to see the best of America. Waffle House.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what it is when you don't have
Speaker 2: something near you, it's exciting to pass one. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: look at that. There's a cracker barrel, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Like we have cracker barrel.
Speaker 2: You have them in New Jersey. I don't have them. Actually,
Speaker 2: there's one coming to Long Island apparently, so which is
Speaker 2: going to be really out of place.
Speaker 1: But okay, yeah, because you're gonna be the one customer.
Speaker 1: What you're gonna be the only cousins. That's not true
Speaker 1: out of chain restaurants, like a cracker barrel is not
Speaker 1: it to me? I tried.
Speaker 2: It's a novelty. I've tried, and the general store has
Speaker 2: all that crap.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get it. And they
Speaker 1: have the pin thing that Friendlies used to have on
Speaker 1: the table.
Speaker 2: They don't have them now because they don't want greasy
Speaker 2: people touching them. Oh, we went to one a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago and they don't have them right now.
Speaker 2: But you know, I'm still sure they don't clean the silverware.
Speaker 2: So what's the difference. I miss friendly so much. There's
Speaker 2: one left. They're going away fast, and I got to
Speaker 2: get to it. They're going away fast. Most of America
Speaker 2: does not have Friendlies. It's more of a Northeast thing,
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: It's not what the blizzards. Yeahs for the frenzies.
Speaker 2: They give an nice happy ending.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask about like when I was
Speaker 1: sixteen behind friendlies.
Speaker 2: No, when you buy a meal, they give you a
Speaker 2: happy ending. It's a Sunday you dope.
Speaker 1: Oh well, this got awkward, that's what they call it.
Speaker 1: Friendlies had great cheeseburgers and also good patty melts.
Speaker 2: You know, but then they came out with that cheeseburger
Speaker 2: that was two grilled cheese sandwiches with a hamburger in
Speaker 2: between it Paddy melt, that's asinine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 2: That's like three sandwiches in one.
Speaker 1: Do you want to get lunch today?
Speaker 2: No, you aren't making me drive you home? Where could
Speaker 2: we go?
Speaker 1: Left Bank Burger Bar? It's delicious. It's right down the
Speaker 1: street from me.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I will then have diary on
Speaker 2: my trip home, and I just don't want it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well you want to go someplace else?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll see. Is there a cracker rattle around?
Speaker 1: We go to Sonic? No, No, we never got those
Speaker 1: cheeseburgers from McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. We got to test the mustard. Do
Speaker 2: you know what I bought? I bought. I bought knockoff
Speaker 2: mustard the other day and we were all able to
Speaker 2: tell exactly it's in the exact same bottle as the
Speaker 2: Gouldens Goldens is how it's g U L d E
Speaker 2: n s. It's a guy's name, Goulden's. It's not golden.
Speaker 2: People think it's golden, but it's golden.
Speaker 1: I thought it was golden, yeah, and it was.
Speaker 2: I went to Leedle and it was the exact same bottle,
Speaker 2: same color, same everything, Like you would think it was
Speaker 2: goldens if you didn't really read it. And I bought
Speaker 2: it because it was like a dollar and I put
Speaker 2: it on my daughter's Boloney sandwich and she was like, Dad,
Speaker 2: I think the mustard just rantid And I said, no,
Speaker 2: it was just lethal. Sorry, and I threw it away
Speaker 2: and I bought the real stuff.
Speaker 1: I've been watching tiktoks of people that buy things from
Speaker 1: like dollar stores, and one guy made a dollar prime
Speaker 1: rib or prime roast what and yeah.
Speaker 2: They still meet a dollar store.
Speaker 1: They do. If you go to the back, you'll find it. No,
Speaker 1: and he bought it, and he's like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: make a gourmet meal. Literally cooks the entire thing, eats it,
Speaker 1: throws it up, and throws it.
Speaker 2: To the dog. Don't even give it to the dog.
Speaker 2: Like God, that's animal abuse.
Speaker 1: Dogs. I feel like their stomachs are pits.
Speaker 2: Wait was this was it this episode we were talking
Speaker 2: about animal abuse? Or was the last one that we ruined?
Speaker 2: Remember the peda thing with the lady on the.
Speaker 1: Sidewalk It was the last EPISO man, Yeah, I'll have
Speaker 1: to try to reach the lost episode is as episode.
Speaker 1: It'll be one of those that once this turns like
Speaker 1: five years old, it'll be like, go get the lost episode.
Speaker 2: I mean, if there's an audio whiz out there, they
Speaker 2: might be able to fix it. But there's just too
Speaker 2: much overlay.
Speaker 1: And you I thought you were an audio whiz. You
Speaker 1: spend so much time that you say, you know editing.
Speaker 1: You don't know how hard this is for me.
Speaker 2: I'm not an audio whiz. All I do is clean
Speaker 2: up the episode so they don't sound like all over
Speaker 2: the place and gaps and uhs and hold on a
Speaker 2: second and all these things.
Speaker 1: And yet bull chat right up there. It's all good.
Speaker 2: Well, because this is just a casual chat that's like
Speaker 2: a you know that's a ratings show.
Speaker 1: Oh meanwhile, this gets better ratings.
Speaker 2: And ratings as far as like rating serials. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: of course. This just it's just like you and I
Speaker 2: hanging out chatting, Yeah, chatting. So did you see this?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'll just show you these things that came out.
Speaker 2: I think we talked about it on the show a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago. It's called uh blowout and it's
Speaker 2: you know, it's a pandemic birthday candle blower outer so
Speaker 2: you can still have your birthday party. And since you're
Speaker 2: not gonna blow it's candles out anymore because you're spitting
Speaker 2: all over the cake, I can't you just do this
Speaker 2: and it blows the candle out, but it filters out
Speaker 2: your saliva.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you light a candle or something that blew
Speaker 1: it the wrong way?
Speaker 2: It's this way. That's seriously the way you're supposed to
Speaker 2: blow because the filter is here and it keeps all
Speaker 2: your germs and crap there and it blows out here here.
Speaker 2: Watch I'll demonstrate it. If you're watching this on YouTube.
Speaker 2: This is the happy birthday Andy. Look at that. No COVID.
Speaker 1: But then you have to throw it away?
Speaker 2: Well, no, you just keep it. You keep it till
Speaker 2: your next birthday because you're the only one that can
Speaker 2: use it.
Speaker 1: So like you just keep something with your spit on
Speaker 1: it every year and you blow into it. I guess
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem very good.
Speaker 2: Or you can use it as one of those wine
Speaker 2: bottle toppers. That's differ. Yeah, that's what I thought it
Speaker 2: was when it came.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really get this. I'm not saying this
Speaker 1: is gonna this is not going to catch on well,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe a year ago. Yeah, but it's a
Speaker 1: little late at this point. I mean I was a
Speaker 1: prime pandemic birthday April thirtieth last year. That was like
Speaker 1: a prime pandemic.
Speaker 2: Time stand twelve inches from cake, Put larger end of
Speaker 2: blowout up to your mouth, make your wishes, Take a
Speaker 2: deep breath, aim above the flame, and blow. Use a
Speaker 2: sweeping motion back and forth. Do not concentrate on blowing
Speaker 2: each candle. Okay, I love.
Speaker 1: That they're like this product just let you know is
Speaker 1: going to inconvenience you. You will not blow out every candle.
Speaker 1: You may blow out one.
Speaker 2: Well, if you're interested in checking it out because you
Speaker 2: are a COVID paranoid, still go to a blow dash
Speaker 2: out dot net and you can check that.
Speaker 1: It's a dot neta jet.
Speaker 2: They didn't pay us or anything, but we got them
Speaker 2: sent to us, so what the hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about this one. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a no for me to dog.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean whatever. Some people still haven't come
Speaker 2: out of their houses yet and have birthdays, so it's true.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe if you're vaccinated, you can't sure.
Speaker 2: So we're twenty minutes and you want to keep going
Speaker 2: or can we leave? Or what?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I mean you really didn't talk about anything at all.
Speaker 1: I feel like we could we have one more good
Speaker 1: topic in US.
Speaker 2: What could it be? I don't know, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Let's just think of something fun.
Speaker 2: How about fun vending machines? Okay, yeah, I love, love,
Speaker 2: love love vending machines.
Speaker 1: We need to go to Japan.
Speaker 2: But they sat like bottles of pea and vending machines
Speaker 2: that they don't, Yes, they do, they don't. Is there
Speaker 2: like a red light district there or something they vending
Speaker 2: machines with like pea in it?
Speaker 1: Okay? So again?
Speaker 2: And dirty and dirty underwear that they do have the
Speaker 2: pee No, but you can buy like used underwear from
Speaker 2: that machines. So disgusting.
Speaker 1: The best part about their vending machines was that they
Speaker 1: have hot and cold ones there are. Culture is amazing
Speaker 1: with vending machines, and I don't understand why this has
Speaker 1: not come here yet. The fact that you could be
Speaker 1: standing someplace get a coffee and get it hot or
Speaker 1: cold is genius.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they do have it here, my friend, Where.
Speaker 1: Could I go? Where could I go get a thing
Speaker 1: of hot corn soup.
Speaker 2: Show me there are there are venting machines here that
Speaker 2: have like canishes and pizza and all kinds of stuff
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: It's not as popular, No, it's not, but.
Speaker 2: It should be popular. Well, it's because people don't like
Speaker 2: to People do not like to eat stuff like that here.
Speaker 2: They want it fresh. No one's get Look when Amy
Speaker 2: was having Cooper and we were in the hospital, they
Speaker 2: had a pizza vending machine at the hospital. People don't
Speaker 2: want that, you know, people want like fresh from the
Speaker 2: pizza place here here. That'd be a novelty. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: like in the Midwest, but I mean, like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's a Midwest.
Speaker 2: That'd be cool if they put it in a college
Speaker 2: dorm or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we should buy a pizza vending machine. And
Speaker 1: in college.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when we had that burrito and taco
Speaker 2: vending machine here for like a day. That was the
Speaker 2: coolest thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, those are cool. Yeah, And I always I always
Speaker 2: loved the vending machine when I used to work when
Speaker 2: I lived in Cedar Rapids. I will remember for when
Speaker 2: I was there for ten months right.
Speaker 1: Now it's ten months. First it was nine months. No,
Speaker 1: it's it was ten it was it was ten months.
Speaker 1: It was June to May. Ok, so maybe it was eleven.
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah.
Speaker 2: When I worked for Western Union at the Apac Teller
Speaker 2: Services building, in the break room, they had one of
Speaker 2: those machines, the vending ones that have the thing that
Speaker 2: spins around and you turn it and there's like an
Speaker 2: apple and a sandwich and something in there. I like those.
Speaker 2: I like the fresh food vending machines and you slide
Speaker 2: the door open. Those are always my favorite.
Speaker 1: They actually just opened up an bottom mat.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. In Jersey City, well hardened horning or harden
Speaker 2: and horn whatever it used to be called. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what In New York City in the fifties forty
Speaker 2: fifty sixties, it was so popular.
Speaker 1: They just opened.
Speaker 2: You'd walk into this store front, there was nobody there
Speaker 2: and all these windows and you put a nickel in
Speaker 2: and you take out a piece of peach pie.
Speaker 1: It got great reviews. Yeah, do you want to go there?
Speaker 1: I would go there.
Speaker 2: Let's go there for a Lunchhould they have meatloaf?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, they have a ton of things. I was
Speaker 1: having try to ecu. I'm like, eh, I don't really
Speaker 1: know where I'm going with this.
Speaker 2: Well, you know our executive producer on Serial Killer's Diamond.
Speaker 2: I'm so jealous of her because she now has a
Speaker 2: vending machine route.
Speaker 1: I know we need to like, let's pull our money
Speaker 1: together into it.
Speaker 2: I told her that I want to be her first employee.
Speaker 2: I want to work for her.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I want to go to vending machines with the big
Speaker 2: thing of keys and open it up. Take out the change,
Speaker 2: take out the bills, fill the cans. I want to
Speaker 2: go get the snacks and put them in the thing,
Speaker 2: put them in date order, because I know freshness cells.
Speaker 2: You know, Come on, this this is what that is like.
Speaker 1: I feel a prime Scottie Bee job. It is. It's organizational,
Speaker 1: which you love.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It like requires you to be the only person to
Speaker 1: do something.
Speaker 2: Which you also low Yeah, no help.
Speaker 1: It requires like you to stack things in certain ways.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, this is all things that I feel are
Speaker 1: right up your alley.
Speaker 2: Like when I worked in the in the Liddle five
Speaker 2: and dime store, I loved leveling the shelves. You know,
Speaker 2: someone takes out of candle iceol pull it forward.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I also really loved being a
Speaker 1: poll worker. That's probably my favorite thing. I'm I've done
Speaker 1: a poll worker. Oh you're on the pole now, Yes,
Speaker 1: I work the polls. I worked the primary scenes and
Speaker 1: I'm going to be doing the general fingers crossed that
Speaker 1: they ask me back in November. It was so much fun,
Speaker 1: and I think it's because there was like a system
Speaker 1: in place that felt organized, and I also loved like
Speaker 1: the authority of it. I wanted to like. I just
Speaker 1: was fascinated by the election process and how the ballots
Speaker 1: are counted. It was so much fun.
Speaker 2: Did you get to wear a name tag?
Speaker 1: I know they did not give us name tags a volunteer,
Speaker 1: but let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: You give out munchkins to the kids.
Speaker 1: No. The organization behind it was great though, And they
Speaker 1: have so many processes inside of a booklet that you
Speaker 1: read and it's so like exact. It's like, if this happens,
Speaker 1: sure you must get scissors located in this bag the
Speaker 1: book to cut this tag by the book. It is
Speaker 1: so precise, and I love that. Nothing is better to
Speaker 1: me than reading instructions and following them.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, that's why I like to build things for
Speaker 2: my Kia. I actually need to.
Speaker 1: Get something from my kid. Do you want to come? Uh? No, okay, fine?
Speaker 1: Is that sorr Ikia key?
Speaker 2: That is my Alan wrench? Huh yeah?
Speaker 1: Nice? I do.
Speaker 2: I like, uh, you know what. It's a sense of satisfaction. Yes,
Speaker 2: when you get a flat box and you turned it
Speaker 2: into a dresser, you know, it takes forever and it sucks,
Speaker 2: and the instructions are awful sometimes and the pictures are like, hm,
Speaker 2: is that the big end of the small end? I
Speaker 2: can't tell from that little picture that some kid drew
Speaker 2: in kindergarten. But I make it work. Every once in
Speaker 2: a while I'll have to take something apart and put
Speaker 2: it back together the right way. But a lot of
Speaker 2: our furniture in our kids bedrooms anyway, or Ikia and
Speaker 2: I built them.
Speaker 1: I love that, Yeah I do. I know what the
Speaker 1: funny part about Ikia or any type of furniture you
Speaker 1: build is I always try and cut time because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm making good time on this, I'm going to start
Speaker 1: constructing the other ones just like it without fail. Every
Speaker 1: single time I did something wrong and then I have
Speaker 1: to fix like four things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'll do one first and then think that
Speaker 2: I remembered how to do it and then mess the
Speaker 2: second one up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not great?
Speaker 2: Whatever? All right, are we done now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This was fine?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I liked it. Yeah it was okay, it
Speaker 2: was okay. Well, I'm still really disappointed about that last
Speaker 2: serial Killers episode because it's just I'm angry.
Speaker 1: We'll make it a DVD or put it on CD
Speaker 1: and sell them. What get serial Killers? The last episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you recorded it, didn't you?
Speaker 1: Yes, but like you could watch it on video, but
Speaker 1: you can hear it. Yeah, if anything, maybe we could
Speaker 1: if you boost the audio, maybe we'll make it a
Speaker 1: YouTube exclusive.
Speaker 2: Well no, because I just just waste. Then those cereals
Speaker 2: have gone to waste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is sad, except not. This is gross. This
Speaker 1: smells like a gas can you stop.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it again, disgust. We're gonna do it again.
Speaker 2: Stop cut it out? Coming soon on serial Killers gas
Speaker 2: station cereal. All right, we gotta go, Andrew, thank you
Speaker 2: for listening to this episode of bowl Chat. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can follow us, follow us.
Speaker 1: I love listening to bowl Chat.
Speaker 2: I know you do. Okay, you can follow us for
Speaker 2: some reason. It's at serial Killers PC.
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's our social handle.
Speaker 2: I don't understand that this is a different podcast.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's an offshoot. It's not.
Speaker 1: It is serial Killers is the It's like a spaceship, dude.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like when Different Strokes spun off and
Speaker 2: Facts of Life came on. There're two different shows.
Speaker 1: You want me to go make a separate bull Chat
Speaker 1: podcast now that everyone has to go and subscribe to
Speaker 1: from Wednesdays.
Speaker 2: Missus Garrett did overlap, but it was two different shows.
Speaker 1: That's why it says bull Chat in the front of
Speaker 1: the episode that comes out on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: So I'm still in Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: I still don't get it. It's good and I just
Speaker 1: need to be really really like a pain in everyone's put.
Speaker 2: Can you give you my walker please so we can go.
Speaker 2: I need fresh tennis balls, Andrew, fresh tennis balls please.
Speaker 1: I love that smell when you pop open the can.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. All right, we gotta go have a great
Speaker 2: rest of the week. We will see you on Monday
Speaker 2: with an all new Serial Killers yay, and then I
Speaker 2: maybe again next Wednesday for bull Chat. You will until
Speaker 2: we see you then, say Andrew, mhm cluick.
Speaker 1: I still don't think that's gonna catch on but it's fine.
Speaker 2: What do we catch on? We just do it. It
Speaker 2: doesn't have to catch I feel a.
Speaker 1: Certain way about it. Okay, okay, gotta go.
Speaker 2: Bye bye