Speaker 1: There. So the hit politics podcast Applying It Liberally is
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Speaker 1: have to take a deep breath, take it. You know
Speaker 1: we're in a new city. This is seminal. This is
Speaker 1: a huge Not only is this the first recording session
Speaker 1: of a Forever Dog l A Trailblazers this is our
Speaker 1: first last culture in l A. Yeah, we're doing a
Speaker 1: string of EPs in l A. We've got some great
Speaker 1: guests lined up. And let me tell you, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of differences between Los Angeles and New York City.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know this. Maybe you
Speaker 1: should get your pens and papers out later we'll go
Speaker 1: through them. But there's a debate to be had, absolutely
Speaker 1: a debate that has not ever been tried. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, I don't think so what are your differences?
Speaker 1: You know what? No, I will say this. I noticed this.
Speaker 1: Two different people said mentioned, uh, Jurassic Park as a thing,
Speaker 1: and is that an l A thing? And you know what,
Speaker 1: they said it to my face because I think they
Speaker 1: were trying to like lure me in and I think
Speaker 1: I think they thought that Jurassic Park would be like
Speaker 1: a buzzword for me. But no, but it hasn't worked.
Speaker 1: But it was our friend Amanda, who's like driving driving
Speaker 1: out since she was like, yeah, sometimes it just feels
Speaker 1: like Jurassic Park here, like with all the nature in
Speaker 1: the lashes, and Billy mentioned Jurassic Park, and Billy mentioned
Speaker 1: Drastic Park, but then Guy mentioned Drassic Park. Last name.
Speaker 1: So there's been more than two, there's been three. We
Speaker 1: this is the first time I've I've been here enough
Speaker 1: times to like know what the deal is, but this
Speaker 1: is the first time I've continually heard this reference. L
Speaker 1: A is is less sna is less Orna, which is
Speaker 1: the name of the island right in the first park
Speaker 1: in Drassic World. In Draassic Park, I think it is
Speaker 1: l as Lost World. Guys, we have such a good guess.
Speaker 1: The sunshine is in the room. Come on, I mean,
Speaker 1: this actually is a moment in time and we'll get
Speaker 1: into it, but come on, you know, you know our
Speaker 1: guests place on the good place. I'm sorry I stepped
Speaker 1: on that. It's okay. We're excited. We're so excited, you know,
Speaker 1: our guests as Gemma on Broad City, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: And guys, she's going to be in a new show.
Speaker 1: And we'll talk about this in a bed upcoming up
Speaker 1: that there's going to be even more. There's going to
Speaker 1: be even more to be gagged for. Oh absolutely, guys,
Speaker 1: Please welcome Darcy Carden. Boy. Wo I'm so you know
Speaker 1: how happy I'm so happy to be here that I
Speaker 1: like emailed you can we make it earlier because I
Speaker 1: like want more time with you. And we actually got
Speaker 1: up early. We said to ourselves last night, like we
Speaker 1: should get up early, right, woke up A Welcome to
Speaker 1: l A. That's what we do here. But you know what, though,
Speaker 1: isn't that a real thing where it's just like and
Speaker 1: actually in New York. You know, it's become nicer weather
Speaker 1: for all of our l A listeners, Like, it's gotten
Speaker 1: nicer over there in New York. So Henry and I
Speaker 1: have started opening the window and sleeping with the window
Speaker 1: open and also not closing the blind. I think that's
Speaker 1: a healthy way to wake up. Yeah, and you naturally
Speaker 1: wake up and you just feel happier. What's your what's
Speaker 1: your morning regimen? Now? Like? What is it? Yeah? It is?
Speaker 1: My husband Jason and I we were living in like
Speaker 1: kind of a cave of a place where we would
Speaker 1: really sleep in and it was super dark in our room.
Speaker 1: And then we moved to this place with all windows
Speaker 1: and light and sun and we wake up when the
Speaker 1: sun hits our damn face. So plus when our dog
Speaker 1: like licks us awaked. Penny is the sweetest I can
Speaker 1: watch a Penny Instagram story. Thank you, And I'm glad
Speaker 1: because that's all I do is instagram her all the good.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I want it good, that's all I want.
Speaker 1: It's Penny content good. And you know, if you don't
Speaker 1: want to touch the screen, it moves past. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: the thing about social media is there's always more of
Speaker 1: It's not to say that we'd ever want to move
Speaker 1: on from Penny, but you could if you weren't feeling
Speaker 1: Penny in that moment. Yes, yes, Um, I just want
Speaker 1: to say we've had listeners like quote unquote like thank
Speaker 1: us for pointing them in the direction of like brand videos,
Speaker 1: the instagrams or m of like certain guests work. But
Speaker 1: I want to say, and please watch the good Place
Speaker 1: in City, of course, but also go onto our seas
Speaker 1: Instagram watch all these Penny and check out Penny. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much she has. Let's absolutely be watching Penny
Speaker 1: all the time. She is, she is what we need
Speaker 1: and she does make my life so much better. She's
Speaker 1: such a good girl. She's as would it mask you?
Speaker 1: Would it make you happy for tens of thousands of
Speaker 1: people to like all of a sudden, Like if you
Speaker 1: woke up one day and like, like, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: your dog was a phenomenon. Would that make you happy
Speaker 1: or that freak you? I think it would freak me out.
Speaker 1: It's funny, Like I think of her as like a
Speaker 1: shy person, so I think she's she would be weird enough.
Speaker 1: But I do like it a lot when like, um,
Speaker 1: we take her to this little daycare and when they
Speaker 1: like her, like I like it when like what you're
Speaker 1: saying right that you like her. That makes me very happy.
Speaker 1: Get fans like that. We had Beth Nowell on the
Speaker 1: show and like her children, so we talked about them
Speaker 1: on the podcast and then a friend of mine was like,
Speaker 1: I feel like like now I'm like a fan of
Speaker 1: her children, and I was like, that's crazy, Like should
Speaker 1: that be? Is that weird? Is that that social media bit?
Speaker 1: That is what it is? But you sign a contrat
Speaker 1: when that's you can always be private? Yeah, and if
Speaker 1: you're not, you're getting watched. Yeah, you're getting watched for sure.
Speaker 1: So okay, real number, I I don't know number, rule
Speaker 1: number two or seventy. You're on social thank you. Wait,
Speaker 1: Darcy is like getting us back into the groove of
Speaker 1: naming rules and she even initiated that way. Yeah, you guys,
Speaker 1: I'm such a fan of the goddamn pie. I know what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I I see that you brought these candy cigarettes here,
Speaker 1: so I feel like, let's crack them open and let's
Speaker 1: let's do this, all right. So this is Darcy Carden
Speaker 1: on Lost Culture, Reascess and tip of the tip of
Speaker 1: the hat, the imaginary hat. Thank you so much, cheers
Speaker 1: our little sign. We should cheer. This is amazing and wow,
Speaker 1: and I one at home. If you guys happen to
Speaker 1: have candy cigarettes, this is the time. This is the
Speaker 1: time when you get them out. What's the best practices
Speaker 1: for eating this? And knowing myself, I'm in a nipple
Speaker 1: app Yeah, but I'm happy that we have these. But
Speaker 1: I will say I thought they were the ones with
Speaker 1: the paper. These are just like sticks of chops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna eat it. It's gonna be great. But
Speaker 1: do you remember the ones with paper around and you
Speaker 1: could blow out and yeah, yeah, yeah, they were like
Speaker 1: the state of the art ones. So it was exactly this,
Speaker 1: but there was paper and then I guess like powder
Speaker 1: in the paper, so when you blew out, you got
Speaker 1: a puff of smoke. And you were like six years
Speaker 1: old and you were like, I'm the fuck Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: like a badass. Um okay, So did you do Jawbreakers
Speaker 1: when you were a little Like those jawbreakers that you
Speaker 1: licked and you get to the very colorful in for me,
Speaker 1: I know them, but they're not for me. You think
Speaker 1: they're gonna be for you, and you're like you look
Speaker 1: at them and you're like, oh my god, that's a gag.
Speaker 1: I want that candy forever. And that's the thing is
Speaker 1: like you realize, like, wow, it really takes a long
Speaker 1: time to eat this. Also overrated candy apple. Oh, never
Speaker 1: been a fan, but I mean I've tried it. Interesting
Speaker 1: do you love? I know, you know what? It's not
Speaker 1: like an emphatic love. You can see you like in
Speaker 1: caramel apples? I like caramel apples. Are you a gummy girl?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but what's the difference. So candy is like
Speaker 1: the red yes, and that was the one I always
Speaker 1: want to never had that one that that was like
Speaker 1: more my preference. And then the caramel apples, like is
Speaker 1: literally caramelized apples. We're talking about the lollipops, the ones
Speaker 1: that you find like pumpkin pickings, you know, pumpkin picks
Speaker 1: you know a pumpkin pick, you know a candy apple? Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is my dream This is my dreams. Also,
Speaker 1: were you guys the kind of kids that bit into
Speaker 1: your ice cream cones? Yeah? I was a savor. I
Speaker 1: would let my my siblings like chomp their ice cream up,
Speaker 1: and I would be like, I still have more. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is crazy, I still have like so much more
Speaker 1: of my ice cream. And they'd be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Same deal with a blowpop, Like, will you just lick
Speaker 1: to the center? I guess no. I love that, like.
Speaker 1: I love it when you like like like and then
Speaker 1: there's like a little bit of crunch around it and
Speaker 1: you get that crunch into the gun. We all have
Speaker 1: our different ways and methods. It's almost wrong enjoying them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I'm a biter, Okay, I'm like, I'm a
Speaker 1: person that's like with the cherry blow pop, I'm just
Speaker 1: like that like makes sense to me, and that's not
Speaker 1: that's great. That's also I'm a crazy person who eats ice. Oh,
Speaker 1: I like that idiot whose teeth are going to pay
Speaker 1: for it? No, I think eating ice is fine, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I think it's so satisfying, is it? No, it's full
Speaker 1: on like like chalk chalk, chalk, sugar chalk. I broke up,
Speaker 1: I broke it in half. I'm sorry. No, no, no no,
Speaker 1: there's more to have or also never have. But I
Speaker 1: do want to see this as we're smoking your cigarettes. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: I listened to the podcast so much that your voices
Speaker 1: are in my head when I'm not listening to you.
Speaker 1: Do you know who said that? We went into a
Speaker 1: friend last night, old friend from college and name and name,
Speaker 1: I don't know our great name. She's great, you would
Speaker 1: lovely she saw us. I mean we like it was
Speaker 1: an equal freak out, Like we freaked out saying it.
Speaker 1: So okay, so we should say where we saw her.
Speaker 1: So we went to Cafe Hotel, last hotel, Cafe Cafe Hotel.
Speaker 1: I mean take it into your think my name might
Speaker 1: have been better. We saw the most amazing singer. And
Speaker 1: I want everyone this is the last cultures Culture podcast.
Speaker 1: I would be remiss if I didn't mention to Carrie
Speaker 1: Menolacus is this girl's name? And you got to check
Speaker 1: this girl out? Oh my god? Where we checking out? YouTube? Instagram?
Speaker 1: I guess all of it. She has some releases out
Speaker 1: on on year old un Yield Spotify, but apparently there's
Speaker 1: an album coming soon. And we saw her last night
Speaker 1: at Hotel Cafe and our friend Ryan Amador sang sang
Speaker 1: back up for her a couple of songs. Great job, Ryan,
Speaker 1: shout out to him. But oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So what the thing like, give me
Speaker 1: a um, like like Hady Perry dye. Perry was like
Speaker 1: able to sing beautiful shade, no shade she sings, but
Speaker 1: like just some like deep rich tones or something beautiful,
Speaker 1: patient singing, you know what, emotional singing. And she she
Speaker 1: just really loved the audience and she did a cover
Speaker 1: of Chandelier and then she did a cover and she
Speaker 1: closed the show with, um, hallelujah, which excuse me, but
Speaker 1: you're doing covers of those you can sing. If you're
Speaker 1: doing cover those of those you should sing, and you
Speaker 1: better say, you better nail it. You're not going to
Speaker 1: do a cover of Chandelier unless you can fun and
Speaker 1: if you do, kill yourself, and if you don't, I
Speaker 1: do want to just mention that, like I say, Katie Perry,
Speaker 1: and I feel like the insinuation there is going to
Speaker 1: be that like it's like this kind of poppy thing
Speaker 1: like belting, like you've never heard, the transitioning from the
Speaker 1: belt until the head voice like you've never heard, then
Speaker 1: like effortlessly going into her mask. Who is this woman?
Speaker 1: And I let me tell you, you've never heard control
Speaker 1: like that? And also she sounds Greek sounds. What are
Speaker 1: the what are the Greek class names in your family?
Speaker 1: And well, Kara Janice is that Greek? Okay? I mean
Speaker 1: that's my grandma's last name. And then like further back,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll just say mine is Claridas beautiful,
Speaker 1: which is so dangerously close to Clara even just said differently.
Speaker 1: I mean that's l A R. It is for all
Speaker 1: in time, very sex. But um, And my mom's first
Speaker 1: name is Katrina and her sister's name is Christina, so
Speaker 1: they were Katrina and Christina Claritas. Wow. And that's Long Island.
Speaker 1: That's Long Island. Continent salad Um Guy's rule number one thousands.
Speaker 1: Check out Carrie m A n O L A k
Speaker 1: oh say, which I really could have seen Matt's eye
Speaker 1: brought this when he did that down up down up
Speaker 1: down like that song an Empire. I'll go up down,
Speaker 1: up down, up down. Anyone's still watching Empire? I haven't good. Um.
Speaker 1: But anyway, we ran into our friend Emma and she
Speaker 1: she turned back and this is this is just us
Speaker 1: pointing this out, and this is truly remarkable. How she
Speaker 1: said the same thing that Darcy saying that our voices.
Speaker 1: She's like, we're like in her internal monologue in a way,
Speaker 1: because that's an internal dialogue or trialogue or whatever, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So that's that's crazy. So Darcy, yes,
Speaker 1: we're so sorry we've burrowed into your No. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it, and I'm just so happy for you guys.
Speaker 1: That what a success your live night of I don't
Speaker 1: think so as well. So I introduced my sister Miranda,
Speaker 1: Miranda to UM. We listened to it together and we
Speaker 1: were really into it. Um. I was like driving around
Speaker 1: l A with a smile plastered. We want to do
Speaker 1: one in Los Angeles. We want to must because I
Speaker 1: really feel like it could be so fun. Would you yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. I would. But let me just tell you something.
Speaker 1: And I love l A. I love living here. I'm
Speaker 1: so happy to live here. But it will never touch
Speaker 1: how good that was in New York and New York
Speaker 1: has an energy. I mean, you know this, this is
Speaker 1: like we were saying, this is this is an age
Speaker 1: old like not even debate. It's like the energy, the
Speaker 1: energy of a live show in New York is not
Speaker 1: to be compared to We're so this will be my
Speaker 1: first time ever doing a show in l A like tomorrow. Well,
Speaker 1: by the time you'll already of this, like we'll have
Speaker 1: done Ethnic Realness that used to be Sunset, which Phone
Speaker 1: is hosting with Oscar, great people on it, and then
Speaker 1: we'll have done a show at uc B Franklin with
Speaker 1: Paparulette our sketch group on the eighth. But then you
Speaker 1: guys listening this to this can still come um at
Speaker 1: UCB Sunset popular Lette is going to do our show.
Speaker 1: And this will be the first time I'm performing here,
Speaker 1: and I'm very anxious to find out what it's like.
Speaker 1: It'll be great, It'll be great, and I and I
Speaker 1: perform it used to be every week and I love it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, asked how my team search history, which I love.
Speaker 1: But there is this like energy about a live show
Speaker 1: in New York, especially a crazy kind of like weird
Speaker 1: show like that, Like I did this show called Gentrify
Speaker 1: is still there and love it, but we started in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I feel like, would you guys do it the Lyceum,
Speaker 1: that's right? And I feel like, um, yeah, there's just
Speaker 1: this like we couldn't do that show in l A.
Speaker 1: It just was or maybe we could. Maybe I just
Speaker 1: don't know the indie scene as well here, but it's
Speaker 1: a different it is a different vibe. But oh my god,
Speaker 1: Matt and I first time I ever saw Darcy card
Speaker 1: and side Car was when she was inside car was
Speaker 1: called car but I hear, which means it was a
Speaker 1: restaurant that Henry and Sidecar was the three boys and
Speaker 1: m A. D Was the three girls and together we
Speaker 1: were not yeah that's what it was, but you guys
Speaker 1: hosted Backguard Brawl back when Matt Rogers used to perform.
Speaker 1: I was in Cats and we were in background brawl
Speaker 1: like many I do remember that, and I also we're
Speaker 1: seeing Michael Harney around that. And then later like years later,
Speaker 1: like like recently, I went up to her names like
Speaker 1: we've never met, but um and he he didn't know
Speaker 1: who I was from Hammer before. But I just remember
Speaker 1: like feeling so annoying because we were like literally ten
Speaker 1: or eleven running around and being nineteen. It was like,
Speaker 1: do we belong here? But you guys kept winning and
Speaker 1: winning and winning. Yeah. It was st Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Just seeing Darcy, I was like, who is that young woman?
Speaker 1: She is beautiful talent. Oh my god. But it was,
Speaker 1: oh god, I we just love you, Darcy. You guys,
Speaker 1: I love you. That's nice, Thank you, We love we
Speaker 1: love Who does ask? Cat in l a In l
Speaker 1: a Um Tarver Tarvar does it a lot? To tarvar Um?
Speaker 1: You know, Mary Holland, Zach Woods does it like almost
Speaker 1: every weekend, Joe Winger um Um, Lauren Lacus, Betsy Sara
Speaker 1: you know, Las does it a lot? Yeah, Laps does
Speaker 1: It's amazing And Kim Booster did molog I met him
Speaker 1: and it was great and truly thanks to the show,
Speaker 1: thanks to the pod. I listened to his epp, I
Speaker 1: fell in love. I reached out on Twitter and said,
Speaker 1: come do the show and then he did it. We're
Speaker 1: here to give young talents at platform. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: he did it in New York too, so I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to claim he did do it recently. He now
Speaker 1: he now he's He's probably one of the few Bike Coast.
Speaker 1: That's a gag too. I I went and watched study
Speaker 1: give the model and I and you were there and
Speaker 1: I was and then it was just so funny. I
Speaker 1: was like, the trust me, I am the same, and
Speaker 1: you do it. Yeah, well, I used to be the
Speaker 1: first in line. I would be there. I would be there,
Speaker 1: like the point was to be the first in line
Speaker 1: because I wanted like the seat that I wanted. And yeah,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how you guys, I it's it's
Speaker 1: get It gets weird when you start thinking about like
Speaker 1: I guess how long it's been or something. Also, and
Speaker 1: this is like real deep cut Darcy role. Like you
Speaker 1: did an episode of Long Form Conversations years ago and
Speaker 1: I listened to it as like a we post we baby,
Speaker 1: and I was like, and then you ended the episode
Speaker 1: just by saying, um, you guys, we are so lucky
Speaker 1: to do this. We're so lucky to do this. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm tapping on the table. I'm sorry. Um,
Speaker 1: you were like, We're so lucky to do this. And
Speaker 1: then that, for some reason really hit me and I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, yeah, like this is for all the
Speaker 1: ship that we go through to like do this and
Speaker 1: like and and and tolerate like it's it's just wonderful.
Speaker 1: It's a blessing. I'm thanks for telling me that. But
Speaker 1: I still, yeah, I still feel like that. I still
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, it was easy to kind of
Speaker 1: get in their heads about what we're doing, or also
Speaker 1: to get used to what we're doing and want the
Speaker 1: next thing or whatever. But sometimes it's like I like
Speaker 1: to look back. I like to look back, like two years,
Speaker 1: five years, ten years, and whenever, especially when I'm like
Speaker 1: I'm not where I want to be or where it's
Speaker 1: fun to go. Oh but if you told ten years
Speaker 1: ago Darcy pretty stoked, it was stoked. I'm just no,
Speaker 1: but I actually am just thankful to walk into you see,
Speaker 1: being not feel like I'm gonna show up. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to walk into that place and the smell
Speaker 1: of it, you see, be in New York has a
Speaker 1: very distinct smell, and I'd walk in and that smell
Speaker 1: I would associate it with just like total total and
Speaker 1: I was always like, oh my god. And now to
Speaker 1: walk in there and feel like, oh no, I like
Speaker 1: like this is being exactly It's fun. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of love for the place for
Speaker 1: the place I have to facilitate. Oh my god, Darcy,
Speaker 1: I've been cutting my face and I know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna do this conversation. I know this. I don't know
Speaker 1: about you. I told us. I was like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: I'm god, I'm so excited for Darcy's episode tomorrow. And
Speaker 1: then I told Matt did you know? And this is
Speaker 1: a new information to him, and he's so excited to
Speaker 1: talk about Darcy is an alumna of the Ride to
Speaker 1: this day. To this day, you guys have to share
Speaker 1: compared Oh my god, No, it's wild so that you
Speaker 1: just don't talk about it on the show. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that I did a bunch, but like I never say,
Speaker 1: like it's the Ride, Yes, yes, my tour guide job
Speaker 1: that I had. Yeah, And I didn't know that you
Speaker 1: did it. So I don't mean to um we should
Speaker 1: host together. I'm not trying to toot my own horn,
Speaker 1: but I will say that Tim Dunne and I kind
Speaker 1: of like started it, and Scott and Jackie and I
Speaker 1: don't mean we started it, came up with the idea,
Speaker 1: but it was a weird do you guys know Tim Dne?
Speaker 1: Love him, Tim, Yeah, And it was just a weird thing.
Speaker 1: Like we auditioned and for those of you who don't know,
Speaker 1: the ride is like I want to say, like an
Speaker 1: interactive tour through. It's like amoy, fun interactive tour bus.
Speaker 1: And it's kind of the best thing, and it's kind
Speaker 1: of the fucking worst thing, right, it's like amazing, and yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I got it. Anyway, we could talk
Speaker 1: about this forever, but but Tim and I got We
Speaker 1: auditioned for it, and we I think we auditioned in
Speaker 1: a pair, and we were sort of like best friends
Speaker 1: and comedy partners and everything. So we got along with
Speaker 1: the people immediately, and they were like, great, you're in.
Speaker 1: By the way, we don't have a script. We don't
Speaker 1: have we don't know who to cast. And we were like, wow,
Speaker 1: let us take care of everything. And we were We
Speaker 1: invited all of our UCB friends. They paid us so
Speaker 1: much money in the beginning, so much money to kind
Speaker 1: of like sit around and come up with ideas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, so much money. What a weird thing to say.
Speaker 1: But for you know, we were like used to twelve
Speaker 1: dollar and hour jobs and this was like in the
Speaker 1: thirties an hour. I don't even remember whatever it was,
Speaker 1: we were like, we want to do this forever. But
Speaker 1: then as maybe it was in the fifties, whatever it was,
Speaker 1: they started lessening and lessening it in the um and
Speaker 1: and it was great. It was great, but it was
Speaker 1: also you know, it's hard. It's after a while, it
Speaker 1: gets really hard because like you repeat yourself again and
Speaker 1: again and again. Like the other day, I had I
Speaker 1: worked a lot there before we came out here because
Speaker 1: just wanted to make and so someone, the girl I
Speaker 1: was hosting with said something, and then after she was done,
Speaker 1: I said the same thing, because you're kind of I'm
Speaker 1: sometimes that I almost feel like you can't do it
Speaker 1: again and again and again and again and give them
Speaker 1: the good experience anyway, especially in a row. I would
Speaker 1: do a bunch in a row. Yeah, so that interested me, Like,
Speaker 1: did you guys make up there's a joke where where
Speaker 1: everyone gets on the bus and you're like, okay, guys,
Speaker 1: safety first, you gotta put on your seatbelts and there's
Speaker 1: no seating. Yeah, that was that was original. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like not to say I wrote it, but that definitely
Speaker 1: was like from our originals status. So oh my god,
Speaker 1: it gets him every time still you should know it's
Speaker 1: still that is so funny that it was like it was,
Speaker 1: you know, that's another thing. And not to like not
Speaker 1: to compare to UCV or anything, but when I say
Speaker 1: like like we were not to say we were lucky
Speaker 1: to do that, but it was like a fun job
Speaker 1: that we got to sort of like improvise, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the streets of New York with our ends. It was
Speaker 1: a performing job. It was like it was so easy
Speaker 1: to roll our eyes at. But also I remember always
Speaker 1: being like, what would you rather be doing? I mean, sure,
Speaker 1: being on a set, being on Broadway or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like you're not working in a restaurant. You're not like,
Speaker 1: you know, it was very fun. It was like it
Speaker 1: was one of those ones where you just had to
Speaker 1: correct your mindset to be like, no, this is fun,
Speaker 1: just have fun with Yeah. I always try to in
Speaker 1: mind myself, like because I sigmultaneously right now I'm waiting
Speaker 1: tables and doing that, and so like I'm just like,
Speaker 1: and you know, the one is a lot more money.
Speaker 1: But then sometimes I will just rather do that because
Speaker 1: at least I feel like in some way I'm using
Speaker 1: my brain, whereas like when you're waiting tables. It's like
Speaker 1: it ain't that like when you're ten years in which no,
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, like just for you, like
Speaker 1: on a legacy level. It's like the fact that your
Speaker 1: jokes are still like heading and honestly done love to
Speaker 1: Tim done love, I didn't know what Tim done words
Speaker 1: at the rock and then and then you look back
Speaker 1: and it's like a lot of people. I think Lauren
Speaker 1: Adams Lauren ad Yeah, and I think Brian FoST told
Speaker 1: me that he like trained to do it and then
Speaker 1: got motion sick on the rock. I feel like I
Speaker 1: remember that that that there were some people that couldn't
Speaker 1: handle the facing forward. Somebody else got sick. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun with like Justin Tyler
Speaker 1: did it. There were also certain people. There were certain
Speaker 1: people that you were like, you'd get your schedule and
Speaker 1: you'd be really excited to do it with, and others
Speaker 1: where you're like, yeah, I guess I've given shifts up.
Speaker 1: Yeah me too, sneakily switched with someone, Yeah me too.
Speaker 1: I literally want to oh this is I hope it
Speaker 1: won't listen, but I literally once time emailed the manager
Speaker 1: and I was like, I have to be on this
Speaker 1: bus at least fifteen minutes earlier, because um, I just
Speaker 1: I just have to, I just have to. Did they
Speaker 1: understand I do think so much of it is about
Speaker 1: chemistry that it has to be like we just don't drive.
Speaker 1: They put me with my friend Christie Shaffleford a lot
Speaker 1: was didn't she do in one of the fifty? Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah she did Juliet really fucking funny about the haircut
Speaker 1: and she's like, what do you Yeah. I will say
Speaker 1: my favorite line from any of them that night was well, now,
Speaker 1: of course I can't remember it, but it was something
Speaker 1: like I just really hate Mark Ruffalo. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about Mark Ruffalo, and of course she
Speaker 1: picked the trollball and she got Olivia Newton John and
Speaker 1: then some way like halfway through, she just was like,
Speaker 1: I just really hate I geged I think I will
Speaker 1: say and not and this is not a favoritism thing,
Speaker 1: but my favorite line, I mean it is my favorite
Speaker 1: line of the night was Heartney. And just to close
Speaker 1: down the entire night, if I wanted to listen to Kevin,
Speaker 1: what was it? If I wanted to listen to Oh,
Speaker 1: if I wanted to listen to Kevin space and make
Speaker 1: it up for two hours. I'd ask him about the
Speaker 1: women he's fucked and that was it, right, that was
Speaker 1: like the end. Yeah, that was great man. He relish
Speaker 1: that he's fucked. In my mind he did a spin
Speaker 1: into the splits and that like listening to it, I
Speaker 1: should have been a full death drop. Work on it, Michael.
Speaker 1: And the other thing I will say about the ride
Speaker 1: is that we used to oh my god, this is insane,
Speaker 1: because I'm positive you guys don't do this right. We kissed,
Speaker 1: we had a love story. There was a love story involved.
Speaker 1: I love that where the where like the audience would like,
Speaker 1: we would oh my god, it was so weird, okay?
Speaker 1: Is it okay? So in the beginning, Jackie and Scott Scott,
Speaker 1: in the beginning of it, we say, why do eight
Speaker 1: point five million people live here in New York? What
Speaker 1: do over sixty million people visit us every year? And
Speaker 1: why were those people here? Are we still single? And
Speaker 1: then everyone's like, it's like the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: And then sometimes if you choose to make it like this,
Speaker 1: you can like I'll sometimes play like, well, you know, Jackie,
Speaker 1: I I don't think you should be single. I think
Speaker 1: you're crazy, you know, I think that anyone would be
Speaker 1: lucky to do with you, and then like later on
Speaker 1: you could connect it to and it depends on the host.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they'll be like I love you. One time I
Speaker 1: fully proposed to Christie. I was like, Jackie, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: I have and it was like the whole was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we would do this thing where we'd have to like
Speaker 1: sneak by excuse me, excuse me, part of excuse me,
Speaker 1: part of me, part of me, and to get to
Speaker 1: the middle and then we'd kiss. Yeah. I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: We did so much like beta testing and like like rehearsals.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember if we did it with a
Speaker 1: real audience, but we definitely. I definitely kissed every boy
Speaker 1: used to be because of that. That is insane. I
Speaker 1: love kissing. Kissing is so funny, you guys. But if
Speaker 1: I want to get to kiss, Nanny just sinto on
Speaker 1: the Yeah, Lucky, your eyes wide open. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. I was like, you to be
Speaker 1: a lot a lot of hot dudes, I know, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: around a lot of hot dudes. Yeah, yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: husbands hot hot. Yes, I love a hot two stars
Speaker 1: on all shows Hot and look down to Hot. He
Speaker 1: lives we lived together. We didn't really be in Jason
Speaker 1: and Policia living the duplex together, so I can just
Speaker 1: go upstairs, given kiss, come back down. God, I love
Speaker 1: kissing rule And honestly, this might be out there Ted dancing, Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean, my god, real though, I mean I actually
Speaker 1: can't quite get like when I okay talk about when
Speaker 1: I like watch Yeah, I mean I'll spill whatever t
Speaker 1: because there's nothing to spill over than the fact that
Speaker 1: he's the best. But like now, knowing him so well,
Speaker 1: I literally do think of him as my best friend.
Speaker 1: But knowing him so well and then going back and
Speaker 1: watching Cheers reruns obviously we runs like what is his look?
Speaker 1: He is insanely hot in his own way the most
Speaker 1: like almost like an untouchable hot. It's so confident and
Speaker 1: like different and it has kept it really has. He
Speaker 1: is a stunner. Yeah, him and his wife Mary. I
Speaker 1: was going to ask, truly, speaking of hot that holds out,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm intimidated to even talk to her because
Speaker 1: she's like this this glowing beauty um, and I don't
Speaker 1: need to be intimidated because she's so down earth and cool.
Speaker 1: They really are like there, um you. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say goals because who says that, but you know what,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I would say he is so amazing. She's
Speaker 1: the main event to me, like he would love to
Speaker 1: hear that. We honestly, we have a friend whose parents
Speaker 1: are Kevin Bigon and Cias Edgwick and Ciris Edgewick is
Speaker 1: the main I love that she's the main event to me.
Speaker 1: Where it's like I could like see Kevin Bigan and
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, that's cool. Cis Edrick came in,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay. By the way they both plip
Speaker 1: their heads back with their hands in their now. Kevin
Speaker 1: did ask at one time when I got to do it,
Speaker 1: and he was amazing. But afterwards Kira came back and
Speaker 1: I was, God, have you ever seen the movie Heart
Speaker 1: and Souls? Bitch? Yes? I love it. I love it,
Speaker 1: and not just because I know you just talked about
Speaker 1: it with Rachel Bloom on the podcast and said that
Speaker 1: rule number something Alfred. Yes, but it is such a
Speaker 1: good movie and you described it really well because it's
Speaker 1: a family favorite of mine, My family's favorite one of ours.
Speaker 1: We definitely have the You would watch it all the time,
Speaker 1: and but I think if someone asked me to explain it,
Speaker 1: I would have You're you're well, you guys are both
Speaker 1: very eloquent. You know how to put a sentence together?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what? When an insecurity of minus what?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll listen back to this and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: and there it is again. I just say the word
Speaker 1: like and but it's just it just makes me feel dumb,
Speaker 1: as if I'm not using my vocabulary. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. I just had to correct myself. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not our fault. I mean, I guess we could
Speaker 1: once you are aware of it. It's like, well yeah,
Speaker 1: but also like, who's like the insane person is the
Speaker 1: one who's counting the number? You're right, but sometimes you
Speaker 1: meet someone that doesn't say it, and it's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I say it's so much. I say
Speaker 1: it so much, and when I hear myself back, it
Speaker 1: does make me feel dumb. But listening to the PC podcast,
Speaker 1: it doesn't bother me. I love it. I obviously eat
Speaker 1: it up. I want more and more and more and more,
Speaker 1: so get over. I'm very happy. That it feels conversational
Speaker 1: and not as if you're listening to a total morons. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I feel like the moron. Sometimes I can't even think.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we all feel like we're okay, they're both sobbing
Speaker 1: right now. One single tier all done the center of
Speaker 1: my face, like Demi Moore and Ghosts and mine was
Speaker 1: the single tier, like Sandra and Grays and we love
Speaker 1: oh my god, Grays. And actually Graye has been coming
Speaker 1: up a lot on the ride. All right, So I've
Speaker 1: been doing this thing now where we scan the Central Park.
Speaker 1: So the ride has scanners and it can shoot out
Speaker 1: layers onto the streets with this thing. All right, so
Speaker 1: it's like but no real lasers, right, I mean, well,
Speaker 1: it's like bring it's like subject Central Park and it
Speaker 1: comes back and it says, um, things you can do
Speaker 1: in Central Park. Shakespeare in the Park, My favorite Shakespeare play,
Speaker 1: Shakespeare Quota is like to swim to dive into the
Speaker 1: five to ride and I my joke is I go
Speaker 1: the Merchant of Venice and it says the tempest. Oh
Speaker 1: that's my joke. Is you know, in America, we don't
Speaker 1: have Shakespeare. We have Shanna rhymes and they're like, and
Speaker 1: then we do like a Gray's Anatomy, like back and forth,
Speaker 1: like Christie and I always get into Gray's Anatomy of course,
Speaker 1: and we talk about it like for like too long
Speaker 1: and Carnegie Hall passes by some no no, yeah, now
Speaker 1: look a busker. Oh my god. But anyway, like speaking
Speaker 1: of shows, we laugh. Yes, Terrible Babysitters do really well.
Speaker 1: We both have crushes on Michael the world should have
Speaker 1: a crush on I have a full crush on him. Act.
Speaker 1: But we've watched every episode together. Is that is so
Speaker 1: cute and thank you very much. That was That was
Speaker 1: like the first thing I want to say. I know
Speaker 1: that was the first thing I've ever written, but it
Speaker 1: might have been the first thing Michael did too. We
Speaker 1: were on a Harald team together and we were yeah,
Speaker 1: we were like we had that mutual love thing where
Speaker 1: we were just like, I can't get enough for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just loved him so much. I mean I still do,
Speaker 1: and he and so we just kind of talked ourselves
Speaker 1: into let's just write something together. And it was a
Speaker 1: great experience, the best and it's so funny than you
Speaker 1: feels different and new. Do you remember in Greece when
Speaker 1: um Marty says he's the living and yeah, I referred
Speaker 1: to Michael Cannis still living in and Henry loves him too,
Speaker 1: right love. Yeah, and they have a nice, nice relationship too.
Speaker 1: Because Michael did the My boyfriend hosts a fabulous variety
Speaker 1: show with Brandon Scott. Joan just texted him on the
Speaker 1: way here. Oh my god, I was doing this. You know,
Speaker 1: he's very excited. But they host the show together called
Speaker 1: a Little Night Music when Night or something. Yeah, midnight's
Speaker 1: like once a month and comedian's USB comics go and
Speaker 1: they sing, and he did the first one and he
Speaker 1: did rent and he was beautiful. He's out of control.
Speaker 1: He's so talented. Yeah, and then shot in O'Neil. I
Speaker 1: saw her like a couple of weeks later at something
Speaker 1: and she was like, you know, sometimes for fun, I'll
Speaker 1: just tell people that he went to Juilliard said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, he's um, he's yeah, He's definitely one
Speaker 1: of my favorite people on earth. He's so so, so talented.
Speaker 1: And Papaganti directed that he did. I am. I've been
Speaker 1: texting with Paul Lot this week too, because my son
Speaker 1: and love of my life Harry Styles is on us
Speaker 1: this week. Okay, so let's chat for a sun, shall we?
Speaker 1: Or shall I don't know about the song because I'm
Speaker 1: not guy. That's okay, that's okay. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: meant to gag. It sounds like a song that would
Speaker 1: be performed on the Next Factor audition where they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm really nervous to be here, but it's going to
Speaker 1: be a big opportunity for me, and here we go,
Speaker 1: I'm like really attracted and then like the like the
Speaker 1: like chords start and they're just all sitting there and
Speaker 1: like the judges are sitting there waiting to see is
Speaker 1: it's going to be good or bad, and it's good
Speaker 1: and they all go, like the audiences to start from
Speaker 1: the second it begins. That to me is a song
Speaker 1: that will be performed at talent show television shows forever.
Speaker 1: I hear you a lot, I hear what you're saying,
Speaker 1: and yes, it probably will be yeah, but that still
Speaker 1: I mean the thing, the weird thing about one direction
Speaker 1: And for the listeners at home, I'm I'm as big
Speaker 1: as they come, Brandon Scott Jones, and I as big
Speaker 1: and as hard as Brandon Scott Jones and I are
Speaker 1: are gigantic One Direction fans and have been for like
Speaker 1: half a damned decade. Now, it's insane. How the show?
Speaker 1: Did you watch them? On the show? Did we watched them?
Speaker 1: We watched them after the fact on the show, okay,
Speaker 1: they meaning they were on X Factor, and then we
Speaker 1: we The first time either of us saw them was
Speaker 1: on SNL, which was Kate McKinnon's first show, Sophia Regard
Speaker 1: was hosting. And they yeah, they did that that that
Speaker 1: new Tradina commercial. Right, that's right. And and and at
Speaker 1: the time, my husband worked there, and Chris Kelly worked there,
Speaker 1: and Sara Schneider and some you know, some of my
Speaker 1: best friends. And I went to see the show and
Speaker 1: and um, I didn't know who they were. And then
Speaker 1: I saw them and I and I it was like
Speaker 1: a fucking hammer to the face. I was like, what
Speaker 1: is this? And why do I feel this way? You
Speaker 1: feel yourself left off your Yeah, it was insane. I
Speaker 1: didn't understand how what was making me feel this way?
Speaker 1: And it makes you feel crazy? It made no sense.
Speaker 1: Was there any precursor to that? Like with and sank
Speaker 1: actor boys, great question. I mean I did as much
Speaker 1: as the next guy like love all those bands, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. The difference is this, I didn't give a
Speaker 1: shit about them, right, I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a fun song, or like I'll even buy the album,
Speaker 1: or I saw them in concert a few times, but
Speaker 1: I didn't give a shit about And I didn't care
Speaker 1: about their parents or their birthdays. Are they're like, you know,
Speaker 1: inner relationships with each other. I did not care. But
Speaker 1: with these guys, it was like I I I have
Speaker 1: more information about them. I mean, favorite, what is your favorite? Well,
Speaker 1: it's hard to explain. I hate picking a favorite son,
Speaker 1: but it is Harry. It is Harry. I just yea.
Speaker 1: I instantly when I went like this first time that
Speaker 1: I saw them, I remember being like, I know who
Speaker 1: they all are, and that weird, little quirky, quiet one Harry,
Speaker 1: which turns out he wasn't that. I'm like, I like
Speaker 1: the weird one. Nobody's gonna like him. He's weird in
Speaker 1: a different one. But then he's obviously the world's favorite,
Speaker 1: I think. And isn't it funny how Zane is pretending
Speaker 1: he's the world's favorite. But I mean, let's not, let's not.
Speaker 1: Let's watch it, okay, honey, let's but do you get
Speaker 1: Zanes face and personality? So excuse me, I do get Zanes.
Speaker 1: Listen for me. It's like what I'm not getting with
Speaker 1: with any of them is like I want very badly
Speaker 1: like that, like cheeky British pop star. I want the
Speaker 1: pop star with a sense of fu Robbie Williams that
Speaker 1: we never got. Don't you wish we got the Robbie Williams?
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy that we didn't happen like such a
Speaker 1: huge star in England, like the biggest world over. Yes,
Speaker 1: and just didn't a couple of songs connected with America?
Speaker 1: But why didn't we Like we missed out. We fucking
Speaker 1: missed the boat on Robbie Williams. And it's on us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, it's you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's up to I don't think so, honey. It's up
Speaker 1: to it's up to America to pick up what the
Speaker 1: UK is putting down. And there's so much good stuff.
Speaker 1: And just so you know, Harry is hilarious and cheeky
Speaker 1: and all the things you're saying. When as he's end
Speaker 1: up doing the solo thing, you'll see it all. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's and I do find him like powerfully attractive and
Speaker 1: that and that that, and I think he'll be around right,
Speaker 1: and I think the song will do well. Right, It's
Speaker 1: just not you. It's just not my thing. You know who?
Speaker 1: I love Sean Mendez who you know? I want doll Sean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is a good song. And actually, as the year
Speaker 1: has gone on, his voice is like deepened a little
Speaker 1: bit and and it used to be like a little
Speaker 1: um like puberty ish, and now he's kind of like
Speaker 1: and he's got he's got crazy vocal control too. Where
Speaker 1: did he come from? He's I think he started uploading
Speaker 1: videos on YouTube one of those and then became like
Speaker 1: YouTube celebrity allowed Justin Bieber, but in a different lah
Speaker 1: um Sean. I like him and he's a real musician.
Speaker 1: This is gonna sound weird. Okay, what is his name?
Speaker 1: Who's the kid with the half an eyebrow a chair?
Speaker 1: No he is. He's sang like um okay, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: like a fast and furious song with wait wait wait yes,
Speaker 1: who's that guy? Oh yeah, Charlie Puthum what. I heard
Speaker 1: him on the radio the other day and he has
Speaker 1: a great voice, and I was like, I think he
Speaker 1: sounds like Matt Rodgers. Is that possible, you know? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you your voices in my head all the time.
Speaker 1: I think I was, so maybe I was just thinking,
Speaker 1: here's my here's here's my biggest life. For gret I
Speaker 1: was too young for the boy brand craze when it started,
Speaker 1: and I'm too old for it now. Okay, honey, But
Speaker 1: if that had happened when I was sixteen seventeen, I
Speaker 1: would have sold my and I would have sold my
Speaker 1: whole and then imagine that I would have grown up
Speaker 1: in Orlando, your favorite place. Now, are you saying that
Speaker 1: you are sad that you weren't in a boy band.
Speaker 1: I'm sad that I wasn't an internationally successful boy So
Speaker 1: for the better saying that as if it was like
Speaker 1: gonna be a given if you had, I would have willed.
Speaker 1: I would have willed it to happen. Okay. Then crossover
Speaker 1: into comedy like you know, justin Timberlan. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: so it's so rare that like someone comes out on
Speaker 1: the other side in like an okay way. So I
Speaker 1: think you're doing just fine, and we don't even know
Speaker 1: if that's true. Or you can end up like Joey
Speaker 1: for Tone with his kid on his shoulders at Disney work.
Speaker 1: That's actually sounds adorable, right, that's great. I was in Universal,
Speaker 1: like every week you were in Universal. This isn't this funny?
Speaker 1: This is where the story happened. I was in Universal
Speaker 1: study of Florida. It was New Year's Eve, okay, and
Speaker 1: this second or third time in a Rome. My family
Speaker 1: did this. We did in Orlando New Year's Eve. That's cute,
Speaker 1: loved it. Would rather do anything than not. But Joey
Speaker 1: for Tone is just in the crowd, Joey for Tone
Speaker 1: with his wife and his daughter. No one gave and
Speaker 1: I was like, excuse me, like this is one of
Speaker 1: the biggest icons of the last like twenty five years,
Speaker 1: and no one came. Did you waite Broadway? I did?
Speaker 1: And Rent? I want to say, as Seymour, does that
Speaker 1: sound familiar? No? I might be wrong. I might be no, No, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I did. I think it did. My mom
Speaker 1: saw him in Rent and she was she was on
Speaker 1: the phone he was Mark and so who was he
Speaker 1: in Rent? I mean, but kind of who was he? Right?
Speaker 1: I can't even My mom was on the phone with
Speaker 1: her friend who she was going with, and they had
Speaker 1: really good seats and I'll never forget my mom goes,
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Speaker 1: is not there. But then by the end of the
Speaker 1: five days, she realizes she's all in love with all
Speaker 1: the glasses and she will purchase all five And there's
Speaker 1: a scene where Um, on Friday, which is the end
Speaker 1: of her trial, she's put them in the mail to
Speaker 1: send them back, and there's an emotional scene where she
Speaker 1: runs to the post office and she talks to the
Speaker 1: postal worker who's played by guile Garcia Burnell and um
Speaker 1: his boss who's played by Laura Dern, and she says,
Speaker 1: open that package, open that package, and she they do
Speaker 1: open the package for her, and she takes the glass
Speaker 1: and she takes them home. And you know how she
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Speaker 1: free five day home try on and honey, that was
Speaker 1: a little bit of an offer. And we're back with
Speaker 1: Darcy Carden. We should just we should get this out there.
Speaker 1: Um listen, we have to ask you the question that
Speaker 1: we ask all of our guests, which is really supposed
Speaker 1: to a start a discussion, but we've just went Um
Speaker 1: you guys, here's the question, dars, what is the culture
Speaker 1: that influenced you to step in a cultural direction? What
Speaker 1: made you say culture is for me? Now, this is
Speaker 1: a great question, and you would think that I have
Speaker 1: like a great answer as since I'm such a fan
Speaker 1: of the show, and I do every time you you
Speaker 1: I listened to the show. I think about this like
Speaker 1: what is my what what made me think culture is from?
Speaker 1: It's not an easy question. Is not an easy question.
Speaker 1: I think the best the best answer is like my family,
Speaker 1: So let me, let me explain. My family was really
Speaker 1: into music, and I mean popular music and rock and
Speaker 1: roll and really into musicals. Okay, music in the house,
Speaker 1: music in the house, and yeah, my mom and dad
Speaker 1: owned a rock and roll magazine, which is cool. So
Speaker 1: we were really into They really took music seriously and
Speaker 1: so are sort of identity. Was like as kids, my
Speaker 1: sister Lanny, my brother Will and my sister Miranda and
Speaker 1: I we like to like to impress our family. It
Speaker 1: would be like how much do you know about music?
Speaker 1: And how you know? Like you have to you have
Speaker 1: to know everything about music. Our Our mom would like
Speaker 1: quiz us all the time in the car, like who's singing,
Speaker 1: who's playing bass? Who produced this? And like, you know,
Speaker 1: Partney was telling me about this. I was I was like,
Speaker 1: we have Darcy on in l A. And he was like,
Speaker 1: ask her about her family. Her parents like ran this magazine.
Speaker 1: It was a competition in the house among the children
Speaker 1: to see who the producers behind who did like yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, whatever, And that kept up in your
Speaker 1: life like and weirdly, weirdly, Jason's parents, especially as dad Jason,
Speaker 1: my husband, Hello Jason. He's never listened to a podcast.
Speaker 1: I've ever been on, so he's not listening to this,
Speaker 1: but we love him. Imagine if you found out that
Speaker 1: he was like a huge fan of this show. That's
Speaker 1: particular one. I mean, I've certainly talked about you guys
Speaker 1: enough so he knows we have like three straight male fans.
Speaker 1: Jason would be a fan for sure. If you listen
Speaker 1: to podcasts he listens to, like, um history podcast, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it, you get it. Yeah, yeah, I listen
Speaker 1: to fun fucking dumb mass podcast. Yeah. I love comedy.
Speaker 1: I love I love to just smile in my car.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take a class. I need to
Speaker 1: laugh yet and I don't want to be scared. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to the Manson Files or whatever.
Speaker 1: Thank you anyway, So so sorry Jason. Jason love him?
Speaker 1: Oh why do not even know? He was also music family,
Speaker 1: where it was kind of like status was like how
Speaker 1: much you know? Yeah? So, um, yeah, my my, do
Speaker 1: you remember your first concert? Oh? Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 1: Lewis in the you are kidding me? And oh my god,
Speaker 1: my mom goes to see him almost every year. I
Speaker 1: grew up with that music. Sort is a great album
Speaker 1: rock and rolls Now, I hope I don't want to
Speaker 1: like brag, but so my parents and the Huie's, you know,
Speaker 1: like that band. They kind of like came up together
Speaker 1: in the Bay Area scene. So, um, we like my parents,
Speaker 1: they're friends with them. So my first concert we like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I think I was five. I was probably too
Speaker 1: young to go to like a rock and roll concert.
Speaker 1: And my dad tells the story in a way where
Speaker 1: I'm like, did this happen? But sure, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah exactly, So apparently, you know, I do
Speaker 1: remember going to the concert and we my family was
Speaker 1: really into his music. And then apparently we went backstage
Speaker 1: afterwards to tell your mom about and um, people like
Speaker 1: couldn't hue wouldn't come out of his dressing room or
Speaker 1: something because he felt like he had a bad, bad show.
Speaker 1: He was just taking like a moment for himself. And
Speaker 1: then they were like, where's Darcy? Where darcyco? And then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I come out of Hughie's dressing
Speaker 1: room holding his hand and he was like, she cheering
Speaker 1: me up. Now did this happen? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: that is believe it. At least something like that brought
Speaker 1: Huey back from the dead from the listen. I want
Speaker 1: to say something about Huey, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: hurt I don't want to hurt the ears of any
Speaker 1: of our listeners. But I recently was online and it
Speaker 1: was like fifteen celebrities you didn't know have huge dicks,
Speaker 1: and he was on that list. Apparently it's like a
Speaker 1: fucking telescope. How would we even know that? Like, how well,
Speaker 1: you know, people talk, People talk, honey, people talk. Some
Speaker 1: people have been in the dressing room churning them up.
Speaker 1: Then they hit the web. That's not the inuation. Some
Speaker 1: little five year old Darcy's see us dick and then
Speaker 1: they come out and they tell everybody you don't remember
Speaker 1: that you also, no, I'm just saying he was on
Speaker 1: this list of like celebrities of huge I can see that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see that. I can see that. And Jared
Speaker 1: Leto apparently apparently it's a boa construction I doubt, but
Speaker 1: no shade, no shade. But also what a crazy person? Also,
Speaker 1: who cares about a huge dick? I mean a huge dick.
Speaker 1: I would say a huge dick. That makes me a
Speaker 1: b I mean no, oh, my god makes the title. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll be intos about it. But no, that's freaking amazing. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it was a music household and did your because
Speaker 1: I sometimes think that the love of music, in the
Speaker 1: love of comedy is like a hand yeah. Um, even
Speaker 1: like I think, like, I think that's true. So at
Speaker 1: what point did you become aware that you were funny
Speaker 1: or had a sense of humor and that was going
Speaker 1: to be a large part of your That's a great question.
Speaker 1: I mean I think that I always remember like having
Speaker 1: like trying to sort of impress my aunts and uncles
Speaker 1: with being funny, like being sort of ad and funny.
Speaker 1: They're all were very funny, still are very funny, And yeah,
Speaker 1: I think a joy of my life was like being
Speaker 1: able to hang with my uncle's sense of humor, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I mean, so that I think
Speaker 1: was I think making adults laugh, making teachers laugh. Was
Speaker 1: when I was like, hmmm, I like this, I like
Speaker 1: the way this feels. And then like you know, as
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, I didn't necessarily know that
Speaker 1: I wanted to do comedy. Although I was obsessed with comedy.
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with stand up and SNL and I
Speaker 1: loved everything about comedy and I was always drawn to
Speaker 1: like the comedic parts of the like the role in
Speaker 1: the movie or whatever that I was watching. But I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I knew I didn't want to be a
Speaker 1: stand up so I was like, well that's out. I'll
Speaker 1: do Shakespeare instead, or you know, like I'll be an
Speaker 1: actor actor. You don't even know that they're like. For example,
Speaker 1: when I was in high school, it's crazy to me
Speaker 1: when people said they did in Providence, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: how how was that? Did you know? What? You know?
Speaker 1: I know, I know that. I mean, seeing askat was
Speaker 1: the first time. I mean, you know, of course we'd
Speaker 1: all seem like whose line and stuff like that, but
Speaker 1: you don't even know what that is. And I wouldn't exactly.
Speaker 1: The college that I went to in Oregon was very
Speaker 1: very like Shakespeare and and kind of like plays, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like not a lot of comedy,
Speaker 1: and we definitely didn't do improv. So the first the
Speaker 1: first show that I saw at UCB was Asked Cat,
Speaker 1: and I truly was it was that moment that people
Speaker 1: have where it was like you can we can do that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have to do that. And this
Speaker 1: is after you had a b a Um, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you had gone through all that training without even
Speaker 1: knowing that it probably was like, yeah, the one I
Speaker 1: took one class in college that was like comedy centric.
Speaker 1: That was like but we were wearing like red noses.
Speaker 1: It was like comedia. Yeah exactly. But even that it
Speaker 1: was me and all guys, and it was that it
Speaker 1: was like I was trying to figure out, like what
Speaker 1: the math was. I mean, I don't mean about I
Speaker 1: mean like about the math of timing and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think I like this, but again,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll be the the funny part in the
Speaker 1: Shakespeare play, right, that is, that's very interesting, But it's
Speaker 1: so funny to me that people have a vocabulary for
Speaker 1: that stuff when they're But it's so I mean, it's
Speaker 1: cliche like, but like the paths are all different, but
Speaker 1: but we all end up in the same place. I
Speaker 1: fucking did short form in high school, and I thought
Speaker 1: I was like nailing it, but in reality it was
Speaker 1: just like a fucking sixteen year old doing short How
Speaker 1: funny can that be? But it was definitely giving you
Speaker 1: some sort of like and so communication skills through you know,
Speaker 1: like figuring out what you're all what and what I
Speaker 1: was and what I like to do as a performer.
Speaker 1: And then this like obsession with improv, like going into college,
Speaker 1: like even as a as a chemistry major, it's like
Speaker 1: I have to do this here. Once you figure it out,
Speaker 1: you get obsessed with it. I mean I used to.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that I wanted to do it.
Speaker 1: I think it became aware to me, but I my
Speaker 1: welcome week of college, my ra was like, and we're all,
Speaker 1: if you want to Jack Moore he was my freshman,
Speaker 1: ye're r a he's now a writer, um, and he
Speaker 1: was like, we're all going to go wait for Saturday
Speaker 1: Night Live in the standby line. And so we did it,
Speaker 1: and I was for some reason in my heart I knew.
Speaker 1: I was like I have to actually be get in there.
Speaker 1: And they got to us, and there was this is
Speaker 1: such a bad one that I did this, but like
Speaker 1: it was, they were calling in the standby line and
Speaker 1: I remember I was number thirty one and they were
Speaker 1: they called in thirty people and they we have room
Speaker 1: for one more. And I looked back at everyone that
Speaker 1: I was with and I was like, it's the right
Speaker 1: thing for me to go back with you guys, but like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have to go. Did you say that?
Speaker 1: I know? I was just like you was just just
Speaker 1: like walked in the elevator. I was like, I have
Speaker 1: to go see this. There's something, there's something about So
Speaker 1: then I went up. I'm kid you not. I sat
Speaker 1: next to Emma Stone in the audience. The audience. She's
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend at the time, Teddy Geiger. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: remember him for you. For Anne Hathaway's episode, it was
Speaker 1: James Franco and Kings of Leon and it was the
Speaker 1: first time that Kristin Wick had ever done The Lawrence
Speaker 1: Welk Show and Bobby moyne Hand's first episode that was
Speaker 1: and he did of of Mice and Men the thing
Speaker 1: um and I just was like, oh my god, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, like now I understand, Like I
Speaker 1: just didn't want to leave the room when it was over,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is like what absolutely like what
Speaker 1: I have to pursue? And then I literally got home
Speaker 1: and sat on my bed and like I was like
Speaker 1: so depressed because I was like, now I know what
Speaker 1: I want to do, but there's literally no way to
Speaker 1: do to I was like, who do I I literally
Speaker 1: said I was I think I had heard someone had
Speaker 1: done this before. I was like, as a workshop for myself,
Speaker 1: let me just type into Google the name of the
Speaker 1: person that I admire more than anyone in the world,
Speaker 1: and it was Amy Poehler. Typed in Amy Puller and
Speaker 1: like just went through her Wikipedia and I saw you
Speaker 1: and then I immediately signed up. Damn. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love those moments where you're like, oh, this is it.
Speaker 1: It just felt like and then I went every week
Speaker 1: coated on the standby line every week, so now like
Speaker 1: whenever like sus like I would just and then I
Speaker 1: got in the next week was Anne Hathaway and the
Speaker 1: Killer and then like you know, I did I did
Speaker 1: it so many times. And so now when it's like
Speaker 1: my friend my best friends, right, it's like such a
Speaker 1: totally total What was the aftermath with with your floor matsyah?
Speaker 1: Great question. Yeah, if they didn't understand they're dead, they
Speaker 1: were salty, but like I didn't care. I had had
Speaker 1: this moment that moved me so deeply and I was
Speaker 1: just like, I just don't care what you guys think.
Speaker 1: And I think I knew in my heart, like we're
Speaker 1: not going to be Yeah, I was just about that.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's okay, yeah, okay, and I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just I just felt like it was important
Speaker 1: for me to go. And that is when I realized
Speaker 1: I want I wanted to like that's awesome, I love,
Speaker 1: but it was it was. It wasn't this thing of
Speaker 1: like when I was young. So I understand when people
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, I have a hard time answering that question.
Speaker 1: Is whenever anyone's like, what are your communic influences, it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't. I know, it's kind of all over the place.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, certain actors and performers. But then also like
Speaker 1: my uncle Bruce, right, it doesn't have to be this
Speaker 1: like a camp counselors like I jive with this comedy.
Speaker 1: I want to do that, right. It's not like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate like the genealogy that you have to like
Speaker 1: pull out of yours every time someone asks you, like, um,
Speaker 1: Steve Martin, it's not the Simpsons. My answer is not
Speaker 1: the Simpsons. I know that yours is. Yeah, there's so
Speaker 1: many things. There's so many things, but look at us. Here.
Speaker 1: We are here, we are here, we are here, We
Speaker 1: are in l a sitting at an orange Table, smoking
Speaker 1: candy step Wait, Darcy, can we talk a good place?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we just were such a good show. You.
Speaker 1: I was so excited because you were on it. And
Speaker 1: then also I love christ and Belt I do too, Austin.
Speaker 1: I love her like, I genuinely think that she's such
Speaker 1: a story and I loved her since well not since
Speaker 1: Veronica Mars because like it. But when everyone made such
Speaker 1: a fuss about her on Veronica Mars, I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: let me figure this out. Her and Amanda's ifread they
Speaker 1: play best patents. And then the whole first season is
Speaker 1: her murder. It's so oh my god. Wait, I don't
Speaker 1: think I knew she was on that Amanda right after me.
Speaker 1: It was it was such a good maybe before or
Speaker 1: after that. It's so good, guy, I know that's I
Speaker 1: hear that we should check it out. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: I fell in love with her on for Getting Stry Marshall.
Speaker 1: I think that was when I was finally like, she's
Speaker 1: a big accessible movie that I can see, Like she
Speaker 1: is so funny and she's so smart, and like, I
Speaker 1: can't there's not enough words good words to say about her.
Speaker 1: She's a badass. She really is she kind of is
Speaker 1: like the definition of a badass when it comes to
Speaker 1: like she's smart, she's funny, she's down to earth, she's cool,
Speaker 1: she's a great mom, she's she's political, she's just she's everything.
Speaker 1: And she's very generous and warm and like inclusive and
Speaker 1: I love her. Oh my god, that's the best relief.
Speaker 1: It's you know what. I'm going to give all the
Speaker 1: props to Mike Sure who created the show, because it
Speaker 1: feels insane that the cast is so lovely. There's not
Speaker 1: like a bad seed. And and and actually I didn't
Speaker 1: even say the cast, the writers, the crew, it's like everybody.
Speaker 1: And also we just came back to the second season
Speaker 1: and everybody was kind of like I couldn't wait up.
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to get back. I had other jobs,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, but I couldn't wait to get back
Speaker 1: because Mike Sure he people he I don't know, people
Speaker 1: like he breeds a certain kind of like that's it.
Speaker 1: And the energy is good. People love working with him.
Speaker 1: He's he's a good captain of the ship. Like he is.
Speaker 1: You want you want to I don't. I wish it
Speaker 1: reads when you watch the show. And that's not. You
Speaker 1: can't say that about everything for sure, and what a
Speaker 1: good like Masthead, like God, like you've got like Megan
Speaker 1: Amram and Jen Statsky and like all these amazing people
Speaker 1: that like that. Like the show where the credits are
Speaker 1: going by after I'm watching, I'm like, I want to
Speaker 1: watch the credits because I love you. Know. What I
Speaker 1: always think is like the entire writer's room could all
Speaker 1: have their own shows, but they choose to write with
Speaker 1: Mike because they love him. They're like they would follow
Speaker 1: him to the ends of there because he's so smart
Speaker 1: and he's so dope and he's such a genius and
Speaker 1: he's just such a good boss, such a genius, such
Speaker 1: a genius show. And like I just keep thinking about
Speaker 1: how hard it must be too right for the show,
Speaker 1: because you have to be so deliberate and delicate and
Speaker 1: intentional with the world you're building. Right, it's like sucking
Speaker 1: thirty Rock meets Lost. It is right, It's like it's
Speaker 1: like smart on it. It has to be so smart
Speaker 1: in so many ways. Yeah, totally, they are so smart
Speaker 1: that it's hard to even keep up. My my friend
Speaker 1: Megan on the ride the other day was like, it's
Speaker 1: one of those shows where you're like, wow, of course
Speaker 1: that's a brilliant idea for a show. Why didn't I
Speaker 1: come up with you? Yeah? And that's so true. It's
Speaker 1: like he must have been sitting there thinking that the
Speaker 1: idea for the show and been like, well, somebody must
Speaker 1: have done this, right of course, right, I know. That's
Speaker 1: how you know it's a amazing idea. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he's a smart boy. I'm so I'm like, couldn't
Speaker 1: be I don't know more, um, I guess I feel
Speaker 1: I couldn't feel luckier. That was the life goal was
Speaker 1: to like when you're feel like even just a few
Speaker 1: years ago, when people would kind of be like, what's
Speaker 1: your dream? I would be embarrassed to say, because you
Speaker 1: don't ever want to say your dream out because it's
Speaker 1: so scary. But it was like I would be like,
Speaker 1: and I don't know a show, but like Parks and
Speaker 1: Rack or like a Mike Sure type of show, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like like an ensemble comedy where
Speaker 1: everybody loves each other and then make sure sure okay, literally,
Speaker 1: like and it's funny too, because like the television that
Speaker 1: I liked when I was in high school, I really
Speaker 1: didn't watch that much comedy, Like, and now I really
Speaker 1: don't watch that much comedy. I get very invested in
Speaker 1: like the drop. Have you watched Big Little Bitch? Bitch? Okay,
Speaker 1: drop everything? Drop everything? All right, So we haven't had
Speaker 1: a guest that like I dropped everything. We haven't had
Speaker 1: a guest that has. Every time I said that with
Speaker 1: a guest and I say have you watched, They're like, no,
Speaker 1: I haven't, and I just in my heart, I feel deep.
Speaker 1: That's when I turned the show off. Everything that I
Speaker 1: was getting. I'm just kidding. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I loved it, and I didn't know I was going to.
Speaker 1: Like I saw the commercials and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of actresses that I like, but all together,
Speaker 1: I don't know what is it? You know, when I
Speaker 1: first saw the trailer for it, it was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, what is this show? Does that take place
Speaker 1: in the past? Because they flipped, they kept I kept
Speaker 1: seeing these like images of beautiful I weep for Oh
Speaker 1: my god, And how are we so lucky? We're so nicole? Kidman?
Speaker 1: How are we so lucky? I don't know? And have
Speaker 1: you seen the trailer for The Beguiled? New Sofia not
Speaker 1: so good, starting Nicole Kidman, Kirston done, Kirston, here's my heart,
Speaker 1: I love her too, wanting and Colin Farrell, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: a damn cast. It's a damn cast. And Matt, I
Speaker 1: know say this line because the trailer ends with Colin
Speaker 1: Farrell screaming, Oh my god, what's the we know what well,
Speaker 1: we can't recall this right now. I'm so sorry. Give
Speaker 1: me like that. What's the word that he used? Vengeful?
Speaker 1: Here comes even if it's wrong. He just he screams
Speaker 1: and he's like, what have you done to me? You
Speaker 1: vengeful bitches? And cuts and cuts to them all sitting
Speaker 1: at their deck and dinner table and it's Civil War
Speaker 1: era and it's Nicole Kiman at the head of the
Speaker 1: table like playing like the family, and Kirston Dunce like
Speaker 1: and l Fanning and like all these other like gorgeous
Speaker 1: actresses is all sitting there in this period garden. He's
Speaker 1: just screaming out and you're like, what is When did
Speaker 1: it come out? And when are we going to It's
Speaker 1: gonna be the con Film Festival. It's competing for the
Speaker 1: Palm Door. So that sounds amazing today I tweeted out
Speaker 1: hashtag the Last Jedi and posted the trailer for the
Speaker 1: Gus because everyone right now, but it's not what you
Speaker 1: should be watching, big little eyes, guys, come on, who's okay,
Speaker 1: who's who's your favorite? Nicole? I mean, obviously it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, here's the thing. It's obviously they're Nicola Reese
Speaker 1: right right for the yeah, because here's well, Laura is
Speaker 1: gonna here's the thing. Okay, here's the thing. They're also amazing,
Speaker 1: and then it's crazy. You watch the show about like
Speaker 1: female friendship and like it's all together, and then they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, and that's the hard party about even like
Speaker 1: ranking them right and we can, but but I just mean,
Speaker 1: they're so different. They're so different and oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're so lucky that this was me. And honestly, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you it's so lucky. Shell, She's fucking lucky. She
Speaker 1: will catch my drift. She's like, and I heard this
Speaker 1: is some t I will not name names. I will
Speaker 1: say that I heard that there was another actress that
Speaker 1: they were really going for, but they were like, let's
Speaker 1: see if she will guess, like, we'll do it. Came
Speaker 1: do you want to guess. Here's my guess, Jay Lawrence.
Speaker 1: It wasn't her. It's someone that's less less established. But
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later. But I think they green um,
Speaker 1: but I think that they reached out to Sheley because
Speaker 1: they were like, let's just see if she'll do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she did it. She did it. You know what.
Speaker 1: She's great and I don't even need Okay, good, good good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear that. I but yes, it's hard
Speaker 1: to even put her in the same world as those
Speaker 1: two women or three women or four women. But um, goddamnit,
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman moves me to my she she I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm I also should say I'm a gigantic Nicole Kidman fan.
Speaker 1: And I did, in fact, see Mulin Rouge for fourteen times. Yes,
Speaker 1: in that's I think I saw Spider Man one, say
Speaker 1: one Spiderman one. I think I saw it seven times,
Speaker 1: and that's the one most I've ever done. But fourteen,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's insane. That was and a lot of
Speaker 1: them were me and my dad together. Oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And then the year or two before that,
Speaker 1: my record was this is so weird. You guys are
Speaker 1: gonna get me a weird look. I saw Saving Private
Speaker 1: Ryan nine times? How did you? I have many facets.
Speaker 1: I dramatic writing and the scene war Giovanni ribc is dying.
Speaker 1: I think I have never felt so bad. You didn't
Speaker 1: like it or you did like it. It affected me.
Speaker 1: So that's when he's crying out for his mother. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, no, yeah, that's a They
Speaker 1: showed us that moving. They showed us Thelma and Louise
Speaker 1: and I that's an amazing there you go. But wait, okay,
Speaker 1: so listen. If I have a ballad in my hands
Speaker 1: for the Emmy's, I do check off Reese Weatherspoon. And
Speaker 1: here's why I feel like she does more. She gave
Speaker 1: you versatility. I think that Nicole, if she were to
Speaker 1: win an Emmy for it, I would be I would
Speaker 1: lead to my feet. But for me, it's like where
Speaker 1: this Spoon gave me personally everything I could possibly need.
Speaker 1: And I do think her monologue in the sixth episode
Speaker 1: to her daughter is maybe the best active scene I've
Speaker 1: seen in a What about that scene with her and
Speaker 1: Nicole in the car where they're talking about not being
Speaker 1: enough or whatever? That made me cry? Yeah, Reese the
Speaker 1: other thing, and I don't know, tell me this is
Speaker 1: how you guys feel. Reese also surprised me Nicole, I s,
Speaker 1: this is nothing against Nicole, it's a compliment. I she
Speaker 1: everything she did. I was like, yes, Nicole, And with Reese,
Speaker 1: I was like, race, does that make sense? Nicole's talent
Speaker 1: has been showcased. Yes, and I'll take it forever until
Speaker 1: we die. Yeah, I say with three she took and
Speaker 1: I think I've said this before. She just takes us
Speaker 1: through Tracy flick Ellwood and and I'll joking Lisa June
Speaker 1: Carter Cash, but like it feels like a culmination. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's everything she's done, but doing it at her best level.
Speaker 1: But those I mean those therapy scenes with Nicole excuse me,
Speaker 1: her lips, hands. God. I just finished the novel good
Speaker 1: for you. Wat I listen, I read that, I watched,
Speaker 1: I listened, I read. I read The Big Little Life's novel,
Speaker 1: and it's different enough that everyone will enjoy it. The
Speaker 1: way it wraps up is very different. It makes me
Speaker 1: feel like if they want us to do a second season,
Speaker 1: which apparently is like yeah, right now, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 1: They could do it well. Lean Moriarty is talking about
Speaker 1: writing the book first so that then they can adapt.
Speaker 1: They're saying, like, right, a second season. I'm like, she's
Speaker 1: not right. In the TV show right right, she would
Speaker 1: be writing. They would come from her ideas and she
Speaker 1: would give them to davidy Kelly. I guess is the
Speaker 1: I guess it's the idea. But I only wanted if
Speaker 1: Jean Markville is going to do it? What sen you
Speaker 1: about a second season of Big Little I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I'm staunchly like Antie. Oh, I like that
Speaker 1: right because it's like what a neat perfect and everyone
Speaker 1: said this the finale stuck. When does a show ever
Speaker 1: do that? I mean a show like that, right, right?
Speaker 1: Like I agree, satisfying in such a such a good ways,
Speaker 1: I mean a mystery, right, So so we had that
Speaker 1: like like satisfaction of finding out this mystery that we've
Speaker 1: been living with for the entire reason. But then also, um,
Speaker 1: it just was a beautiful hour of television or for
Speaker 1: whatever it was like, it was done so well even
Speaker 1: if you like, I don't want to give anything away,
Speaker 1: So even if you guessed who was the killer and
Speaker 1: who was the chilly, it was still still was so
Speaker 1: satisfied like like I would say that I sort of could.
Speaker 1: I kind of knew what was going to happen, but
Speaker 1: it took nothing away from when I saw it. That's
Speaker 1: that's what every most people's experiences was that they clocked
Speaker 1: it from a mile away, but still but not in
Speaker 1: a way where you were like rolling your eyes, like
Speaker 1: I knew this was gonna happen. So I don't know
Speaker 1: how you would create that in a second season. You
Speaker 1: know what, you could do it? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: You could do it because there's there's a lot of
Speaker 1: backstory in the novel about the understands. Yeah, think about this.
Speaker 1: We didn't get much resolution at all with Madeline's character, right,
Speaker 1: like you just kind of assumed that it's going to
Speaker 1: be okay. But there's a lot there if they want
Speaker 1: to do the second with that character, the storyline there
Speaker 1: is pretty clear. I think with Lene Woodley, um, you
Speaker 1: have the fact that now she sys now she's family
Speaker 1: with Nicole Kim and like that that's that's something to
Speaker 1: navigate my screech thing. I was just that moment. It
Speaker 1: wasn't that again, she didn't I didn't gag f sche
Speaker 1: would but I but I appreciate and also by the
Speaker 1: end of it, I didn't care who I liked or
Speaker 1: didn't like. I liked him all and I laughed at
Speaker 1: your screech because it was just a funny sen Bonnie
Speaker 1: would be a would be a main character. So there's
Speaker 1: a lot about the backstory of her character that would
Speaker 1: unders that would that would you understand why she she
Speaker 1: does in the finale. There's a lot there, and I
Speaker 1: want more Zoe Kravitz. I want to know because Zoe
Speaker 1: Kravitz is someone who I only feel like we're kind
Speaker 1: of just now seeing what she's capable of, and I
Speaker 1: do think she's going to be a huge start ready
Speaker 1: for this summer. Polochia's movie, Yes, well that auditioned to
Speaker 1: be scar Joe's assistant. Oh my god, absolutely should have gotten.
Speaker 1: But I a director session with Lucia and Paul and
Speaker 1: it was so fun that I was just like, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you know, it's nice with plat they
Speaker 1: will be making movies until we all die. So if
Speaker 1: it's not this one, I think he might be the
Speaker 1: funniest person I've ever seen, and like his video, his video,
Speaker 1: I just if listeners haven't checked him out. Polly lou
Speaker 1: Dot com or whatever the hell google Polly lou right
Speaker 1: now and watch every real house euse of South Boston.
Speaker 1: I just I watched. I watched it perform, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna sit on
Speaker 1: the no, no, no, I'm just gonna watch for everybody,
Speaker 1: everybody but God. But but but like if it means
Speaker 1: that I can enjoy more of him, if I have
Speaker 1: to try less, I'll just sit on the side and watch.
Speaker 1: He's so funny. And this this I'll say about Lucia
Speaker 1: and I don't want to like get to like esoter
Speaker 1: plea the Broad City episode that I did, which were
Speaker 1: amazing and thanks Darcy, but Lucia directed and she was
Speaker 1: so perfect, like the way she was like delegating work
Speaker 1: and just making these decisions in the moment. I was like, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it really perfect. It is so uh watching I think
Speaker 1: my first episode of Broad City seeing going on to
Speaker 1: this like real set of a real TV show in
Speaker 1: seeing Abby and a lot of Lucia and Paul, it
Speaker 1: was so overwhelming. It was like I could have cried
Speaker 1: the day. It was so overwhelming. I felt, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like, this is something really cool. It was incredible.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's always there. I'm so proud of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was truly insane. I can't wait for a
Speaker 1: rough Night though. I'm very excited. You've seen it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ok yeah, I'm not in it, but it's but it's
Speaker 1: it's looks and I can't wait for Zoe Kravitz to
Speaker 1: just do more. Yes, she's going. I can't. I'm very excited. Okay,
Speaker 1: so just back to this for one second. Here's the
Speaker 1: reason why I'm not begging for a second season. If
Speaker 1: you could have even said gagging for petition for the
Speaker 1: second I didn't. I didn't start it. I signed it
Speaker 1: and strongly I gave a strongly worded but this is
Speaker 1: actually before the season finale. And now I feel like
Speaker 1: now that this season serious finale is there, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, this is kind of a perfect piece
Speaker 1: of work for me. Anyway, I agree. I think it's
Speaker 1: like it's it's hard as people that like to watch
Speaker 1: things or hear things or whatever the art is that
Speaker 1: you like, all you want is more, but every like okay,
Speaker 1: not to bring it back to my babies, but when
Speaker 1: one direction decided to take a break, and I'm saying
Speaker 1: breaking quotes because to me, there they break which and
Speaker 1: everybody was so is so upset about it, and for me,
Speaker 1: I was like, what more do you want? These guys
Speaker 1: were put together when they were teenagers. They're all finding
Speaker 1: their own voices, like, let's let this be a perfect
Speaker 1: little moment in time and then go on and do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, so I just the
Speaker 1: reason why I'm not on my hands and knees bagging
Speaker 1: is because I know that recent Nicole have bought Truly
Speaker 1: Madly Guilty, which I literally have the novel in my backpack,
Speaker 1: which is the other Lean more Mority novel. Now this
Speaker 1: is could be a could be um not necessarily ministers,
Speaker 1: it could be a TV movie for HBO. Potentially they've
Speaker 1: bought it. They really want to make this work. I
Speaker 1: feel like it would be a huge mistake to not
Speaker 1: go forward with this. Apparently the book is amazing and
Speaker 1: it's going to be it's about three couples who reunite
Speaker 1: in like a summer home for like a weekend and
Speaker 1: like things go crazy and then apparently it's going to
Speaker 1: be Nicole Reese and Naomi Watts. Okay, okay, and you
Speaker 1: know that so recent Nicole are now such good friends.
Speaker 1: Naomi are old friends. Old friends will be new friends,
Speaker 1: and like, I just can't wait to see what it's
Speaker 1: like a bottle ball. She can bring a lot the impossible.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a bottle episode, but in a
Speaker 1: series many ses. I hope one of the couple men
Speaker 1: is many. I'm going to say you and McGregor, that's
Speaker 1: my hope. And Naomi and make Reese. I can't think
Speaker 1: far enough. I don't think did weison? You would never
Speaker 1: do anything? I'm yeah, what what men have? Reason? Nicole
Speaker 1: shared or recon joacin Phoenix. I'm saying it right there.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't want no. I don't either,
Speaker 1: But I was just answering the question, let's not say
Speaker 1: anything that we regret, because they might listen to this
Speaker 1: and cast Joaukin, and then we have to have Wakin,
Speaker 1: and then we have to have I want Luke Wilson. Wait,
Speaker 1: Luke Wilson from Enlighten, I mean from everything, But is
Speaker 1: that what we're talking about? Luke Wilson from like everything?
Speaker 1: But what did I say enlightened? I mean he was
Speaker 1: because you got Laura dern On the brain got Laura
Speaker 1: you said Luke Wilson. Oh, I was thinking Patrick Wilson.
Speaker 1: Maybe Luke and Patrick Wilson was Luke Wilson and enlightened
Speaker 1: Luke Wilson was her ex husband, right, yes, yes here
Speaker 1: kind of like dead beat x y um. Okay, so
Speaker 1: weird that, Okay, Luke and Patrick? Why not brothers Wilson?
Speaker 1: I love it? Oh my god, when there are a
Speaker 1: lot of good options. If we got scars Gard, would
Speaker 1: it feel too similar? Would it feel to in the family,
Speaker 1: would be Ryan Murphy? It would be so hard to Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be hard for me. It's gonna be hard
Speaker 1: to even just seeing recent and and um kid mon sure.
Speaker 1: Well for Stars Guard, it's like the presence has like
Speaker 1: was was eliminated. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: don't want to speil too much. And he was killed
Speaker 1: in the last episode and you haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 1: The thing is um like with Nicole though, it's like
Speaker 1: I know they owned this property now, but I feel
Speaker 1: like she's got to be booked for the next two years.
Speaker 1: The woman works, Ah, she rules, She fucking rules. And
Speaker 1: also that's gonna anyway. I have more to say about
Speaker 1: it later, but now Matt, and Matt was like sold
Speaker 1: on Reese the night after the day after she was arrested,
Speaker 1: because she liked her so much more, ten times more,
Speaker 1: and she's like, do you even know who I am?
Speaker 1: Like this is I'm pregnant. But then she beyond she
Speaker 1: went she went on Good Morning America or Today Show
Speaker 1: and they were like, why did you say you were pregnant?
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't know, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not pregnant. Really like came out the other side of
Speaker 1: that like not that scarred for it was a tort
Speaker 1: to force. And also I don't know if she gets
Speaker 1: I don't know if big Little Eyes happens without that right, officer, Hi,
Speaker 1: I just need to tell you that I'm pregnant. So
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, I just I can't. And you know,
Speaker 1: I have a right to be out here. I'm an American.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite. I'm an American citizen standing on
Speaker 1: American ground. Wait, that is so perfect. American citizen standing
Speaker 1: on American grounds, and I can be here. And then
Speaker 1: he promptly arrest her and the husband is like, why
Speaker 1: did you do that? Why didn't you just listen? She goes,
Speaker 1: I have a right to do that. He goes, no,
Speaker 1: you don't, Oh my god, wait, don't wait? Did you?
Speaker 1: How do you know all these? Was it recording? I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like I've heard her say, like
Speaker 1: do you even know who I am? But I don't
Speaker 1: remember all the details. Oh, we gonna watch men watch?
Speaker 1: Were going to watch after? Okay, me gonna watch right
Speaker 1: after this. I always loves reaching this from because actually
Speaker 1: literally top top three one of my favorite movies. Blond Okay, great,
Speaker 1: of course. I actually think the screenplay should be studied
Speaker 1: in school. There it down and that's actually like the
Speaker 1: first time I ever remember seeing Reese was in a
Speaker 1: little movie called Man in the Moon with one of
Speaker 1: the London brother or twin brothers. It's a very like
Speaker 1: of age sexual kind of like watch it at your
Speaker 1: church camp type of thing, but like in a good way,
Speaker 1: in a good way. But it was pleasant ville first
Speaker 1: on to the scene. For me, it's like for me,
Speaker 1: I said this to Pat Regan. The first time I
Speaker 1: ever said, like, who the fuck is rees with this one?
Speaker 1: Was when she just said this line. She's on the
Speaker 1: it's the very beginning of pleasant Villain. She's on the
Speaker 1: phone talking to her friend about what outfit she's going
Speaker 1: to wear that night, and she goes, I was thinking
Speaker 1: about wearing the red top and she puts it out
Speaker 1: to herself in the mirror and she goes, it's not slutty,
Speaker 1: it's fun. And I just was like, I just butchered. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like her, I was just like, come on, did you
Speaker 1: were you? Like I want to be her. I had
Speaker 1: the same reaction to her that I had to at
Speaker 1: least you Silverstone when I was like six, which was
Speaker 1: just like, what is good with this person? I have
Speaker 1: to know everything good? What is good? I think it's
Speaker 1: time is time, but you know I can talk for
Speaker 1: I want. The thing is right after we're going to
Speaker 1: watch the trailer for the Big Aisles and then we're
Speaker 1: going to watch this one get arrested. Also, Big Little
Speaker 1: lies Um is better than feud. We don't have to
Speaker 1: do this, We don't have to do that. We have
Speaker 1: a couple. I don't think so, honey today girl, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying this is the whole point of both
Speaker 1: feud and Big Little Liz is about women. I know.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I'm responding to the people being like,
Speaker 1: come on, Big Little Liz is not that great and
Speaker 1: feud is better. It's like a you're wrong and be
Speaker 1: the exactly both both live. I'm both the villain then
Speaker 1: the hero in this store. Aren't we all there? I'm
Speaker 1: an antihero? Aren't we all though? We all though? Aren't we?
Speaker 1: Told O gonna watch? Are you going to watch? The title?
Speaker 1: Brett producer? Okay? All of our producers are very hot.
Speaker 1: Someone on the reviews called called Joe hot producer Joe,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait a minute, all the dog boys,
Speaker 1: how dare you? Is this Brett hearing for the first
Speaker 1: time that we think he's hot? Hey, bet, yeah, Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love people made. Do you think you're hot because
Speaker 1: of l A Brett? Okay? Yeah, he said no. That
Speaker 1: was just a question I have because this is my
Speaker 1: second time being in Los Angeles. You're hot, so you're
Speaker 1: good either. But I feel like, I don't know. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I have friends coming here and they just get more hot,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, is it l A? Is that the
Speaker 1: sun was happening a little bit of like, yeah, a
Speaker 1: little bit of the sun, a little bit of like
Speaker 1: the culture working out, a little bit of taking care
Speaker 1: of yourself in New York. I love a drink. I
Speaker 1: love a drink. I love to eat. I love a diner,
Speaker 1: being low glutton. Yes, I love staying out late. I
Speaker 1: love not getting any sleep, and I love not working out.
Speaker 1: And in l A, I'm like, you get your sleep,
Speaker 1: you get your sleep, you get your your you get
Speaker 1: your pilates, get plates to think about. I know, come
Speaker 1: just come stay with just you know, I want you
Speaker 1: guys in l A. I fucking found you. Remember when
Speaker 1: when you were like, I'm coming to l A. I
Speaker 1: was like, Hi, I know we don't know each other
Speaker 1: that well, but oh yeah that was our diversity. Yes, anyway, um,
Speaker 1: you want to tell them about I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Those are the kids that don't know. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: not knowing for the children who don't know? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, Honey, is for now the crown jewel of
Speaker 1: the podcast. Who knows if a jeweler won't come along
Speaker 1: later and cut us a new stone? But one a
Speaker 1: night might have spoken last night about a new segment
Speaker 1: that we could do called last provocate Us. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna tell us, tell you think about this idea. It's
Speaker 1: creating a fake blind it about celebrities, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: have like scandalous music player. That's so, I think you
Speaker 1: can all look forward to at least us trying out.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna see what sticks. Okay, But last, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. We take one minute to rail
Speaker 1: against something in culture, something that's bothering, something that's making
Speaker 1: us or skin raw. So, Matt, do you have something prepared?
Speaker 1: I don't have something prepared? Do you do? Okay? All right,
Speaker 1: let's put it on the clock. Hold on one second,
Speaker 1: I'll start it up. And I just sorry, sorry, sorry
Speaker 1: to the listeners. I think this is gonna this is
Speaker 1: gonna drive a wedge between before we listen. Can we
Speaker 1: all connect with each other? Okay? Okay, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love this. Yeah, okay, okay, thank you. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm on your side. We'll see after this. This is
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Just going. I'm just sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen everything you can do. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just I don't think so, honey. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that the any race is pushing me to
Speaker 1: say this. But the thing is, I go onto the
Speaker 1: message boards like you do. And I see people talking,
Speaker 1: and I talk the guy brand him and he says,
Speaker 1: this Emmy is Jessica links to lose. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but the degree of difficulty in Reese with this Spoon
Speaker 1: and Nicole Kiman and even Susan rand s Randon's performances
Speaker 1: are much higher, honey. Like Jessica Lang is essentially doing
Speaker 1: a sketch comedy performance of Joan Crawford. Sorry, but like, look,
Speaker 1: it's a big, juicy role. She's playing it exactly like
Speaker 1: she should play it. But don't tell me that she's
Speaker 1: giving a more, oh my god, more performance than the
Speaker 1: girls on Big Little Lives. Are not in the same league.
Speaker 1: They're not in the same league. Honey. She's a big,
Speaker 1: soapy actress and that's wonderful. She does what she does
Speaker 1: so well. She got so many emmy she wipes her
Speaker 1: ask with them. She doesn't need another one, Honey, Susan Surrandon,
Speaker 1: she's probably not great in real life, but she's killing
Speaker 1: her on for you, and and some one of the
Speaker 1: Big Little Lint thinks, I'm so I've never been so
Speaker 1: anguish when I done one. But I can't hear this
Speaker 1: about Jessica Land, that was a new tone of voice.
Speaker 1: I've never heard from you, anguished. Honestly, I didn't breathe
Speaker 1: the whole time. I can't see Jessica Lang walk out,
Speaker 1: walk away with resour Nicole's Emmy, I can't you know
Speaker 1: you're not right, You're not right. Here's Jessica, Here's Jessica
Speaker 1: dozen feud she is. She has like residual German accent
Speaker 1: from Freak Show, Like, I'm like, why are you talking?
Speaker 1: That's so funny. I haven't watched Freedi by the way,
Speaker 1: it's great you it's a great show. I know sketch
Speaker 1: comedians that UCB that could that could do what Jessica
Speaker 1: Lane is staying on the cast. Recast could definitely do There.
Speaker 1: We Go could do it there, we Godsidmo could do
Speaker 1: it there. I have people that I have, Darcy you
Speaker 1: go up there as John Crawford, I say the moment
Speaker 1: that that Darcy like stars in her own ram com,
Speaker 1: I'll say not to like I'm not. I don't know
Speaker 1: if the appropriate god yes, but Likenue you guys, I
Speaker 1: feel like the wolves and the vultures are going to
Speaker 1: come for me about that. And it's not no shade
Speaker 1: Jessica Laying in general. I think she's fabulous. But you
Speaker 1: know what, the woman has a lot of Emmys and
Speaker 1: like two Oscars for this is not the one for you.
Speaker 1: The wolves and the vultures are going to come, and
Speaker 1: can I tell you something. Let them come, let them come,
Speaker 1: let them come for me. Speak your true speak. We
Speaker 1: give you, We give you all the room to debate
Speaker 1: in the comments down below, the comments of what you guys,
Speaker 1: where's your social media presence? Okay, we don't know. There's
Speaker 1: not a Facebook page for this podcast. Well he made one.
Speaker 1: I made one with like three people who like it.
Speaker 1: Because I'm nervous. I would love a little Instagram of loss. Okay,
Speaker 1: that is easy. That's like or a Twitter. It's like
Speaker 1: link in the weed. I mean, it's just a simple
Speaker 1: little here's a picture of the guest and here's the episode.
Speaker 1: It came out today. It's some of our personal instagrams
Speaker 1: at f Dunaway and at mad Rodgers. Though. But I mean,
Speaker 1: that's great, that's great, but we do need to have
Speaker 1: a thing going. Yeah, thank you, Darcy. I will take
Speaker 1: you right. I will take that into account. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: time for your I don't think so, honey, And what
Speaker 1: can I say? Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Airbnbs who are just bad, hostile man. They are staying
Speaker 1: in one right now in Echo Park, and Honey, it
Speaker 1: is on the steepest incline I have ever walked up
Speaker 1: in my entire life. I'm winded every time I opened
Speaker 1: the dan gates, which key, honey, I don't even know
Speaker 1: Martha Keys, Honey. These Airbnb people who put up their
Speaker 1: fake headshots on the website and say their name is
Speaker 1: Debrah at the nat and I need a man named
Speaker 1: Chris with two aggressive dogs instead. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Chris who gave us dry I don't think so, honey, Chris.
Speaker 1: You you send us to the bathroom and there's pumps
Speaker 1: for shampoo, conditioner, body wash, But where's the toothpaste? Honey.
Speaker 1: I had a walk down the street down Echo Park
Speaker 1: Avenue to a little equivalent of a bodega to buy
Speaker 1: a new toothpaste. And I don't think so, honey. That
Speaker 1: was of solid thirty minutes in my day. And think, so, honey,
Speaker 1: you need to be more accurate with your stays, Honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The sharing economy is a farce,
Speaker 1: and I fucking hate him. Think so, honey, I see
Speaker 1: you right through, you bitch. I don't think so, honey, Airbnb,
Speaker 1: when you are just trying to be a There are
Speaker 1: poop stands in the toilet. There are in the toilet.
Speaker 1: I look, can you believe? No, no, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to believe in stands forever. How many more days
Speaker 1: are you, guys? There get the fu three more days.
Speaker 1: We're moving to a new one with her friend David, Dave.
Speaker 1: Bring the goods, please bring the good and honey, there's
Speaker 1: more furnishings in the next one. God damn it, guys
Speaker 1: that I'm happy that you for them. Thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Darcy. I'm ready. I'm ready, and I'm
Speaker 1: scared and I'm just gonna let it come. Come, let
Speaker 1: it come because I'm not going to talking fast. But
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go. Okay, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, do your thing, okay, Dore, we go, Darcy Carden,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, that one fucking neighbor, know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to ever speak to me ever.
Speaker 1: Literally ever, if you want to say hi, that's okay,
Speaker 1: that's the most. I don't need you to ever, ever,
Speaker 1: ever comment on my clothes, honey. If I am wearing
Speaker 1: yoga pants, I don't want to tell you if I'm
Speaker 1: going to work out or if I'm just being chill
Speaker 1: as fuck. It is not your business. Honey. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Though, I don't need you to tell me
Speaker 1: that you don't like the David Bowie shirt I'm wearing,
Speaker 1: because guess what, honey, he died a month later and
Speaker 1: that's on your head. I'm so sorry. I thank you
Speaker 1: so much. And you're a little license plate with with
Speaker 1: Fox century twenty one, whatever the funk it is. Guess
Speaker 1: what this is l a, honey, we all work at Foxey.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I need you to never, literally
Speaker 1: never look me in the eye. I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk to you. If I talk to another old, fat,
Speaker 1: great white man, I am going to fucking kill Darcy.
Speaker 1: Pardon word introduced to the new This is the new
Speaker 1: thing you say to like a little to put a
Speaker 1: little point on your on your point? Is you saying
Speaker 1: thank you so much? Thank you so much? Iconic? I
Speaker 1: believe that that is a thing where all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: people will talk about a certain celebrity and then they'll
Speaker 1: go there have I'm kidding you not. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: There was so much talk about Carrie Fisher in the
Speaker 1: two days prior to her passing away, like all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, she kept coming uprom conversation about it, just
Speaker 1: like I think I might even send like ah that
Speaker 1: old bront know something like that, like she's like seeing
Speaker 1: the world in bath like she was zoned out on
Speaker 1: coca in the eighties, ha ha ha. And then and
Speaker 1: then hearing that she had a heart, it was like
Speaker 1: I begged the university to please, please know can do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I do believe that, like you gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: watch the ship, you talk about the older celeb Yes,
Speaker 1: because you know what, you should be so lucky. It
Speaker 1: was that neighbor's fault. And look got Darcy that the neighbors.
Speaker 1: Why do they Why did they insist we don't need
Speaker 1: to talk, we don't need to talk a little hello
Speaker 1: the conversation and he's like calling out from like his
Speaker 1: kind of front porch veranda, I'm going straight up back.
Speaker 1: You didn't like your David Bowie. I think he was
Speaker 1: doing it in like a there's this old man thing,
Speaker 1: like rich old white man thing where they're sort of
Speaker 1: being like yeah, nagging where it's like yeah, exactly like
Speaker 1: flirting almost where I'm like, I mean, pick a you
Speaker 1: pick a new tube. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: am happy to be at an age where I'm where
Speaker 1: I don't feel the need to like, um, talk back, yes,
Speaker 1: back where I can where I can kind of shut
Speaker 1: it down and not feel like a bad bad person
Speaker 1: or like a bad girl, not even a bad person,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like, Oh, I was like
Speaker 1: I didn't like I was attention because it's like he's
Speaker 1: entitled to give me attention. And now it's fun. It's
Speaker 1: almost fun to be like, no, we're not doing this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I learned that from Fran Gillespie. Ma, Fran again,
Speaker 1: cover on this, you guys, honestly we should Fran Gillespie
Speaker 1: d c M. Last year we were standing outside the
Speaker 1: three of us, me, Matt and and Fran wasted and
Speaker 1: France just comes up. She just started doing the most
Speaker 1: funny butt. She started doing the most funny but she
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I don't think, but I
Speaker 1: don't think you know, I think pride is a little
Speaker 1: too much. Pride a little too much like pants up up.
Speaker 1: She just started doing up and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is She's as funny as they come. She's so great.
Speaker 1: And also she's another one that I used to see.
Speaker 1: Yet I was always like, I love her. She was hammcat,
Speaker 1: she was both. She double dipped it. Darcy, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is transcendentscended. I love you holding hand. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't end for us anyway, and unfortunately ends for you
Speaker 1: the listeners. But now we're gonna go watch Reese get
Speaker 1: arrested and then and listen. I recommend that you, guys,
Speaker 1: encourage you to do unless you're driving, then maybe take
Speaker 1: a moment and really quickly, Um, Darcy is gonna be
Speaker 1: on Barry Show with Bill Hayter on HBO. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not until the winter, so that's so far away, but
Speaker 1: we're shooting it right now. It's gonna be great. It's
Speaker 1: about it's about really quick. It's about a hit man
Speaker 1: who the smallest version is a hitman who decides to
Speaker 1: become an actor. And I'm and I'm one of the
Speaker 1: actors in his acting class. So on board by Henry Winkler,
Speaker 1: every wink It's really it's amazing. It starts, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be great. I'm obsessed and you're obsessed. Okay, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be Oh my god, and watching on the Good Place.
Speaker 1: It's such a good show. Well, I love this. You guys, Dorothy,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I'm at Roger and you guys. Wait,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say thank you for what you do
Speaker 1: every week. The fans and the listeners cannot get enough.
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