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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is Pee Deekins calling from departments. Is

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Speaker 2: this Kelly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Kelly. Hey, Kelly, move in day. Excited

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Speaker 1: to have you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, listen, I'm calling with a little bit of

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Speaker 2: news on your place. Okay, okay, and uh, not a

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Speaker 2: big deal. I just want you to be prepared, okay. Uh,

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Speaker 2: so you're moving in today. I know your appointment to

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Speaker 2: move stuff in is a little later, and it looks

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Speaker 2: like for an undetermined amount of time you are going

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Speaker 2: to have a roommate in your extra room there.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean a roommate?

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Speaker 2: I mean, well, I don't know if you've ever had

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Speaker 2: a roommate before, but roommates usually if you live in

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Speaker 2: a place and then there's someone else that lives there

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what a roommate is. Yes, why are you saying

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Speaker 1: I have a.

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Speaker 2: Roommate because I bought apartment to not have a roommate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was the plan.

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Speaker 2: But realized this morning that one of our favorite Kookie

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Speaker 2: characters from the neighborhood has sort of decided to set

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Speaker 2: up shop in your apartment that you're moving into. His

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Speaker 2: name is Johnny, call him Crazy Johnny around here.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're telling me that I have a squatter

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Speaker 1: living in my apartment right now? Es saying the apartment

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Speaker 1: I'm moving into today.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I tried to ask him when he was

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Speaker 2: gonna be leaving and he said some things in gibberish

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Speaker 2: and spat at me, so I didn't get a chance

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Speaker 2: to really talk to him.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: What are you running at halfway house right now? I'm sorry? Like,

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Speaker 1: why is he in my house? Or you have to

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Speaker 1: get him out of it?

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Speaker 2: If you could lower your voice, because I don't want

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Speaker 2: I don't know if Crazy Johnny's listening, and I don't

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Speaker 2: really want to make him upset.

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Speaker 1: But hey, everything is good to go. And you've got

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Speaker 1: to be kidding me right now? Why aren't you calling

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Speaker 1: the police? Oh well, we well because we like him.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's a nice guy at times, and you're

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Speaker 2: kidding me.

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Speaker 1: He if I be a nice guy to you, this

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Speaker 1: guy is not living in my apartment. I swear to God,

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Speaker 1: you'd better be out of there before I am there.

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Speaker 1: You haven't heard the best part.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, the best part, Like I this is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: What is going on?

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Speaker 2: We are prepared to offer you ten percent off your

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Speaker 2: first month's rent if you'll just you know, take in

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Speaker 2: Crazy Johnny for just a little while until we figure

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Speaker 2: out how to get him out of your place.

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Speaker 1: Ken percent off. I would get half that if I

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Speaker 1: had a roommate. You want me to room with a

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Speaker 1: guy named Crazy Johnny? Crazy Johnny and the Ferrets? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Crazy Johnny? What his ferrets? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: He has a ferret band. Actually, it's pretty interesting that

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Speaker 2: he's taught up to.

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Speaker 1: What this has got to be. What are you hitting me?

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Speaker 1: It's really kind of cool. He taught one of his

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Speaker 1: ferreits how to play the drums. Actually, I mean, are

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Speaker 1: you what? I don't even understand what's happening right now.

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Speaker 1: I am not moving into an apartment with a guy

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Speaker 1: named Crazy Johnny with a ferret band living in my apartment.

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Speaker 2: I did not sign up for this, and I absolutely

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Speaker 2: am going to be calling the cops on you guys

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Speaker 2: if he is not out right now. To be fair,

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Speaker 2: the ferret band does have a curfew of ten and

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Speaker 2: Crazy Johnny has never missed it. He always gets him

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Speaker 2: off the drums, at least by nine forty five.

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Speaker 1: This is unbelievable. I swear to God, I am calling

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Speaker 1: I am calling the cops on you.

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Speaker 2: I can't, Kelly, not be legal, Kelly, this is actually

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Speaker 2: Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on

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Speaker 2: you and your boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Jake set you up.

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Speaker 2: What he said, you guys are moving in together and

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Speaker 2: wanted to mess with you on your moving day.

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'm gonna kill him. What Okay,

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Speaker 1: well now I.

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Speaker 2: Have to get back at him. I see.

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Speaker 1: I can't deal with this now. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jubile phone franks