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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number.

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Speaker 3: It's a laser line.

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Speaker 4: Good by, Just call me.

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Speaker 5: Back if you haven't heard the Loser line before. It

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Speaker 5: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 5: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line

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Speaker 5: on you.

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Speaker 1: You know the thing that Disneyland is the happiest place

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Speaker 1: on earth. Yeah, obviously they haven't been in my arms.

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Speaker 1: A little secret between just you and me. My thighs

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Speaker 1: are the naughtiest place on earth.

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Speaker 5: Whatever you do, resist the urge to point to his

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Speaker 5: pants and tell him, oh, I guess it is a

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Speaker 5: small world after all. Instead give him the digits to

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Speaker 5: the secret Splash Mountain hotline, which is actually the Loser line,

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Speaker 5: so hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 5: we can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 3: This is I have an issue with the crystal that

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Speaker 3: you told me. It's a rose Quarts and it's supposed

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Speaker 3: to help me like attract love and to be honest

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Speaker 3: with you, like I haven't found any romantic connections at all,

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Speaker 3: Like I'm not getting any matches on the dating apps.

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Speaker 3: Nothing's happening, and it seems to be the only change

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Speaker 3: that's happened in my life is like it's attracting stray animals.

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Speaker 3: Like I've had three cats and a dog show up

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Speaker 3: to my back door. They're scratching on my door. They've

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Speaker 3: been trying to get in, like this has been the

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Speaker 3: last few days. So I don't know. I think there's

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Speaker 3: something wrong with this one and I might need to

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Speaker 3: change it out. Like the last thing that I need

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Speaker 3: is a damn raccoon trying to get into my house.

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Speaker 5: And who says the power of crystals is a scam, Well, listen.

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Speaker 6: It attracted a different type of love animals need.

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Speaker 7: Girl sees you with cute animals and she'll come to you.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 8: Probably just has the crystal upside down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what it is.

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Speaker 8: Next, A, this is.

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Speaker 4: You sold me some crap at the flea market. This

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Speaker 4: is the phone number that was on the business card

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Speaker 4: at your stupid little sand or whatever. I bought some

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Speaker 4: exploiator whatever faith cleaner.

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Speaker 3: For my wife.

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Speaker 4: I ended up using it and now I have no

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Speaker 4: freaking eyebrows. I want to know what kind of you

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Speaker 4: are selling, and I want to know where the hell

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Speaker 4: you are. Do you know what it's like walking around

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Speaker 4: with no freaking eyebrows, looking like like like freaking Voldemore

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Speaker 4: or something from freaking Harry Potter. It's not funny.

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Speaker 8: Next message, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Who is at the craft shows giving out the loser

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Speaker 6: line to all their clients. That has to be the

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Speaker 6: same person as.

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Speaker 5: The I don't know why that guy's complaining though.

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Speaker 8: Did it exfoliate his skin or not? Yeah, and then

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Speaker 8: it took off all of your eyebrows. Probably cleared those

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Speaker 8: pores up underneath too.

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Speaker 5: But look, if the flea market is a little bit

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Speaker 5: too classy for your taste, I know where you can

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Speaker 5: really slum it. On the brook and Jeffrey TikTok page

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Speaker 5: doesn't get any darker than there. Where we have songs

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Speaker 5: of the week, video clips, videos of Jose and Alexis

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Speaker 5: messing around in the studio, and of course the top

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Speaker 5: yeah having fun.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, playing pranks and stuff.

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Speaker 5: I don't think we have any video, And of course

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Speaker 5: we put the top loser line of the week every

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Speaker 5: single week up there so you can all see it.

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Speaker 8: No regrets whatsoever.

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Speaker 5: Speaking of no regrets, let's go to the next loser line.

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Speaker 2: This message is for trivia Trish.

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Speaker 3: This is week.

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Speaker 2: I was at your trivia night last Friday and ask

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Speaker 2: you for your number. I saw how reluctant you were

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Speaker 2: because you probably found I was asking you out, but

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Speaker 2: not the case. I'm calling to let you know that

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Speaker 2: you were wrong about one of your questions. You said

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Speaker 2: that the Lost City of Atlantis had a statue of

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Speaker 2: the sea god Poseidon, which is true. But not true

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Speaker 2: is that you said it was made out of gold,

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Speaker 2: because when the Aliens came down twenty thousand years ago

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Speaker 2: and put it there, they would have either used platinum

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Speaker 2: or is ibranium at the time. Definitely not gold. There

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Speaker 2: was no gold beneath the ocean, which was only one

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Speaker 2: hundred miles deep at the time.

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Speaker 3: Get your facts straight.

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Speaker 2: Buye.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 6: I like how the Lost City he actually knows what

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Speaker 6: happened there.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I know they know everything about the make.

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Speaker 6: You know, at some point somebody was like, oh, come

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Speaker 6: to our trivia night, maybe you'll meet someone. And that's

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Speaker 6: the type of people she.

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Speaker 5: Met, Yes to talking about ancient alien statues made from zebranium.

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Speaker 1: Good method.

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Speaker 6: Hey Dan, this is.

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Speaker 7: I'm just like gonna be up with you. Uh it's

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Speaker 7: cuffing season and I'm kind of looking for a temporary boyfriend.

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Speaker 7: I just need to like get my family off my back.

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Speaker 7: So I was going to offer you a couple hundred,

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Speaker 7: but I don't know. You seem like the type of

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Speaker 7: guy who would enjoy it, So maybe just like being

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Speaker 7: with me is probably payment enough. And I mean I

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Speaker 7: work at Applebee's, so I can comp you a few

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Speaker 7: free meals. But like no alcohol, they don't they don't

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Speaker 7: want to do that next message no alcohol.

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Speaker 6: I mean that would be a turn off for me,

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Speaker 6: but the rest of it, I was on board. I

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Speaker 6: feel like he missed out getting I want to get

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Speaker 6: a number for our technical director Ashton. You know, I

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Speaker 6: feel like this woman's right up his Allan.

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Speaker 5: That could be a perfect trade off for you to

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Speaker 5: hang out with a woman who really doesn't like you

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Speaker 5: at all, but you get twenty five percent off Ribletsy

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Speaker 5: he's here.

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Speaker 8: For it's nodding. He's nodding in approver. All right, we'll

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Speaker 8: give you that phone number. That was the Loser Line.

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Speaker 5: You can listen to it regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 5: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery

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Speaker 5: YouTube channel, where you can listen to every Loser Line.

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Speaker 8: Second Date and phone tap right there. We're gonna do

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Speaker 8: a phone tap right after this, Brook

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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning.