WEBVTT - Episode 80: Amber Alert

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen Table. A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet

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<v Speaker 1>without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. It's easy

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<v Speaker 1>to have a scapegoat. And now join my bad Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I have friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's Dan Patrick. Hello, Dan, Hey, hey, bad Larry. Great

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm just walking to the car, Dan, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>having a little lunch with the great Philly White.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait at rays of.

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<v Speaker 2>Course it raise where else?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay with the gangs here by the way, before we

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<v Speaker 1>get started.

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<v Speaker 3>Jay, now down the whole fucking I got.

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<v Speaker 1>Some tailgate moonshine, watermelon. You have never asked for anything, never,

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<v Speaker 1>And I brought this up yesterday to seat and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, we have our tailgate moonshine

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<v Speaker 1>in here. And I would have thought that you would

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<v Speaker 1>have asked. But then you don't drink anymore. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a drinker, Danny, Okay, not me, not anymore. As

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<v Speaker 1>you're opening it up just to just to take a smell. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here you go, let me know what you think of.

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<v Speaker 1>That's watermelon. That's trouble, Danny. That's a that's a long

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<v Speaker 1>weekend of not remembering. Okay, are you allowed to bring

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<v Speaker 1>that home? No? The room would ask a lot of questions. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>brought this? Do you want to leave that here? So

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<v Speaker 1>when you come in, if you want to have a

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<v Speaker 1>little taste, right, a couple of ms. Bad Larry bad

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<v Speaker 1>Larry does not drink anything other than budwise right, but

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<v Speaker 1>not even water? We know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, not even when my wife even yelled at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Your liver is going to be shot. You know when

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<v Speaker 2>you're eighty, you know, and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're eighty, you liver shot. Now, yeah, you're you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to Larry. You don't have to wait till eighty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying so.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I might start trying to force some water down,

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<v Speaker 2>but I haven't yet. Oh uh damn again.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's troubling.

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<v Speaker 2>You should come down this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not coming down there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the five on five basketball. I'm telling you about

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<v Speaker 2>it forever.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I want to see that? Why would I

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<v Speaker 1>see a bunch of guys who used to play, and

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<v Speaker 1>then everybody sits around and talks about their careers and

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<v Speaker 1>what could have been.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, none of the old guys play anymore. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all your new, young, fresh young kids. But it's a

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<v Speaker 2>fun weekend, your boy, know, all will be down.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're coming down tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I know, but it's not. That's not any fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares. Larry to raise, Larry, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I get to go to raise. And then what's that

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<v Speaker 1>one what's that one house that we went to?

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<v Speaker 5>My boy, that cast will go No, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>fucking Tommy boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody knows who you're I'm talking about. Didn't we go

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<v Speaker 1>to someplace that's a you know, it's packed with people

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a bar, but a it's called the Something House,

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<v Speaker 1>the Trap House, the Parker House.

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<v Speaker 2>That's both Friday, Friday and Saturday night. We'll do the

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<v Speaker 2>Parker House again.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was, not your guy Metcalf's never mind.

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<v Speaker 2>When I go to When I go to the Parker House,

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<v Speaker 2>I park in Metcalfs Drive.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that no one cares.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Dan, it's just you and I have

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<v Speaker 2>a little conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, but there's a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this. They have no idea what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Uh, Shay got a little taste of the moonshine.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan got a little taste of the moonshine. And uh

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<v Speaker 1>that's the watermelon tailgate moonshine. Okay, let's get started here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's recap. Dyl is still in the plus category plus

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<v Speaker 1>thirty three and a half units. You lost five units

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<v Speaker 1>last week. Ye, Shay won five point seven units last week.

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<v Speaker 1>You're creeping up your plus twenty six units. Bad. Larry

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<v Speaker 1>is minus three point eight units. He lost two point

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<v Speaker 1>one units last week.

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<v Speaker 3>But go Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, who's the one who's betting on the Mets every game?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that your?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, the guy who's losing money.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I think if I was actually doing this

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<v Speaker 2>with the book, yeah I would. I would pay the

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<v Speaker 2>vacant get.

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<v Speaker 1>Out you have to after selling me.

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<v Speaker 3>You ain't got a choice now, I actually I disagree, Larry.

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<v Speaker 5>This is when the Mets thrive is like disastrous part

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<v Speaker 5>of the season and then nothing matters, and then they're

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<v Speaker 5>going to rip off like a twenty game win streak.

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<v Speaker 5>When it doesn't, you know, they'll come like a couple

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<v Speaker 5>of games Shy the wild Card.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. I looked at him. I almost

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<v Speaker 2>bet him today on the show. I almost picked him,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just couldn't pull the trigger. Are they gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get swept by Kansas City?

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<v Speaker 1>It could easily happen. Corosco's on the bump today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's they've gotten fucked by Kansas City before.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry hold On, Uh, we got Rave's got something to say.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I was gonna say, Larry, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 6>they're going to do well. They played the Nats and

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<v Speaker 6>the Royals and they split those series. And those are

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<v Speaker 6>like the two worst teams in baseball.

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<v Speaker 3>Two high powered offenses.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, I know so well instead of doing it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to bet against the Yankees, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>took the overnight yanked. We'll get that when you get

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<v Speaker 2>back to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Dan. Okay, All right, let's see Crawford dominated Spence, you guys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were utter domination. Yeah, you're on the right

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<v Speaker 1>side of that. Every aspect of the fight. He just

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<v Speaker 1>beat the brakes off of him. Dan. If there was

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<v Speaker 1>a fight in this room, yeah, who would win? You? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you got a knife for your pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>If I punched you and get fired.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a knife. You look like a knife

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<v Speaker 1>man to me. I have a wit that's very sharp. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then I would win. If you don't have a knife,

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<v Speaker 1>you would win. Yeah. Absolutely. You think you could take Marvin? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you could take Dylan without a doubt?

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan is Dylan's a little crazy. Yeah. I've got way

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<v Speaker 1>more felonies than him, so I could absolutely go.

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<v Speaker 4>How many felonies do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how many have been expunged? How many haven't been exponged? Three?

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<v Speaker 1>Three felonies? I have one?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean we have one that's been sponged?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, there you go. I went.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's a sponge.

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<v Speaker 1>The over under was two and a half felonies over

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<v Speaker 1>you over went over over like Northern just smoked it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any any of the felonies that you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to tell us about. Yeah, a couple of all batteries

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<v Speaker 1>and the burglary habitation, No big deal. Light work, light work,

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<v Speaker 1>light work this weekend work, that's all okay, yea ex

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<v Speaker 1>sponged Danny free Man. I wish people could see the

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<v Speaker 1>haircut because you you cut it tight to that I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta cut tight. Yeah. And uh so your tattoos are

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<v Speaker 1>they are? They are there? You got to let the

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<v Speaker 1>people know. Got a freak flag flying. Welcome to Hell.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're in love. Everything's great at home, and everything's great.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we had we had lean guini with clams

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<v Speaker 1>last night with with roasted red crumbs. Dude, that's on

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<v Speaker 1>a Wednesday night and I could have been there. The

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<v Speaker 1>roommate just said she wants to cook. So it's coming around, Dandy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's things are happening. What do you mean. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>she's hating me less, wanting to feed me more. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's really helping, you know, my.

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<v Speaker 4>Life, Yes, Marv, did she say feed you more?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh feed yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we ain't that lucky. She ain't doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>The arsenic dos just getting h she stopped putting.

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<v Speaker 1>Rat poison in the pasta so now we're good.

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So is there anything to recap? Do we need to

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<v Speaker 1>recap anything? I'm amazing at baseball, beton Danny amazing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well you got one, two, three four, you were four

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<v Speaker 1>and two winter Okay, you had Crawford, Oh yeah, heavy,

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<v Speaker 1>okay bad Larry recapping going tony y.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wonder you guys didn't forget about that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's about all you got.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at the live thing at the Greenbrier this

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<v Speaker 2>week and I just said, I can't. I can't bet

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<v Speaker 2>on the liv.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, you don't want that. Let's see. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not much here to recap.

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<v Speaker 5>Dylan recapping, well, in typical fashion, I had a Parlay

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<v Speaker 5>that lost by one leg, per usual. On the fights,

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<v Speaker 5>I did have justin Gagee by ko over poorer plus

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<v Speaker 5>two twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>That was nice.

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<v Speaker 5>Lost all the fucking Formula one bets. So someone's in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that'd be your wife her girlfriend. Yeah, oh sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you had Crawford winning as well. Four units yep. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Then now we turn our attention to bets for this week. Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to start with you, since you are the

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<v Speaker 1>clubhouse leader.

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<v Speaker 5>Alrighty Hammer and Brown's money line tonight versus jets basically

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<v Speaker 5>pick I'm plus one oh five okay, and even more

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<v Speaker 5>hammering the under thirty three and a half. I would

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<v Speaker 5>take if that was the total during the regular season,

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<v Speaker 5>I would take it too with these two.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you have to you lost a bet to Dorian

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<v Speaker 1>Thompson Robinson or he affected a bet that you had

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<v Speaker 1>to get blue hair fo yeh with Ray?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was when we bet it was a usc

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<v Speaker 3>U c l A okay. Oh yeah, and I had.

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<v Speaker 5>To dye my hair blue. Actually really fucked my hair

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<v Speaker 5>up for like almost a whole year. I had to

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<v Speaker 5>shave my head.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I like DTR He's going to get some snaps tonight

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<v Speaker 1>for the Cleveland Browns. I'm on his bandwag. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>fan Brown's Jets. The over under thirty five and a

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<v Speaker 1>half thirty three and a half thirty three and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what are you taking under?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Going under?

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<v Speaker 5>And I will be mostly betting the under through the

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<v Speaker 5>whole NFL season.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, what else? Anything else to bet? Uh?

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<v Speaker 5>The Windom Championship, Dan, I just care There's no way

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<v Speaker 5>you're going justin.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here's here, hear me out.

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<v Speaker 5>This was his first pro start back in like nine,

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<v Speaker 5>was at the Windhom Championship he needs he doesn't need

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<v Speaker 5>a win to get into the FEDEXCA playoffs, but he's

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<v Speaker 5>like eight spots back.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what are the odds for him to win the

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<v Speaker 1>Windhom Championship.

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<v Speaker 5>Plus thirty five hundred? So now you know he's probably

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<v Speaker 5>north of the middle of the pack a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Wyndham Clark and the Windom Championship? Great question?

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<v Speaker 5>I actually don't think so. But that I mean, it

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<v Speaker 5>seems like a missed opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>Name written on right now. Ray says he's not in

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<v Speaker 1>the field. Wow, Wow, that's a missed, missed opportunity. Yeah, man, Shaye,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you have for us? Well, I got some

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<v Speaker 1>NCAA futures, I got some other weird shit. I got baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh oh so you got college football future? Absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>right now. I love the road Runners this year to

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<v Speaker 1>win their conference. That would be Texas San Antonio UTSA.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's right to Lane's the favorite, don't matter, Green

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<v Speaker 1>Wave won't shake today. By the way, does anybody remember

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<v Speaker 1>Tulane USC Cotton Bowl last year? I do one of

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<v Speaker 1>the best games of the year. They showed up, well

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<v Speaker 1>they did?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Okay, all right fucked on that one. I remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, you did anything else? Shane Conference USA Western

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<v Speaker 1>Kentucky plus one twenty big ten. I got Blue plus

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<v Speaker 1>one seventy and the PAC twelve SC plus one ninety.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you don't take that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it. Okay, lick and rally again, Caleb Williams, ship it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>any baseball since you're dominating in basement. I am an

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<v Speaker 1>American and a capitalist SOKC minus one eighteen against Larry's Mets.

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<v Speaker 1>I got Toronto Balmer over eight. It's Flarity's first start,

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota laying the one twenty five, Sunny Gray's rocking and rolling,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm fading o Tawny. I got Seattle plus

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<v Speaker 1>one thirty. Give me the plus money, let's go. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that actually bad, Larry? Are you going to start

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<v Speaker 1>with tonight's game? Jets Browns?

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<v Speaker 2>I did I sent it in you know this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I all so have the underneck and all these games

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<v Speaker 2>like seventeen ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost anymore score now that's gonna be.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I got the under the jacket before one

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<v Speaker 2>more recap. I didn't hear how did that black box

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever his name.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Last week they both bet something the black guy, black

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<v Speaker 2>beast or something.

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<v Speaker 3>He won as a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>He won the bite.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was part of my parlay. He won.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Tonys, I just wanted to know how he did.

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<v Speaker 1>Continue.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you want him to lose? Larry?

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<v Speaker 1>You want him to get humiliated?

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<v Speaker 2>Lay? I just remember you guys were all big on

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<v Speaker 2>this guy and I never even heard of him, so

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<v Speaker 2>I hope he wont them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rooting for.

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<v Speaker 2>One unit on the Phillies against Johnny Quaito. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>he's done. I took a Tani so one unit on

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<v Speaker 2>a against the Stay there, I got Otani, I got

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<v Speaker 2>one unit on Sure's. I think he's got to pitch

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<v Speaker 2>a game for his new team, So Texas against the

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<v Speaker 2>White Sox. And then I got over an a Yankee game.

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<v Speaker 1>Those four baseball bats Astros Yankees over nine. Okay, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, stop doing that? Stop stop no. I sent

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<v Speaker 1>it in last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, nobody, nobody. I was eight and a half. So

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<v Speaker 2>you're wait, I think it's gonna go over all right?

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<v Speaker 5>The Rangers are minus tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the White Sox money line?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, Larry, you're lucky. They're minus three to zero five now,

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<v Speaker 6>but you put it in early, so I'll give it

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<v Speaker 6>to you. But the White Sox are plus two forty five.

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<v Speaker 3>I want one, you know on the White Sox money line,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you never say anything about that, Larry went. When

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<v Speaker 1>there's a benefitial line, you're like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know. I didn't know what moved.

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<v Speaker 5>You just said that you moved it, Larry Night, like

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<v Speaker 5>this dips down New Jersey, just bet on it.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I sent these pics in usually last night,

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<v Speaker 2>but I sent them in this morning. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what line you're gonna give me. So what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>What? Ray?

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<v Speaker 2>You just gave me what?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I gave you the better line there because the

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<v Speaker 6>Rangers are now minus three oh five, so you got

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<v Speaker 6>a better odds there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I thank you, but you keep you just keep

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<v Speaker 2>track of the winds lost with those lines. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to write them down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Ray does on the show. He does keep trying.

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<v Speaker 3>No one thought you were writing them down.

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<v Speaker 2>I write them down texture and then I just let

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<v Speaker 2>you guys tell me usually how much I'm up, but

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<v Speaker 2>lately I'm down.

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<v Speaker 1>So you write them down on a piece of paper

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<v Speaker 1>and then text Ray instead of just texting Ray exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck you want to bet erect? Okay, picture

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<v Speaker 1>of it?

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<v Speaker 2>Send them, Send them to picture.

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<v Speaker 3>It's mostly chicken scratch.

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<v Speaker 1>Too on mare and air sauce spilled on and ship.

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<v Speaker 3>There's Sally.

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<v Speaker 2>Put them in my car. Guys. All right, Well that's

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<v Speaker 2>all I got there and there's nothing else going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Rough? Are you hosting this? Oh? You got something going

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<v Speaker 1>on right now, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Philly White waiting for me to come back

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<v Speaker 2>in and finish my lunch Big five on five tournament

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't be there.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my favorite weekend of the year, way better

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<v Speaker 2>than the Pumpkin Regatta.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's when you had your wife and her

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<v Speaker 1>sister there with you in the same hotel rooms in

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<v Speaker 1>next dude, you have Larry Right.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got a text from my wife fifteen minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It says, when you go to raise for lunch, have

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<v Speaker 2>someone install uber no driving this weekend because you know

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a shit show down.

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<v Speaker 1>Here because of the tournament. Yeah okay, right, yes, out

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<v Speaker 1>the Parker Houses. Yeah, there's a lot going on there.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? What kind of bar is it? It's

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<v Speaker 1>just a big house that's got different floors and.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone funnels out from like the city.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's got some entertainment value attached to it. Is

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<v Speaker 1>there like a DJ? What's the music scene? Like?

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<v Speaker 6>You?

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<v Speaker 2>After party? They after party after the tournaments at bar

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<v Speaker 2>Anticipation in Balmore. But then the stall warts, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>nine or ten o'clock, leave there and head over to

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<v Speaker 2>the Parker House. We're gonna be Parker out Friday night,

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that invitation Larry or I'm sorry that invitation?

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<v Speaker 2>You guys say you wouldn't, well, say you can't come

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<v Speaker 2>down when you're not drinking. Just don't bother y Ray Marvin.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime you guys want to come down, come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Larry is going to invite Marvin. That's breaking news.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry hanging out with Marvin?

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<v Speaker 4>He said, oh did that black boxer win?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, all right, relax, yeah they were both black, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 6>Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>Fortunately one of them had to lose, So you win, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just talking about his name. Who got what's

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<v Speaker 2>his nickname? What do you guys call him?

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<v Speaker 1>It ain't the black boxer. I'll it's bomber.

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<v Speaker 3>What was Jason Spaith?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, that was not.

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<v Speaker 1>New It's mister new Luke.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the black Beast and he's a UFC fighter. He's

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<v Speaker 6>not even a boxer.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the black said he won.

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<v Speaker 4>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was pulling for him.

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<v Speaker 1>You got you didn't even know? You're not pulling for

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<v Speaker 1>the blacks. He's nott he was the black boxer and

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<v Speaker 1>that he was a boxer. Larry, have fun this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure it'll be a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of highlights there with all your buddies. We'll chat. Okay, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's bad Larry, uh shaye And Irving podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is not back yet the hiatus still. Our first guest

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be you. So when I sho up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have to give me a heads up that

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<v Speaker 1>your wife is going to cook something. She's doing good lately, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>like she's really putting in some effort. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I did differently. Might have been a haircut, but

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<v Speaker 1>she is. She likes the haircut. Oh yeah, absolutely really

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, nothing says like you know, high and tight like

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<v Speaker 5>the gun tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nothing says Fairfield County like a pistol in your head.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, our friends love it. Let me tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine if you like going into Greenwich or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you're walking your daughters and you're Greenwich and

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<v Speaker 1>you got a forty five on the side of your head,

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite pistol.

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<v Speaker 5>Get three amberlorts on your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>And you are the Amber. It's like, I am the danger.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's like a minority report Amber Alert. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's going to happen the Ambert. I am the

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<v Speaker 1>Amber Alert, all right, our pleasure to pleasure to serve you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like Johnny Drama. I am the fucking game pen.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the fucking Ambrolord.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, thank you for listening to Dan Patrick takes a

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<v Speaker 1>gamble as I have in more than just this show

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<v Speaker 1>but in life with these guys. But uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in it to win it and when we will

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<v Speaker 1>and when we will? All right? If we survived the

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<v Speaker 1>off season and had some of our best shows the

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<v Speaker 1>off season, yes, Ray.

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<v Speaker 6>So a question for you guys. We always clear the

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<v Speaker 6>bet slip, yes, so do we want to do that

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<v Speaker 6>after this week? NFL starts technically tonight, so we could

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<v Speaker 6>clear that, have NFL preseason and then for the rest of.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because there's other things to bet on. I think

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<v Speaker 1>once we get to the regular season, when that starts,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to bring in other things, but the NFL,

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<v Speaker 1>we we wipe it clean.

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<v Speaker 3>I have it. I have an idea.

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<v Speaker 5>Like keep the like the total tally going and like

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<v Speaker 5>obviously lump in NFL and stuff like that, but then

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<v Speaker 5>also have a separate like NFL season.

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<v Speaker 1>Football season, not just football season college football.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but so like have like the running tallied to

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<v Speaker 5>like you know, just to see overtime.

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<v Speaker 1>Agreed, how bad. But if you were minus thirty three

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<v Speaker 1>and a half, would you be saying that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to plead the fifth on that one.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna No, I would fifth, I would this is

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<v Speaker 5>only number two. Yeah no, but you know, like he

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<v Speaker 5>like just for you know, Shed's sake, and then have

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<v Speaker 5>the the real battle on its own, but also rolled

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<v Speaker 5>into everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I mean, Dan, I I don't words. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter. We got time.

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<v Speaker 5>You act like I'm not going to lose thirty three

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<v Speaker 5>and a half units before the regular season game.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because you won't bet that many. Yeah, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>you won't lose that Let's take uh, let's take a

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<v Speaker 1>time out till next week at this time, and thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for joining us for Shan Irving Bad, Larry Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy, Marvin and Picture Deray. I'm Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk to you next week.