Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh
Speaker 1: subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay, first,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna steal man one thing right first of you.
Speaker 1: Tommy is here. You hear right there with today's praying
Speaker 1: phone call? What you got for his nap? Me and
Speaker 1: your baby getting married? Me and your baby getting married.
Speaker 1: I called this man and told him that I'm married
Speaker 1: his daughter, Me and your baby might be a bit
Speaker 1: too much. It's getting married. Yea, let's run that thing. Hello. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read. I'm trying to read, Mr. Yes, Mr,
Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make
Speaker 1: you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: cool yo, I got to write Hey, listen, well, I
Speaker 1: wanted to do Mr Richards's called and introduce myself to
Speaker 1: you and let you know who I was. My name
Speaker 1: is Jeff, Jeff, and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh
Speaker 1: you know, pretty much like the last five or six months,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very,
Speaker 1: very interested in and and I know this is kind
Speaker 1: of crazy for you to get a phone call for
Speaker 1: me when I'm very interested in in Crystal right now.
Speaker 1: And I wanted to, you know, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: do the man thing and just reach out to your
Speaker 1: man and say I'm really interested in and uh in
Speaker 1: marrying your daughter and marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man,
Speaker 1: what my name is? Jeff? Jeff? Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen.
Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has
Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know what else about what it's been like
Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Cristal
Speaker 1: being you know, going out, you know, up here at
Speaker 1: the school. But what I want to do is tell
Speaker 1: you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,
Speaker 1: and I want to call and tell you that, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in Mary and Crystal. You know,
Speaker 1: I want I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well, again,
Speaker 1: I've never heard you before, and my daughter has never
Speaker 1: ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody right now.
Speaker 1: My daughters in school. I understand that, and you know,
Speaker 1: we you know, it's been you know, we've been you know,
Speaker 1: a little back and forth or whatever. But you know.
Speaker 1: The main thing is me and Cristal really you know
Speaker 1: we really, we really do love each others. I wanna
Speaker 1: but if you love my daughter, she would have told
Speaker 1: me and she was in love with someone. Well you
Speaker 1: know what, you know. And maybe it's a situation where
Speaker 1: Christal is like a little maybe a little uneasy about
Speaker 1: talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: My daughter can talk to me about anything. We talk
Speaker 1: every day, right right, You're like you, I talked to
Speaker 1: my daughter every day, your daughter? And how old is
Speaker 1: your daughter? My daughter of fifteen? Hold hold on a minute, man,
Speaker 1: you said your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well how old are you? I'm far to six forty six?
Speaker 1: You forty six years old? You want to man, twenty
Speaker 1: five year old daughter? He let me say this right here.
Speaker 1: Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know,
Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age
Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man, Okay,
Speaker 1: and I understand that. But what I'm trying to explain
Speaker 1: to you, man, is that it comes a time man
Speaker 1: when you just you just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love,
Speaker 1: just love, is love, man, and you've been locked up
Speaker 1: on parole at the university on work releasing let my daughter. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm gonna say this, man, Crystal is just
Speaker 1: a beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man, you calling me
Speaker 1: at the blue without this look, Man, I'll never work.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of work on my damn desk
Speaker 1: and you're calling me telling me you uh uh former
Speaker 1: gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my twenty five
Speaker 1: year old daughter. And you damn that fifty you damn
Speaker 1: it my age. You want to marry my daughter. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk to you, but I don't
Speaker 1: even do. I need to talk to Crystal, get to
Speaker 1: the bottom of this. That's what the hell I need
Speaker 1: to do. Hey, And I understand that Mr. She was
Speaker 1: probably gonna I want to talk to and I ain't
Speaker 1: got no problem with it. What I'm trying to explain
Speaker 1: to you is that man, little ain't got no limit. Man.
Speaker 1: It's just something that helped Crystal love me. I love
Speaker 1: huh and and it is what it is. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to try to get your blessings on this. Listen.
Speaker 1: Love still, man, he get gonna marry my daughter? Now.
Speaker 1: My daughter been a private school and I love dad
Speaker 1: in life. She was on the day all four years
Speaker 1: of college and she's going on to grad school and
Speaker 1: you're gonna, man, my daughter, you're working. I understand that.
Speaker 1: What I'm what I'm trying to explain to you that
Speaker 1: you know what, Man, sometimes love is right the second
Speaker 1: time around. You understand what I'm saying. Hell you mean
Speaker 1: a second time? I got kids already. What I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say is it didn't work out with me on
Speaker 1: the first time. What I wanted to do, man, it
Speaker 1: just called you. It's solidified the culinary experience got to doing. Dude,
Speaker 1: what the hell isn't you talking about it? Listen? Look, look, look,
Speaker 1: I got to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: Crystal and I'm gonna find out what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on because look, man, I'm not even trying to
Speaker 1: have this conversation with you, and I understand all that.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. What I want to say
Speaker 1: to you is just right here, Crystal is twenty five.
Speaker 1: Even if you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna
Speaker 1: eat low and make sure that we get that. Look
Speaker 1: a here, you ain't doing things with my daughter unless
Speaker 1: it's mine. Look here, man, you ain't doing I don't
Speaker 1: even know your jail bird. You ain't doing. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call my daughter final. You really are lost your mind.
Speaker 1: Just think your old jail bird. It's gonna be Mary
Speaker 1: and my daughter. My ST's not a future you ain't got.
Speaker 1: That's wrong with Jim lost. I'm not gonna sit there
Speaker 1: and go back and forth, but you, Mr. Me and
Speaker 1: Crystal getting married, that will not happen under any circumstances,
Speaker 1: not what you think. The circumstances are. Me and Crystal
Speaker 1: getting married. That's it. Not the love. Don't know who
Speaker 1: the hell you think you are. It's wrong to you.
Speaker 1: How about I know what it's gotta be. I got
Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say, and then me
Speaker 1: and Crystal just gonna come over there and dry down
Speaker 1: there and tell you exactly what's going on in our
Speaker 1: life right now. You got to say to me, are
Speaker 1: you listening to me? Yes? You got to say to me.
Speaker 1: I got to say this. This is nephew Tommy from
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Speaker 1: your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend. Out my job. People
Speaker 1: looking at me like I'm crazy. Man, Your baby girl
Speaker 1: just wanted to put a smile on your face. Man,
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Speaker 1: a daddy through somebody's little girl, right, he said, my
Speaker 1: fifty year old You know you know the second the
Speaker 1: second time around? You know what the second time around?
Speaker 1: What you're talking about? Love is love? Yeah? Could you
Speaker 1: have daughters? Yea, Oh my god. That's how you do it. Baby.
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Speaker 1: crazy man. That's whoa Tommy? All right? Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it is Today's Strawberry Letter. Wait till you guys hear this.
Speaker 1: When you thought yesterday's was crazy, well this one is
Speaker 1: crazy too. The subject is he Stole my Heart? And
Speaker 1: a few other things. He stole my heart and a
Speaker 1: few other things. We're gonna get into it, Steve and
Speaker 1: I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley. If you're gonna steal,
Speaker 1: I mean still a lot. Don't you steal your heart?
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going fevery, going in fevery one
Speaker 1: more time, you still in my heart and a few
Speaker 1: other things. We'll get into the Strawberry letter right after this.
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