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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?

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Speaker 2: Dan? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right? So Mary Mary and her husband run a

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Speaker 1: party company, and he is hired to dress up as

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Speaker 1: Santa this time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,

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Speaker 1: you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one

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Speaker 1: day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.

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Speaker 1: So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a

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Speaker 1: party that he was hired. Okay, see what happens to

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Speaker 1: today's Hello, Yes, Hi, I'm looking for seller.

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Speaker 2: Can help you?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent

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Speaker 1: over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, how can I help you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: My seven year old son is crying because he thinks

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent

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Speaker 1: over as Santa's helper.

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Speaker 2: An, you think I'm sorry? What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? The guy that you sent over here for the

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Speaker 1: party told my kid and I quote, pull the candy

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Speaker 1: cane out of your butt.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa

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Speaker 1: hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: He is so upset he won't even come out of

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Speaker 1: his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.

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Speaker 1: I hired you to do a job and to make

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Speaker 1: the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

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Speaker 2: No, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: What can I do for you to make everything right

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Speaker 2: for you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having

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Speaker 1: this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and

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Speaker 1: then on top of it, you should compensate me for

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Speaker 1: other things, so another hundred and fifty dollars, so at

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Speaker 1: least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let me welaus wait.

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Speaker 1: I want a letter to my son from Santa saying

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Speaker 1: that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to

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Speaker 1: get presents on Chris.

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Speaker 2: Okay, if obviously we can do that as well. Let

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Speaker 2: me take care of this and then I will call you.

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Speaker 2: I will call you right back.

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Speaker 1: Fine, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: She is going to kill me, all right, you know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and

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Speaker 1: it's all you. I'm not here anymore, okay, Okay, how

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Speaker 1: do you worked last week?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen. No,

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Speaker 2: I actually went really really smoothly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what about this.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there was a kid that you told him to

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Speaker 2: take a candy cane out of his butt? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know I did say that to a kid. One

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Speaker 2: kid you see crying. He was crying. He wouldn't get

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Speaker 2: over it, your sack claws. He was crying because he

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Speaker 2: ran out of Reese's pieces that we were handing out

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Speaker 2: to all his friends that he wanted one. So I said,

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Speaker 2: height pull the candy cane out of your butt and

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Speaker 2: get over it, okay, and he did. He did, he

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Speaker 2: stopped crying, And so I don't see what's the problem.

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Speaker 1: This is what the problem is.

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Speaker 2: Now he goes home, he tells his mom, this is

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Speaker 2: what Santa Claus said to me, And he now thinks

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Speaker 2: that Santa Claus hates him, that he's not going to

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Speaker 2: get any presents. And you know what, I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: teach the kid a lesson and he can't understand that. Okay,

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Speaker 2: and he's seven. Can we be clear on the fact

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Speaker 2: that he's seven. He's a kid. Yeah, and you know what,

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Speaker 2: he's got to learn sometime that he can't get away

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Speaker 2: with everything, And what better chance for me to teach

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Speaker 2: that kid a lession? Your telling them well chas she

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Speaker 2: needs to pull the candy cane out of her butt.

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Speaker 2: If I can provide a life lesson to one kid

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Speaker 2: who now understands a life lesson.

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Speaker 1: If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy

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Speaker 1: in the bag, tell me to spend more candy in

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Speaker 1: the bag.

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Speaker 2: You know I'll do it. I mean, it's okay, this kid, Brad.

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Speaker 2: I know they're all spoiled. Their parents are spending ridiculous

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Speaker 2: money to have you there in playing Santa, So of

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Speaker 2: course they're spoiled. It's still your job to make them happy.

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Speaker 2: Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

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Speaker 1: Hey? Mary?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Mary?

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Speaker 2: This is Mary? Mary.

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Speaker 1: This is actually danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got phone tabs.

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Speaker 2: Your mind. Believe you, because it was exactly something that

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Speaker 2: you would say to.

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show