WEBVTT - Me and Yo Baby Getting Married

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay, first,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're gonna steal man one thing right first of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy is here. You hear right there with today's praying

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<v Speaker 1>phone call? What you got for his nap? Me and

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<v Speaker 1>your baby getting married? Me and your baby getting married.

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<v Speaker 1>I called this man and told him that I'm married

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<v Speaker 1>his daughter, Me and your baby might be a bit

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<v Speaker 1>too much. It's getting married. Yea, let's run that thing. Hello. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to read. I'm trying to read, Mr. Yes, Mr,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make

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<v Speaker 1>you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>cool yo, I got to write Hey, listen, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to do Mr Richards's called and introduce myself to

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<v Speaker 1>you and let you know who I was. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Jeff, Jeff, and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh

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<v Speaker 1>you know, pretty much like the last five or six months,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very,

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<v Speaker 1>very interested in and and I know this is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of crazy for you to get a phone call for

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<v Speaker 1>me when I'm very interested in in Crystal right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wanted to, you know, I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>do the man thing and just reach out to your

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<v Speaker 1>man and say I'm really interested in and uh in

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<v Speaker 1>marrying your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what my name is? Jeff? Jeff? Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has

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<v Speaker 1>never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what else about what it's been like

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<v Speaker 1>about five close to six months that me and Cristal

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<v Speaker 1>being you know, going out, you know, up here at

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<v Speaker 1>the school. But what I want to do is tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to call and tell you that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really really interested in Mary and Crystal. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I want I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well, again,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard you before, and my daughter has never

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<v Speaker 1>ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody right now.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughters in school. I understand that, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we you know, it's been you know, we've been you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a little back and forth or whatever. But you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The main thing is me and Cristal really you know

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<v Speaker 1>we really, we really do love each others. I wanna

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<v Speaker 1>but if you love my daughter, she would have told

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<v Speaker 1>me and she was in love with someone. Well you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, you know. And maybe it's a situation where

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<v Speaker 1>Christal is like a little maybe a little uneasy about

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<v Speaker 1>talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter can talk to me about anything. We talk

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<v Speaker 1>every day, right right, You're like you, I talked to

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter every day, your daughter? And how old is

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter? My daughter of fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you said your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well how old are you? I'm far to six forty six?

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<v Speaker 1>You forty six years old? You want to man, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five year old daughter? He let me say this right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was a little shocked at first about the age

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<v Speaker 1>difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain

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<v Speaker 1>to you, man, is that it comes a time man

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<v Speaker 1>when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love,

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<v Speaker 1>just love, is love, man, and you've been locked up

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<v Speaker 1>on parole at the university on work releasing let my daughter. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man, Crystal is just

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man, you calling me

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<v Speaker 1>at the blue without this look, Man, I'll never work.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of work on my damn desk

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<v Speaker 1>and you're calling me telling me you uh uh former

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<v Speaker 1>gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>year old daughter. And you damn that fifty you damn

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<v Speaker 1>it my age. You want to marry my daughter. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to talk to you, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even do. I need to talk to Crystal, get to

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom of this. That's what the hell I need

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Hey, And I understand that Mr. She was

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<v Speaker 1>probably gonna I want to talk to and I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got no problem with it. What I'm trying to explain

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<v Speaker 1>to you is that man, little ain't got no limit. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just something that helped Crystal love me. I love

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<v Speaker 1>huh and and it is what it is. I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to try to get your blessings on this. Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Love still, man, he get gonna marry my daughter? Now.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter been a private school and I love dad

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<v Speaker 1>in life. She was on the day all four years

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<v Speaker 1>of college and she's going on to grad school and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna, man, my daughter, you're working. I understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, Man, sometimes love is right the second

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<v Speaker 1>time around. You understand what I'm saying. Hell you mean

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<v Speaker 1>a second time? I got kids already. What I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to say is it didn't work out with me on

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<v Speaker 1>the first time. What I wanted to do, man, it

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<v Speaker 1>just called you. It's solidified the culinary experience got to doing. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell isn't you talking about it? Listen? Look, look, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal and I'm gonna find out what the hell is

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<v Speaker 1>going on because look, man, I'm not even trying to

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<v Speaker 1>have this conversation with you, and I understand all that.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand what you're saying. What I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>to you is just right here, Crystal is twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>eat low and make sure that we get that. Look

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<v Speaker 1>a here, you ain't doing things with my daughter unless

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<v Speaker 1>it's mine. Look here, man, you ain't doing I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know your jail bird. You ain't doing. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call my daughter final. You really are lost your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Just think your old jail bird. It's gonna be Mary

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<v Speaker 1>and my daughter. My ST's not a future you ain't got.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wrong with Jim lost. I'm not gonna sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and go back and forth, but you, Mr. Me and

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal getting married, that will not happen under any circumstances,

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<v Speaker 1>not what you think. The circumstances are. Me and Crystal

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<v Speaker 1>getting married. That's it. Not the love. Don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>the hell you think you are. It's wrong to you.

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<v Speaker 1>How about I know what it's gotta be. I got

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing I need to say, and then me

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<v Speaker 1>and Crystal just gonna come over there and dry down

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<v Speaker 1>there and tell you exactly what's going on in our

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<v Speaker 1>life right now. You got to say to me, are

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<v Speaker 1>you listening to me? Yes? You got to say to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to say this. This is nephew Tommy from

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<v Speaker 1>the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend. Out my job. People

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<v Speaker 1>looking at me like I'm crazy. Man, Your baby girl

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to put a smile on your face. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you what he is. What is the

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<v Speaker 1>baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the

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<v Speaker 1>land and the Sea Harvey Morning Show. That's how you

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<v Speaker 1>do it, baby, oh man? Not having it that take

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<v Speaker 1>a daddy through somebody's little girl, right, he said, my

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<v Speaker 1>fifty year old You know you know the second the

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<v Speaker 1>second time around? You know what the second time around?

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<v Speaker 1>What you're talking about? Love is love? Yeah? Could you

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<v Speaker 1>have daughters? Yea, Oh my god. That's how you do it. Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, leave me all your information. I call you,

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<v Speaker 1>We talk you let me know who were pranking. We

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<v Speaker 1>work out our plan and that's how we do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas Miles dot com. I promise you we're gonna prank

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<v Speaker 1>some great ones. That's what I do. That's what I do,

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<v Speaker 1>crazy man. That's whoa Tommy? All right? Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>it is Today's Strawberry Letter. Wait till you guys hear this.

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<v Speaker 1>When you thought yesterday's was crazy, well this one is

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<v Speaker 1>crazy too. The subject is he Stole my Heart? And

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<v Speaker 1>a few other things. He stole my heart and a

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<v Speaker 1>few other things. We're gonna get into it, Steve and

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<v Speaker 1>I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley. If you're gonna steal,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean still a lot. Don't you steal your heart?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're going fevery, going in fevery one

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<v Speaker 1>more time, you still in my heart and a few

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<v Speaker 1>other things. We'll get into the Strawberry letter right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show