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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazery. Here's Nink. Hello here, I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Nicki Glazer Podcast. It is Tuesday. What are

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Speaker 1: we doing, Andrew? What are we doing? He's flexing? He

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Speaker 1: is turtling. To me, it looks like you're turtling. You're

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Speaker 1: like a turtle waking up in the morning when you

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Speaker 1: turned out, when you push your camera down a little

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Speaker 1: bit because you've got a lot of HEADD space. That's

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Speaker 1: bothering me. Yeah, that's more like it. No, I was

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Speaker 1: just about to say that, Um, well, we were talking

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Speaker 1: about um, we were snapping before the show to get

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Speaker 1: like the video SYNCD up. It's you know, behind the

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Speaker 1: scenes stuff, you guys. But um, and whenever we snap,

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Speaker 1: we're on like such different feeds that it's always like

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Speaker 1: not synked up. For the editors. What are who are

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Speaker 1: the editors d c J, D Christian and Dorsey Christian

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Speaker 1: and James. Dorothy Christian and James are the ones that

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Speaker 1: go through all of our video every single episode and

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Speaker 1: edit it so special. Shout out to d c J.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you throw them some love, um as well.

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Speaker 1: Besties I don't know and there and they can say

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Speaker 1: like hey, no, Druki and d c J because like

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Speaker 1: it is fun whenever I'm doing a show and I

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Speaker 1: know that there's going to be a guy in an

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Speaker 1: edit bay, usually like this kind of dark room that's

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Speaker 1: going to be watching me over and over and probably

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Speaker 1: just hating. Like whenever I watch something too much, I

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Speaker 1: end up like hating it, especially when you're just like toiling,

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Speaker 1: especially on my special, because I've been giving so many

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Speaker 1: notes that I'm just sure this person wants to fucking

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Speaker 1: murder me, and um, yeah, so it's just nice to

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Speaker 1: give them someone. But sometimes I just talked down the

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Speaker 1: ones and I'm like, are you having a rough day?

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Speaker 1: Maybe go out and get some sunshine. Vitamin D is

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Speaker 1: really helpful for your whole immune system. And do you

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Speaker 1: have an animal with you in the edit bay? Go

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Speaker 1: take them for a walk. They probably need to get

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Speaker 1: in Like are you happy in your career? I'm glad.

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Speaker 1: I want you to. I want you to love what

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Speaker 1: you do. Is there anything like I try to talk

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Speaker 1: to them a little bit, and I'm sure they resented um.

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Speaker 1: Before the show started, so we were snapping for d

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Speaker 1: c J, and I said that, oh that snap was

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Speaker 1: probably that we all did a snap one by one

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Speaker 1: that was very off time, and I said that one

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Speaker 1: was probably more on time than the other ones, and

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Speaker 1: you said more on time. It's not like I was

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Speaker 1: saying more on time. More on time. That's a great

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Speaker 1: name for a podcast, actually a more on time, You're

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Speaker 1: on time anal eyes similar. But I love when things

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Speaker 1: sound like other things. I think it's called hominems, but

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Speaker 1: those are more words that sounding the same. But um,

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Speaker 1: I really love when I heard one the other day

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Speaker 1: that involves O U. So there's lots of songs that

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Speaker 1: I hear like the lyrics just sound so weird that

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Speaker 1: you just put other things in their place. And one

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Speaker 1: of the most famous ones was in high school. I

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Speaker 1: forget who discovered it. I think it was Kristen. We

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Speaker 1: have a friend named Laura Holly. She had discovered like

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Speaker 1: she was Magellan. Like, honestly, wait till you hear about

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Speaker 1: this discovery and you tell me if it's not up

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Speaker 1: there with Magellan, I don't. I love that. Whenever you

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Speaker 1: talking about this, we always just say Magellan because we

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Speaker 1: don't know. At Columbus Magellan, there was one with the

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Speaker 1: they mean to do that? More more on time? Um,

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Speaker 1: But seriously, my friend Kurson was walked around with someone,

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Speaker 1: didn't she She did not go discover She was not

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Speaker 1: one of the pioneers. I don't think. Um. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: she discovered things in her time. I was literally, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that was a guy. Um More in time, Um,

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Speaker 1: I was singing the Pocahona song. Have you ever heard

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Speaker 1: that song? Or asked the grinning Bob Cat why he grins?

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Speaker 1: first time. It's an underrated Disney song. Um. But Kirsten

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Speaker 1: discovered our friend Laura Holly the song Come on, Eileen.

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Speaker 1: I probably brought this up before, but it goes the

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Speaker 1: in our lives. Like I think we would have just

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Speaker 1: said it was there's another song that says your name,

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Speaker 1: Yes there is, but I just want to tell me

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Speaker 1: you don't hear Laura Holly. Laura Holly is the what

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Speaker 1: it sounds like more than ten seconds. Okay, God, damn it,

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Speaker 1: here we go, come on. That was Ry Columbus, right

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Speaker 1: freaked out. So then there was another song, you know,

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Speaker 1: So then two days ago, I think you had said

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Speaker 1: does that sound familiar to me? And I realized I

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Speaker 1: was singing the other day during an Instagram live step

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Speaker 1: back from that ledge my friend and they go, I

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Speaker 1: but they go I see Noah, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, it sounds the same as I See Noah.

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Speaker 1: There's another one, have you heard? Have you ever heard

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Speaker 1: Andrew Colin? It doesn't really have a nice float to it.

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Speaker 1: There are probably places where you could hear and co in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Picky Brings up to the Moon, but it sounds like

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Speaker 1: put your Nikki Glazer to the moon. I love people

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Speaker 1: that just like throw their name in every song though

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Speaker 1: they're just like, yeah, it's just like you know who

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Speaker 1: You on that David Spade joke where he's like when

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Speaker 1: You know you're in Arizona town. It down Hotel Florida. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it is. There's something so nice about a musician

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Speaker 1: smells pretty good out there, and it means he smells weed,

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Speaker 1: and we all just go my guy looking weed, dude, David,

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Speaker 1: so fucking just one illegal substance that we're all around.

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Speaker 1: Oh ship, Dave. I did cry at his concert? You did? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Were you on something? Just my heart? Did you really? What?

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Speaker 1: What song made you cry? I love? Or lay down?

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Speaker 1: Or I think it was a grave digger because my

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Speaker 1: Crying and he looks over he's like, are you crying?

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Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you know my grandpa died, and

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Speaker 1: That was like nine years ago, your grandpa died. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, are you like on the lawn or where? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to be like, dude, you want another Yeah, you want

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. Have you ever cried at a concert?

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Speaker 1: I cried at David Happy because I loved him so much.

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Speaker 1: I mean, any it was probably crushed or say goodbye

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Speaker 1: I was so even Kursten recently was like, I remember

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. But I mean, if anything, I was probably

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Speaker 1: how much I love him. But you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: She's a Jar. I really love that song. There's just

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Speaker 1: in a week. I don't want you to play it.

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Speaker 1: We all heard about Noah crying at Slipknot. What song?

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Speaker 1: Was it My Mother and the Ass or something? No

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Speaker 1: I was crying to. I wanted to get out of there.

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Speaker 1: What have you ever cried at? An? Have you ever

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Speaker 1: cried at? Yeah? I think it was a Dying Fetus show.

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Speaker 1: ankle mohing? I just love Noah getting jacked up or

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Speaker 1: their new ship either. I'm talking old school Fetus, when

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Speaker 1: their daddy's sucking nuts. Put on bilical news. All of

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Speaker 1: these are great pars No that was their album because

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Speaker 1: it was a diet fetish. Wasn't it fun to talk

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Speaker 1: about that? Uh? Fuck? I remember I did a show

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Speaker 1: think of that. Eggs. That's a great name for eggs.

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Speaker 1: That is kind of a good one, sucking running eggs.

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Speaker 1: Wait what were you just about to say? I did

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Speaker 1: a show one time in in the Lower East Side

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Speaker 1: had Niagara Bar. Have you ever been there in New

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Speaker 1: York City? And it's a famous It was a very

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Speaker 1: famous like eighties rock like Bad Brains, like all these

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Speaker 1: like random yeah no, it's into it, but like they

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Speaker 1: see that. So wait at the Dying Fetis concert, when

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Speaker 1: do you cry? And what song? And how like? No

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Speaker 1: she didn't really cry at a time? No I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I was it was a joke. Uh yeah, but it's

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Speaker 1: like probably like a movie like um uh Fox in

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Speaker 1: the Hound. I think that's that always made me cry.

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Speaker 1: One gets a lot of people. I think, yeah, animals,

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Speaker 1: free Willie, right, yeah, um uh. And City of Angels

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Speaker 1: it's it's not Yeah. I mean Sarah Lena was scared

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00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: when we went um the last I went, you know,

422
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: last two years ago, and I just held her hand

423
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: and like she just swam. I just swam with her

424
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: holding my hand and we just like stayed together. So

425
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: I could just do that with you. Can you put

426
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: your head just on the water and look with from

427
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: the boat. No, No, I'm sorry. Do you want to

428
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: request one of those and pay the extra money? It is, yeah,

429
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: do not go because you're think you might be scared

430
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: of whale shar there in the words shark just intimidates people,

431
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 1: But they don't. They're not. They're just big old fish.

432
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 1: They're giant fish. What they eat like sucking algae and

433
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: ship plankton. This is the same thing as these fucking

434
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: sting rays and caman things to be scared of when

435
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: there's no evidence that they've ever hurt anyone. Like, I

436
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: understand having fears, but there's nothing to be scared of,

437
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: all right on that case, what's your biggest fear that

438
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: they're going to just decide to eat a human? Well,

439
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: it's not just if you're down there, you're it's not

440
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: just like a whale shark like tank. There's other fish

441
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 1: I know, but like like what if an orca showed up,

442
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: works don't hurt you either. Killer whales are here, yeah,

443
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: I know, but they don't hurt you. Have you seen

444
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: a rambe or whatever, a rombe that that one was in,

445
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: a that one was in. A killer whales have killed

446
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: people in the in captivity. Well stop it, stop it.

447
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: You can also drown you could also, I know. But

448
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not afraid of sharks when I'm surfing.

449
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: It's not exactly you're not. If you're not afraid of

450
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: killer whales when you're surfing, then you can do this.

451
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: Stop being a baby. I'm not gonna let you have

452
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: anxiety about this. You can have anxiety, but I'm not gonna.

453
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: It's such a cool experience. Talk to seriling about it.

454
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: Let's get to the newsst Hey, it's the news, folks,

455
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. You know what that means. It is Tuesday.

456
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells out there. We

457
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: sure are. Um here we go. Lots of people die

458
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: every year during, during or just having sex. Uh, pathologists explains,

459
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: in most cases caused by physical strain of sexual activity

460
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: or prescription drugs drugs did treat e d erectile dysfunction,

461
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: for example, or illegal drugs such as cocaine or both. Wait,

462
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: why eat so viagra? Yeah, viagra because they can just

463
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: attact your blood flow. Oh, cause scroke or something. So.

464
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: Sudden death occurred mostly in men, average age around fifty nine,

465
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: and most frequently it's a heart attack. Oh my god.

466
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: New studies should suggest that sudden cardiac death and people

467
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: under the age of fifty is mainly due to sudden

468
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh I guess that's the age where you like are

469
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: still having sex, because I think it drops out pretty

470
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: severely in your sixties. Yeah, then you die thinking about

471
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: having sex a disease of the heart muscle. So if

472
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: you have like priority and you don't know that your

473
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: hearts sucked up? Yeah, what a way to go? Would

474
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: you want to go? Having sex? Sometimes I feel like

475
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: I am because because you know, like we'll funk for

476
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: a long time and I'll just be like, he'll be

477
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: so exhausted. I'm like, I stand up at it a bed.

478
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: Sometimes it was like, yeah, it is such a strenuous

479
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: activity for the man involved and sometimes the women. You know,

480
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: for sure the women, but I and I'm just getting

481
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: a lot of this from the poor and I watch,

482
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: But the men do so much work. There's so much

483
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: work doing this constant Like that's a lot. I don't

484
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: want to die for one orgasm, Like it doesn't. I wouldn't.

485
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Like the idea of like heart what about

486
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: if you were in some like Berri's boot camp bullshit,

487
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: Like would you want to die for that? Like doesn't

488
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: that get your heart rate up just as much? That's

489
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: a good point if you're comparing it the berries, like

490
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: why would you You're gonna die somehow, like if you

491
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: have a heart condition, it's gonna get you. If you

492
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: it's if it's you know, an unknown one. Well, it

493
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: says it's extremely low and accounts for point six percent

494
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: of all cases of sudden death. And then two is

495
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: when you see a whale shark, it says here, which

496
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: is weird. Um no, that's I would go fucking a

497
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: whale shark. Well, it says. Also, I read the articles

498
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: something about like thirty nine year old guys like like

499
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: the eight like I'm past the age that like it

500
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: happens when it does happen. Wait you yeah, yeah, yeah,

501
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: I mean I don't think I'll be sucking at I

502
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: mean my dick soft at forty one. I mean, how

503
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: many viagram am I gonna have to take? Just one?

504
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: I think probably just one. But you said you're not

505
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: taken by a great anymore. No, Well, Beautrin has been

506
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: helping with Yeah, yeah that's good. Yeah, I mean I

507
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: don't know what's in that drug, but dude, I tried

508
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: to lascurbrate last night and just nothing there is literally

509
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: in Our internet connection is pretty slow here, and so

510
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: I just wait and wait for these clips to load,

511
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: knowing that it's probably not gonna work for me anyway,

512
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: based on the little um previews that they've shown, you know,

513
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: the pictures where I go, okay, maybe, and then I

514
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: read the details to see if there's all the things

515
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: that I want in a video, and um, it's coming

516
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: to buffering, Like just like to search through an hour

517
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: long video to find if a guy calls this girl

518
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: a good girl, because there's no way to search for

519
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: good girl porn where the guy says good girl. There's

520
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: no way to search for porn where the guy is

521
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: encouraging and sensual and like it's also hard but also kind.

522
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: It's like there's no weight, so I just have to

523
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: sift through all the ship looking for the one thing

524
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: that's going to do it. And some nights I'm like,

525
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: do I want this kind or do I want this

526
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: other kind? And I can't even tell what I want.

527
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: And then last night I was just like, it can't

528
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: be done. There's nothing would be good for you. That's

529
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: what I go to. It's it's called um uh red

530
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: Gift and it's just just yeah, and it's just you

531
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: go like you they're long and you go and they

532
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: load and and once you find one, it gives all

533
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: ones that are like that in the feed. And then

534
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: and it has sound and everything. Yeah, red red Jeff

535
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: ri ri E d G. I F it's a dot

536
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: com or an app. I don't know, you know it

537
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 1: it on the I go to subreddits for the kind

538
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: of porn I like, and then they on Reddit that

539
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: the sound is muted. But then they have a link

540
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: at the top that says red Jeff and I was

541
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: click that link and then it takes me to this

542
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: red Jeff thing. And so it's right if you just

543
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: good in the red Jeff now out because they don't

544
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: categorize it that way. But if you type in like

545
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: like I go to certain separated it's and then I'll

546
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: see something that I like. And like last night, I

547
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: clicked on one because it was some double penetration one

548
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: that I was going to have been too. And then

549
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: I went to the red jet version and said started

550
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: looking like, oh what about this video is like all

551
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: these other videos and it was just American and I

552
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: was like, I don't need American girl, Like what about this?

553
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: Was she wearing like a fucking yeah, no, she wasn't.

554
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: She was just like a blonde girl. And so I

555
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: guess they were like, whoever watches this is into Americans.

556
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 1: So it was just a it's just I'm I am

557
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,479
Speaker 1: grateful for born, I'm grateful for all the women who

558
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: have gave given their careers and they're like social lives

559
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: and risked things to like make this stuff. But it's

560
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: just there's gotta be a better way. And yeah, having

561
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: having um, I need to get back to basics of

562
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: like fantasizing. But there's just nothing I I want to

563
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: fantasize about. I guess it's yeah, anytime I try to

564
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: use my brain, it just and I can't stay on

565
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: the subject. No me neither. I I wonder off, I

566
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: get lost in the woods and I can't get back. Okay,

567
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: next story A burglar burglar? Burglar? Does that have three burglar?

568
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: I've always said burglar? Is it burglar? It sounds like

569
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 1: you're saying like a burglart. It sounds like I'm the

570
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: hamdled look at the look at burger, look at the word.

571
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm doing ham burglar. But I've shortened

572
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: it the burglar, which is actually better with it you

573
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: don't need the ham there, how I say it because

574
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: it already says burger eight. So you got the ham

575
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: burglar from McDonald's. My way is burgerler. So then you

576
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: got burger in it already. Oh yeah, burglar, burglar, burglar.

577
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: But do you see why there's no there's nowhere for

578
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: that in the way that it's written. Yeah, it's like

579
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: when I say tubular or no turbulence actually that yeah syllable.

580
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: I take it out in that some words. I take

581
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: out turbulence, turbulence, burglar, burglar. Okay, people are going to

582
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: kill themselves. Okay, turbulent no no, no, you just go,

583
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: but you do a hard bee instead of beu you go.

584
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: But turbulence, it's turbulence. Yeah, I leave out the and regular, regular,

585
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: regular burglar, burgular throw you so I take that you

586
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: out of Okay, So what happened with this burglar? So

587
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: he was in turbulence? Oh my god? Can you imagine

588
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: he was just the regular burglar? I mean you're reading that.

589
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: Can you just hold it up so that you just

590
00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: don't disappear for people? It's okay, okay, Um, a regular burglar,

591
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: A regular burglar, Okay, burglar. Wait, we try to save burglar. Okay,

592
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: I could do it, burglar. I just think of turbulence.

593
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: Can't wait for this. Okay, A burglar left, No, no, no, no,

594
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 1: A burglary, A burglar. Yeah, there you go, a burglar.

595
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: It's really short there, it's really short. It's gonna say,

596
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: I feel like someone stole the you. I wonder who

597
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: it was. Burglar. Your life is about to change. You're

598
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:49,240
Speaker 1: gonna have so much more free time now, all right, okay,

599
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: a burglar. A burglar left two hundred dollars an apology

600
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: note when victims came home to find a window he broke,

601
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: and then he ate shrimp, drank beer, and bathed inside

602
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: at home. Oh my god. This sounds like if you burglarized,

603
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't leave two hundred. I'd leave like forty. Okay, Well,

604
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: it's not completely unheard of for a homeowner to come

605
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: home in the middle of a burglary. It is quite

606
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: uncommon for the suspect to be non confrontational about the crime,

607
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: so that he but it thought they didn't come home

608
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: during it. Yeah they did. They found him in the house. Yeah,

609
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: keep going bathing, shrimp in the bathtub, and a beer.

610
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: So he left two hundred dollars like hey, don't arrest me.

611
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: So I wonder if you would have left a two

612
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: hundred dollars if he didn't get caught. He just felt

613
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: really embarrassed and was sad, and he left the two

614
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: hundred dollars because he broke a window to get in.

615
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: And but I wonder like once they caught him, he

616
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: was like, just hold on, hold on, let me just

617
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: like I got some money. And then did he like,

618
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: how do you leave two hundred dollars if the people

619
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: are like you know what I'm saying? Maybe they were

620
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: just like, hey, who are you? And he was like,

621
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: here you go, here's for the shrimp pie. I mean,

622
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: there's no way you two worth your shrimp. And with

623
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: the window, oh, the window abo the bath, Chad knows

624
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: what he left behind is going to need clean up.

625
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: Have you ever been burglarized? No? But I would I

626
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: stole plenty. Really, I would like steal from my roommate,

627
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: but just quarters. He had like a quarter jar and

628
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: I would just steal him to eat double stacks from Wendy's.

629
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was like, they're just quarters. Yeah,

630
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: he's a rich guy, you know, it's just a hundred

631
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: thousand dollars he's a millionaire. You never stole, well, no,

632
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: you would steal from from from Yeah, I did some stealing. Um,

633
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: I stole one time from someone who was like a friend.

634
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: And I have to And it's like one of these

635
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: things that haunts me that I have to like what happened. No, No,

636
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: I just don't want to. Like it's one of those

637
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: things in my past that I was like really just

638
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: not a good person, and like I have to uh

639
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: do a like you know, when you're in a twelve

640
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: step program, you ultimately have to get to a point

641
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: where you uh was it cash though, or was it Yeah,

642
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: it was I stole money from a business I was

643
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: working for, and like it was not good and you know,

644
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: you justify it. It's weird how you could justify I

645
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: would justify it and um and yeah, I oh I

646
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: have to. Um. You know I've given back to that

647
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: establishment a lot to make up for it. But they

648
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: don't know why I've done that. You know what I'm saying,

649
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: you have to actually at some point I'm going to

650
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: have to explain what happened and like to them, what

651
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: if you go to jail? It was? I mean the

652
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: statute of limitations, this way. I mean, this was forever

653
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: because to jail for stealing scrunching still weighs on me though,

654
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 1: you know, like doing something like that where the person

655
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: those people trusted me and I stole from them and um,

656
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: and it wasn't a lot, but it was just like

657
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: I knew it was wrong, and I lied to them

658
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: about it, and it's just like I just can't get

659
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 1: over I I it's it definitely is like affects me

660
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: subconsciously at times. I think a lot of times it's

661
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: like where you're at in your mind and where you're

662
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: at financially. You know, I remember how you people hurt

663
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: people hurt people. I was not making a excuse for it,

664
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: but because I know that about myself, when people do

665
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: things like that to me, or like I witnessed them,

666
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: I can go that person doesn't want to You're in

667
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: a sociopath If you are stealing so that you can

668
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 1: hurt someone, that's that's that's different than just like be

669
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: having a fucking something's wrong with you on the inside.

670
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: You hate yourself and so you're just doing bad things.

671
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 1: I had, like I don't know when I was dog

672
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: walking for you, I don't know how much money I had.

673
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 1: I barely paid rent, and you you would have like

674
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: gigs on the weekend and then you would have like

675
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: just so much cash just sitting on And I'm like,

676
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: she won't care if I never took it. I swear

677
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: to god, I don't think I had the thought of, like,

678
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: what's she won't even I would never know, but I

679
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 1: would have known. But I reallysted you, you know, like

680
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: and clearly I could yeah, because I really didn't do it.

681
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: I really would tell you because I think it would

682
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 1: be good. But there are a lot of people that

683
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: leave out cash to to um. I just that was

684
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: me being just like like something, I don't have respect

685
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: for money because it scares me so much. So like

686
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: I don't like to count my money. I don't like

687
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: to like have all the bills facing one way and

688
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: know exactly how much is in my wallet at any

689
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 1: given time, because I just money scares me. I don't

690
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: I don't even know how much. Like I've talked about this,

691
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: I don't know how much money I have. I really,

692
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: if I took a guess, I could be off by

693
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: so much it would make you like I would probably

694
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm really dumb when it comes that stuff,

695
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: but it's just because it scares me. And so that

696
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: wasn't me trying to be like look how much me. No,

697
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 1: I didn't take it like that. But I think sometimes

698
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 1: people do that and it's really icky. Like I remember

699
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: my friend said that he lived with this girl once

700
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: and they were all like starving artists, and she got

701
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: a bunch of commercials and she would leave checks out

702
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: for like that. She would just be like I forgot

703
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: to catch like I'm just like it. She would leave

704
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: it out purposely on the kitchen counter to be like

705
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: she put on the refrigerator. She's like, I don't know

706
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: how I got there because like my test score it,

707
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: and then what's the note about how you guys are

708
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: poor pieces of I saw that same girl one night.

709
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: We were all hanger out and she stumbled out of

710
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: her bedroom and like was catatonically drunk and like couldn't

711
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: didn't even see a bunch of people were in the

712
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: kitchen like hanging out comics. She just like stubble out,

713
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: was like like saw through us and then just got it.

714
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: Um got out of pan and was like cooking eggs

715
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: at like four in the morning, but like wasted and

716
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: We're all just kind of watching because she didn't acknowledge us,

717
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: and we were like hi, and she's just like and

718
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 1: then she just decided to wait for the eggs to

719
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: cook and like lean up against the stove like with

720
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: her back to it, and like slink down it and

721
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: just like sit there. And she had like ship all

722
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: over her underwear, and it was like so she was

723
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: in her under which it was so embarrassing. And I

724
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: think at the time, I probably didn't have a lot

725
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: of empathy, so I was just like, ha ha, she's

726
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: sucking ship in here. But she's such a piece of ship.

727
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: But now I'm like, that is horrifying. And I've been

728
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: that girl before. I mean, I've been drunk enough that

729
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: I've shipped myself. Have you ever I've shipped myself? But

730
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: Silber never drunk. Well that's respectable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean,

731
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 1: and I only had forty bucks in my account, so

732
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: I yeah, I mean, I think I used to wipe

733
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: with my fucking cash. That's the way you. I I

734
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: got you walk all right, let's get to let's going

735
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: to break and um, why do I care? Come back

736
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: with why do I care? Why do I care? Why

737
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: do I care. Tom Holland from Spider Man and Zendaya's

738
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: boyfriend thought Mark Wahlberg gifted him a sex toy. The

739
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: two men recently shot the movie Unchartered and spent some

740
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: time hanging out together. This included Wahburg fifty, giving Holland

741
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: twenty five a gift, and driving him back to his

742
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: hotel one day. Essentially, Mark Wahlberg was kind enough to

743
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: give me a massage gun after I left his house

744
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 1: in l A and he drove me back to my hotel.

745
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 1: I was confused as to what kind of massage gun

746
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: this was, having never seen one before, and I thought

747
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: it was the type of self pleasure. I thought Mark

748
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: Wahlberg was driving me back to my house for other

749
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,479
Speaker 1: reasons than just being a gentleman. I didn't know. It's Hollywood, baby,

750
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: who knows what's going to happen. That's the Holland by

751
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: all accounts that I can tell, is just awesome. Yea

752
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: and funny. Honestly, did you know he murdered a fucking crime?

753
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: He just blinded him. Yeah, he just beat him to

754
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: almost death. Well you know, aren't important? Yeah, yeah, made

755
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: up for it because he gave Tom Holland. Yeah, that

756
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: he used to killowman. Uh, it's just over time. It's

757
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: like it's like when it is uh, the man out

758
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: of Migraine and he used the massage gun to poke

759
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: him in the eyes for six years. Yeah. Yeah, the

760
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: guy eventually died from old age. Um, okay, so not

761
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: we're not mocking anyone's death. By the way. No, the

762
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: guy was sucking um he was starting nine. Okay, so

763
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: I gotta stop. This is burglar um cam drop, cam drops,

764
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: cam drop. What do you think like Tom Holland To

765
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: me every interview I've seen, he's like, like, all these

766
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: people so humble and so good at what they do.

767
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: Are they like that good at acting? Where people are

768
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: just cool? You know, I've met a bunch of cool

769
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: people in my life, and sometimes they just end up

770
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: being actors, you know what I mean? Yeah, but usually

771
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: you ran against actors what you ran to it against

772
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: actors in the past. Oh yeah, against actors, I know.

773
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that was definitely a more on time.

774
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: I was like for class president. Um, yeah, I think

775
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: that some actors can just yeah, be actually cool. And

776
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he he seems great and you

777
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: love Zendia watched Euphoria. I watched season one. I have

778
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: to watch season two. I don't. I've never I don't

779
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: know literally anything about it except all the memes about

780
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: like this is how people in Euphoria high School dress,

781
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: it's how people at regular high school dress. And I

782
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: was probably being talked into Twitter I goes and dia

783
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: Emmy after I watched the latest episode, and I was

784
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: just like reaffirmed that, like every single person was saying,

785
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: like how incredible it was. She plays like a kid

786
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,479
Speaker 1: addicted to drugs. I mean it's a little over the top.

787
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: You know, some would say too over the top, like Okay,

788
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: come on, what are you doing? But and how is

789
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: no one noticing that she's on drug there's a lot

790
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 1: of ship that's but yeah, there's a fine line between

791
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: good acting and overacting. I know it's close. She's right

792
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: on the line, but like, I don't know, she does

793
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: something within her eyes where like you, she looks like

794
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: good acting is totally subjective, like what what people think

795
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: good actors are. I mean, I think we can all

796
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: grant some people, but like some people just love the

797
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: way some people do things, and other times you're just like, oh,

798
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: it's I like them more like, oh, that's exactly how

799
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: they would talk. But a lot of times that's just

800
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: like the dialogue that they have to do. People in

801
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: film and TV just do not talk like normal people,

802
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: and it really bugs me. Yeah, you hate that, you like,

803
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: no one would ever talk the way, you know, like

804
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 1: the whole tropes of when people hang up on the phone,

805
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: they never say goodbye. On TV, there's never a goodbye.

806
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: It's just a thing. It bothers me. When people are eating,

807
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: they never eat, they never take bites of food. I know,

808
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: these are all things that you know, either waste time

809
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: or will mess up the shop. But like I like,

810
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: I like realism, you know, like my favorite shows, they

811
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 1: really are, they're my favorite shows. And more like herb Curb,

812
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: you know that that borders on people like, that's very real, realistic,

813
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: I would say, because they're also not following a script.

814
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: They're just talking the way they would talk if given

815
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: that scene. You know, they're just given a prompt. But

816
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: then there are times I watched Curb and I go,

817
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: no one would ever act like this, no one, you know,

818
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: And then you just have to suspend disbelief that, like, Okay,

819
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: Larry is just a magnet for people being upset with

820
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: him everything he does, and everyone is irrationally upset at

821
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: every step of the way for him. So okay, that's

822
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,479
Speaker 1: the world he lives in. But at least the people

823
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: talk like normal people. Yes, yeah, I'm trying to think

824
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: of a show that is is very just like they

825
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: tend to be pretty boring and slow after life, they

826
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: talk like normal people. They talk the way people would talk.

827
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: Ricky Gervaves is a comic, so I think he does

828
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: a really good job of like knowing what I was

829
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: talking to Bill Dixon the EP of the show We're

830
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: working on Perfect Strangers too, and he said that when

831
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: he's hiring reality show producers are people that like, he

832
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: likes to hire comics as reality show producers because they

833
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: they noticed things like human interactions, they noticed the things

834
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: beneath the surface that because that's the comics job is

835
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: to like look at the world and see it through

836
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: different lens where you go, oh my god, I never

837
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: even saw it that way, holy shit. And so he

838
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: likes to hire comedians because he knows that they're good

839
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: at reading people and knowing what the motives are and

840
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: like what I mean that is like that's the skill

841
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: I've always had that sometimes gets in my way when

842
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 1: you like over anal lies things. But last yesterday I

843
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: came up with a motive for something and Andrew was like,

844
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: if that is true, because I go, I don't know

845
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: why this person is doing this or whatever, and I go,

846
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: I have a theory, and he was just like, if

847
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: that is why? That is so fucked up, and I go,

848
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: I sometimes you know how like people get in the

849
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: mind of criminals and they're like he used her ear

850
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 1: as fucking yeah, like that just weren't there. But then

851
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: when they were, when they were, uh, when you acknowledge that,

852
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, they were there the whole time. Yeah,

853
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: that's fucking wild. But then you're like and then you've

854
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 1: done that a lot with you had been so wrong

855
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I get why you wrote that caption

856
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: on that thing because you were trying to let this

857
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: person know that, and you're like, no, it's just like

858
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 1: you're right. Sometimes you're right, but then sometimes I'm like, yeah,

859
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: it's so like sometimes I feel like you come and

860
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,479
Speaker 1: you're like I'm like yeah, obviously, Like in my mind,

861
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you figured it out, like obviously, Well,

862
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm trying to draw attention to the fact that, like,

863
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: you're being too obvious. So it's not even like I'm going,

864
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm going Andrew be a little bit more obtuse about

865
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: your motivations for things. What I just wanted to steal

866
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: from you? Nick? What what's the big money? Dude? You

867
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: just leave up? Oh man, that's a whole another thing

868
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: we didn't Oh man, I didn't do it. But these

869
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: kids as a prank, Oh god, oh no, we got

870
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: to get to read it up. Yeah, they read it

871
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: dumped on a dollar bill and they would put it

872
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: in the street and have people pick it up. But

873
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: in fairness, it was like like normal like rich football people,

874
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: not like they weren't like fuing with homeless people. Well,

875
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: how do they guarantee the people walking down the street

876
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,479
Speaker 1: they're going to be ritch football people? Oh my god,

877
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: those people have a story forever I picked up a

878
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: dollar and had shipped all over it. Yeah, let's get

879
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: to Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your Reddit doum.

880
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: It's time for Reddit dump. Is where I go through

881
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 1: all my Reddit saved posts that I wanted to share

882
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: with you guys. Where I go through Reddit late at night. Um, No,

883
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: will you play the thing that I just texted you?

884
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: And um, this is the new Britney Spears perfect. This

885
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: is the new Britney Spears um song that you know.

886
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: I want to play the first one? Can we play

887
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: the first Britney Spears she released in her bathroom a

888
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. This was on Instagram. We covered

889
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: it on the show. This was Britney Spears singing in

890
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 1: her bathroom and she she just recently released a new one.

891
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: But let's listen to the first one. Okay, great, that's

892
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 1: a great flashback. Okay, now there's a new one that

893
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: I found on Reddit. I want to play it for

894
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: you guys. Noah, hit it. This was found in Funny

895
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: and Funny. I'll tell you the subpreddit later. Wait one

896
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 1: more time. Let's hear it, dude, I gotta put this

897
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: on my Instagram. It's too perfect. Them next to each other,

898
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: Holy sh it. Um, that was from Funny Animals and

899
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: that's definitely a cat me owing. And they did not

900
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: connected to the Britty video I did, and that is

901
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: a that is a dead ringer. I didn't even play

902
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: them next to each other last night when I came

903
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: up with that joke. I mean it's uh, that was incredible.

904
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: I mean I heard that cat though is still has

905
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 1: under conservative ship. That's what I've heard, pretty kitty. Um

906
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: this is when I found on next fucking level the subreddit,

907
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: and it was tornado sirens harmonizing. This guy was in

908
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: the goal of um four tomato tomato four tomatoes that

909
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 1: were spotted around his area. But he's in the middle

910
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: of four tornado sirens in his area and they all

911
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: turned harmonizing. It's one of the most beautiful things you

912
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: might have heard this. It was going around months ago,

913
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: but it's reservice I want to share with you. At

914
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: one time, all the tornado sirens in my neighborhood accidentally

915
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: harmonized the middle of about four sirens. So it may

916
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: have been that four sirens were going off perfectly. Seriously,

917
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: this is crazy. I'm in awe. Doesn't that sound like

918
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: the end of Free Willie or something like like like

919
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: that movie August or whatever. What is it the movie

920
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: where the kid heard music everywhere? No, I don't know

921
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:09,439
Speaker 1: that one. It's called Charlie hear music everywhere. Oh yeah,

922
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: He'll be like, oh, there's four tornadoes. That's sharp f

923
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: f Oh, he know, he's like he's good at Yeah,

924
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: that's like his whole thing. What's it called his new

925
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 1: songs light switch or something, and he took a light switch.

926
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you told me that, But that's like tornado.

927
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,479
Speaker 1: Fucking um. This was from ask credit. It's a straight

928
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:32,439
Speaker 1: man of Reddit what instantly makes a woman unattractive? One?

929
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: The top rated one was a couple three or four

930
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: ankle hairs on an otherwise perfectly shaved leg. So you're

931
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: not alone. I don't care that. It was just a joke.

932
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: What happy true? Happy true? I don't know you. I

933
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: just remember it was specifically ankle hairs. Ankle hair. Yeah,

934
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: there was time. Yeah. Someone said when a woman says

935
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 1: I'm a bit, it's just who I am. Or it

936
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 1: takes a special man to handle me like you are

937
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,800
Speaker 1: grown handle your damn self. Red flags all around. I'm like,

938
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: don't watch of Island. Yeah, don't watch perfect Stream. If

939
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,240
Speaker 1: you can't handle me am at worst, you don't deserve

940
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: me at my best. It's probably the worst mindset to

941
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: come across in a person. Yeah, yeah, I don't like those.

942
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,280
Speaker 1: Another person said not being self aware meaning not admitting

943
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: when she's wrong. And getting mad until you apologize, even

944
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: though it is her fault. Um hobby interest shaming, unless,

945
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: of course, your hobbies and interests are interesting. I don't

946
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: know what that means. Being addicted to heroin or meth. Oh,

947
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Being mean to animals, I mean,

948
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: duh okay um, okay, so your mom, you know what

949
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: I mean? That everyone away says, like the way that

950
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: they treat the help I guess you could call it.

951
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: It's just so indicative of someone. I mean, I rarely

952
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,439
Speaker 1: witness as someone being like I don't think I'm friends

953
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: with anyone who is mean to people that workplaces. I mean,

954
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: it would be ridiculous. But the thing is, unless you're

955
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 1: around those you don't know you could be okay. Um,

956
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: today I learned, And I don't think a lot of

957
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: times those people even know they're being mean because they

958
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: just do it. Uh. Today I learned today I learned.

959
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: In Albanian superstition about hiccups is that when they occur

960
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: when someone mentions the hiccupping person's name, that they occur

961
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: when someone mentions the hiccuping person's name and conversation. To

962
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: stop the hiccups, one must say the names of anyone

963
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: they think talked about them. The hiccups will cease once

964
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: the gosiper's name is spoken. I kind of like that.

965
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: So if you have hiccups, you just start saying names

966
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: of people you think might be talking about you, and

967
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: if they are the person that you got it right,

968
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: then your hiccups will stop. I mean, I think eventually

969
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: you get to it and nacops would have stopped anyways.

970
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: But or have you trying to scare someone out of hiccups? Oh? Yeah,

971
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: it worse, Yeah, because it disrupts your or some there's

972
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: something going on, like some kind of tick inside your

973
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: limbic system and it disrupts it. Yeah. Or you drink

974
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: water through a napkin. I always drink water. Plug my nose,

975
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: plug my ears, put my head between my legs and

976
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: then swallow and it always works. Always take us up

977
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: with water. I'm serious, It is never not worked for me.

978
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: Or I hold my breath always until I pass out,

979
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 1: daring like the JFK speech, you know, like or or

980
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 1: like and they got hiccups. How funny that would have been.

981
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: It's interesting. You never for anyone who gets migraines or

982
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: hiccups or sucking anything you rarely, it rarely happens time

983
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: or trust when you are performing, it goes off. There's

984
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: something about it, like I've never once gotten a migraine

985
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: on a day I have to work. It always happens

986
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: on a day I don't have to work. I've never

987
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: gotten because it is building up while you're working. I think, No,

988
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: I think it's something about it that's mental that That's

989
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. No, but I think it gives you

990
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: the idle brain is the time when it. I think,

991
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 1: if my brain goes do you if you you cannot

992
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: get this migraine during this there's just no way we're

993
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: gonna let you get that. So you're gonna we're gonna

994
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 1: protect you. There's something that And it's just like what

995
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: about like your special taping, if you got the hiccups

996
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 1: or you have it, would never have saying diary, that's

997
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: the thing. It's just it doesn't even when I have

998
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: to poop. Really but like say I'm about to go

999
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 1: on and i have to poop, it goes away when

1000
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm on stage or if I'm any kind of sickness

1001
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: or anything I'm dealing with. When even a sore throat

1002
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: or like I lose my voice, it will come back

1003
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: on stage a little bit better. It's so weird. There'll

1004
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: be times where like I'll have indigestion and I'll be burping. Well,

1005
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: the person is calling my name. I can't get this

1006
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 1: burt out. Okay, I'm not gonna. I'm gonna. I won't

1007
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: be able to say my first and then literally get

1008
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 1: on stage and then it's like completely gone. So let's

1009
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: go into final thought. This is from asked credit. It's

1010
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: called anti bucket list. What's something you'll never do again?

1011
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: Someone said rent a car while visiting New York City.

1012
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: So and said, that's like asking to babysit someone's kid

1013
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: on vacation. Um. I just said a burb um so uh.

1014
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: Someone said, assume that every coworker, uh someone that's something

1015
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: that you'll never do again. Assuming assumed that every coworker

1016
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: is a friend. Oh, I like that one. There's some

1017
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: really good ones here setting settling for a relationship knowing

1018
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 1: you're not really happy. I was a server for five years.

1019
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: It was fun most of the time, but got almighty.

1020
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 1: The worst customers could drive a person to murder. I

1021
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: don't know what they're saying they'll never do again. Go

1022
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 1: to Times Square for New Year's Eve. Looks great on TV,

1023
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: not great in person unless you pay to get in

1024
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: the walled off area. Go to Disney World's Magic Kingdom

1025
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: on Christmas Day. Shoulder a shoulder, people, insane lines and

1026
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: nothing special I couldn't see earlier in the month. Swim

1027
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: in the sea at night whilst drunk, nearly drowned. Go

1028
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: swimming with whale sharks. They fucking eat you, I promised. Wait,

1029
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: I want to get that one. Um, someone said, I

1030
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: refused to do retail again. People are literally such assholes

1031
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: and don't realize you're trying to help them and still

1032
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,440
Speaker 1: get their job done, and still get your job done. Um.

1033
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: I like these. Child Birth and the postpartum period, Love

1034
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 1: my daughter to death, one and done, pulling an all nighter, ages,

1035
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 1: catching up on me binge drink. I used to go

1036
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: down benders for a week or two. Now I barely

1037
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: even drink. Uh yeah, stay at a job of an

1038
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: unhappy at bungee jump. Oh this is the one. I

1039
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: wanted to read bungee jump as soon as they as

1040
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 1: my feet left the edge, all I could think of, Well,

1041
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: that was stupid. It was exciting and probably safe enough,

1042
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: but it was enough for me to know I will

1043
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: never willingly do that again. Have you guys bungee jumped? No,

1044
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,479
Speaker 1: I jumped out of a plane. Oh yeah with a bungee. Yeah,

1045
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 1: you got him mixed stuff. Actually, the guy's hair could

1046
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: have bungee jumped. He had looked really long hair, and

1047
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: it just like, dug, you know, it's just like interesting,

1048
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: like could they strap you in? They literally like, yeah,

1049
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 1: you scared. Uh, it was really early in the morning

1050
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: and so it got you like you were vulnerable. No, No,

1051
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't really think about it that much,

1052
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 1: But didn't you have to think about it the night

1053
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: before when you agreed to do it or whatever you

1054
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: agreed to do it. I don't think I did it

1055
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: with Rusty. I knew it was worth Rusty, yes, and

1056
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: I paid for it and I didn't pay me back

1057
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 1: for years, and I wouldn't be like, dude, did I

1058
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: cry Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he was playing because

1059
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 1: he landed on the lawn of the Dave Matthews. I

1060
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 1: would never I don't understand why people do it, and

1061
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: I know that if I do do it, I'm going

1062
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 1: to be like the small percentage of people where it

1063
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:03,919
Speaker 1: gets like caught around the neck or something. Yes, someone

1064
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 1: said in this thing, I agree with you. I would

1065
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 1: never do it, just one thing I could definitely die

1066
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 1: without doing. I mean also the same, but I'm more

1067
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 1: about that about my like I don't want my face

1068
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: to go like this. I didn't mean scary, because the

1069
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 1: plane you go up in is from like I'm working

1070
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: propeller barely so. Someone said, so fun fact that I

1071
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: learned after bungee jumping was that apparently if you have

1072
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: severe myopia, it's not recommended at all. I had gone

1073
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 1: and had a blast until I felt a pop in

1074
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: my eyes and got a migraine and spots in my vision.

1075
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: Turns out I had mild vitreous detachment in my eyes

1076
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 1: that I had left a small dark spot in my

1077
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 1: vision seven years later. So yeah, probably won't be doing

1078
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: that again. Um. This one. Someone said, I know someone

1079
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: whose cousin died from bungee jumping. She wasn't connected and

1080
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: she fell to her death. It's also on video, and

1081
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 1: the person edited their comments said, quit asking me for

1082
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 1: the video, go to hell. Um. Someone said, my aunt

1083
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: jumped in her harness broke she broke her butt, but

1084
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 1: luckily she's fine. Now someone said, how can you tell

1085
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: that she broke her but there's a big crack in it. Um.

1086
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,919
Speaker 1: So this one, this was the one that I wanted

1087
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: to read to you guys. I told Andrew about this. Ah,

1088
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: there's another one I recently heard of where the guy

1089
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: running it running the bungee jump company said no jump,

1090
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 1: but with a heavy accent. The person heard now jump

1091
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 1: and she jumped to her death. And it is true.

1092
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: They connected me to the news story. I want to

1093
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: read this to you. Bungee jumper plunged to her death

1094
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: due to instructors poor english. Um. This was June seventeen.

1095
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: Two bungee jumping staffers have been found guilty of manslaughter

1096
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: after a team heard now jump instead of no jump

1097
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 1: from an instructor with poor English. A court has heard

1098
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: accord as her Dutch teenager Vera Mole seventeen plunged to

1099
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: her death before her rope was secured when she misheard

1100
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: a Spanish instructor. It happened in the bridge of Cabinskabe

1101
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: Zone Day they sell, located in the northern Spanish province

1102
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 1: of Cantabria. In two thousand fife. Oh this happened too,

1103
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: thats fifteen. This girl, look at her, What a cutie,

1104
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: poor thing. Yeah, I wonder they weren't licensed to organized

1105
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:17,560
Speaker 1: jumps from the bridge. Both operators face face sentences between

1106
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: one and four years in jail. It's crazy, like why

1107
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: when they put the rope on away from that's why

1108
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 1: they This would never have happened if it was a

1109
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:32,680
Speaker 1: real company. The bridge was not even being meant to

1110
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: be used for bungee jumping. Um yeah, like insane nip

1111
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 1: line like through the mountains and ship pretty wild. And

1112
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,880
Speaker 1: because I heard about someone getting like a cut on

1113
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: their leg and then getting like a bacterial infection that

1114
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: made them get their skin like started cut off everything

1115
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 1: up to their fucking head. I'm not kidding you, like

1116
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: a little tiny cut, like someone jumps in a pond

1117
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: in fucking Mexico and they get a little time the

1118
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 1: bacteria from the fish. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we almost

1119
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 1: went and got our skin eaten at the fish pedicure place.

1120
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: But then we googled peda fish pedicure, and it turns

1121
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 1: out the fish only eat the skin, not because it's

1122
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: a part of their diet, because they're starving and they

1123
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 1: just might as well eat that, so that's already bad.

1124
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 1: But then also they can they carry disease. They're like

1125
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 1: animals that carry disease, and these if they're not properly clean.

1126
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 1: These animals are not cleaned, and they're water is not

1127
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: clean and you can get like a disease. So don't

1128
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: go to those places. Do not support businesses that use

1129
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: animals and pretend like these animals like you go, oh,

1130
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm just giving the fish a meal. No, they're just

1131
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: like they'll just eat anything. At that point, it's really sad,

1132
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 1: but kind I wish I would have tried it before

1133
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 1: I knew the facts. You know. It's one of those things. Yeah,

1134
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: I mean that's but everything you could find like oh,

1135
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: guy walks down the street got hit by a car.

1136
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 1: I can't walk down the street, you know what I mean,

1137
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,240
Speaker 1: Like they're every No, but once you know that it's

1138
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: cruel to animals. But I'm saying, like one person dying,

1139
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 1: like you can find one person dying in every single act.

1140
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: My point about your whale shark adventure, Mr, My point

1141
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,680
Speaker 1: about you not jumping out of an airplane, well I

1142
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: don't want to do it because my skin is gonna stretch.

1143
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it because whales will stretch

1144
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 1: my fucking nipples. They're going to train a bread sweed

1145
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 1: on those puffs. All right, guys, we are done with

1146
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: the show today. We'll be back tomorrow with Moore. Thank

1147
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:32,479
Speaker 1: you for listening. Don't be ca and yack, that's not one.

1148
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 1: Look it up. It's the named Jackie Jack somewhere