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Speaker 1: The Nicklaser Post. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Nicky Gleaser Podcast. I'm here with Andrew Colin Carlile.

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Speaker 1: Four starts Wednesday. Andrew spinning the ball like a globe

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Speaker 1: drop left spot. You got a tennis racket. There, you

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Speaker 1: got a basketball, a little new put up behind you.

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Speaker 1: It's going to change everything, not at all. Actually, is

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Speaker 1: that your real license plate? Is that your real No?

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Speaker 1: He bought it offline? Okay, black market? Uh wait a second,

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Speaker 1: this putter? Can I guess the price? Three seventy six.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about it, honestly, I can't just

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Speaker 1: come on no, because wait, what kind of I never

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Speaker 1: asked for a raise, You'll say, I beat you plenty.

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Speaker 1: That's what's um, what's the what's the brand? What's the

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Speaker 1: special about it? And Scotty Cameron? Uh you know that

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Speaker 1: because you know we did. They actually gave me one,

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Speaker 1: but it wasn't like this. This is a mallet putter,

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Speaker 1: which is a straight back, straightforward putter. Uh, it's a legend.

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Speaker 1: It's uh, it's it's top of the line. It's new.

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Speaker 1: Um kind of like a futuristic feel with a traditional touch,

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Speaker 1: and it's about four exactly. Got no, this is the thing,

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Speaker 1: all right, it's gonna change every My bag is complete.

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Speaker 1: Now those little lighthouses don't stand a chance with those

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Speaker 1: little twirling uh what are they called. Yeah, that alligator

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Speaker 1: that clumps down his mouth up and down and he

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Speaker 1: has a little hole in his mouth and you try

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Speaker 1: to get it in fighting an alligator. You know how

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Speaker 1: easy it is on the course. Those little hounds that

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Speaker 1: are on the sides that kind of make it so

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Speaker 1: it goes like whoo whoop when you do it. All

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Speaker 1: those all those men that are on those like first dates,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna fucking get hard and they're gonna come. They're

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Speaker 1: gonna pre ejaculate just looking at your putter before their

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Speaker 1: date ends. Just sort of think of other things that

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Speaker 1: happened on a pop up course, those families on vacation

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Speaker 1: in Branson, or the one cool kid that that hits

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Speaker 1: it like it's like a driver and it goes into

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Speaker 1: the water. Oh my god, that guy is so sexually frustrated.

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Speaker 1: He's the one that like doesn't have a girl with

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Speaker 1: him and he's like piste off, you know, like the

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Speaker 1: kid in your group that he causes may Yeah, has

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Speaker 1: you know, punches things and it's just jumping off things.

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Speaker 1: Is like the jackass of the group. It's always the

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Speaker 1: guy that's like not getting laid. It's the fifth wheel.

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Speaker 1: It's the guy that's like, fine, I'll come to dinner,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna put some straws in my nostrils. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And everyone goes like, I love you. He's the best.

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Speaker 1: He's like my little brother. Oh you're cute. He's really cute.

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Speaker 1: That's what girls would describe me when I was so smarty.

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Speaker 1: Oh Andrew, You're so cute. And I'm like, fuck you man,

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Speaker 1: I'm sucking. I'm a Rott Wilder. You know. I have

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Speaker 1: the biggest crush on that I can't handle it. Um know,

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Speaker 1: who is so cute? And I'm wondering, like would I

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Speaker 1: I want to go for this type of guy, Like

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Speaker 1: I mean, I I have a boyfriend right now, but like,

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Speaker 1: well he's it's not he hasn't asked me to. You're

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Speaker 1: just throwing it out there. I mean I always do

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Speaker 1: this and that's how we end up together. I mean

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Speaker 1: it's Carlisle. This morning was like the one that he's

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend. It's like that is your boys. Stop with

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Speaker 1: this yeah, he definitely is. He is for sure. I mean,

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Speaker 1: has to be the one to ask me this time.

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Speaker 1: So I guess I shouldn't be saying it. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: should go to put where he becomes official. That's where

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Speaker 1: her boy asked you to go out on the fifth

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Speaker 1: holes like, let me help you with your stroke and

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Speaker 1: also will you be my forever? And then you don't

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Speaker 1: talk the rest of the day. You just tell you

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Speaker 1: on athletic and that you're breeding. Did you never really

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Speaker 1: like ask? I mean, did you full out ask? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got I pretended to get on a knee on

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Speaker 1: the beach in Florida. And that's not a fun joke apparently.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's so annoying. You really did that and

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Speaker 1: it was Christmas, Andrew, I'm Jewish? Oh that was what

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Speaker 1: did she do? You really never talking to me about that?

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Speaker 1: How did you do it? I don't understand, Like it

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Speaker 1: was just like a joke. I wouldn't get fully on

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Speaker 1: my whole family was. I know, it's funny, like they're filming.

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Speaker 1: Chris and I always used to do photo photos where

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Speaker 1: we would be um, like at a wedding where you

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Speaker 1: have like a you know, like you a photo booth

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Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, and we would do a series

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Speaker 1: and then he find and then he comes up and

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Speaker 1: he finds a nickel and he's like, yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: like be sad at a wedding. That's actually really good,

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Speaker 1: I know, but a good way of getting like if

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Speaker 1: you don't want to, if you have no friends that

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Speaker 1: can take the photo, go to a photo booth. If

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get engaged, you know what I mean, because

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Speaker 1: you always want it like oh yeah, that's you know,

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Speaker 1: we've talked about that before. What were you saying about

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend before we got oh, oh, the guy that

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Speaker 1: I'm like adorable it's a character on a show. Well,

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Speaker 1: you're famous for liking a guy from Veep and he's

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Speaker 1: this is the opposite of the guy from watching We're

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Speaker 1: watching After Life. Have you seen After Life? It's so good,

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Speaker 1: so much. We're watching there. I think we're on the

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Speaker 1: second season now, but we've watched it all and like

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Speaker 1: where his wife? Yeah, the second season is that where

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Speaker 1: he goes a flashback he gives his life to a heroine.

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Speaker 1: Oh you like his friend that lives in the garage.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, yes, he's so cute. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I can't I got it. He's like, um, he's just

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Speaker 1: like he's just struggling to be a good husband and

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Speaker 1: like he's so sincere and he's sweet. He's he's his

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Speaker 1: brother in law, you know, like and he's he's the boss.

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Speaker 1: Let me let him up. How old is he? I

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Speaker 1: have no idea. I mean I haven't like this isn't

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Speaker 1: but I am like, oh my god, like he's he's

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Speaker 1: he's my first like celebrity crush or like not even

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Speaker 1: so sweet and sincere. His name is Tom Boston. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Tom Boston. He kind of looks like an ugly gosling. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't, yeah, kind of yeah, like like Goslin, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it together. It's like Gosling's brother who became a professor.

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Speaker 1: He's just a door. I think it's that just role

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Speaker 1: like a sexual dynamo. But like, um, he also seems

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Speaker 1: like teach, right, And I think that my quasi boyfriend

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Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, way cuter than that guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh I know, I mean the guy. That guy's not

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Speaker 1: it's not even the guy's looks so much as the

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Speaker 1: the Office when I was like, yeah, it's the same

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Speaker 1: kind of thing. The Taylor Swift of crushes like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're right, I mean, when will he get with It's

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Speaker 1: always the struggling guy that girls are like, he would

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Speaker 1: than like three months in he's like not cleaning up,

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Speaker 1: think he's he's one of those guys that thinks he's

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Speaker 1: funny but isn't. Was like terrible, he got like Jack,

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Speaker 1: want his character, oh to do that stupid Christian. He's hilarious,

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Speaker 1: and we can't remember. Um. Yeah, it's Galaxy's Galaxy Guardians.

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Speaker 1: He's friends with the Raccoon. He's the really jack guy.

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Speaker 1: Everyone knows who we're talking about? What's his name? Parks

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Speaker 1: and Rah, Chris Pratt, Yeah, Pratt, Chris Pratt. What. My

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Speaker 1: a huge star. Yeah. People always friends, it's responsible. It's funny.

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Speaker 1: love with, because what made you have a crush on him? Though? Um? Who? Oh?

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Speaker 1: And I loved Chris Pratt's character and parts and wreck,

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Speaker 1: go see them go to couples therapy, like that's not fun. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: even that that conversations of a marriage? What was that

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Speaker 1: just like won't they won't they won't they show? I

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Speaker 1: watching in terms of like relationships, because I just think

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Speaker 1: that I'm mom com, like my life is a rom com,

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Speaker 1: and as soon as it gets stable, I try to

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Speaker 1: destabilize it so that I'm pining and that I'm chasing

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Speaker 1: someone or someone's chasing me, or like it's will we

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Speaker 1: the I love a crush, you love a montage of

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Speaker 1: and then once he gets there, you're like it's never

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Speaker 1: And then I'm just like in the same way. I mean,

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Speaker 1: everything he can to get to her. Once they're together,

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Speaker 1: they finally found did you have characters? Though? Did you

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Speaker 1: like crushes on characters? And then you look up the

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Speaker 1: actor and you're like, no things, you hung out and

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Speaker 1: radio station or something. Yeah, they're all still like working.

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Speaker 1: Kennedy seen the documentary on HBO Max about Woodstock and

424
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: it's talking about how it was the clash of like

425
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: whenever MTV became before the young people, like all of

426
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: a sudden, it was Britney Spears and Battree Boys, but

427
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: at the exact same time you had like Corn and

428
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: Limb Biscuit and it was kind of like a battle

429
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: for who was going to take over MTV. And that's

430
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: why wood Stock like at some point the MTV VJs

431
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: just had to be like bust out because people were

432
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: throwing trash at them and being like you Like they

433
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: had this hilarious shot of Carson Daily trying to cover

434
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: Woodstock and he was just like, okay, we're here at Woodstock,

435
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: and like all the Corn fans were throwing like trash

436
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: at him and then they ended up just burning it down.

437
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 1: No original firefast Noah started it? Did you go Noah? No?

438
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: I was. I think I was too young for that.

439
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: The other night, we were trying to look for a

440
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 1: documentary to watch. Carlo and I have different tastes and

441
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: TV for sure, we really we We ended up watching

442
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,119
Speaker 1: Afterlife and we both love it. But we started out

443
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to watch Icarus. Have you seen that? Yeah,

444
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: we were talking about Okay, I don't still don't know

445
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: what that is. Do you watch Yellow Jackets? No, it's

446
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 1: too suspenseful. I don't need to be suspended. I watched

447
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 1: two episodes last night. It's a lot. It's a lot, right, Yeah,

448
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: it's fun. It's a lot. Is it funny? There's some

449
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,239
Speaker 1: comical parts to it because it's so a lot, if

450
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: that makes sense? Are there yellow? Do they wear there?

451
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 1: That's the soccer team? I know, but like, are they're

452
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: like sports? Where is it like black and yellow? Black

453
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,719
Speaker 1: and yellow might be blue and yellow for some reason?

454
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: Is it like is a part of it though, like

455
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: they all wear their like jackets? No, they just start

456
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: out as a soccer team then and then you know,

457
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: the plane crashes. So why yellow jackets of okay, okay,

458
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: and that's what they have to eat. They eat bees

459
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: to say alive, no, but bees. It reminded me of

460
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: that's the spinoff man. The drummer quit bit by bees

461
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: and he went into a side project. I read about that, Yeah,

462
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: I know, and he died at with sto of burning

463
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: trash choke on Carson Daily sideburns. Remember sideburns were so

464
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 1: big that brand tips tips were big. Yeah, I did.

465
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: He put out the fires with his frosted that's invented. Wait, okay,

466
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: I just have to say there was this plane crash

467
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: um kind of when we were traveling, me and a meal.

468
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: I was showing you guys because the meals uh interested

469
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: in morbidity as well, Like he's a nine eleven head,

470
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: but he likes to look at like this, the sadness

471
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: of it and like how insane it was. And like

472
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: whenever I see like some footage of like there's a

473
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: woman in the they just discovered this really scary thing,

474
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: or like someone on the phone like crying, I always

475
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: send it to him to be like, isn't this funked up?

476
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: So when we were traveling, there was this plane crash

477
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: of this um famous I think Brazilian singer pop star,

478
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: and they showed her plane record. Um, I forget her name.

479
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: It's sad that I forget her name. But she's really really,

480
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: I mean, had millions and millions of followers, and she

481
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: had put out this Instagram story right before she crashed

482
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,959
Speaker 1: of her walking on the plane and being like, oh,

483
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm on a diet and like I have to eat

484
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: like this now. And she's like on the plane eating

485
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: and she has this black and white checker jumpsuit. Like

486
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: the whole thing that she's wearing it's very you know,

487
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: a discernible fabric. And then they show the plane wreckage

488
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: and you can't see bodies, but you can see the

489
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: checker jumpsuit like within the rubble, like you can just see. Immediately,

490
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:15,719
Speaker 1: I go, that's cute. Yeah, want to the original one.

491
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: They were like, it's kind of bloodstained and has fragments

492
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: of bone and get it out plane blood stained performed.

493
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: Wait so then yeah, so you saw this. So I

494
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: said to myself, Okay, I never want to be discernible

495
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: in a plane wreck, like if I ever die so

496
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: on planes, I never want to wear something that is

497
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: like so vividly bright. You wear gray leather, now, Loo,

498
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: that's where I always wear. Um, right to think of, like, yeah,

499
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: maroon canvas to look like a suitcase. Um, why do

500
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: you want to? Because I don't want people because I

501
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: look at this wreckage like I look at car cry.

502
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm more, but I just like

503
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: seeing the aftermath when it's like, oh my god, it's

504
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: like a person kind of exploded. I know that's gross,

505
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: and I don't really want to see them. I don't

506
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: want to see it happened. I want to see the aftermath.

507
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It just well, it's like the show,

508
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: which I'm surprised I hated that because I don't want

509
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: to see. We don't want to talk about what that's

510
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: about anyway, even though the opening scene is literally what

511
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: the thing? I'm avoiding people, but people just gotta watch.

512
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: That's so when we were boarding the plane, a Meal

513
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: was wearing the same kind of checkered like hounds tooth

514
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: black and white like remember that jacket he had, and

515
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, you've got to take that off

516
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: because of what ifs, And so we put it in

517
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: the above and so now it's like a new ritual

518
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: for me. If I'm wearing something discernible, I have to

519
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: put it away from me. And then I convinced myself

520
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: the plane won't crash, and I never take a picture

521
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: of myself flying private, like where I'm like posing in

522
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: front of the plane, because that's always can be used

523
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: against me, to be like she thought she was so

524
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: cool and then she Yeah, it doesn't look good to

525
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: brag about the thing that killed you, for sure. You

526
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: know when someone's like, oh, like they're doing shots and

527
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: then they get they get into a car crash where

528
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: they kill someone, and you're like, well, that's a different thing.

529
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: You could die in so many ways. It's like you

530
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: should never take a photo again. You know. It's like, oh,

531
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: it's always you died before doing this, you know, Like, yeah,

532
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: it's like that Mitch Hedburgh joke where he's like when

533
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: people say, like, this is a picture of me when

534
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: I was young. Every picture this is a this is

535
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: a picture of me. Every picture of you is an

536
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: old picture of you. I mean, Mitch Heedburg, it's so

537
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: fun to just read his quotes. We gotta get to

538
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: the news, but if you want to have a fun

539
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: little day, just um read his jokes, pull up like

540
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: a Mitch Hedburg quotes web page and just read it's

541
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: so fun. All right, what you gotta enters? You haven't

542
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: heard it here second, I'll tell you that this is

543
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: the first time you're gonna hear it. There's no way

544
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: in hell you heard it anywhere else. I have all

545
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: the sweats out there. It is Wednesday, so you all

546
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: know what that means. It is researches, research, research, Is

547
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: that the chair the chair, or it's a great excuse

548
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: for no one will ever know. Yeah, this chair smells.

549
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: Research finds that watching twenty four point five hours of

550
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: TV a week or three point five hours a day

551
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: can increase your risk of developing dementia. Team concluded that

552
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: watching television itself may not be damaging to the brain. Instead,

553
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: a high amount of hours spend in front of a

554
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: TV creates long periods of s sententary behavior that passively

555
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: distracts the brain and prevent people from engaging in other

556
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: stimulating activities. Yeah, our phone is going to find watching

557
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: the TV. What if you're watching the TV on your phone? Oh,

558
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: that's a good point. I don't I don't even get

559
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: close to three and a half hours on our phone.

560
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm reading on my phone. I'm actually

561
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm constantly reading on my phone if I'm

562
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: a dance No, I don't go on Instagram ever to

563
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: just like scroll. I probably look at six things and

564
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: then I just post like it's rare or we're supposed

565
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: to do post and get out of there. That's the

566
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: healthy way. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like three

567
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: and a half hours, especially during COVID, everyone's gonna have dementia. Yeah,

568
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: I mean read it is where I spend most of

569
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: my time, and that is a little bit of doom

570
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: scrolling of just like it's endless and I can't get

571
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: out of it. Sometimes where I'm like, oh, this is

572
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: like TikTok, but it's always before bed and so my

573
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: sleep interrupts it. But they're TikTok. When people are on

574
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: it during the day, you can just keep going because

575
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: you're still awake. But I do feel like you could

576
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: have a different kind of reading, Like there's there's numb

577
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: reading to like like watching a reality show first, watching

578
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: like something that you're actually interested in, as opposed to

579
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: reading read it, which is just like kind of like

580
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: a well I read it I get actual information, and

581
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: it's like I feel like Reddit to me, and I

582
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: don't know that it's like this way for everyone. Yes,

583
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: they're dumb pictures and there's dumb memes and stuff, but

584
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: I actually like it because it's informative and it like reading,

585
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: you know when they say you should read fiction because

586
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: you get to like experience someone else's life and like

587
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: inside someone's brain. And I think a lot of Reddit

588
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: as people like commenting about their lives and like sharing

589
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: their experiences, and so I get to I feel like

590
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: I learned a lot. But every baby, like a woman

591
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: that like watch soaps like during the day, they're all

592
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: gonna have dementia. Then, like plenty of people have watched

593
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: that much television that is from that generation, so scared

594
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: of dementia. But it's going to get us all because

595
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: we're living so much longer. Not if you do puzzles. Puzzles,

596
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: you guys say, that's what hell they say, But I

597
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 1: feel like that's been disproven that puzzles. You heard that

598
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: on the Tender Bar the other night, and that was

599
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: from the seventies scene. That's like, this is where I

600
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: get all my news from. Um No, there's this new

601
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: game called wordle It's so freaking fun and um there's

602
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 1: only one a day and this guy like made it

603
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: for his wife. It's not an app either. You go

604
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: to just google wordle, um you'll see it's a word game.

605
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: But it's really fun and you can only do one

606
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: puzzle a day puzzle. And I also do crossword puzzles

607
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: and that that's mindless too, by the way. I mean,

608
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: it makes you feel smart, like oh, and you're thinking

609
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: of words, you're you know, analyzing things. But man, I

610
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: used to be addicted to crossrood puzzles and play for

611
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 1: three hours a day and that, and I wasn't accomplishing anything.

612
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: I wasn't really a hard one. No, I've gotten through this,

613
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: I've done the Saturday, I've gotten Monday through Saturday. But

614
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm right now I'm so you lose it, you know.

615
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: But when I was doing three hours a day, I

616
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: got to the Saturday and I felt accomplished and then

617
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: um no, right now, I can probably get through Wednesday.

618
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: But that's that would be if you would feel like

619
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: you would on you have a limited amount of words though,

620
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: like that just because you're doing it enough. There are

621
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: so many words dude, so many I'm so bad at

622
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: those times about knowing words. It's about knowing how crossword

623
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: puzzles can trick you, like how it's it's knowing the

624
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 1: crossword ease. You know what I'm good at finding the

625
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: word inside letters. That is the dumbest word searches. Those

626
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 1: are so those are wonder if that's going to help

627
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: you with Oh yeah, I don't understand when there are

628
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: sees was in a cross word, but it wasn't a crossword.

629
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Speaker 1: The Glazer, the famous Glazer comedian, Famous Glazer, Yeah Glazer

630
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: of stand up comedy, trying to thank you. Else it

631
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Speaker 1: could have been a Lana, but it was s e Er,

632
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: not z or John Glazer, but it was you know,

633
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: five five letters. Know the K is matched up with

634
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: something else the other? Okay, alright. About forty four percent

635
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: of couples say sharing a bed made them question their relationship.

636
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: Are you afraid of moving in with someone because you

637
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: have to share a bed all the time? No? I

638
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: like going to sleep next to someone, no matter who

639
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: it is. Anything. No. Actually, Kirsten staying here was awesome,

640
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: and I like sharing a bed with her. Um, you know,

641
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: I enjoy both. But I think that having a king

642
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: size bed would yes, negate that I think the queen

643
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: size bed is too small for two people. You're gonna

644
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: end up touching way too small bed, literally, like I've

645
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: never had that much space, even in my own bed.

646
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: When you were in your queen bed, did you sleep

647
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: in the middle or did you say to the side side.

648
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: I only use a twin size bed chunk of my bed.

649
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: And I like sleeping in a little bed by myself.

650
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: Is that weird? Like I really enjoy it. Well, I

651
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: like sleeping in a little coach seat in the back

652
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: of a plane. That's like my best sleep sometimes too,

653
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: So I get it um um because it reminds you

654
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: of the one that dad when I go home, I

655
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: have a freaking twin bed. That's what they got for me.

656
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: I think it's you associated with being home. Yes, and

657
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: I made a kid because I roll off like I

658
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: don't know what's happening. But in my queen bed with

659
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: my boyfriend, I still sleeping like the crack in between

660
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: the wall and trying to roll off from there too,

661
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: but the wall stop. You could talk. Well, she grew

662
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: up without walls. She grew up in a twin bed

663
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: inside of Ford. You just put her last name to that.

664
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: He got her name. Her mom looked, she got her

665
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: last name. They pick they picked their last names out

666
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: in the South. Yeah, they pick it out by looking

667
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: at things. That's Dave Tree, Jim Bush. You see it

668
00:37:53,719 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: at a beer la beer came, what's your daddy? A

669
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: beer can? About got sex in the king's size bed?

670
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: And like, is it less often because it's all the

671
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: way across and is there cuddling that happens in the

672
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: king's eye bed? Like what is it great for a relationship?

673
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 1: Do you recommend it? Do you have a big kitting

674
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: size comforter? Uh, we do have a big We got

675
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: all the big things. We got big. You know, kings

676
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 1: have their own pillows. I learned that that seems stupid.

677
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,959
Speaker 1: It has to cover the whole thing if you're making

678
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: a bed exactly, because it looks weird if it's three

679
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: with one coming off the side. So anyways, yeah, it

680
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: makes cuddling a choice. So then therefore it's like more

681
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: romantic or like it means more because you have to

682
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: travel of size beds don't like make you cuddle though,

683
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: I know, but but I know you have to buy

684
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: like a ticket to get over it. Hasten. Yeah, you

685
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: gotta get a europath path path train. Um see dead people.

686
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Okay, So and if you're going

687
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: to fight, a quick king sized bed is great because

688
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: it can create like you don't have to touch the

689
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: person and can your bed will you feel the other

690
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: person move? No, not on this bed. It's unbelieving, like

691
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: you really you're just in your own world. Um, but

692
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: I do think, yeah, I think it can cause you

693
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,479
Speaker 1: not to cuddle and cause you to like almost feel

694
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: like are we even dating because I didn't even touch

695
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: you last night at all? Uh sex. Um, I do

696
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: think it probably does hinder like you have to like

697
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: instigate more. So maybe there's more pressure to meet like

698
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: meet up. You text her it was like, hey, you

699
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: want to meet the of the dinner on a long table. Yeah,

700
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: be like you gotta play telephone just to funk your girlfriend?

701
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: Will you tell my girlfriend? I want to to the

702
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: queen pillow? The bed bug has to travel across ag

703
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: that's what bug are. I just give her a cup.

704
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: I give her a cup with a long string. I'm like, hey,

705
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: I want to go down on you. She's like, what

706
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: you want to put in there is less stress though

707
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: if you have to get up in the middle of

708
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,439
Speaker 1: the night, so then you don't feel like you're gonna

709
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: wake them. That's another great thing. And you could be

710
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: on your phone and you can be clearly five ft

711
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: away from them, and like also social distancing. You don't

712
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: give them COVID or herpes, you know, no, but no,

713
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: but like being on your phone, which I think causes

714
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: a ton of stress for me. We've talked about this

715
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: before about if someone's sleeping, it's two in the morning,

716
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: you can't sleep, what do you do? What do you

717
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: do when you can't sleep? And it's go on my

718
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: phone because their eyes are closed, but you don't think

719
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: the light is gonna do Yeah, I put it dim

720
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: and I put my headphones on if I need to

721
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: listen to something. It's never an issue really, And I'm

722
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: not swiping like on my phone. I'm not like like

723
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: shaking the bet. It's just like you would never be

724
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: able to tell. That's a good point. I think you

725
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: feel constantly guilty about being on your phone, like like

726
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 1: you're doing something the faious. But why would you wake

727
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: them if you just get your phone and go like this,

728
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. Also watching TV? Do you put the

729
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: TV on? That's another TV in my butt room? But

730
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,720
Speaker 1: do you carlin, No, I cannot sleep with any noise.

731
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: I have to have a white noise on, so that

732
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: would totally bug me. But if you wake up in

733
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: the middle of night, you're never stressed that you're gonna

734
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: wake up your partner. There's not I have to literally

735
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: jump over him to go to the bathroom. Why don't

736
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: you pull your bed away from the wall so you

737
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: could get up? Does she wake up really easily? Is

738
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: that the thing? No, well not really. She just has

739
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: to wake up earlier than me, And I think that's

740
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: another stress. Yeah. I just I'd never worry about people

741
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: waking me up because I can get right back to

742
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: sleep if I'm tired, and and if and Chris, like

743
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 1: he is, sleeps so heavy, and if he does wake up,

744
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: he's just like and he just like leans over and

745
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: puts his face out and we just like kiss and

746
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 1: then he just goes back to sleep. That's really cute.

747
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: They'll just like wake up and oh, and I'm just like,

748
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: it's so cute some kind of purposely wake up up. Yeah,

749
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: that's what I got to say. I love you. It's

750
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: the first time. God, he's so cute when he's asleep

751
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: and when he's like waking up, he's just like a

752
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: little little baby. I just love, like a sleepy boy

753
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: who's just like, oh, like I'm a little like they're

754
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: kind of like puffy and they're like baby, I love it.

755
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: Their hair is like just like a little bit disheveled,

756
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: and they're just they're just so vulnerable, just like oh,

757
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: and they're kind of like I don't know, it's like

758
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 1: you like when they're sick. It's this, Yeah, they're vulnerable,

759
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: and they're just sweet. They're so sweet. They're like little babies. Um, okay,

760
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: do you have another news story or do we gotta

761
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: go to break see? Oh yeah, let's got a break

762
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: and then let's come back with why Do I Care?

763
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 1: And I'll share my own headlines. All right, we're back

764
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: from break and um we're gonna do Why do I Care?

765
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Well? I care because this is

766
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: about me. Um My sister sent me this. A lot

767
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: of people have asked about this as well. Um a

768
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 1: lot of fans. Someone just sent into the show something

769
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: about this. Um My sister caught it. I guess, she

770
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 1: said some. I don't know where she was, but is

771
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: this her house? Oh yeah, it is her house. Okay,

772
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: So this is on Bravo on Watch What Happens Live.

773
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: Carl Radkey from Summer House was playing the game with

774
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: Andy Cohen where it's like you tell the truth or

775
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: a lie and then Andy has to guess whether it's

776
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: a liar truth and this is Carl's. Carl was once

777
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: a game on My Navy. Schumer during her sending at

778
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 1: a comedy show Flood Razor, and she gave him her

779
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: number of the show. Okay, now, Amy is a huge

780
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: Crabo fan. Um then told us how can I say

781
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: it's true? I haven't heard the story and say it's false?

782
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: Okay Glazer he hits him on the head because it's

783
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: actually Dicky Glazer and hit him on the head. Yeah.

784
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: So he says that Amy Schumer wants hit on me

785
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: at a charity show and gave me her number, and

786
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: then um, they all say false and it was false,

787
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: and he goes it was false. It was Nicky Glazer

788
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, I didn't I met Carl

789
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: at that some show. You were there? It was the

790
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: show where they brought on an f boy, right, Yes,

791
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: it was what's her name show? Yes, and um, what's

792
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: her name Mary, Mary Beth Brown, Beth Brown, Yes, Um,

793
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: it was that her show. And they brought an f boy.

794
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: He was the f boy of the show. And it

795
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, funck Boy Revival or something, that's the

796
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: name of it. And I did a stand upset and

797
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: I saw him backstage. He's very handsome, very tall, and

798
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: I had no idea who he was. It was the

799
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: first name met Hannah Burner too. I had no idea

800
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: who she was, and um, I've never seen somewhere else.

801
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: And he was just he he seemed excited, he knew

802
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 1: who I was. He seemed excited to meet me. He

803
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: was like really smiling and nice and like focused on

804
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: talking to me and like like he was just I

805
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 1: was just like, who is this handsome guy was like,

806
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: seems to be into me. I was thrilled by it.

807
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: And then um, and then I saw him be the

808
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: funk boy and I was kind of like mm hmm,

809
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: but still was like he he just seemed to like

810
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 1: I was like, I stand by it. He was charming

811
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: and I but then I wrote to Carl and I go,

812
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: I could not give you my note. I would never do.

813
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: I remember when I give people my number, and he

814
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: wrote back, Um what did he right back to me?

815
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: He goes, I said you Carl, Carl Rodky Okay, I said,

816
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: I didn't give you my number. If I did, you

817
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: asked for it, he said, L O L. I asked

818
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: you to autograph the set list, and then I wrote

819
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: on the set list my number. So I did. And

820
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: that does seem like a move I would make. So

821
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: I didn't remember it, but um, yeah, I think he

822
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: texted me. That's why we have each other's numbers. I think, Um,

823
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: he never like asked me out or anything. But um,

824
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: thank god, because I soon realized he's you know, he

825
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: drank a lot and I was at a point in

826
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: my life where I didn't drink. It's both true, like

827
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: you did give him your number, but the circumstances are

828
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: like he asked for your autograph. Wasn't hitting on him?

829
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: I was. He was the one that came up to me.

830
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: And if I don't know, I'm flattered if someone thinks

831
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: I was hitting on him. I'm usually terrible at that.

832
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 1: But it was nice to get my name dropped on Bravo,

833
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 1: even though it was me being desperate for Carl Rady,

834
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: who was now dating Lindsay from Summer House, which, good

835
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: luck to them. That'll last until that, you know, the season,

836
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: next season when they need a story point. Yeah, when

837
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: the house turned into a rehab they seem really good

838
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: for Yeah, what did you say us an autumn autumn

839
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: rehab house. Can't wait for autumn rehab house where actually

840
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: Kyle dates Carl They're going to run out of Hannah

841
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: was the best thing that ever happened, or in the

842
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: long run, everything's meant to happen. Um, all right, Well

843
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: it's Wednesday, so we're gonna play a wild card Wednesday game. Um,

844
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: this is a game I invented. I think it's the

845
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: it's the game. Maybe I invented I don't remember. Maybe

846
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: someone asked me to sign a set list. I came

847
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 1: up with it. I don't remember the exact origin. But

848
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: it's a fun thing that you can do if you

849
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: have an iPhone. I don't know if it's on Droid.

850
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: And it's predictive. You used a predictive text and Carlile

851
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: could not, for the life of her figure out how

852
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: to do it. But what you do is so you

853
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: pull up someone you would text for me, it will

854
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: be noah, okay, and then you type in hey all right,

855
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: and then you there's three boxes of predictive text underneath that, right,

856
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: and then you just start blindly pressing the three of

857
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: them any in any order you want. It is fun.

858
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: I mean, this one is not good. No, no, mine's

859
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: not good. Hold on and then you see what your

860
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: phone thinks you talk like, and mine is like I

861
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: play this so much the other night that it kind

862
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: of got fucked up. Um, so I just wanted to

863
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: start over on this one. So I'm gonna start with hay,

864
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: and then I'm just gonna blindly Yeah, this phone knows

865
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: that I don't know a lot of words like my

866
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: phone all right, So I just did it. It It goes

867
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: hey day, thank you good This is gonna be sent

868
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: to you. We'll just send it to me and I'll

869
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: read it and then noeh, we'll have to read this. Okay.

870
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: So this is this is Andrew's phone, and this is

871
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: really fun to play with your friends because it sounds

872
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: like a bought you hey day. Thank goodness, thank you,

873
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: thank you sweet for pying me to thank you for

874
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: ping thank you, thank you, sweet buddy. I love you.

875
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank

876
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 1: you for bringing me up. Thank goodness for me your heart,

877
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: thank me all. He's a very grateful guy. Okay, these

878
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: are some of Carlyle's hey day j J. Can I

879
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: do not that to be able with my family to

880
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: get my laugh done with the holiday, so I'm not

881
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: getting ready for the next day. And I'm so grateful

882
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: to be able to love and to do tonight. What please.

883
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: Yesterday was the day before the day of my family

884
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: life and my laugh is getting better now. But I'm

885
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: getting back into the back of my family life now,

886
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 1: getting in the worst day in life, and I can

887
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: get it, to do it now. And then I wrote memoir.

888
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: It really captures an essence of you and it changes

889
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: for each person you would text. And then I wrote

890
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: back to her, Hey, I got back in about a

891
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: week and I can do it tomorrow if I get

892
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 1: back in the back next day. And then I have

893
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: a call. Thanks so much, thank me, thank love you,

894
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: thank you for your support for me. Thank you so

895
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: sweet you please please thank me so grateful. I have

896
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: a family Mary, Thanksgiving, holidays, love love, thank love for

897
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: all my life you have so grateful too, so grateful

898
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,280
Speaker 1: to be grateful to have my life with family and family.

899
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: Christmas life is getting back to me. It's grateful to

900
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 1: have life, Christmas life. I do feel like say thank

901
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,320
Speaker 1: you a lot. They have grateful in there. I don't

902
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: know if it's they're recent because it's all about Christmas

903
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: and thanks getting what you read what I just wrote

904
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: to you. Okay, yes, hey, babe, I just got off

905
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: the drive through the door, so sorry, babe, Babe, I

906
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: don't have time for tomorrow to drive back home. I

907
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: can get her ride home the house and what why

908
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: l drive back by then I'll drive back home the

909
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: house tomorrow. Thanks. Thank you for sending. I mean that

910
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 1: is just what it's out like a bot. Yeah, I

911
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: mean it's it's it's definitely like sometimes it's fun to

912
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 1: actually pick added a three. Then it's a little bit more.

913
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: I do that at the beginning and then I go crazy.

914
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna write dad to my dad. Dad Dad said,

915
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 1: is yes? Oh no, it said babe to my dad. Fuck.

916
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 1: Dad said yes, I guess I think I don't want

917
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 1: you to l O L. I thank you so much, babe.

918
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: I think you're doing it right now with me, and

919
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: you have to have a good job, and I guess

920
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: I think I can have you back to work with

921
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: me and you have them reason man, So can I

922
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: ask a question real quick? Is it racist for someone

923
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 1: to do an impression of anime cartoons if they're a

924
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: white person? Yeah, like any anime, well, anime is generally like,

925
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: let's say Japanese anime in jet like doing an impression

926
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: of what Japanese sounds like to an American, to an

927
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: English speaking person is a white person festival for that

928
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: called comic com Okay, not dressing up like it, doing

929
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: the doing the voices of anime from someone who doesn't

930
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: speak Japanese and kind of like, you know, freestyling Japanese.

931
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so, however, I'm not for some reason,

932
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I played this thing last night.

933
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: My friend did, and it does an impression of anime

934
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: and it's so funny. And I can't share it with

935
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 1: the world because Carlisle and Chris were like, you'll get

936
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: canceled because you now I can talk about it that

937
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 1: there's a video. It's like the fucking Apprentice tapes of Trump.

938
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: Apparently there's somewhere where he like, he's not getting canceled

939
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: because it's apparently there might I might have a recording

940
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: of my friend doing in a perfect hilarious impression of anime.

941
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: It is unreal how good it is. And I can

942
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: never share it with anyone because I might get canceled,

943
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: And I think, and the thing is, I said, if

944
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: I don't share it because I'm like Japanese people, I

945
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: don't want this can only be for my white friends.

946
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: How racist is that I want to share it with

947
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: the world and they don't talk. Anime people do not

948
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: talk differently. I'm not making fun of Japanese people. I'm

949
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: making fun of. It's not even making fun of it's

950
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: just what it sounds. And if the anime was Italian,

951
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: we could do that all day long. Nor would care. Right, Well,

952
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: there's this guy that this is really fascinating and it

953
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: kind of brings me to what I was talking about,

954
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: um man who does gibberish of different languages. Let me

955
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: just pull this up because this is pretty awesome. Like

956
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: if someone did a Jewish cartoon, I wouldn't give a

957
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: ship like at all. So this is a guy, So

958
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: this is pretty good, and this is good for audio.

959
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: So here we go. This is a guy that I

960
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: saw on like, um, you know Instagram or something. This

961
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 1: is what languages sounds like to foreigners. What English sounds

962
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: like to non English speakers? Do celia, GiB conger, there's

963
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: a terry Govan lots does decide the older guard yaps

964
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: here and like, but it's next you taste ten for Labster.

965
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: Were Spaniel sounds like to non Spanish speakers? That no, yeah,

966
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: we Arabic sounds like to non Arabic speakers moving a

967
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: little bits them that I had head? Were British people

968
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: sound like to none English speakers? Sample I have a

969
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 1: shot different? Yeah, I learned to Sandy Bridge, they well

970
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: done your hand forsakites entirely the ton of chorus and

971
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: the perry thanks to the disket on holiday. Old Smith

972
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,399
Speaker 1: said it did set them up front. The sona through

973
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: lid and bra oh, love and trick died through lot

974
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 1: for the nansbre What French sounds like to non French speakers?

975
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: The three points on German sounds like to non German speakers.

976
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: Finish nine and a stolen slute, bunk a log and

977
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: paper I learned which Sapa even folds, and it sounds

978
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: like to none and the speakers jazz voices. He is

979
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: amazing what Italian sounds like non Italian speakers. Sandelino Bisami

980
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 1: mom plastic pink to you know, fast said with Spain,

981
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: Spanish sounds like to non Spanish people. Sets just look

982
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: at I mean, it goes on and on. He here

983
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: we go, here we go. That's what happy sounds like

984
00:55:54,520 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: the non Japanese speakers, I know, sounds like to non Portuguese. Okay, now,

985
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: Carlyle and Chris said that guy is Spanish, so he's

986
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: allowed to do it. I just some kind of ethnicity sense.

987
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it that white people have

988
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: privileged and so we're not supposed to. But if if

989
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 1: you are sounding like the way something sounds, when is

990
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: it an impression and when is it a racial mocking?

991
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: I guess if someone's offended, I would like to know.

992
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: But I just I don't think Japanese people would be

993
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: offended by someone doing a fake anime. That's what we

994
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: gotta do. We have to you read this all the

995
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,839
Speaker 1: time in comments, people go, well, look at three white

996
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: people talking about what a Japanese person would feel. We

997
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: just got to call our Japanese friend and say, hey,

998
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: is this right? But then context, like the context of

999
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,320
Speaker 1: that video, he's just highlighting all the different linguistic things

1000
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,800
Speaker 1: with Okay, I get that. That's why it's not racist,

1001
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: and no one's calling that. Maybe one or two people might,

1002
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: but I didn't see any comments like that, and I

1003
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: read through the comments. I'm wondering if I if I

1004
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: were to play my white friend doing an impression of

1005
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: what it sounds like when she walks in and her

1006
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: boyfriend is watching anime and what she hears, and it's

1007
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: so funny. But I can't play it for people because

1008
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: it would be I think it's only raised when we're

1009
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: like talking about it this much. That's I don't think

1010
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: I take on it. I think you should play, but

1011
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: I think that, well, I I don't want to because

1012
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to get cancel don't say who the

1013
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: friend is. Well, I don't. I could get canceled just

1014
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 1: by playing it because it's it's my audience. Before we

1015
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: even did this, I thought about doing that, but that's

1016
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: a lie and I don't lie. No, I know, I

1017
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: know I'm interesting context of it. I think it becomes

1018
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: a problem. It's about anime. It's not about it's about

1019
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: the style of anime more than it is about the

1020
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: actual Japanese language. I'll play it for us and then

1021
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: we'll see you take it out. How specific it is.

1022
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: It's just too you know what I mean, Like like

1023
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: if you're going like Hara, here we go. Sup. That

1024
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 1: was great? That was not racist at all because it's specific.

1025
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: I think at some point she does like like she

1026
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: did like a African Yeah, I don't know what she

1027
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: was doing that one tribe in the middle of it

1028
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 1: was someone knocking on the door. And that My thing

1029
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 1: is that it's specific. So like I have a joke

1030
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 1: where I make fun of one gay guy and I

1031
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: do his voice, and I'm not like, hey, you know,

1032
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 1: like when you generalize it, then it starts becoming more

1033
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: racist because then you're putting everyone in the same box

1034
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: of the Asian. So if you're doing like, oh I

1035
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: eat race, you know that that kind of ship, that's racist.

1036
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: That's not racist to me. And I think I would

1037
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 1: say if we called any Japanese, but they would not

1038
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: think that's a specific thing. It was just making fun

1039
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: of how in Japanese stuff that there's always like a

1040
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: little girl and like an old man and there and

1041
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 1: then she's always making her voice it's high and I

1042
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: guess she could do it in English, but it just

1043
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: wouldn't be maybe as funny because to someone who doesn't

1044
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: speak Japanese, that's what it sounds like. But I think

1045
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 1: it's just and it is like talent to be a language,

1046
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 1: like not mark a language, but do a language like

1047
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: that guy did, like do gibberish of a language that

1048
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: sounds real, But it's years of white people fake Armini

1049
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: making fun of Asians like with and not seeing them

1050
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: as human like the same way as like you know,

1051
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: let's say you know, even if it is specific, it

1052
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 1: might be a probably like if someone did black face

1053
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: and then they're like, no, I just did Michael Jordan,

1054
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm doing Michael Jordan's I'm not doing all. But

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01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: because of the history of it, it doesn't matter if

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01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: you're just doing a one person. So it depends on

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01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: the history of it too, Like we don't have a

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01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: history of like yes, I get that. Also, like you know,

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01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: we dropped a bomb on hers, like like there's history

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01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 1: of us like actually killing Asian people, so like that's

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01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: why like if if if we dropped a bomb on

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01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: Italy and then hate stuff going on constantly, And that's that.

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01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: Like that, but that means said, I think they have

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01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: a sense of humor and be able to laugh at it,

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01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: laugh at that wonder like I hate when we like

1066
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 1: think like, oh, they couldn't have a sense of humor

1067
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 1: about Like, I think that's fucked up too. It's like

1068
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: they couldn't handle the jokes because Asian people will probably

1069
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: make fun of anime. Yeah, they probably make fun of

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01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: how well. They definitely make fun of how I talk everybody. Yeah,

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01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: I can see an Asian person meaning I grew up

1072
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: in the force. I'm going to name myself. So this

1073
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: is Conan talking fake Armenian to another Armenian person. Yes,

1074
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: but that but that changes the context too because he's

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01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: talking to an Armenian person. It's kind of like with

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01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: Curb your Enthusiasm. Larry did a whole episode on him

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01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: saying the Japanese final thought. That's what I kind of

1078
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: like about curb is that it addresses the thing that

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01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: could get you canceled. But it's like, wait, can we

1080
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: ask why this would give me? Like he like goes

1081
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: into it, He runs into the thing that everyone's like

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01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: not talking about I feel really dirty when I have

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01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: a tape that I'm like playing for my white friends

1084
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 1: and I go, oh, I want to play this on

1085
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: my podcast and they go, no, no, no, you can't.

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01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: That's just for that's just for us whitey's. It's like, well,

1087
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 1: this feels like some kind of that feels wrong to

1088
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: have this thing that I'm not allowed to share. But

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01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 1: if I see what you're saying, if it were to

1090
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: put something out there that would make would justifies people's

1091
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: blind hatred towards a sub another uh sub not sub

1092
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: but like another people, then yeah, like it wouldn't be good.

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01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 1: But I don't think that's what that was doing. It

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01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: was just like it just sounded like the thing it

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01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: was not that. Yeah, that is I could say, but

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01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 1: it was just gibberish and you were just making fun

1097
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: of your doing a fake What about what that guy doing?

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01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 1: What about a white person that grows up in Japan

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01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 1: and has and speaks Japanese, Like like, there's what do

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01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 1: you mean? He'll have a Japanese accent and what he's

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01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: not doing gibberish Japanese, which is like kind of making

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01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: it seem like it's just this goofy sounding language like

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01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: we're I think that Japanese people if if some people

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01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: do muck Japanese and you and do the voice like oh,

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01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,439
Speaker 1: it always sounds like you know, you've heard of certain

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01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 1: languages always sounds like they're screaming. I'm not thinking about Japanese,

1107
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 1: but like certain languages, you know, um it always why

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01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: are they always screaming or whatever? And it's like because

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01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: that's just what it sounds like to us because we

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01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 1: only because I speak one, I'm realizing that it's me

1111
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 1: being ignorant because I don't know this language. So are you?

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01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: Just I don't like the idea of never addressing something

1113
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: because it's going to possibly offend someone. It's better be like, hey,

1114
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: does this is a thing I've noticed? Can we talk

1115
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: about it? And I just don't like this world of

1116
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: like I can only say this in in a safe

1117
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 1: space because I otherwise then that to me is racist

1118
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 1: if you're hiding in this safe spaces somehow racists because

1119
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 1: you know, there are people that say the N word

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01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 1: in private and then they are the outside that world.

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01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 1: They they never they never say it. Does that make

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01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 1: it right? Because they never You should never say it ever,

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01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 1: and if you yeah, or just be honest with yourself

1124
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: and then we can address it. Because if you take

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01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: the things you do out in private out in public,

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01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 1: that's where people can correct it and be like, here's

1127
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 1: why that's offensive. So I guess that's kind of what

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01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: I'm asking is um explained to me why that is offensive,

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01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 1: and I can see why it could be. Yeah, I

1130
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: just think like with Curb and how he does it,

1131
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:19,800
Speaker 1: he does it in a way though that like it's

1132
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 1: almost like a cheak code to then have laughter from

1133
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 1: racism or anti semitism with having the guys of being like,

1134
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 1: oh no, I'm just I'm joking about it. But he

1135
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: almost buffers it in a way that makes it safer

1136
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: for him to make that joke, which is fine, and

1137
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 1: I think it makes it more palatable and able to

1138
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: have a discussion rather than dude, most people could just

1139
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 1: handle the joke without it having to be like spoon

1140
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: fed like politely, you know what I mean. I just

1141
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: don't like living in a world where we have to

1142
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:56,840
Speaker 1: act like we're all the same, like it's my joke

1143
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: about like when you see a dog with wheels for legs,

1144
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 1: you can be like, oh, my god, what happened to it?

1145
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: But if you see a person with a wheelchair and

1146
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: a wheelchair, you have to be like, I don't see it,

1147
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 1: You're nothing's different about you. It's like, yes, there is.

1148
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean you're a bad person. You speak Japanese

1149
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:13,040
Speaker 1: and I don't know understand what it sounds like. But

1150
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 1: I don't think less of you because of that. But

1151
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 1: if there's a connotation that they are taking from that,

1152
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 1: or dumber people take from our talk about it like

1153
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: oh that makes them less, and then that's a problem

1154
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: if I'm like instigating that. But from where I'm coming from,

1155
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,959
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm better or less than anyone ever ever,

1156
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,920
Speaker 1: because but black people have a different skin tone than me.

1157
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: For me to not acknowledge that their skin is darker

1158
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 1: and act like, no, we're all the same color, I

1159
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: don't see color, that is to me stupid. But that's

1160
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: me talking as a white person where the color of

1161
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 1: my skin doesn't affect me from you know, in my

1162
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 1: day to day life, so obviously I don't. I'm I

1163
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: realize that I'm talking from a you know, an ignorant perspective,

1164
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: But I don't think the solution is acting like things

1165
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 1: aren't there, or that some things don't sound different or

1166
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 1: funny to me because they're different. And I think it

1167
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: is hilarious to hear what like white people said, or

1168
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: you know, not white people, but like English speaking you know,

1169
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 1: or yeah, like what English speaking people sound to people

1170
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 1: who don't speak English. I think it's funny. I think

1171
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 1: it's growing up because radiculous. I think it depends how

1172
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: you to what you said. It's like, how how do

1173
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 1: you grow up? How many actual like black people have

1174
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 1: you been around? How many Asian people have you actually

1175
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 1: been around? If you're just kind of going off generalization,

1176
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:34,440
Speaker 1: but I haven't been around that many Japanese people. So

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01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 1: am I not allow to have an opinion of someone

1178
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: who as someone who has not been around the Japanese

1179
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: culture in a real way, I'm not allowed to say

1180
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 1: that based on my lack of experience around Japanese culture,

1181
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: this is what it sounds like to me. Isn't that

1182
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,000
Speaker 1: okay to say? Yeah? It should be? Yeah, I think

1183
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,680
Speaker 1: so I'm just saying to that I'm acknowledging I don't

1184
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. So as someone who doesn't

1185
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 1: know what they're talking about, this is what it sounds

1186
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 1: like to me. That doesn't mean I think I'm better

1187
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: than anyone. That's the thing. It's like, just because you don't,

1188
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 1: I can't help that. I haven't. I mean, I guess

1189
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,080
Speaker 1: I can't help it. I could expose myself to more

1190
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: and I'll get on that. But then then, okay, if

1191
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm spending time spending time around Japanese culture, I'm star

1192
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: spending time around Chinese culture, and so now I can't

1193
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 1: comment on Chinese culture because I haven't spend a lot

1194
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: time around them. Like you could have no opinion about

1195
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 1: something that you haven't experienced their experience. But what if

1196
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: you acknowledge that you have it, and you're coming at

1197
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 1: it as a dumb person, then can't you comment on things?

1198
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 1: I think you can. I'm just saying that these are

1199
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 1: to common arguments that like, you know, I'm not like

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01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 1: I do get like I grew up like I didn't

1201
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: know that many Asian people. I remember being in New

1202
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 1: York and working at a place and this Asian guy

1203
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 1: came up and he had a either a Southern accent

1204
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: or like a New York accent, and I was just like,

1205
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 1: this is like, because you know, sometimes if it's just

1206
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,720
Speaker 1: first generation. They actually almost they sound similar to their

1207
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: parents or they just don't have an accent at all,

1208
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wow, this is new and like that

1209
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: just shows me how Like yeah, because you were dumb,

1210
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 1: dumb who thought that every Asian person should sound the

1211
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: same because you didn't have that much exposure. I know

1212
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: you can, but you can admit that you're dumb an't

1213
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 1: experienced it, but would say you don't have a right

1214
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,240
Speaker 1: to say anything because you're dumb. And it's like, well

1215
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 1: that's stupid, because well, I don't know if it's so

1216
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 1: much dumb, it's just not being exposed. Well yeah, like ignorant, Yeah,

1217
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,640
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. I am dumb, but

1218
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. I'm just I'm all I'm

1219
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:29,600
Speaker 1: saying though, is like let's say the problem is is

1220
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 1: that take that person that's never heard of New York

1221
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 1: accent or like seeing Asian people outside of like as

1222
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: a as a group. Like you know some guy in

1223
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 1: Nebraska who then he talked, Oh they talked like ching chong,

1224
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 1: you know whatever. Fun that guy and that's the guy

1225
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,640
Speaker 1: is not saying as someone who doesn't know anything, it

1226
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 1: all sounds like that, but then if you played the animazing,

1227
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 1: they all sound like that guy. And now we're also

1228
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 1: saying that another thing that Neska out with it might

1229
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,559
Speaker 1: be racist. But if he hears it cloaked within all

1230
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 1: of this bullshit not bullshit, but like you know, the

1231
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:07,080
Speaker 1: way we're examining it, maybe he will open his eyes

1232
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,720
Speaker 1: to the fact that, oh he's dumb. So like if

1233
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 1: that is just a clip that's in a vacuum, that's like,

1234
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: this is what animal sounds like, maybe it could help

1235
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,240
Speaker 1: him hate people that are different than him more. But

1236
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,639
Speaker 1: I just don't think that the solution is not ever

1237
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:25,680
Speaker 1: to talk about it. Talking about it because languages that

1238
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: aren't your own sound funny when they aren't your own,

1239
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:34,080
Speaker 1: they just do whether it's English, whether it's hilarious, that's racist.

1240
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 1: And I were canceled towards people that have been an accident.

1241
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 1: I don't know many, but yes, no, I just I

1242
01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 1: think what happens though, it's like when jokes like edgy

1243
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,759
Speaker 1: jokes or whatever, where it's like, no, they know I'm joking,

1244
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,800
Speaker 1: but then it just to the actual racist person, it

1245
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 1: just solidifies their point and that oh, this comic they

1246
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: don't understand the new that's why you have to couch

1247
01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,719
Speaker 1: it with trying to have an intellectual to gussion about

1248
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 1: the meaning of these things and where it actually comes from.

1249
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, not someone whose anti woke culture.

1250
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,439
Speaker 1: You know, I'll apologize for this if an offense someone

1251
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 1: I would like, I'm saying this because I would like

1252
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,439
Speaker 1: people to inform me of whether or not it is

1253
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: wrong to have had this discussion played this if you

1254
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 1: couch your opinion about another culture that you have myopically

1255
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 1: because you're you acknowledge that you don't know what you're

1256
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 1: talking about, and you see a stereotype and you want

1257
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,559
Speaker 1: to acknowledge, like, hey, it's come to my conclusion that

1258
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:34,720
Speaker 1: most of the people that I see do this thing,

1259
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,640
Speaker 1: and you couch it with. But I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about because I've never been to this country

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Speaker 1: and I've never really been. Does that are you allowed

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Speaker 1: to say that I don't know. It's like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking. Yeah, I don't mean to be mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't mean to be racist, but no, but I'm asking.

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm just saying, that's what happens. Why sometimes

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Speaker 1: stereotypes are sometimes white people don't know how to dance,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, sometimes stereotypes are right,

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Speaker 1: white white stereotypes happen. I don't, Yeah, I don't, but

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Speaker 1: I understand that you can make stereotypes about white people

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Speaker 1: because white people haven't been persecuted in the way that

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Speaker 1: other cultures have. So it's different to be like, I

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Speaker 1: don't think it helps your point. Like I when people

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Speaker 1: do that and then they're like, well, you can't be

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Speaker 1: racist towards white people, but then they do the same thing.

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Speaker 1: They're like, well, we're allowed to do that towards white people.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't help your point to me, what do you mean,

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Speaker 1: Like people will go, you know, they'll make oh, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, I went and bought some stuff from the gap,

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Speaker 1: and they're like making fun of how white people talk,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, you know, we're allowed to do that

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Speaker 1: because it's not racist towards white people. But you're just

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Speaker 1: I don't just said that to me that because you

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Speaker 1: said that because in the past Americans have we dropped

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Speaker 1: the bomb, we like, we targeted, They've been uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: victimized by us in the past, whereas white people I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: we they we don't come with that context underneath it.

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Speaker 1: I get that, but I don't think it helps your

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Speaker 1: argument as someone that's a minority or whatever to then

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Speaker 1: make fun of white people will be like, well, we

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Speaker 1: get to do it. You don't get to do it,

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Speaker 1: because then that's going to make the white person want

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Speaker 1: to do it either more or I don't think that

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Speaker 1: helps your point. But as a white person, of course

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Speaker 1: you feel that way. Well, I'm Jewish, always got that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we have to go. Uh that's the reason why my

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Speaker 1: family we figured everything out today. And thank you for

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Speaker 1: being here, Carlile. Tomorrow we're gonna have a special all

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Speaker 1: Fan Trax episode to close this out for the week. Um,

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Speaker 1: don't be and mine