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Speaker 1: see those couples and you wonder, how did that guy
Speaker 1: end up with that girl? Yes, you know, like the
Speaker 1: Olsen Twins and pretty much every old guy they've ever dated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they love the senior citizens, they do. Or McCauley Culkin
Speaker 1: and every hot girl he's ever dated. How did he
Speaker 1: get with Mila Kunis? Huh? What is going on there? Money?
Speaker 1: They're all rich, exactly, they love each other. See, it's
Speaker 1: mysteries like this that just confound my mind. And we
Speaker 1: have a guy on the phone for a second date
Speaker 1: update who admits he had a mismatch date and he
Speaker 1: was the lucky one. Oh that's a good place to be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but maybe that's why he's not getting a call back now.
Speaker 1: His names Curtis. What's up, Curtis? You know how you
Speaker 1: guys doing. Oh, Curtis, you dating up. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: I kind of I kind of outkicked my coverage on
Speaker 1: this one. Then. Yeah, so what's this girl's name? Her
Speaker 1: name is Ashley. We met not together with mutual friends,
Speaker 1: at a socially distance get together. Um, just very responsible
Speaker 1: of you, good John, thank you try to be and wow,
Speaker 1: not to be crashed. But she's an absolute smoke show.
Speaker 1: Is that crass? I think it's kind of nice. I
Speaker 1: know was saying to be crass, but is it beautiful?
Speaker 1: He's using a slangy. So did you get a chance
Speaker 1: to talk to her? Nope? Well yeah, I mean she's
Speaker 1: stunning and she's never been around these friends before, so
Speaker 1: it was like I immediately noticed her. I introduced myself eventually,
Speaker 1: and um, were you nervous? What were you feeling like
Speaker 1: in that moment? Yeah, I mean there's definitely butterflies because
Speaker 1: I mean she is that much of a knockout. So yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know, I had a little bit of liquid
Speaker 1: courage going. Okay, went over to her and started talking
Speaker 1: and at some point I made an office in comments
Speaker 1: about KFC and how I kind of wished that there
Speaker 1: was KFC at the cookout or kind of just like
Speaker 1: pot luck really basically, you're just trashing on everybody's food
Speaker 1: and saying that, why don't we just do takeout? I mean,
Speaker 1: to be fair. Of the food was hot garbage, so
Speaker 1: it was accurate. Yeah, So I said that, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, I could really use some extra CHRISTI and
Speaker 1: she's like extra CHRISTI. I'm like, yeah, KFC, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of a I'm kind of a KFC and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love KFC too, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait what So yeah, we did, like that. Is that
Speaker 1: really shocking to that somebody else loves KFC? I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I said that in Jeffs in some way
Speaker 1: because I do actually am very much into KFC. It
Speaker 1: was a meeting point for us. And it's hard to
Speaker 1: believe that hot girls even eat sometimes, I mean exactly.
Speaker 1: I mean I figured she was on like a fully
Speaker 1: vegan die or whatever, but she wasn't. And we started chatting.
Speaker 1: She's a flight attendant, which she's always gonna go, so
Speaker 1: that's why she's running to CAP see and yeah, I've
Speaker 1: got enough courage up After that and I was like,
Speaker 1: do you what about some time? And she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be great. Nice it's interesting. I could, like you
Speaker 1: can hear in his voice like how nervous he was
Speaker 1: in that moment, like just thinking about it still, like
Speaker 1: his voice is getting all quick and exciting. He's like yeah.
Speaker 1: When she said yes, it was like I think I
Speaker 1: let out an audible sigh, which was probably not the
Speaker 1: coolest thing to do. Yeah, but you know what, though,
Speaker 1: it's good to be not cool, especially around women who
Speaker 1: are ultra beautiful. And I really think that because it's
Speaker 1: so refreshing to see someone just be themselves from your
Speaker 1: mouth to god hears, I mean like hopefully, hopefully that
Speaker 1: was the case. I don't know that from personal experience.
Speaker 1: I just have a lot of hot friends. So what
Speaker 1: did you guys do for your actual date? So we
Speaker 1: went out to this nice place you know, certainly and
Speaker 1: a and at one point I kind of I made
Speaker 1: an off fan joke about you know, waste your shooters
Speaker 1: and being an aphrodisiac APPRODSAC jokes are always funny. Don't
Speaker 1: let brook negativity get you down, thank you. I mean,
Speaker 1: well maybe maybe not, because I then kind of doubled
Speaker 1: down and made it made a joke about asparagus is asparagus,
Speaker 1: This makes your pee smell like, oh, my understanding. And
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it's an old wives tale or anything,
Speaker 1: but I've always heard it like asparagus really gets Lilido going.
Speaker 1: It's real. You know, wait, is that the joke or
Speaker 1: are you being serious? I don't know that's serious. I
Speaker 1: mean that's what i've heard, and I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I wasn't like, hey, this is an automatic hook up
Speaker 1: or anything like that. But you know, again, I was
Speaker 1: nervous and I thought, you know, she kind of liked
Speaker 1: the first joke, but I was going down every food
Speaker 1: I tell yeah, good night, breadsticks, hung girl, is that
Speaker 1: what you had for Yeah? And it didn't help that
Speaker 1: I was like kind of stuffing my face at the
Speaker 1: time with asparagus. Yeah, all right, that might have put
Speaker 1: a wrench in things we're able to recover. I'm guessing
Speaker 1: it didn't help. I mean, look, it seemed like the
Speaker 1: rest of the date went well. We talked about what
Speaker 1: she does, and I feel like there was a moment
Speaker 1: towards the end of the date afterwards where I could
Speaker 1: have kissed her, but I and I didn't see the opportunity,
Speaker 1: and I'm regretting it, and I feel like a Jack,
Speaker 1: but if like, I'm not sure what I can say
Speaker 1: on the radio. But yeah, it's been a few days
Speaker 1: and just ghost City and I haven't heard anything from her. Okay,
Speaker 1: you may just not be home, Like yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: mean that's certainly a possibility. I just kind of feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, the clock struck midnight and here I am,
Speaker 1: and like it was kind of like all a dream
Speaker 1: and she's, you know, kind of realized that I'm kind
Speaker 1: of a schmucke, but a schmuck with lots of asparagus.
Speaker 1: So you've got something going for you. Well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song. We'll come back call Ashley for you.
Speaker 1: We'll try and get you a second date update at Curtis,
Speaker 1: thank you, guys. Hold on if you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for the second date update. We're on the phone with Curtis,
Speaker 1: who met a beautiful flight attendant named Ashley. Yes, and
Speaker 1: he describes Ashley as being a little bit out of
Speaker 1: his league. They bonded over their mutual love of fine cuisine,
Speaker 1: specifically Kentucky fine cuisine. Yeah but yeah, when he took
Speaker 1: Ashley out, he may have made a few too many
Speaker 1: jokes about aphrodisiacs. Over dinner. He also felt like he
Speaker 1: missed out on a good opportunity for a first kiss.
Speaker 1: But he's hoping that we can call up at Ashley,
Speaker 1: his long lost flight attendant, and help him book a
Speaker 1: one way trip to her heart. Oh that was cute, now, Curtis,
Speaker 1: and keeping with standard safety regulations, I will need to
Speaker 1: perform a cavity search before we make this phone call
Speaker 1: on myself, not on you. Okay, how are you still
Speaker 1: finding stuff up there? Like? Yeah? It's cavernous? What can
Speaker 1: I says? All right, Curtis, you ready to do this? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure? Okay, I mean, are you as nervous now
Speaker 1: as you were the moment you asked her out? Way more?
Speaker 1: Oh more? Yeah? Okay, so we're not in a healthy
Speaker 1: spot right now, Curtis. Just know that. I mean, there
Speaker 1: could be a reason why, you know, a perfectly logical
Speaker 1: reason why she's not calling you back. That is a
Speaker 1: sound of me knocked on one. Okay, all right, well
Speaker 1: here we go. We're gonna dial the phone number and
Speaker 1: we're gonna see if Ashley answers. You ready? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let's do this. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I
Speaker 1: speak to Ashley? Please? This is Ashley. Hi, Ashley, my
Speaker 1: name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. You have a second to talk with us,
Speaker 1: curious place? This is the radio Yeah? Oh my god, Wow,
Speaker 1: there's more of you. Oh Ashley, Hi, what's up. I
Speaker 1: can't tell if you know the show or not, but
Speaker 1: we're doing something called a second date update. I have
Speaker 1: heard of this, Okay, so you know that. The way
Speaker 1: it works is if you go out with someone and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if they're not calling you back, you can email our
Speaker 1: show and we'll reach out to that person to try
Speaker 1: and figure out the reason why. So someone I went
Speaker 1: out with called you yeah, and his name Okay, So
Speaker 1: I know you sound so excited about that. So this
Speaker 1: is nice. I'm curious. Who is it. Well, a guy
Speaker 1: emailed us about you named Curtis. Okay, okay, okay, that's
Speaker 1: still positive. You met Curtis at the barbecue? Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I saw he texted me. I am
Speaker 1: a flight attendant, so I'm like always traveling for work.
Speaker 1: So I didn't really mean to like not respond to him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what I told him, that that
Speaker 1: was a possibility, and he thought for sure. You were
Speaker 1: standing him up, he said, ghost City. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: was like out of town. I just kind of missed it.
Speaker 1: I meant to respond, but no, I really wasn't like
Speaker 1: intentionally ghost at him or anything. So you're gonna call
Speaker 1: him back? Yeah, I mean he was like a really
Speaker 1: nice dude. I would definitely hang out with him again.
Speaker 1: What did you like about him? He was funny, Like
Speaker 1: he had a quirky, sensive humor, and I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm not usually surprised by that sort of thing, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, so no issues with him, Like,
Speaker 1: no like asparagus issues or anything weird. Oh he made
Speaker 1: a joke about asparagus, which I mean, I've not heard before,
Speaker 1: but it's very educational, so I don't know. Okay, so
Speaker 1: it's good. Yeah, No, he was really fun Actually, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a lot easier than we thought. I mean
Speaker 1: when I when I told him it may be something
Speaker 1: just totally normal. I was lying to him when I
Speaker 1: said that in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm like,
Speaker 1: because this never happens. Um, well this, I guess this
Speaker 1: is gonna happen earlier than it should. But Ashley, we
Speaker 1: forgot to tell you that Curtis has been on the
Speaker 1: phone listening this entire time. He wants to talk to you, Curtis. Yes, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled. This is amazing, right, what's going on? Incredible?
Speaker 1: What's that? Man? Right? I can't believe you called the radio,
Speaker 1: but you know, yeah, well I was. I was a
Speaker 1: little bit concerned. And I mean, look, full disclosure, like
Speaker 1: guys like me don't end up with girls like you.
Speaker 1: So I just like I was, all right, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: beyond super stoked and the Curtis. But hold on, like
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk yourself out out of a date here,
Speaker 1: let me just ask her before it gets out of hand, Ashley,
Speaker 1: would you be willing to go on a second date
Speaker 1: with Curtis? Will pay for it? Yes? I would be
Speaker 1: willing to do amazing. Well, congratulations Curtis. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: the easiest second date update we've ever done. And she
Speaker 1: said such nice things about you, Curtis, I know, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you were so nervous about this. I
Speaker 1: mean I was nervous. I guess now, Like now I
Speaker 1: guess I could say like because it's gonna happen. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been in love with her for like two years basically,
Speaker 1: And hold on what you said you had never met
Speaker 1: her before. I haven't met you, well, like I, you know,
Speaker 1: like the people you might know option on Facebook's at
Speaker 1: algorithm or whatever, because obviously mutual friends. Your profile came
Speaker 1: up and yeah, I don't know. I've just been kind
Speaker 1: of looking at your profile and looking at your pictures
Speaker 1: and greets and you know you would actually like like
Speaker 1: KFC and stuff like that, and so I kind of
Speaker 1: commented on that at the you made that comment because
Speaker 1: I'm not on my Facebook that I like KFC. That's
Speaker 1: why you said that. Well hold on, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's I don't I mean, it's not that weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: ultimately know everything else. Curtis, you didn't hold on. You
Speaker 1: didn't tell us that you had known her before this.
Speaker 1: He said, you just know her, he knew her Facebook profile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did not know him, and so we met at
Speaker 1: our friends party. I Curtis, I don't know that I
Speaker 1: would have told me this if I read Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I feel kind of awkward. I mean, the thing is, Curtis,
Speaker 1: what's weird about it? Is it? Like? Why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: just DM her on Facebook two years ago and say hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? We have mutual friends. Like the whole two
Speaker 1: years of looking at her page is kind of creepy,
Speaker 1: band because it's a lot different to just like DM somebody,
Speaker 1: especially a chump like me, like she'd probably look at
Speaker 1: my Facebook profile and be like, who in the hell
Speaker 1: is this loser? Oh buddy, did you did you know
Speaker 1: that she was going to be at that part that
Speaker 1: your friends were throwing. I mean, yeah, I figured as much.
Speaker 1: I mean I also did check with one of our
Speaker 1: friends just to be sure. But no, but that's fine.
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of like a setup, right, Like
Speaker 1: if your friend is in on it, it's almost like
Speaker 1: a setup. Actually, how are you feeling hearing all this?
Speaker 1: You know, I feel a little weird about it. I wish, like,
Speaker 1: full disclosure, you would have just kind of told me
Speaker 1: that up friends, because now it feels like you were
Speaker 1: hiding it or trying to be someone based on my
Speaker 1: Facebook profile, and I just you know, I like you,
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't have thought you were a chump or something.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, I feel a little weird. I honestly,
Speaker 1: actually I don't think that it's that big of a deal. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think that social media is a weird thing these
Speaker 1: days and people don't know how to navigate it all
Speaker 1: the time. And he obviously thinks that you're way out
Speaker 1: of his league. Yea, I mean you guys have mutual friends, Like,
Speaker 1: there's people that can vouch for him that he's not
Speaker 1: some stranger that is just stocking you. That's really fair.
Speaker 1: You're right, Yeah, you're friends with people for years online.
Speaker 1: I know kids, and I'm like, oh, they've grown up
Speaker 1: so much. I've never even met these You're following children online,
Speaker 1: parents they post picked and their kids next time. See
Speaker 1: that's a lot stranger. Then what I see what he's
Speaker 1: talking about? You know someone but you don't know. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone's a creep, I guess. Yeah, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: noticed your profile. I really admired you. I didn't you
Speaker 1: know from there, it's like you get to a certain point.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just you, and I appreciate you
Speaker 1: telling me now on the radio, and I promise there's
Speaker 1: nothing else that I'm hiding that I wouldn't that I
Speaker 1: would drag you onto a radio show for that I
Speaker 1: hadn't told you or anything like that. Yeah. When you
Speaker 1: say that, it makes it sound like there is some
Speaker 1: hiding Chris, I promise you there's nothing. Okay, Well do
Speaker 1: we react? Yeah? Now, I'm like, I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like I need to reask the question again because
Speaker 1: we have new information and what we had the first
Speaker 1: time Ashley seems cool man. Yeah, I just want to
Speaker 1: avoid any liabilities on our end. Yeah, So, Ashley, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out on another date with Curtis.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Pretend I didn't ask you the
Speaker 1: first time one day? Yeah, yes, I will um, yeah, okay, hey,
Speaker 1: but it was a still yes. Take it as a
Speaker 1: win and that's a w Curtis. Well, yeah, oh, don't
Speaker 1: trust me. I'm yes, amazing, thank you? Well, wow, this
Speaker 1: is amazing. This is the first time we've ever had
Speaker 1: two yeses by the same person on a second date.
Speaker 1: Update point, it's like three dates now. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm kind of breaking the mold here. I'm somewhat
Speaker 1: of a pioneer. All right, let's celebrate. Get up the asparagus.
Speaker 1: Come on, and just to be clear, the date you
Speaker 1: guys are paying for is not a cast, right, Okay?
Speaker 1: Two point five