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Speaker 1: no problem, And then Thursday at three pm, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: of comics can't do that. And Louis you could just

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00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 1: see it's like it's really a performance. Like when he

421
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,640
Speaker 1: segues into new material. It's like it's so effortless and

422
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 1: seamless that other calls different level. He's a different level,

423
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 1: Like he really is a different level. Yeah, he's he's

424
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,399
Speaker 1: a straight up. It was good to see him because

425
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:39,239
Speaker 1: you know, um, we were talking about and watching did

426
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp amber heard? Oh my god, I mean because

427
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,639
Speaker 1: I have that streaming on my on my compue. I

428
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,400
Speaker 1: had no interest in. My parents were like, oh, we've

429
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,159
Speaker 1: been watching all of it, but I've been seeing clips

430
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 1: and it's I have to say, man, I'm on. I'm

431
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: on Johnny's side, brother Johnny bro justice for fucking Johnny.

432
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 1: Long story short. He's suing and her were they married.

433
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: They were married and they had divorced. They had a

434
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: divorce and and she accused him of some fucked up

435
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 1: ship like beating her an abuse, and he was like

436
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: fuck that. Fuck that. He goes, not only am I

437
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: say fun that, I'm gonna sue you, and not only

438
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: am I gonna sue you for defamation, I'm gonna do

439
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: the craziest ship and go on the stand. He's cast

440
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: and he's up there for ours for three fucking days,

441
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: just seven days. I think of just I mean his

442
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 1: personal ship, about his past person, about his I mean,

443
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 1: you know everything everything, drug abuse, he was hooked on opioids, cocaine,

444
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: the text messages, the audio recording, it's did he the

445
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,919
Speaker 1: video there was a I think it's old, but like

446
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 1: they presented it today in the case that amber Heard

447
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: was filming him when he was really drunk and he smashed.

448
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 1: He's smashing his cabinets and pouring his glass of wine

449
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 1: and the him and he's like are you feeling? And

450
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: you could just tell that relationship is so volatile, And

451
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, man, I don't know. I

452
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: just everything that I've seen. Look, he's not a saint.

453
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure it takes two to tango, but there's something

454
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: about there's something about Amber Heard. I just I don't

455
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 1: buy it. They're calling her amber turd now because a

456
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: part of the case, they call her amber turd. They

457
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 1: call her amber turd, and they're also on Twitter. This

458
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: isn't me, it's just on Twitter hashtag meet Pooh was trending.

459
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: UM and and why because the reason why I met

460
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: Pooh because I've talked about this on the iron Wrap

461
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: for stereop This has been going on for fucking years

462
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 1: the pool. I didn't know. There's an accusation that either

463
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp. No, not Johnny Depp, he wasn't there. He no,

464
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: it was either Amber heard or their Yorkshire Terrier dog.

465
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp didn't ship the bed. Johnny Depp said, like

466
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 1: he had one of his friends go to retrieve some

467
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: items and all that stuff, and when they got there,

468
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: there was a turd on his side of the bed

469
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: and he talked about it. There's a great clip, but

470
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 1: he talks about it. He talks about the shifting the bed.

471
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: He's the one that talked about he's up on the

472
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: standing like this week he talked about she, oh, I

473
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 1: gotta send you the clip. And he goes and this

474
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: is fecal matter. And he starts laughing, and they said,

475
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: what did you do when you saw And he goes like,

476
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 1: I just I laughed. It's just crazy. And they're like, well,

477
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 1: I think this was the dog. And he goes, we

478
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:24,199
Speaker 1: have a three pound Yorky teacup Yorky. This was a

479
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 1: human size. This is fecal matter. And but he's up there.

480
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: He accused her of shipping in the bed, of doing it.

481
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. So that's all Johnny Depp,

482
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: the man of mystery. He is the man of mystery

483
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: and and and he's like his weirdness and his weird performances.

484
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: The facade is all gone. That's that's a sad part

485
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, it's like it's like having a

486
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio up there and just airing out every goddamn thing,

487
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: all of his insecurities, all the text. I mean, it's

488
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: I know, Leonardo Caprio is calling his lawyers and his

489
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 1: people be like, how do I make sure this never

490
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 1: happens to me? Because this is like a nightmare for

491
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 1: an actor. It's a nightmare for anybody, but let alone

492
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: somebody who's just famous and like he's Johnny Depp. He's

493
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: so iconic looking, he's been so famous for so fucking

494
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: many years. He's up there with years he's been you know,

495
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:19,239
Speaker 1: an a list, but he's But they talked about it

496
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: and he said, look, he said, whatever the outcome of

497
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: this case is, you know, it's gonna be what it's

498
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,679
Speaker 1: gonna be. But the second that I was accused of

499
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: these things, my personal life, my reputation, it was over.

500
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 1: I'll carry these accusations to the rest of my days,

501
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 1: to my grave, something I'm gonna have to live with.

502
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 1: And you know, you put that ship in perspective and

503
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: just that accusation. Sometimes sometimes you gotta sue a motherfucker.

504
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: He Sometimes you gotta sue a motherfucker, and other times

505
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: you might have to smack a motherfucker. But sometimes you

506
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: gotta gotta fu Yeah, you gotta get it. We're in

507
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: it right now. Sometimes a motherfucker's talk all kind of

508
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: greasy shit and make up ship about this. Then the

509
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 1: third you gotta sue a motherfucker. And it's arduous and

510
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: it's expensive and it's stressful. But sometimes you gotta sue

511
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 1: a motherfucker straight the fuck up period. And other times,

512
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: if you know the person doesn't have anything, you might

513
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: have to smack a bit guy or girl. Guy or girl.

514
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying girl might smack a bitch, a guy might

515
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 1: have to smack a guy. I would never smack a woman,

516
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: but just saying, if the motherfucker talks out of pocket,

517
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: you might have to smack fire out As you know

518
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: that I know about that. You're not you're not looking

519
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: for it. Sometimes it just presents itself to you and

520
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: you gotta deal with it, you know, yeah, or sue

521
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: a motherfucker or sue him. And I know that because

522
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: if you smack a motherfucker, you might you might go

523
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: to jail and get suit. So then you're you're double fox.

524
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: People are saying you are this that in the third

525
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: and you gotta go to jail because you smack a motherfucker. So, uh,

526
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: this thing is playing out. You know, there's gonna be

527
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: a fantastic Okay documentary, Oh there's they're probably working on

528
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: it right now. But this, I mean Amber heard severed

529
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: his finger. I mean, this guy's like, I mean, it's crazy. Yeah,

530
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: I'm watching it and it's it's highly entertaining. But at

531
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: the same time, I mean that hashtag meat pooh. I

532
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: didn't create that Amber turd and hashtag meat pooh. I think,

533
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 1: like a lot of people, the majority of people are

534
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: on Johnny depp side, and it was fucked up because

535
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: at one point it was like Johnny Depp's an abuser.

536
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 1: For the past four years, I think everyone's kind of

537
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: like looked, they've all looked out on this guy, like

538
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: what a fucking loser. That's the consensus. I mean, all

539
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: these articles and they talk about it. But but I'll

540
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: tell you one thing. You know, he admits to being

541
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: a druggie. Yeah, he admits to be. And he he

542
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: was strung out on that narcotic. He was on them opioids.

543
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: They have photos she took photos of. I mean you

544
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: see all that. It's yeah, that's some creepy ship. She

545
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 1: was filming and photographing him. Mean, all that's out, it's

546
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: it's I mean, I saw ship. I can't believe I'm

547
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: looking at Yeah, it's wild, it's fucking wild. But I'll

548
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 1: tell you some drugs name ship. And you know one thing.

549
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: One of his pounds. They talked Marilyn Manson. Ye, Marilyn Manson.

550
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: That's one of his friends. And I'm like, Johnny Depp,

551
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: you shouldn't hang around somebody like that. That doesn't look

552
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: good when you're on the understand because more Marilyn Manson,

553
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: and I'll take responsibility and credit for being the first

554
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: one to be like, Marilyn Manson is a piece of

555
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: fucking First of all, he's not talented. He's a fucking fraud,

556
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: fake ass wanna be vampire, fake ass dungeons and dragons,

557
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: Google wanna be witch? You ain't a witch, homie. He's

558
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: kind of like a witch though, Yeah, but you ain't

559
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: a witch. And did he remove and I mean, this

560
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: is I don't know if the rumors are true, but

561
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: he removed a couple of his ribs so he could

562
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: suck his own dick. I remember hearing that when I

563
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: was nine years old. I think I don't know if

564
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: he did or he didn't, But Johnny Depp like he

565
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: he chuckled about like, you know, hanging out with Marilyn

566
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,479
Speaker 1: Manson and giving him a pill to make him shut up.

567
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: And I'm like, my man, you don't want to be

568
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: associated with Marilyn Manson. Nobody he's going down. We see

569
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: who he's He's with Kanye West right now. Yeah, And

570
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: I think and all that and all these time, I mean,

571
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: and god, they're releasing so many text messages and obviously

572
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: Paul Bettney and his text messages and Paul Bettney and

573
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: are like they were tight and they're talking about drugs

574
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: together and when they were doing drugs. Yeah, and he

575
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: said that, you know during Black mass where he played

576
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: remember Black Mask, that movie in where he played Whitey Boulger,

577
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: He was like, I was high throughout the whole fucking

578
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: movie and all you know, they show it all in

579
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: the tech. I mean, it's everything is out there. He's

580
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: doing a good job up there. I mean, fuck, I

581
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: I can't imagine he's on that Marlon Brando and Amber

582
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: heard sitting there jotting notes like haircut. What's on the

583
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: notepad though? What are you? What are you jotting down? Who?

584
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know who she is? She was, she's

585
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: she's a big actress and anyway, hashtag meat pooh. They're

586
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: trying to get her off of awqua man and hashtag

587
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: meat poo though she's yeah, hashtag meat poo, hashtag Amber

588
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: turn anyway, what a trial? Yeah? Um, moving on to

589
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: the other crazy shit of the week. Um Iron Mike

590
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: Tyson and we needs no introduction. Was coming back from

591
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: a four twenty event. This week was four twenty and

592
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: you know Mike's a big weedhead pot advocate that he

593
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: fox with that toad brain no toad blood what was

594
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: it toad toad brain or toad blood or something. He

595
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: was trying to kick that ship to me when I

596
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: was on his pot, I was like, Mike, I'm not

597
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: working with that toad toad brain or toad blood or

598
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: he's on some other he's a fox with him opioid,

599
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: like he trips, he trips, he all that not deer antler,

600
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: Ain't that he fox with like you know, like he

601
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: goes out there. Yeah, he's like he's trying like toads

602
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: and ship. No, there's like toad blood or there's something

603
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: on toads that gets you fucked up. The Vice did

604
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: something on that. I remember, Yeah, he's on that. So anyway,

605
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: there's a video of Mike on the plane and this

606
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: like this dude like talking ship behind him. He's like,

607
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: you know, obviously excited to see him, and apparently allegedly,

608
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: you know, he must have said something Mike and apparently

609
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: through his water bottle at Mike or his water bottle.

610
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: I didn't his worter about it that to do was

611
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: an over excited, but he was also fucked up, fucked up,

612
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: And Mike turned around and gave him like a beating,

613
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: bloody fucking battered his face. He said, the guy was

614
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: bloody all over his face. I mean he he wailed

615
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: on him. He lost it. The irony of coming back

616
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: from a weed event, I mean, Cat Williams, he talks

617
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: all about that. The difference between weed and alcohol, and

618
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: you know, the only thing that's gonna happen with weed,

619
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: no fights. He's gonna eat everything in your pantry. I mean, Mike,

620
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: Mike Loss is cool. Mike Loss is cool, and you

621
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: you can't do that. And I hope there's no you know, ramifications,

622
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: because everybody loves Mike. But also you can't funk with

623
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson, Like what were you saying that, Mike? You

624
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: must have said something, you must have done something other

625
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: than just be annoying, because he's used to annoying fans

626
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: for thirty something years. I mean in the video that

627
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like a twenty something year old white

628
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: kid who's fucked up and he's buying and he's saying

629
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: something like peasant, Peasant. He's saying, you know, I'm sure

630
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: he was talking I'm sure he was talking crazy. He

631
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: said peasant, was saying something like peasant, what a peasants?

632
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was talking crazy. But you know, at

633
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: the same time, you can't beat the ship out of

634
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: somebody like that, especially when you're fucking Mike Tyson, because

635
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: you can kill you could kill the guy, and you know,

636
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: but he lost it and and you know, we're team

637
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson here because the guy was being a fucking asshole.

638
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, we don't conone violence. We don't

639
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: condone violence salting people. But I also don't condone bothering

640
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson on the plane. I don't condone bothering Mike.

641
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: Let Mike. First of all, yo, let Mike chill. That's

642
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: one thing about being on a plane. It's like yo,

643
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: It's kind of like you know, if you're a celebrity

644
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: and you're on a plane, it's like you spoken rule,

645
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: like yo, I see you you see keep it moving,

646
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: like we're in a closed thing, like do your ship.

647
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to get where they need to get to.

648
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: If you want to talk to a motherfucker in the airport,

649
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: that's fair game. But on the plane, let motherfucker's like

650
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: have their space and chill. Like you don't know what

651
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: kind of you know, flight anxiety Mike has maybe fighting siety.

652
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: Who then knows. But money, money caught like a two piece,

653
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: like a three piece, like he he was going, he

654
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: kept going, can you see. I mean, I haven't seen

655
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: that from Mike Tyson over the year. It's like he

656
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: doesn't get in fights with, you know, peep, random people

657
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: in the streets and ships. So God does what the

658
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: guy said to him. I wonder if he'll press charged,

659
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: maybe called him the end word, some racist stuff they're

660
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: saying that could possibly be there. He threw a water bottle,

661
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: that's what they're saying. Imagine being on that plane, though,

662
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: I'd be like, holy sh it, this is crazy Mike

663
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: Tyson beating up some fucking passengers, especially especially like on

664
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: a plane, any kind of crazy ship. That's what I'm saying.

665
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 1: On a plane, you gotta behave yourself. Of course you do.

666
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: We're I mean, where are you? Where are they in

667
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: coach first class? They were first because Mike Tyson's and

668
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: first class that I mean, speaking of first class. I

669
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: flew out here this week, and it's so confusing because

670
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: I was wrong. So apparently in JFK, the airport that

671
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: they flew out of, you still have to wear a mask.

672
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: I didn't because I was told you don't have to

673
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: wear the mask of JFK. And then on the plane,

674
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: I asked the stewardess flight attendant, said, Yo, is it true,

675
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: I don't need to wear the mask? She said, you

676
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: don't need to wear the mask, But everybody on the

677
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 1: plane was wearing masks. Interesting because I've heard the complete

678
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: opposite on my plane, the majority that I don't want

679
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: to say everybody, but I say people were wearing masks. Now,

680
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: I had my mask on, but then I took my

681
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: ship off like midweight, like how I normally do on

682
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: the fight to had it on, had it off. You know.

683
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: Also I replaced my mask during the flight because I'm coughing, snortingsting.

684
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: What you make yourself sick? I know that. It's like,

685
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: don't worry about the other people on the plane. It's

686
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: it's you that's gonna fund yourself up right, because your

687
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: fucking breath is coming back at you and fucking germs

688
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: and know, well, my breath is good. It's not great.

689
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: It's not great. If well, why would you say that now,

690
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: just because it's just has never been great. It's never

691
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 1: been like, Mike, express smell so good. It's you've been

692
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: around me. My breath is stunk. Oh usually it's it's

693
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: that's just kind of like how we know you. You You

694
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: know breath, Michael, get the funk out of here. I

695
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: can't be the first one that's told you that. Nobody

696
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: ever fucking said anything about my breath and my wife.

697
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: Your wife's got him no, because we have a rule.

698
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: I tell her if your ship is heaty, I tell

699
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: her your ship is heaty. And if you do not

700
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: tell me my ship is warm, you're not really caring

701
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: for me. Because I don't really mind you smelling my

702
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: warm breath. But when I go down in the real

703
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: world and I have that heat breath, that's fucked up

704
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: that you didn't tell me. I just don't think breath

705
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: ever smells good. They're like good breath bad, but like

706
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't think bad, but it's stink breath or not stink.

707
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: I can I can understand that. Like if I if

708
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: I'm ever in a car with you and my breath

709
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 1: smells like ship, you should be like, yo, your breath

710
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: smells like well, you had a green tongue the other

711
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: day that that was told like abnormal. That's not something

712
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: that is a normal thing. I I would definitely invent.

713
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: I think I bought it for you. I bought you

714
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: a tongue scraper. Clearly you don't use it because it

715
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: looked like you fucking blew a s murph. Your whole

716
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 1: tongue was fucked you gotta you gotta scrub that, brother,

717
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: you gotta really like scrape that ship off. Okay, okay,

718
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: that told me to hold me right there. You gotta.

719
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: I got you the tongue scraper. You want, Menna, get

720
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: you another one. I don't see no fucking crowds run

721
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 1: that to you. What? No, I just I'm just saying,

722
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: put that to use. You know, it's a great tool.

723
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: Have you even been watching any of the NBA playoffs?

724
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: I have not. Well, I'm going to Game four of

725
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Nets Boston Net series, and the first two

726
00:36:55,600 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: games of the Brooklyn Nets Boston Celtics series have been

727
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: two of the worst games for Durant in his entire career,

728
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: which is like music to your fucking ears, right, I mean,

729
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: is that do you get Are you know? I'm not

730
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: like I'm not like that. You're not. No, you know,

731
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: I'm not like, oh good, you suck, But like I'm

732
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: not like, I don't watch the game going miss you motherfucker? Yeah? Yeah,

733
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: I know, you mean because I don't. It's like I

734
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: don't just I don't hate the Brooklyn Nets and I

735
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: don't hate Durant, but to see him ship the bed

736
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: hashtag me pooh, me pooh. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. To

737
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: see him ship the bed the first two games in

738
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: such a fucking dramatic way has been great. But what

739
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: do you attribute that to? Because it's durant to Boston

740
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: Celtics defense. They're just killing them. They're just they're just

741
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: all over him. They're pushing him around, They're coming at

742
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: him from every angle. Listen, he could turn it around

743
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: the next two games at forty and forty and the

744
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 1: series could be tied to two. But to see him

745
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 1: and the press fucking just on his fucking ass, you know,

746
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: that's fucking getting to him too. It's getting to him.

747
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: It's getting to his fucking goofy fucking manager, Rich fucking Cleiman,

748
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 1: who's chases him around every game. He's like their courtside

749
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: every game, like you was his puppet master. I don't

750
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: know if it's his fucking show fur or like what

751
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: the fund he what he is is a fucking he's

752
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 1: what you call funck boy. It's like a stage mom.

753
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: It's like back up, let me fucking do my thing here.

754
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: I don't need my manager with me everything game. But

755
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,800
Speaker 1: don't you have a wife and kids you chase around

756
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: this fucking guy. I think he does have a wife.

757
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: You don't have a wife and kids. You don't go

758
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: to your family bro, raise his kids, raise your kid

759
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 1: to father. Durant's fine. Durants good. He's a grown man,

760
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: you know. Durance like a year or two older than me.

761
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: How fucking just to put that in perspective, I'm gonna

762
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: be thirty two in May. I think he's thirty three

763
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: or thirty four. I mean, he's not that old. I

764
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,479
Speaker 1: think Durant's thirty. We might be your say no, no, no, no,

765
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: how old is Durant? But he he Durant is thirty three.

766
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: The struggle has been great, It's been fucking great. And

767
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: I will be on the wood Monday for Game four

768
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Nets Boston Celtics series. Now, if I

769
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: was a betting man, and I am a betting man,

770
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: and by the way, if you guys want to bet,

771
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm a betting man, so tell me. I. I doubt

772
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 1: that the Nets will lose Game three, but they can.

773
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: They can lose Game three, which would mean when I

774
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: get to the Game four, that could potentially be swept.

775
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: My question to you is, should I go to the

776
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: game on my courtside seats with a broom. I am

777
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: a guest of the person who has the courtside seats.

778
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: But could you imagine if I showed up to a

779
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Nets game. Now I'm a New Yorker, it's kind

780
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: of acrilegious. Like, Yo, you went to school in Brooklyn.

781
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: You I don't have the balls. I goddamn about the

782
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: little swifter like a pocket broom and like just bring

783
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: maybe bring the swifter like and and like just like

784
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: when I see Durant. Because I'm gonna tell you. I'm

785
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: telling you right now. Let's say the game starts at seven.

786
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm getting to the game at six. I don't blame

787
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: you if the game starts to practice. I'm getting to

788
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: the game as soon as they allow you in the

789
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: arena an hour before the game. As he looked at

790
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: you every time I'm telling me, what's the he looked

791
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: at me. And I'm gonna be yo, he's looking even

792
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: there's no words, no, but he's looked right at me.

793
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: I mean he's a guy and he looks he but

794
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 1: I mean he's a guy who says fuck you to

795
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: the fans. He's not saying anything to you. He hates

796
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: saying ship. But if they're down three games to zero

797
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: and the gringo man dingo is on the court, yeah,

798
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't bet on this. But if they got

799
00:40:55,280 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: swept by the Boston Celtics and I was there, I'm

800
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: talking ship, that's rubbing salt in his wounds. If you're there,

801
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: I'm talking shit, why don't you bring a little dust pan?

802
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: That's it's it's easier to bring than a big broom.

803
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: You could bring a dust pan and then the little

804
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: you know, that's the little thing, just like so when

805
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: it happens into my pocket, yeah, and you like you

806
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: scoop it into the dustpan and then you put it back.

807
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: Because they're all aware that I'm there. I mean, I'm

808
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: right there on the court and for this game. Like

809
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 1: I said, I'm getting there as soon as they allow

810
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: you in the building. And you know, they're talking about it,

811
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: but like in the locker room, they're probably like you

812
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: see rapping fort courtside. But I don't know if they'll

813
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: do this for the playoffs, because this is yeah, they're

814
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: in the super duper serious. But I am going to

815
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: be there and let me sell you something. You know,

816
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: sometimes players come into the fans. If he came towards me,

817
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: put my foot up because I know he's gonna try

818
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: to hurt me. Oh, that would be so fucking tight

819
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: if he if he intentionally like fell into that would

820
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: be that's a big dude. That'd be sick. Though I'm

821
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: putting my foot up, you are, Oh fuck yeah, And

822
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: I went, I mean, yo, it's and he knows about them.

823
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: You remember when we were with him back in Santrancisco

824
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: a few years ago, Like we had talked to him

825
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: about how you showed up to Cleveland loved it. You

826
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: showed up to Lebron's game with the brooming and he

827
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: thought it was hilarious, and we talked in depth about

828
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: that how you got kicked out of it and they

829
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: wanted to remove you and him. So I think that

830
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,959
Speaker 1: if you brought it this time, it's like he can't

831
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 1: help but know what's going on. It's just a bigger

832
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: picture because it's like you're bringing a broom to a

833
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Nets game. That's the fact that you're even at

834
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: the stadium. That's that's you got balls, and it's maybe

835
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: I'll just wear something green if you wore if you

836
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: wore a shirt though that was like get a shirt

837
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: with a broom on it or like his picture. I

838
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: mean that would be sick. If you had like a

839
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: shirt made like a custom shirt with like writing on

840
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: it and he just that would be sick. Or what

841
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: if I had the shirt with his d MS printed

842
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: on that would be sick. I'm surprised you haven't done anything,

843
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 1: you know, uh, or a sign it's a spit here,

844
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, or spit zone you know

845
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: you gotta. I mean, I would just get in his head. Fuck,

846
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: you're sitting their courtside on that that that that that

847
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: that would you show up with those d MS exchange? Man,

848
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: I'd be sick and I don't know something and like

849
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: a couple of brooms around the back, I don't know.

850
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: I mean, there's some things we could talk about, but well,

851
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: I mean the reality is that the nets are so

852
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: fucking good, and he's so good and Kyrie is so good.

853
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: They could literally tie this series up. They could be

854
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: too too very quickly. I was just like, that's funny.

855
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: If I mean, if they lose Game three, you there's

856
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,479
Speaker 1: no guarantee that they'll win Game four. But nobody's given

857
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,919
Speaker 1: nobody has given you and he looks and when you're there,

858
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: Nets fans love me. They're New Yorkers. The staff at Barclays,

859
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: some of them I went to high school with, or

860
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: like there was one one dude like, yo, you went

861
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: to high school with my mom out here, Like I mean,

862
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure just in my eyes. After that whole incident,

863
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I thought it was gonna be like

864
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: a Jake Paul situation where you come in there and

865
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: they don't have fans like that. They don't if you

866
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: were developing them. But it's like the thing about the

867
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: like the Brooklyn Nets are still a new team, that's right,

868
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: they don't I don't have like rabid fans, And like

869
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: what like Arizona. Who's one of the teams in Arizona

870
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: that I have crazy fans? I don't know. I just

871
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: Arizona Phoenix Suns don't they have crazy fans? But what

872
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 1: do you tell them Arizona? I don't know. What aren't

873
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: they like? Like what are the like the craziest fans?

874
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 1: What team has the crazy? Philly? Boston they're like funck Kyrie.

875
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 1: Like imagine if Durant was on Boston. Now, I wouldn't

876
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: go to Boston. You couldn't up or something up. That's

877
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: what I'm That's what I'm saying. This is this is

878
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: I'm in New York, right, I'm comfortable in the fucking

879
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: bar and the then that ship's right. It's not like

880
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: Kevin Durant does so much for for New York him

881
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: or like it's not like it's not like New York's

882
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,439
Speaker 1: fucking No, he's not like the darling of New York

883
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: like they come. He's a great player, but it's not

884
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: like he's like Derek Jeter or something. No, no, no,

885
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: he can't. He used the Brooklyn Nets for his own thing.

886
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: And anyway, it's well, we're gonna have to go to

887
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: King Goes or something get some things made. Can you

888
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: make me a T shirt? You're not gonna take me? Yeah?

889
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 1: I can look into that. Okay, Yeah I can look

890
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: into that, can you? Yeah? That's why I said it.

891
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: Can you look into absolutely? But will you look into

892
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: I'll definitely look into it. I'm not going to the game, right, no, no, no, no, no, no,

893
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: uh no. You gotta stay with you right, that's it

894
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: was a treat question. I have to stay with my

895
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: cadetis no I can't fly anywhere. Absolutely. But let's say

896
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: let's say I said you could go to the PID.

897
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 1: Let's just say I was like to ask my parents

898
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: maybe if I could take the crate over to them,

899
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: maybe they can watch him for a few You can

900
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: take the crate over your parents, but you can't take

901
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: the crate the irvine for a couple of hours. This

902
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: is a saying on this weekend with my parents and

903
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,760
Speaker 1: family stuff and obviously my brother's book. Well, the reality

904
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: is is that next week I'll be hosting the Wendy

905
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: Williams Show. Motherfucker's watch the fucking show. I'm gonna be

906
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: letting it all fucking loose. And then Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

907
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 1: I'll be in d C at the DC Improv a um,

908
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: and I'm hosting the Wendy Williams So the following week,

909
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: it's two weeks. That's great. Are you gonna talk about

910
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp? Shit, I'm sure you will. Yeah, there's gonna

911
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 1: be so many clips you're gonna have. Oh yeah, that's

912
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: like where you really it's it's almost like the podcast

913
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: where you're like you're up there and doing all the

914
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: hot topics and you know, the ship people want to hear.

915
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: I want to hear all that. Oh, I'm breaking down

916
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: the giant Depp trial first. That's gonna be good. That's

917
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: gonna be good, Amber Turd. I mean, if you could

918
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: say that on aero, all that awesome. And we're looking

919
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: forward to brother, we were we really want to get

920
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: back on the road with you and uh, and we

921
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: just missed traveling around. Well, things keep coming up, that's true.

922
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: You know life, life happens, right, things keep coming up anyway, Uh,

923
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: make sure to get you if I just want to

924
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: find finish it with. Make sure to get your animals checked.

925
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: If there's any symptoms, if they're panting, if they're breathing weird,

926
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 1: don't hesitate to go to the vet. I do the

927
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: same when I'm feeling weird, I go to the doctor.

928
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: Take care of your pets, take care of yourselves. Be safe,

929
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: be saying. And I notice it in the beginning. You

930
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: always say, I hope you're feeling sane. I hope you're

931
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: feeling safe. But what if you are feeling sane, but

932
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,720
Speaker 1: you're an absolute nutjob? Like I'm feeling sane, but I'm

933
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm out of my fucking mind, Like I'm walking down

934
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: Lastiana go with like fishing poles and hitting people like

935
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: that's not a singing person. But if they feel like

936
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: they're saying that's you gotta be same. You need to

937
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: be saying it should be. I hope I can feeling

938
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: so much. I understand that's up to them. I can

939
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: only do so much seek therapy. I'm putting it out

940
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: there hearing brother, well, we're we're happy to hear that.

941
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: And thank you all for the best wishes of wishes.

942
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: I thought that was actually really in all seriousness, it

943
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: really uh, it really helps me and it really made

944
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 1: me feel good. So I I always appreciate, uh, the

945
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 1: wrap a pack and all the listeners, and I love

946
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: you guys, and uh, I'm just happy that we're do

947
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: When this in person again, this feels good. Feels kame

948
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 1: Saw disrupted, Kame Saw disrupted. Yep, Miles Jordan's uh, let's

949
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: let's get out of here. Let's take a Saturday with

950
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: someone real nice, take a sat with someone grew proper okay,

951
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: but most importantly, take a satday with someone grewel out

952
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: and real funky. Yes I am wrap port stereo pocats,

953
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: Yes man, no delay. We're in person brother, yes,