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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Saturday

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Speaker 1: Night Live Jay Farrow July seventeenth through the nineteenth. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com or called four

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Speaker 1: two five two eight nine seven thousand. Olah, I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Robin is Robin? Hi, Robin, This is mister Fernando.

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Speaker 1: I'm teaching the knitting class that you signed up for.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, okay, how's it going? Pretty good? All right?

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Speaker 1: So I'm just calling to check in with all the

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Speaker 1: people who signed up. You're ready to rock? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna We're gonna tear it up. Okay, what do

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Speaker 1: you know about knitting? I need to know, like what

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Speaker 1: your skill level is before I get you in my class.

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Speaker 1: I I can cast on? Um, can you do it?

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Speaker 1: Can you do it? Can you do a stockinget? Stitch? No? No, me?

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Speaker 1: We got our work cut out for us and don't

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Speaker 1: well they said it was a beginner class. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand why you're giving me such a hard time. I'm

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Speaker 1: giving you a hard time because my niece, who's like two,

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Speaker 1: could do all those stitches. Can you stop swearing? Queen? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I've had complaints before. That I

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Speaker 1: get a little bit over the top when I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about knitting. It's just that I love it. That's great,

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Speaker 1: and I want you to love it too. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: I just want to learn how to make pillows. Pillows.

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Speaker 1: I'm not about to teach you how to knit a pillow.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we talked about your cursing. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Hey, what are you ninety years old?

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Speaker 1: You're not making pillows. We make cool stuff in my class.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna knit a machine gun first day? Yeah? I know, right,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know it's amazing. I just need to

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Speaker 1: know that you really want to knit. I paid for it.

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Speaker 1: That's like, I'm pretty much down with it. You gotta learn.

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Speaker 1: You got to do more than that to convince me.

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Speaker 1: How bad do you want to knit? How about I

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Speaker 1: can come to class on Saturday? Will that be to this?

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Speaker 1: Not enough? Not enough? I need to know that you

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Speaker 1: are ready to learn the art of knitting. What exactly

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Speaker 1: do you need? I need to meet with you beforehand.

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Speaker 1: That is not going to happen. That's not even I

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Speaker 1: don't even think about it. I know it's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Friday night, you and I are gonna get together. No, so, yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: how bad do you want an? You sign up for

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Speaker 1: the class? Not me? All right, I'm just want to

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Speaker 1: teach you. You You know what, I can do this online.

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Speaker 1: I can learn to knit from YouTube. I'm good. Friday night,

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Speaker 1: we're going to meet me and you and a couple

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Speaker 1: of the other students in the knitting class are getting

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Speaker 1: together and we're gonna rob the hobby lobby for all

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Speaker 1: the arm they have. Are you in or out? I'm out.

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Speaker 1: You're out. You're not taking my class. I can tell

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Speaker 1: you that right now. I don't exactly know how you

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Speaker 1: got your job or why they hired you, but I'm out.

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Speaker 1: They hired me because I'm good at what I do.

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Speaker 1: I'll teach you how to slip a stitch so quick

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Speaker 1: your head'll spin. I'm not going around. Yeah that's right,

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Speaker 1: you heard it. You ever seen a guy do a

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Speaker 1: garter stitch behind his back, stocking at switch between his legs.

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Speaker 1: I'm like the and one basketball team of knitting. I'm amazing.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. What is going on here? This is

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Speaker 1: actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving on to two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh God, your friend, your friend Lacy set

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Speaker 1: you up. She said that you signed up for a

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Speaker 1: knitting class and wanted me to mess with you. And

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Speaker 1: I couldn't think of a better way to mess with

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Speaker 1: anybody about knitting than that. So there you go. You

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Speaker 1: act sound like a hard coordinator. I am in real life.

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Speaker 1: I love to knit. I love it. It's so relaxing,

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Speaker 1: crazy for knitting. I'm damn sure. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy,

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Speaker 1: I ruin Natty two point five, sat a dead mon

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Speaker 1: and jumped out of bed. Put I'm up this sup,

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Speaker 1: got in my car. It's like good chicken, oway too.

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Speaker 1: Not tell your dough with hot in my hand to

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Speaker 1: ask you a question because I know that Joe and

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Speaker 1: of fashion man get out and the foods. My says

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Speaker 1: is because I need to know you. See, I'll never

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Speaker 1: get your blessing to the day of love. My family.

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Speaker 1: They answer is no, who ain't donna be so rude?

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Speaker 1: Don't you know human too? Who ain't done? It is

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Speaker 1: so good? Come onna marry anyway that marry anyway, maby

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Speaker 1: that No matter what you said, Hayle, it will be

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Speaker 1: a family who ain't gonna be so I hate to do.

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Speaker 1: Who the suleyncha