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Speaker 5: We are in here. The individual has two tupperwares of food,

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Speaker 1: And it's gonna be great radio. Excuse me, great dude.

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Speaker 1: I sell dope full fot that's a great call. That

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Speaker 1: Or their meeting will last over an hour and will

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Speaker 1: be good. That's true, but it's not gonna rush us.

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Speaker 5: They literally said we are done at eleven. We have

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Speaker 1: So the schedule would say sore losers, sore losers, sore loser,

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Speaker 2: It's all right, and well, we're gonna We're gonna make

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 5: I know the most about sports, so I'll give you

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Speaker 5: He just got back up from the corn Ferry Tour

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Speaker 1: It's a shame though we don't know any of these guys.

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Speaker 1: This Brian Campbell cat hits it like sixty yards shorter

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Speaker 5: Did they go here? Here's so then you go to eighteen.

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Speaker 5: He got his PGA Tour card in twenty seventeen, then

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Speaker 1: The only two damn people listening to this podcast right

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Speaker 5: No, he has played in one hundred and eighty six

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Speaker 1: He has zero wins ten years. That's a journey, zero wins,

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Speaker 1: Come on, Campbell I'm like, Brian Campbell is going to

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Speaker 1: Feet theater of the mind. Well, that ain't shit. I

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Speaker 2: He missed a three footer earlier.

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Speaker 1: Three foot ain't shit.

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Speaker 1: That's doable.

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Speaker 5: Poltergeis for birdie to tie.

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Speaker 1: He makes it. Those are doable putts. Polter guys from

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Speaker 5: In Mexico for two guys that I've never heard of

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Speaker 5: Hey well, none of the big dogs. The highest ranked

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Speaker 5: So they all take this one off. Yes, So this

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Speaker 2: He's good?

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Speaker 5: And the kid's only twenty man, so his dad's like forty.

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Speaker 1: Right, But I thought the kid walked like he was forty. Well,

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Speaker 5: Dude, I am telling you that when they are talking

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Speaker 1: Who do you root for? Campbell's super Poulter guys? Campbell,

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Speaker 5: No, How can you have Pulter guys when he's only

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Speaker 1: Dad, he's been driving and he got Dady's money. Mama's

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Speaker 5: So, my wife does not give a shit about sports anything.

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Speaker 5: She is not doom scrolling on her phone. She's actually

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Speaker 1: No doom scrolling was on the TV screen? Garment you watch?

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Speaker 3: See dude?

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Speaker 1: Who are you watch?

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Speaker 2: I wasn't so hype about this tournament?

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Speaker 1: Come on in what dude did you? Why did you

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 1: What do you? What are you doing? It is Mike?

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Speaker 3: Who is Brian Campbell?

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Speaker 5: He hasn't played one hundred and eighty six golf tournaments

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Speaker 2: He's never won.

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Speaker 3: Did you know that the average godfla has three hundred

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Speaker 1: Hey, we want to know. Are you mad about the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm mad that you're in my studio. This is

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Speaker 1: Oh we know you've made it your home.

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Speaker 5: You got a green light, you got damn that, you

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Speaker 5: got storage containers. You have your food in two food containers.

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Speaker 5: And we thought you were gonna come in here. What

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Speaker 2: But you came in. You're actually pretty pleasant?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, always in pleasant?

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Speaker 2: I know said you weren't.

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Speaker 5: We just said, we said, we said, quote he's gonna

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Speaker 1: And I put all your documents over there.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate you for not messing with my stuff.

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Speaker 2: Real estate agent on the side.

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Speaker 3: That's correct.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't log out of anything. Everything still logged

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Speaker 1: like Brian's a dick.

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Speaker 3: Or something like Kevin's a bit.

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Speaker 1: Interesting title. You'll remember it.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, anything else going on in the world. Did

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Speaker 2: you have a good weekend?

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Speaker 3: I had a great weekend. I was drunk all week

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Speaker 3: and long would you do? We went to the VIP

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Speaker 1: No, I went out.

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Speaker 2: I went out on Friday night?

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Speaker 3: Where to Kroger.

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Speaker 6: My love them?

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Speaker 3: Zachet?

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Speaker 2: Now you won't give me your Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Sure, it's just at Zach Woodward.

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Speaker 2: No, you know. I went to Pushing Daisies on Friday.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's fine.

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Speaker 5: That place is badass. I love that place. I've been

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Speaker 3: A row and it's expensive, so you must be getting

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Speaker 3: paid way more than me.

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Speaker 1: Is a normal drink?

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Speaker 3: Now it's like fifteen bucks for a drink.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty much normal now. I don't know where

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Speaker 5: that was why I was, you know, I was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'll get another one, Give me another one another you

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Speaker 5: know who says that DJ.

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Speaker 3: Khaled onw You're old.

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Speaker 2: You don't know that.

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Speaker 5: I went to pushing daisies and then I went to

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Speaker 3: Oh you were schnobbing with the important people.

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Speaker 2: Correct?

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Speaker 1: Did you?

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Speaker 3: Were you on a panel last year?

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Speaker 1: Not this year?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: How come this guy never gets on a panel.

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Speaker 3: Because no one wants to hear him talk.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but you're but you're not even in country radio.

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Speaker 3: But I am the face of the future of radio.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they think you could cross over into country.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all didn't start in country. True, and here you are. Whoa, whoa, whoa?

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Speaker 2: Why are you gonna call us out like that?

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, well, whoa, you're crossover? Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: did you go to the show.

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Speaker 1: The jelly roll thing was that part of CRS that

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Speaker 3: It was on Thursday? Yeah, it felt like a week ago.

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Speaker 5: No, I said nine pm on the invite, and I

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Speaker 2: Hey, you know what you say, right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Access to everything, ability to go to nothing. Correct.

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Speaker 3: I love that because that's my new life, mantra. I

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Speaker 3: just want to be invited, but I'll say no.

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Speaker 5: Access to everything. Can't attend anything, I mean, because gotta

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Speaker 5: be up in the morning. I got of work, gotta

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Speaker 5: do this, all right?

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Speaker 1: Cool?

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Speaker 2: You want to sear it? Did Jelly Roll show up?

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Speaker 3: He did at what time? Like seven to fifteen?

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Speaker 1: Wait? I thought it started at nine.

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Speaker 3: We all got invited to a different party. Mine started

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Speaker 3: at four. I got the AARP.

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Speaker 5: It started at four and he showed up at seven fifteen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Now, but free food and.

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Speaker 2: Booze, that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: What's in the kitchen right now?

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Speaker 3: There's a bunch of free food buffalo chicken sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: Who's at four? And when?

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Speaker 3: For us? Us? Do you want one?

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Speaker 1: This is amazing. I mean, Wayne T and d not

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Speaker 1: offer any of that to me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, because they're rude.

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Speaker 1: They just grabbed it and said, they have that studio

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Speaker 1: next to us.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's free food in there if you want to.

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Speaker 1: Well, do you get the email?

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Speaker 2: I got no email.

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Speaker 3: I got a text message.

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Speaker 2: I got no text message.

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Speaker 1: You got to hit that up.

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Speaker 3: You guys got to be better friends with the receptionist.

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Speaker 2: I say hi to her every morning.

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Speaker 3: Do you have her phone number? No, Well that's your problem.

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Speaker 3: She texted me and said, hey, there's free food.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's going above and beyond. I would just say

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Speaker 1: it is good job.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually proud that you knew that.

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Speaker 5: To pull that, I had to pull that out on

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Speaker 5: I was like, what's her name?

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Speaker 2: What's her name?

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Speaker 3: I'm actually genuinely proud of.

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Speaker 2: I mean, are there do you know everybody's name in

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Speaker 3: Though? Basically, damn, that's good. I mean I don't have

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I say, I talk to the people, but

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Speaker 1: I don't remember names. You don't even know the people

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's a girl's name, Ricky?

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Speaker 1: What's the guy's name? Man?

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Speaker 3: What's it first name? What? What's his first name?

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Speaker 2: That's not his name?

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Speaker 1: That radio DJ?

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Speaker 2: Wait, that's not his first name.

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Speaker 3: You think someone is nine months pregnant and going to

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Speaker 3: you know what, I think I'm gonna name this one

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Speaker 3: man Oh. No, that's not his real first name. Seriously,

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Speaker 3: you genuinely thought that.

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Speaker 2: I really thought that was his name?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Wait, what does he go by on the radio?

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Speaker 3: Man O?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so what do you call bones his real name?

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Speaker 1: Off the air? Yeah, you call him Bobby's. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I've never even talked to the Man of Day in

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Speaker 3: my life. I heard of him.

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Speaker 5: My question is, what do you call Mano off air?

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Speaker 3: Kevin?

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Speaker 1: What do you call him off air?

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Speaker 3: Lunchbox?

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Speaker 2: They know what I'm saying. You don't call him the

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Speaker 2: D word. I'm not a dick, no, Jason.

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Speaker 5: My question is, so you don't call him by every

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Speaker 2: Do you what do you call him?

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Speaker 3: We call him Kevin or Kevin Mano?

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Speaker 1: Wait, his radio name's Mano, but you call him Kevin

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Speaker 1: on air?

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Speaker 3: Well? Here, think about it.

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Speaker 1: The name of the show titled These Kevin's a Bitch. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought that was a caller.

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Speaker 3: No, the name of the show is Ricky, Zach and Mano.

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Speaker 3: Could you imagine if it was Ricky, Zach and Kevin.

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Speaker 3: How boring does that sound?

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Speaker 1: That sounds like?

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's that's why I would call him Mano,

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Speaker 5: because that's what the name on.

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Speaker 1: The show is.

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Speaker 3: Well, call him his name is Kevin.

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Speaker 5: So when someone tunes in, they're like, hey Kevin, Like

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Speaker 5: what I thought I was listening to Ricky Zach and Mano.

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Speaker 3: We call him Kevin Mano a lot.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, first and last name is even weird.

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Speaker 3: Whatever I gotta go? Where do you go?

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Speaker 2: You gotta go show a house?

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Speaker 3: I do? I have five showings today, all the client

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Speaker 3: where are.

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Speaker 2: They trying to? Let's see? What are they looking at? Oh? Man,

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Speaker 2: where'd you get this client? Do you get a lot

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Speaker 2: from the radio?

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00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,080
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, well that's badass. This client is actually our

448
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:03,160
Speaker 3: old promotions through Oh really, Robin nice. Now she works

449
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:03,920
Speaker 3: for the Nashville scene.

450
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see her old time.

451
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:05,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

452
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,560
Speaker 5: I go to the movies in the park and I

453
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,320
Speaker 5: say hi to her. So she's trying to get a house.

454
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:10,600
Speaker 3: Huh.

455
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're being so nosy.

456
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,200
Speaker 3: Let him live his life.

457
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,760
Speaker 2: So I like, Robin, she's really nice.

458
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna help her pay for a house?

459
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,240
Speaker 2: No, she's got a good job in the Nashville scene.

460
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,760
Speaker 3: We got up the budget, babes, we got up the budget.

461
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,199
Speaker 2: All right, we'll go meet her, have fun. Tell her.

462
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,080
Speaker 3: I said, hello, Okay, goodbye. Sweet he's trying not to

463
00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:25,480
Speaker 3: miss me.

464
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,560
Speaker 1: I thought, you're gonna be mad at us. This went

465
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,679
Speaker 1: pretty well, you know, going to the window and I

466
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:30,960
Speaker 1: was like.

467
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,080
Speaker 5: Oh, hit, you want to know a fun fact about

468
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,200
Speaker 5: Zach What his mom used to play for the USA

469
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,080
Speaker 5: women's soccer team.

470
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,800
Speaker 3: That's facts. Really, she was on the Olympic soccer team.

471
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:45,200
Speaker 1: Which one? It was eight? Alex Morgan, No, eighty eight, dude,

472
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,600
Speaker 1: Alex Morgan wasn't born yet, nineteen eight.

473
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:48,080
Speaker 2: It was.

474
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,560
Speaker 5: It was right before me and Ham and Chastain. She

475
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,199
Speaker 5: was the Yeah, she was the generation before that.

476
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,480
Speaker 3: Wow. I was trying to remember Hope solo.

477
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 2: Oh she played with Hope.

478
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, she broke her elbow.

479
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,960
Speaker 2: Wow. What about Pippin?

480
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:00,920
Speaker 1: Pippin's daughter.

481
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,560
Speaker 3: I have no idea that this was before I was born.

482
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:03,800
Speaker 1: Bro.

483
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,640
Speaker 5: She didn't talk about it like you don't like reminisce

484
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,920
Speaker 5: in the old glory days. Not really, Your mom didn't

485
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,560
Speaker 5: have like pictures hanging all over the walls.

486
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,600
Speaker 3: No, she has her metal all right, Hey, he's gonna going.

487
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,520
Speaker 1: Last question, how are your hips? Because my dad got

488
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,160
Speaker 1: the same surgery you did nine days ago.

489
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm like a new person. You got

490
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,920
Speaker 3: a hip replacement, Yeah, had a total hip replacement two

491
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,159
Speaker 3: months ago, and I feel like a new person. I

492
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 3: literally woke up, put my feet on the ground, and

493
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,400
Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, it doesn't hurt.

494
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,719
Speaker 1: You're running and stuff.

495
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:38,719
Speaker 3: I've never ran. I didn't run beforehand, So don't wasting

496
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,360
Speaker 3: all those man. I only run if there's a buffet

497
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 3: at the end. Got it.

498
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,160
Speaker 2: That's got it? Man. We need to get your mom

499
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 2: in here. Bring her on the.

500
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,359
Speaker 3: Pond, bring, bring it on.

501
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,919
Speaker 1: I'd love to talk to her about her guest in

502
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 1: five years?

503
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm wild?

504
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 2: Did she party a lot when she was on the limp?

505
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 6: Like?

506
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:55,560
Speaker 3: Where did?

507
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 1: How did she get so good?

508
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,320
Speaker 3: She practiced? What do you mean how do you get

509
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 3: so good? She started at a really young age.

510
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 5: But I'm saying back in those days, there wasn't the

511
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 5: internet to find the best player, So I wonder how

512
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,640
Speaker 5: she was discovered being that, you know what I mean?

513
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 3: Like she went to like at a very young age.

514
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 3: They have like Olympic training camps that you can go to. Ah,

515
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,400
Speaker 3: so she started going to those camps and like join

516
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,679
Speaker 3: the national team when she was like fifteen or something.

517
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 2: Damn, that's badass, I know.

518
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 3: So you need to step it up with your kids.

519
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 2: Oh, they're already there, already in training.

520
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 1: Don't worry.

521
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 3: Okay, great, can't wait.

522
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 2: They do fifty push ups for bed.

523
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 3: You're lying, I am lying. Okay, good, I say that's awful. Parents, awful.

524
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 5: I mean you want to see it, my baller, if

525
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,480
Speaker 5: we played basketball this weekend.

526
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,120
Speaker 2: You want to see it.

527
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 1: You got to show some houses.

528
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 2: Well, I mean the client will wait.

529
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it. You know how somebody's a parent.

530
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 1: Don't worry, don't show you.

531
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

532
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

533
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 3: Why an't you going to have a baby.

534
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: No, I don't believe in kids. I'm not trying to

535
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 1: further you don't believe in kids. I don't want introduce

536
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 1: this shit.

537
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,160
Speaker 3: It exists. What do you mean you don't believe in them?

538
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 2: I mean, look, looking, how good my kid?

539
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: Look?

540
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 2: He's number thirteen. Okay, he's the one. He's in the

541
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 2: white jersey right there. Look at him. He's trying to

542
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 2: get the ball.

543
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 3: Number thirteen is black he's not.

544
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 2: He's white.

545
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 3: Bro. Oh the other team.

546
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 2: Look, look, look at the kid on the ground grabbing

547
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 2: my kid because he doesn't want to get the ball.

548
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,919
Speaker 2: He's grabbing him by the jersey.

549
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, man, Yeah, he's doing great.

550
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 2: He did, he did a great job.

551
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, hey, let's take it right, let's take

552
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 3: that food.

553
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 1: We're gonna take No, we're gonna take a break and

554
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 1: get that food.

555
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 2: Okay, what is it?

556
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 1: Hot sliders?

557
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 3: It's a buffalo chicken sandwich.

558
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 2: Let's take a break. Right, you're not gonna eat it

559
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 2: right now, right, you're just gonna hold it so.

560
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 1: On the pod. And then we're gonna promote the business.

561
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 1: And then I haven't even talked. I haven't even finished

562
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: the golf tournament. Nobody's waiting for this end of the story.

563
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: I guess better than whatever you were about to say,

564
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 1: we'll take a break.

565
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 2: We're right back.

566
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,439
Speaker 3: I'm sure that was great.

567
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 2: But that was fun. I mean, he's phenomenal.

568
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 1: And now I see why he does morning radio.

569
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 2: I like it.

570
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 1: I would listen to that.

571
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 5: I like him a lot. He's funny, he's got a

572
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 5: good personality. He's not he's not shy. He'd tell you stories.

573
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 5: I would love to get his mom in here, though.

574
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if I saw it correctly. I think

575
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: he gave us the middle finger to start off the conversation,

576
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 1: but then he came in very warm good.

577
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 2: But anyway, back to the golf, dude.

578
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 5: So they they play the eighteenth hole, right, and my boy,

579
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 5: they both hit it like. He hits it in the

580
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 5: fairway and Poulter guys hits it.

581
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: In the rough. I think that's how it happened.

582
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: And then he sprays it, spraise it right.

583
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 2: Maybe that was on the eighteenth hole.

584
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 5: Anyway, they tie that hole, they had to go back

585
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 5: to the green, the fairway, whatever.

586
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: You play the final hole twice.

587
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's another playing it a third time. This is

588
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 5: a third I mean they played it on eighteen and

589
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 5: then they played it.

590
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: Twice, and now, no, you don't play it a third time.

591
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 1: I think at some point you need another hole.

592
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 2: Dude. I'm telling you, I watched the damn.

593
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: Fans explain it.

594
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 2: It was Smiley Kaufman.

595
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: This is one of the unique ties that they play

596
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: the same hole four times.

597
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 5: And here the thing is, I was feeling it was unfair.

598
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 5: They were playing the par five over and over again

599
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 5: because poulter guys out drives him by sixty yards. So

600
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 5: that's really a huge advantage for poultergeis Yeah, and so

601
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 5: Poultergeist freaking drills it into the fairway three hundred and

602
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 5: twenty one yards. So my boy Brian Campbell gets up

603
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 5: there and he whack slicing, slicing. Oh my god, that's

604
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 5: going for the woods. That's Ob, Jim, that's Ob.

605
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: And then you hear Dunk hits a tree, bounce his

606
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: back over the fence.

607
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 5: Into the hole, No, into the rough. He is one

608
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 5: hundred yards behind Poultergeist. One hundred yards behind Poltergeist.

609
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: I did that because it's the Mexican Open.

610
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 5: So then I'm like, this dude's got to lay up.

611
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 5: He's only two hundred and twenty one yards. He's still

612
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 5: got like three hundred yards.

613
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: Of the hole. He's got to go. Driver off the deck.

614
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 5: That's what Aaron Rye kept trying to do, and bennouncers, Oh,

615
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 5: Aaron Rye is a magician with driver off the deck.

616
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 5: He did it twice and shit the bed twice with it.

617
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 5: I mean, not even close the way he's supposed to hit.

618
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 1: We've all got that buddy who goes driver off the

619
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 1: deck on a part five and you're like, just stop, no,

620
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: get out your hybrid.

621
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 5: They said, oh, he brings two drivers on this course

622
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 5: just because of this is his specialty driver off the deck.

623
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 5: This driver he only uses it off the deck. He

624
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 5: is sensational with it. Way right, way right.

625
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: Go with the hybrid, go with your three would Yeah,

626
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: let's not try in big deck.

627
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 2: We try Aaron right, tried a big dick it and

628
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 2: he didn't do anything.

629
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 3: Ray A.

630
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: We tried a big digg it around brother.

631
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 5: So then my boy he freaking lays up and Poultergeist

632
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 5: goes for the green.

633
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 2: He's like, I just got to put it on the green, going.

634
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: Right at the flag stick two yards short in the bunker.

635
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: We are back to dead even. Boys, we are back

636
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 1: to dead even. I'd still say advantage Poltergeist. They're so

637
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: good around the bunker.

638
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 5: But my guy is sixty yards out, Campbell is sixty

639
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 5: yards out.

640
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: That's still it's I would rather hit it from the

641
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 1: bunker to try and get it closer to the flag

642
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: than sixty yards out.

643
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: It was perfect.

644
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 1: You don't know golf. Perfect lie in the bunker, you

645
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: don't know ball.

646
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 2: No, No.

647
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 5: On the upslope, it was perfect lie. They said, no

648
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 5: problems sitting up on the bunker. But here comes my

649
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 5: boy Campbell. You don't know ball, dude. He has to

650
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 5: be shaking his shit like he never in one hundred

651
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 5: and eighty six freaking golf tournaments, he has never won,

652
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 5: not even on the corn. He got enough close second

653
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 5: and third and fourth places to qualify, he never won.

654
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable.

655
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, let me root for this guy that

656
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: plays golf for a living AND's never won and he

657
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: still can play for ten years. That seems extremely fortunate.

658
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: That'd be like me never getting an ACM or a

659
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: CMA award and still being in radio Ray. We've gotten eight.

660
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 3: Bro.

661
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 5: I'm just I was all in on this guy and

662
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 5: they're showing his girlfriend on the side and she is

663
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 5: shitting her pants.

664
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: Somebody get this guy a signed piece of memorabilia from

665
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: Craig Campbell.

666
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 5: Brian Campbell Brian Campbell for the University of Illinois. Dude,

667
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 5: I have never been so invested in a golf tournament

668
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 5: in my life. I mean, I am pacing back and

669
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 5: when he hit the tree, I was like, it's over.

670
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 5: It's over. We lot and my wife's like, no, why

671
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 5: did we lose? I'm like, he hit the tree. He's

672
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 5: one hundred yards behind Poultergeist. We're dead. We're dead, and

673
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 5: sixty yards. He gets up there all right, stands over it.

674
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 5: I could put it within ten feet. He chips one bounce,

675
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 5: two bounce to within two feet.

676
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: That's better than me. But then he backed it up

677
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: to the bunker. No, he had the back spin. It's

678
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: about five and a half feetes. So here goes Pultergeiss

679
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: out of the bunker, out of the dune, chips ith

680
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 1: nothing like the day of the beach.

681
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: Rolls past the hole about six and a half feet.

682
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: So now Poultergeist is up first, and they're like, this

683
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 1: is a simple putt, very easy, nothing to it, hits it.

684
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 2: Missus left.

685
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: These guys suck.

686
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 5: So now Brian Campbell one hundred and eighty six tournaments,

687
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 5: never won, has a five footer, maybe four and a

688
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 5: half feet.

689
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: I saw his wife in a sun dress.

690
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: Maybe four feet.

691
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: She was all over PGA dot com.

692
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 5: To win his first ever professional golf tournament.

693
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 2: Stands over the.

694
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: Ball, sound effect ready, sound effect loaded, center of the cup,

695
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: center of the cup. He did it, and it was

696
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: so cool and it was so awesome, and I was

697
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: screaming in my freaking house for someone that I just

698
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: learned of the very day before. Brian freaking Campbell and

699
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: the Jab Craig Gamble, keep them kisses coming, baby.

700
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 5: Baby box three before the last holes like, Dad, I

701
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 5: go back outside, but you come get me when we

702
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 5: see trophy and I was like yeah, and he goes,

703
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 5: if you if I miss it, you rewind, you rewind.

704
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, dude. They didn't even show the

705
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 5: trophy presentation. They went straight to the news exactly said,

706
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 5: we don't give a shit.

707
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: I've not been preempted by the news. There's not a

708
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: roary or speed on this podium. So we out there

709
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: is Brian freaking Campbell. Dude, he out of the tree.

710
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: It's the luckiest bounce I've ever in the history of

711
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: the PGA. Well, you're gonna see there was a condom

712
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: or something wet on that tree. That's the only way

713
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: it's gonna stick.

714
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 5: Like that greatest thing I saw on the internet, though,

715
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 5: is last night, after he got the trophy and everything,

716
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 5: they got their celebratory drinks. The caddy and Brian Campbell

717
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 5: went back and toasted the tree.

718
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, man, it was amazing. I was loving

719
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: every minute. Deal hear my excitement, Brian, enjoy the woods.

720
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: You'll be bad. Dude.

721
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 5: Now gets to play in the Masters, he gets to

722
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 5: play in.

723
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: The US Opened. He does for that one, yes.

724
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 5: And he's got his tour cards to cured for the

725
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 5: next however many years because he won a freaking tournament. Dude,

726
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 5: that is life changing. His girlfriend in the sun dress

727
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 5: follows her knees. She's crying, and they interview him and

728
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 5: they're like, man, what do you say. He's like, just grit, man,

729
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 5: just just grit. I don't even know. I I don't

730
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 5: I don't even know what's going on right now. He goes,

731
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 5: I cannot believe. I just want a golf tournament.

732
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: Now, battle's gonna try and come in here.

733
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 5: I mean it was incredible, dude. And I think what

734
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 5: helped him is that another guy from the corn Ferry Tour.

735
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: What do you need? You're the third person to try

736
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: and come in here in the last three minutes.

737
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 3: I just.

738
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: We did Wadey and Taylor in that one. Fine, all right,

739
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: you don't need this, do you? Because We're done in

740
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: like twenty all right, sorry t Baby, Yes, dude, I

741
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: don't know.

742
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: I mean I was over the moon man.

743
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: Now, the reason I'm pissed I didn't watch him minute

744
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: of the tournament. I no one watched it. You want

745
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: to know how I know no one I would have watched it.

746
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: I told you I've been playing every tournament before they

747
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: play it on PS five, But I took the weekend

748
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: off of the skag man.

749
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 5: You know how I know nobody gives a shit about

750
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 5: what I just talked about because.

751
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: You, because we made it interesting together. I posted on

752
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: the Facebook page, who is watching the Mexico Open right now?

753
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: It is intense, high level drama.

754
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 2: Almost twenty four hours later. No replies.

755
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: Later relate to our people and the tractors man gives

756
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: a crap he won one point four million dollars. I mean,

757
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: I just couldn't know Tuggers your guys on watching the golf.

758
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 5: I think he was so comfortable because another corn fery

759
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 5: guy was in it with him. If he was playing

760
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 5: against someone else that was a PGA veteran, I don't

761
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 5: know if you'd have been able to keep it together.

762
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch the TGL why I don't know that.

763
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: Thank god I took off that tournament though I didn't know.

764
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: None of the big dogs were playing in it. None.

765
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 5: They all sucked, No, none of them play. The highest

766
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 5: rate player was Aaron Rye at number twenty nine.

767
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: So then what are they waiting for? Is there a

768
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: big tournament next year?

769
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 5: I think it's players. I'm just telling you it was incredible.

770
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: The look at look at your boy front page of

771
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: pg dot com, My boy, Brian Campbell. It's not players. Players,

772
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: Arnold's into Look at him and his wife.

773
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 5: That's his girlfriend. He's touching her up, dude. I'm telling you, man,

774
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 5: I love inspirational stories. I love underdogs.

775
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: Is an aggressive hug dude.

776
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 5: That is one hundred and eighty six tournaments of thinking

777
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 5: you're and he's standing over his putt, right, and he's

778
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 5: hugging her with that one hundred and eighty six, one

779
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 5: hundred and eighty seventh driver. Dude, he went to the

780
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 5: nineteenth hole.

781
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: So no, he'd literally played the nineteenth You mean.

782
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 5: Like in the twenty first I told my wife, I

783
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 5: said he was standing over his putt, and I said,

784
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 5: if he doesn't win this tournament, he's never going to

785
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 5: win a tournament. I said, they're all right, dude, yeah, sorry,

786
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 5: excuse me. I said, there is no chance. If he

787
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,239
Speaker 5: hasn't won one hundred and eighty six of them, he

788
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 5: is this close. If he doesn't win now on the

789
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 5: PGA Tour, this is it.

790
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 2: He will never win again.

791
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: Okay, we've lost all our listeners. But next week is

792
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: not the Players, good call. It's the Cognizant Classic in

793
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: the Palm Beaches, OH, in Florida, and then we have

794
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: Arnold Palmer in Florida. So then they take their Miami

795
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: turn and then Puerto Rico Open, Oh, players is in

796
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: like a month. My bad, No, it can't be, because

797
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: the Masters in a month. Why would all the big dogs? Yeah,

798
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: Players is in four tournaments.

799
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, Master. We're not in March yet.

800
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 2: We're not in March. Sorry. I was thinking.

801
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 5: I was like, the Masters is real soon, but no,

802
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,959
Speaker 5: But that was I mean, that was it high level drama.

803
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 5: My wife dinner was delayed forty five minutes because she

804
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,719
Speaker 5: was watching the drama.

805
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: You need to start focusing more on your Cubs lineup.

806
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 2: I'm not worried about the Cubs, man, but I were

807
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 2: taking it.

808
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: They won't get sixty wins this year, I'll bet you.

809
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously they are, but maybe.

810
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 2: They'll get sixty five. We're gonna take a break and

811
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: we're gonna come back.

812
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 3: Man.

813
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 5: The Nets wrapped up their season high drama on the hardwood.

814
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 2: We'll be right back, dude.

815
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: I keep thinking you're talking about the actual Nets, but

816
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: you're talking about your kids team.

817
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Brooklyn Nets, four to six year olds, and

818
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 5: we show up for our nine to forty five game

819
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 5: ready to rock and roll. We're gonna be wearing the

820
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 5: white jerseys. They're reversible, they're white and black. We are

821
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 5: the white and we look across the court and who.

822
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 2: Are we playing?

823
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 5: None other than the Brooklyn Nets. The same team, same teams.

824
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: The drama of this episode keeps getting better.

825
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 5: The reason is because we are out both out of

826
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 5: the same community center, so we're just the Nets. They

827
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 5: just have a different coach, So they wore the black

828
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 5: jerseys were we.

829
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 2: Wore the white.

830
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 5: I've scouted them all season long because they practice at

831
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 5: the same time we do.

832
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 1: Ray we're lower income, no.

833
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 5: Practice at the same time, so they're on one side

834
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 5: of the gym, we're on the other. And I've watched

835
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 5: them practice, so I know what they're about. I know

836
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 5: the plays they run. I know everything about them.

837
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, kids, the play I was eavesdropping on the opponent. Yes,

838
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: run the bounce pass. Just let's just put it this way.

839
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 3: Man.

840
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 2: It was high drama. It was a physical, physical battle.

841
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 5: Their team knew how to push, they knew how to shove,

842
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 5: they knew how to grab. Baby Box two got headlocked.

843
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 5: He was trying to go on a breakaway. Dude wrapped

844
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 5: his arm around his neck. That's a flagrant one.

845
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 2: Rep didn't call it.

846
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 5: Review that Hey, loose ball, baby Box going for it.

847
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 5: Kid just grabs him by the jersey and yanks him.

848
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 5: Bats to a game.

849
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 2: It was so crazy.

850
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: Let me show you this the nineteen eighties NBA.

851
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: It felt like it right right. Check this out. I'm

852
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 2: gonna get to the part.

853
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: Well, at least put it to the microphone. Have some

854
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: respect for our truckers.

855
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 2: Look, check out number ten.

856
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: Put it next to the microphone.

857
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: I can see watch see it.

858
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 3: I mean it looks like.

859
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: A bunch of snows rolling around on the ground. Look,

860
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: he gets the ball, he's gonna drive to the hoop.

861
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: Kid just tackles him, Bro tackles him. Look, I mean

862
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: watch and he tries to get up and he will

863
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: he just grabs his legs.

864
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 2: I mean, what are we doing here?

865
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: Those are the games we've been talking about this whole time.

866
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: There's nine hundred other kids on the court. Yeah, who's

867
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: the kid in the foreground playing with the ball?

868
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 5: I don't know, he's not on the court. That's five

869
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 5: on five basketball man. And let me tell you, disaster.

870
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 5: There's one point there, number twelve on their team. He

871
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,280
Speaker 5: is their best player.

872
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 2: We had.

873
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: We had Jackie garding him, and Jackie's locking him down,

874
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: locking him down, and she goes to steal the ball,

875
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: kind of blocks it like he tries to go up

876
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: for the shot. She kind of knocks out of his hand.

877
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: He two hands shoves her in the chest. Are refs

878
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: calling this what's happening?

879
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 2: Damn thing?

880
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 5: And I'm I had to run over there. Who whoa, whoa, whoa, woah,

881
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 5: you can't do that. And then the red finally comes

882
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 5: out and goes, hey, man, you can't do that.

883
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: But oh, he's just collecting the twenty Oh dude, it

884
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: goes out of bounds and he just hold the.

885
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 4: Ball.

886
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: What oh he nailed it in.

887
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 2: He wouldn't.

888
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 5: He wouldn't even point directions, he wouldn't say anything. He'd

889
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 5: just stand on the sideline. He'd go stand by the

890
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 5: red line. Oh he didn't give a crap.

891
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: Hey like that.

892
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: Check baby, sometimes I'm with you on that one, man. Yeah,

893
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: just check the box.

894
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 5: Here you go, you nail the ballerball anyway, the final score.

895
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 2: For nothing.

896
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 5: The good guys, we won. And not only that, right,

897
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 5: it's zero zero in the first half.

898
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: Right from what I saw from that video, it looked

899
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: highly competitive and it's like two kids just rolling on

900
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 1: the crowd.

901
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 2: No, no, my son was getting tackled. He was not rolling.

902
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: He was trying to go to the hoop.

903
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 1: I saw everything butt basketball in that video.

904
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 5: And the dude got tackled at the hips like he

905
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 5: went for his hips and he tackled him.

906
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: And that's the same way I just saw. How does

907
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: the ball ever make it from one end to the

908
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: court to the other dribble dude, do you guys play

909
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: half court or a full court?

910
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 2: Man?

911
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 1: We go full Let me just tell you that this guys,

912
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: it looked like the basketball had molasses, and it looked

913
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: like the kids both had honey on their shoes. That

914
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: is the style of play that was on that screen

915
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: that I was watching, bro.

916
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 5: And I gotta be honest, I don't know if Baby

917
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 5: Box one was feeling as good as he should have.

918
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 5: Like he wasn't a flu game kind of his energy

919
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 5: level was down definitely, So I think he had a

920
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,479
Speaker 5: little some kind of bug or something.

921
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell.

922
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 5: But he was not as aggressive, he wasn't as quick

923
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 5: he was like, he wasn't the spark plug that our

924
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 5: team usually relies on.

925
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: Sometimes park plugs go bad, you gotta replace them, dude.

926
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 5: But it's zero zero, and we get the ball and

927
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 5: we go down the court and we'd throw a pass

928
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 5: to Monica, and let me tell you, Monica beginning of

929
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 5: the season very shit.

930
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: Just like on Friends, and then she gets more outgoing.

931
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 2: Couldn't even get the ball to hit the net.

932
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: But he said he was zero zero. When did the

933
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: flurry of points happen to get to four?

934
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 5: We get down the court and it's in the middle

935
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 5: of the second quarter. Toss it down low, Monica gets it.

936
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 5: She dribbles, turns right in the middle of the lane,

937
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 5: shoots it, bounces on the back of the.

938
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: Rim, and then Monica her first hoop of the season, dude,

939
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: her first hoop of the sea. I'm telling you, at

940
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: the beginning of the year, she literally could not get

941
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: the ball to the net. That's coaching.

942
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: She could not get it to the net.

943
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: Ray, it was another feather in my cap.

944
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 5: And we sat there and we practiced and practiced after practice,

945
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 5: like everybody's okay code.

946
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: She stayed five minutes after You're right, but like you're

947
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: Kobe and she she turns around, got this big old

948
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: grin on her face, is pumping the air like doing

949
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: fist pumps. Who did she salute?

950
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 3: You?

951
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: Were her parents? She comes running, I pick her up

952
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: and I'm celebrating, and then I was her dad. I

953
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: would say drop my daughter.

954
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh wait, we gotta play defends.

955
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 5: They came down and they got a shot off before

956
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 5: I even got her out of my arms.

957
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: They did.

958
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 5: They got the ball down the court pretty quickly and

959
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 5: got one up before I even put her down. So

960
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 5: that was my bat on that. But and then after

961
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 5: the game I asked her parents. I was like, did

962
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 5: you see that? And they were like, we saw the

963
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 5: end of it? Was that mean they weren't paying attention?

964
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 5: And they were on tic tac they met, well, they

965
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 5: got two other kids. They were playing chase or whatever.

966
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 5: They missed the hoop.

967
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: Well, I could tell from the video you showed. There

968
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: was a lot going on all over the court and

969
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: hopscotch tic tac toe in a little game of jump rope.

970
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: And then I believe Carrie had our other bucket.

971
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: And wait, you're the coach. You don't even know how

972
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: the two points were scored. What if you had a

973
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: team like Duke put up one hundred and twenty.

974
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: Well it was four nothing. I know we won.

975
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: And there was a girl more dick it around. No, no, And.

976
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 2: There was a girl on their team. I mean she

977
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: was a battering ram she was.

978
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 5: I mean she was a foot taller name by on

979
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 5: my team, and she was just knocking the shit out

980
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 5: of people.

981
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: At that age level, the girls are better than the boys.

982
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, and just running over people, I mean, and the

983
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 5: rest calling nothing.

984
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say.

985
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 5: This, number twelve on their team, he was also a

986
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 5: foot taller than anybody on my team.

987
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:31,879
Speaker 1: But the thing they didn't know what to do. They

988
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: didn't know to dribble the ball, didn't have heart. No, No,

989
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: every single play. They would just pick up the ball

990
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: and run around the freaking court. That's a travel and

991
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: eventually the ref would have to call it travel. And

992
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: I sat there in my head and congratulated myself on

993
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: being the best coach in the league. I gave myself

994
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: that recognition. The reason is, what point did you award

995
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: yourself as award of the game? Oh?

996
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 2: Halfway through the game?

997
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: Ah, halfway through the game.

998
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: And the reason I did.

999
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: That congratulation itself.

1000
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 5: The reason I did that is because I would watch

1001
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 5: them practice every week.

1002
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: And what did they practice.

1003
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: They practice shooting and passing and rebounding, never dribbling. They

1004
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: never dribbled the ball at their practice ever.

1005
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 3: Never.

1006
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 5: And I said, all we did at practice was dribble

1007
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 5: the ball. We didn't shoot. We did a little bit

1008
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 5: of passing, but it was mainly dribble.

1009
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 1: Dribble, dribble.

1010
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 5: If you can dribble the ball, you can play basketball.

1011
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: Kid. The dribble lead to the pass, which leads to

1012
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: the move, which leads to the shot kick.

1013
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 5: They never dribbled the ball. We win for nothing. We

1014
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 5: celebrate with a team photo and that's the end of

1015
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 5: the season.

1016
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: Did your team dump breast milk on you at the

1017
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: end of the game.

1018
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: No, but they did dogpile on me.

1019
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't do that this day and age.

1020
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 2: It was pretty awesome.

1021
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 3: Man.

1022
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 5: We got our second win of the season the first game,

1023
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 5: in the last game, and I was gonna say, the.

1024
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: Season's over, right, season is over? Season is over? Ray,

1025
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: That is Brooklyn Nets basketball. I think I speak for

1026
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: all of us when I say thank God.

1027
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 5: And great and Parker, who's on my team, I said, hey, guys,

1028
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 5: I got bad news. That was our last game. And

1029
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 5: he goes, is it over? And I'm like yeah, and

1030
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 5: he goes, no more.

1031
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 6: Basketball, No more basketball, you guys are more basketball. Team

1032
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 6: starts chatting it. No more basketball, as your coach, let

1033
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 6: me lead the chant. No more basketball, no more basketball,

1034
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 6: more time at pushing days.

1035
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: He's drinking tequila with your mom.

1036
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 2: But Parker was so happy. And then I said, all right, guys.

1037
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 5: Nets on three, one two, I may have the video. Man,

1038
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 5: you want you want audio of this team yelling Nets

1039
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 5: for one last time?

1040
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,919
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is gonna make our podcast right here.

1041
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 1: Here goes Well, you're gonna need to get all those

1042
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: kids permission to play that on the podcast, and we'll

1043
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: take a break. I mean, it's the beginning, middle, and

1044
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: the end of the best part sometimes of stuff is

1045
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 1: the end. That was a hell of a season.

1046
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 5: Health season, coach. Then we had the team party, said, everybody,

1047
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 5: come on over the house. We're gonna have a team

1048
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 5: party at my house.

1049
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 1: Was this spontaneous?

1050
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 5: Now we had planned it in advance. We gave them

1051
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 5: you knew you were gonna win, no win or lose.

1052
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: It was the end of the year. We were having

1053
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 2: the team party either way, regardless.

1054
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna party if you lost twelve to nothing.

1055
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 5: I mean, the Michigan guy, they got their ass, whoof

1056
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 5: by Michigan State, He's still propos to his chicken mid court.

1057
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if you saw that. Did

1058
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: you see that? I didn't watch any sports. I'm taking

1059
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: a break from sports.

1060
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 5: The Michigan basketball player Golden who used to play at

1061
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 5: FAU No, I'm not Golden Tate.

1062
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1063
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 5: But they lost their ass the Michigan State and then

1064
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 5: after the game at mid court, he still proposed to

1065
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 5: his girlfriend. I'm like, bro, you lost. You can't propose

1066
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 5: when you lost, because then you're all celebraty eating and you.

1067
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 1: Got your ass kick with Michigan, though they may not

1068
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: have another win coming.

1069
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 5: It was weird. It was a weird scene. But anyway,

1070
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 5: so I said, hey, everybody come to our house. And

1071
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 5: we had Chick fil A and we we had the

1072
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 5: coolers stocked with beer. We had some We had some Seltzers.

1073
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 5: I hope they were marked. We had we had the

1074
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 5: beer cooler, beer and Seltzer's had one cooler, then the

1075
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 5: wine on the counter.

1076
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 2: Then we had.

1077
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 5: Water juice and Croy Lacroix. That's right, Rocroy.

1078
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 2: Yes.

1079
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 5: So this was a party for the parents, everything, and

1080
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 5: we blew up. What we got for Christmas for the

1081
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 5: boys is we got them like this rocker bouncer Rocker's.

1082
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 2: It looks like Saturn. It has a.

1083
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 5: Big ring around it and the middle blows up too,

1084
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 5: and it rocks back and forth and they not they

1085
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 5: throw each other off of it. And we put that

1086
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 5: up and it's the third time we've used it.

1087
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: It popped.

1088
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: I want a season.

1089
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 2: It popped.

1090
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 5: Then it popped. They can't come in. Hey can you

1091
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 5: blow that up again? I go out there and there's

1092
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 5: this I start the blower and it's just shooting the air.

1093
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, it's broken.

1094
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: They probably shouldn't be operating the blower. After a couple

1095
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: of drinks out.

1096
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 5: We had three freaking three uses of this thing. The

1097
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 5: kids didn't even get to use it for the whole party,

1098
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 5: but they were running around outside. It was like thirty

1099
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 5: eight degrees. My wife's like, I feel like they're all

1100
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 5: going to be inside. Not a damn one of them

1101
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 5: one to be inside. The parents stayed inside the whole

1102
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 5: time because it was still doable, still doable, And I said,

1103
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 5: kids don't feel cold, Kids don't feel cold. And the

1104
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 5: party was It started at like eleven because the game

1105
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 5: was over at ten thirty. Everybody went straight to our

1106
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 5: house and we were rocking there and they think we're alcoholics.

1107
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, we got beer here, you on beer?

1108
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: Hey do you care if we stay the night? Sure?

1109
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 5: Sally, and no one was drinking beer. And I was like,

1110
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 5: oh my god, this is awkward. They think I was

1111
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 5: like jonesing for a beer.

1112
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like, oh, so people weren't boozing, but eventually

1113
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: they started boozing around noon.

1114
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: They waited till.

1115
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: Noon, okay, and see a lot of them, man are recovering.

1116
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: So that's the thing. You can't. If you're recovering, you

1117
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: start late, start early. That's when you go to the

1118
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: big house. And it was really scary because then we

1119
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: had an incident where we lost a kid.

1120
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 5: One of the families had a younger son. What was

1121
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 5: the score of the game? Wait, where's Mark?

1122
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: Holy hell? What happened to Saturn?

1123
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: And Omar Omar went missing?

1124
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 5: And were you Omar Omar Ohm Check the backyard, check

1125
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 5: the rooms.

1126
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: No, Omar, go out in the front yard.

1127
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: No Omar, Omar, Omar, Omar Omar No.

1128
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 5: And the parents are freaking out. Now everybody's starting to panic.

1129
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 5: So I jump in the car and I'm gonna drive

1130
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 5: around the neighborhood. I'm like, I'm gonna go find this

1131
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 5: Omar kid. It is like a five minute search. Like

1132
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 5: everybody's looking in the backyard, looking in the neighbor's backyards.

1133
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 2: I mean, we're everywhere. Well, I mean, I.

1134
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: Hate to spoiler alert. I never got an amber alert.

1135
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 5: Well, good news is Omar was just in the bathroom

1136
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 5: and had locked the door and wasn't answering because he

1137
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 5: was embarrassed because he had pooped his pants.

1138
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 3: What season?

1139
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: So he was just being quiet, like guys, I found him.

1140
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 1: He was with the dude.

1141
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 5: Wides and so we found Omar. And then that led

1142
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 5: my wife to tell to confess that during the game

1143
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 5: she had lost baby Box three. I'm like, well, what

1144
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 5: do you mean you lost baby Box three at the game?

1145
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 5: She goes, well, I was too busy watching the game.

1146
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 5: And then like she goes, in the middle of the

1147
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 5: third quarter, I was like, I sure haven't seen baby

1148
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 5: Box three. And I tried to keep calm and I

1149
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 5: started looking around. I started looking around, I couldn't find him.

1150
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 5: So then I went out in the little lobbyary I

1151
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 5: couldn't find him.

1152
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 3: She was like sold.

1153
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 5: Then I started looking next door at the hockey place,

1154
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 5: couldn't find him. She goes, I go upstairs and he's

1155
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 5: upstairs in the far corner, and I said, Babybox Street,

1156
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 5: what are you doing. He's like, I have id idea.

1157
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 5: I watched from I watched Dad at and brothers from

1158
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 5: up here.

1159
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: From the top deck track.

1160
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 2: Yes.

1161
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 1: No, she's like, but you gotta tell me, He goes,

1162
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: but I had idea. I come up here on my own.

1163
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: It's pretty smart, second deck, pretty good seats.

1164
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 5: It is good seat, its bird's eye view. And he

1165
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 5: said he goes, I have idea. I come up on

1166
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 5: my own, and she said he was missing, you know,

1167
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 5: she I don't know. She goes, I don't know how

1168
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 5: long he was up there, but she she had a

1169
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 5: panic attack. So she confessed that at the party.

1170
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, what time are we at right now?

1171
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,720
Speaker 5: It's like twelve thirty one o'clock right, panic attack?

1172
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: Missing, Omar shit himself, parents, Saturn's popped, beer coolers already started,

1173
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 1: and the parents are on a search and rescue mission.

1174
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it was now a rescue mission. And

1175
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 5: then Monica is Omar's older sister. She's the one that

1176
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 5: made the basket. So Omar, you know, he's embarrass he

1177
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 5: won't to open the door. And then they have a baby,

1178
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 5: had a blowout, so we're gonna have to go.

1179
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to go.

1180
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, they had two blowouts. Everyone have to tap out. Yeah,

1181
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 5: we're gonna have to tap out. So they bounced out

1182
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 5: of there. Then other people started bouncing out, you know

1183
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 5: what I mean. So then it's down to one other

1184
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 5: family and they got one kid on the team and

1185
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 5: then an older daughter.

1186
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: Hey do you care if we stay the night?

1187
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I was everything at home I don't care.

1188
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 2: They stayed till four thirty.

1189
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: They not know it was just a little lunch party. Hell,

1190
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: they stayed till four thirty and and the dad he

1191
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: was he was in pain. He was like, you mind

1192
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: if we sit down?

1193
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 5: Well you didn't have chairs at this party. Well we

1194
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 5: stood up the whole time. The parents they like talking

1195
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 5: in the kitchen, hanging out, and then when it started

1196
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 5: dwindling out. We did have one dad that had a.

1197
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: Girl on the team.

1198
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 5: He stayed for a few hours, but he let it

1199
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 5: like probably one thirty five. This other family stayed till

1200
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 5: four thirty and he was in pain, but he started

1201
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 5: numbing it with Miller lights because he had a second

1202
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 5: he had a vasectomy on Friday.

1203
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, another Miller lights shod Do you think trick?

1204
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 5: And so then finally a thirtier're like, oh, you know,

1205
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 5: I guess we're gonna get out of here. Yeah, you

1206
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 5: think about to put the kids to bed. And we

1207
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 5: were like, oh, you don't want to just stay for dinner.

1208
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 5: My wife's gonna cook. I get the grill fired up. Man,

1209
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 5: if you want to make a beer run, yeah, And

1210
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 5: I was like, no, I think we're gonna head out man,

1211
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 5: and they were like, actually we actually made dinner planes

1212
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 5: with another couple. And I'm like, oh, so you just

1213
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 5: used us to get to the dinner couple.

1214
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 3: Okay, cooling.

1215
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 2: We would just be an afternoon kill time. That's cool,

1216
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 2: no problem, don't worry about it.

1217
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: I know what it feels like to be used for

1218
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: another one.

1219
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 2: And so they bounced out, man, and then that was it.

1220
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 2: That was the end of the nets.

1221
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: Geez, they were partying your place for six hours after

1222
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: the end of the game. Year. Yeah, so that was

1223
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: my weekend, man, sheit my weekend.

1224
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 2: It was a hell of a season.

1225
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: Don't you think mark a Ford or nothing? How about

1226
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: that shit? Man? Yeah, stuck it to them, man.

1227
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 2: We showed them.

1228
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: Luckily it ended on a win that oh yeah, oh yeah,

1229
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: oh yeah, but yeah that's all I got, man, you

1230
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: got anything? No, that was good ship. We just had

1231
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: honey dues. We found a rug that we'd been searching

1232
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: for for an entire year. Actually we had been searching

1233
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: for it. What We've just not even looked for a

1234
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: rug for a year, and then we went out on

1235
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: one random Saturday and we found it at Ross half priced,

1236
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: discounted ten times. Beazer said, there's the rug, and I said,

1237
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: there's one problem. We ain't get in the car. But

1238
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: guess what. I made it through the whole store one time.

1239
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: I took out an entire aisle with it. Dude, I'm

1240
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: talking at fifteen foot rug. I was carrying over my collars. Man,

1241
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: it's like black and white, but it matches perfect with

1242
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 1: our house. I wanted a fluffier one. I've been scoping

1243
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: out the al Deans seeing stuff that they have in

1244
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: their house.

1245
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 2: But basis like level.

1246
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, we're not getting that thing for less

1247
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: than a thousand. This one was like a hundred bucks.

1248
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: It was amazing. The whole floor at Ross's, Dude, it

1249
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: was ransacked. It looked like it had been looted through.

1250
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: People just go there, pull out rugs and throw other rugs.

1251
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: Ours was a diamond in the rough. I pulled it

1252
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: out and security guy, you think he's gonna help me? Hey, man,

1253
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: you want to grab one of the doors for me,

1254
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: No worries. I'll just grab both of them and the rug.

1255
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: We're good. And the lady, I mean, the one guy,

1256
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm checking out with him and he goes, you know what,

1257
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 1: I gotta go in the back I can't even check

1258
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: you out. I'm like, no worries, man, I'm only holding

1259
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: a fifteen foot rug on my shoulder, No big deal.

1260
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: The lady, can you lower that a little bit? Yeah, yeah,

1261
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: no problem. Do you want me just to bring it

1262
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: there behind the till for you can just scan it

1263
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: on out like guys, make it a little accessible for

1264
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 1: the customer. I go, Baser, we're gonna damn do this thing, dude.

1265
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: It's through the front window, had her back window open

1266
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: on her car. She goes, I can call my dad

1267
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: and he can do in his truck. I saw, damn it.

1268
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: We ain't called him. I said, we're putting this at

1269
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,479
Speaker 1: the SUV. We're getting this some bitch home. And we did.

1270
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: We got it through the front door. We got our rug.

1271
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 3: Man.

1272
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: We'd been looking, not looking, for a whole year, and

1273
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: then we finally decided on one random Saturday to get it.

1274
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man, Yeah, I mean, I'm glad one of

1275
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: us did something.

1276
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: I mean, we would have nothing to talk about. I

1277
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 2: mean we had rug shopping shit.

1278
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: The one weekend I don't watch golf, I said, I'm

1279
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: spots free until March. Madness. I'm I'm sport it's free

1280
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: until Major League Baseball starts. And you watched the Mexico Open.

1281
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: Like bro, I've watched every fucking tournament every Thursday to Sunday.

1282
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: I have ESPN Plus. I watch every minute of it.

1283
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: I play that tournament on PS five before the tournament

1284
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: this weekend. I didn't. And you watched the Mexico Open.

1285
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: This show never ceases doing.

1286
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 3: Man.

1287
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,919
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, man, when something is captivating, I will

1288
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,360
Speaker 5: watch it. And that was absolutely captivating TV when you

1289
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 5: don't care who they are.

1290
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: When you told me your lead was the Mexico Open,

1291
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: I said, you gotta be kidding me. The one time

1292
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 1: I didn't watch a tournament. Unbelievable. Dude.

1293
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 5: All right, we're gonna go home, but well, hey, I

1294
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 5: need a huge favor from the nation. This is big,

1295
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 5: this is the nation. Listen, guys, I'm gonna do the

1296
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 5: bed because it's that important.

1297
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 2: Listen to me.

1298
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 5: We need you to go to Instagram. Go to the

1299
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 5: Sword Losers podcast on Instagram. We put up a reel

1300
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 5: of Coaches Convention four. Please go comment. I want to

1301
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 5: get up that up to like one hundred comments. So

1302
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 5: when we send it to our advertisers, the ones that

1303
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 5: you know chiefs on Broadway Category ten, the Escape game scheme.

1304
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 5: They see, Oh my god, look at all these comments

1305
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 5: this video got. So if you can go comment on

1306
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 5: that video so we can kind of show them like,

1307
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 5: oh man, look at how many people are interested in

1308
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 5: you know, Coaches conventioned for. I would greatly appreciate it.

1309
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 5: I'm begging you go on Instagram and comment on our

1310
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 5: reel for the Sore Losers Coaches conventioned for.

1311
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: It's called mining for comment.

1312
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 2: I mean, is that what it's called.

1313
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 1: I just made that up.

1314
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 2: It's called began. I'll tell you that. I'm just asking

1315
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 2: you beg borrow and steal ray. I loved it.

1316
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 5: That place was awesome. Oh well, you know anything, you

1317
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 5: guys rock anything. I don't care, go comment, callaway sucks,

1318
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter. Just go put go comment please, we

1319
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 5: need comments.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys, and share it on your stories. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Have a great Monday. Yeah, I mean I gotta go.

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Speaker 5: I gotta go clean the house because my family stayed

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Speaker 5: till four thirty. I didn't get to clean after that.

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Speaker 5: No nap either, No, no nap.

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Speaker 1: It's like Laura, dude, she used to have this friend

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Speaker 1: Cassandra Bazer. Dude, she would come over to our apartment.

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Speaker 1: She was not our neighbors, she was down the way

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Dude. She'd come at two in the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: She'd be there until midnight. Couldn't get the girl to leave.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I would be in bed in my jamas. Actually,

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Speaker 1: that one time she had her jama she brought her

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Speaker 1: jamas over and we all watched the movie in bed together.

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Speaker 2: I saw that that sounds like fun.

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Speaker 1: She didn't stay the night, though, so I finally said,

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Speaker 1: get the hell out of my house.

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Speaker 2: What about out of your bed?