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Speaker 1: The first nudes ever sent from eighteen twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, I can barely contain myself. Let's get a into it.

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Speaker 2: Oh this brand new bananas.

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Speaker 1: Do world understand? Would you mind my cillion pieces? Would you.

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Speaker 3: Bana Bana Bana.

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Speaker 2: Bana?

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I am

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Speaker 1: Kurt Brown Owler.

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Speaker 2: I am Banana Boy number two. Scotti landis live from

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Speaker 2: Los Angeles to tape. Thank you for listening to the

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Speaker 2: silliest little podcast there ever was. We're glad to have

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Speaker 2: all of you.

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Speaker 1: And we're excited to see you. If you live in Portland.

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Speaker 1: April fifteenth, the Banana Boys will be doing a four

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Speaker 1: to thirty pm show at Helium Comedy Club. And of

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Speaker 1: course after the show, stick around and watch my stand

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Speaker 1: up shows at seven and nine thirty at the same

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Speaker 1: exact place.

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Speaker 2: Folks, What place Liliam.

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Speaker 1: Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon? And if you want to

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Speaker 1: come to and we want if you want us to

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Speaker 1: come to your town, tell us where we should come.

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Speaker 2: We know what it is. We set it up. We

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Speaker 2: know what our social media and our email is. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to stick around for Kurt's later show. We started

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Speaker 2: this podcast so Kurt could announce his stand up dates,

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Speaker 2: and it turned into a totally bigger thing. So come

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Speaker 2: on out. I'll be eating chicken fingers during Kurt show.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be wonderful.

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Speaker 1: All right, here you go. I want to bring out

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Speaker 1: our guests.

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Speaker 2: Scottie I do even more. I'm pumped.

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Speaker 1: Our guest today is a stupendous comedian, author, and frequent

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Speaker 1: storyteller on the Moth. You might have heard her as

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Speaker 1: the host of nprs Ask Me Another, or seen her

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Speaker 1: new comedy special plant based Jokes. She's got a brand

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Speaker 1: new podcast out which I was just on and it's

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Speaker 1: very fun called Parenting is a Joke. And you can

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Speaker 1: get tickets right now for her new stage show, Leaving

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Speaker 1: a Mark, a comedy about scars. Please welcome Ofira Eisenberg.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 3: As I hear my credits altogether, I'm like, wow, I

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Speaker 2: But that's good. Now, now you'll make the adjustment moving

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Speaker 2: a big year for you.

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Speaker 4: It's like an email mask.

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Speaker 1: You have to specify that jokes are involved.

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Speaker 3: It is true, though, it is true.

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Speaker 2: It's a good time. It's just going to be funny.

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Speaker 3: I did say this, so what I did say to

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Speaker 3: so what? I was like, I don't want to do

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Speaker 2: Does this mean you have scars? You have scars all over?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, No, yeah, real scars. I mean there's lots

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Speaker 2: In the garage. Did you ever hear of Linda Skens

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Speaker 2: a woman named Linda Skeens.

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Speaker 1: I like that we're jumping right in that you're going

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Speaker 2: Probably true.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, did you read his book on writing?

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Speaker 1: I think I read Kusha when I was thirteen years old.

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Speaker 4: It's why I watch CBS every once in a while.

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Speaker 1: I just watched it on Monday. Lauren was on the

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Speaker 1: biggest explosion ever on NCIS Hawaii. She was jumping out

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Speaker 1: The dream baby here it is. This is our first story.

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Speaker 1: looked it up. So this article is from flashback dot com. Scottie,

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Speaker 2: I read that website so many times in one day.

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Speaker 2: They have sent me t shirts, tote bags, book lights

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Speaker 4: And you've been flowing on their jets to their events.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's me Steve Palmer and we're just cruising around

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Speaker 1: And it's also just you know, flashback dot com. No

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Speaker 1: Karen strike Ooh what.

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Speaker 2: A strong name.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Natural deaths only prove it.

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Speaker 1: with this thank you. So that good Rich chose not

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Speaker 1: The whole thing is very erotic according to this article.

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Speaker 1: John Updike muses on the pictures meaning in his nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety three essay The Revealed and the Concealed, verbalizing the

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Speaker 1: breasts met sage, we are yours for the taking and

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Speaker 1: all our lovely ivory. Yeah, John, uptake, Come on.

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Speaker 2: John, Yeah, good to it.

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Speaker 1: We don't need you to verbialize.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no no no, I don't want anybody

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Speaker 4: But like I also, she was in control. Okay, she was.

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Speaker 7: This is this is a very you know, this is like, uh,

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Speaker 2: And who doesn't want one of those? No one, I

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Speaker 1: You don't need to, Nope, you don't need to just terrifying,

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Speaker 3: Yes, although as soon as you said ivory, I did

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Speaker 4: I was just like, it's breast on a but uh,

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Speaker 1: It's a flat it was a flat piece.

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Speaker 2: And it's so funny that the man that received this,

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Speaker 2: like he did. But he was married, Kurt. Is what

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Speaker 2: Then you're clear. Then you're clear to look at as

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Speaker 2: But it's like, I wonder where he put it at night?

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Speaker 2: Did he hide it? Like there's no clearing your browser history,

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Speaker 1: He would bury it in his backyard and then when

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Speaker 4: Could he just put it in his wake.

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Speaker 2: have one for you guys, all right. Danielle Feltz sent

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Speaker 4: Canadian through and through?

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Speaker 2: We love that. Well, this is a Canadian story. I

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Speaker 2: This entry claimed to serve both Canadian and Deli cuisines.

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Speaker 2: five reviewers of the fake eatery left only one review

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Speaker 3: Let's just have a moment to discuss, like the intense

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Speaker 3: the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, from making this part

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Speaker 1: You know that is they're following up so beautiful they

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Speaker 2: Like who is on new vote to lout who is

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Speaker 4: I need different restaurants in the area. Who even know?

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Speaker 4: Who knows St. Denis? Who knows Central all and uh

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it's one of the neighbors of the fake location.

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Speaker 2: la Spott Deny, who said on Deluth there are no

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Speaker 4: That guy is like?

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Speaker 3: That guy is your evidence number? Right, he's a detective.

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Speaker 3: Wait a second, Wait a second. Not only do I

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Speaker 2: Are no ceiling. That's so crazy. Ceiling interchangeable with roof

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Speaker 4: Like were all the reviews good?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a great question. I think I get to

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Speaker 2: some of that. So the ad the listing was taken

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Speaker 2: down for the Nouveau Duluth, but it showed four images

444
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: to showing the interior of what looked like a residence,

445
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 2: one of a sports bar, and the last one of

446
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Speaker 2: a man. That man, comedian Charles Deschamp, happens to be

447
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 2: the restaurant's listed phone number, which also uses I Message

448
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Speaker 2: Today dot com confirmed it started as a joke, Deschamp said.

449
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Speaker 2: On a radio interview about the listing. The comedian admits

450
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Speaker 2: it was a prank that started in his friend's basement.

451
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Speaker 3: Love it.

452
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 2: So it's so stupid, it's so good, Like it probably

453
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 2: took such little effort to get this thing to go

454
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Speaker 2: crazy and then just blasted up trip Advisor.

455
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Speaker 3: I mean, I want to go on it right now

456
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Speaker 3: and just leave that really classic one star review, which

457
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 3: is like I had my engagement party here and right.

458
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Speaker 4: It's always ruining someone's.

459
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Speaker 3: Engagement or birthday or wedding, and it's not because the

460
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,679
Speaker 3: food was bad or you know, it's like someone didn't

461
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Speaker 3: treat them like the person they believe they.

462
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Speaker 2: Are right, or they have to tell you that they've

463
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Speaker 2: been around the world and they know good cuisine, so

464
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Speaker 2: they'll be like Gelato and Duluth. No, I've been to

465
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Speaker 2: Copri and thelat and you're like, just get hit by

466
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Speaker 2: a car.

467
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Speaker 4: I can go and I feel like it's in the

468
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Speaker 4: real So this is something I remember.

469
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Speaker 3: When I was in high school, we were very into

470
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Speaker 3: because we wanted to be bad kids.

471
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Speaker 4: But we weren't bad kids.

472
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Speaker 3: We were like we did drugs and stuff, like that,

473
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Speaker 3: which I think in some places would have made us

474
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Speaker 3: bad kids. But we had very good grades, so we

475
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Speaker 3: were into vandalism, but we didn't want anyone to get hurt.

476
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Speaker 2: Oh, you just reminded me of some and yes, so

477
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 2: we want so we just like I.

478
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Speaker 3: Remember me and a couple of friends want. We wanted

479
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Speaker 3: this idea of constructive vandalism, which I feel like, I

480
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 3: don't know if this is constructive, but it kind of

481
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 3: makes fun of all the ridiculousness of trip Advisor, which

482
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Speaker 3: I highly love because I know so.

483
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Speaker 4: Many people with businesses, small businesses.

484
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Speaker 3: That live and die by those dumb ratings, right, and

485
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Speaker 3: they get someone that is just completely unfair that ruins

486
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Speaker 3: their rating, and then that affects her business and they're screwed.

487
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Speaker 2: You just gave me the best segue. So this is

488
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Speaker 2: why Deschamp decided to pull this prank, which he's put

489
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Speaker 2: the fake listing up ten months ago. As to why

490
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Speaker 2: he decided to pull this prank, Deschamp said he finds

491
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Speaker 2: sites like trip Advisor to be problematic, claiming that one

492
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Speaker 2: person alone destroyed a friend's restaurant on social media when

493
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Speaker 2: they asked twenty two people to leave a one star

494
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Speaker 2: review just because a wineglass was spilled on a dress.

495
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Speaker 2: Deschamp says that it's not the right way to find

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Speaker 2: a good restaurant. And so, yeah, to your point, it's like, yeah,

497
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Speaker 2: that was that dress?

498
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Speaker 4: Was that dress? Wear his name Karen Spike because that sounds.

499
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Speaker 2: Like Karen's boom blew them up?

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Speaker 1: How did he get the reviews? Did he just do

501
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Speaker 1: it it shows? Did he tell people at shows to

502
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Speaker 1: go and review it?

503
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Speaker 2: He said. Deschamp said he posted the fake listening ten

504
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: months ago and that the reviews came from listeners to

505
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: his podcast, where he had plugged the prank during that time.

506
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 2: Quote we love it, that would work, or that so

507
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 2: many people would do it. But it was the number

508
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Speaker 2: one restaurant in Montreal.

509
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Speaker 1: That's so great.

510
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Speaker 2: Wait a long time, so it's good. I mean, he

511
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Speaker 2: just doesn't like it. According to twenty two trip Advisor

512
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Speaker 2: Transparency report, it says the three point six of reviews

513
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 2: are fake. Only three point six percent of all reviews

514
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 2: are fake.

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Speaker 1: Vote Dluth's are fake. I know, so down the street

516
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Speaker 1: from my house there is a h I would say

517
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: very average sports bar. Scotty would same above average. I

518
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Speaker 1: say it's average.

519
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, I would not you like it. It's the

520
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 2: only place to play soccer in that water village. Yes.

521
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Speaker 1: But and which I do not care about it is

522
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: it's a big eye sore because all they do is

523
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: it's just huge banners, giant yellow banners. I'm not kidding,

524
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: maybe seven to eight across every like possible surface, just

525
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: being like the Morrison Burgers sports Beer. Like it's all

526
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Speaker 1: these giant que banners.

527
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Speaker 2: Best burger in the world.

528
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Speaker 1: It literally has from Yelp, an official banner from Yelp,

529
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Speaker 1: biggest banner on the building from Yelp, says Yelp voted

530
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Speaker 1: number seventh best restaurant in the United States.

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Speaker 2: Craft number seventh in the United States.

532
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Speaker 1: In the United States, this average sports that's an amazing

533
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 1: corner called that Morrison.

534
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Speaker 3: So it's funny that I have noticed that doing a

535
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 3: little bit of traveling recently that I'll be like, oh,

536
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 3: you know, what's a good coffee place around or a

537
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 3: good restaurant in this neighborhood, And Yelp comes up always

538
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 3: still first in my search engine, which I'm like, we

539
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 3: got to change that.

540
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Speaker 4: Yeah, And the stuff that comes up.

541
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 3: Is mostly kind of like fast food or very like accessible, mediocre.

542
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 4: Yes, And I'm like, this is not what this was

543
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 4: meant for.

544
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Speaker 3: This is not this, So this whole thing is garbage,

545
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 3: which we always knew was garbage, but it's all yelp.

546
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Speaker 2: Yelp down is Yeah, what was your line the people

547
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Speaker 2: that you depend on most? What is that? You had

548
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: that old punchline about yelp that it was like, never

549
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Speaker 2: has there been a group of people that you detest

550
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Speaker 2: more that you rely on more?

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Speaker 1: It it's got something like that. Oh man, that was

552
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: a joke that I never even recorded.

553
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was such a funny line, but it's true.

554
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Speaker 2: It's like, it's like everybody that would leave a yell

555
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: review you would not want to talk to life or

556
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: have a meal with especially.

557
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: And you trust them.

558
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 2: All of us check yelp every single time we're in

559
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: a new town, and I wonder if the houl of

560
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 2: hands across from the comfort in is any good?

561
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

562
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 3: Right, and then and sometimes I grapple with it. I'm like, yeah,

563
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 3: but maybe that three point five, maybe those people were harsh.

564
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 3: Maybe I should find out if it's you know, like

565
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 3: I will if you go to the crappy one, like

566
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 3: what or whatever you're picking a three point seven or

567
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Speaker 3: three point five.

568
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 2: What even is this? I don't know, but you know what,

569
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Speaker 2: I agree.

570
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 4: I wish I could.

571
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 3: I wish I could leave a rating on Leneuveau de Luce.

572
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 2: It's sadly gone, sadly gone. I love that.

573
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 3: In high school, I will admit so me and my

574
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 3: friends were like, let's do constructive vandalism. This is yes,

575
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 3: I haven't thought about this in a long time. We

576
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 3: did something we thought, wouldn't it be funny if people

577
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 3: woke up in the morning and saw that their lawn

578
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: was mo oh, I love.

579
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 2: This the most Canadian prank of all time, A service

580
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 2: to the community in the form of a prank.

581
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Speaker 3: So we were like, wouldn't that be hilarious if they

582
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: woke up and like, someone in the middle of the

583
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 3: night had done their lawn. So friend of mine had

584
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Speaker 3: a push mower because we didn't want to use like

585
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 3: electric or gas because it would sound. But he had

586
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Speaker 3: a push more because he lived on a farm and

587
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 3: old farm quivin and hedge clippers, and so we went

588
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 3: to someone's house in the middle of the night. We

589
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 3: were like, we're the midnight mowers, And with some soap

590
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 3: we wrote that on their garage window. Midnight mowers and

591
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 3: then my friend put your asses grass, which I was like,

592
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 3: don't do that, but.

593
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Speaker 4: Anyways, it was yeah, right, and so.

594
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: Mixed messages totally grass and we cut it down and

595
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Speaker 1: make it nice for you.

596
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Speaker 8: You just started mowing this person's lawn and I was

597
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 8: clipping edges and the other person was raking the grass,

598
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 8: but like within three most because I was pretty loud

599
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 8: and it's not like the houses were these placial houses

600
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Speaker 8: like bungalows with a lawn.

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Speaker 4: You know, someone just opened up their door and just

602
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 4: went what the hell, And I remember we were just.

603
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: Like go go and like running and laughing, like running

604
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: with with a manual lawnmower.

605
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 4: It's so heavy.

606
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Speaker 2: So I love that. When I was a kid, we

607
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 2: grew up. I'm from Maryland and where I lived was

608
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: up against a National Guard's base. But at the time

609
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, so it was about like

610
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 2: one hundred acres of ponds and trees and streams, very

611
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: very undeveloped land. But in the middle there was an

612
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 2: old school for what were considered bad girls back in

613
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 2: like the twenties and thirties called montros, which probably just

614
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 2: meant like they got caught smoking a cigarette and they

615
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 2: were like, she's a witch. Send her to his prison jail.

616
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 2: But in the middle of it, they had their own

617
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 2: water tower, and my friends and I one summer, we're like,

618
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 2: we gotta climb that tower, and we got a spray

619
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Speaker 2: paint it, Like here we go. So just getting black

620
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 2: spray paint was you know, we're like twelve, so that

621
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: was very difficult. I think we stole some from a

622
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 2: shed and we get there and then you have to climb.

623
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Speaker 2: You know. It's one of those things in life that

624
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 2: you learn as a young person, and if you're lucky

625
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: enough to survive, you don't do it as an old

626
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 2: person because, like, the climb up a water tower takes

627
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 2: a long time, especially when there's a guy above you

628
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: and a guy below you, and your feet start to

629
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 2: hurt because you're wearing skateboard shoes and they have no stability.

630
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: So we finally get to the top. I would say

631
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: it probably took five minutes, maybe ten minutes to climb,

632
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 2: and we get up there and it's an incredible view

633
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 2: and there's just nobody around. Also, nobody was ever gonna

634
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 2: see this. It was like in the woods, and so

635
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 2: once we got up there, we all realized we didn't

636
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: have an idea of what to actually spray paint. So

637
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: what thirteen year olds do in the mid nineties a

638
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 2: peace sign, a yin yang, and a penis. Oh, and

639
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 2: I did the I did the ying yan because it

640
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 2: was very cool. Took a little longer to get the

641
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 2: black side all painted in, but it was like all

642
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 2: of that effort just to do the three lamest things

643
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 2: on planet Earth and then the scary climb back down.

644
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 2: I hope to this, I hope it. It's the yin

645
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 2: yang is the best. I mean that is.

646
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Speaker 3: We didn't even understand cultural appropriation back then, did we.

647
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: We did not, we did.

648
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 4: Nineties teens were very in yang. We were so yeah,

649
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 4: you know it's.

650
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Speaker 3: I've had like a one night stand with this guy

651
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 3: in New York who lived in Soho.

652
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 4: All of these words never to exist in my mouth again.

653
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 3: Uh. And he was in an artislaft, probably the last

654
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 3: one there, when there was all these spray spray paint cans,

655
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 3: and he said on Green Street and he said, which

656
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 3: is now? I think all like John Varvados and Agnes

657
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 3: b and Stella McCartney, but I think even even like,

658
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 3: you know, fifteen years ago, it wasn't quite that. It

659
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 3: was fancy, but it wasn't quite that. And he said, like,

660
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Speaker 3: do you want to grab some cans and just like

661
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 3: go up and down the street and spray paint?

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Speaker 4: And I was like yeah. And I also I remember,

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Speaker 4: like I was, the power of the can was so intoxicating.

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Speaker 3: But I did not know what the part.

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00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a real thing.

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Speaker 4: You got to come up with that first.

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Speaker 2: I the idea.

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Speaker 1: I tag I tagged. I was into tagging for maybe

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Speaker 1: three months because I'm a bad boy. And I tagged

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Speaker 1: my old high school after I had graduated. Yeah, babe,

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00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: and wrote on the side of the wall, because this

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Speaker 1: is a Catholic school, Jesus loves you, kurt b fucks you.

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Speaker 4: What it's's pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: Just ur B fucked you.

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00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: Its loves you, Kurty fucks you.

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Speaker 4: It's pretty good.

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00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: Had to put my last initial. I was in banned

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Speaker 1: from the school.

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00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 4: Wow, you talk about a commitment, fobe right from the search.

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00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, have fun gashing your teeth and hell for attorney

681
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 2: now I know hey ever.

682
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 4: Said you never said Jesus doesn't love you.

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Speaker 1: That's right. It wasn't Harris and I do fuck them.

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00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 2: So that is so funny.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just fact people.

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Speaker 1: It's also such an e It was like the summation

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00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: of like my political beliefs up to which was just

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00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: like like that was all I thought about politics.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I do remember Icepray painted Eat the Rich, which because

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Speaker 4: I thought that was really cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Even though I was I was like, oh, please, one day,

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Speaker 4: can I have some money?

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00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 2: You dely striving for money every day. That's me and Arosmith.

696
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 1: I will tease us into a break here with this one.

697
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Speaker 1: Female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes.

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll bark up that tree when we come

699
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: back on Bananas. Chose news from all the way around

700
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,280
Speaker 2: the world.

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Speaker 1: Folks, we are back on Bananas. Got you got any

702
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 1: shout outs?

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00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: I have four shout outs, a fear you can jump in.

704
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: You know, we're just we root for people on this podcast.

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00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 2: So Noah wants to shout out as fiance Claire Gates.

706
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: She's in grad school and busting her butt. But Claire

707
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: is a diehard bananamal and bananas is her stress relief.

708
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: So thank you, Claire, You're gonna do it. Just keep

709
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 2: doing it. I love it. Grad school sounds fun. This

710
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 2: one is so good. Shantala, I think it's cringe. Shantala

711
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: Crins wants to shout out her adolescent son who made

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00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 2: her a beautiful piece of artwork for Christmas. Of you

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00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 2: guessed it, the cocaine Bear. I have seen this drawing

714
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: or painting. The bear is wearing a stunning blue suit.

715
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: It is seated at a table with a stack of cash,

716
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 2: a pack of co caine and cocaine cut lines in

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00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 2: front of the bear. Again, adolescent is hilarious. It's a beauty.

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00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,919
Speaker 2: They want us to do an all ages live show

719
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: that will be tough, I gotta say, and I let

720
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: it rip at the live shows and we I know,

721
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: be a tough one. I have done.

722
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 3: I've done many a podcast live event and the ones

723
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 3: where they're like, okay, we're gonna have let kids in.

724
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: And you're just like no, no, no, no, no no

725
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: no no, I mean you can, but we're gonna say

726
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 1: horrible things exact I mean they can't come in, but

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00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: they will be.

728
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 3: And then and the thing where the pairents go no, no, no,

729
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 3: we're cool and you're like, oh you are not you're

730
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 3: gonna feel that way.

731
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Speaker 4: No, you're not that Cools.

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Speaker 2: We have a couple we gave away, We had a

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Speaker 2: we had like a twelve or thirteen year old Okay.

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Speaker 1: It's always they were. They were totally awesome. I'm always

735
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: in the middle of being like, Jesus loves.

736
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Speaker 2: You, kurtbet Fox you, and.

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00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: Then I make Icon act like a twelve year old

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Speaker 1: one and I'm like.

739
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 2: No, I know, I know they're going to hear it somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Camden McMillan. I bet, Camden, I bet you didn't think

741
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 2: I was gonna do this one. Because it's been a minute.

742
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: Wanted to shout out his sister, Darien, who we may

743
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: remember from the San Francisco Cops comedy show last May

744
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 2: and Kurt we do. Darien came out to Laraca's corner

745
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 2: the bar we went to afterwards. It sat right across

746
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 2: from us. It couldn't have been more fun and great.

747
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: Camden says. She introduced me to your podcast in twenty

748
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 2: twenty one. Here's why he's shouting her out. Her divorce

749
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: finally went through at the end of December, and we

750
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 2: are all so excited for her. Not only that, but

751
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 2: she got her driver's license finally less than a week later,

752
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 2: to really solidify herself as an independent lady.

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00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: Nice, congratulations, love it.

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Speaker 4: That's wondering.

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Speaker 2: Well, you were a great conversation. I remember exactly who

756
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Speaker 2: you are. And we were being fed the dumbest shots

757
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Speaker 2: in North America. Loroccos.

758
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 1: We really were loroccos.

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Speaker 2: That does that?

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00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 4: Sounds like a fictional bar.

761
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Speaker 2: Truly, barn It was fun. Yeah, before that show, if

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Speaker 2: You're a Curtain, I got to San Francisco. It was

763
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Speaker 2: we were going to do show in San Francisco and

764
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 2: the next night was Portland and we went to this

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Speaker 2: place called Scomas, which is right on the wharf in

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Speaker 2: San Francisco, and we did Oyster Shooters because we're the

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00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 2: stupidest people. No, but started our podcasting night was doing

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Speaker 2: a couple rounds of oyster Shooters and eating a shrimp cocktail.

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Speaker 4: And how did everyone feel? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Great? Oh we love them?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, good, it's a staple.

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Speaker 3: No, and I love I love oysters. But you know

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Speaker 3: you're you're playing with fire. Oh yes, every single time.

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Speaker 2: Night with oyster Shooters. Then you're going to go podcast

775
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Speaker 2: in front of two hundred and fifty people it's a bulture.

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Speaker 4: I once a long time ago, I went to the

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Speaker 4: Grand Central.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't oyster Yeah yeah, crazy oyster fast yeah your yeah,

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Speaker 3: and you pay. You would pay a bunch of money

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Speaker 3: and you could have as many oysters as you wanted.

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00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 3: And I am definitely get like we were like in

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Speaker 3: the mind frame to get as many oysters as we

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00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 3: could and they were delicious and it was fresh and

784
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Speaker 3: it was fun and I.

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Speaker 4: Think I ate a like close to one hundred oysters. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: And then we were like, let's go out for vodkas.

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00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 1: So then we would get that I get that feeling

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00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: that makes total sense to us.

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Speaker 4: And I will just say I was very burpy and

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00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 4: it was it was like I would I was burping

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00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 4: like salt water that you could light on fire.

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Speaker 1: Our go to bar, Our, go to bar in New

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00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: York when for a long time was this place called

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Speaker 1: Anyway Cafe, which is on Second Avenue and Second Street.

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00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: It's a Russian vodka room. They also have food, but

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Speaker 1: it's like.

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00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: Underail, also food, but there the vodka is.

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00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: The main attraction. It's all like infused vodka, yes, and

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00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: it's downstairs and there's always like a weird Russian band

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00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: that's like just keyboards, true.

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00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 4: And they're all wearing ski goggles and you're like why and.

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00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: It's the weird as every We would always sit outside,

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00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: literally underneath a an awning that was like broken and

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00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: falling onto our heads, freezing, smoking cigarettes and just drinking

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00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: Flavor Leaders of Flavor vodka.

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00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was the best memories.

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00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 2: I know. I remember those nights with you and it

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00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 2: would be like we would just look at this list

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00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: and be like, how about Mint and you're like, okay, Mint,

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00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 2: and they would have Spearman in it, and then be

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00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 2: like how about Rose and you're like oh, and then

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00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 2: you're sipping Rose vodka, but we were sipping it like

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00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 2: it was lemonade on a hot day. Like then it's

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00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 2: like how about lemon and then and then's pretty soon

816
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 2: you're like, well, how about pork exact? And you're like

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00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 2: is there a sausage link in that?

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00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 4: It was wild. I will say, like I still love vodka.

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00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 2: That's like one of these we do too. We're vodka

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00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 2: dogs and I like it with nothing, like.

821
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 4: When I like it with nothing, and so nobody wants

822
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 4: to give you that they really don't like.

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00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 3: That's always a conversation when I I'll just be like, hey,

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00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 3: can I get like a kettle And they're like, and

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00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 3: as a woman, they hover that cranberry gun.

826
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: Over it and.

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00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 2: They're like, come on baby, you guys I know they're like.

828
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 4: We can't have you do this. I can see that

829
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 4: you're on the edge, little lady.

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00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 2: We have rock. It's flavored like mangoes.

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00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 4: No no, no, yeah, it's not my prompt. All right,

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00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 4: it's not my prom And the last.

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Speaker 2: But not least, before we talk more about your projects

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Speaker 2: of fear, I just have to shout out. This isn't

835
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 2: even shout out. This is me shouting out. Jesse Zamora

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00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: Kurdie b oh right. We talked about him once before,

837
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 2: back in during the Great Choir when I had the

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00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 2: Banana phone if here, we had a phone that anybody

839
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 2: could call, and I would talk to him for one

840
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 2: minute and thousands of people called. Uh. He called and

841
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 2: was like, I'm thinking about entering an ice fishing competition.

842
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 2: What do you think? And I said, you have to

843
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 2: do this, but only do it if you're gonna win

844
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 2: first place, bring home that trophy. And he went and won,

845
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 2: and he told us and we gave him a shout

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00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 2: out back in twenty twenty that he won that ice

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00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 2: fishing tournament. Yes, since then, Jesse has won first place

848
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 2: three years in a row. He sent a picture of

849
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: all three trophies and the winning brown trout that he caught.

850
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 2: So I'm shouting out Jesse Zamora is the banana of

851
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 2: the week for winning for trying ice fishing, and then

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00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 2: three years running winning. It's called the Three Lakes Fishing Contest,

853
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: and he dominates.

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00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 3: Did you realize that you are the yeast?

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00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 7: That person had a dream, they weren't able to realize it,

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00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 7: and you basically were like.

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00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 3: Here, I'm gonna give you some stakes. This is the

858
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 3: only reason why you're going to do it. And that

859
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 3: was what set this in motion. That's why that person

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00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 3: is a champion.

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00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: I just got chills. Thank you, very kind.

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00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: I do always feel like I'm the yeast to fishing competitions.

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00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 2: Absolutely, we're just infecting every fishing competition in our own way.

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00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: And all right, so fear tell us now about parenting

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00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 1: is a joke. It's your brand new podcast.

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00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, so uh well, much like you, Kurt, I don't

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00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 3: know what do you have any kids? I don't Okay, Curtis,

868
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 3: do you have none? Okay, so I have a v sectomy.

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00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 3: That's how it closest. So still possible, still possible if

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00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 3: you look at those great statistics. So you know, I

871
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: just I have a child, and I just noticed that

872
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, all these stand ups around me

873
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 3: were having kids, when I felt like before that it

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00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 3: was very few, and then all of a sudden, and

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00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 3: I was just.

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00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 4: Like, what is going on?

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00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 3: Like where we all given some subliminal message of like

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00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 3: we need to create an army. I don't know, I

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Speaker 3: don't know, but this is part of the reason. I

880
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 3: think it was just that the lifestyle marries so poorly

881
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 3: to it that nobody wanted to do it correct that

882
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 3: you would just or you would just be weeded out.

883
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 3: If you did do it, you somehow got weeded out.

884
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 3: And so I thought, why is this all happening now

885
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 3: and everyone's going through it? And we got like, I

886
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 3: gotta I gotta bring everyone together and talk to them

887
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 3: and find out like, like what they're up to and

888
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 3: how they're making it work with this with the situation

889
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 3: also being a parent. And I also just think the vision,

890
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 3: especially if a stand up on stage, is a very

891
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 3: independent cool like no boundaries, no limited night owl and

892
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 3: not not like you know, and then I got to

893
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 3: go home and nurture a child very different feelings, So

894
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: I like, I like that tension hitting each other.

895
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and it's a very it's it's an incredibly

896
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: well researched podcast. Meaning the questions that Ofar is asking

897
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 1: are they're good and they're deep and they're.

898
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: Really pro ya. I saw Kurt this week and at

899
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 2: a children's birthday party and it was two comedians that

900
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 2: have a four year old and it was all comedians

901
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 2: with their sub five year old children.

902
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: That crazy.

903
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it won't happen now, but maybe, like

904
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 3: you know, the idea of their being Like, I don't

905
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 3: know about babysitting service at a comedy club.

906
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 4: Terrible, don't. I don't want this. But it is a workplace.

907
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 2: It is a workplace. Talking about nobody's.

908
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 4: Talking about.

909
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Speaker 1: All right, here's here's here's this article female dogs judge

910
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: their owners when they make mistakes.

911
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 2: Interesting, that's a bitch.

912
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 4: You said it, not us judge them, judge them.

913
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: That is like, that is a high level.

914
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 4: Skill. I'm gonna call it.

915
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: A skill suggest observational skill, right because not being mad

916
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: and it's not being said or or it's judge it.

917
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a very cute picture that the dog

918
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 1: is just classic tilt of the head, so super judgy.

919
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm just looking up the name of the woman. The

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00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: woman who sent this in is Stephanie Finer Peck and

921
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: there is a finer Peck than steph Wow for sending

922
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Speaker 1: it in.

923
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Speaker 2: Thank you.

924
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: This was in the classic website Study Fines, Fine, Study Fines,

925
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 1: and its tagline is research in a nutshell, so they're fun.

926
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Speaker 2: Doesn't make any sense though there should be a dog

927
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 2: pun in there.

928
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 4: Bone up research, right, some boning up on research.

929
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: No, that's like the tagline for the whole website of

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Speaker 1: stutter finds, so research.

931
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Speaker 4: Sorry, did you see the dogs?

932
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Speaker 2: What?

933
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Speaker 4: Nothing?

934
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: Female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes? By

935
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Speaker 1: Chris Malore, who is obviously the best in the bus

936
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 1: when it comes to have you ever caught a dog

937
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 1: giving you a strange look after you make a mistake?

938
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Speaker 1: Turns out they're quietly judging you, and you're a parent incompetence,

939
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: at least if they're female.

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Speaker 3: A new study reveals, Okay, I'm calling sexism on this

941
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 3: immediately I'm calling this is all ridiculous. I don't know

942
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 3: who needs to take down women from a different angle,

943
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 3: but this is ridiculous.

944
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: I'm with you, I'm with you.

945
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't hint at a higher level of intelligence,

946
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: possibly of dogs of dogs.

947
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 4: Just stop it with that, Stop it with that enough.

948
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 3: Like all these people that are like, oh, I'm teaching

949
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 3: my dog to talk. Have you seen those, like gazillions

950
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 3: of videos of people.

951
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 2: Trying to or they think they're dogs get the buttons

952
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: on the floor. Yes, have you seen that? That's crazy too.

953
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 1: Eliza Skidder used to have a joke where she would say,

954
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: talk about the woman who's there's a video of a woman.

955
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: This was old years ago, where it's like, I've taught

956
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: my dog to say I love you, and then the

957
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: dog would be like and then Eliza's joke was like,

958
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: that's what she thinks, I love you.

959
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 5: Sounds just this like sad, hysterical, yelp, just a drunk

960
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 5: man eating a sandwich on the.

961
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Speaker 3: Floor, were rying basically begging not to be chopped into

962
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Speaker 3: a million pieces.

963
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 4: It's a murder. That's what happens right before someone dies.

964
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 3: Uh No, I think this is first of all, Okay,

965
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 3: let's say, let's just pret female dogs too. Oh, and

966
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 3: the female dogs judge you because the male dogs are

967
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 3: just happy, but the female jogs judge you. Again, this

968
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 3: is all ridiculous.

969
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 2: Us.

970
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 4: Is there science in this? Is there any science?

971
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: Look?

972
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: The study is called Bitches be Judging? Okay, but I

973
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: think it's a very scientific study.

974
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

975
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: Researchers in Japan have found that female dogs judge people

976
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: after watching them make an error or act in an

977
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: incompetent matter. While the team examined how both male and

978
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: female dogs reacted to watching people either eat competently or incompetently.

979
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: Results show females stare longer and approach humans who appear

980
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: competent while opening a container of food. This is fascinating. Quote.

981
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: Dogs are highly sensitive to human behavior, and they evaluate

982
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: us both using both their direct experiences and from a

983
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: third party perspective. Researchers right in the Journal of behave

984
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: behavioral processes. Dogs pay attention to various aspects of our

985
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: actions and make judgments about, for example, social verse selfish acts.

986
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 3: Sure, I want to be a scientist in Japan. This

987
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 3: is a great study. It's got to be one of

988
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 3: the top ten Okay.

989
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 2: What happened Kurt? A bat? What happened? Something flew into

990
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 2: Kurt's house something.

991
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: Did you see it?

992
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 2: No, I saw you reacting.

993
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: Something fell down and I have headphones on so I

994
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: can't hear exactly where.

995
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 2: It fell, but I mean from a this is flying squirrel,

996
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

997
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: Yesterday we were we were like having a very stressful day,

998
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: Lauren and I and then I'm like, at the peak

999
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: of the stress that was happening surrounding the day, in

1000
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: the attic, we heard what sounded like a four year

1001
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: old on all fours scamper across the ceiling and I

1002
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 1: was like, if there's a fucking animal living in our ceiling,

1003
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: it's a raccoon. Last thing, dude, it's a raccoon. How

1004
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,399
Speaker 1: the fuck you could get up there?

1005
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 6: Uh?

1006
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: But it sounded like Gus. It sounded like Gus got

1007
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: up into the and was running on all four Yeah,

1008
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: your ghost child.

1009
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 3: Good, you got an extra ghost child. There's Gus and

1010
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 3: there's ghost that's your name.

1011
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: We got to get up into a four foot by

1012
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: four foot tall crawl space and shine lights to look

1013
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: for an animal that's gonna want to eat.

1014
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 3: And now there's stuff falling on your head.

1015
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: Yes, And so now I'm like, oh, he's coming to

1016
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: get me.

1017
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

1018
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 4: I think everyone needs a vod cashot.

1019
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 2: I don't know a sausage vo You guys are on

1020
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 2: edge right now.

1021
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 4: You know what, I'd think a dog would judge you.

1022
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 2: I have.

1023
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:31,280
Speaker 1: I have not had a drink in uh thirty nine days,

1024
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 1: and I went to see Archers of Loaf last night,

1025
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: one of my favorite bands ever, and I didn't drink,

1026
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: and it was like going back in time. It was

1027
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: like being in high school and watching Wow.

1028
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 4: You did dry anuary. Now you just keep going, huh.

1029
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm doing one hundred days, one hundred days, And what

1030
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: do you get at the end? I don't know.

1031
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 2: A hug for meybe a hug and a knowing look

1032
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: for me.

1033
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe just a maybe having lost a little bit

1034
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: of weight and lowering my blood pressure, that is all

1035
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 1: I want out of it. And then I want to

1036
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: get right back on that train and started cranking that

1037
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: blood pressure back up.

1038
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 4: Do you feel like your skin looks amazing?

1039
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 5: No?

1040
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: I drink in an enormous amount of water anyway, So

1041
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: I think skin is just kind of the same.

1042
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, all right, Well I'm proud of you.

1043
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 2: I'm proud too, thank you.

1044
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 1: I've experienced no massive life changes.

1045
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,479
Speaker 2: I'll be honest.

1046
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 1: To test how dogs react to making people making mistakes,

1047
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: thirty K nine sat in front of two actors. Each

1048
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: person had a container of food with a lid on it.

1049
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: The quote competent human easily opened the container. Meanwhile, the

1050
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: quote incompetent humans struggled to get the lid off.

1051
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 2: All this funny dream acting job, by it for real.

1052
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 3: This is a totally different study. This is not female

1053
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:55,760
Speaker 3: dogs judging.

1054
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: This is like the dog.

1055
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 3: I mean the dog will eat you, right, Yeah, sure,

1056
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,760
Speaker 3: dogs eat when owners die in their apartment.

1057
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 2: I think dogs, don't. I think dogs like guard you

1058
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 2: and cats eat your face. Yeah.

1059
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: Cats will eat you and dogs will go get somebody.

1060
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 4: No, the poodles will just good like, they'll be like fine,

1061
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 4: let's do this.

1062
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 1: It really depends upon the level of inbred.

1063
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 4: I've got bad hips and I'm hungry.

1064
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:29,359
Speaker 2: So yeah.

1065
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: After recording, the experiment, team found female dogs stared at

1066
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: the competent humans significantly longer than their male counterparts. They're

1067
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: also more likely to approach the clever human who get

1068
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,439
Speaker 1: the lid off. Study author believes this shows female dogs

1069
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 1: can recognize when a person is competent and just judgment

1070
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: influences their behavior. Simply put, female dogs see a smart

1071
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: human and want to be around them while avoiding their

1072
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 1: dimmer friends who can't even open a jar. This result

1073
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: suggests that dogs can recognize different competence levels and humans.

1074
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: I wonder why, man, all dogs don't do it. That's

1075
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: that's the crazier part that the male dogs like, I

1076
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 1: don't care he's struggled, but I'm hungry.

1077
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 3: Unless I meat, right, yeah, unless they're just like you

1078
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 3: know what, we all know the food's coming.

1079
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 4: One way or another.

1080
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 3: This food is coming, whether I wait here for five

1081
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 3: minutes and watch the stick wad like try to undo that.

1082
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 4: That's such a I mean, that's an amazing study.

1083
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 3: First of all, you can't do anything with dogs without food, right,

1084
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 3: that's just like hilarious too.

1085
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 4: It's not like they were like the one who threw

1086
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 4: the ball couldn't throw, you know, it was like, no.

1087
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 3: It's opening up their food, and of course, like wouldn't

1088
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 3: you also just be like why is that person struggling

1089
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 3: with the fridge go to the one that opened the fridge.

1090
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 2: I also who was the cuter actor, maybe the guy

1091
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 2: that was adorable, and they were like I want to

1092
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 2: stand next to that.

1093
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 3: Hot yeah, yeah right, or they were just like looking

1094
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 3: at the other one, like, oh, now we're getting entertained

1095
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 3: by this fun little clown.

1096
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 2: Who doesn't like a laugh in a tailwag.

1097
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,359
Speaker 1: We all love a laugh and a tail wag. That's

1098
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Speaker 1: what the name of this episode is going to be.

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Speaker 3: Tailwag.

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Speaker 2: Oh Fira, thank you so.

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Speaker 1: Much for being on Bananas Love.

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Speaker 4: I love you guys.

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Speaker 3: I'm sad that the banana phone it doesn't exist anymore because.

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Speaker 4: It's now a ba It's now a banana shout out, right,

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Speaker 4: you guys, just bring it in, bring it in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now we just shout it out, but nobody picks

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Speaker 2: up as anything else. You want to plug a feur?

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Speaker 2: Can they find you on websites or the Instagram?

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Speaker 4: Oh please? You can find me on the socials. I'm

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Speaker 4: at o Fira E or more importantly, I'm at oh

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Speaker 4: Fira on Venmo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there it is Venmo Fira. If you like this episode, it's.

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Speaker 2: Under three bucks. Be cool, be cool for once.

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Speaker 3: Cool yeah, Or you can go to my website ofire

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Speaker 3: at Eisenberg dot com. That is such a mouthful, I know,

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Speaker 3: but good luck, good luck to you all.

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Speaker 2: We'll check it out right now. Thank you off of

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Speaker 2: my other favorite website that I have already forgotten yelp,

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Speaker 2: no but a k flashbacks Flashbacks flashback dot com where

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Speaker 2: we got rid of the cooks.

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Speaker 4: Oh Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 2: Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern