Speaker 1: The Nicklaser Post. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome
Speaker 1: to the Nicky Gleaser Podcast. I'm here with Andrew Colin Carlile.
Speaker 1: Four starts Wednesday. Andrew spinning the ball like a globe
Speaker 1: drop left spot. You got a tennis racket. There, you
Speaker 1: got a basketball, a little new put up behind you.
Speaker 1: It's going to change everything, not at all. Actually, is
Speaker 1: that your real license plate? Is that your real No?
Speaker 1: He bought it offline? Okay, black market? Uh wait a second,
Speaker 1: this putter? Can I guess the price? Three seventy six.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about it, honestly, I can't just
Speaker 1: come on no, because wait, what kind of I never
Speaker 1: asked for a raise, You'll say, I beat you plenty.
Speaker 1: That's what's um, what's the what's the brand? What's the
Speaker 1: special about it? And Scotty Cameron? Uh you know that
Speaker 1: because you know we did. They actually gave me one,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't like this. This is a mallet putter,
Speaker 1: which is a straight back, straightforward putter. Uh, it's a legend.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's it's top of the line. It's new.
Speaker 1: Um kind of like a futuristic feel with a traditional touch,
Speaker 1: and it's about four exactly. Got no, this is the thing,
Speaker 1: all right, it's gonna change every My bag is complete.
Speaker 1: Now those little lighthouses don't stand a chance with those
Speaker 1: little twirling uh what are they called. Yeah, that alligator
Speaker 1: that clumps down his mouth up and down and he
Speaker 1: has a little hole in his mouth and you try
Speaker 1: to get it in fighting an alligator. You know how
Speaker 1: easy it is on the course. Those little hounds that
Speaker 1: are on the sides that kind of make it so
Speaker 1: it goes like whoo whoop when you do it. All
Speaker 1: those all those men that are on those like first dates,
Speaker 1: they're gonna fucking get hard and they're gonna come. They're
Speaker 1: gonna pre ejaculate just looking at your putter before their
Speaker 1: date ends. Just sort of think of other things that
Speaker 1: happened on a pop up course, those families on vacation
Speaker 1: in Branson, or the one cool kid that that hits
Speaker 1: it like it's like a driver and it goes into
Speaker 1: the water. Oh my god, that guy is so sexually frustrated.
Speaker 1: He's the one that like doesn't have a girl with
Speaker 1: him and he's like piste off, you know, like the
Speaker 1: kid in your group that he causes may Yeah, has
Speaker 1: you know, punches things and it's just jumping off things.
Speaker 1: Is like the jackass of the group. It's always the
Speaker 1: guy that's like not getting laid. It's the fifth wheel.
Speaker 1: It's the guy that's like, fine, I'll come to dinner,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna put some straws in my nostrils. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And everyone goes like, I love you. He's the best.
Speaker 1: He's like my little brother. Oh you're cute. He's really cute.
Speaker 1: That's what girls would describe me when I was so smarty.
Speaker 1: Oh Andrew, You're so cute. And I'm like, fuck you man,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking. I'm a Rott Wilder. You know. I have
Speaker 1: the biggest crush on that I can't handle it. Um know,
Speaker 1: who is so cute? And I'm wondering, like would I
Speaker 1: I want to go for this type of guy, Like
Speaker 1: I mean, I I have a boyfriend right now, but like,
Speaker 1: well he's it's not he hasn't asked me to. You're
Speaker 1: just throwing it out there. I mean I always do
Speaker 1: this and that's how we end up together. I mean
Speaker 1: it's Carlisle. This morning was like the one that he's
Speaker 1: your boyfriend. It's like that is your boys. Stop with
Speaker 1: this yeah, he definitely is. He is for sure. I mean,
Speaker 1: but he hasn't said it yet, and so I think
Speaker 1: that and he knows based uh, he knows that he
Speaker 1: has to be the one to ask me this time.
Speaker 1: So I guess I shouldn't be saying it. Maybe you
Speaker 1: should go to put where he becomes official. That's where
Speaker 1: her boy asked you to go out on the fifth
Speaker 1: holes like, let me help you with your stroke and
Speaker 1: also will you be my forever? And then you don't
Speaker 1: talk the rest of the day. You just tell you
Speaker 1: just hang out with your girlfriend because he realizes you're
Speaker 1: on athletic and that you're breeding. Did you never really
Speaker 1: like ask? I mean, did you full out ask? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got I pretended to get on a knee on
Speaker 1: the beach in Florida. And that's not a fun joke apparently.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's so annoying. You really did that and
Speaker 1: it was Christmas, Andrew, I'm Jewish? Oh that was what
Speaker 1: did she do? You really never talking to me about that?
Speaker 1: How did you do it? I don't understand, Like it
Speaker 1: was just like a joke. I wouldn't get fully on
Speaker 1: my knee. I was like trying to turn around and
Speaker 1: like I was pretending to get on. Oh my know,
Speaker 1: my whole family was. I know, it's funny, like they're filming.
Speaker 1: Chris and I always used to do photo photos where
Speaker 1: we would be um, like at a wedding where you
Speaker 1: have like a you know, like you a photo booth
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, and we would do a series
Speaker 1: where he we would be like like taking pictures and
Speaker 1: then the next one would be him being like getting
Speaker 1: down on one knee and me being like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and then he find and then he comes up and
Speaker 1: he finds a nickel and he's like, yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: like be sad at a wedding. That's actually really good,
Speaker 1: I know, but a good way of getting like if
Speaker 1: you don't want to, if you have no friends that
Speaker 1: can take the photo, go to a photo booth. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna get engaged, you know what I mean, because
Speaker 1: you always want it like oh yeah, that's you know,
Speaker 1: we've talked about that before. What were you saying about
Speaker 1: your boyfriend before we got oh, oh, the guy that
Speaker 1: I'm like adorable it's a character on a show. Well,
Speaker 1: you're famous for liking a guy from Veep and he's
Speaker 1: this is the opposite of the guy from watching We're
Speaker 1: watching After Life. Have you seen After Life? It's so good,
Speaker 1: so much. We're watching there. I think we're on the
Speaker 1: second season now, but we've watched it all and like
Speaker 1: where his wife? Yeah, the second season is that where
Speaker 1: he goes a flashback he gives his life to a heroine.
Speaker 1: Oh you like his friend that lives in the garage.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, yes, he's so cute. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I can't I got it. He's like, um, he's just
Speaker 1: like he's just struggling to be a good husband and
Speaker 1: like he's so sincere and he's sweet. He's he's his
Speaker 1: brother in law, you know, like and he's he's the boss.
Speaker 1: Let me let him up. How old is he? I
Speaker 1: have no idea. I mean I haven't like this isn't
Speaker 1: like a crush enough for me to like google him,
Speaker 1: but I am like, oh my god, like he's he's
Speaker 1: he's my first like celebrity crush or like not even
Speaker 1: like act crush, and for so long because it's just
Speaker 1: so sweet and sincere. His name is Tom Boston. Oh,
Speaker 1: Tom Boston. He kind of looks like an ugly gosling. No,
Speaker 1: I don't, yeah, kind of yeah, like like Goslin, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it together. I knew that guy could get
Speaker 1: it together. It's like Gosling's brother who became a professor.
Speaker 1: He's just a door. I think it's that just role
Speaker 1: he's in. And yeah, the role isn't a guy that's
Speaker 1: like a sexual dynamo. But like, um, he also seems
Speaker 1: like someone who would be like, um, who you could
Speaker 1: like teach, right, And I think that my quasi boyfriend
Speaker 1: exudes a lot of the same qualities as him as
Speaker 1: being like a good person in like trying to help
Speaker 1: people and like he's just like means well and like
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, way cuter than that guy.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, I mean the guy. That guy's not
Speaker 1: it's not even the guy's looks so much as the
Speaker 1: guy is like person not ugly. I mean, look at
Speaker 1: him here. I mean that's a good horrible and he's
Speaker 1: like a good dad and he like he stands up
Speaker 1: for what's right and he's just um, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I And it's I just have a slight crush on
Speaker 1: that character. I used to be obsessed with Jim from
Speaker 1: the Office when I was like, yeah, it's the same
Speaker 1: kind of thing. The Taylor Swift of crushes like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, I mean, when will he get with It's
Speaker 1: always the struggling guy that girls are like, he would
Speaker 1: be the best boyfriend because he's trying so hard, But
Speaker 1: than like three months in he's like not cleaning up,
Speaker 1: you know, his own dishes, and he's like, I never
Speaker 1: loved him, but you know what I mean, Like we
Speaker 1: put so much on the guy that's struggling characters. I know,
Speaker 1: you know, And I think, are you talking about him
Speaker 1: in real life? Real life? Not a fan. I just
Speaker 1: think he's he's one of those guys that thinks he's
Speaker 1: funny but isn't. Was like terrible, he got like Jack,
Speaker 1: he tried to he's trying to do the uh the
Speaker 1: guy from what you mean called Parks and Rack. I
Speaker 1: want his character, oh to do that stupid Christian. He's hilarious,
Speaker 1: is actually hilarious, but his his Jesus stuff is really
Speaker 1: um and he was really nice. I met him once
Speaker 1: and hung out with him for like a whole afternoon
Speaker 1: and we can't remember. Um. Yeah, it's Galaxy's Galaxy Guardians.
Speaker 1: He's friends with the Raccoon. He's the really jack guy.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows who we're talking about? What's his name? Parks
Speaker 1: and Rah, Chris Pratt, Yeah, Pratt, Chris Pratt. What. My
Speaker 1: friend went to high school with him, and she said
Speaker 1: even then she knew he was going to be like
Speaker 1: a huge star. Yeah. People always friends, it's responsible. It's funny.
Speaker 1: They either know that they're going to be a big
Speaker 1: star or they never They never knew to be a killer.
Speaker 1: There's no one that's just like you can do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw not but everything at the same time. Um,
Speaker 1: but talking about But it's the characters I fall in
Speaker 1: love with, because what made you have a crush on him? Though? Um? Who? Oh?
Speaker 1: And I loved Chris Pratt's character and parts and wreck,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was obsessed with him and are
Speaker 1: Plaza getting together? And then I lost interest in that
Speaker 1: show as soon as the couples get together. I'm out,
Speaker 1: Ross and Rachel, I'm out, it's your favorite Pam and uh,
Speaker 1: what's his name, Jim, I'm out your Queen of build
Speaker 1: and I don't I'm not interested. After the when the
Speaker 1: crushes revealed hottest thing ever afterwards, I don't care. Like
Speaker 1: they're together, what's what's what's to watch here? What's to
Speaker 1: tune in for musty TV. I don't really want to
Speaker 1: go see them go to couples therapy, like that's not fun. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: even that that conversations of a marriage? What was that
Speaker 1: scenes of a going will they won't they? That was
Speaker 1: just like won't they won't they won't they show? I
Speaker 1: gotta get back to it, though, because I do want
Speaker 1: to inject a little bit more realism into my TV
Speaker 1: watching in terms of like relationships, because I just think
Speaker 1: that I'm mom com, like my life is a rom com,
Speaker 1: and as soon as it gets stable, I try to
Speaker 1: destabilize it so that I'm pining and that I'm chasing
Speaker 1: someone or someone's chasing me, or like it's will we
Speaker 1: won't we? Or it's like secretive or I just love
Speaker 1: the I love a crush, you love a montage of
Speaker 1: the guy running through the streets to come find you,
Speaker 1: and then once he gets there, you're like it's never
Speaker 1: really no, no no, we embrace and we're in the rain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I'm just like in the same way. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think partly because like I didn't see it in
Speaker 1: my parents, so like where did I see it? Is
Speaker 1: on TV? You know, that's where so especially our generation,
Speaker 1: there was so many movies where the guy was just
Speaker 1: like will they won't they, and he's going to do
Speaker 1: everything he can to get to her. Once they're together,
Speaker 1: they finally found did you have characters? Though? Did you
Speaker 1: like crushes on characters? And then you look up the
Speaker 1: actor and you're like, no things, you hung out and
Speaker 1: act with My very first character crush in Hawaii, Woody
Speaker 1: Harrelson never got movie indecent proposal. That's kind of the
Speaker 1: same guy that I have a crush on in This Afterlife,
Speaker 1: kind of like the cock. Yeah, like he's just so
Speaker 1: in love with her. And I was a kid, right,
Speaker 1: so I didn't even understand the whole one night thing
Speaker 1: in indecent proposals what that meant. I was just like,
Speaker 1: it's one night, what's the big deal? Play scrabble and
Speaker 1: talk and go to dinner and fight some track. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just want to tell them to dance with her? Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: what's the big deal? I really did not get that
Speaker 1: they were having sex. It wasn't just one night when
Speaker 1: in a helicopter and a guy in a tuxedo with
Speaker 1: a billion dollars, Like it is just one night, but
Speaker 1: that's like night. Yeah, yeah, you can't compete with that.
Speaker 1: Don't ruin it for me. I forget how that movie ends,
Speaker 1: and I'm just think she goes to the kilser um.
Speaker 1: What do he is? That's a good character crush he was,
Speaker 1: so he's like, I don't know, for some reason, guys
Speaker 1: can think he's hot too, because it's still mainly to
Speaker 1: think he's hot. Like there's certain guys where like guys
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, he's fucking hot because you want to
Speaker 1: be him. Yes, remember when I finally got to they
Speaker 1: finally win the money and I don't watch where, I
Speaker 1: don't care anything. I wasn't allowed to watch it when
Speaker 1: I was a little kid because my parents had boundaries.
Speaker 1: We bought it on the VHS tape Britain and like
Speaker 1: my eight year old handwriting in decent eight year old hand,
Speaker 1: I gotta do. I did too, I write like I'm
Speaker 1: like seven and dyslexic. Did you have a character crush Dawson?
Speaker 1: I mean just just just Pascy. I was more pasty
Speaker 1: boy him in real life. Oh god damn it. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: I mean boring Chip Kelly Powski obviously obviously Jack Morris.
Speaker 1: Remember guys had her on the U up so you
Speaker 1: met your crush. I never met her. I wasn't there
Speaker 1: that day, but I do remember, like, like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think who else I met a lot of my crushes? Actually,
Speaker 1: Zach Morris holds up, what a nice guy, but he's
Speaker 1: not nearly as hot as he was, right, I mean
Speaker 1: he's like, no, he's hot still, yeah, he's still just that.
Speaker 1: Like it's the friendliness and like the I like his voice.
Speaker 1: Everything just melded together for me. And so when it
Speaker 1: came back around, I mean, he's older, but he's not
Speaker 1: he's not. None of these people are their characters. They're
Speaker 1: all actors, and actors are not like and then you
Speaker 1: found out she was like fucking like the drummer from
Speaker 1: like Tommy Lee, and you're like, who is she ever?
Speaker 1: Really that nice girl? Like well, she was just hot
Speaker 1: and like not innocent, but just you put that on
Speaker 1: her because she's so perfect looking. So then you're like,
Speaker 1: how could she like this drummer like a Pam Anderson guy.
Speaker 1: Of course, I mean it's so funny Tommy Lee all
Speaker 1: these ways. Did you have any select or like character crushes? Um.
Speaker 1: I used to watch a lot of like like family sitcoms,
Speaker 1: like step by Step or I love step by Stepanga topanga. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like the step by step the older brother. He
Speaker 1: was like a jock. Oh yeah, he was like a
Speaker 1: dumb like a trailer in There was always in the yard.
Speaker 1: You like it's so funny. Yeah, boner was he passed away? Yeah,
Speaker 1: his name was m Schneider. Fuck what is his last name?
Speaker 1: I forget his name? God, damn it. I feel bad.
Speaker 1: I used to like know him. He was U. He
Speaker 1: was a producer on Never Not Funny. He's Jimmy Hardos
Speaker 1: brother in law. Um he is great. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I used to love him on that show. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I forget his name. Is just boding me right now?
Speaker 1: Know what about the guys? Forty seven is what he
Speaker 1: called it? Andrew Kinnick, Sorry, isn't it? I was too
Speaker 1: young for I've met all of those guys really hide
Speaker 1: or whatever. No random places that Luke Perry I met
Speaker 1: r I P before he died. Oh yeah he died.
Speaker 1: He passed away and he was actually in Manhattan Beach,
Speaker 1: like I know. I'm just sorry. Sorry for the spoiler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't don't ruin a decent but did he die
Speaker 1: at the end of indecent proposals is how we went
Speaker 1: out from. If you remember for anything, during the college years,
Speaker 1: Kelly and Donna lived in this house on the beach
Speaker 1: and they said it was Malibu, but it was really
Speaker 1: in Manhattan Beach or like Hermosa Beach, one of those.
Speaker 1: And I was down there in the four of the
Speaker 1: July and Luke Perry was like hanging out on the
Speaker 1: side of this house like he was just like waiting
Speaker 1: to be recognized like me. And everyone asked, We're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, can we take a picture with you?
Speaker 1: And he was like yeah, like he had just been
Speaker 1: standing out there doing it all day. Oh yeah, can
Speaker 1: we can you bring that photo up on my phone?
Speaker 1: This is a printed photo, So Jason Priestley I met
Speaker 1: at the gas station that was on Fairfax and Sunset.
Speaker 1: If anybody if you know what you love it, you
Speaker 1: love it. You know. I've seen many celebrities at this
Speaker 1: gas station. But the celebrities do based on us weekly.
Speaker 1: I do know that they pumpcast just like us. There's
Speaker 1: no celebrity ga. They gotta go the first seven dollars
Speaker 1: they get. In the rest of it, what do they do?
Speaker 1: They just look at it and he fills up. They
Speaker 1: get from the pump, just like, so wait, so what
Speaker 1: did you do with Priestly? Did you go? Okay? So
Speaker 1: Priestly try to do like a bit because again had
Speaker 1: a friend in town and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: can we take a picture of you? And he was
Speaker 1: like yeah. I was like, can you take a picture.
Speaker 1: That's what I said, and he said yeah, you're too
Speaker 1: good together and he like and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: we want you in it. And it was this was
Speaker 1: back in the days of like, uh, like a disposable
Speaker 1: camera and we went to take it and it was
Speaker 1: out of it, yes, and it was just and he goes,
Speaker 1: nice try and then handed it to me and said
Speaker 1: nice try, Like I knew and I really thought there
Speaker 1: was one. Oh he thought you were getting punk. You
Speaker 1: punked him? Yeah, I don't know. I would say I
Speaker 1: was more of a Dylan. I mean he I thought
Speaker 1: he was hotter than Jason Priestley and never watched. I
Speaker 1: was too young. I was just on the cusp one more,
Speaker 1: just around this out. I met ian Zi one time
Speaker 1: at Action Park and by the way, I think it's
Speaker 1: iron It's yeah. But anyway, he came to uh super
Speaker 1: Nova comedy where I work and saw a show and
Speaker 1: did you get a picture? Nor? I was like working
Speaker 1: and I was busy, but uh he came with my
Speaker 1: friend and she was like, who is visiting a Do
Speaker 1: you know she's local? And she was like do you
Speaker 1: know I love you know Iron? And I was like,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, like Hi, I've known you from my whole
Speaker 1: life Ian Legend. Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. We gotta
Speaker 1: get a break. We have more celebrity sidings coming up
Speaker 1: right after this and coming welcome back to the show. Um,
Speaker 1: we're talking about seeing celebrities. We just get I just
Speaker 1: want to say that. Um, I thought of Sharknado when
Speaker 1: she talked about Ian Iron Zero and I just read
Speaker 1: this thing about terror read Oh my god, I have
Speaker 1: a good terror read story really well, not that good,
Speaker 1: but just saw anyways, go ahead, is it? What did
Speaker 1: you What was she doing in Croatia? This was in
Speaker 1: the remember when she had like about four months where
Speaker 1: everyone was like completely phitting on her because she was
Speaker 1: too much of a party animal for fourteen years. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's the article I read. Yeah. No, it came out
Speaker 1: one time and everyone was like so mean and she
Speaker 1: got a botched liposuction, so she had all these weird
Speaker 1: rivets on her stomach and she just had bad plastic surgery,
Speaker 1: and people attacked her for it. Merciless like she never
Speaker 1: did anything wrong. She was like I always show I
Speaker 1: always showed up on time for things. I never was
Speaker 1: like a party animal who got too drunk and like
Speaker 1: got a d U. I I never got arrested. I
Speaker 1: never did any I never passed out anywhere. And yet
Speaker 1: she was the face of all of this like bad
Speaker 1: different girls because her tip fell out on the red
Speaker 1: carpet one time, because her role in American Pie. She
Speaker 1: was the good girl who was losing her virginity. And
Speaker 1: then it's like it's almost like the Donald Trump thing
Speaker 1: of like if you're always an asshole, no one cares.
Speaker 1: But if you go from this character of being perfect
Speaker 1: to this Lindsey Lohan, like oh, we thought you were this,
Speaker 1: but Lindsey Lohan was like addicted to drugs. Yeah, remember
Speaker 1: I think, I mean no, she I mean she was
Speaker 1: probably party. But the thing is she got that show
Speaker 1: on E that was like that's where I saw and
Speaker 1: she said that did not help because I was over
Speaker 1: there when they were making me into this party girl,
Speaker 1: and I'm not like I I partied like the most
Speaker 1: people did in that time, like not not more, not less,
Speaker 1: And she was just like I saw her at Union
Speaker 1: Station in St. Louis. They were doing, um, the search
Speaker 1: for the VJ remember, and of course it was the
Speaker 1: second year. It was when Dave Holmes was in the
Speaker 1: run Jesse Camp, Jesse Camp Man. He lost to Jesse Camp,
Speaker 1: who was probably camping under bridge right now. That would
Speaker 1: be a good Halloween costume for you, Jesse Camp would
Speaker 1: be a great such a throwback, dude. That was such
Speaker 1: a fun time and MTV where a normal person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: before ridiculousness all the time, but it used to be
Speaker 1: so cool. They would if you're a young person, they
Speaker 1: would search for a VJ, which was like the coveted
Speaker 1: spot on MTV, which was like you were one of
Speaker 1: like the hosts of MTV and there were like five
Speaker 1: of them at a time, and they would look for
Speaker 1: a regular person that plucked out of obscurity, no professional
Speaker 1: uh you know, someone that had never been on TV.
Speaker 1: And you'd apply and they'd send in tapes. It was
Speaker 1: kind of like the real world, and they'd make you
Speaker 1: a VJ and it was like the Hunt and they
Speaker 1: would do this competition. It was so freaking fun. And
Speaker 1: Dave Holmes, who you probably know from everything, Um, he
Speaker 1: was the runner up in Jesse Camp one. But I
Speaker 1: went to the where they were doing the search in St.
Speaker 1: Louis because my dad was worked in cable and so
Speaker 1: he got his like into this show. And I saw
Speaker 1: Carson Daley there and he was dating terror Read at
Speaker 1: the time, and they were making out, remember off stage,
Speaker 1: like in front of everyone. Wait, why didn't you try
Speaker 1: to be the DJ from that was in high school?
Speaker 1: Still you could have been plucked from obscurity. No, I
Speaker 1: was not, like, I was not someone I didn't know
Speaker 1: anything about music, and it was to me that was
Speaker 1: like Kurt Loder should be. To me, that was like
Speaker 1: for an older person. There was that other guy on
Speaker 1: MTV where like MTV was like the young channel, like
Speaker 1: that was like the hip and then the older VJ guys.
Speaker 1: I remember the one he was like losing his hair
Speaker 1: and he kept combing every year he had to comba
Speaker 1: his hair more forward. I forget, I forget. There's a
Speaker 1: bald one for sure. That was just like the rock
Speaker 1: and roll What was his name, I don't know. If
Speaker 1: it's the guy that Andrews talking about. But the bald
Speaker 1: one is Matt Penfield. Oh yeah, him to look like
Speaker 1: a bowling pin and have your name be Matt Penfield.
Speaker 1: It was a stage name. I just watched the best documentary.
Speaker 1: Is he Serio Stej by the way, Yeah he does,
Speaker 1: like I think he works for like a Los Angeles
Speaker 1: radio station or something. Yeah, they're all still like working.
Speaker 1: Kennedy seen the documentary on HBO Max about Woodstock and
Speaker 1: it's talking about how it was the clash of like
Speaker 1: whenever MTV became before the young people, like all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, it was Britney Spears and Battree Boys, but
Speaker 1: at the exact same time you had like Corn and
Speaker 1: Limb Biscuit and it was kind of like a battle
Speaker 1: for who was going to take over MTV. And that's
Speaker 1: why wood Stock like at some point the MTV VJs
Speaker 1: just had to be like bust out because people were
Speaker 1: throwing trash at them and being like you Like they
Speaker 1: had this hilarious shot of Carson Daily trying to cover
Speaker 1: Woodstock and he was just like, okay, we're here at Woodstock,
Speaker 1: and like all the Corn fans were throwing like trash
Speaker 1: at him and then they ended up just burning it down.
Speaker 1: No original firefast Noah started it? Did you go Noah? No?
Speaker 1: I was. I think I was too young for that.
Speaker 1: The other night, we were trying to look for a
Speaker 1: documentary to watch. Carlo and I have different tastes and
Speaker 1: TV for sure, we really we We ended up watching
Speaker 1: Afterlife and we both love it. But we started out
Speaker 1: I was trying to watch Icarus. Have you seen that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were talking about Okay, I don't still don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. Do you watch Yellow Jackets? No, it's
Speaker 1: too suspenseful. I don't need to be suspended. I watched
Speaker 1: two episodes last night. It's a lot. It's a lot, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fun. It's a lot. Is it funny? There's some
Speaker 1: comical parts to it because it's so a lot, if
Speaker 1: that makes sense? Are there yellow? Do they wear there?
Speaker 1: That's the soccer team? I know, but like, are they're
Speaker 1: like sports? Where is it like black and yellow? Black
Speaker 1: and yellow might be blue and yellow for some reason?
Speaker 1: Is it like is a part of it though, like
Speaker 1: they all wear their like jackets? No, they just start
Speaker 1: out as a soccer team then and then you know,
Speaker 1: the plane crashes. So why yellow jackets of okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and that's what they have to eat. They eat bees
Speaker 1: to say alive, no, but bees. It reminded me of
Speaker 1: that's the spinoff man. The drummer quit bit by bees
Speaker 1: and he went into a side project. I read about that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, and he died at with sto of burning
Speaker 1: trash choke on Carson Daily sideburns. Remember sideburns were so
Speaker 1: big that brand tips tips were big. Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: He put out the fires with his frosted that's invented. Wait, okay,
Speaker 1: I just have to say there was this plane crash
Speaker 1: um kind of when we were traveling, me and a meal.
Speaker 1: I was showing you guys because the meals uh interested
Speaker 1: in morbidity as well, Like he's a nine eleven head,
Speaker 1: but he likes to look at like this, the sadness
Speaker 1: of it and like how insane it was. And like
Speaker 1: whenever I see like some footage of like there's a
Speaker 1: woman in the they just discovered this really scary thing,
Speaker 1: or like someone on the phone like crying, I always
Speaker 1: send it to him to be like, isn't this funked up?
Speaker 1: So when we were traveling, there was this plane crash
Speaker 1: of this um famous I think Brazilian singer pop star,
Speaker 1: and they showed her plane record. Um, I forget her name.
Speaker 1: It's sad that I forget her name. But she's really really,
Speaker 1: I mean, had millions and millions of followers, and she
Speaker 1: had put out this Instagram story right before she crashed
Speaker 1: of her walking on the plane and being like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm on a diet and like I have to eat
Speaker 1: like this now. And she's like on the plane eating
Speaker 1: and she has this black and white checker jumpsuit. Like
Speaker 1: the whole thing that she's wearing it's very you know,
Speaker 1: a discernible fabric. And then they show the plane wreckage
Speaker 1: and you can't see bodies, but you can see the
Speaker 1: checker jumpsuit like within the rubble, like you can just see. Immediately,
Speaker 1: I go, that's cute. Yeah, want to the original one.
Speaker 1: They were like, it's kind of bloodstained and has fragments
Speaker 1: of bone and get it out plane blood stained performed.
Speaker 1: Wait so then yeah, so you saw this. So I
Speaker 1: said to myself, Okay, I never want to be discernible
Speaker 1: in a plane wreck, like if I ever die so
Speaker 1: on planes, I never want to wear something that is
Speaker 1: like so vividly bright. You wear gray leather, now, Loo,
Speaker 1: that's where I always wear. Um, right to think of, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maroon canvas to look like a suitcase. Um, why do
Speaker 1: you want to? Because I don't want people because I
Speaker 1: look at this wreckage like I look at car cry.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm more, but I just like
Speaker 1: seeing the aftermath when it's like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: like a person kind of exploded. I know that's gross,
Speaker 1: and I don't really want to see them. I don't
Speaker 1: want to see it happened. I want to see the aftermath.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It just well, it's like the show,
Speaker 1: which I'm surprised I hated that because I don't want
Speaker 1: to see. We don't want to talk about what that's
Speaker 1: about anyway, even though the opening scene is literally what
Speaker 1: the thing? I'm avoiding people, but people just gotta watch.
Speaker 1: That's so when we were boarding the plane, a Meal
Speaker 1: was wearing the same kind of checkered like hounds tooth
Speaker 1: black and white like remember that jacket he had, and
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you've got to take that off
Speaker 1: because of what ifs, And so we put it in
Speaker 1: the above and so now it's like a new ritual
Speaker 1: for me. If I'm wearing something discernible, I have to
Speaker 1: put it away from me. And then I convinced myself
Speaker 1: the plane won't crash, and I never take a picture
Speaker 1: of myself flying private, like where I'm like posing in
Speaker 1: front of the plane, because that's always can be used
Speaker 1: against me, to be like she thought she was so
Speaker 1: cool and then she Yeah, it doesn't look good to
Speaker 1: brag about the thing that killed you, for sure. You
Speaker 1: know when someone's like, oh, like they're doing shots and
Speaker 1: then they get they get into a car crash where
Speaker 1: they kill someone, and you're like, well, that's a different thing.
Speaker 1: You could die in so many ways. It's like you
Speaker 1: should never take a photo again. You know. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's always you died before doing this, you know, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like that Mitch Hedburgh joke where he's like when
Speaker 1: people say, like, this is a picture of me when
Speaker 1: I was young. Every picture this is a this is
Speaker 1: a picture of me. Every picture of you is an
Speaker 1: old picture of you. I mean, Mitch Heedburg, it's so
Speaker 1: fun to just read his quotes. We gotta get to
Speaker 1: the news, but if you want to have a fun
Speaker 1: little day, just um read his jokes, pull up like
Speaker 1: a Mitch Hedburg quotes web page and just read it's
Speaker 1: so fun. All right, what you gotta enters? You haven't
Speaker 1: heard it here second, I'll tell you that this is
Speaker 1: the first time you're gonna hear it. There's no way
Speaker 1: in hell you heard it anywhere else. I have all
Speaker 1: the sweats out there. It is Wednesday, so you all
Speaker 1: know what that means. It is researches, research, research, Is
Speaker 1: that the chair the chair, or it's a great excuse
Speaker 1: for no one will ever know. Yeah, this chair smells.
Speaker 1: Research finds that watching twenty four point five hours of
Speaker 1: TV a week or three point five hours a day
Speaker 1: can increase your risk of developing dementia. Team concluded that
Speaker 1: watching television itself may not be damaging to the brain. Instead,
Speaker 1: a high amount of hours spend in front of a
Speaker 1: TV creates long periods of s sententary behavior that passively
Speaker 1: distracts the brain and prevent people from engaging in other
Speaker 1: stimulating activities. Yeah, our phone is going to find watching
Speaker 1: the TV. What if you're watching the TV on your phone? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a good point. I don't I don't even get
Speaker 1: close to three and a half hours on our phone.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm reading on my phone. I'm actually
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm constantly reading on my phone if I'm
Speaker 1: a dance No, I don't go on Instagram ever to
Speaker 1: just like scroll. I probably look at six things and
Speaker 1: then I just post like it's rare or we're supposed
Speaker 1: to do post and get out of there. That's the
Speaker 1: healthy way. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like three
Speaker 1: and a half hours, especially during COVID, everyone's gonna have dementia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean read it is where I spend most of
Speaker 1: my time, and that is a little bit of doom
Speaker 1: scrolling of just like it's endless and I can't get
Speaker 1: out of it. Sometimes where I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: like TikTok, but it's always before bed and so my
Speaker 1: sleep interrupts it. But they're TikTok. When people are on
Speaker 1: it during the day, you can just keep going because
Speaker 1: you're still awake. But I do feel like you could
Speaker 1: have a different kind of reading, Like there's there's numb
Speaker 1: reading to like like watching a reality show first, watching
Speaker 1: like something that you're actually interested in, as opposed to
Speaker 1: reading read it, which is just like kind of like
Speaker 1: a well I read it I get actual information, and
Speaker 1: it's like I feel like Reddit to me, and I
Speaker 1: don't know that it's like this way for everyone. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're dumb pictures and there's dumb memes and stuff, but
Speaker 1: I actually like it because it's informative and it like reading,
Speaker 1: you know when they say you should read fiction because
Speaker 1: you get to like experience someone else's life and like
Speaker 1: inside someone's brain. And I think a lot of Reddit
Speaker 1: as people like commenting about their lives and like sharing
Speaker 1: their experiences, and so I get to I feel like
Speaker 1: I learned a lot. But every baby, like a woman
Speaker 1: that like watch soaps like during the day, they're all
Speaker 1: gonna have dementia. Then, like plenty of people have watched
Speaker 1: that much television that is from that generation, so scared
Speaker 1: of dementia. But it's going to get us all because
Speaker 1: we're living so much longer. Not if you do puzzles. Puzzles,
Speaker 1: you guys say, that's what hell they say, But I
Speaker 1: feel like that's been disproven that puzzles. You heard that
Speaker 1: on the Tender Bar the other night, and that was
Speaker 1: from the seventies scene. That's like, this is where I
Speaker 1: get all my news from. Um No, there's this new
Speaker 1: game called wordle It's so freaking fun and um there's
Speaker 1: only one a day and this guy like made it
Speaker 1: for his wife. It's not an app either. You go
Speaker 1: to just google wordle, um you'll see it's a word game.
Speaker 1: But it's really fun and you can only do one
Speaker 1: puzzle a day puzzle. And I also do crossword puzzles
Speaker 1: and that that's mindless too, by the way. I mean,
Speaker 1: it makes you feel smart, like oh, and you're thinking
Speaker 1: of words, you're you know, analyzing things. But man, I
Speaker 1: used to be addicted to crossrood puzzles and play for
Speaker 1: three hours a day and that, and I wasn't accomplishing anything.
Speaker 1: I wasn't really a hard one. No, I've gotten through this,
Speaker 1: I've done the Saturday, I've gotten Monday through Saturday. But
Speaker 1: I'm right now I'm so you lose it, you know.
Speaker 1: But when I was doing three hours a day, I
Speaker 1: got to the Saturday and I felt accomplished and then
Speaker 1: um no, right now, I can probably get through Wednesday.
Speaker 1: But that's that would be if you would feel like
Speaker 1: you would on you have a limited amount of words though,
Speaker 1: like that just because you're doing it enough. There are
Speaker 1: so many words dude, so many I'm so bad at
Speaker 1: those times about knowing words. It's about knowing how crossword
Speaker 1: puzzles can trick you, like how it's it's knowing the
Speaker 1: crossword ease. You know what I'm good at finding the
Speaker 1: word inside letters. That is the dumbest word searches. Those
Speaker 1: are so those are wonder if that's going to help
Speaker 1: you with Oh yeah, I don't understand when there are
Speaker 1: sees was in a cross word, but it wasn't a crossword.
Speaker 1: The Glazer, the famous Glazer comedian, Famous Glazer, Yeah Glazer
Speaker 1: of stand up comedy, trying to thank you. Else it
Speaker 1: could have been a Lana, but it was s e Er,
Speaker 1: not z or John Glazer, but it was you know,
Speaker 1: five five letters. Know the K is matched up with
Speaker 1: something else the other? Okay, alright. About forty four percent
Speaker 1: of couples say sharing a bed made them question their relationship.
Speaker 1: Are you afraid of moving in with someone because you
Speaker 1: have to share a bed all the time? No? I
Speaker 1: like going to sleep next to someone, no matter who
Speaker 1: it is. Anything. No. Actually, Kirsten staying here was awesome,
Speaker 1: and I like sharing a bed with her. Um, you know,
Speaker 1: I enjoy both. But I think that having a king
Speaker 1: size bed would yes, negate that I think the queen
Speaker 1: size bed is too small for two people. You're gonna
Speaker 1: end up touching way too small bed, literally, like I've
Speaker 1: never had that much space, even in my own bed.
Speaker 1: When you were in your queen bed, did you sleep
Speaker 1: in the middle or did you say to the side side.
Speaker 1: I only use a twin size bed chunk of my bed.
Speaker 1: And I like sleeping in a little bed by myself.
Speaker 1: Is that weird? Like I really enjoy it. Well, I
Speaker 1: like sleeping in a little coach seat in the back
Speaker 1: of a plane. That's like my best sleep sometimes too,
Speaker 1: So I get it um um because it reminds you
Speaker 1: of the one that dad when I go home, I
Speaker 1: have a freaking twin bed. That's what they got for me.
Speaker 1: I think it's you associated with being home. Yes, and
Speaker 1: I made a kid because I roll off like I
Speaker 1: don't know what's happening. But in my queen bed with
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, I still sleeping like the crack in between
Speaker 1: the wall and trying to roll off from there too,
Speaker 1: but the wall stop. You could talk. Well, she grew
Speaker 1: up without walls. She grew up in a twin bed
Speaker 1: inside of Ford. You just put her last name to that.
Speaker 1: He got her name. Her mom looked, she got her
Speaker 1: last name. They pick they picked their last names out
Speaker 1: in the South. Yeah, they pick it out by looking
Speaker 1: at things. That's Dave Tree, Jim Bush. You see it
Speaker 1: at a beer la beer came, what's your daddy? A
Speaker 1: beer can? About got sex in the king's size bed?
Speaker 1: And like, is it less often because it's all the
Speaker 1: way across and is there cuddling that happens in the
Speaker 1: king's eye bed? Like what is it great for a relationship?
Speaker 1: Do you recommend it? Do you have a big kitting
Speaker 1: size comforter? Uh, we do have a big We got
Speaker 1: all the big things. We got big. You know, kings
Speaker 1: have their own pillows. I learned that that seems stupid.
Speaker 1: It has to cover the whole thing if you're making
Speaker 1: a bed exactly, because it looks weird if it's three
Speaker 1: with one coming off the side. So anyways, yeah, it
Speaker 1: makes cuddling a choice. So then therefore it's like more
Speaker 1: romantic or like it means more because you have to
Speaker 1: travel of size beds don't like make you cuddle though,
Speaker 1: I know, but but I know you have to buy
Speaker 1: like a ticket to get over it. Hasten. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta get a europath path path train. Um see dead people.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Okay, So and if you're going
Speaker 1: to fight, a quick king sized bed is great because
Speaker 1: it can create like you don't have to touch the
Speaker 1: person and can your bed will you feel the other
Speaker 1: person move? No, not on this bed. It's unbelieving, like
Speaker 1: you really you're just in your own world. Um, but
Speaker 1: I do think, yeah, I think it can cause you
Speaker 1: not to cuddle and cause you to like almost feel
Speaker 1: like are we even dating because I didn't even touch
Speaker 1: you last night at all? Uh sex. Um, I do
Speaker 1: think it probably does hinder like you have to like
Speaker 1: instigate more. So maybe there's more pressure to meet like
Speaker 1: meet up. You text her it was like, hey, you
Speaker 1: want to meet the of the dinner on a long table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: be like you gotta play telephone just to funk your girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Will you tell my girlfriend? I want to to the
Speaker 1: queen pillow? The bed bug has to travel across ag
Speaker 1: that's what bug are. I just give her a cup.
Speaker 1: I give her a cup with a long string. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to go down on you. She's like, what
Speaker 1: you want to put in there is less stress though
Speaker 1: if you have to get up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night, so then you don't feel like you're gonna
Speaker 1: wake them. That's another great thing. And you could be
Speaker 1: on your phone and you can be clearly five ft
Speaker 1: away from them, and like also social distancing. You don't
Speaker 1: give them COVID or herpes, you know, no, but no,
Speaker 1: but like being on your phone, which I think causes
Speaker 1: a ton of stress for me. We've talked about this
Speaker 1: before about if someone's sleeping, it's two in the morning,
Speaker 1: you can't sleep, what do you do? What do you
Speaker 1: do when you can't sleep? And it's go on my
Speaker 1: phone because their eyes are closed, but you don't think
Speaker 1: the light is gonna do Yeah, I put it dim
Speaker 1: and I put my headphones on if I need to
Speaker 1: listen to something. It's never an issue really, And I'm
Speaker 1: not swiping like on my phone. I'm not like like
Speaker 1: shaking the bet. It's just like you would never be
Speaker 1: able to tell. That's a good point. I think you
Speaker 1: feel constantly guilty about being on your phone, like like
Speaker 1: you're doing something the faious. But why would you wake
Speaker 1: them if you just get your phone and go like this,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Also watching TV? Do you put the
Speaker 1: TV on? That's another TV in my butt room? But
Speaker 1: do you carlin, No, I cannot sleep with any noise.
Speaker 1: I have to have a white noise on, so that
Speaker 1: would totally bug me. But if you wake up in
Speaker 1: the middle of night, you're never stressed that you're gonna
Speaker 1: wake up your partner. There's not I have to literally
Speaker 1: jump over him to go to the bathroom. Why don't
Speaker 1: you pull your bed away from the wall so you
Speaker 1: could get up? Does she wake up really easily? Is
Speaker 1: that the thing? No, well not really. She just has
Speaker 1: to wake up earlier than me, And I think that's
Speaker 1: another stress. Yeah. I just I'd never worry about people
Speaker 1: waking me up because I can get right back to
Speaker 1: sleep if I'm tired, and and if and Chris, like
Speaker 1: he is, sleeps so heavy, and if he does wake up,
Speaker 1: he's just like and he just like leans over and
Speaker 1: puts his face out and we just like kiss and
Speaker 1: then he just goes back to sleep. That's really cute.
Speaker 1: They'll just like wake up and oh, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: it's so cute some kind of purposely wake up up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I got to say. I love you. It's
Speaker 1: the first time. God, he's so cute when he's asleep
Speaker 1: and when he's like waking up, he's just like a
Speaker 1: little little baby. I just love, like a sleepy boy
Speaker 1: who's just like, oh, like I'm a little like they're
Speaker 1: kind of like puffy and they're like baby, I love it.
Speaker 1: Their hair is like just like a little bit disheveled,
Speaker 1: and they're just they're just so vulnerable, just like oh,
Speaker 1: and they're kind of like I don't know, it's like
Speaker 1: you like when they're sick. It's this, Yeah, they're vulnerable,
Speaker 1: and they're just sweet. They're so sweet. They're like little babies. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: do you have another news story or do we gotta
Speaker 1: go to break see? Oh yeah, let's got a break
Speaker 1: and then let's come back with why Do I Care?
Speaker 1: And I'll share my own headlines. All right, we're back
Speaker 1: from break and um we're gonna do Why do I Care?
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Well? I care because this is
Speaker 1: about me. Um My sister sent me this. A lot
Speaker 1: of people have asked about this as well. Um a
Speaker 1: lot of fans. Someone just sent into the show something
Speaker 1: about this. Um My sister caught it. I guess, she
Speaker 1: said some. I don't know where she was, but is
Speaker 1: this her house? Oh yeah, it is her house. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is on Bravo on Watch What Happens Live.
Speaker 1: Carl Radkey from Summer House was playing the game with
Speaker 1: Andy Cohen where it's like you tell the truth or
Speaker 1: a lie and then Andy has to guess whether it's
Speaker 1: a liar truth and this is Carl's. Carl was once
Speaker 1: a game on My Navy. Schumer during her sending at
Speaker 1: a comedy show Flood Razor, and she gave him her
Speaker 1: number of the show. Okay, now, Amy is a huge
Speaker 1: Crabo fan. Um then told us how can I say
Speaker 1: it's true? I haven't heard the story and say it's false?
Speaker 1: Okay Glazer he hits him on the head because it's
Speaker 1: actually Dicky Glazer and hit him on the head. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he says that Amy Schumer wants hit on me
Speaker 1: at a charity show and gave me her number, and
Speaker 1: then um, they all say false and it was false,
Speaker 1: and he goes it was false. It was Nicky Glazer
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, I didn't I met Carl
Speaker 1: at that some show. You were there? It was the
Speaker 1: show where they brought on an f boy, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: it was what's her name show? Yes, and um, what's
Speaker 1: her name Mary, Mary Beth Brown, Beth Brown, Yes, Um,
Speaker 1: it was that her show. And they brought an f boy.
Speaker 1: He was the f boy of the show. And it
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, funck Boy Revival or something, that's the
Speaker 1: name of it. And I did a stand upset and
Speaker 1: I saw him backstage. He's very handsome, very tall, and
Speaker 1: I had no idea who he was. It was the
Speaker 1: first name met Hannah Burner too. I had no idea
Speaker 1: who she was, and um, I've never seen somewhere else.
Speaker 1: And he was just he he seemed excited, he knew
Speaker 1: who I was. He seemed excited to meet me. He
Speaker 1: was like really smiling and nice and like focused on
Speaker 1: talking to me and like like he was just I
Speaker 1: was just like, who is this handsome guy was like,
Speaker 1: seems to be into me. I was thrilled by it.
Speaker 1: And then um, and then I saw him be the
Speaker 1: funk boy and I was kind of like mm hmm,
Speaker 1: but still was like he he just seemed to like
Speaker 1: I was like, I stand by it. He was charming
Speaker 1: and I but then I wrote to Carl and I go,
Speaker 1: I could not give you my note. I would never do.
Speaker 1: I remember when I give people my number, and he
Speaker 1: wrote back, Um what did he right back to me?
Speaker 1: He goes, I said you Carl, Carl Rodky Okay, I said,
Speaker 1: I didn't give you my number. If I did, you
Speaker 1: asked for it, he said, L O L. I asked
Speaker 1: you to autograph the set list, and then I wrote
Speaker 1: on the set list my number. So I did. And
Speaker 1: that does seem like a move I would make. So
Speaker 1: I didn't remember it, but um, yeah, I think he
Speaker 1: texted me. That's why we have each other's numbers. I think, Um,
Speaker 1: he never like asked me out or anything. But um,
Speaker 1: thank god, because I soon realized he's you know, he
Speaker 1: drank a lot and I was at a point in
Speaker 1: my life where I didn't drink. It's both true, like
Speaker 1: you did give him your number, but the circumstances are
Speaker 1: like he asked for your autograph. Wasn't hitting on him?
Speaker 1: I was. He was the one that came up to me.
Speaker 1: And if I don't know, I'm flattered if someone thinks
Speaker 1: I was hitting on him. I'm usually terrible at that.
Speaker 1: But it was nice to get my name dropped on Bravo,
Speaker 1: even though it was me being desperate for Carl Rady,
Speaker 1: who was now dating Lindsay from Summer House, which, good
Speaker 1: luck to them. That'll last until that, you know, the season,
Speaker 1: next season when they need a story point. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: the house turned into a rehab they seem really good
Speaker 1: for Yeah, what did you say us an autumn autumn
Speaker 1: rehab house. Can't wait for autumn rehab house where actually
Speaker 1: Kyle dates Carl They're going to run out of Hannah
Speaker 1: was the best thing that ever happened, or in the
Speaker 1: long run, everything's meant to happen. Um, all right, Well
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday, so we're gonna play a wild card Wednesday game. Um,
Speaker 1: this is a game I invented. I think it's the
Speaker 1: it's the game. Maybe I invented I don't remember. Maybe
Speaker 1: someone asked me to sign a set list. I came
Speaker 1: up with it. I don't remember the exact origin. But
Speaker 1: it's a fun thing that you can do if you
Speaker 1: have an iPhone. I don't know if it's on Droid.
Speaker 1: And it's predictive. You used a predictive text and Carlile
Speaker 1: could not, for the life of her figure out how
Speaker 1: to do it. But what you do is so you
Speaker 1: pull up someone you would text for me, it will
Speaker 1: be noah, okay, and then you type in hey all right,
Speaker 1: and then you there's three boxes of predictive text underneath that, right,
Speaker 1: and then you just start blindly pressing the three of
Speaker 1: them any in any order you want. It is fun.
Speaker 1: I mean, this one is not good. No, no, mine's
Speaker 1: not good. Hold on and then you see what your
Speaker 1: phone thinks you talk like, and mine is like I
Speaker 1: play this so much the other night that it kind
Speaker 1: of got fucked up. Um, so I just wanted to
Speaker 1: start over on this one. So I'm gonna start with hay,
Speaker 1: and then I'm just gonna blindly Yeah, this phone knows
Speaker 1: that I don't know a lot of words like my
Speaker 1: phone all right, So I just did it. It It goes
Speaker 1: hey day, thank you good This is gonna be sent
Speaker 1: to you. We'll just send it to me and I'll
Speaker 1: read it and then noeh, we'll have to read this. Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is this is Andrew's phone, and this is
Speaker 1: really fun to play with your friends because it sounds
Speaker 1: like a bought you hey day. Thank goodness, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you sweet for pying me to thank you for
Speaker 1: ping thank you, thank you, sweet buddy. I love you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you for bringing me up. Thank goodness for me your heart,
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Speaker 1: all my life you have so grateful too, so grateful
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Speaker 1: I think you're doing it right now with me, and
Speaker 1: you have to have a good job, and I guess
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Speaker 1: me and you have them reason man, So can I
Speaker 1: ask a question real quick? Is it racist for someone
Speaker 1: to do an impression of anime cartoons if they're a
Speaker 1: white person? Yeah, like any anime, well, anime is generally like,
Speaker 1: let's say Japanese anime in jet like doing an impression
Speaker 1: of what Japanese sounds like to an American, to an
Speaker 1: English speaking person is a white person festival for that
Speaker 1: called comic com Okay, not dressing up like it, doing
Speaker 1: the doing the voices of anime from someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: speak Japanese and kind of like, you know, freestyling Japanese.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, however, I'm not for some reason,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I played this thing last night.
Speaker 1: My friend did, and it does an impression of anime
Speaker 1: and it's so funny. And I can't share it with
Speaker 1: the world because Carlisle and Chris were like, you'll get
Speaker 1: canceled because you now I can talk about it that
Speaker 1: there's a video. It's like the fucking Apprentice tapes of Trump.
Speaker 1: Apparently there's somewhere where he like, he's not getting canceled
Speaker 1: because it's apparently there might I might have a recording
Speaker 1: of my friend doing in a perfect hilarious impression of anime.
Speaker 1: It is unreal how good it is. And I can
Speaker 1: never share it with anyone because I might get canceled,
Speaker 1: And I think, and the thing is, I said, if
Speaker 1: I don't share it because I'm like Japanese people, I
Speaker 1: don't want this can only be for my white friends.
Speaker 1: How racist is that I want to share it with
Speaker 1: the world and they don't talk. Anime people do not
Speaker 1: talk differently. I'm not making fun of Japanese people. I'm
Speaker 1: making fun of. It's not even making fun of it's
Speaker 1: just what it sounds. And if the anime was Italian,
Speaker 1: we could do that all day long. Nor would care. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: there's this guy that this is really fascinating and it
Speaker 1: kind of brings me to what I was talking about,
Speaker 1: um man who does gibberish of different languages. Let me
Speaker 1: just pull this up because this is pretty awesome. Like
Speaker 1: if someone did a Jewish cartoon, I wouldn't give a
Speaker 1: ship like at all. So this is a guy, So
Speaker 1: this is pretty good, and this is good for audio.
Speaker 1: So here we go. This is a guy that I
Speaker 1: saw on like, um, you know Instagram or something. This
Speaker 1: is what languages sounds like to foreigners. What English sounds
Speaker 1: like to non English speakers? Do celia, GiB conger, there's
Speaker 1: a terry Govan lots does decide the older guard yaps
Speaker 1: here and like, but it's next you taste ten for Labster.
Speaker 1: Were Spaniel sounds like to non Spanish speakers? That no, yeah,
Speaker 1: we Arabic sounds like to non Arabic speakers moving a
Speaker 1: little bits them that I had head? Were British people
Speaker 1: sound like to none English speakers? Sample I have a
Speaker 1: shot different? Yeah, I learned to Sandy Bridge, they well
Speaker 1: done your hand forsakites entirely the ton of chorus and
Speaker 1: the perry thanks to the disket on holiday. Old Smith
Speaker 1: said it did set them up front. The sona through
Speaker 1: lid and bra oh, love and trick died through lot
Speaker 1: for the nansbre What French sounds like to non French speakers?
Speaker 1: The three points on German sounds like to non German speakers.
Speaker 1: Finish nine and a stolen slute, bunk a log and
Speaker 1: paper I learned which Sapa even folds, and it sounds
Speaker 1: like to none and the speakers jazz voices. He is
Speaker 1: amazing what Italian sounds like non Italian speakers. Sandelino Bisami
Speaker 1: mom plastic pink to you know, fast said with Spain,
Speaker 1: Spanish sounds like to non Spanish people. Sets just look
Speaker 1: at I mean, it goes on and on. He here
Speaker 1: we go, here we go. That's what happy sounds like
Speaker 1: the non Japanese speakers, I know, sounds like to non Portuguese. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: Carlyle and Chris said that guy is Spanish, so he's
Speaker 1: allowed to do it. I just some kind of ethnicity sense.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it that white people have
Speaker 1: privileged and so we're not supposed to. But if if
Speaker 1: you are sounding like the way something sounds, when is
Speaker 1: it an impression and when is it a racial mocking?
Speaker 1: I guess if someone's offended, I would like to know.
Speaker 1: But I just I don't think Japanese people would be
Speaker 1: offended by someone doing a fake anime. That's what we
Speaker 1: gotta do. We have to you read this all the
Speaker 1: time in comments, people go, well, look at three white
Speaker 1: people talking about what a Japanese person would feel. We
Speaker 1: just got to call our Japanese friend and say, hey,
Speaker 1: is this right? But then context, like the context of
Speaker 1: that video, he's just highlighting all the different linguistic things
Speaker 1: with Okay, I get that. That's why it's not racist,
Speaker 1: and no one's calling that. Maybe one or two people might,
Speaker 1: but I didn't see any comments like that, and I
Speaker 1: read through the comments. I'm wondering if I if I
Speaker 1: were to play my white friend doing an impression of
Speaker 1: what it sounds like when she walks in and her
Speaker 1: boyfriend is watching anime and what she hears, and it's
Speaker 1: so funny. But I can't play it for people because
Speaker 1: it would be I think it's only raised when we're
Speaker 1: like talking about it this much. That's I don't think
Speaker 1: I take on it. I think you should play, but
Speaker 1: I think that, well, I I don't want to because
Speaker 1: I don't want to get cancel don't say who the
Speaker 1: friend is. Well, I don't. I could get canceled just
Speaker 1: by playing it because it's it's my audience. Before we
Speaker 1: even did this, I thought about doing that, but that's
Speaker 1: a lie and I don't lie. No, I know, I
Speaker 1: know I'm interesting context of it. I think it becomes
Speaker 1: a problem. It's about anime. It's not about it's about
Speaker 1: the style of anime more than it is about the
Speaker 1: actual Japanese language. I'll play it for us and then
Speaker 1: we'll see you take it out. How specific it is.
Speaker 1: It's just too you know what I mean, Like like
Speaker 1: if you're going like Hara, here we go. Sup. That
Speaker 1: was great? That was not racist at all because it's specific.
Speaker 1: I think at some point she does like like she
Speaker 1: did like a African Yeah, I don't know what she
Speaker 1: was doing that one tribe in the middle of it
Speaker 1: was someone knocking on the door. And that My thing
Speaker 1: is that it's specific. So like I have a joke
Speaker 1: where I make fun of one gay guy and I
Speaker 1: do his voice, and I'm not like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: like when you generalize it, then it starts becoming more
Speaker 1: racist because then you're putting everyone in the same box
Speaker 1: of the Asian. So if you're doing like, oh I
Speaker 1: eat race, you know that that kind of ship, that's racist.
Speaker 1: That's not racist to me. And I think I would
Speaker 1: say if we called any Japanese, but they would not
Speaker 1: think that's a specific thing. It was just making fun
Speaker 1: of how in Japanese stuff that there's always like a
Speaker 1: little girl and like an old man and there and
Speaker 1: then she's always making her voice it's high and I
Speaker 1: guess she could do it in English, but it just
Speaker 1: wouldn't be maybe as funny because to someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: speak Japanese, that's what it sounds like. But I think
Speaker 1: it's just and it is like talent to be a language,
Speaker 1: like not mark a language, but do a language like
Speaker 1: that guy did, like do gibberish of a language that
Speaker 1: sounds real, But it's years of white people fake Armini
Speaker 1: making fun of Asians like with and not seeing them
Speaker 1: as human like the same way as like you know,
Speaker 1: let's say you know, even if it is specific, it
Speaker 1: might be a probably like if someone did black face
Speaker 1: and then they're like, no, I just did Michael Jordan,
Speaker 1: Like I'm doing Michael Jordan's I'm not doing all. But
Speaker 1: because of the history of it, it doesn't matter if
Speaker 1: you're just doing a one person. So it depends on
Speaker 1: the history of it too, Like we don't have a
Speaker 1: history of like yes, I get that. Also, like you know,
Speaker 1: we dropped a bomb on hers, like like there's history
Speaker 1: of us like actually killing Asian people, so like that's
Speaker 1: why like if if if we dropped a bomb on
Speaker 1: Italy and then hate stuff going on constantly, And that's that.
Speaker 1: Like that, but that means said, I think they have
Speaker 1: a sense of humor and be able to laugh at it,
Speaker 1: laugh at that wonder like I hate when we like
Speaker 1: think like, oh, they couldn't have a sense of humor
Speaker 1: about Like, I think that's fucked up too. It's like
Speaker 1: they couldn't handle the jokes because Asian people will probably
Speaker 1: make fun of anime. Yeah, they probably make fun of
Speaker 1: how well. They definitely make fun of how I talk everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see an Asian person meaning I grew up
Speaker 1: in the force. I'm going to name myself. So this
Speaker 1: is Conan talking fake Armenian to another Armenian person. Yes,
Speaker 1: but that but that changes the context too because he's
Speaker 1: talking to an Armenian person. It's kind of like with
Speaker 1: Curb your Enthusiasm. Larry did a whole episode on him
Speaker 1: saying the Japanese final thought. That's what I kind of
Speaker 1: like about curb is that it addresses the thing that
Speaker 1: could get you canceled. But it's like, wait, can we
Speaker 1: ask why this would give me? Like he like goes
Speaker 1: into it, He runs into the thing that everyone's like
Speaker 1: not talking about I feel really dirty when I have
Speaker 1: a tape that I'm like playing for my white friends
Speaker 1: and I go, oh, I want to play this on
Speaker 1: my podcast and they go, no, no, no, you can't.
Speaker 1: That's just for that's just for us whitey's. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: this feels like some kind of that feels wrong to
Speaker 1: have this thing that I'm not allowed to share. But
Speaker 1: if I see what you're saying, if it were to
Speaker 1: put something out there that would make would justifies people's
Speaker 1: blind hatred towards a sub another uh sub not sub
Speaker 1: but like another people, then yeah, like it wouldn't be good.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that's what that was doing. It
Speaker 1: was just like it just sounded like the thing it
Speaker 1: was not that. Yeah, that is I could say, but
Speaker 1: it was just gibberish and you were just making fun
Speaker 1: of your doing a fake What about what that guy doing?
Speaker 1: What about a white person that grows up in Japan
Speaker 1: and has and speaks Japanese, Like like, there's what do
Speaker 1: you mean? He'll have a Japanese accent and what he's
Speaker 1: not doing gibberish Japanese, which is like kind of making
Speaker 1: it seem like it's just this goofy sounding language like
Speaker 1: we're I think that Japanese people if if some people
Speaker 1: do muck Japanese and you and do the voice like oh,
Speaker 1: it always sounds like you know, you've heard of certain
Speaker 1: languages always sounds like they're screaming. I'm not thinking about Japanese,
Speaker 1: but like certain languages, you know, um it always why
Speaker 1: are they always screaming or whatever? And it's like because
Speaker 1: that's just what it sounds like to us because we
Speaker 1: only because I speak one, I'm realizing that it's me
Speaker 1: being ignorant because I don't know this language. So are you?
Speaker 1: Just I don't like the idea of never addressing something
Speaker 1: because it's going to possibly offend someone. It's better be like, hey,
Speaker 1: does this is a thing I've noticed? Can we talk
Speaker 1: about it? And I just don't like this world of
Speaker 1: like I can only say this in in a safe
Speaker 1: space because I otherwise then that to me is racist
Speaker 1: if you're hiding in this safe spaces somehow racists because
Speaker 1: you know, there are people that say the N word
Speaker 1: in private and then they are the outside that world.
Speaker 1: They they never they never say it. Does that make
Speaker 1: it right? Because they never You should never say it ever,
Speaker 1: and if you yeah, or just be honest with yourself
Speaker 1: and then we can address it. Because if you take
Speaker 1: the things you do out in private out in public,
Speaker 1: that's where people can correct it and be like, here's
Speaker 1: why that's offensive. So I guess that's kind of what
Speaker 1: I'm asking is um explained to me why that is offensive,
Speaker 1: and I can see why it could be. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just think like with Curb and how he does it,
Speaker 1: he does it in a way though that like it's
Speaker 1: almost like a cheak code to then have laughter from
Speaker 1: racism or anti semitism with having the guys of being like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm just I'm joking about it. But he
Speaker 1: almost buffers it in a way that makes it safer
Speaker 1: for him to make that joke, which is fine, and
Speaker 1: I think it makes it more palatable and able to
Speaker 1: have a discussion rather than dude, most people could just
Speaker 1: handle the joke without it having to be like spoon
Speaker 1: fed like politely, you know what I mean. I just
Speaker 1: don't like living in a world where we have to
Speaker 1: act like we're all the same, like it's my joke
Speaker 1: about like when you see a dog with wheels for legs,
Speaker 1: you can be like, oh, my god, what happened to it?
Speaker 1: But if you see a person with a wheelchair and
Speaker 1: a wheelchair, you have to be like, I don't see it,
Speaker 1: You're nothing's different about you. It's like, yes, there is.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean you're a bad person. You speak Japanese
Speaker 1: and I don't know understand what it sounds like. But
Speaker 1: I don't think less of you because of that. But
Speaker 1: if there's a connotation that they are taking from that,
Speaker 1: or dumber people take from our talk about it like
Speaker 1: oh that makes them less, and then that's a problem
Speaker 1: if I'm like instigating that. But from where I'm coming from,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm better or less than anyone ever ever,
Speaker 1: because but black people have a different skin tone than me.
Speaker 1: For me to not acknowledge that their skin is darker
Speaker 1: and act like, no, we're all the same color, I
Speaker 1: don't see color, that is to me stupid. But that's
Speaker 1: me talking as a white person where the color of
Speaker 1: my skin doesn't affect me from you know, in my
Speaker 1: day to day life, so obviously I don't. I'm I
Speaker 1: realize that I'm talking from a you know, an ignorant perspective,
Speaker 1: But I don't think the solution is acting like things
Speaker 1: aren't there, or that some things don't sound different or
Speaker 1: funny to me because they're different. And I think it
Speaker 1: is hilarious to hear what like white people said, or
Speaker 1: you know, not white people, but like English speaking you know,
Speaker 1: or yeah, like what English speaking people sound to people
Speaker 1: who don't speak English. I think it's funny. I think
Speaker 1: it's growing up because radiculous. I think it depends how
Speaker 1: you to what you said. It's like, how how do
Speaker 1: you grow up? How many actual like black people have
Speaker 1: you been around? How many Asian people have you actually
Speaker 1: been around? If you're just kind of going off generalization,
Speaker 1: but I haven't been around that many Japanese people. So
Speaker 1: am I not allow to have an opinion of someone
Speaker 1: who as someone who has not been around the Japanese
Speaker 1: culture in a real way, I'm not allowed to say
Speaker 1: that based on my lack of experience around Japanese culture,
Speaker 1: this is what it sounds like to me. Isn't that
Speaker 1: okay to say? Yeah? It should be? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: so I'm just saying to that I'm acknowledging I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. So as someone who doesn't
Speaker 1: know what they're talking about, this is what it sounds
Speaker 1: like to me. That doesn't mean I think I'm better
Speaker 1: than anyone. That's the thing. It's like, just because you don't,
Speaker 1: I can't help that. I haven't. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: I can't help it. I could expose myself to more
Speaker 1: and I'll get on that. But then then, okay, if
Speaker 1: I'm spending time spending time around Japanese culture, I'm star
Speaker 1: spending time around Chinese culture, and so now I can't
Speaker 1: comment on Chinese culture because I haven't spend a lot
Speaker 1: time around them. Like you could have no opinion about
Speaker 1: something that you haven't experienced their experience. But what if
Speaker 1: you acknowledge that you have it, and you're coming at
Speaker 1: it as a dumb person, then can't you comment on things?
Speaker 1: I think you can. I'm just saying that these are
Speaker 1: to common arguments that like, you know, I'm not like
Speaker 1: I do get like I grew up like I didn't
Speaker 1: know that many Asian people. I remember being in New
Speaker 1: York and working at a place and this Asian guy
Speaker 1: came up and he had a either a Southern accent
Speaker 1: or like a New York accent, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is like, because you know, sometimes if it's just
Speaker 1: first generation. They actually almost they sound similar to their
Speaker 1: parents or they just don't have an accent at all,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wow, this is new and like that
Speaker 1: just shows me how Like yeah, because you were dumb,
Speaker 1: dumb who thought that every Asian person should sound the
Speaker 1: same because you didn't have that much exposure. I know
Speaker 1: you can, but you can admit that you're dumb an't
Speaker 1: experienced it, but would say you don't have a right
Speaker 1: to say anything because you're dumb. And it's like, well
Speaker 1: that's stupid, because well, I don't know if it's so
Speaker 1: much dumb, it's just not being exposed. Well yeah, like ignorant, Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. I am dumb, but
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. I'm just I'm all I'm
Speaker 1: saying though, is like let's say the problem is is
Speaker 1: that take that person that's never heard of New York
Speaker 1: accent or like seeing Asian people outside of like as
Speaker 1: a as a group. Like you know some guy in
Speaker 1: Nebraska who then he talked, Oh they talked like ching chong,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. Fun that guy and that's the guy
Speaker 1: is not saying as someone who doesn't know anything, it
Speaker 1: all sounds like that, but then if you played the animazing,
Speaker 1: they all sound like that guy. And now we're also
Speaker 1: saying that another thing that Neska out with it might
Speaker 1: be racist. But if he hears it cloaked within all
Speaker 1: of this bullshit not bullshit, but like you know, the
Speaker 1: way we're examining it, maybe he will open his eyes
Speaker 1: to the fact that, oh he's dumb. So like if
Speaker 1: that is just a clip that's in a vacuum, that's like,
Speaker 1: this is what animal sounds like, maybe it could help
Speaker 1: him hate people that are different than him more. But
Speaker 1: I just don't think that the solution is not ever
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Talking about it because languages that
Speaker 1: aren't your own sound funny when they aren't your own,
Speaker 1: they just do whether it's English, whether it's hilarious, that's racist.
Speaker 1: And I were canceled towards people that have been an accident.
Speaker 1: I don't know many, but yes, no, I just I
Speaker 1: think what happens though, it's like when jokes like edgy
Speaker 1: jokes or whatever, where it's like, no, they know I'm joking,
Speaker 1: but then it just to the actual racist person, it
Speaker 1: just solidifies their point and that oh, this comic they
Speaker 1: don't understand the new that's why you have to couch
Speaker 1: it with trying to have an intellectual to gussion about
Speaker 1: the meaning of these things and where it actually comes from.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, not someone whose anti woke culture.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll apologize for this if an offense someone
Speaker 1: I would like, I'm saying this because I would like
Speaker 1: people to inform me of whether or not it is
Speaker 1: wrong to have had this discussion played this if you
Speaker 1: couch your opinion about another culture that you have myopically
Speaker 1: because you're you acknowledge that you don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about, and you see a stereotype and you want
Speaker 1: to acknowledge, like, hey, it's come to my conclusion that
Speaker 1: most of the people that I see do this thing,
Speaker 1: and you couch it with. But I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about because I've never been to this country
Speaker 1: and I've never really been. Does that are you allowed
Speaker 1: to say that I don't know. It's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking. Yeah, I don't mean to be mean,
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be racist, but no, but I'm asking.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm just saying, that's what happens. Why sometimes
Speaker 1: stereotypes are sometimes white people don't know how to dance,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, sometimes stereotypes are right,
Speaker 1: white white stereotypes happen. I don't, Yeah, I don't, but
Speaker 1: I understand that you can make stereotypes about white people
Speaker 1: because white people haven't been persecuted in the way that
Speaker 1: other cultures have. So it's different to be like, I
Speaker 1: don't think it helps your point. Like I when people
Speaker 1: do that and then they're like, well, you can't be
Speaker 1: racist towards white people, but then they do the same thing.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, we're allowed to do that towards white people.
Speaker 1: That doesn't help your point to me, what do you mean,
Speaker 1: Like people will go, you know, they'll make oh, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I went and bought some stuff from the gap,
Speaker 1: and they're like making fun of how white people talk,
Speaker 1: and they're like, you know, we're allowed to do that
Speaker 1: because it's not racist towards white people. But you're just
Speaker 1: I don't just said that to me that because you
Speaker 1: said that because in the past Americans have we dropped
Speaker 1: the bomb, we like, we targeted, They've been uh, you know,
Speaker 1: victimized by us in the past, whereas white people I'm saying,
Speaker 1: we they we don't come with that context underneath it.
Speaker 1: I get that, but I don't think it helps your
Speaker 1: argument as someone that's a minority or whatever to then
Speaker 1: make fun of white people will be like, well, we
Speaker 1: get to do it. You don't get to do it,
Speaker 1: because then that's going to make the white person want
Speaker 1: to do it either more or I don't think that
Speaker 1: helps your point. But as a white person, of course
Speaker 1: you feel that way. Well, I'm Jewish, always got that. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have to go. Uh that's the reason why my
Speaker 1: family we figured everything out today. And thank you for
Speaker 1: being here, Carlile. Tomorrow we're gonna have a special all
Speaker 1: Fan Trax episode to close this out for the week. Um,
Speaker 1: don't be and mine