Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh, nick Gleiser, here's Nicky.
Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's a
Speaker 3: Nicky Glazer podcast. It's been a long time coming. I
Speaker 3: haven't seen Brian or Noah in so long. Noah even
Speaker 3: longer because she was not on our last episode with Esther,
Speaker 3: which was so fun. Yeah we need one pank, only
Speaker 3: one pregnant person per episode. Yeah, Noah was off getting
Speaker 3: married and we will do an in depth look later on.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: After that podcast where I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you're getting married.
Speaker 2: That's so amazing.
Speaker 3: Then sidetracked, add get off on other things, go to break,
Speaker 3: come back, keep talking about that thing. Then five minutes
Speaker 3: ten minutes after we finished the episode, I was like,
Speaker 3: what a jackass. And I wrote to you being like,
Speaker 3: I am so sorry.
Speaker 4: We never got back to it, like it does happen
Speaker 4: to me clearly, uh, And I go, please please in
Speaker 4: an in depth look at Noah's uh no, his wedding,
Speaker 4: because it's a great people to be aware that I'm
Speaker 4: aware that I'm not a good friend. Some people were like,
Speaker 4: wait a minute, the title said in depth look, but
Speaker 4: it didn't happen.
Speaker 3: That's people not getting my sense of humor in that moment.
Speaker 3: But that's okay because I'm not that's not always my
Speaker 3: sense of humour, So it's okay if you didn't get
Speaker 3: it that one time. And we don't usually do that
Speaker 3: jokie of titles. So yeah, that's why it was unexpected.
Speaker 3: That's totally normal for people to be like, Okay, where
Speaker 3: is it? So we will get to that. We have
Speaker 3: so much discuss We have the Super Bowl, which we
Speaker 3: went to. Brian, I haven't seen no, we did the
Speaker 3: podcast together. That's I've seen you just once since the
Speaker 3: super Bowl, but we did talk. I've been in Australia.
Speaker 3: I've been to La, I've been in st We're Elsel, Sydney, Sydney.
Speaker 3: I've been.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been all over Melbourne, Melbourne and Sydney.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And we're going to be in Laura, Pennsylvania and
Speaker 1: New York this weekend.
Speaker 3: That's correct, thank you Fording there and port Chester, New
Speaker 3: York Saturday and Sunday. Brian Frangie Nikki Glazer live. So
Speaker 3: if you were in the Philadelphia area, which these these
Speaker 3: little towns are like outside of the big towns of
Speaker 3: Philly and New York City. So if you live around
Speaker 3: either of those towns, you got to come out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got some big names come into the port
Speaker 1: Chester show. I've got my dad and his partner, Vicky.
Speaker 1: I've got Ali's his wife. It's his partner. They're not married,
Speaker 1: long term partner, domestic partner. Make your dad feel jazzy
Speaker 1: and young. Yeah, his girlfriend his scrutch slut god. Sorry Vicky, No,
Speaker 1: she's And then Ali's sister, Elaine is going to be
Speaker 1: there with her husband and two friends. And then uh, Nikki,
Speaker 1: who you know well from my wedding. Is Adam Steinman
Speaker 1: who did that speech.
Speaker 3: I love that that guy. Yeah, it's funny Adam Steinman.
Speaker 3: Yeah he I really admired his speech and thought he
Speaker 3: was so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The whole weekend everyone was telling me what a nightmare
Speaker 3: this person was gonna be. All he's the single one
Speaker 3: of your group that never found a wife, and so
Speaker 3: all the wives and all the husbands are like, where
Speaker 3: do you meet Steinman? He's unlovable, No, he'll always be single.
Speaker 2: He's a monster. And then I met him and he's
Speaker 2: like maybe the coolest one out of all of them.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, I think you're just all married and miserable
Speaker 3: and you need to make Steinman's life just terrible in
Speaker 3: your eyes. He's single, he doesn't have kids. What's wrong
Speaker 3: with him? I'm obviously joking, but it was like, why
Speaker 3: is this guy a bad? Why is he a monster?
Speaker 3: Why is he such a degenerate? Like, sorry, Adam, if
Speaker 3: you're hearing this, but that is what your friend said
Speaker 3: about you behind your back in a hot tub when
Speaker 3: they get relaxed and hot, that's what they're saying about you.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he was great, So that'll be great to
Speaker 3: see him. Yeah, I have no one coming, Well, I
Speaker 3: might have some friends.
Speaker 2: We'll see what else.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we but I really want to tackle let's
Speaker 3: just get into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: When we were in Las Vegas, Am I saying that correctly?
Speaker 3: Vegas as you're saying sometimes I say Vegas.
Speaker 1: I love when you say Vegas. Okay, so sexy.
Speaker 3: Las Vegas, Las Vegas, even though I think that is
Speaker 3: the wrong way to say it, but it's probably the
Speaker 3: right way.
Speaker 2: Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Two nights before we did our podcast on a Thursday,
Speaker 3: and then on Friday or maybe no, we came in
Speaker 3: on Thursday. We did our podcast Friday morning and then
Speaker 3: Friday night. I was like, I think it.
Speaker 2: Was on Thursday.
Speaker 3: I go, wait, well, let's see what's at the sphere, Like,
Speaker 3: is what's going on with that sweer that you built?
Speaker 3: Like obviously it's Super Bowl weekend. It is the most
Speaker 3: busy weekend in Las Vegas. So I was like, there's
Speaker 3: no way there's gonna be If there's a show, it's
Speaker 3: sold out. You two is there on the next night,
Speaker 3: which is Friday night, And tickets are like one hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty bucks for decent seats because there's not a
Speaker 3: bad seat in the house unless you're under a riser,
Speaker 3: which you got to look at. Have you studied the
Speaker 3: sphere since we went to the show, because there was
Speaker 3: a controversy. The only controversy I can find, or complaints
Speaker 3: about the sphere I can find, Brian, are about the riser.
Speaker 3: If you sit under the riser, you can't see above it.
Speaker 3: You can't see the screen above it, because what a
Speaker 3: shame it would be to miss all that action that's
Speaker 3: happening above that riser for one twentieth of the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so we go.
Speaker 2: I get us four tickets to the sphere.
Speaker 1: Red flag right there, one hundred and fifty dollars to
Speaker 1: see you two at the sphere of Super Bowl weekend?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Nico?
Speaker 2: Why is that a red flag, Brian?
Speaker 1: Because that's a really low price.
Speaker 2: It should be it should.
Speaker 3: Be a red flag. But why isn't it? Because Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you. We're going to jump back to this
Speaker 3: and I'll say, why are they one hundred and fifty dollars?
Speaker 3: If everyone talks about how great this e fing show
Speaker 3: is all the g damn time, that's all I hear.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. That's all.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we go to the show.
Speaker 3: I am a cursory YouTube, like like just a fine
Speaker 3: YouTube c plus see minus. Probably I don't. They're not
Speaker 3: my favorite band. I have nothing against them. I saw
Speaker 3: them live at the the Apollo with Serious a couple
Speaker 3: of years ago.
Speaker 1: It was an amazing show.
Speaker 3: The song Oh Yeah with your friend got to get
Speaker 3: yourself to give favorite songs of all time, like it's
Speaker 3: it's on my top probably forty songs, yeah, of all time.
Speaker 3: So as long as I get that song, which of
Speaker 3: course I will, it's like one of their biggest hit.
Speaker 2: It's one of the biggest hits ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and igot it that it was one of their songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they have a lot of different They're.
Speaker 1: One of those bands that you're like that you two
Speaker 1: song really and they change their sound around. Yes.
Speaker 3: So so I'm I'm psyched.
Speaker 2: You know, we're going to the sphere. We get in
Speaker 2: an uber.
Speaker 1: We're on the way over.
Speaker 3: I pull up the set list because, yeah, I want
Speaker 3: to ruin the fund. I want to see when I'm
Speaker 3: getting my song. I want to see what what I'm
Speaker 3: in for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spoiler alert for your own self.
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't find the song. Maybe it's a
Speaker 3: different title. I believed it was like you've got to
Speaker 3: get yourself together, way stuck in a moment, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: maybe it's something else.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's nowhere on the setlist.
Speaker 3: I get remarkably sad, like I can't be in the
Speaker 3: conversation in the uber anymore. Every everything that's happening that
Speaker 3: isn't talking about the fact that the song is not
Speaker 3: being played is bothering me.
Speaker 2: Like I am beside myself.
Speaker 3: Like I was really really sad because I decided to
Speaker 3: that night I was gonna have a moment with that
Speaker 3: song because I wanted to get stuck in a moment
Speaker 3: with that song. The last time it played, it was
Speaker 3: it's about his friend committing suicide. I have like suicidal thoughts,
Speaker 3: Like I just feel connected to that song. It always
Speaker 3: gets me, like whenever I'm feeling really depressed, I put
Speaker 3: that on and I think about my friend writing a
Speaker 3: song like that. For me, it's I have like a
Speaker 3: lot of weird emotional attachment to it.
Speaker 1: So I was.
Speaker 3: Distraught when it wasn't being played, and like, it's such
Speaker 3: a dumb thing to get upset about, but I could
Speaker 3: not focus, and I wanted every I wanted Chris and
Speaker 3: everyone in the car to like I want not even
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 1: I just wanted Chris to like hold me because I
Speaker 1: was so upset. He's just like itso be like a.
Speaker 3: Joke, like no, who cares, babe. And then we go.
Speaker 3: I got recognized in the line, oh do anything before Yeah,
Speaker 3: we get dropped off in a weird way.
Speaker 1: We walk over to the line I would even privy
Speaker 1: to your struggles In the back seat. I don't remember
Speaker 1: what I was talking about, but I was on a
Speaker 1: different plane.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 1: And I was having a conversation with the driver about
Speaker 1: how changed silence car. I'm just kidd ignited. He was
Speaker 1: a nice guy, but yeah, on the line, get on
Speaker 1: the line. I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Say that I selected site, like when we were in Australia,
Speaker 3: I selected comfort car. And when when I put comfort car,
Speaker 3: it's already put in, like I don't want to talk
Speaker 3: like whatever. That's because I checked it years ago. Because
Speaker 3: I always if there's a preference, i'll prefer that. But
Speaker 3: it's also prefer cold, like I don't care the car
Speaker 3: is not cold. I don't care if the driver talks
Speaker 3: to me. But if I could choose, yeah, I kind
Speaker 3: of I'm always gonna want to air on the side
Speaker 3: of like no talkie. So I got in the car
Speaker 3: and with Chris, and the guy goes, oh, and I
Speaker 3: see you selected quiet car, all right, And I go, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't really care. That was just the thing I
Speaker 3: selected like years ago. It doesn't it's just a setting
Speaker 3: that's default.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You can talk to us, And he goes, Okay,
Speaker 1: so the ride's gonna be I go, like really impressively
Speaker 1: as soon as he talked again, and he did not
Speaker 1: get it, like okay, I sorry.
Speaker 2: I was just like, no, okay. So we get in line.
Speaker 1: Look at Nicky's uber. Yeah yeah, I have so many.
Speaker 1: So we get in line, and the line is so long.
Speaker 1: It is around the entire block. It is going down
Speaker 1: the strip, it is going past the Luxore. Not even really,
Speaker 1: but it's so long.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and that's because this fear is poorly designed. There's
Speaker 1: one ent what you're gonna get. They should be multiple
Speaker 1: entrances that you can go in, and the entire sphere
Speaker 1: should be on the second floor like a stadium. Yes,
Speaker 1: you you take it as a gate number. It's insane, nice,
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you go to a stadium, they go, oh,
Speaker 3: you're at the wrong gate. And then you go to
Speaker 3: another gate and there's like no one there because that's
Speaker 3: where because everyone's spread out.
Speaker 2: They do it right.
Speaker 3: So you're right, it's one entrance. We're going in the
Speaker 3: sphere and there is I see a guy in front
Speaker 3: of us go no, that's not her, it's not Nicky
Speaker 3: Glazer to his wife, and then he looks at.
Speaker 1: Me like that.
Speaker 2: He did say it, like I swear to god, he was.
Speaker 3: Like mad at her, whose that's not Nicky Glazer? And
Speaker 3: I go you ate an yeah, and she was just
Speaker 3: like h And I go, yes, I am, and I
Speaker 3: just kind of said it to him, and I'm probably
Speaker 3: like eight feet away because he can't really hear me,
Speaker 3: and I go, yes, I am, and then he kind
Speaker 3: of looks and is like she. Then she turns around
Speaker 3: and go yes I am, and he goes, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry. I'm sorry because he doesn't really understand when
Speaker 3: I'm communicating. He's like, sorry, my wife's thought you looked
Speaker 3: like this comedian. It's we were talking about. And I go,
Speaker 3: I am her and he goes, honey, it's.
Speaker 1: Really funny, that's not you. I was like, there's a
Speaker 1: comedianlation I.
Speaker 2: Go, I am she she is me and he goes,
Speaker 2: he will not like it's.
Speaker 3: It's the only time I've ever felt like I can't
Speaker 3: believe someone doesn't believe who I am.
Speaker 2: Like I so I immediately.
Speaker 3: Reach into my fanny pack and pull out my ID
Speaker 3: and I say, yes I am.
Speaker 1: It's a comblet. He thinks you're so famous, there's no
Speaker 1: possible I would be.
Speaker 3: We had a different entrance, one of the many different
Speaker 3: entrances into the sphere, the secret entrance, like.
Speaker 1: A vip entrance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think, and.
Speaker 3: He freaks out there they're Howard fans, so they know
Speaker 3: me from Stern Show, and he was freaking out and
Speaker 3: he was like, you just made our night. I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: the sphere is about to make our night. We're about
Speaker 3: to see the sphere and he's like, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: They were all he said. Later he was on Molly
Speaker 3: and he apologized, but he we became friends because we
Speaker 3: waited in this long line together. But I just loved
Speaker 3: his He was so incredulous you are not, like he
Speaker 3: was offended that I was even like trying to pose
Speaker 3: as her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like as a joke. There is no regret there
Speaker 1: after you settled that it was you, which I can
Speaker 1: understand is a fun thing to be able to do.
Speaker 1: There is no regret that now you have to talk
Speaker 1: to the stranger for the next probably fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: The gift of being someone notable or noticeable is that
Speaker 3: you get to give the gift of like them, getting
Speaker 3: to talk to a what they see as a celebrity,
Speaker 3: which to me, when I to me even as me,
Speaker 3: is the greatest gift I can receive. As having a
Speaker 3: normal interaction with someone super famous and like being able
Speaker 3: to take away a story or like the way I
Speaker 3: look at them as super famous someone I admire or
Speaker 3: like am a fan of. So it's like, that's the
Speaker 3: nice thing about being being recognizable, I think, and I
Speaker 3: would feel that other people feel that way, is that
Speaker 3: you get to give that gift all the time of
Speaker 3: people being like, guess who we saw, and they go who,
Speaker 3: and they go Nikki Glazer and they go who is that?
Speaker 3: And then they google it and go her. Well, that's
Speaker 3: not really a good picture of her. Well wait a second,
Speaker 3: I'll find one.
Speaker 2: You don't remember her from this?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Well she's really great. We should pull something up.
Speaker 3: Oh this is offensive, it's flag that whole scuttle button.
Speaker 1: No, probably go like this, I saw Nicki Glazer. No
Speaker 1: you didn't, Yes I did. There's no way that that
Speaker 1: was actually Nicki Glazer. And then I'm like, no, I
Speaker 1: have a picture of her ID.
Speaker 2: I should have posed with the ID.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been fun.
Speaker 3: But so we get into so foreshadowing. I tell this guy,
Speaker 3: meeting me is not the greatest part of your night.
Speaker 3: What we're about to witness. We're at the fucking sphere.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is gonna be the greatest show,
Speaker 3: because I don't what are you what are your thoughts
Speaker 3: going into the Sphere Show? Like, what are you expecting?
Speaker 3: How high are your expectations? Do they go all the
Speaker 3: way up to the ceiling?
Speaker 1: I have a friend that went to the Uh. Yes,
Speaker 1: they definitely went up to the ceiling and above you
Speaker 1: and all around. I have a friend who went to
Speaker 1: this Sphere in Vegas a few weeks ago, but he
Speaker 1: saw the Nature show. Oh he said it was absolutely
Speaker 1: incredible and amazing. So trust anyone anymore? Though, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Sphere I do.
Speaker 3: I have severe trust. I have Sphere trust issues, severe
Speaker 3: trust issues. Since I'm not even joking you, like I've
Speaker 3: been on this podcast before talking about movies. I've seen
Speaker 3: that people are like, this is the greatest comedy of
Speaker 3: our generation. And then I go and I have to
Speaker 3: leave the theater because I'm just so disappointed in America's taste.
Speaker 1: But this, I mean, I can't you know what.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows what's coming, Okay, but everyone does not agree
Speaker 3: with us. Okay, So we are at the Sphere Show and.
Speaker 1: Not too fans necessarily, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Give a fuck.
Speaker 3: We could be seeing a live abortion on that screen,
Speaker 3: and I would still like the whole screen could be it,
Speaker 3: and I would still be mesmerized, like I'm not even
Speaker 3: joking you, Like they could have showed anything. Here's what
Speaker 3: I expected going in. I just want to lay out
Speaker 3: my expectations. I didn't really care about them. I knew
Speaker 3: the sound would be amazing. I just wanted this it
Speaker 3: to sound good. I wanted to see them have a
Speaker 3: great show. It's not about you too, though, this is
Speaker 3: about the sphere. I wanted to see screens that were incredible.
Speaker 3: I wanted to see. What I wanted was at some
Speaker 3: point to feel like I was flying through something, not
Speaker 3: in a way that's gonna make you sick, a gentle
Speaker 3: just gentle moving through a city over a desert scape,
Speaker 3: just some kind of movement. I would have liked more
Speaker 3: things like rain dripping down, simple things, simple IMAX sort
Speaker 3: of things. I was definitely terrified to feel any kind
Speaker 3: of like oh my god, I want to roller coaster
Speaker 3: or sharks biting my face, Like I didn't want it
Speaker 3: to be in your face too much.
Speaker 2: But I wanted constant screen screen action.
Speaker 1: Yes, not like a Universal Studios ride, but like an
Speaker 1: immersive experience, which is what this beautiful advertising.
Speaker 3: Just making me feel like I might have done mushrooms
Speaker 3: because I did. Okay, you know, like that's what I wanted.
Speaker 3: But we get there and we're sitting in our seats
Speaker 3: and then then there's like a helicopter sound, right, I
Speaker 3: think that's the first.
Speaker 1: Thing that happened. And the seats vibrates and.
Speaker 3: The seats vibrate, and that is critical as hell under
Speaker 3: utilized throughout the whole show. The seats vibrate in such
Speaker 3: a way that could have I could have achieved orgasm
Speaker 3: if it would have lasted longer than seven minutes. It
Speaker 3: was like Sybyan style seat seat shaking. But it was cool,
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Then the helicopter comes and you see it at.
Speaker 3: The very top of it like pretty intense. I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean, I've never been on one, but will destroy you.
Speaker 1: I feel like the seats are not quite Sybyan level it.
Speaker 3: Well, it was like muted Sybyan. It was like Sybyan
Speaker 3: with a tupperware container on top or something like.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've seen some Sybyan videos where they get need
Speaker 1: to know what you're into.
Speaker 3: I have to, Well, there's the one on Howard Stern,
Speaker 3: remember when he makes it with his mouth, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: yeah into the microphone and she's like sitting on a subwafer.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so she who knows if it really happened
Speaker 3: like it happened on air for sure, but like, who knows.
Speaker 1: What she was really doing?
Speaker 3: Okay, helicopter comes down, seats are shaking. Whoa that does
Speaker 3: feel like a helicopter. That looks like a helicopter. This
Speaker 3: is gonna be cool. I thought it would be so
Speaker 3: cool if they had them like repel down. It looked
Speaker 3: like they were repelling down like and then they all
Speaker 3: they just appear at the bottom. That's not what happened.
Speaker 3: The helicopter calms some Then.
Speaker 1: What was the helicopter's purpose looking.
Speaker 3: Back for I don't fucking know, dude. Nothing made sense
Speaker 3: on this show. So then the concrete opens, Yes, and
Speaker 3: let me just tell you that both Chris and I
Speaker 3: verbalize to each other after the concrete slowly opens.
Speaker 2: And I was supposed to.
Speaker 3: Sean O'Brien on this podcast because he was making me
Speaker 3: laugh at his defense of it. Because Shawn O'Brien's the
Speaker 3: biggest U two fan. I flew him to New York
Speaker 3: to go to that Apollo show with me, like the
Speaker 3: day before. He's the biggest You two fan. I know,
Speaker 3: He's talked up the sphere to me so much. He
Speaker 3: told me what tickets to buy and everything. So he
Speaker 3: was jazz and he's like, this guy is really tense,
Speaker 3: talks like this, and he's just like, Oh, you gotta
Speaker 3: go there. You're they're gonna blow your mind. They're gonna
Speaker 3: blow you. So he was so excited for me to.
Speaker 1: Go afterwards down. Can we try calling him? What? It was?
Speaker 1: Absolutely what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna text him right now just to tell him
Speaker 3: I'm about to call you in like.
Speaker 1: A little bit. Thank you. He really, I mean, he
Speaker 1: was crazy. I spoke up the he he talked up
Speaker 1: the Sphere You two show because he went and he
Speaker 1: saw it in Vegas and he thought it was the
Speaker 1: best show he's ever seen. He was over the moon
Speaker 1: about it. And based on that recommendation, Nicky was like, well,
Speaker 1: we've got to go. This is apparently a life changing event.
Speaker 1: And according to all of the reviews on the internet,
Speaker 1: The New York Times places like that, everyone is equally
Speaker 1: as a fuse of about the U two Spear show,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to Break. But this is the problem.
Speaker 1: I had not looked at reviews.
Speaker 3: You know. The night it came out, I was glued
Speaker 3: to my phone much as I am for the Era's
Speaker 3: tour of like what is this going to be? Because
Speaker 3: the night it first happened, no one had seen the Sphere,
Speaker 3: no one knew what the Sphere could.
Speaker 1: Do, and it looked awesome.
Speaker 3: There's this part where all these numbers are coming and
Speaker 3: then the wall feels like it's coming down right. You
Speaker 3: feel like the Sphere is like falling on your head.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Then there's a scene where there's.
Speaker 3: Like a flag burning in the desert and that looks
Speaker 3: kind of fucking cool, and then that's it. Those are
Speaker 3: the only videos you fucking see leading up. And I
Speaker 3: found out why after the Break my expectations are not
Speaker 3: too high. I don't think. I just want to see
Speaker 3: some cool stuff and I want to have a good time.
Speaker 3: But after the intro where the concrete kind of splits
Speaker 3: open and there's like shining like coming through, and then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I forget even what happens because
Speaker 3: it was so non monumental.
Speaker 1: Nonumental, but well, there was one cool scene where they
Speaker 1: it was like Elvis and Vegas.
Speaker 2: And that didn't happen yet.
Speaker 3: This is still I will give them credit for that.
Speaker 3: When it's the way you open a show is very important.
Speaker 1: It should be either.
Speaker 3: The best part of the show or the second best
Speaker 3: part of the show. Without question, it has to be
Speaker 3: either of those two. That is how you plan a set,
Speaker 3: that's how you It should be the best part of
Speaker 3: the show. And by the way, Taylor swifts eras it's
Speaker 3: the best part of the show the opening where she appears.
Speaker 2: But I don't even remember how they showed up.
Speaker 3: They like walked out, which is fine, but there was
Speaker 3: what they ambled, we're here, now we come out.
Speaker 2: It was really just there wasn't a lot of pomp.
Speaker 2: There was minimal circumstance.
Speaker 3: But I turned to Chris at the open, after the opening,
Speaker 3: after the after they get into the song, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: well that was it, and I go.
Speaker 1: I'm a little disappointed in what they've done so far.
Speaker 3: And Chris as a producer that he is, and he
Speaker 3: isn't wrong. He says they're leaving something in the chamber.
Speaker 3: You know, they've got more for us, because they're not
Speaker 3: going to blow their load too soon. He didn't use
Speaker 3: those words, but that was exactly what he meant, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some levels.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so he so I was like, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: probably right.
Speaker 3: Then we go to I think then at one point
Speaker 3: they do the number thing right and the ceiling goes down,
Speaker 3: and then the Elvis thing.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's cool. The first at first I thought
Speaker 1: this is cool. It's missing something. It's missing like a
Speaker 1: three D I think it was lights and smoke or
Speaker 1: something like that, Like there was a three DL, a
Speaker 1: four D element that was missing in the whole production
Speaker 1: that wasn't making it entirely immersive to me. But the
Speaker 1: first like fifteen percent of the show, I was like,
Speaker 1: if this is building to something, especially, I am pretty satisfied. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying.
Speaker 3: I would make it seven percent because we didn't say
Speaker 3: the whole show, so I would make it even smaller.
Speaker 3: But I also think just the energy of the show
Speaker 3: starting gave some gave a little boost. After Elvis, they
Speaker 3: do like a Viva Las Vegas thing and there's like
Speaker 3: this crazy like Elvis Vegas Vegas scene that's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it looks like an LSD poster, like a
Speaker 1: lava lamp esque.
Speaker 3: If you stared at it all day, you wouldn't see
Speaker 3: everything that's happening in it. There's like dancing ladies, and
Speaker 3: then there's Elvis over here singing. Then there's Elvis on
Speaker 3: a bed, there's a woman dancing over here, and that
Speaker 3: It's just like filled with stuff. It's really fun and
Speaker 3: it slowly moves down and it kind of almost repeats
Speaker 3: itself and it's but it's but let me just say.
Speaker 3: They use the whole screen all the way to stop,
Speaker 3: all the way to the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then after that we.
Speaker 2: Kind of abandoned the screen.
Speaker 1: They just say, no more screen.
Speaker 3: We just say, you know what, We're only gonna use
Speaker 3: the bottom half of the screen. And then it becomes
Speaker 3: like they put they'll they'll have like bubbles and then
Speaker 3: each you Tube member will be in a bubble and
Speaker 3: it'll be kind of floating listlessly, not even around, like
Speaker 3: it just stays static, kind of wobbling.
Speaker 1: It turned into one hour of Windows ninety five screen savers.
Speaker 6: My friend I was like, I even preferred to see
Speaker 6: the DVD logo going back and forth and us cheering
Speaker 6: when it gets into the corner like it was it was,
Speaker 6: it got so it okay.
Speaker 3: So at one point I bet Brian one hundred dollars. Wait,
Speaker 3: was it one hundred dollars twenty dollars? I bought it
Speaker 3: twenty dollars that the next song they would use they
Speaker 3: would utilize the whole screen.
Speaker 1: Because they give an hour. It was since the screen usage.
Speaker 1: It was just like you.
Speaker 2: The screen goes. If you don't know the sphere, it's
Speaker 2: an egg. The sphere goes hundreds of feet up into
Speaker 2: the air.
Speaker 1: Let's say, I.
Speaker 3: Don't even know how tall it is. We probably should
Speaker 3: have done our research. I would say one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty feet up in the air. And they're using probably
Speaker 3: half of it, two thirds maybe, And to use the.
Speaker 1: Whole three hundred and sixty six feet tall three six
Speaker 1: feet fix, damn it, I was so not close and
Speaker 1: five hundred and sixteen feet wide.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they are using a small percentage of that.
Speaker 3: And I understand that screens are expensive to make these videos.
Speaker 3: Shooting these things are expensive to make. It is I'm
Speaker 3: not kidding you. It wouldn't be hard to have flying
Speaker 3: toasters like windows ninety five flying toasters all over would
Speaker 3: have been interesting to watch during a whole song because
Speaker 3: you have a YouTube song, you don't really need much more.
Speaker 1: It's YouTube playing. They sound amazing.
Speaker 4: Do you think it has something to do with the
Speaker 4: band not wanting people to take their attention off that form.
Speaker 3: Don't go to the Sphere, that's right, Fear, you are
Speaker 3: a featured performer in the Sphere's main act.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: You do not sign up for the Sphere unless you
Speaker 3: use the Sphere. I am oud of it about that,
Speaker 3: and I think every artist should. I think there's no
Speaker 3: artists that bigger than the Sphere. Every artist should like
Speaker 3: die to perform at the Sphere because it's such a
Speaker 3: cool room that you can do so much cool visual
Speaker 3: stuff with. But if you think you're cooler than the
Speaker 3: Sphere and you want to tone it down, oh my god,
Speaker 3: go like you're playing at an outdoor music festival and
Speaker 3: there's just like there's nothing there like that, it's just
Speaker 3: you and the band. No, it's not, it's that's not
Speaker 3: the place to do it. At one point they go where, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm not even get to get to the balloon part
Speaker 3: because I want you to take that one. But one
Speaker 3: song they're like, and this is towards the end where
Speaker 3: I am losing my cool and I've already lost twenty
Speaker 3: dollars because I bet that the next song would have
Speaker 3: the screen used all the way and it was not.
Speaker 3: It just like showed a bunch of different words like.
Speaker 1: Flashing the work the screen. It wasn't even that after
Speaker 1: you bet me the twenty dollars. The next the next
Speaker 1: one there was no screen at all, and it was
Speaker 1: we could see the shadows of the lighting structures. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like the no on.
Speaker 2: I wish I would have taken pictures because there's.
Speaker 3: No footage of this online because I don't know what's
Speaker 3: going on. Someone's protecting us the truth about that this
Speaker 3: is disappointing, and people are protecting themselves because people are
Speaker 3: going to the show and leaving saying it's good, and
Speaker 3: I don't understand it. There is like an eight hundred
Speaker 3: dollars jacket you can buy of the show, like at
Speaker 3: the merch Day. Like people are are are because the
Speaker 3: thing is, if you invest a lot of money in something,
Speaker 3: you convince yourself you love it. But I will say
Speaker 3: if I would have paid over, if I would have
Speaker 3: paid six hundred dollars per ticket, which I would have
Speaker 3: paid to go see this even as the YouTube fan
Speaker 3: I am because I thought it was gonna be that cool.
Speaker 3: If I would have paid six hundred dollars a ticket,
Speaker 3: I would have one hundred percent asked for my money back.
Speaker 3: I would have said, this is this was so not
Speaker 3: worth it. I know that I would have been wrong
Speaker 3: in doing that, but I just feel like I was
Speaker 3: promised something by the general public's like excitement about this
Speaker 3: and whoever did the press for the Sphere. The Sphere
Speaker 3: is cool, there's no question, because obviously that Nature documentary
Speaker 3: is awesome?
Speaker 2: But is it?
Speaker 5: Is it? Brian?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know if I can't.
Speaker 2: Find what all? Okay, as soon as we get to
Speaker 2: I'm all over the place.
Speaker 4: This is what happened to those people who went to
Speaker 4: that Willy Wonka festival.
Speaker 2: Yes, but instead they all agreed it sucked. We were
Speaker 2: the only we left. You left early, and as soon
Speaker 2: as we're going home, I typed it.
Speaker 3: I googled you two sphere disappointing. Read it, you know,
Speaker 3: like that's how you find And all it was was
Speaker 3: people being like I was disappointed. It wasn't longer like
Speaker 3: that's like it was like I was disappointed in my
Speaker 3: ticket pricing, and I'm like, can we talk about the screens?
Speaker 3: And then I've been running into people that have seen
Speaker 3: it and I go have you seen the YouTube sphere?
Speaker 2: And they're like amazing.
Speaker 3: I ran into the director of F Boy Island, who
Speaker 3: I love so much, Michael say, yeah.
Speaker 2: Michael say, who loves you, Brian.
Speaker 1: But we did.
Speaker 3: We did some stuff for the new show coming out
Speaker 3: called Lovers and Liars, a spin off of F Boy
Speaker 3: Island where there's three guys like it doesn't matter. I
Speaker 3: don't even know if they've announced it, but it's there's
Speaker 3: a new show coming on in April.
Speaker 1: They should announce it. Announce it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I just found out.
Speaker 3: Bill Dixon was like, you don't know your show is
Speaker 3: coming out in April.
Speaker 2: It was like, Noah told me. But I did reshoot
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 3: And I saw Michael Shay and he had seen you too,
Speaker 3: and I go, Michael, let's talk about it. And I
Speaker 3: don't give away that I'm disappointed yet I go you
Speaker 3: too the sphere and he goes amazing, and I go
Speaker 3: wrong and he's like someone I like really respect and
Speaker 3: love and I was like, boo, it was bad. I
Speaker 3: go Michael no, and he's paid, you know, some big
Speaker 3: money because he went back in twenty twenty three when
Speaker 3: it opened and I said, Michael, what about the bugs?
Speaker 3: What about the insects?
Speaker 1: Eyes isolated bugs that stayed on the screen for literally
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes?
Speaker 2: Got okay, Noah, this is what happens.
Speaker 3: They get lazy at some point, they're phoning it in
Speaker 3: hard with the screens, and if they decide to do
Speaker 3: a thing, imagine you are looking. Imagine you were you
Speaker 3: are a light bulb right on like a big light,
Speaker 3: Like there's a big light and you are inside the light,
Speaker 3: and you're you're from the point of view of the
Speaker 3: light bulb, and you're like a blue light bulb. Okay,
Speaker 3: and then there's there's a plastic cover right above your head,
Speaker 3: and then all of these bugs are just like dying
Speaker 3: on you. They're not even moving, they're just landing, you know,
Speaker 3: like when bugs like fall into a light and they're
Speaker 3: just kind of like twitching. That is what we were
Speaker 3: looking at. And were they were they even clear bugs? Yes,
Speaker 3: And they weren't even moving. They were twitching. It was
Speaker 3: like someone and they were twitching in a rhythm that
Speaker 3: wasn't even original. So it was like they were twitching
Speaker 3: every two seconds, so it was on repeat. It was
Speaker 3: the cheapest bullshit I've ever seen. So then but they
Speaker 3: kept adding them so more bugs would appear until it
Speaker 3: filled up the whole screen and all the screen was
Speaker 3: bugs except a couple pierces of blue.
Speaker 2: Light coming through. And then that was the end of
Speaker 2: the show. That was there.
Speaker 3: That was their curtain, not curtain call, but there was
Speaker 3: the like goodbye everyone. Then they go backstage, and that
Speaker 3: they left it on during the you know, in between
Speaker 3: the encore and the end of the show, and we're
Speaker 3: just looking at a screen filled with twitching bugs. It
Speaker 3: is so unimpressive. If someone turned it in as their
Speaker 3: final art project at a community college in Delaware, they
Speaker 3: would be set.
Speaker 2: They would sorry Delaware to the.
Speaker 3: State that I don't ever remember exists. They they would
Speaker 3: be They would receive an f. It was awful. No
Speaker 3: one could argue. If you are a defender of the sphere,
Speaker 3: slide into my DMS and engage with me in a
Speaker 3: fight about the bug scene because the bugs were there
Speaker 3: in the fall.
Speaker 2: I asked Michael Jay about him the bugs aren't a
Speaker 2: new addition.
Speaker 3: You have to if you loved the sphere answer for
Speaker 3: the bugs, because the bugs was such an insulting thing
Speaker 3: to do to us much lesse aware and don't you
Speaker 3: dare talk to me, don't you dare tell me about
Speaker 3: what about Nikki? What about when they pull back the
Speaker 3: sphere and they show you the Las Vegas strip as
Speaker 3: if you are as if the sphere isn't there, So Noah,
Speaker 3: we're all facing one direction in the sphere, right, and
Speaker 3: so they're like, we're gonna show you what it would
Speaker 3: be like if the sphere wasn't here, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm dying to live in a world where the Sphere
Speaker 3: isn't here. So then they pull back the sphere like
Speaker 3: they're opening the sphere to show us, first of all,
Speaker 3: Las Vegas during it's kind of like the daytime, and
Speaker 3: it's obviously nighttime when we're at the show, so it
Speaker 3: doesn't even make you feel like you're pulling it back,
Speaker 3: and it's very obviously like animated again, they're like, the
Speaker 3: cars are all uniform, going like and they're showing you something.
Speaker 2: That you can clearly see.
Speaker 3: From anywhere, and el it's not they're not giving you
Speaker 3: a view that is interesting.
Speaker 2: You saw it on the drive in.
Speaker 3: It's like show us a different city, show us anywhere,
Speaker 3: Show us space, show us the stars, show us a galaxy. Simple,
Speaker 3: simple ideas. Just floating through a galaxy, dudeling through stars
Speaker 3: with amazing constellations, moving.
Speaker 1: On things that show you how small the Earth is
Speaker 1: in comparison to the rest of the dot.
Speaker 3: Yes, amazing idea. I could come up with so many,
Speaker 3: but that was so insulting. The bug thing was disgusting.
Speaker 3: Then floating around in bubbles. Even if they lazily just
Speaker 3: had Bono full screen, just Bono's huge body.
Speaker 2: Show him. I would have gladly taken that.
Speaker 3: That would have looked so cool to have a gigantic Bono.
Speaker 1: None of that.
Speaker 4: It was so ridiculous set because our friend Roland, he
Speaker 4: went to see that in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: He paid a lot. Everyone is they all gas lit? Dude,
Speaker 1: they're all gas lit. It's hard. It's hard.
Speaker 2: You can't find a single.
Speaker 3: The only person that you could find that says anything
Speaker 3: bad about.
Speaker 2: It is fee Yeah up.
Speaker 1: I'll be free anytime after. Oh he's not free right now.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna read some of Sean O'Brien's text messages though,
Speaker 3: because this is what was making me laugh so hard.
Speaker 3: I was literally crying texting him about it. Okay, so
Speaker 3: this is prior to it, right, he's texting me all
Speaker 3: the I go, where's the best place to sit.
Speaker 1: For you too?
Speaker 3: He goes, oh my god, this is a steal October
Speaker 3: pricing insane. He shows me the seed I got is
Speaker 3: one hundred and eighty three bucks tonight when he went
Speaker 3: eight hundred and twenty seven bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my, he paid eight hundred and twenty seven bucks.
Speaker 2: Probably no, but he's the biggest fan. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't as.
Speaker 1: I get ill, I don't understand much.
Speaker 3: I mean, oh I do, but yes, it's that's a lot.
Speaker 4: And say, hey to go to Vegas by the way
Speaker 4: and stay there for yes, also that element.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you're so right.
Speaker 3: It's at tack on another twelve hundred at least, okay,
Speaker 3: probably more. He says, so excited for you guys, this
Speaker 3: will be amazing. I love you both to me and Chris.
Speaker 3: He sends a picture now. He sends the picture that
Speaker 3: everyone quotes, the one with all the numbers all like
Speaker 3: the binary code. Okay, that's the one we've all seen
Speaker 3: where the ceiling falls.
Speaker 2: It looks really cool.
Speaker 3: I'm standing by is cool, but is it as cool
Speaker 3: as it could be?
Speaker 1: No, it's just numbers.
Speaker 3: It's literally eighties like it looks like you're watching the
Speaker 3: beginning of the Matrix, some Total Recall or whatever. I
Speaker 3: don't know, some eighties movie. Yes, yes, the Matrix. He said,
Speaker 3: did you end up getting your section three or nine
Speaker 3: for your seats? I said three, ten row seven.
Speaker 2: He goes, yes, can't.
Speaker 1: Wait to hear what you think? You love it?
Speaker 2: I said, I know I will. How long is it?
Speaker 3: He says, They go on at eight thirty six and
Speaker 3: will be off around ten forty five? I said, I
Speaker 3: love this pscissificity. I says, does anything happen?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is another part.
Speaker 3: I go does anything because it says doors are seven thirty.
Speaker 3: I go, does anything happen until eight thirty six? And
Speaker 3: he writes back Yes. DJ poly D drives around in
Speaker 3: a car and plays eighties and nineties music. It's fine,
Speaker 3: but you're not missing much if you're if you don't
Speaker 3: want to see it, and I said, are you serious
Speaker 3: about DJ poly D?
Speaker 1: I thought it was.
Speaker 3: I just was like he left it sit there and
Speaker 3: he goes, as long as you're in your seats by
Speaker 3: A twenty.
Speaker 1: All is good.
Speaker 3: I said, are you serious about DJ Paul? He said yes,
Speaker 3: I know it sounds like it's bullshit, but it's real.
Speaker 3: And I go, that isn't say that he opens? What
Speaker 3: a gig for him? He said, exactly. We don't know
Speaker 3: what who d DJ poly d is connected to to
Speaker 3: get this gig, but all year, okay, if you were
Speaker 3: just throwing darts at a board of random celebrities and
Speaker 3: the funniest one you could ever hit would be DJ
Speaker 3: polyi D. I even said to Chris and Briana, go
Speaker 3: guess who's opening. Guess pick the most insane person you
Speaker 3: can think of to open for you two, and you
Speaker 3: won't even get closer. Yeah, okay, that was pretty good. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: this is me in the car writing him. All right,
Speaker 3: so this is me quietly in the car, Friday, February ninth,
Speaker 3: nine fifty five pm, which is seven fifty five. I
Speaker 3: am devastated that they don't play stuck in a moment,
Speaker 3: I'm legit.
Speaker 1: About to cry.
Speaker 3: He said, this is why you got You're like, well,
Speaker 3: this building over here, you're talking about trep about Las
Speaker 3: Vegas architecture. He writes, I promise you it'll be great,
Speaker 3: and he goes, I know it's a top five song
Speaker 3: for me, but you'll recognize a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1: I said. I'm fucking sad.
Speaker 3: What a mistake, he says. He says, I promise you
Speaker 3: it'll be great. The screen is the key. You'll love it.
Speaker 1: You said, the screen is the key.
Speaker 3: Yes, gas lit Yeah, abuse abuse victim. I said, okay,
Speaker 3: I'll get over my disappointment. Abuse, he says. He says,
Speaker 3: it's tricky. They have literally fifty plus hits, but they
Speaker 3: close strong. Visuals are bananas, okay, honestly texted me. Visuals
Speaker 3: being bananas would have been great. If there was bananas,
Speaker 3: now we're bananas would have been great. The visuals were
Speaker 3: not bananas.
Speaker 1: Unless there were bananas on the swings. They were plods.
Speaker 3: Roland, by the way, famously falls asleep at every single show.
Speaker 1: I bet for this when he did.
Speaker 2: He is an arclepsy and.
Speaker 3: He falls asleep in the Roland does hook up for
Speaker 3: he gets. He's friends with like every famous person no
Speaker 3: to man kind. He's probably like Bruce Bringsteen's child's godson, godfather.
Speaker 2: Roland falls asleep like in.
Speaker 3: Front row at like kiss concerts like he will, he
Speaker 3: is he and he's been called out before and like
Speaker 3: throws Acalypsey, it's.
Speaker 2: So funny, he's adorable. What did he say?
Speaker 4: Noah, okay, So he goes it was not pixelated. It's
Speaker 4: and then he goes, it's not the greatest hits show.
Speaker 4: It's the Act Actung Baby album with a few hits.
Speaker 4: It's amazing. The screen it's insane, And no, it's not pixelated.
Speaker 3: He thinks we're coming at them. We thinks we're coming
Speaker 3: at about the music. Yes, I was upset about Suck
Speaker 3: in a moment. Some people have complains about the set
Speaker 3: list that I've found online. Later on, when I've searched
Speaker 3: every synonym for disappointment, I found other complaints about the show.
Speaker 3: But they're all about the set list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking about the screen.
Speaker 3: Roland, Roland's rolland's off, He's he is commenting on things
Speaker 3: that other people are saying about the set List's just
Speaker 3: not my complaint.
Speaker 1: He just want ok I want to come at him
Speaker 1: for the music because I think I think you too,
Speaker 1: maybe sucks. I think it's maybe the most overrated band
Speaker 1: in history.
Speaker 2: Oh what's Pat mccaffee, Pat McAfee.
Speaker 1: Well, Pat, it was Pat McAfee's uh sidekick who said that.
Speaker 1: But I think they're may be the most overrated band
Speaker 1: in the history of bands. I don't understand it at all.
Speaker 1: There's a few songs that I like, but for the
Speaker 1: most part, they're repetitive, they're uninteresting, and I have never
Speaker 1: on purpose put on a YouTube song to listen to.
Speaker 1: I have, I've I've also I've put on Stuck in
Speaker 1: a Moment and maybe Stuck in a Moment. I forgot
Speaker 1: that was one of theirs.
Speaker 3: The sweetest thing Dun dun dunt dun dua Oh.
Speaker 2: I used to like that song.
Speaker 3: I don't put that on anymore, but I still will
Speaker 3: play Stuck in a Moment. I won't give up on
Speaker 3: that song. But you have the same opinion as the
Speaker 3: guy from the Pat McAfee show. Yeah, and im so.
Speaker 3: He said this on on Thursday or no sorry and Friday.
Speaker 3: This was like, this is the they saw the Thursday
Speaker 3: night show. We saw the Friday night show in Vegas.
Speaker 3: We watched them do this. Yeah, we realized see this conversation,
Speaker 3: but this is what we were live there watching them
Speaker 3: talk about this. But we really couldn't hear them. He says, Listen,
Speaker 3: I don't want to offend anybody. His last name is Schmid.
Speaker 3: I don't know his first name. Listen, I don't want
Speaker 3: to offend anybody. That's not what we're trying to do.
Speaker 3: We're not trying to offend people and get people upset
Speaker 3: when we've got the super Bowl in two days. But
Speaker 3: I got to be honest with you. I thought I
Speaker 3: was just a YouTube fan going into last night's show,
Speaker 3: just because you get swept up in the pomp and
Speaker 3: circumstance of everything, and I thought it was really cool.
Speaker 3: But I realized pretty quick I'm not a youtwo guy.
Speaker 3: In fact, i'd go as far as to say YouTube sucks.
Speaker 1: So funny.
Speaker 3: But then he goes on to say the sphere is incredible. Oh,
Speaker 3: Ty Schmid is his name. He concurred that they both
Speaker 3: concurred that the ORB venue was phenomenal and that the
Speaker 3: sphere is the show.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: That is where I'm feeling a disconnect with people. So
Speaker 3: I wrote to to Sean. I said, this is Saturday,
Speaker 3: February tenth, twelve forty three am. So we are at dinner.
Speaker 1: Afterwards, we are leaving the sphere. We went to the
Speaker 1: noodle barn.
Speaker 3: We went to the noodle shop at the wherever we're
Speaker 3: staying mgmgran and I said, dude, I'm not joking you.
Speaker 3: We are so disappointed. I can't believe how little they
Speaker 3: used the screens and they didn't do anything cool with them.
Speaker 3: There was literally one moment where it was kind of cool.
Speaker 3: We left early. I'm so sorry to report this. He goes, no, oh,
Speaker 3: with like probably twelve xmation marks. Fuck me, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: you're not wrong that you're not wrong that the screens
Speaker 3: took a dip in the middle. But I thought this,
Speaker 3: But I thought that the screen game was strong. The
Speaker 3: first seven to eight songs and the last eight songs
Speaker 3: were my favorite part of the screen.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, buddy. I'm brainwashed by this band and so
Speaker 3: and everything that and so. Everything they do, it turns
Speaker 3: to gold for me. I take full responsibility as I
Speaker 3: shot it to the moon. However, I'll check with my
Speaker 3: YouTube however, I'll check with my YouTube group and make
Speaker 3: sure nothing was off. I'll go scorch stir, I'll go
Speaker 3: scorched to earth if there were tech problems.
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5: This YouTube group, by the way, are just people online
Speaker 5: and Facebook groups like you do too.
Speaker 3: He's gonna go check with his YouTube group, and I said,
Speaker 3: I said, I said, And it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I can only remember two good screens. He said.
Speaker 2: The last five songs are when the screens go they
Speaker 2: were not going.
Speaker 3: But sir, there is a flag burning in a desert
Speaker 3: and some doves fly your face.
Speaker 1: They're not going berserk.
Speaker 3: I said, okay, Well we left after the desert scene.
Speaker 3: I said, we left two songs before the end, and
Speaker 3: we all agreed there was nothing they could have done
Speaker 3: to redeem themselves, which is true. We said, there's no
Speaker 3: I don't care what they do in those last two
Speaker 3: moments we stayed for. We were there for thirty songs
Speaker 3: and nothing good happened.
Speaker 1: Besides, right, he goes, they're going to save us by
Speaker 1: burning a flag. Are you wild?
Speaker 3: He says, bummer, But I understand the last four songs.
Speaker 3: I thought the screen was magnificent, but they definitely had
Speaker 3: some dips in the middle. The acoustic part was dumb.
Speaker 3: No need for any of that. So sorry for my
Speaker 3: overhyped reaction. I hope you got to enjoy some of
Speaker 3: the show, I said, Dude, they didn't do shit with
Speaker 3: the screens for like twenty songs. I said, this was inexcusable,
Speaker 3: just bugs twitching, and I sent a picture of the bugs,
Speaker 3: which I will I have to post on our Instagram
Speaker 3: so people can see. I'm so glad I took a
Speaker 3: photo of it. He says, I'm looking into it now.
Speaker 3: They had a tech issue about a month ago and
Speaker 3: the show got compromised. No, I'll get to the bottom
Speaker 3: of this. He goes, Okay, something went wrong. I don't
Speaker 3: even know. I don't even know or recognize that pick.
Speaker 3: And I said, this was okay, but not good enough.
Speaker 3: And it was like a bunch of like it looks
Speaker 3: like there's just like a smattering of like pink come
Speaker 3: all over the screen. And then he goes, what about this?
Speaker 3: And he sends the numbers. Then he says the elvis,
Speaker 3: then sends the doves at the end. I said, okay, yes,
Speaker 3: I saw the first two, but that third one I
Speaker 3: think we left too soon for. But in between that
Speaker 3: second photo and the third photo was legit, nothing good,
Speaker 3: he says.
Speaker 1: For like almost two hours. He says, I get it.
Speaker 3: I just have such a passion for that band that
Speaker 3: I can't think clearly everything they do. I go bonkers
Speaker 3: for ah shit. I'm really sorry, Nick, I wish you
Speaker 3: had a better time, but I'm glad you got to
Speaker 3: see him next time we're out.
Speaker 2: For next time we're out, lunch and dinner on me.
Speaker 2: I oversold it.
Speaker 1: This is on me.
Speaker 3: I said, no, we loved hating it. I said, you
Speaker 3: weren't the one who sold me on it. I would
Speaker 3: have gone anyway, he said, Chris hated as well. I said, yes,
Speaker 3: we we all did, and we are all having a
Speaker 3: blast trashing it. We are howling laughing at these texts
Speaker 3: from you, thinking you owe me lunch and dinner for
Speaker 3: because of Bono's mediocrity. He says, fuck fuck fuck. It's painful,
Speaker 3: but it's gotta be done. In fact, you know, fuck it.
Speaker 3: I'm done. YouTube can go to pound sand. They fucked
Speaker 3: my friends, so guess what they are fucking out cold play.
Speaker 1: You're back. I'm jumping back in the pool. We don't
Speaker 1: we don't we.
Speaker 3: Something, We don't need this aggravation. Bono fucked us, and
Speaker 3: now he's gonna pay Ellie.
Speaker 2: He said, I hope that fucking sphere burns to the ground.
Speaker 2: Fucking horseshit, knockoff ice.
Speaker 3: It's crash, he said, they fucked you. He said, which
Speaker 3: fucked me. On my recommendation, there will be a two
Speaker 3: year band of no you two's your favorite band.
Speaker 1: And I mean it.
Speaker 3: If YouTube is in Saint Louis and Third Eye Blind
Speaker 3: is also there, YouTube can pass in the wind and
Speaker 3: all go support the blind guys. He says, love you, niky,
Speaker 3: I'll pick a winner next time with big hugs.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: It made me laugh so fucking hard.
Speaker 3: His passion for this band, and like he had to
Speaker 3: go check with and he follows up again and he's like,
Speaker 3: there weren't technical issues.
Speaker 2: They have resolved them.
Speaker 3: I want to know we got to talk about Will
Speaker 3: you talk about the balloon? Oh yeah, okay, let me
Speaker 3: just say what I said to Sean. I'm so sorry,
Speaker 3: I said, Sean, we all agree that you need to
Speaker 3: answer for the balloon song.
Speaker 1: All right, we know you saw it.
Speaker 3: Please tell us how you defend that, and how you
Speaker 3: defend in the and how please tell us how you
Speaker 3: defend that and how you defended it in the moment
Speaker 3: that night. You cannot forget the balloon moment where he
Speaker 3: is walking aimlessly around the stage holding a balloon, asking
Speaker 3: the audience where his keys are, and then going to
Speaker 3: a door and knocking and no one's inside. And we
Speaker 3: will talk about the balloon moment, which Brian has a
Speaker 3: lot of thoughts on when we come back up to this.
Speaker 2: All right, we're back.
Speaker 3: I love that this whole show is about you two
Speaker 3: your experience, because this about something.
Speaker 1: It's so long. I mean, yeah, someone's got to agree with.
Speaker 2: You can't get to that yet that was a success.
Speaker 1: That's not interesting. I think the worst part of the show,
Speaker 1: to be honest, is Bono because he does a lot
Speaker 1: of pandering during the show. At one point he starts
Speaker 1: talking Everything he says is like some weird phrase from
Speaker 1: like an inspirational Instagram post that means nothing to anybody
Speaker 1: and you can interpret it whoever you want. So like,
Speaker 1: there's one time when he's leading up to a song
Speaker 1: and he's talking about how you, uh, no one can
Speaker 1: take away your freedom. He does like this speech from
Speaker 1: Braveheart basically, and he says no one could. And I
Speaker 1: can see there's people in the audience who view that
Speaker 1: no one could take away your freedom thing from this
Speaker 1: right side by saying like oh yeah, no, one's gonna
Speaker 1: take away our guns. And then there's people who view
Speaker 1: it from the left side who are like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: one's gonna take away our right to have abortions. But
Speaker 1: he never takes a lane. He says stuff like that
Speaker 1: that means nothing to He's not taking a side either
Speaker 1: way ever, right, and then at one point he starts
Speaker 1: complaining about how expensive the hotel rooms are this fucking
Speaker 1: wired during the Super Bowl weekend, as if he has
Speaker 1: bought a hotel room in the last hundred years.
Speaker 2: Making a point about capitalism.
Speaker 3: And I think he said we you know, maybe he
Speaker 3: was even saying, like, we know how much you spent
Speaker 3: to be here, some giving some kind of nod to that.
Speaker 2: It might have been that he says, even we.
Speaker 3: Know the hotel rooms were so expensive, something about the
Speaker 3: to the lose he is on orbits, checking, comparing and
Speaker 3: trying to save.
Speaker 1: He's trying to relate to the public. Oh, I know
Speaker 1: how expensive the hotel rooms must have been being Super
Speaker 1: Bowl weekend, and is that's so annoying?
Speaker 3: No, but he was even like, I like that because
Speaker 3: you can still be privileged and acknowledge how expensive things are.
Speaker 3: He said he was looking for a hotel room for
Speaker 3: his band. That was my problem?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 4: Noah said, isn't he also part of the problem because
Speaker 4: you two is also there that weekend?
Speaker 1: No, no, give about that that weekend.
Speaker 2: It was definitely yeah that that.
Speaker 3: I've never been somewhere where everything is about one thing
Speaker 3: more than like it felt like Lola Palooza.
Speaker 1: There was a reminded me of going to like a
Speaker 1: music festival for football, though it was a festival for football.
Speaker 1: I loved it. But yeah, he was He was like,
Speaker 1: I went on Expedia dot com and try to find
Speaker 1: a hotel and it was four hundred dollars. What about
Speaker 1: his thing about science and art? Everything he said was bullshit?
Speaker 1: He just it was so point. He started rambling. He
Speaker 1: was rambling the entire time. At one point he thanked
Speaker 1: Steve Jobs out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: I missed that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just like I want to thank Malala.
Speaker 1: I wanted to thank all of the immigrants, all of
Speaker 1: the ref.
Speaker 2: And it was very like there was It felt like
Speaker 2: he wasn't the most lucid.
Speaker 1: But no, and it all came to a head during
Speaker 1: the balloon thing.
Speaker 3: It didn't feel like he was like had a mental condition.
Speaker 3: Or he was on anything. It felt like this is
Speaker 3: what happens when you are in gosh so cool. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like your brain turns to mush.
Speaker 1: No one has been correcting you or telling you that's
Speaker 1: lame or that makes no sense for problems.
Speaker 3: Inside, like this is a sunglasses inside mind.
Speaker 1: That's right, And it all came to a head during
Speaker 1: the balloon.
Speaker 3: He's a good person though, like he was talking about
Speaker 3: AIDS again and stuff, and I think he's done a
Speaker 3: lot of good work. Like I think ultimately, I think
Speaker 3: he's just his brain is mush because he's too famous.
Speaker 1: That's probably right. And but what he says, they're they're
Speaker 1: frivolous phrases that they mean thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they see they dumb people think he's taking
Speaker 3: a stand and representing them, and that is.
Speaker 2: That's America now, baby.
Speaker 3: It's just like everyone's scared to take a stand, so
Speaker 3: you just the.
Speaker 2: Smart people, which he could be smart.
Speaker 3: He could be just towing that middle line very yes, elegantly,
Speaker 3: But I don't know. I think he just I think
Speaker 3: he thinks he's smarter than he is a little bit.
Speaker 3: But I really wasn't couldn't really hear what he was saying.
Speaker 3: Most of the time, but that balloon thing where he
Speaker 3: so there's a song where he has a balloon.
Speaker 1: There's they dropped round a big rope from the ceiling
Speaker 1: at the very long.
Speaker 2: Point three hundred feet up.
Speaker 1: They drop a rope, and we're like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is he gonna do? Is he gonna do acrobatics?
Speaker 3: That was cool, Katie or a pink perform on this road?
Speaker 3: Like is he gonna spin around? I thought of the
Speaker 3: I thought there's no way that was gonna happen. Chris
Speaker 3: said said something to me about like he's gonna like
Speaker 3: attach himself to do him Like, no, he's an old man, that's.
Speaker 1: Not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: But I thought something cool could happen.
Speaker 3: But instead a balloon appears on the screen, and not
Speaker 3: like a real balloon, which would have been cool, like
Speaker 3: a photo graphic looking balloon, like it almost looks like
Speaker 3: there's an actual balloon in the room. It was a
Speaker 3: cartoon drawn obviously, like really crude.
Speaker 1: Drawn balloon, like a kid drew it.
Speaker 3: Like a kid drew it, yes, And then this rope
Speaker 3: is attached to it, and then he walks around a
Speaker 3: little stage that is probably like twenty feet by twenty
Speaker 3: feet and he walks the perimeter of the stage, and
Speaker 3: then on the stage the real graphics start to show up,
Speaker 3: and there's a sidewalk that starts to move like an
Speaker 3: animated sidewalk that looks like a treadmill almost, and he's
Speaker 3: walking so it looks like he's walking more than he is.
Speaker 1: And that's where they chose to really.
Speaker 3: Spend the money on the graphics was the little slice
Speaker 3: of sidewalk on the stage while we're watching a balloon
Speaker 3: that someone drew with their left hand in the dark
Speaker 3: on a chalkboard and an old child. It's like the
Speaker 3: ugliest thing. And then he's singing about well, I don't
Speaker 3: even know what the song was about, but then he
Speaker 3: talks in between the verses and what.
Speaker 1: Was he saying. He's just holding the rope, by the way,
Speaker 1: the rope is useless. It's just I'm holding a rope
Speaker 1: now and apparently Brian rope.
Speaker 3: They've reworked that song so many times because I went
Speaker 3: into some YouTube subreddits and was like reading about people's
Speaker 3: interpretive because people think YouTube YouTube fans are sucking, and like,
Speaker 3: I know, Softie's gonna be really in saying sometimes too,
Speaker 3: and I guess every stand culture has them, but people
Speaker 3: that think everything they do is some incredible you know,
Speaker 3: and that's why he is. And so they were really
Speaker 3: analyzing that and trying to just pull any meeting out
Speaker 3: of this just dry sponge, just and it's so funny
Speaker 3: because because it keeps changing and there's no rhyme or
Speaker 3: reason like. So they at first he's looking for the
Speaker 3: balloon and his daughter's no like because I'm talking about
Speaker 3: earlier once people said that it was like his daughter's balloon,
Speaker 3: or it was a little girl came on stage and
Speaker 3: it was her balloon.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 3: They tried different things with this balloon bullshit, And the
Speaker 3: one we saw he had lost his keys.
Speaker 1: Right, he's walking around He's walking around town holding a balloon,
Speaker 1: trying to find his home and saying he can't find
Speaker 1: his keys. And then he walks up to a door
Speaker 1: that's not his and rings the doorbell and no one answers,
Speaker 1: And we're supposed to take that as anything other than
Speaker 1: he's got dementia. That is exactly what dementia people.
Speaker 3: Do it, Yeah, because then the image on the screen
Speaker 3: is like a zoom, like you're looking at a camera
Speaker 3: on your front eye lens fish eye lens, which was
Speaker 3: cool in the nineties, like to like have a big.
Speaker 2: Image of like someone being like whoa looking in like?
Speaker 1: It was so bad, I find my keys. I guess
Speaker 1: this isn't my house.
Speaker 3: Sean said, they just keep fucking with it. I said,
Speaker 3: what about the balloon thing? Are you two fans talking
Speaker 3: about it? First of all, he said, here's the problem.
Speaker 1: It was on the edge.
Speaker 2: His wife was in on it, edges, the edges of
Speaker 2: the star.
Speaker 1: Player, right, yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: So. I asked about the balloon thing from him, and
Speaker 3: he goes, well, the good news is I missed it
Speaker 3: because the band just got over COVID, so they didn't
Speaker 3: do it. So he did they had just gotten over COVID,
Speaker 3: so they didn't do the balloon thing. He said, oh wait,
Speaker 3: that was about something else. He goes, those motherfuckers, I
Speaker 3: thought they dropped that bit.
Speaker 1: He's so mad to here it's still on the thing.
Speaker 3: He goes, here's the problem. It was the edge. His
Speaker 3: wife was in on it. Bono wanted no part of
Speaker 3: part of this hopscot nonsense. He was literally doing hop
Speaker 3: scotch holding this rope, but he didn't want to offend
Speaker 3: the Edge's wife, Well, fuck man, here we go. Let's
Speaker 3: just prance around with this nonsensical balloon and next bring
Speaker 3: out a seesaw. It was a fucking abhorreent, but I
Speaker 3: gave him a pass to keep the wife happy. But
Speaker 3: to bring it back this is repugnant and I need
Speaker 3: to rethink this band altogether. Fucking next year, the drummer
Speaker 3: is gonna start jumping rope drink during a guitar solo.
Speaker 1: I'll tweet it.
Speaker 3: Some people, and he goes, I'll tweet it some people
Speaker 3: and do some damage control. So he's gonna ask around.
Speaker 3: He said, Okay, here's what I found out. They just
Speaker 3: keep fucking with it, meaning the balloon song. The second
Speaker 3: for the second show, a girl was swinging from the
Speaker 3: rope and fell out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he says. The whole thing is fucked.
Speaker 2: I can't believe they brought it back.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I just nothing.
Speaker 3: When he was so apologetic about it being bad, I
Speaker 3: was like, Sean, I don't think there's any more joy.
Speaker 3: I think hat it has brought me so much more
Speaker 3: joy than loving it.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 3: Like as much I really wish I could have loved it,
Speaker 3: I wanted to have an experience. That was why we
Speaker 3: did it. But like coming out of it, I just do.
Speaker 3: I do feel so removed from my fellow man though
Speaker 3: that I can't find one person echoing the same sentiments.
Speaker 3: But thank god us four we're all together because Chris
Speaker 3: and I can kind of get of the same mind sometimes,
Speaker 3: you know, I think couples can do that when you
Speaker 3: watch something and you can just like get into each
Speaker 3: other's heads about it. But thank god it was four
Speaker 3: of us who had all the same experience, and you,
Speaker 3: you and Allie were mostly talking and then me and
Speaker 3: Chris like we weren't all. It wasn't til the end
Speaker 3: of the show after we left that we were all like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck was that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we weren't like feeding.
Speaker 3: Each other throughout it, except when I bet you twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: No. Ali hated it. I couldn't wait to leave. I
Speaker 1: was hoping we would leave early, but I didn't want
Speaker 1: to insult you because you.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm I'm all for a leave early.
Speaker 3: And that was although I didn't not leave early for
Speaker 3: the first time ever at my my tenth Taylor Swift concert,
Speaker 3: which I attended in Melbourne. Final thought, I went to
Speaker 3: see Taylor Swift three more times, twice in Melbourne, three
Speaker 3: once in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was gonna be two.
Speaker 3: But then our friends had tickets to one of the
Speaker 3: Melbourne shows, and then I had tickets to the other one,
Speaker 3: and we were all going to go together.
Speaker 1: To one of them.
Speaker 3: And then when I found out they had tickets to
Speaker 3: a separate and I thought we both had tickets on
Speaker 3: the same night. So I was like, oh, yeah, we'll
Speaker 3: use whoever tickets are better and sell the others or
Speaker 3: give them to our friends. But then I found out
Speaker 3: that they had tickets for a different night, and they
Speaker 3: were like, we'll just go one night, and I go,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, like I can't have a chance to go
Speaker 3: see here. I like, I have to use I'll buy
Speaker 3: those two, like I'm going both nights. So we went
Speaker 3: both nights. I went best nights, So did my friend back.
Speaker 3: She went with me both nights. One night I went
Speaker 3: with her and her boyfriend and his sister, and another
Speaker 3: night we went with all her friends.
Speaker 2: We had a may seats.
Speaker 3: It was so good and and for the eleventh and
Speaker 3: tenth and eleventh show of my Eras tour, going you know,
Speaker 3: seeing the show I stayed for the whole show. I've
Speaker 3: never stayed until the very end because I'm scared of
Speaker 3: like mass exoduses.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Just you know, like Noah, we even loved.
Speaker 1: I kind of like Karma.
Speaker 3: I like I liked leaving and dancing to Karma as
Speaker 3: I leave, But I've never been in my seat and
Speaker 3: like waving at her when she goes away, and liked
Speaker 3: when she introduced when she says thank you to the
Speaker 3: band and everyone. So it was really fun to say
Speaker 3: to the end. And it wasn't bad getting out at all.
Speaker 3: I was scared of nothing but Ilia. I did leave
Speaker 3: on the twelfth show early because there was an uber
Speaker 3: situation we had to attend to.
Speaker 1: But I left during Mastermind. If if Swifties are listening.
Speaker 3: And that is the time that you you only need
Speaker 3: to leave during Mastermind, You're gonna miss Karma. But like,
Speaker 3: you will save yourself hours if you leave during those.
Speaker 3: But I also understand if you don't want to. They
Speaker 3: were amazing. They were just that she was in the
Speaker 3: best mood. My girl is in love. I have not
Speaker 3: seen her since she's been like very love and like
Speaker 3: people who are in love are just happier. You know,
Speaker 3: like they're just gonna be doing like she puts on
Speaker 3: the bush like I would never It was not remarkably
Speaker 3: noticeable in any way, but she's just like killing it.
Speaker 1: She's so amazing.
Speaker 3: And I also this weekend was doing the sound mixing
Speaker 3: for this is a Swifty segment.
Speaker 1: I was doing the.
Speaker 3: Sound mixing for my special and I saw like a
Speaker 3: reputation poster on the wall and then it's like Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift's been here, right, and they're like, oh, yeah, she
Speaker 3: was here for Eras And I was like, you did
Speaker 3: sound mixing for Eras. He was like I was like
Speaker 3: you did, and my sound mixer, Brian was like, yeah
Speaker 3: I did. And I was like, oh my god, tell
Speaker 3: me every anything. And of course he has to sign
Speaker 3: it NDA, so he couldn't tell me anything. But I
Speaker 3: was just like, where was she sitting? Can I just
Speaker 3: sit there? And he was like right there, and so
Speaker 3: I moved to that chair and I was like here,
Speaker 3: and everyone in the room was kind of.
Speaker 1: Like chill out.
Speaker 3: But I was like, I couldn't the chairs move around
Speaker 3: a lot in there, so I couldn't be sure it
Speaker 3: was the right chair, but it was definitely the right
Speaker 3: like thing I was like leaning on and he just
Speaker 3: said that she was, you know, he said, whatever is
Speaker 3: true about her, which is like she just knows what
Speaker 3: she wants and she's so professional and she's just the pro.
Speaker 3: And then I asked him, which he has no right
Speaker 3: to tell me, probably, but I asked him on you know,
Speaker 3: on the secret songs, the surprise songs, which are the
Speaker 3: ones she does acoustically just with her piano, just with
Speaker 3: her guitar. There's no backing vocals. I said, did you
Speaker 3: have a little so and song so those like you know,
Speaker 3: for I would expect if it were me for my
Speaker 3: concert film, I would maybe redo the vocals on that
Speaker 3: if I thought any of the vocals weren't top tiptop shape.
Speaker 1: And he goes, not.
Speaker 3: A thing, fucking straight up her voice, little thing. That's
Speaker 3: my girl.
Speaker 2: I fucking knew it.
Speaker 3: She's the best, and she does you know, some pretty
Speaker 3: intensely vocal songs. For those two songs, it's just so amazing.
Speaker 3: I'm just like so, I was so in awe, but
Speaker 3: it was so cool to be in like the same
Speaker 3: space as where she was gonna be.
Speaker 4: And just update for our besties. Do you have a
Speaker 4: name for your special Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I don't think I can say it.
Speaker 1: No, no, you don't have to say it. Oh yeah, oh
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: I've landed on a name.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it was came from I've told you, right,
Speaker 3: b yeah, Brian, you know it.
Speaker 1: I don't think the song. I don't know.
Speaker 3: If you remember the name of the song, it should
Speaker 3: be called Stuck in a Moment, because no, it's uh,
Speaker 3: it's yeah. I like the name, it's yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So now I know the name of the song.
Speaker 1: Is that even a that's a surprise to the song itself.
Speaker 2: I wrote a song for the end of it, but.
Speaker 1: I don't make it.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna make it a surprise to most people.
Speaker 2: I'm not like, it's not clear.
Speaker 3: Like even the sound editor Chris at one point was like,
Speaker 3: you know, this is Nikky singing, and he was like
Speaker 3: what really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the goal. That's that was my experience, and
Speaker 1: I think that's a good goal, is for people not
Speaker 1: to even realize it's yours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I want.
Speaker 3: I want people to like shazam it and be like
Speaker 3: what is the song and be like, wait, this is
Speaker 3: NICKI Like, I didn't want it to be like and
Speaker 3: then here's Nicky's song. But yes, it is the end
Speaker 3: of my special. There's a song that I wrote and
Speaker 3: I'm super excited about it, and it's the name of
Speaker 3: the special. And yeah, I'm finally totally done with the
Speaker 3: special in the can delivered sign sealed delivered.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And that is coming out within some months and you'll
Speaker 3: all be able to see it and the besties will
Speaker 3: know is my song. But that's that's okay. But I
Speaker 3: think the normal viewer will just be like, what is
Speaker 3: this song?
Speaker 1: What else? Oh?
Speaker 2: Noah got married?
Speaker 1: You're gonna save my wedding for the last three minutes
Speaker 1: of the show.
Speaker 3: We're really gonna get into We're gonna get into it,
Speaker 3: into it right now, so I just want to acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: But we will get into it.
Speaker 3: We have a lot actually to get into on the
Speaker 3: next couple episodes. I was trying to think of what
Speaker 3: I wanted to share from today. I'm purging my apartment.
Speaker 3: That's been fun. I'm just getting rid of so many things.
Speaker 1: Looking behind you, I don't see anything. Oh wait, because
Speaker 1: you're zoomed in.
Speaker 3: If you looked in front of me, you would see
Speaker 3: so much shit. There's like my bed frame. I got
Speaker 3: a king sized bed that's been fun to sleep on.
Speaker 1: Oh, you get a new mattress.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did get a new mattress, and I'm happy
Speaker 3: with it. It's like, fine, what is it?
Speaker 1: It's a Strava Strava I've ever even heard of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just told me her sister liked it and
Speaker 3: that she bought one and liked it. So I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: boom done for me.
Speaker 1: Mattress gait is over. I have found my mattress finally.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: It is simply a beauty arrest, a beauty rest black.
Speaker 1: And I realized this when I was at hotels for
Speaker 1: a while and I was like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: think I just need a regular mattress that people use
Speaker 1: like and hotels are just like a mattress for everybody.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, you're gonna like.
Speaker 3: It so special like cooling tech chnology exactly.
Speaker 1: I went on so many mattresses. I went through several
Speaker 1: temper pedicks. I went through Latex.
Speaker 2: I feel like men do this.
Speaker 3: They over they over analyze products before they purchase them,
Speaker 3: and they have to try them all to research and
Speaker 3: they have to like, yes, there's so much research, and
Speaker 3: there's so much like I'm gonna Chris will buy, like
Speaker 3: like for us to go to a Grammy party. He
Speaker 3: spent five thousand dollars on clothes just to try them
Speaker 3: all on at home because he didn't really have a
Speaker 3: lot of time. But like he likes, he'll spend a
Speaker 3: ton of money, just like, let's just get everything and
Speaker 3: see what we like.
Speaker 2: To make sure we have the best thing. And that's
Speaker 2: how I found me How what what well?
Speaker 1: I did that for my wife too. I went on
Speaker 1: all those dates you did.
Speaker 2: Do you do this with other products?
Speaker 3: Do you research and research and research or do you
Speaker 3: just like wing in Sometimes?
Speaker 1: The reason why the mattress became such an issue was
Speaker 1: because I would sleep on the bed. It would make
Speaker 1: me feel like shit, and so then it became a
Speaker 1: thing I would do a bunch of research. But is
Speaker 1: your whole life you felt you sucked like shit? What
Speaker 1: have you always been? So if you recall the first
Speaker 1: ever mattress I got in la Is when I moved here.
Speaker 1: I moved here for not safe, and I didn't have
Speaker 1: a mattress for a while, and then I did the
Speaker 1: production card for perfect for your your end card, and
Speaker 1: I did Chris's end card and he gave me five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars and with that money, I purchased a some
Speaker 1: mattress off Craigslist and that was my mattress for like
Speaker 1: six years. And it worked for you when.
Speaker 2: You gave that one up that you started to have
Speaker 2: the issues.
Speaker 1: I gave that one up and then I got another
Speaker 1: mattress that was like King Coil and it was fine.
Speaker 1: Other reasons why I got a new mattress, but I
Speaker 1: got a new mattress and I started to have issues
Speaker 1: when I tried to start to figure it out.
Speaker 2: But the beauty rest black beauty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the black beauty, the beautyress black. It's amazing. It's
Speaker 1: just exactly what I want in a mattress. And what's
Speaker 1: great about it is that many hotels have beauty rests.
Speaker 1: So if I go to a hotel and I sleep there,
Speaker 1: there's no adjustment, there's no adjustment period. Whereas if I
Speaker 1: had like a temperpeedic or a latex and I was
Speaker 1: used to that, and then I go to a hotel
Speaker 1: and I sleep in a regular mattress, it would probably
Speaker 1: take me too sensitive.
Speaker 2: Noah, do you do you?
Speaker 1: Are you the sensitive to different mattresses when you go somewhere.
Speaker 4: Uh, I'm not as sensitive as Brian, but he does
Speaker 4: have a point because I have the temp Repeedic and
Speaker 4: every hotel mattress that I've been on is inferior.
Speaker 2: To it sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just a little harder to enjoy it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the beauty or rest is amazing. I know that it's
Speaker 1: like the most standard plane mattress you can but it's
Speaker 1: also black, and so I think that's pretty cool that
Speaker 1: it really is black. It really is black, and I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 3: And it's a pole street because they get such stains
Speaker 3: on them, so disgusting. Oh yeah, I have this new
Speaker 3: pillow case that I have that's black and that thing
Speaker 3: is probably disgusting looking, but you would not know.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: I love black clothing. I love Yeah.
Speaker 1: Chris.
Speaker 3: This weekend we were shopping somewhere and he was like,
Speaker 3: there was some white thing that he wanted me to
Speaker 3: get that was so cute, and I go, no, like, heay,
Speaker 3: it's white, Like we both know, like that's not for
Speaker 3: my spray tan life and my make makeup.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't.
Speaker 2: Noah, do you wear can you wear white things? You
Speaker 2: wear lots of makeup.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 4: So for our wedding, I'll tell you the quick story.
Speaker 4: We just wanted to have like offics because we were
Speaker 4: going to dinner and stuff and we don't, like, we
Speaker 4: haven't really bought nice clothes because of the pandemic. So
Speaker 4: I told Aviy, I'm like, just get light stuff because
Speaker 4: we're the bride and groom and that'll yeah, like it'll
Speaker 4: just be easier that way. And he was freaking out.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm gonna get this stained. I'm spending so
Speaker 4: much money on this shirt. It's just gonna get stained.
Speaker 4: I'm like, who cares a side pen? Yeah, I have
Speaker 4: I have laundry detergent at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, can you stop blabbing about your wedding.
Speaker 1: It's getting really tired.
Speaker 3: We were going to talk about the YouTube sphere on
Speaker 3: this episode, and it's like, Noah just had to hide
Speaker 3: a moment in the spotlight. We get it that once
Speaker 3: a bride always like.
Speaker 2: You're not a bride anymore.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we will get into know his's wedding next week
Speaker 3: on the show, as well as many other things.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: Come see us this weekend in Philadelphia in Ben Salem,
Speaker 3: Ben Salem, and then in Portchester, New York, which is.
Speaker 1: It's what close to Pelham, New York.
Speaker 3: Has a airport right that I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: know either, but I hope that I don't fly there
Speaker 3: on an Airmax seven or eight because I read a.
Speaker 1: Report and now I'm scared.
Speaker 3: Even though I'm not someone who's ever scared of flying,
Speaker 3: I read something that made me scared of flying. But
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna let it be scare me because the
Speaker 3: odds of that happening are really slim.
Speaker 2: And if I do die in a plane crash, I'll
Speaker 2: be okay, It'll be fast, all right. Thanks guys for
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Don't take that bye,