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Speaker 1: to a brand new I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. On

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Speaker 1: today's episode, does anybody in their right mind actually want

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Speaker 1: no fear of the I Am rapp Apport Stereo podcast

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Speaker 1: is here. The name is Michael rap Report a k A.

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Speaker 1: WHOA here we are here, We are again on a Friday.

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Speaker 1: We've made it to the end of another week and

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Speaker 1: we are heading into April. Spring is upon us. Do

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Speaker 1: you know that my birthday March, which I discussed at

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Speaker 1: nauseum this week, um uh, is the first day of spring.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing to do with me. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: share that with you, that my birthday March is the

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Speaker 1: first day of swing. We are now in spring. This

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Speaker 1: year is flying by. It's crazy how fast time flies

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Speaker 1: when you're having fun. I guess I'm having a fucking ball.

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Speaker 1: Hope everybody else is having a ball. Relatively speaking, If

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Speaker 1: you've never listened to the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, this

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Speaker 1: is a non fact checking entity. We do the damn

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Speaker 1: podcast fans that came out to Ontario. The Ontario Improv

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Speaker 1: Ship was sold out. It was dope. There were a

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Speaker 1: gonna be rocking next Thursday, March Thursday, March at the

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Speaker 1: Irvine Improv. Uh. Anybody out there in Orange County, Irvine,

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Speaker 1: damn thing all weekend long. What are we at? What

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Speaker 1: what happened to five five one? Five five one was

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Speaker 1: missed my birthday podcast forty plus minutes of fire full clip.

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Speaker 1: the police that were nearby. Then the when he was arrested,

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Speaker 1: he bragged them about being wanted for feeding and tack

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00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 1: pelicans in Florida. So so this guy was proud of

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Speaker 1: what he did, and he's proud of the fact that

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Speaker 1: if he goes into a park, he he wants to

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Speaker 1: hurt the pelicans. Lock him up, lock him the funk up,

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Speaker 1: and when he's walking into the jail, tackle him. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This goes out to the Disney Parks, the Walt Disney

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Speaker 1: Parks and Resorts. A guy was there with his wife

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Speaker 1: and his daughter, apparently, uh the the the wife was

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Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. Um, and they were near the buzz

434
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Speaker 1: Lightyear Rangers spin in the tomorrow Land part of the park. Okay,

435
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: we've all been there. This is an Orange County Disneyland.

436
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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. Right, Well, these guys

437
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: went there for a nice day, nice time. While they're

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00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: they're walking through the park to get ready to go

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00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: on the uh the buzz Lightyear ride. Galen Hauldeman and

440
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: his wife Carol were attacked and inevitably bitten by a rat. Uh. Disneyland,

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Speaker 1: you are the sick fox of the week. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something. Let me tell you something. If this

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Speaker 1: had happened to me, I don't know what I would do.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't like rats. I don't like mice.

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00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: You know my history. I don't like cats. I don't

446
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: like rabbit animals. Okay, I funk with stray dogs. Uh.

447
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Speaker 1: If I feel safe. I'm not trying to get bit.

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00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get kicked by no cows that

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00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: are wandering on the road. I don't get down with

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Speaker 1: any of that. Ship. But the husband was able to

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Speaker 1: twist the rats neck off his wife's finger, a bit

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Speaker 1: onto her finger, uh, and through the fucking rat. And

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Speaker 1: and now they're they should sue. Now they're suing Disneyland

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Speaker 1: and Disney Parks and Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and

455
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Speaker 1: all those fox And they're suing for only fifteen thousand dollars. Nah.

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Speaker 1: Now I'd be going for the for the big bucks.

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Speaker 1: They're suing for uh disfigurement, Uh mental anguish? Oh is

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00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: it thousand? Nah? No, No, I'm going for the big

459
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: time sewarge here. Um, that's like a nightmare to me

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Speaker 1: if that happened. Uh, you get bit by one of

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00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: these animals, that's a that's a fucking nightmare. Um. The

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00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: next sick fuck is a priest. This is insane. A

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Speaker 1: priest from Austin, Texas. Uh, the Reverend Gerald Lenks whatever

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Speaker 1: the fund his name is, seventy five years old. A

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Speaker 1: seventy five year old sick fucking priest. They got him,

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Speaker 1: they arrested him. He looks like a sick funk. He

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Speaker 1: looks guilty. He was reading this woman her last rites. Okay,

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Speaker 1: she was very ill. She was gonna you know, the

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Speaker 1: doctor said she was gonna pass away. Um. Instead of

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Speaker 1: reading her her last rites like a normal priest and

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Speaker 1: giving her some peace and some solace, this sick fucking priest, okay,

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00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: massage the woman's breasts with lotion, rubbed her with holy water,

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Speaker 1: and pinched her nipple and asked, and I quote, does

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Speaker 1: it feel good, duke? Nah, it don't feel good, Duke,

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00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: what the funk are you doing? The woman who who

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Speaker 1: who is still alive, and they reported this right after

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00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: it happened because she was so sick. It's sort of

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00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: delayed the process. The woman who was still alive said

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00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: also that Reverend Gerald Length Length, whatever the funk his

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00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: name is. He also then tried to slip his hand

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Speaker 1: inside her diaper. Yo, Duke Yo, this This dude's crazy, man,

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00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: This dude is. This is a sick funk. This is

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Speaker 1: why we have the sick Funk of the Week segment. This,

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Speaker 1: this is this is every single thing that is fuck

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Speaker 1: is all about. Lock this guy up. He ain't never

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Speaker 1: getting out of prison. Finally, with the six Fox in

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn right there on No String Avenue and Crown Street.

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Speaker 1: The whole thing was caught on video. Because everything is

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00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: caught on video. This is caught on surveillance video. There's

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Speaker 1: surveillance video everywhere. You literally can't do anything without it

491
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: being caught on surveillance video. And I say good, I

492
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: say great, because people like this can get caught. Everything

493
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: is caught on surveillance video except juicy Jesse Solmley getting

494
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: beaten up while holding a subway sandwich. There is a

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00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 1: sick Funk of the Week on the loose in Brooklyn. UH,

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Speaker 1: a woman, young woman, twenty seven year old woman, nice looking,

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Speaker 1: regular woman walking across the street. A man walks up

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Speaker 1: to where he she doesn't know, has no idea who

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Speaker 1: he is, and punched her in the face out of

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Speaker 1: nowhere in and ran off. I don't know what kind

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00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: of sick, sick person would do this, but if if

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00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: there's listeners to the podcast in New York, look this

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00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: guy up. If you know this sick funck, let's arrest him.

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00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: He had on a Yankee jacket. He's gonna get caught.

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00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: He's going to get caught because there's footed footage of

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00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: him coming out of a store and they got a

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00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: good picture him. He's going to get caught. But if

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00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: you see this sick fuck, you could call New York

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00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: Police Department's Crime Stoppers at eight hundred five seven seven tips.

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00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: That's eight hundred five seven seven tips. We gotta catch

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00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: this sick fuck in Brooklyn. The borough of Brooklyn is

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00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: better than this. Robert Kraft, owner of the Patriots, and

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00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: uh Avid uh Rubb and tug goer Um. He uh

514
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: is trying to deal with his situation. UM and he's

515
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: doing every single thing he can to avoid for that

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00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: Rubb and Tug, that freak off tape that no, no,

517
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: that's essentially a poor note to not be released. And

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Speaker 1: I have to say, as much as I can't stand

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00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,439
Speaker 1: the Patriots, I agree with him. I agree with them. Okay,

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00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: It's one thing if if you're in the Rubb and Tug.

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00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: It's another thing you go in the Rubb and Tug

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00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: and you get busted. It's another thing if they if

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00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: they have that footage. You can't just put that ship

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00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: out there, can you? And and also who wants to

525
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 1: see this old raising dick fuck getting a hand job

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00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 1: or a b J or actually freaking off. I don't

527
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: want to watch that. I don't want to watch and

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00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,919
Speaker 1: I just don't see how like there's gotta be some rights.

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Speaker 1: You mean, listen, this poor prick is already embarrassed enough

530
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: Okay he you know, like this is already, but but

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Speaker 1: who wants to I mean, listen, I'm on his side

532
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: for this. And Robert Craft isn't a bad guy. You know,

533
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: he's reading something and he donated millions and millions of

534
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: dollars uh to chat to cancer research and all that.

535
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: So I have to say I am on his side

536
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: for this, Okay, I don't want to see Robert Kraft

537
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: getting a hand job. Um. Finally, before we take you

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00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: out of here, what's Gucci? Dirty? Gucci? Um? I don't

539
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: get this. I've seen this with other other sneakers, other

540
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: sneaker brands. They've done this. Gucci, you know the sneaker

541
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: come you know Gucci? What's Gucci? The Gucci the clothing company. Uh,

542
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: they are releasing a pair of sneakers that come pre dirty,

543
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: they look dirty, and they're trying to sell these ship

544
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: for eight hundred and seventy dollars. I don't understand what

545
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: happened to sneakers. Like now kids are wearing these these

546
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: dad sneakers, like these big clunky, heavy looking sketcher sneakers. Uh,

547
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: they want them to look distressed and beating up. It's

548
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: like ironic, and Gucci is selling you sneakers that already

549
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: come beating up for eight hundred and seventy dollars. Like

550
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. First of all, who would

551
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: buy sneakers that look fucked up for eight hundred? Somebody

552
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: will buy them. Somebody will buy them, and then like

553
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: ten years from now, they'll be like, remember those eight

554
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: hundred seventy eight seventy dollars sneakers. I'm selling them for

555
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: eight thousand, seven hundred dollars. That's what's gonna happen with these,

556
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: because I don't think anyone in their right mind would.

557
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: First of all, no one's fucking with Gucci anyway right now.

558
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: But but why would you buy sneakers that come beating

559
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: up looking but are fresh out the box. It just

560
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: it just doesn't make any sense. But I'm sure somebody

561
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: is going to buy them. I'm just not that somebody. Um,

562
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: all right, I'm done. Listen it's I am Wrapper Stereo Podcasts.

563
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: You know exactly what it is. Okay, we've been ranting

564
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: and raving all week long. I told you we dropped

565
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: the second episode Old on March. Um, you know what

566
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: it is. I am Rapport stereo podcast. Miles Jordan, take

567
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: me at you with something real nice oay, something real proper,

568
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: but most importantly, oh yes, take me out of here

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Speaker 1: with something real funny