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Speaker 1: Kutbooms.

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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the a em way The fifth Hour.

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Speaker 3: Good to have you hanging out with us, because that

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Speaker 3: means we're not talking to no one. There's actually someone listening.

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Speaker 3: You're the someone. All we need is one person. Well,

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Speaker 3: the company would like more than one person, but it

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Speaker 3: is the fifth Hour. Happy Saturday, the sixteenth day of

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Speaker 3: the month of March. Today's National corn Dog Day. Big

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Speaker 3: fan of the corn dog, don't eat them very often,

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Speaker 3: love the corn dog, and to me, the corn dog.

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Speaker 3: Celebrating the corn dog is almost bigger than Saint Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 3: I know that's blasphemy. Is an unpopular take, but I love.

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Speaker 3: As a kid eating Wiener Schnitzel corn dogs was a tremendous,

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Speaker 3: tremendous thing, a rare and appropriate treat.

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Speaker 1: Didn't eat those all that much.

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Speaker 3: But Danny G is hanging out with me traveling and

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Speaker 3: the traveling Man Danny G Radio.

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Speaker 4: That's right. I am live right now from the Graduate Hotel.

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Speaker 4: Woke my ass up early to do this. Yesterday's live

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Speaker 4: broadcast was a lot of fun. And I even brought

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Speaker 4: a carry on. Well the carry on had my clothes,

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Speaker 4: I should say. I checked one large Duffel bag and

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Speaker 4: it had the water bottles and some NERF footballs in it.

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Speaker 4: So I even passed out some swag to the listeners

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Speaker 4: who showed up for the live studio audience.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 3: My famous story in the family my wife's grandfather when

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Speaker 3: they used to go to Mexico. I think I've told

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Speaker 3: this before, but he would his suitcase. He'd just pack

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Speaker 3: a suitcase filled with water bottles because he was you

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Speaker 3: know what, you don't drink the water in Mexico. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that was his thing. He brought like no clothes and

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Speaker 3: he just brought a suitcase filled with water.

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Speaker 4: You just just gribbed goa's diaper bag. And we didn't

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Speaker 4: know this, but you're supposed to take all the bottles.

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Speaker 4: And we had one thing that had hot water in it.

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Speaker 4: And then all the pre made bottles. They were measured out,

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Speaker 4: but the formula wasn't mixed in them yet. But you

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Speaker 4: can have a full bag of liquids. But Ben, they

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Speaker 4: do this thing where they take these these little sticks

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Speaker 4: and they they measure the steam coming out of the

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Speaker 4: bottle and then they swab and they check the water

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Speaker 4: to make sure it's really water. We stood there for

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Speaker 4: about twenty minutes. Well they made sure that baby col

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Speaker 4: wasn't a terrorist.

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Speaker 1: Well, baby cod does have some tendencies.

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Speaker 3: I mean he lets those farts rip, so you know

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Speaker 3: that's a he's a fart terrorist.

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Speaker 4: I know that, right, Yeah, you're not kidding about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he's got that magic ability we all have

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Speaker 1: when your little kids. But man alive. Well, thanks for

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Speaker 1: doing this. I know the trip. That's a quick turnaround.

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Speaker 1: That is a quick and you'll be back in La tonight. Right,

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Speaker 4: Back Yeah, as quick as we got here. It wasn't quick.

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Speaker 4: It was a pretty long flight. It's just a quick turnaround.

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Speaker 4: We did the live broadcast and then we're going home

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Speaker 4: early afternoon today.

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Speaker 1: All right, So on this pot we're gonna start now.

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Speaker 3: As you know, Nanny, I am a I'm a bit

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Speaker 3: of a fashionista. I'm known in the building as mister Fashion.

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Speaker 3: So we're gonna start.

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Speaker 4: On clearly, if Costco had a fashion show.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna start on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalks.

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Speaker 3: I was strutting down the catwalk runway doing a little pirouette.

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Speaker 3: Now you were traveling, so you probably didn't didn't see this,

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Speaker 3: But I debuted my newest hat. I'd mentioned I was

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Speaker 3: There is a YouTube feed of Malor monologues on obviously

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Speaker 3: But I made quite the fashion statement this week as

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Speaker 3: I debuted my tribute to Canada. Oh come, the Houten

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Speaker 3: hat has arrived. The poutine hat has arrived on the scene.

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Speaker 3: And if for those her blind listeners though, this is

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Speaker 1: But you're always all all the way Nashville, so it'll

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Speaker 1: it'll take you a while, unless it won't because it

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's alien technology or iPhone, so.

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Speaker 1: That is true. I believe that to be true. So

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Speaker 1: the yeah, the hat, it's a go.

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Speaker 3: So it's got the poutine there. It's got a nice

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Speaker 4: Do you wear this in public?

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Speaker 1: I wore to work. I don't know, let I wear

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Speaker 3: that's rare now, you know, not many people have a

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Speaker 3: where poutine came from in Canada.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: Either that or it's the New Orleans Saints thing. You

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Speaker 1: that thing called? I don't know the term point.

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Speaker 4: It's like the tip of a barbed wire fence.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, that's it. Yeah, that's it. So I wore that.

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Speaker 3: It's one of the more unique hats I have that

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Speaker 3: I've been wearing the big timber hat from the high

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Speaker 1: I'm on the trendy train.

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Speaker 4: I am.

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Speaker 1: I am on the trendy train.

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Speaker 3: It's true, man, I am all about it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter whatever design.

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Speaker 3: I'm like Hollywood glam, I'm mid section, mid century modern whatever.

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Speaker 3: hat there, very very very exciting. And when I wore

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Speaker 3: so you could say, Danny I was dodging two bullets

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Speaker 3: that surprisingly has some very strange people late at night

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Speaker 3: when I'm doing the show walking around Ben.

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Speaker 4: When you think of Disney resorts, you don't usually think

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Speaker 1: That's not usually in the brochure that they know.

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Speaker 4: She was changing him. She went to grab a diaper

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Speaker 4: think it was God looking out for us Ben because

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Speaker 1: He didn't mess.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank god. I mean, had his head hit first

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Speaker 4: You know you ain't going on the floor again. Ben,

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Speaker 4: This little dude did the backslide like a spider. I

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Speaker 4: that's what he did. Oh boy, he's screaming, bloody murder.

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Speaker 4: Holy shit, did he break a leg? Did his fat

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Speaker 1: Yes? Wow.

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Speaker 4: I get him to calm down, and you know, it

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Speaker 4: About twenty thirty minutes later, he was smiling and playing

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Speaker 4: But now I'm traumatized because anytime my girl has had

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Speaker 4: like dude, you ain't moving a little wiggleworhim.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's well, isn't that?

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Speaker 3: that's pretty much it keep them putting their fingers in

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Speaker 3: Wallet Hub measured several lifestyle factors, including activial level, heart disease, diabetes,

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Speaker 1: And then there's some other crap in here.

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Speaker 3: Let's just do top Ten's see if you can you

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Speaker 4: Danny, Ah, well, probably probably three.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, gain three. Okay, So here we go. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: how many guesses do you get here?

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Speaker 2: Dan?

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Speaker 1: What are we looking at here?

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Speaker 4: So not states? These are cities.

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Speaker 3: Is not in the top twenty. Forget the top ten.

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Speaker 4: So all right, are you thinking of the famous snl

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Speaker 1: Stop Bears, the Bears, not Chicago. There are fat people

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Speaker 3: A lot of fat people in Wisconsin. Not on the

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Speaker 1: Oh for two? Oh for two? Wrong again, idiot, Well

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Speaker 3: Over in Chattanooga. Chattanooga, Tennessee is number ten. Spoiler alert.

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Speaker 3: We go to the great State of Texas. McCallen, Texas

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Speaker 3: you're riddle me this, Danny, if you're on TikTok and

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Speaker 3: you're a.

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Speaker 1: Creator, I love that. We're creators, right, we're creating audio, right, we're.

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Speaker 4: Creators, We're content creators. We just keep our clothes on

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Speaker 4: because nobody wants to see us naked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wouldn't that be great if there was an only

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Speaker 3: fans that would pay a lot of money for radio

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Speaker 3: only fans. Anyway, if you're a TikToker, wouldn't you just

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Speaker 3: go to go to like Instagram or something like like

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Speaker 3: what's the big deal? Couldn't you go to another platform

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Speaker 3: and find a way to make money? If your content

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Speaker 3: is that good, wouldn't you be able to get money

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Speaker 3: on other platforms?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand, I'm not that bright.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think it's probably because they've already built up

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Speaker 4: their following on TikTok and that's what the kiddies use,

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Speaker 4: the younger generation uses most, so there's not an equivalent

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Speaker 4: to that right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, we had a on popcost the culture. We had

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Speaker 3: an international outrage incident involving a priest, but not involving

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Speaker 3: a young boy. Uh priest sparking outrage. She decided that

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Speaker 3: the church needed to be dressed up a little bit, right,

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Speaker 3: that's kind of want to you want to keep the

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Speaker 3: people coming there, and you need to spruce up the

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Speaker 3: church a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Not that great, right, you know? Why not?

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Speaker 3: And so this this jackass decided, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I am going to touch some things up here.

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Speaker 3: A guy named Hector Lunar is his name, and he

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Speaker 3: ended up painting over a three hundred year old painting

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Speaker 3: that had heritage status to dress up the church. It

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Speaker 3: seemed like a good idea to me, but he went

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Speaker 3: for it. The isn't the Canary Islands. They launched an investigation.

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Speaker 3: This guy hired workers. They stripped and repainted the interior

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Speaker 3: walls of the church and yeah, I just want.

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Speaker 1: To repaint it. Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 4: Oops?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who goofed?

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Speaker 3: I've got to know the church itself was built in

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Speaker 3: the sixteenth century, burned to the ground in seventeen oh

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Speaker 3: six during a volcano, and then was rebuilt in the

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Speaker 3: eighteenth century, and the painting had been there since since

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Speaker 3: that time. So wow, Now Lunar is on the run.

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Speaker 3: He fled to Venezuela. According he's a wanted man. How

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Speaker 3: much jail time do you get for that? Like what's

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Speaker 3: the punishment?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the punishment is, but that's not great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's better things there.

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Speaker 4: Do you think they would give him like a paint

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Speaker 4: kit so he could paint the inside of his cell,

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Speaker 4: give him some crayons, and yeah, yeah, did you.

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Speaker 3: See the story this week is a couple of days

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Speaker 3: ago though, the woman who identified as a dog, and

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Speaker 3: she's become a huge star on social media, and she

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Speaker 3: revealed that she sleeps in a crate and is rewarded

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Speaker 3: with dog biscuits and has handlers who walk her. And

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Speaker 3: they say that there's mental illness is not a problem

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Speaker 3: in this country, right, come on?

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The things people will do to get attention, though, the

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Speaker 3: things that you will do to stand out from the pack.

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Speaker 1: I will pretend I'm a dog and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: eat Scooby treats and you know all that stuff. It's

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Speaker 1: like kema, It's insane.

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Speaker 4: Everybody thinks they're the big star of their own picture.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: We're all we're better than everyone else, our lives are better,

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Speaker 3: we're different.

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Speaker 1: Than everyone else and all that. Man, So who's better

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Speaker 1: the girl that says she's.

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Speaker 3: A dog or the girl who identifies as a cat.

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Speaker 3: Remember there's a teacher that got criticized because the student

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Speaker 3: who said a girl couldn't identify as a cat. Teacher

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Speaker 3: criticize the.

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Speaker 1: Student and all that, and yeah.

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Speaker 3: Good times, all right, that's enough. Pop goes the culture.

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Speaker 3: We didn't even get to the Don Lemon being banned

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Speaker 3: from Elon Musk.

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Speaker 1: Twitter show or whatever. Who cares.

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Speaker 3: Dan, you'll fly back today. You'll be back in time

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Speaker 3: for tomorrow's podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, sir, I'm going to produce this fine podcast,

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Speaker 4: ship it out to the world. Pack my bags and

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Speaker 4: get on the plane.

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Speaker 3: Wonderful it safe travels to you. Have a great rest

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Speaker 3: of your Saturday. We will have on a holiday, Saint

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Speaker 3: Patti's Day, we will have a fresh male bag pod.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk to you. Then, have a wonderful rest of

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Speaker 1: your Saturday. We'll talk to you tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Austa Pasta my flation