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Speaker 2: We are just one day away. It's broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about, jeff I'm talking about that you

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Speaker 2: wouldn't dare Summer Game series. When Alexis attempts her challenge

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Speaker 2: tomorrow that's called the Wasted White Claw water Balloon Relay.

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Speaker 3: She sounds so scared. You can't lose this on purpose

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Speaker 3: just so you can drink more. You know that, right,

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Speaker 3: I would never do that.

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Speaker 2: Just the quick summary, She's going to be catching water

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Speaker 3: I got a method.

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Speaker 4: I figured it out.

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Speaker 3: There's a funnel, there's a straw. I've got an idea.

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Speaker 2: Here's what critics are saying about the You wouldn't dare

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Speaker 2: The New York Times called it uninspired, unintelligent and just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but they yeah, ye, so thank you.

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Speaker 2: Well that was the nicest review. Guy The Washington Post said, quote,

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Speaker 2: and The Wall Street Journal added, watching Jeff's video made

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Speaker 2: me nostalgic for the days of buffering.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they wish they're still dial up, maybe even like

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Speaker 2: And it's in for writers over at the Wall Street Journal.

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Speaker 2: They're so harsh now. Yeah, but we did get one

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Speaker 2: positive review from The Sacramento Bee, who said, if boredom

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Speaker 2: so look at that idea means we can only go

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Speaker 2: up from there. Alexis all right, and I'm excited to

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Speaker 2: watch you do your dare and see your video afterwards.

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Speaker 2: Make sure you're following us, Yeah, make sure you follow

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Speaker 2: Abrook and Jeffrey on our socials so you can catch

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Speaker 2: Alexis's challenge when it drops. Now we got a drop

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Speaker 2: into the show coming question of the day with the

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Speaker 2: man who doesn't listen to all the haters, Oh that's good,

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Speaker 2: or the supporters.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't have any hater Digital.

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Speaker 2: Jake's job isn't to listen, it's to post our mediocre

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Speaker 2: show content and give us trivia. I doubt he's even

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Speaker 2: listening right now. Hello, exactly, go ahead?

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Speaker 4: On this day.

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Speaker 5: In nineteen ninety eight, the movie Saving Private run In

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Speaker 3: What I forgot about that one?

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Speaker 5: It's a World War two film where Tom Hanks goes

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Speaker 5: behind enemy lines in Europe trying to track down Private James.

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Speaker 3: Makes me thinking about it so good.

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Speaker 5: I know it's confusing. There's a lot of mats and

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Speaker 5: Tom's and Ryan's through finding each other. But today, if

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Speaker 5: you just need to find the popular Ryans, because we're

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Speaker 5: doing a special High Flying Ryan edition of.

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Speaker 2: Twenty of twenty, I.

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Speaker 5: Have a list of the top twenty most famous entertainers,

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Speaker 4: To stay in the game.

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Speaker 5: We'll start with the woman. Who's the Ryan Lochtey of

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Speaker 2: He's an Olympic swimmer by the Way podcast.

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Speaker 5: Alexis Top twenty most famous. Ryan's on a list in

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Speaker 1: Okay, I thought Alexis would actually pick this one. I'm

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Speaker 1: picking the one and only Ken Ryan Gosling.

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Speaker 5: Ryan Gosling number two on my list. We got number

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Speaker 7: We're radio teams, so we got to give a shout

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Speaker 4: We're top five right immediately.

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Speaker 2: I do know the producer of the show Glee and

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Speaker 5: Ryan Murphy number fourteen on my list. He created Glee

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Speaker 6: I don't got any Ryan's, but I feel like, is

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Speaker 3: This is like a Bryan.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I guarantee someone's name, Steve Ryan.

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Speaker 5: Steve ryans list. Sorry, Steve Ryan, if you.

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Speaker 3: Texting in over to Brook, this is sad.

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Speaker 1: I'm already at a point where I'm just gonna steal

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Speaker 1: Jake's answers and saying Ryan lock.

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Speaker 5: Ryan number eleven.

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Speaker 4: Put that on a silver flatter for you.

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Speaker 5: I was former Olympic swimmer famously suspended for uh, you

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Speaker 7: Jo I was gonna do Ryan Lockey because I didn't

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Speaker 5: Meg Ryan number three. We have the entire top four. Okay, Jeffery,

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Speaker 5: it's your turn. I'm surprised no one said this one yet.

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Speaker 5: Belgian pop singer Kate Ryan for two thousand and one

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Speaker 5: song Scream for More got me through some dark.

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Speaker 3: Times in midd What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Belgian op singer Kate Ryan, come on her edm hit

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Speaker 5: Kate Ryan Ryan's number sixteen on my list.

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Speaker 2: She deserves to be higher.

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Speaker 3: We're back to brook though, Okay, who is Mark Rye? Y?

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Speaker 10: I wrote it down and come on, Mark, but I

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Speaker 11: Mark Ryan Mark Ryan did not make my list, Jose.

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Speaker 2: If you get this wrong, Jeffrey wins.

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Speaker 4: She was thinking about our boy, Mattie Eyes. Matt Ryan.

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Speaker 5: He's number eight on my list. Former NFL quarterback from

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to get it wrong because this is easy.

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Speaker 5: Nolan Ryan number seven on my list, Jose, We're back

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Speaker 5: Ryan Phillippi, the star of season four of FX is Damages.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 5: Let me go over to the Ryans. You guys might

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Speaker 5: have missed Debbie Ryan after some singer known for her

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Speaker 2: Ryan Styles from whose.

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Speaker 4: Lines it anyway?

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Speaker 5: They call him Fitzmagic, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Harvard quarterback Ryan Tedder

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Speaker 5: from One Republic former Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan.

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Speaker 5: I would have accepted either Ryan Newman, who played Allison

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Speaker 5: Was Ryan O'Neill, a former actor, nineteen, former Washington State

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Speaker 2: Yeah, since I got a ride, I get to choose

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Speaker 2: Jose aw Man.

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Speaker 7: On the way down, I saw you and send me

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Speaker 2: The rest is your shock collar question of the day?

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You know how some parents put their kids on safety leashes.

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Speaker 2: The other day management asked me to start doing that

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Speaker 2: to Jose. I can see that just to keep track,

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Speaker 2: So I'm very excited to hear what I missed as

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I do that a lot. Make fun of me.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, on this segment, we fail at thinking and just

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Speaker 2: starting with hashtag failed goals. Brooke fox Brook, what's on

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Speaker 10: It's not like we are going two full days without

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Speaker 10: Like we drop her off, she goes two full days

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Speaker 4: As friends your child?

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Speaker 3: I didn't think it was gonna be like that. And

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Speaker 8: No, but he's behind me, so I can't hide, so

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Speaker 2: Why do I feel like this is how your actual

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Speaker 2: So the other day I got an email from corporate

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you read it?

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's allowed.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Didn't do it.

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Speaker 3: Did you do it?

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Speaker 2: I did it?

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Speaker 2: I was scared by the disciplinary action threats, so I

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Speaker 2: out and now Ashton, our digital director, you are my

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Speaker 1: I think that was a good choice.

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Speaker 2: None of you guys are getting resuscitated. That is what

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Speaker 3: I wasn't even sick.

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Speaker 2: That was what's on our minds? Text in seventy five

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We got all the texts coming in at seventy five

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Speaker 2: like this. One says, what's on my mind? Went grocery

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Speaker 2: and laughed way too loud at something jose said. Definitely

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Speaker 10: Oh my god, who's this crazy person themselves?

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Speaker 2: Another text says, what's on my mind? What happened to

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Speaker 1: It's those Thursdays at seven thirty. That's where you're gonna

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this one says, I'm just catching up on last

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Speaker 13: Very hard on that.

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Speaker 4: I think we should back up and head across the

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Speaker 14: Make show podcast at Brooke and jeffries more sway hot

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Speaker 3: I think I got worse.

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Speaker 11: Did Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Guilty pleasures. Look, we all have them, okay for sure,

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Speaker 3: So don't do that. That is really terrible.

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Speaker 2: It's not a dirty We think if it makes you happy,

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Speaker 2: Well, unless your guilty pleasure happens to be cheating on

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Speaker 2: from episode thirteen of Blues Clues when mister Salt cheats

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Speaker 2: on missus Pepper would send your rita paprika. Infidelity is bad.

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Speaker 3: You better not say that that actually happens.

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Speaker 2: So that's what Bla said. If cheating is your guilty pleasure,

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Speaker 11: Two timing lives live.

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Speaker 2: Bad boyfriends and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could

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Speaker 2: It's time for the segment that taught Adam Levine how

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Speaker 2: to send weird flirty text mess Oh sorry, damn your

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Speaker 3: I believe that that's an actual one.

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Speaker 2: Wait for that one to get leaked. It's Busted, where

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Speaker 2: listeners share the cringey ways they've caught their exes cheating

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Speaker 2: best Adam Levine impressions, starting with Jennifer, tell us how

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Speaker 13: I uh so my new boyfriend of one month? Oh

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Speaker 13: he got me into a bike riding, which I was not.

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Speaker 12: Really a bike rider.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, And we were.

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Speaker 13: Out one day when all of a sudden, this car

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Speaker 3: My looks good.

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Speaker 13: Like it was aggressive, and I was like, Okay, maybe

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Speaker 16: Maybe I'm just taking it personally and it's not even

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Speaker 15: Yeah, all of a sudden, this woman unrolled her window

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Speaker 17: Oh I know.

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Speaker 15: It got really messy after that because she got out

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Speaker 3: You're not the problem. Did you hit her with a bike?

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Speaker 18: Pub No, I took the banana peel.

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Speaker 15: I just threw it back at her.

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Speaker 12: It was like stupid.

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Speaker 15: I've never been in a fight before, but yeah.

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Speaker 2: Clearly.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't recommend another one. If that's you go to move.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 16: But it turns out he had not but two, but

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Speaker 18: All at once.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, busy guy.

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Speaker 15: And bike riding was his like quirky, cute thing to do.

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Speaker 7: It's definitely hot, like five times a day.

449
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Speaker 2: Let's talk to Dave. Dave, tell us how you busted

450
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 2: your significant other. Yeah.

451
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 19: So, uh for a few weeks, you know, my girlfriend,

452
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,360
Speaker 19: she keeps asking me, like fix things around the apartment.

453
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: Okay, you're like, that's why we have a landlord.

454
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 19: Well right, right, So I kept putting it off, you know,

455
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 19: saying like, you know.

456
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 12: I'm going to get back to it. I'll get back

457
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 12: with it.

458
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 19: And she didn't know, like I actually kept a list

459
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 19: of like all the things that needed repair.

460
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 1: So you know, and you guys were living together, right

461
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: it was your apartment too, No.

462
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 19: No, no, no, so no, no, we lived separately, oh Ita.

463
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 19: So one Saturday, I was like, all right, I didn't

464
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 19: have much going on, so I figured I'd finally go

465
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 19: and do it. So I let myself into her place

466
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 19: because actually she was out of town. So she told

467
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,400
Speaker 19: me she was going to be out of town, and

468
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 19: you know, I went to like one of the windows

469
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,399
Speaker 19: that she'd been complaining about, but it was like already fixed.

470
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 19: And then I went to her bedroom, you know, because

471
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 19: I fixed the closet door, and I open it and

472
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 19: there's a guy in there completely naked with a tool

473
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 19: belt on.

474
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 5: Someone.

475
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 4: Where are you there, bro?

476
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 3: I mean, where's she called it to? I'm just curious.

477
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 19: So my girlfriend was behind it and was like telling

478
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 19: me that it was my fault that she had to

479
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 19: hire someone and that person ended up being hot.

480
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 2: Did you apologize to her for that?

481
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 12: No?

482
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 2: We got time for Tanya. Tell us how you busted

483
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 2: your significant other.

484
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 16: Okay, So Mike, girlfriend and I were going to Paris

485
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 16: for a vacation and she wanted to learn French. Yes,

486
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 16: So she had these cards with words taped around the

487
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 16: house to help her learn.

488
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 11: Yes.

489
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

490
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 16: So one day I'm on my laptop and I'm wondering

491
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 16: what to these words and praises mean. So I put

492
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 16: it in Google Translate and they were like all really

493
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 16: flirty and some were kind of inappropriate.

494
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's French, that's basically.

495
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 9: Name.

496
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 16: So I confront her and said, why are you practicing

497
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 16: talking about your panties and French?

498
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 3: Whoa yeah, well, she say.

499
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 16: So she breaks down and she finally tells me after

500
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 16: we are talking about it for a while, and she

501
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 16: tells me that she's hooking up with her French teacher Pierre.

502
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 11: Good.

503
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 3: So, how was the trip?

504
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 16: It was great. I went by myself okay.

505
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:17,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you knew how to say panties in the French, so.

506
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, you had a great trip anyway, I did.

507
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 2: I did make sure to hit up our textport at

508
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 2: seven eighty five, nine to two. If you have a

509
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 2: funny story about how you caught your ex cheating, you

510
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 2: could be on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps

511
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 2: coming up.

512
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 11: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

513
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 2: In today's call, here's the scenario. A guy named Nate

514
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 2: is getting married and he wanted us to prank his

515
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 2: best man.

516
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 4: Oh I love it.

517
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 2: So he's told this guy there's another friend of his

518
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 2: that lives on the opposite coast who's also going to

519
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 2: share some of the best man duties. Okay, and two

520
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 2: of them should coordinate. So he's been emailing this Gmail

521
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 2: that's not responding because it's not a real person. The

522
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: groom made up this whole thing just to set him

523
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,719
Speaker 2: up for today's phone tap and we really put him

524
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 2: on the spot. You're gonna hear it right now.

525
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 12: Hello.

526
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: Hey, this is Paul.

527
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 12: Uh Yeah, hey me.

528
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:12,959
Speaker 20: My name's Keith. Look, I know we haven't met. I'm

529
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 20: Nate's best man and I'm supposed to call you about

530
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 20: setting up his bachelor party.

531
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 12: Yeah man, yeah yeah.

532
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 20: Hold on, Look dude, I'm in some serious right now

533
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 20: and I need your help.

534
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 12: Okay.

535
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 20: Look, my wife she thinks I'm messing around on her,

536
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 20: and I think she's either like tracked my car or

537
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 20: my phone or something. But I just saw her pull

538
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 20: up right now outside, and I am I'm screwed.

539
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 12: Bro, I don't know what you're like, what are keep

540
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 12: talking about.

541
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 20: I'm at a massage parlor, you know, like not one

542
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 20: of those credited ones, you know, like a freaking massage parlor.

543
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 9: Bro.

544
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about.

545
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,679
Speaker 2: Bro. I don't think you understand how serious this is.

546
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 2: This is my third strike with her.

547
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 4: She's gonna be pissed.

548
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 20: I need you to vouch for me.

549
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 12: Please, Like, what can I do, dude, Like, I'm I'm

550
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 12: on the phone with you.

551
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 20: I told her that I was meeting up with an

552
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 20: old college friend. From Australia. His name is Jack. When

553
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 20: she comes in here, I need you to be Jack.

554
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 12: You can't do it in Australia.

555
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 2: Please, she's walking in the door.

556
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 4: Are you doing hey, babe? How they don't Babe?

557
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 12: Don't on the phone man.

558
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 3: Doing it in this disgusting massage parlor.

559
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 4: Oh god, honey, I was pranked? What Jack pranked me?

560
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 3: What you have?

561
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 4: My Australian friend? He gave me the wrong address that

562
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 4: he set me up. I don't even know where I am.

563
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 3: You think I'm talking about you?

564
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 4: Seriously, I'm on the phone with him right now.

565
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 7: Jack me Jack, dude, you got me so much trouble man.

566
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Jack? Is this Jack?

567
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 2: How do you know my.

568
00:26:55,359 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 12: Husband from college from coolige old buddy?

569
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: Oh great? And what college did you go to?

570
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 13: Jack?

571
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 2: No?

572
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 12: Like you mean one down under?

573
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 7: See I told you I studied abroad in Australia one semester.

574
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 12: Yeah.

575
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 3: You sound real desperate right now, Jack.

576
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 21: This isn't the first time I've caught Teith with pants down,

577
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 21: if you know what I mean.

578
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 3: Okay, this beast, my.

579
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 4: Pants aren't down though, I'm just.

580
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 21: Okay, shut it, Keith, just shut it, okay.

581
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 4: Sorry.

582
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 3: Two other times, What time with my cousin? Do you

583
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 3: know how that makes me feel?

584
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 12: You don't know what to say about that one?

585
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 21: Oh, now you're speechless. Now you're a speechless Australian. I've

586
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 21: never met one of those.

587
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 12: Jack, Jake and Ryan.

588
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,439
Speaker 3: Huh huh. I didn't even understand what you said. What

589
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 3: you are saying? Doesn't even.

590
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 12: Had you seen that? Yeah, we always joked around, Coach.

591
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 3: He joked around by sleeping around.

592
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 4: You're a prankster.

593
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 3: Wow, funny, that's Jack.

594
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 4: If I ever remember Jack, it's me.

595
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 21: So you're expecting me to believe that you just pranked

596
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 21: my husband and sent him to one.

597
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 3: Of these filthy massage parlors.

598
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 12: I thought it would be funny, my by a day funny.

599
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 21: Okay, there's nothing funny about this place.

600
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 3: It's dark.

601
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's CD.

602
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 12: It won't be doing that again.

603
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 4: What was that I say?

604
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 12: It won't be doing that again?

605
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: Okay, you're starting this out a little irish.

606
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 12: I did have it. He drinks this morning, and every

607
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,719
Speaker 12: time I drink I stand to be It's funny.

608
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 4: Is now you see where we're friends. Let's babe, let's

609
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 4: get out of here. You and me, Let's go let's

610
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:33,640
Speaker 4: go home.

611
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 3: Can you say something else in that accent?

612
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 4: Though, come on, honey, he's already done enough. Let's let's

613
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 4: leave him alone.

614
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 3: Like what you know, just maybe something hot.

615
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 12: Honestly, it's bedded in the hame scene, which can't kick up.

616
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 21: The baks Like okay, I don't know what the hell

617
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 21: that means.

618
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 3: Go like a go somewhere, go where there?

619
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 12: We said we want drank, you know, having to go.

620
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 21: Oh well, that's perfect because we're having to go with

621
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 21: you as in this is a go because it's a

622
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 21: prank phone call.

623
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, what are you talking about.

624
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 3: We're doing a prank phone call on you. It's Brooke

625
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 3: and Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

626
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,479
Speaker 7: Oh god, yeah, okay, you can drop the accent now,

627
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 7: bro I was so mad, it was so mad.

628
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 12: Put me on the spot.

629
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 11: I'm like, I.

630
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 12: Remember even thinking I know how to do it Australian accent.

631
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 7: But you had my back though, And you're a great guy.

632
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 7: I can see why you're the best man.

633
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 4: You're amazing.

634
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 12: Jeez, thank you.

635
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 11: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

636
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 11: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

637
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 2: In today's call. One of our listeners as a barista

638
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 2: and says she did something that normally she would never

639
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 2: do while working on the job. Wouldn't you know it?

640
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: A cute guy was involved. Yeah, so she took a

641
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: risk in the name of love, and now well she's

642
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 2: not getting a call back. I'm wondering when you hear this,

643
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: all the baristas who are listening, would you ever do

644
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 2: this with a customer that you found attractive? Text into

645
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 2: seven eighty five ninety two. You're gonna hear what happened

646
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 2: in your brand new second date update right after this

647
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: second date updated. You never know when or where you're

648
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 2: gonna meet the love of your life.

649
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 3: Oh, Jeffrey, that's so nice.

650
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: Like years ago, Brooke met a hunky traveling salesman named Ry.

651
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 2: She told us this story many many times on the show,

652
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: but just to recap for anybody who doesn't know. After

653
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 2: one steamy night involving a diner at the edge of town,

654
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: passion took over, and to this day her husband firmly

655
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: believes that those children are really his. Far It's a

656
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: story that's as romantic as it is factually correct.

657
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 3: Is not true at all.

658
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: I have only fallen, truly, madly, deeply in love with

659
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: one man, and that is my husband.

660
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah name. One of the kids middle names was Roy,

661
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 4: after the.

662
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 2: Real father to Okay, so you love your husband, but

663
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 2: you still married Roy.

664
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 4: No, I don't think she's saying anything.

665
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 2: Just Michael, your love life confuses the hell. It's hard

666
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 2: to keep up with. All I'm trying to say is

667
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 2: that love can strike anywhere at any time. That's great,

668
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 2: even when you work as a barista at a coffee shop,

669
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: like our listener Jacqueline does. So let's talk to her. Jacqueline.

670
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 2: How you doing.

671
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 10: I'm doing okay.

672
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 18: How were you guys?

673
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 3: You sound a little like sad or something? Are you

674
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 3: all right?

675
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 8: Yeah?

676
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 18: I just I need your help.

677
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 11: Okay.

678
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: I thought maybe Brook's love story brought you to tears

679
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 2: the salesman, but I don't know, maybe got something else

680
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: going on. Tell us about it.

681
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 18: Well, like you said, I'm a barista at a coffee shop,

682
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 18: and a couple of weeks ago, it was, yeah, it's true,

683
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 18: I like it.

684
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 2: That's exactly the attitude that Alexis had when she used

685
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: to work there.

686
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 9: Like it's okay, Well, a couple of weeks ago, it

687
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 9: was kind of a slow time of day, and I

688
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 9: ended up meeting this really nice customer and he ordered

689
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 9: a latte, stopped and complimented me on my film art with.

690
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 3: Your what art?

691
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 18: Foam art?

692
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can draw pictures.

693
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 3: Did you put your phone number in the foam on

694
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 3: the top?

695
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 9: Yeah?

696
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 4: It actually looks hard to do that.

697
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 18: It is hard because I actually didn't do any foam art.

698
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 3: Why would he say that?

699
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 7: I don't know.

700
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 18: Maybe he was just trying to talk to me, but

701
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 18: he goes, oh my god, like, is that a dog's face.

702
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 18: It looks just like my dog, Kevin.

703
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 4: He's totally just like joking with you.

704
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: To get your to you. Oh yeah.

705
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 18: I mean I think he knew I wasn't trying to

706
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 18: do latche art because he said I was the Picasso.

707
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 3: Of latche ARTO.

708
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: That's abstracted, that's not necessarily pretty art.

709
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 3: It is just very cool in his cubism face. Oh yeah, sure.

710
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 2: Did you get his name? By the way, his name

711
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 2: is Kenny.

712
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 18: The dog's name is Kevin, after Kevin from the office.

713
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 3: I mean, how did you parlay that into anything?

714
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 2: Well, so you have.

715
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 18: Being like really friendly and sweet, and I mean, I

716
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 18: know this is kind of unprofessional, but since having a

717
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 18: lot of customers coming in, He asked if I would

718
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 18: sit with him a little bit.

719
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, that is like I feel like that's bold.

720
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't know that I could ever think of a

721
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: scenario where I would ask any weight stuff to come

722
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: sit with me.

723
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: Although you did go to a Starbucks and try to

724
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 2: ask out the baristas recently and they all.

725
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 3: Said no, it's a good point.

726
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 7: It wouldn't be a good gauge though, because if it's

727
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 7: a dead empty coffee shop and she's like, oh no,

728
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 7: I can't, he would be like, oh, okay, she's working.

729
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 4: So here's my point. So she can say, oh, sorry,

730
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 4: I'm working. She has an excuse.

731
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 7: But if she says yes, I'll stay with you, it's

732
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 7: a huge sign because she's at work.

733
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 2: The ball's in your court at this point. Jaqueline, what'd

734
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 2: you do?

735
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 18: I said, yeah, sure, let me just you know, let

736
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 18: my manageer know I'm going to take my break.

737
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 3: And oh you even did it? Like on the up

738
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 3: and up?

739
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 4: Yeah you should have done ACoM.

740
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 2: Was it worth it? How did it go?

741
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 11: It was good?

742
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 18: Like we were laughing, getting to know each other, and

743
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 18: he asked if I was single, and normally whenever a

744
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 18: customer asked me that I lie and I'm like, I'm

745
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 18: married basically yeah, yeah, but I was honest. I told him, yeah,

746
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 18: I'm single. So he asked me for my number, and

747
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 18: after he left, like even my coworkers were like, oh

748
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 18: my god, that was really cute.

749
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's awesome.

750
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 3: An immediate gauge.

751
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: No, you get like, I would love if two of

752
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: my girlfriends could always go on every date that I

753
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: went on to like tell me whether or not at Whitwell.

754
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: Alexis if Brooks says, oh my god, that guy and

755
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 2: you are really cute together. What are you thinking?

756
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just can I get someone else?

757
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 2: But Jack? And this is a coworker whose opinion you

758
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 2: actually respect.

759
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 3: So wait, what's happened since?

760
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 18: Well, we texted back and forth for a little bit,

761
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 18: but like our last text exchange we had was a

762
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 18: few days ago and it was kind of weird. But

763
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 18: he messages me, yeah, so what's up with Glenn? Does

764
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 18: he still have his motorcycle?

765
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 3: Who?

766
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 18: I don't know who Glenn? I don't know who Glenn

767
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 18: or anyone with a motorcycle. I wrote, Haha, what are

768
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 18: you talking about? And he said, oh, come on, stop

769
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 18: saying koy with like a smirky face emoji. I wrote,

770
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 18: is this a game? And he never wrote back, and

771
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 18: it was like kind of awkward, and I don't really sounds.

772
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: Like he was actually turned by that conversation.

773
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: With alexis if you put a smirky face, that means

774
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 3: that you're not up.

775
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 2: Were you guys talking about astronaut John Glenn at any

776
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 2: point during your conversation in the coffee shop? Pretty sure

777
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:14,720
Speaker 2: he has a motorcycle. I'm trying to solve the mystery

778
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 2: here who Glenn is? So we have no idea. Clearly

779
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: Jacqueline doesn't know. We should probably just call him and

780
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 2: try and see if he picks up, and you can

781
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 2: give us some answers. Yeah, we will reach out to

782
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 2: this guy Kenny and maybe to his dog Kevin, and

783
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,439
Speaker 2: try and get you a second date update right after this. Okay, okay,

784
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 2: all right, hold on second date update today. We have

785
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,240
Speaker 2: a mystery. We need to solve the mystery of Glenn

786
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 2: and the motorcycle.

787
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 3: Seriously, who is that?

788
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about this off the air, and I

789
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 2: have a theory because who else is notorious for driving

790
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 2: a motorcycle around. Must be his son cruise in the

791
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 2: highways stealing women's hearts at night, just like his daddy

792
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 2: did back in the Yes, I guess we've never done

793
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: a double date second date. This is interesting. Roy, Jacqueline,

794
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 2: would you be up for doing a two four along

795
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 2: with Brooke and Roy? If we can get Kenny to

796
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 2: agree to this.

797
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 18: I'm not sure about.

798
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: You could turn it down down and I'm also kind

799
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: of pissed. I get the old guy, Roy and you

800
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: get the young one.

801
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 2: I'm sure you guys can work out an arrangement where

802
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,919
Speaker 2: you could swap halfway through the night or anything goes

803
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 2: with Roy.

804
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: Okay, let's concentrate on Wait, what's the guy's name now, Chris.

805
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: No, it's Kenny. You gotta focus on Kenny with his

806
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 2: dog cabin. Kenny is the one that she met when

807
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 2: he walked into her coffee shop the other day made

808
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: a comment about her Foemart. So let's try and get

809
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 2: that connection back.

810
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: Because after that text, about that weird text he said

811
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: about Glenn, this has to be just some misunderstanding that's happening.

812
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it's so random.

813
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 18: Maybe he accidentally texted the wrong person.

814
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 4: Texting.

815
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and maybe he's embarrassed because he feels like he

816
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 2: looked like an idiot. So let's give him a call

817
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 2: and see what he has to say. Here we go. Hello, Hey,

818
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 2: we're looking for Kenny.

819
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 12: This is Kenny.

820
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 2: Hey, Kenny, nice to meet you. We're a radio show

821
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

822
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 9: Hi.

823
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 2: What Yeah, oh man, this is your show.

824
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 3: It's your favorite radio show.

825
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 2: You're on the radio right now.

826
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 17: Why are you calling me a great question?

827
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're doing something called a second Date Update,

828
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 2: where we try to help our listeners work on their

829
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 2: love connections with people that they made out in the world.

830
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 2: And you were somebody's love connection recently hopefully.

831
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 12: Yeah.

832
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like you had a nice connection anyway.

833
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 2: It's a girl named Jacqueline.

834
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 17: Okay.

835
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 2: Remember you went to a coffee shop and you kind

836
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: of had a nice little conversation with a barista there

837
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 2: named Jacqueline, and you made a comment about like her

838
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 2: foam art.

839
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you said it looked like your dog, Kevin.

840
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 17: Yeah, I do that.

841
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 5: I do that a lot.

842
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 17: Actually, that's a line why I've done that a few times.

843
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 4: I mean, it is really funny and unique.

844
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 3: But even if you've done it a few times, like, yeah.

845
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 17: Well it's a few times, but you know it's been

846
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 17: more like a few times this week.

847
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: Actually, how often do you.

848
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 3: Do you drinking a bunch coffee? And why? Like, why

849
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 3: even why even ask her to sit with you? Why

850
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 3: even to ask if she's single?

851
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 2: If you well, you can't even remember who this is,

852
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 2: but like.

853
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: If he's doing this all the time, what's your intention?

854
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: It's obviously not to like have a relationship.

855
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 17: Well, I'm actually really involved with a social media challenge

856
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 17: right now.

857
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: Social media?

858
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 17: What might be part of it?

859
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

860
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 3: Wait, Jacqueline was part of it.

861
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 17: Jacqueline was a part of that, even though you know,

862
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 17: I don't know exactly who she was.

863
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 2: Okay, what tell us? What? What is this challenge that

864
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 2: you're doing.

865
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 17: It's a it's a challenge to help me be more

866
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 17: social and improve my social skills with other people.

867
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say so far talking to you, I'm not

868
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: sure it's working.

869
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,439
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you come off almost like a player, bro,

870
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 7: like a social tim.

871
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 2: What is the challenge? I don't understand.

872
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 17: Well, I have to meet and engage with ten new

873
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 17: people every day that I don't know, Okay, okay. In

874
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 17: the video, it says that Mauristas are friendly and easy

875
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 17: to talk to. So I tend to hit a lot.

876
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 2: Of coffee So you're going to a lot of coffee

877
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 2: places just striking up conversations, hoping to improve your own

878
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 2: social skills if you're not trying to pick up women necessarily,

879
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 2: just be a better talker.

880
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, she read that totally wrong. You know that. I mean, like,

881
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 3: you guys were too smooth. Yeah, but what did you

882
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 3: think when she was texting you? And who the hell

883
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 3: is Glenn?

884
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 12: Yeah?

885
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 2: She said, she said, there was a message that you

886
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 2: said about someone named Glenn in his motorcycle. Do you

887
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 2: know what that is?

888
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 12: Yeah?

889
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 17: That was actually meant for someone else if.

890
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 2: I did that.

891
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, we thought that. We didn't know.

892
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 17: I was talking to a lot of people at once.

893
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 2: So are you single? Can I ask that?

894
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 17: Yes? I'm single?

895
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 3: Are you wait?

896
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: Are you interested in dating any of these strangers that

897
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 1: you talked to or are you.

898
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 2: Just looking for like a million new friends? Because Brooke

899
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 2: bought all of her friends on Instagram, so that probably

900
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 2: be an easier route to go. Just a recommendation.

901
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 3: I know someone who did, But that.

902
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: Was what's the goal here?

903
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 15: Love?

904
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 2: We're just friendship.

905
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 17: I can't say I'm not interested in love. I am

906
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 17: interested in love, but I'm really engaged in this challenge

907
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 17: that I'm doing, and I want to see it all

908
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 17: the way through and I want to finish it. And

909
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 17: it's taken up so much of my time that I

910
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 17: haven't really had any to go out on dates at all.

911
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 4: What I'm is interesting.

912
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: Okay, how long until you finish it? How much longer?

913
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 5: I got a.

914
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 17: Little over three weeks left?

915
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: That's a lie.

916
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: But wow, for.

917
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: You, you could like meet a waiter at the same

918
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: time you're on a date with somebody.

919
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 3: Maybe no, try to you know, like two birds one

920
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 3: stone Brook.

921
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 2: Wants you to quit on your challenge. But I have

922
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 2: a better idea. Let's try and keep improving on your

923
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 2: social skills by reconnecting you with that Buris to Jacqueline

924
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 2: because he's on the other line right now wanting to

925
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 2: talk to you.

926
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 12: Oh wow, okay, yeah.

927
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's how the segment works. Jacqueline, you're there.

928
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm here, Jacqueline.

929
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 3: How are you feeling? I'm okay, a little disappointed.

930
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 17: I'm you're sorry that we got a misunderstanding going. I mean,

931
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 17: I didn't mean to let it get to that point.

932
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 17: Like I said, I'm just trying to work on my

933
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 17: social skills and complete this challenge.

934
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 12: Yeah.

935
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 17: Just hearing your voice though and thinking about it, it

936
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 17: is taking me back some. He's a lovely girl I

937
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 17: talked to with the blonde, curly hair.

938
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 18: I'm I'm a brunette.

939
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 4: Oh but it's not a light blonde.

940
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 2: Okay, if it makes you feel any better, Jacqueline Brooke

941
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: has worked with people here for you and can't remember

942
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 2: their names or who they are.

943
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 11: Ye.

944
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 3: If I saw Jeffrey in a grocery store, I just

945
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 3: walk right past it.

946
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 4: No idea.

947
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 2: I'd walk back to myself if I could.

948
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 18: I have to ask a question really quick.

949
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, go ahead.

950
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 18: Do you really have a dog that's named Kevin, like

951
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 18: Kevin from the office.

952
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,879
Speaker 17: Yeah, I do actually have a dog.

953
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 2: There was a long pause.

954
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 4: I have the dog.

955
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 3: Hold up a newspaper.

956
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 2: I need a picture.

957
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 12: Ane.

958
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just a social skills kicking that might have

959
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 2: been part of it, but look, the whole reason that

960
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 2: we do these calls is to try and set you

961
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: up on another date. So we would offer to send

962
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 2: you guys out one more time to another restaurant or

963
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 2: maybe another coffee shop, and we would pay for it.

964
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I think the thing is that you really

965
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 3: need to think about here.

966
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: I keep wanting to call you, Kevin Kenny.

967
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 3: Is the challenge worked? Like you've you've made real.

968
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: Connections, you have someone who wants to go further. I

969
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: would say that's.

970
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 3: Winning the challenge that you wouldn't even need to do

971
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 3: the three weeks because because you've already improved so much,

972
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 3: like she wants to be hang out with you.

973
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,720
Speaker 17: I mean, I'm glad y'all think it's improving my skills

974
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 17: and everything, but uh yeah, I really want to see

975
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 17: it through to the end. You know, I'm not a quitter.

976
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 4: That doesn't mean you have to say no to the

977
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 4: date though.

978
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll still send you out with Jacqueline. Though after

979
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 2: your challenge is done in three.

980
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 17: Weeks, well that might be really nice.

981
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:41,280
Speaker 2: Okay, we got to it might be nice?

982
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 15: Is that?

983
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 2: Are you willing to wait for that, Jacqueline?

984
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 18: I mean, I still feel like the conversations we've had

985
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 18: have been good, and even if it a sense of

986
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 18: being a friend thing I've I'd still like to go

987
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 18: out in weeks if you want to.

988
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, she just wants to be around you

989
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 4: no matter what the FB is.

990
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 15: Bro.

991
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 2: All right, well I'm calling it. This is a successful

992
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: second date update. We're gonna reconnect.

993
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 17: You too, Okay, okay, that sounds awesome.

994
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 4: Awesome, sweet people like this.

995
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 2: And by the way, Kenny, I just need to ask,

996
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 2: do you possibly have a father named Roy Kenny? If

997
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 2: you do, tell him to call in for a double

998
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 2: date update, he'll know what it means. Rookie Jeffrey in

999
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 2: the morning. Man, this is a great example of you know,

1000
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 2: sometimes all you have to do in life is just

1001
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: step outside of your comfort zone, try something new, and

1002
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 2: then naturally, love will just find its way in.

1003
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's love but or friendship or something,

1004
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: but yes, yeah, I agree with your sentiment, Like I

1005
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 1: think this was so cute.

1006
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you know, he was just trying to push

1007
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: himself out of his normal comfort.

1008
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: Zone and he did a great job.

1009
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:50,479
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1010
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: I mean he has multiple people texted him. I'm guessing

1011
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 1: she's not the only one that thinks that he's flirting

1012
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: with her.

1013
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's funny because he's not trying makes

1014
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 7: girls like guys when they don't try to.

1015
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 4: He's literally not trying. He just wants to talk to

1016
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 4: somebody and move on.

1017
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 7: So vicariously, girls are like, hello, yeah, playing hard to get.

1018
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,439
Speaker 2: I swear it works. Just push yourself out there into

1019
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 2: something you don't normally do. So, Jose, what do you

1020
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 2: think skydiving classes movie? It works for Kenny?

1021
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I don't think that that's what Kenny

1022
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 1: and her front.

1023
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 7: Oh Gray, my girlfriend is gonna see me pee my pants.

1024
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 2: But whatever you want, we can help you out with

1025
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 2: your dating life, at least try to. You can email

1026
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: the show at Broken Jeffrey. We'll call that person who

1027
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 2: isn't calling you.

1028
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 11: Back, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1029
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 2: We've got a scam alert. I repeat a scam alert.

1030
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,919
Speaker 2: It's Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. And this is out

1031
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 2: of Nassau County in New York, Okay. Police are letting

1032
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: everyone know there's been a number of victims in their

1033
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 2: area getting fake jury duty calls.

1034
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 3: What why people answer the phone?

1035
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 2: Basically, the scammer will call you and tell you never

1036
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 2: showed up at court for your assigned jury. That'd be like,

1037
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: wait a minute, what And so you feel like you

1038
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 2: broke the law and at that point I didn't get

1039
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 2: a notification.

1040
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, you better give us our sole security number right

1041
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 3: now to make sure.

1042
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, they give you two choices. You can

1043
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 2: either A go right to jail or B pay five

1044
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 2: hundred dollars to get out of it. And you're never

1045
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 2: gonna believe this. But people would just venmo this random

1046
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 2: person on their phone five hundred dollars.

1047
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: That feels like a government official. You know, I think

1048
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: I think the IRS is taking Venmo now too.

1049
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 2: I pay all my bills Venmo.

1050
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 3: No, it's good.

1051
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 4: I paid my taxes on cash.

1052
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 2: I know the future is amazing. And then after you

1053
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 2: pay it, though, you tend to get another call back

1054
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 2: from them saying there were some additional late fees and

1055
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 2: finds out it on we're gonna need some more. One

1056
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:07,240
Speaker 2: individual actually lost seven five hundred dollars to this person,

1057
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 2: which is sad, but it makes it makes me think

1058
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 2: our prank phone calls could be a lot more lucrative.

1059
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 2: People are really believing this stuff. Why are we using

1060
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 2: our talents just for good on this show, because that's

1061
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 2: what you're supposed to do, Jeff, Yeah, but I'm just

1062
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 2: saying we could Ocean's eleven. This thing one last big

1063
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 2: prank call. We get the money and then we're out

1064
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 2: of the game for good.

1065
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 3: Like we'd get six and fifty dollars and then you

1066
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 3: think we'd be set for a life.

1067
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,720
Speaker 2: Depends on who you prank. Alexays, your mom is pretty gullible,

1068
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 2: right she has venmo Oh, she's.

1069
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 6: Not going to answer a call from us.

1070
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 2: Okay, show meeting later to brainstorm who we scam call

1071
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 2: for all their money, But we gotta do Laser stories

1072
00:49:53,080 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 2: coming up right after this, it's the radio segment that's

1073
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 2: been getting into the dark world of underground sock puppet

1074
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 2: wrap battles attend this year's favorite, a Nike knee high

1075
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 2: named tuc Sock. He was about to lay down some

1076
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 2: wool with laser stories.

1077
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 3: Yes, going against ok.

1078
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 2: The segment where we read weird news storys around the

1079
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 2: glove just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

1080
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 2: There's other zozzy ticklers just this first laser story is

1081
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:35,439
Speaker 2: out of Chicago. Imagine going sixty five miles per hour

1082
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: and then being hit from behind by a giant wiener. Gentlemen,

1083
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 2: let's wipe the smiles off our faces, because that's actually

1084
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 2: what happened earlier this week when the Oscar Meyer Wiener

1085
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 2: mobile crashed on the Tri State toll Way.

1086
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 7: No, that could really mess someone up to Yeah, it's

1087
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 7: more than a football.

1088
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 2: The twenty three foot long hot dog shaped vehicle hit

1089
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: a Hyundai Sedan from behind, lost control.

1090
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I was the one way injured because I

1091
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: can't stop to see your window coming back killed.

1092
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 11: Was like.

1093
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 2: The Wiener will be lost control, over corrected, then rolled

1094
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 2: over on its side.

1095
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 4: Keep rolling because it's cylinder, shared cylinder.

1096
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 3: It's like a new fear a lot.

1097
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 2: Luckily, there were no reported injuries, though the highway was

1098
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 2: shut down for more than an hour as news helicopters

1099
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 2: circled above the giant Wiener. The vehicle was one of

1100
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 2: six that have been touring the country since nineteen eighty eight.

1101
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: Each one weighs as much as one hundred and forty

1102
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 2: thousand hot dogs.

1103
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 3: Is that how we weigh?

1104
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: That's how you have to roll the heating the bia.

1105
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 2: It has mustard and ketchup seats inside, a hot dog

1106
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 2: shaped dashboard, a removable bun roof, a ketchup walkway, and

1107
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 2: an official Wiener jingle horn.

1108
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 3: Do you think the horns just like, no word on

1109
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 3: how long.

1110
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 2: This vehicle will be out of commission, but they have

1111
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 2: confirmed the crash has not affected any of the other wienermobiles.

1112
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:16,760
Speaker 1: Schedules, My plans for the summer still on the wins

1113
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: coming right.

1114
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 2: The company insures the This next laser stories out of Washington,

1115
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 2: d C. A thirty year old man named Charles Mitchell

1116
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 2: Baines was pulled over recently for a traffic violation, and

1117
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 2: when the cops approached, they noticed that Charles's back seat

1118
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 2: was packed with women's workout gear. They later determined it

1119
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 2: was at least three thousand, eight hundred dollars worth of

1120
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 2: Lulu Lemon products. Yeah, pretty much, yes, but audience, it

1121
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 2: was actually two large piles of clothes that were stacked

1122
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 2: next to each other, and all of them had price

1123
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 2: tags still attached.

1124
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: So maybe he was an employee just reting, you know,

1125
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: moving one pop up location.

1126
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's possible that those things were true.

1127
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 3: Pop up location was at Alexis's house.

1128
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why the officers asked the guy if it

1129
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 2: was stolen, and Charles answered, yes, you just tell them and.

1130
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 3: Let y'all.

1131
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 2: Then he freely admitted quote, Oh yeah, I also have

1132
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 2: drugs on me too.

1133
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 4: Let's just get it, take them out here you go.

1134
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 3: What truth drugs is he on?

1135
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:31,439
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1136
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 2: He was being one hundred percent honest, and cops found

1137
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 2: that he had some illegal substances, including drug paraphernelia. So

1138
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 2: Charles was arrested and charged with felony, receiving stolen property,

1139
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 2: and possession with intent.

1140
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 3: But I bet his butt looks so good in those

1141
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 3: yoga pants.

1142
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 2: Dam This next laser story is out of County Fairs

1143
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 2: and sweet Crickety Claires.

1144
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 4: Wait, crickety clear.

1145
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 3: I don't know, let's go with it at Rhyme Fair.

1146
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 2: Food season is upon us and a new report has

1147
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 2: found some of the wildest dishes on the menu. Here's

1148
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 2: the top ones from around the country this year. In Arizona,

1149
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 2: they have the cap'n Crunched Chicken sandwich.

1150
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 11: I kind of like it.

1151
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1152
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 2: It's a piece of regular crispy chicken that's covered in

1153
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:22,280
Speaker 2: honey raspberry glaze, then rolled in a handful of capt'n

1154
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 2: Crunch crunchberries sandwiched in between two buns.

1155
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and it hurts. The roof of my mouth.

1156
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 2: Hurts. So good. The next unique fair food comes out

1157
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 2: of Wisconsin. They call it bug juice. Okay, it's a healthy,

1158
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 2: ish green juice that includes ice cubes with edible bugs

1159
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 2: frozen inside of them.

1160
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 3: Drink that quick before they melt.

1161
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 2: That's not all. The caramelined cream of the cup has

1162
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 2: more black ants on it, plus a dead scorpion right

1163
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 2: on top.

1164
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, could be a live scorpion though, Jeffrey,

1165
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 1: So that's a positive.

1166
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, in Iowa they have the Hot Cheeto Float. The

1167
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,360
Speaker 2: drink features a bright red soda topped with whipped cream

1168
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 2: and decorated with flame and hot Cheetos come. Those who've

1169
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 2: tried it say it tastes different.

1170
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 3: Gross, like a chunky pop up.

1171
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, they're getting their mouth hosed down with like a

1172
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:32,720
Speaker 2: little flower.

1173
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1174
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 2: And finally, in Texas, we've got deep fried beer. I

1175
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 2: mean this one. They've deep fried everything, Vietnamese crapes, there's

1176
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 2: something called fat bacon, pickle fries, and now deep fried beer.

1177
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 2: The creators say they want you to think of it

1178
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 2: as a kind of ravioli filled with America's favorite beverage.

1179
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:00,959
Speaker 4: It's like a soup.

1180
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,760
Speaker 2: Make it sound any.

1181
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 7: Better, Let's putace on it like, yeah, I'll take a

1182
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 7: three revels of the I.

1183
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 3: P A to show your ID to get one.

1184
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 2: Next Lazer stories out of Survey World Popular publication asks

1185
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 2: two thousand people about one liners an emojis that people

1186
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 2: use on apps like Tinder and Bumble, and which ones

1187
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 2: are the most cringe.

1188
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 4: I may need to hear this. Oh, I don't.

1189
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,439
Speaker 3: Is this gonna be a hard truth?

1190
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 4: Maybe you guys, I'm so anything I do is probably

1191
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 4: on you.

1192
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 2: Here's the top ones. Number five if you need to

1193
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 2: leave the app chat because you got to go take

1194
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 2: a shower. Yeah, and they reply with without me. I

1195
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 2: hate that. Number four if a guy texts you and

1196
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 2: says do you like bad boys? Major turn off to

1197
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 2: ladies and super cheesy unless you're talking about the movie.

1198
00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 2: Oh and you want to go see the suit?

1199
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1200
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 4: Wait, you're supposed to say because I'm bad at a

1201
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 4: literally everything? Yeah makes them laugh.

1202
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 3: No, it's still not funny.

1203
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's played out. Number three, Hey, sexy, what's your number?

1204
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,280
Speaker 4: Oh it's a good start.

1205
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 2: Well that is not cool. It's been used since the seventies.

1206
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 2: It hasn't worked since Brooks dad used it on her mom.

1207
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 4: Go ahead, that's so sad.

1208
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 3: I could see him doing it.

1209
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 2: Number Number two cringe emoji or one liner on the apps,

1210
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 2: the egg plant emoji.

1211
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 12: Come on?

1212
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 2: But what if I really just like eggplants?

1213
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1214
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 2: So the number one most cringiest pickup line on the

1215
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 2: dating apps right now is just two words, send picks

1216
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 2: come on. Forty five percent rate it as one of

1217
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 2: the rudest or cringiest things you could possibly say, especially

1218
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: if it's the first message you send that only forty

1219
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 2: rated it as rude or crim Fifty five percenter into it.

1220
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 2: As for this guy's cringiest pickup line, honestly, he's a

1221
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 2: photo guy too. He just sends an unsolicited pick of

1222
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 2: him with his shell off. No, he is crying in it,

1223
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 2: so at least him my thumbs up on that. That

1224
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 2: sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for

1225
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 2: the day. We'll do it again, same time.

1226
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 11: On Friday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1227
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 2: You know, we need to start giving our return contestants

1228
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 2: their own intro music.

1229
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 3: This is a lot of songs.

1230
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 2: This is a rare Yeah, that's a type of show

1231
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 2: that we are. And today Jeremy is back. He's a

1232
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 2: medical lab scientist. So we went with the song Weird

1233
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 2: Science from forty plus years ago. This, Jeremy, does this

1234
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 2: song work for you? Or do you have a different,

1235
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 2: specific theme song you'd to request?

1236
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 12: You can do it blind and she blinded me with science.

1237
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 12: Oh that's a pretty good one.

1238
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 2: Equally old, I don't think so.

1239
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 3: Is it Weird Science? The one where there's like two

1240
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 3: dorky lab guys make.

1241
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 4: A girl friend the hot woman?

1242
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1243
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 3: I think there was some problematic stuff in that show.

1244
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 3: I just have a feeling.

1245
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.

1246
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 3: All right, how's the lab today?

1247
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 12: H extremely busy?

1248
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 2: Oh what do you work on?

1249
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1250
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 4: I's gonna ask how his work.

1251
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 19: I've run the cvcs and then stem cells so we

1252
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 19: can determine how much blood we have to process for prickle.

1253
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 12: But some sol donations.

1254
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 2: I was hoping they were actually making a girlfriend in there.

1255
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 2: That would be kind of cool.

1256
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 4: Well, well, stem cells, Jeff, we can get started.

1257
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 2: That's right, you can make anything with those. But we

1258
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 2: got to get to the game.

1259
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 20: Here.

1260
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 2: Brooke is leaving the studio. You got thirty seconds to

1261
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 2: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1262
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,919
Speaker 2: you could say past. But you have to beat Brook

1263
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 2: out right, if you want to win? Are you ready?

1264
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 5: I'm ready.

1265
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 12: I hope you are.

1266
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 2: We'll see how this goes. Good luck. Your time starts now.

1267
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 2: Today National drive through Day, and according to a nationwide

1268
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 2: Fast Food survey, what chain was voted favorite drive through

1269
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 2: Sonic Lake Mead is a reservoir formed by which iconic

1270
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 2: us dam In the story of Winnie the Pooh, What's

1271
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 2: the name of his rabbit friend? What's the term for

1272
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 2: two different words that mean the same thing? Mount Everest

1273
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 2: is found in what mountain range?

1274
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 12: Olympics?

1275
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 4: Olympics.

1276
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,240
Speaker 2: I'd be really surprised if we found it there, but

1277
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 2: I never know. Now Brook is coming back into the

1278
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 2: studio now. Jeremy told our producer before he came on

1279
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 2: this summer he's been really busy doing camping, golfing, kayaking,

1280
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 2: and he said he has no kids. Quote, thank God.

1281
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 2: Would you care to elaborate on.

1282
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 19: That thought, Jeremy, I just like traveling and doing things that,

1283
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 19: I mean, give me freedom without kid.

1284
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 3: You could still do it with kids. Is just that,

1285
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 3: you know, sometimes they ruin the experience, That's all.

1286
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 17: I also want to be able to afford it if

1287
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 17: I had kids.

1288
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 2: Maybe you can create your own child in the lab.

1289
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 2: That doesn't cost anything.

1290
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 12: Right now, my wife has to take care of me.

1291
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 12: I'm the kid.

1292
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 2: Now, Brooke, we're over to you. Are you ready?

1293
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready.

1294
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is National drive through Day,

1295
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 2: and according to a nationwide Fast Food survey, what chain

1296
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 2: was voted favorite drive through?

1297
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 3: McDonald's.

1298
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 2: Lake Mead is a reservoir formed by which iconic us

1299
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,959
Speaker 2: dam uh In the story of Winnie the Pooh, what's

1300
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 2: the name of his rabbit friend?

1301
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 11: Oh god?

1302
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 3: What is his name?

1303
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 2: Past? What is the term for two different words that

1304
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 2: mean the same thing?

1305
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 17: Pass?

1306
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 2: Mount Everest is found in what mountain range?

1307
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 3: Andy's ace?

1308
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 2: Don't enough time to get started on that question. We're

1309
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 2: gonna head on over to the scoreboard to check out

1310
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 2: you both did with Jose.

1311
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,360
Speaker 4: You know they said we only use ten percent of

1312
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 4: our brain.

1313
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 2: I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.

1314
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 4: Every guy tried to use that as a pickup line

1315
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 4: after that movie.

1316
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 3: That's a good movie, Yeah, Jeremy, you got to correct today.

1317
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 2: It's not bad.

1318
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 4: It was pretty good. Brook, Yes, only on.

1319
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 2: Y pull it off the upset.

1320
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 17: Well done, sir, I'm four and three now.

1321
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Dang, You've beat me four times.

1322
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 4: That's a good score.

1323
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 2: It takes a scientist to outsmart Brook.

1324
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.

1325
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers because this was clearly a

1326
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 2: tough round. Today is National drive Through Day. According to

1327
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 2: a nationwide Fast Food survey, the favorite drive through in

1328
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 2: America right now is Chick fil A. I always hear this.

1329
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 2: Arby's was number two. Lake Mead is a reservoir formed

1330
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 2: by the US dam, the Hoover Dam. In the story

1331
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 2: of Winning Pooh, his rabbit friend is interestingly named rabbit Ah.

1332
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, guys, no, but I did just

1333
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: see a meme that Winnie the Pooh was my generation's

1334
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: inside out so true.

1335
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 2: The term for two different words that mean the same

1336
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 2: thing is synonym.

1337
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: Mount.

1338
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 2: Mount Everest is not found in the Olympic Mountain Range.

1339
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 2: It is found in the Himalayas. All right, now, Jeremy, congratulations,

1340
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 2: you beat Brooke. So you get one hundred dollars plus

1341
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 2: just for playing. You win a twenty five dollars gift

1342
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 2: card to Sephora. At Sephora bellv Square, you can enjoy

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Speaker 2: a shopping experience where all are welcome and what makes

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Speaker 2: you unique is celebrated. Plus, get your beauty in two

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Speaker 2: hours when you buy online and pick up in store.

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Speaker 12: Awesome.

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Speaker 2: Thanks guys, you're going to beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Jeremy, you believe they named rabbit rabbit?

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Speaker 2: Well, the tiger is tigger, the pig is piglet.

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Speaker 15: I mean.

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Speaker 1: There's like a you know, yeah, there's a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a change on it, like there's Kanga and he's rue.

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Speaker 3: I get it, but just rabbit. I'm not getting to it.

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Speaker 3: I'm not happy that I lost. I not happy that

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Speaker 3: I lost.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Jeremy, you've officially worn her down. Congratulations. Come

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Speaker 2: back and do it again soon. Okay, No, stay away,

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Speaker 2: We'll be back to Windbrokes book same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.