WEBVTT - Raymond In The Closet

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,

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<v Speaker 1>her old man is taking care of my family. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but right now, yeah, wait till you hear this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now though, the nephew is here in the building

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<v Speaker 1>with today's prank phone call what you got for his

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<v Speaker 1>nef Raymond in the closet steams all time favorite right here,

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<v Speaker 1>greatest in damn Prank's your goat? Uh all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go cat off. Hello, Hello, hey, who can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>Hear you? This is Raymonds peacup, I can hear you?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this? Raymond? Raymond? Raymond the Ronde is my sister,

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<v Speaker 1>Ronda brother. Yes, what's up? What's up? Man? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody them broke in the house, taking the house right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the hold on, hold on, hold on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>my damn I batter can here what you're saying somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that what somebody them broken house? I whant to hear

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<v Speaker 1>you're working because they're in the house right now. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, wait a minute, you're saying somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>broke in the house and they steal in there. Somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm broke in the house. I'm in the house. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on. You're saying, somebody that broke it to you

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<v Speaker 1>damn house and they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing?

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<v Speaker 1>See nothing there? Why you ain't called the police. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get somebody to hold on, hold on, Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do. Then you're saying, somebody in

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<v Speaker 1>the house, in your damn house. White not okay? Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>wait where you live at? Where you live at? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hot thirty six straight because I'm at thirty two and

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<v Speaker 1>a half. You know what? Hold on after the call? Long? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what what? Wait a minute? Don't God please,

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen you to the hould somebody from the kid

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<v Speaker 1>you you're talking about. You don't want them arresting. We

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<v Speaker 1>got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. Wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait, Nah, you're saying hold on, you're saying, don't

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<v Speaker 1>call the damn long, don't go to the house, don't

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<v Speaker 1>call week they got it. That's a Nickels in the

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<v Speaker 1>house doing. Man, what you got a man? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what is bad? Do you know what you'll send your

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<v Speaker 1>up in there. That's the problem while they're in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have set you up in the house. That's

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<v Speaker 1>who in there there, that's I guarantee you that what

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<v Speaker 1>you what you got in there? And you know what, man,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the

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<v Speaker 1>best thing to do even doing the people in your

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<v Speaker 1>house right now, you need the youller let me call. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to let me call the day I'm low.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you right down. You think that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna put you know what, man, I gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't come. You will say done. Now I'm gonna tell you. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I get called a loan, I can call a loon.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I get my wife the call right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't call the police. Don't call because it's too much

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<v Speaker 1>of my wife. Don't go man, But I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something honest, I can't do it. Thank you dame

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<v Speaker 1>for to go down there. Now. I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>something I could just pose. Tell me don't even call

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<v Speaker 1>the damn low. You know what, man, looking, He'll be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you. I'm going I ain't gonna go down there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you right there. Now, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>ust thing I'm gonna take you now. Now, I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take my down there first of us. They may

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<v Speaker 1>be tapping my damn lying and I ain't got to

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<v Speaker 1>do with this. You're gonna get done dot. Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>could call it now, want one? Maybe look go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and call them because you know what, You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>your kill down now. And they don't know who you are. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. And I ain't gonna steal on this

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<v Speaker 1>on with you so they can find out. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what it's like. Call it lot. I ain't getting that.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't man, you must get there. Pool ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get an that one. So IM gonna tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>you can do. Dot. I call it low after they

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<v Speaker 1>had my wife right now. You know what. You may

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<v Speaker 1>not like it now, but you appreciate me later because

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<v Speaker 1>you know when you get your month head Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, just west, but I think, man, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what this is? Some crazy do you to set

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<v Speaker 1>your up? Say nothing. I'm gonna try to shook up

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<v Speaker 1>for one. Don't get about calling damn low, damn fool.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta keep your my cats in that closet. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you right now, you're a damn fool. You

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<v Speaker 1>walk out because IM gonna tell you not. They show

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<v Speaker 1>gonna kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, damn, I'm called a law. You feel to

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<v Speaker 1>go down, and I'm gonna tell you not, I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>going down with I don't know why you really even

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<v Speaker 1>call me unless you want to help, because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell you right now, I ain't for the jump of

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<v Speaker 1>the eyes myself nor my damn family over your only

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<v Speaker 1>thing I can do. I can help you out in

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<v Speaker 1>one way. I'm called a law. Now. My wife's got

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<v Speaker 1>a cell phone. What you want me to do? Get me?

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<v Speaker 1>You must be a damn fool. I'm not. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>going down, but I ain't going you know what that look? Look?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't get in there, and my wife did not

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<v Speaker 1>were to count the police. I'm gonna tell you right now,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna calm you. Can you can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>You can hear you? Your damn mouth shut up? Shut?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you shut your damn mouth right now? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>hear me? Shut out? I don't know what none that's

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<v Speaker 1>why they shoot this. Don't peek out that damn dope.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say something, man, you need to shift your

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<v Speaker 1>damn most This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You know what, you just got pranked by man, y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>Just you y'all sock dirty? I do dare well, man, dog,

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<v Speaker 1>you just got pranked by your boy wind. Man. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sweating like hey, sit up in this damn house withdrawals.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh man, you sit up here? Want to play with man?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you sweating? It was from the because I damn sure

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<v Speaker 1>no one should have come down to the house. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a show. I know you weren't coming to that. I

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<v Speaker 1>heard it in your voice. I say, okay, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>he ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>here right now. Man, I might need to take off

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<v Speaker 1>the word board. Hey, let me ask you something, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest radio show in the land. K'

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<v Speaker 1>be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show? That Nephew Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about Rhonda Brother? Yeah? Black women women wait,

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<v Speaker 1>women they were, Yeah, man, you lie, shut you damn

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<v Speaker 1>out shut. You're gonna you're gonna get your more gast

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<v Speaker 1>What you want me to do? I'm calling law. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's all I can do. I ain't coming down there.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>do with this here. I'm calling law. What you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to do? What? Very what you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't know how you come up with him, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't. Let sure. Let me explain to you.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people use the right side of people, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I used the majority of the time, Okay, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>where all the creative stuff is. Only the left, And

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people don't know that. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people don't know how to go there and use that side.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people are just stuck on the right, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just happen to be less. Well, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>breaking that down in your brain to the left, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tom everything he does in his brain to the left,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thank you, left brained people. Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry letter. We'll get into its subject. Her old man

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<v Speaker 1>is taking care of my family. Right after this, you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show,