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Speaker 1: It's another jubil Hello. Hi, is this Tanya? Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from Cable. This is a courtesy call about your bill. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what about it, ma'am. During the last week, you've racked

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Speaker 1: up over eight hundred dollars in extra charges. Um, we

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Speaker 1: just want to make sure that you're aware of that.

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Speaker 1: What what do you mean? According to our records, you've

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Speaker 1: been watching an abnormal amount of Olympic coverage. Is that correct?

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Speaker 1: The Olympics are free, ma'am. You haven't seen that. You

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Speaker 1: haven't seen the news or the flyer that came with

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Speaker 1: your bill. I'm sorry, No, I haven't seen a flyer.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? The Olympics are a pay

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Speaker 1: per view event now, No, they're not. They're free. Yeah, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: You can go online. You can google it. They've started

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Speaker 1: charging for the Olympics this year. What I apologize that

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that. It seems to me that everybody

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Speaker 1: else has kind of gotten on board with it. Anytime,

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Speaker 1: anytime you turn it on, you're automatically charged for watching

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Speaker 1: an Olympic event, like you watched women's bad minton the

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Speaker 1: other night. That's forty dollars. Oh my gosh, I mean

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Speaker 1: a lot of it. I wasn't even watching it. I

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Speaker 1: just had it on like in the back round. That

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Speaker 1: is terrible, man, and I'm sorry about that. I wish

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Speaker 1: you would have known. It is totally unbelievable. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. How am I even gonna

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm gonna pay eight hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: the night Michael Phelps broke the metal record. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: eighty five dollars on your bill. It's kind of like

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Speaker 1: with boxing, you know how, then there's like a really

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Speaker 1: big fight, they charge more. They do the same thing

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Speaker 1: with Olympic events, and that was a big one. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you charged for every event. Actually would give

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Speaker 1: you the closing ceremonies for free because nobody watches that anyway,

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Speaker 1: so no, they don't. Well, there you go. You can

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Speaker 1: watch that for free, though, if you'd like. This whole

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Speaker 1: pay per view thing is stupid. It's really stupid, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: We do have some good news for you, though, really,

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Speaker 1: what good news could you possibly give me? Now you've

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Speaker 1: racked up over three hundred and fifty Olympic points If

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Speaker 1: that helps. What the hell are Olympic points? There are

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Speaker 1: points that you get by watching over thirty hours of

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Speaker 1: Olympic coverage. You get to redeem them for a free

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Speaker 1: hour of archery. That's pretty fun. Huh. Why would I

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Speaker 1: ever watch archery? Well, according to our records, you watched

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Speaker 1: archery just a few days ago. Yeah, and I totally

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Speaker 1: regret it now. I mean you probably charged me like

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Speaker 1: forty bucks for that. It was fifty five, but you know,

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Speaker 1: of course, of course you would charge me fifty five

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Speaker 1: dollars for archery. I refuse to pay this bill. I refuse.

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Speaker 1: You can use Visa if you want to remember, Visa

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Speaker 1: is the proud sponsor of the Olympic Games. You can

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Speaker 1: shove Visa up your ass because I'm not paying it. Fine,

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Speaker 1: then if you won't pay, then I'll talk to your husband, Jay,

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Speaker 1: who I'm sure will pay it for you. How do

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Speaker 1: you know my husband Jay, because this is actually jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel. In the morning, I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: husband Jay set you up. Oh my god, he's so dead.

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Speaker 1: Jay said, you're the most global person ever. That's why

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Speaker 1: you wanted to do it. I knew I wasn't gonna

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Speaker 1: be charged eight hundred dollars to watch the Olympics. You

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Speaker 1: do know that the Olympics on the weekends, though, is

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Speaker 1: pay per view, right? It is not? Yeah? Really, you

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Speaker 1: really are the most global person ever. You are such

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Speaker 1: a journey wake up every morning with Jubil phone tap

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Speaker 1: weekday