WEBVTT - Santa's Not So Helpful Helper

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Dan? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So Mary Mary and her husband run a

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<v Speaker 1>party company, and he is hired to dress up as

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<v Speaker 1>Santa this time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one

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<v Speaker 1>day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a

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<v Speaker 1>party that he was hired. Okay, see what happens to

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<v Speaker 1>today's Hello, Yes, Hi, I'm looking for seller.

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<v Speaker 2>Can help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent

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<v Speaker 1>over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, how can I help you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>My seven year old son is crying because he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent

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<v Speaker 1>over as Santa's helper.

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<v Speaker 2>An, you think I'm sorry? What?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? The guy that you sent over here for the

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<v Speaker 1>party told my kid and I quote, pull the candy

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<v Speaker 1>cane out of your butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa

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<v Speaker 1>hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>He is so upset he won't even come out of

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<v Speaker 1>his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.

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<v Speaker 1>I hired you to do a job and to make

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<v Speaker 1>the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>What can I do for you to make everything right

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<v Speaker 2>for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having

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<v Speaker 1>this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and

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<v Speaker 1>then on top of it, you should compensate me for

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<v Speaker 1>other things, so another hundred and fifty dollars, so at

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<v Speaker 1>least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, let me welaus wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I want a letter to my son from Santa saying

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<v Speaker 1>that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>get presents on Chris.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, if obviously we can do that as well. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me take care of this and then I will call you.

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<v Speaker 2>I will call you right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>She is going to kill me, all right, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and

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<v Speaker 1>it's all you. I'm not here anymore, okay, Okay, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you worked last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually went really really smoothly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe there was a kid that you told him to

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<v Speaker 2>take a candy cane out of his butt? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know I did say that to a kid. One

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<v Speaker 2>kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't get

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<v Speaker 2>over it, your sack claws. He was crying because he

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<v Speaker 2>ran out of Reese's pieces that we were handing out

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<v Speaker 2>to all his friends that he wanted one. So I said,

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<v Speaker 2>height pull the candy cane out of your butt and

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<v Speaker 2>get over it, okay, and he did. He did, he

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<v Speaker 2>stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what the problem is.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he goes home, he tells his mom, this is

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<v Speaker 2>what Santa Claus said to me, And he now thinks

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<v Speaker 2>that Santa Claus hates him, that he's not going to

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<v Speaker 2>get any presents. And you know what, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>teach the kid a lesson and he can't understand that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's seven. Can we be clear on the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that he's seven. He's a kid. Yeah, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got to learn sometime that he can't get away

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<v Speaker 2>with everything, And what better chance for me to teach

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<v Speaker 2>that kid a lession? Your telling them well chas she

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<v Speaker 2>needs to pull the candy cane out of her butt.

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<v Speaker 2>If I can provide a life lesson to one kid

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<v Speaker 2>who now understands a life lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy

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<v Speaker 1>in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in

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<v Speaker 1>the bag.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I'll do it. I mean, it's okay, this kid, Brad.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they're all spoiled. Their parents are spending ridiculous

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<v Speaker 2>money to have you there in playing Santa, So of

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<v Speaker 2>course they're spoiled. It's still your job to make them happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? Mary?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Mary?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Mary? Mary.

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<v Speaker 1>This is actually danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You just got phone tabs.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mind. Believe you, because it was exactly something that

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<v Speaker 2>you would say to.

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