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<v Speaker 1>see those couples and you wonder, how did that guy

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<v Speaker 1>end up with that girl? Yes, you know, like the

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<v Speaker 1>Olsen Twins and pretty much every old guy they've ever dated. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they love the senior citizens, they do. Or McCauley Culkin

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<v Speaker 1>and every hot girl he's ever dated. How did he

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<v Speaker 1>get with Mila Kunis? Huh? What is going on there? Money?

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<v Speaker 1>They're all rich, exactly, they love each other. See, it's

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<v Speaker 1>mysteries like this that just confound my mind. And we

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<v Speaker 1>have a guy on the phone for a second date

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<v Speaker 1>update who admits he had a mismatch date and he

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<v Speaker 1>was the lucky one. Oh that's a good place to be. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe that's why he's not getting a call back now.

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<v Speaker 1>His names Curtis. What's up, Curtis? You know how you

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<v Speaker 1>guys doing. Oh, Curtis, you dating up. Yeah, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of I kind of outkicked my coverage on

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Then. Yeah, so what's this girl's name? Her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Ashley. We met not together with mutual friends,

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<v Speaker 1>at a socially distance get together. Um, just very responsible

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<v Speaker 1>of you, good John, thank you try to be and wow,

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<v Speaker 1>not to be crashed. But she's an absolute smoke show.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that crass? I think it's kind of nice. I

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<v Speaker 1>know was saying to be crass, but is it beautiful?

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<v Speaker 1>He's using a slangy. So did you get a chance

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to her? Nope? Well yeah, I mean she's

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<v Speaker 1>stunning and she's never been around these friends before, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was like I immediately noticed her. I introduced myself eventually,

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<v Speaker 1>and um, were you nervous? What were you feeling like

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<v Speaker 1>in that moment? Yeah, I mean there's definitely butterflies because

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she is that much of a knockout. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I had a little bit of liquid

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<v Speaker 1>courage going. Okay, went over to her and started talking

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<v Speaker 1>and at some point I made an office in comments

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<v Speaker 1>about KFC and how I kind of wished that there

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<v Speaker 1>was KFC at the cookout or kind of just like

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<v Speaker 1>pot luck really basically, you're just trashing on everybody's food

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<v Speaker 1>and saying that, why don't we just do takeout? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair. Of the food was hot garbage, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was accurate. Yeah, So I said that, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I could really use some extra CHRISTI and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like extra CHRISTI. I'm like, yeah, KFC, I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a I'm kind of a KFC and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I love KFC too, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>wait what So yeah, we did, like that. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>really shocking to that somebody else loves KFC? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I said that in Jeffs in some way

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<v Speaker 1>because I do actually am very much into KFC. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a meeting point for us. And it's hard to

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<v Speaker 1>believe that hot girls even eat sometimes, I mean exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I figured she was on like a fully

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<v Speaker 1>vegan die or whatever, but she wasn't. And we started chatting.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a flight attendant, which she's always gonna go, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she's running to CAP see and yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got enough courage up After that and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you what about some time? And she's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be great. Nice it's interesting. I could, like you

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<v Speaker 1>can hear in his voice like how nervous he was

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<v Speaker 1>in that moment, like just thinking about it still, like

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<v Speaker 1>his voice is getting all quick and exciting. He's like yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When she said yes, it was like I think I

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<v Speaker 1>let out an audible sigh, which was probably not the

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<v Speaker 1>coolest thing to do. Yeah, but you know what, though,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good to be not cool, especially around women who

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<v Speaker 1>are ultra beautiful. And I really think that because it's

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<v Speaker 1>so refreshing to see someone just be themselves from your

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<v Speaker 1>mouth to god hears, I mean like hopefully, hopefully that

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<v Speaker 1>was the case. I don't know that from personal experience.

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<v Speaker 1>I just have a lot of hot friends. So what

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<v Speaker 1>did you guys do for your actual date? So we

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<v Speaker 1>went out to this nice place you know, certainly and

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<v Speaker 1>a and at one point I kind of I made

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<v Speaker 1>an off fan joke about you know, waste your shooters

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<v Speaker 1>and being an aphrodisiac APPRODSAC jokes are always funny. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>let brook negativity get you down, thank you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>well maybe maybe not, because I then kind of doubled

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<v Speaker 1>down and made it made a joke about asparagus is asparagus,

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<v Speaker 1>This makes your pee smell like, oh, my understanding. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if it's an old wives tale or anything,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've always heard it like asparagus really gets Lilido going.

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<v Speaker 1>It's real. You know, wait, is that the joke or

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<v Speaker 1>are you being serious? I don't know that's serious. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's what i've heard, and I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't like, hey, this is an automatic hook up

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<v Speaker 1>or anything like that. But you know, again, I was

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<v Speaker 1>nervous and I thought, you know, she kind of liked

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<v Speaker 1>the first joke, but I was going down every food

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<v Speaker 1>I tell yeah, good night, breadsticks, hung girl, is that

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<v Speaker 1>what you had for Yeah? And it didn't help that

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<v Speaker 1>I was like kind of stuffing my face at the

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<v Speaker 1>time with asparagus. Yeah, all right, that might have put

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<v Speaker 1>a wrench in things we're able to recover. I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't help. I mean, look, it seemed like the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the date went well. We talked about what

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<v Speaker 1>she does, and I feel like there was a moment

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<v Speaker 1>towards the end of the date afterwards where I could

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<v Speaker 1>have kissed her, but I and I didn't see the opportunity,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm regretting it, and I feel like a Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>but if like, I'm not sure what I can say

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio. But yeah, it's been a few days

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<v Speaker 1>and just ghost City and I haven't heard anything from her. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you may just not be home, Like yeah, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean that's certainly a possibility. I just kind of feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the clock struck midnight and here I am,

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<v Speaker 1>and like it was kind of like all a dream

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<v Speaker 1>and she's, you know, kind of realized that I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a schmucke, but a schmuck with lots of asparagus.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got something going for you. Well, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play a song. We'll come back call Ashley for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll try and get you a second date update at Curtis,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, guys. Hold on if you're just tuning in

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<v Speaker 1>for the second date update. We're on the phone with Curtis,

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<v Speaker 1>who met a beautiful flight attendant named Ashley. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>he describes Ashley as being a little bit out of

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<v Speaker 1>his league. They bonded over their mutual love of fine cuisine,

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<v Speaker 1>specifically Kentucky fine cuisine. Yeah but yeah, when he took

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<v Speaker 1>Ashley out, he may have made a few too many

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<v Speaker 1>jokes about aphrodisiacs. Over dinner. He also felt like he

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<v Speaker 1>missed out on a good opportunity for a first kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's hoping that we can call up at Ashley,

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<v Speaker 1>his long lost flight attendant, and help him book a

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<v Speaker 1>one way trip to her heart. Oh that was cute, now, Curtis,

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<v Speaker 1>and keeping with standard safety regulations, I will need to

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<v Speaker 1>perform a cavity search before we make this phone call

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<v Speaker 1>on myself, not on you. Okay, how are you still

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<v Speaker 1>finding stuff up there? Like? Yeah? It's cavernous? What can

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<v Speaker 1>I says? All right, Curtis, you ready to do this? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure? Okay, I mean, are you as nervous now

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<v Speaker 1>as you were the moment you asked her out? Way more?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh more? Yeah? Okay, so we're not in a healthy

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<v Speaker 1>spot right now, Curtis. Just know that. I mean, there

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<v Speaker 1>could be a reason why, you know, a perfectly logical

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<v Speaker 1>reason why she's not calling you back. That is a

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<v Speaker 1>sound of me knocked on one. Okay, all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. We're gonna dial the phone number and

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna see if Ashley answers. You ready? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do this. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Ashley? Please? This is Ashley. Hi, Ashley, my

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<v Speaker 1>name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. You have a second to talk with us,

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<v Speaker 1>curious place? This is the radio Yeah? Oh my god, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>there's more of you. Oh Ashley, Hi, what's up. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell if you know the show or not, but

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing something called a second date update. I have

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<v Speaker 1>heard of this, Okay, so you know that. The way

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<v Speaker 1>it works is if you go out with someone and afterwards,

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<v Speaker 1>if they're not calling you back, you can email our

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<v Speaker 1>show and we'll reach out to that person to try

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<v Speaker 1>and figure out the reason why. So someone I went

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<v Speaker 1>out with called you yeah, and his name Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>I know you sound so excited about that. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is nice. I'm curious. Who is it. Well, a guy

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us about you named Curtis. Okay, okay, okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>still positive. You met Curtis at the barbecue? Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad. I saw he texted me. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a flight attendant, so I'm like always traveling for work.

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't really mean to like not respond to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's what I told him, that that

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<v Speaker 1>was a possibility, and he thought for sure. You were

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<v Speaker 1>standing him up, he said, ghost City. Oh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like out of town. I just kind of missed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I meant to respond, but no, I really wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>intentionally ghost at him or anything. So you're gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>him back? Yeah, I mean he was like a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice dude. I would definitely hang out with him again.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you like about him? He was funny, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he had a quirky, sensive humor, and I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not usually surprised by that sort of thing, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Like, so no issues with him, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>no like asparagus issues or anything weird. Oh he made

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<v Speaker 1>a joke about asparagus, which I mean, I've not heard before,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's very educational, so I don't know. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's good. Yeah, No, he was really fun Actually, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a lot easier than we thought. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>when I when I told him it may be something

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<v Speaker 1>just totally normal. I was lying to him when I

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<v Speaker 1>said that in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, I am. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>because this never happens. Um, well this, I guess this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna happen earlier than it should. But Ashley, we

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<v Speaker 1>forgot to tell you that Curtis has been on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone listening this entire time. He wants to talk to you, Curtis. Yes, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thrilled. This is amazing, right, what's going on? Incredible?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that? Man? Right? I can't believe you called the radio,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, yeah, well I was. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit concerned. And I mean, look, full disclosure, like

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<v Speaker 1>guys like me don't end up with girls like you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just like I was, all right, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>beyond super stoked and the Curtis. But hold on, like

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna talk yourself out out of a date here,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just ask her before it gets out of hand, Ashley,

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<v Speaker 1>would you be willing to go on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Curtis? Will pay for it? Yes? I would be

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<v Speaker 1>willing to do amazing. Well, congratulations Curtis. Yeah, you got

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<v Speaker 1>the easiest second date update we've ever done. And she

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<v Speaker 1>said such nice things about you, Curtis, I know, yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you were so nervous about this. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I was nervous. I guess now, Like now I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I could say like because it's gonna happen. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been in love with her for like two years basically,

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<v Speaker 1>And hold on what you said you had never met

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<v Speaker 1>her before. I haven't met you, well, like I, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like the people you might know option on Facebook's at

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<v Speaker 1>algorithm or whatever, because obviously mutual friends. Your profile came

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<v Speaker 1>up and yeah, I don't know. I've just been kind

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<v Speaker 1>of looking at your profile and looking at your pictures

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<v Speaker 1>and greets and you know you would actually like like

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<v Speaker 1>KFC and stuff like that, and so I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>commented on that at the you made that comment because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not on my Facebook that I like KFC. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why you said that. Well hold on, yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's I don't I mean, it's not that weird. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately know everything else. Curtis, you didn't hold on. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell us that you had known her before this.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, you just know her, he knew her Facebook profile. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know him, and so we met at

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<v Speaker 1>our friends party. I Curtis, I don't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>would have told me this if I read Yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel kind of awkward. I mean, the thing is, Curtis,

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<v Speaker 1>what's weird about it? Is it? Like? Why wouldn't you

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<v Speaker 1>just DM her on Facebook two years ago and say hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up? We have mutual friends. Like the whole two

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<v Speaker 1>years of looking at her page is kind of creepy,

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<v Speaker 1>band because it's a lot different to just like DM somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>especially a chump like me, like she'd probably look at

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<v Speaker 1>my Facebook profile and be like, who in the hell

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<v Speaker 1>is this loser? Oh buddy, did you did you know

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<v Speaker 1>that she was going to be at that part that

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<v Speaker 1>your friends were throwing. I mean, yeah, I figured as much.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I also did check with one of our

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<v Speaker 1>friends just to be sure. But no, but that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's kind of like a setup, right, Like

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<v Speaker 1>if your friend is in on it, it's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>a setup. Actually, how are you feeling hearing all this?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I feel a little weird about it. I wish, like,

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<v Speaker 1>full disclosure, you would have just kind of told me

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<v Speaker 1>that up friends, because now it feels like you were

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<v Speaker 1>hiding it or trying to be someone based on my

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook profile, and I just you know, I like you,

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<v Speaker 1>like I wouldn't have thought you were a chump or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know, I feel a little weird. I honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>actually I don't think that it's that big of a deal. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that social media is a weird thing these

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<v Speaker 1>days and people don't know how to navigate it all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. And he obviously thinks that you're way out

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<v Speaker 1>of his league. Yea, I mean you guys have mutual friends, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's people that can vouch for him that he's not

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<v Speaker 1>some stranger that is just stocking you. That's really fair.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, Yeah, you're friends with people for years online.

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<v Speaker 1>I know kids, and I'm like, oh, they've grown up

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<v Speaker 1>so much. I've never even met these You're following children online,

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<v Speaker 1>parents they post picked and their kids next time. See

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot stranger. Then what I see what he's

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? You know someone but you don't know. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's a creep, I guess. Yeah, yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed your profile. I really admired you. I didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>know from there, it's like you get to a certain point.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's just you, and I appreciate you

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<v Speaker 1>telling me now on the radio, and I promise there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing else that I'm hiding that I wouldn't that I

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<v Speaker 1>would drag you onto a radio show for that I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't told you or anything like that. Yeah. When you

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<v Speaker 1>say that, it makes it sound like there is some

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<v Speaker 1>hiding Chris, I promise you there's nothing. Okay, Well do

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<v Speaker 1>we react? Yeah? Now, I'm like, I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I need to reask the question again because

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<v Speaker 1>we have new information and what we had the first

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<v Speaker 1>time Ashley seems cool man. Yeah, I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>avoid any liabilities on our end. Yeah, So, Ashley, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go out on another date with Curtis.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it. Pretend I didn't ask you the

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<v Speaker 1>first time one day? Yeah, yes, I will um, yeah, okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was a still yes. Take it as a

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<v Speaker 1>win and that's a w Curtis. Well, yeah, oh, don't

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<v Speaker 1>trust me. I'm yes, amazing, thank you? Well, wow, this

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<v Speaker 1>is amazing. This is the first time we've ever had

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<v Speaker 1>two yeses by the same person on a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Update point, it's like three dates now. Yeah. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'm kind of breaking the mold here. I'm somewhat

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<v Speaker 1>of a pioneer. All right, let's celebrate. Get up the asparagus.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, and just to be clear, the date you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are paying for is not a cast, right, Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Two point five