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Speaker 1: terminol and gay.

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Speaker 2: We want to.

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Speaker 1: Send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 2: You wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 2: We scared? Or was it fine? Malcorn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 3: We have a lot planned for today. Such a great plan.

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Speaker 2: The agenda goes on and on like a CBS receipt.

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Speaker 4: Well we're kidding, of course, there's nothing planned. I did

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Speaker 4: by post it notes. However, they're still in the package.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I just like the movie Romey and Michelle's high school reunion.

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Speaker 4: Look who doesn't remember when they lied and said the

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Speaker 4: invented post it notes.

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Speaker 3: That's specific and fun. I love Phoebe.

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Speaker 2: That is such a good movie.

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Speaker 3: It is a good movie. It's fun, it's it's what's

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Moana? Milana Milana.

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Speaker 2: We were talking about how good Molana is. We're talking

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Speaker 3: Ma'am, do you like the rocks? He's great, isn't he?

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Speaker 3: All right? Get back to your sky mall.

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Speaker 2: Are you seeing this? Jack blackact like a teenage girl.

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Speaker 3: That's a It's a hard.

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Speaker 4: Role to play, you know, and Jack Black nailed it

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Speaker 2: It's true. I feel it well because he means it.

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Speaker 3: He had a deep character. It was great.

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Speaker 4: Unquote woman passed holding what I very much believe to

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Speaker 3: No, casually to the right. They just went to a

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Speaker 4: It was wrapped in some kind of paper, but I

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Speaker 2: Should we try to go up there?

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Speaker 4: It was like an elephant musket with two barrels. What

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Speaker 2: Right now? She's just a prop master, but the proudest

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Speaker 2: You know. I know how it's a masterful prop person

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Speaker 4: The more I think about it, and it may have been

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Speaker 2: But still she had kind of gun pride about those rocks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right there, there was a lot of pride.

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Speaker 2: She was being intimidatingly proud.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gonna kill her an elephant.

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Speaker 2: If it's cgi with curtain rods.

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Speaker 2: Chris, you ruin nothing, because if it didn't exist, no

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Speaker 3: But it was so good.

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Speaker 2: And that person person ran straight up ran the most

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was scary.

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Speaker 2: I really wanted that person to crash well and learn

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Speaker 3: Well, then someone else would be heard as well.

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Speaker 3: I just explain why crashes shouldn't happen. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: When I scream at someone uh, I say, I hope

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Speaker 2: Oh good, what about that tree though there?

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Speaker 2: Do you know that the camphor tree in front of

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't go near it. If it's a cancer tree.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard it. I've never heard of it.

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Speaker 2: You've never heard of camph finique when you get like

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Speaker 4: He was being suicidal. Yeah, but I do. I will

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Speaker 4: never forget that. I yelled that, so even though my

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Speaker 3: That, I guess.

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Speaker 2: But you're not a wizard, right, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I had quit doing that a while back.

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Speaker 3: And I can't turning everyone into a coat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. See, even if you even if you're a wizard

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Speaker 4: what have you done?

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Speaker 3: That's from Willow.

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Speaker 2: Did you see the movie The Witch that had black

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Speaker 3: Goats are scary.

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Speaker 2: Goats have lizard eyes.

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Speaker 2: No, they look like two black triangles laying on each other,

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Speaker 3: Yep. Oh good, we're gonna make icon.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Oh I love doing that. But I'm going to be smiling,

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell my story about Carol Channing.

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Speaker 4: Any way, mid you were about to do what I imagined,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and now you're scared to do it.

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Speaker 2: Something like who the you thee? It was something like that,

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Speaker 2: So when we got this goat, we named it Ubi

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's but it was full.

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Speaker 4: What where did you I guess I didn't. I thought

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Speaker 4: you lived in like a house in a neighborhood. Were

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 2: When growing up we were way out in the countryside

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Speaker 2: It's five miles out of town. Then when I was

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Speaker 3: And then you just had to goat in a penthouse.

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Speaker 2: Then we gave the we got the goat its own

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Speaker 2: Yes, murder suicide.

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Speaker 4: Oh gigs you guys later, there can't be you can't

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, just because of hoofs and inability to hold

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Speaker 3: I feel bad for goats because they everyone I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think they have a reputation for being kind of

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Speaker 3: And it's not their fault. They get beheaded at rituals

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Speaker 4: They're always blobed for certain gods, but for certain because

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're always really sweet.

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Speaker 3: You all right, right, I forgot they do that.

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Speaker 2: and it snuck up, it got out of their area,

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Speaker 3: You're supposed to shoot your dog.

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Speaker 2: Yes, if if it attacks another animal like that, like

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Speaker 2: But see here's the thing, stuff like that. When you

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Speaker 2: go keep going up.

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Speaker 3: The base of a beautiful canyon. I know Los Angeles

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Speaker 3: is kind of cool.

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Speaker 2: Well, and it was raining so much the last couple

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Speaker 3: It's green up there. It gives you almost an Irish accent.

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Speaker 2: And look at the clouds right now. I think, sorry,

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Speaker 2: let's go up here and see if we can get.

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Speaker 3: We need more of a vista.

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Speaker 2: I need point point. And we also need to stop

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Speaker 2: talking about the sad deaths of I don't started it.

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Speaker 3: I started started it, and I have a lot more

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Speaker 3: to say about it. I could do it all day.

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Speaker 2: It's another that we can't look at the moon. The

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Speaker 4: That's just global warming. The earth is confused. I went

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Speaker 4: And I went up to a cabin with my buddy Whitey,

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Speaker 4: who shot million Comedy special, and there was four feet

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Speaker 4: of snow, like literally wow, more than three feet of snow.

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Speaker 2: Close to literally a grammar school child of snow.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and I don't I haven't been around that much

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Speaker 3: Yah, and I had the best my hip.

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Speaker 4: Works great even I was like jumping off little rocks

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Speaker 4: the tests, like I'm twenty but.

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Speaker 2: I'm not, and it said maybe you are even Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I heard.

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Speaker 4: A little voice coming from the little little the moral

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Speaker 4: ahead with a mouth and a cartoon. I'm so happy.

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Speaker 4: But then of course it went from nine degrees to

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Speaker 4: fifty degrees, poured rain, ruined half the snow, and it's like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the Earth has no idea what the fuck's going on.

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Speaker 3: It was like watching something slowly melted.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like losing an icy It.

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Speaker 3: Was like watching a snowman die.

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Speaker 2: It was like that Campbell's suit commercial where the snowman

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Speaker 4: Or the movie a Jack Frost where I'm a background

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Speaker 4: actor where Michael Keaton dies and then haunts fatherly haunts

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Speaker 4: a snowman and hangs out with.

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Speaker 3: His kids again. Eh, teaches them the snowboard?

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Speaker 2: Is that true?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Jack Frost, great movie, teaches them the snowboard.

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Speaker 3: And that was the last that was also in Trucky.

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Speaker 3: I was in the same town that I did that

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Speaker 3: background work uncredited.

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Speaker 2: Were you a snowboarder?

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Speaker 3: I was a snowboarder in the background.

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Speaker 2: Wow, everybody please please rent Jack Frost. Yes, skip to

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Speaker 2: the snowboarding part. Look for nineties Chris Fairbanks. Yeah, do

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Speaker 2: you have facial hair?

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Speaker 3: No? I was.

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Speaker 4: I was a young I went there to do art

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Speaker 4: guy that owned the company, and he said, could you

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Speaker 4: It's getting dry in here. Can you put some water

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Speaker 4: in that kettle. I don't know how I was supposed

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Speaker 4: to do it, but it was. It was white hot,

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Speaker 4: and I grabbed it and poured water into it, and

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Speaker 4: it steamed my fingers and burned them so bad that

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Speaker 4: it just I had my fulanities looked like chicken fat.

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Speaker 3: No, just big yellow lister fingers. Sorry, everybody, it was

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Speaker 3: real gross, But I wrapped.

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Speaker 4: It in gauze and I had a great month of

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Speaker 4: snowboarding with a highly burned finger that probably should have

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Speaker 2: Did you do some drinking maybe to cover up that

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Speaker 2: that pain?

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Speaker 3: I did everything For the first time.

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Speaker 4: It was a mountain town of retired lumberjacks or people

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Speaker 4: prison and all of us, and he looked like Matthew McConaughey,

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Speaker 4: but he had face tattoos.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he didn't have face tattoos.

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Speaker 4: I made that up, but he just I could you

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Speaker 4: can tell he's sketchy, like one one too, was not

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Speaker 3: They've had a life of crime. Story in my life, Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 3: I get it, and he he was. He was a

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Speaker 3: we had great times.

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Speaker 4: He was the most positive, happy to be out of

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Speaker 3: For being in the house, the Big House, well he had.

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Speaker 2: The passion for it.

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Speaker 4: And one day he was, Oh, we are going I mean,

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Speaker 4: we're driving into a flood zone.

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Speaker 3: Where are we look at this Partridge family house.

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Speaker 2: This is like it's like we're on Bizarro Laurel Canyon.

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Speaker 4: You're driving past rainbow houses that do not follow building codes.

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Speaker 2: And then there's like and here's Dracula's castle, like everything's

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Speaker 2: they do, Oh my god, are you okay? It's a cart.

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Speaker 4: It's a cart that goes up and brings supplies so

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Speaker 4: they don't ever have to leave.

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Speaker 3: They have the blood delivered. Then they drank it.

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Speaker 4: We were one night he's like, you want to watch

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Speaker 4: a video, and he popped in a VHS and it

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Speaker 4: was a porn that he made of himself and he

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Speaker 4: had me watch it and I will.

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Speaker 2: He was coming on to you.

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Speaker 3: There was credits and everything.

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Speaker 2: Oh was he the director or not.

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Speaker 3: He made his own corns?

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Speaker 2: Was he in it? He was in it and starting

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Speaker 2: and sitting next to me.

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Speaker 3: So he's sitting next.

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Speaker 2: To his audience member.

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Speaker 4: He was watch this and uh, and it was uh.

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Speaker 4: And I watched and I'm like, good, good word, Oh

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Speaker 4: that's a good performance. Comments.

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Speaker 2: Really you just powered through it.

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Speaker 3: I did. I watched it, like when am I? It's you?

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Speaker 3: Han't said?

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Speaker 4: I think I didn't want to make him mad. I

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Speaker 4: think he you know, he's a prison guy. Yes, I'm like, what,

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Speaker 4: I don't want to watch her have sex. He's like,

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Speaker 4: that's what the last guy said to me. And I

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Speaker 4: spent fifteen years in your big house because he'd hurt

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Speaker 4: my feelings about not wanting to.

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Speaker 3: See my porn.

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Speaker 2: Right, you just wanted to keep it in line.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to make the guy happy.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, there you are with a boner.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: I watched it, you boys in your high jinks.

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Speaker 3: What was I supposed to do? No, I don't know

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Speaker 3: the VCR and throw it out the cabin window.

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Speaker 2: Well, because this second, that's cool, this second, yeah, that

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Speaker 2: is a need.

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Speaker 4: I love it.

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Speaker 2: It's very seventies seventies. Yeah, yeah, this is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is cool. And we are driving in a

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Speaker 3: kind of a river.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't where's this goddamn water coming from. Look

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Speaker 2: at that fucking shelle. Oh that's a straight up shellet.

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Speaker 3: You guys just made of candy.

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Speaker 2: Because here's the thing. If somebody sits down and says, hey,

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Speaker 2: look at this porn I'm in and puts it in,

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Speaker 2: he didn't.

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Speaker 3: He just I found out it was a porn when

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Speaker 3: I was watching it.

450
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Speaker 2: So you know, you're dealing with a weirdo off the bat,

451
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 2: like you can't make any sudden.

452
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,959
Speaker 3: Moves that day before that, he is a weirdo.

453
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but I mean that really, that's really that's

454
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 2: a topper right there. That's like a big move. Yeah,

455
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 2: that's like, that's here, look at my dick. Watch me

456
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:30,919
Speaker 2: fuck someone.

457
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

458
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot to ask.

459
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I really I'm always been pretty good at

460
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,160
Speaker 4: picking up vibes.

461
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 3: Like he wasn't looking at me on the corner. If

462
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 3: it maybe he was.

463
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 2: Maybe you loved his performance so much you couldn't tell.

464
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just under the all sex society. The guy's

465
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 3: a great actor. I really believe he was in love

466
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 3: with these women.

467
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 2: I believed he had a huge living room with white

468
00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 2: leather couches. It's believable. Where are we look at this?

469
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, twelve, this is a gang. You don't just have

470
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 3: a fleet of black cars. Wow. Oh and we're probably

471
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 3: on their hit list now they're real. One of them's silver.

472
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 3: It's okay, okay, okay.

473
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 2: I think that's the Armenian.

474
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 4: That was a villian, that was a villain house. That

475
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 4: was You don't just have a bunch of black sports cars.

476
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 2: I want to move up here now.

477
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want a life of crime.

478
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,479
Speaker 2: I want to get in with those people.

479
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 3: Oh, this would be a good place for me to

480
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 3: make my own quarto.

481
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,360
Speaker 2: And then showed around all my friends. Yeah, and solicited

482
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 2: and surprisingly it's so that's like going up to someone

483
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 2: and being like lifting your tongue and being like, look

484
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 2: in here. It's just so private.

485
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,119
Speaker 3: Yeah it was.

486
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,719
Speaker 4: It was, and I thought it was very strange at

487
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 4: the time. But I like a good story, and this

488
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 4: is I do know.

489
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 3: That's the first time I've told it.

490
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 2: It is a good story, and you I definitely would

491
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 2: have remembered that one.

492
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a prison.

493
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:57,199
Speaker 4: The prison porn and my burnt fingers and uh, someone

494
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 4: gave me a sugar cube one time and say here,

495
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,719
Speaker 4: and it was acid, and I was so That's how

496
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 4: I did acid.

497
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 3: That was surprise. That was a surprise too.

498
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 2: That was also in Trucky.

499
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 3: It turns out it makes you feel good.

500
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 2: Turns out you giggle it nothing And I.

501
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 4: Went and I danced, and Reno and I break danced

502
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 4: and did moves like drugs are.

503
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 3: Everyone had a hell of a drug. It was so fun.

504
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 4: And I went bungee jumping the next day still still high,

505
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 4: and uh, you know, I died in flames into my hair.

506
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,199
Speaker 3: I was just living, like god, damn. Yeah, you know.

507
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 3: I was young. It was like twenty three.

508
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 2: There was two girls we went to college with who

509
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 2: were from Trucky, who were so from Trucky, and I

510
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 2: wish I could remember their names now, but they were

511
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 2: like both blonde, and one was like the skinny version

512
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 2: of a blonde girl from Trucky and one was like

513
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,959
Speaker 2: the big boob version of a girl from Trucky. It

514
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 2: was they were like a little bit scary, but I

515
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 2: also always wanted to drink with them. They didn't really

516
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 2: like us that much, but we made them hang out

517
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 2: with us anyway. It was hilarious. Oh and one of

518
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 2: them had a day bed. God, I hope one of

519
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,719
Speaker 2: them hears this and knows that. I remember they had

520
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 2: day beds like in their rooms. And one had taken

521
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 2: Christmas lights and written skid Row in Christmas lights over

522
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 2: her bed.

523
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 3: Yes, the band.

524
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 2: She was such a such a fan of skid Row.

525
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 3: That's so awesome. What is a day bed?

526
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: Davids are the ones that look like weird. They like

527
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: have brass around the outside, so it kind of looks

528
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 2: like a version of a couch. Okay, and then you

529
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: pull out. You can either sleep in it, but sometimes

530
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 2: they have other mattresses on the bottom, so there's like

531
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 2: two beds.

532
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 3: Okay, I gotcha. I know what it is.

533
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I just made a great invention though a

534
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 4: bud day bed. You lay in it, you know the rest.

535
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 3: There's a but.

536
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 4: Do I have to.

537
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 2: Spell it out for you? You really don't? Okay, Oh

538
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 2: my good, Please write that down for your comedy set.

539
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and you know what. I'm watching the edits

540
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 4: of my special Thing. I realized I do. I'm like

541
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 4: so juvenile with my topics. No, it's just dicks this

542
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 4: and toilet this. I mean, I mean, there's that's what

543
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 4: that's that's the stuff that people laugh at them.

544
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 3: That's the stuff that went the best.

545
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 2: Well, that's good comedy. But also you don't that's not

546
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 2: the majority of what you do. You just sprinkle it in. Yeah,

547
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 2: you were good at comedy.

548
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,239
Speaker 3: Thank you.

549
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 2: It must be. I can't imagine. I can barely listen

550
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: to like a listen back to a ten minute set.

551
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, why did I ever think I could do

552
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 2: this anytime I listened to a set, So I can't

553
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: imagine watching a special.

554
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I know it went well because I don't.

555
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 4: I can't stand seeing myself and I'm pretty hard on myself.

556
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,719
Speaker 3: And after that I felt okay. And then when I

557
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 3: watched it, it was easy. It was okay for me

558
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 3: to watch it.

559
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 4: We're near that on it now, so I know we

560
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 4: keep shoving it now, peoples. But I'm very excited me too.

561
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 4: I can't edit it by a fancy editor, and then

562
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,120
Speaker 4: it's get sound mixed by a fancy sound mixer guy

563
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 4: that's done a bunch of stuff, love it.

564
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 3: Very excited.

565
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: Oh, this is where I was trying to go.

566
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go. This is like a park.

567
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 2: Then yeah, yees yeah, basically it's like the I thought

568
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: it's where we were before.

569
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 4: Oh, fire danger today they yes, they're smoking the bear.

570
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 3: He can smell a fire before it starts to the flame.

571
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: Oh is that true?

572
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 3: Smoking the bear. That's how he got his name.

573
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: That's how he's a super taster and the super smeller.

574
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 2: He can't he doesn't like cilantro. And he knows where

575
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: all the fires are. These are the fire Stephen that

576
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: we were talking about Stephen on the ones and twos.

577
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 2: We were talking about the Burbank fires before we left

578
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 2: for our Australia trip. Now two years ago.

579
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 3: How long have you on my favorite murder?

580
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 2: Three years?

581
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 3: This is what this? January?

582
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, January last month.

583
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 3: How long have we done this?

584
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:14,719
Speaker 2: I think six years or five? But really often Season

585
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 2: one was about five years four years long? Five years long?

586
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 3: Oh right?

587
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: Right?

588
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 3: Or sure? Sure?

589
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Not positive?

590
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where the fire was.

591
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: Yes, these are the hills that were all on fire.

592
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 3: Well, it made for interesting patchy vegetation.

593
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

594
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 4: I think they call it deforestation. Fires are a natural.

595
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 3: Occurrence, that's there.

596
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: They need to happen. Yes, it's good for the forest floor.

597
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: It's good for future trees.

598
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 4: And don't just go out there because what we said

599
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 4: and started throwing cigarettes willie nilly.

600
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 3: In dry bushes.

601
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

602
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 4: We're talking about lightning strikes or animals setting fires.

603
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 2: Yes, squirrels smoking that kind of stuff.

604
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 4: Goats clipping their hoofs together to create a spark.

605
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 2: Because Setan told them, told me to do it.

606
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 3: Look at that little girl. She's too young a girl.

607
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: She's golfing. She doesn't give us yet.

608
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 3: She's so funny.

609
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 2: God, yay modern girls.

610
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that looks. This is beautiful. Why have I never

611
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 3: been here?

612
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 2: And there's look, there's a restaurant.

613
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 3: We're going to the Castaway.

614
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 2: The Castaway is this gorgeous restaurant. I've never been here,

615
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: and I've lived in Burbank for fifteen years.

616
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 3: I wonder if it's now open. Oh there's a sign.

617
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: Yet, yes, there's a humongous sign. I look at this, Stephen,

618
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 2: will you take this as beautiful?

619
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 3: Thank you?

620
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 2: Look at so there's the porch of the Castaway.

621
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 4: This is that's that's like the house from James Bond.

622
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 2: Yeah something, this is four romance. This is it's four

623
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: romance only.

624
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you can't just go there old suit at

625
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 3: the bar.

626
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah no, please my sweatpants and don't go with like

627
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 2: a workmate that you don't have feelings about, right.

628
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 3: Right, not makes her it's a romantic workman.

629
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: Uh oh oh no, we're just oh god, sorry, we

630
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: were just trying to look at them.

631
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 3: We're just looking at the view.

632
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: Turn around.

633
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 3: Thank you boy. Those guys had some fucking attitude.

634
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 2: Huh they can those old guys in suits. Oh, it's

635
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: special occasions.

636
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

637
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 4: Kids love tuxedos, they just do. They love the tight

638
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 4: neck and the time. This is really pretty. Yeah, it's

639
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 4: like the place that's like I would go to eat

640
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 4: there and then look at the look at the bill

641
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 4: and then.

642
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 3: Go what what what?

643
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: What? Yes? I think I think they really goug you

644
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: for this view, But it's kind.

645
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 3: Of what it's really beautiful.

646
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: Ya. Really tonight is whoever whoever did their made their

647
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 2: reservation tonight was smart.

648
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, why what's tonight?

649
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 2: That rod view?

650
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, they were sweep.

651
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: At least check the weather because it's rained so much

652
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 2: lately that it's all there's no pollution for you know,

653
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 2: about a day and a.

654
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: Half yeah, it's great. Yeah, it is clear out.

655
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's beautiful.

656
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 4: It's really This isn't a bad city. I'm tired of people.

657
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 4: I mean, it has its problems, let's be honest. I

658
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 4: don't like it, but it's beautiful so nearby you can

659
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,719
Speaker 4: just which is why, of course Hollywood was here. You

660
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 4: can mimic the desert. You can mimic pine trees in Montana. Yeah,

661
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 4: out by just Malibu. It's everything is here.

662
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: Yes, that's why people get such bad allergies because there's

663
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 2: so many non native plants, because people brought in every

664
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 2: kind of thing because it they had to because it

665
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: was a desert.

666
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 4: That's why I have I actually did have a whole

667
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do with bee pollen, but

668
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 4: I had to be pallen from where I'm from, and

669
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 4: I was supposed to take scoops of it, and I

670
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 4: don't know. My mom told me to put bee pollen in.

671
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: My mouth for better, for so you wouldn't get allergies. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

672
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 2: that makes sense.

673
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: I think so, But I don't want to experiment with pollen.

674
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: Why not. It's just like.

675
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 3: So I got to be surprised dancing yourself.

676
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 4: It was literally a whole thing of little yellow pellets

677
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 4: that you see on little bee's knees.

678
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: Oh remember remember bees, remember alive?

679
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: These were cute.

680
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 2: Look at that. This looks like a shit. What's that

681
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: artist where it's all like antiquity people laying around in marble?

682
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: Oh things?

683
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 3: I don't know, but his work is at the Getty. Yes, yes, yeah.

684
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:43,239
Speaker 2: It's all these clouds. Did you get this, Stephen? I

685
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: love it.

686
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 3: It's beautiful.

687
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: It's so nice. You from my regular glasses, Stephen. Now

688
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 2: it's getting too dark oh so pink. Yeah, it's getting

689
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 2: too dark to them. We're these my prescription sunglasses.

690
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 3: How do you do it?

691
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: Pocket?

692
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 4: You're drinking coffee, you're reaching back, you're talking and driving

693
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 4: and running into this car.

694
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: All I can do it, all I can crash us

695
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 2: wild changing glasses. Whoops. Now we're in a dust storm.

696
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, from the mud, I'm sure.

697
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that is what it is. Yeah.

698
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: I looked at houses up here when I moved to Burbank,

699
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 2: and there were some great ones, and I really loved

700
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 2: the idea of it, but it just felt weird. It

701
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 2: just felt like it was a neighborhood of like families

702
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 2: and adults and I didn't belong. Yeah.

703
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you have your late night parties.

704
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, all the intervenous drugs I use. They don't

705
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 2: want that around.

706
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 3: In this neighborhood. That is nice. And it looks like

707
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 3: affordable sort of no fence to these houses.

708
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: Well they've been I think they're like thirties, forties, fifties houses.

709
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sure, it is beautiful.

710
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: Look see he's taking a picture.

711
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 3: Of the sky.

712
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, not just us is did he fix his hair

713
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 6: to look like it's I did a costume where as

714
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 6: a man stuck in the wind, and it looks like

715
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 6: he did that to his hair, like I just.

716
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 3: Hair sprayed it and went to the side and taped

717
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 3: a leaf.

718
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: To my face, like straight back.

719
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 4: It's the easiest costume member. You just take a suit,

720
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 4: you put a wire hanger in the tie and have

721
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 4: that shooting off to the side and gel all your

722
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 4: hair into that direction, and then put leaves and newspapers

723
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 4: on the side where the wind is hitting you. And

724
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 4: it looks like a man in the wind. And it

725
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 4: takes fifteen minutes.

726
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 2: And people love it.

727
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 4: I bet next Halloween or just an off season costume party.

728
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 3: Feel free to be a man in the wind even

729
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 3: or a lady.

730
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all I wanted to hear inclusion informission.

731
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 3: Please, yes that I bet you.

732
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: That's the kind of costume. People were just delighted with

733
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 2: you everywhere you are.

734
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's easy.

735
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 4: I always have these costume ideas, and you know some

736
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 4: other ones.

737
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 3: Why I was a walking toilet once.

738
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 4: I made a toilet out of paper rag molded it

739
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 4: around my own toilet, and then I slipped into it.

740
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 4: I made little foam rubber legs with little hinged knees,

741
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 4: and those kind of dangled on top, and then my

742
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 4: real legs became the legs of the toilet. So I

743
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 4: put these white leggings on and they attached to the

744
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 4: bottom of the toilet, and it really looked like a

745
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 4: guy sitting on a walking toilet.

746
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: It looks so funny.

747
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 4: Everywhere I went, I just people threw money at me,

748
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 4: and I won like three different costume contests I did.

749
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 4: It was a non social Halloween. I went out and

750
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 4: I made some money.

751
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: You made some ret money.

752
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 3: M hmm.

753
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 2: I love it.

754
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great.

755
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 4: There's a little toilet in the tank made from styrofoam,

756
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 4: and there's toilet. There was like toilet paper and magazines

757
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 4: on the tank. It was just it was the best

758
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 4: idea I ever had. But with a guy in the wind,

759
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 4: you can just go to the bathroom. This I had

760
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 4: encased my torso and chicken wire which was cutting into

761
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 4: my sides, and I couldn't.

762
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 3: Take it off and go to the bathroom.

763
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 4: Wow, Like I didn't think about the bathroom, right, Yeah?

764
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 2: Did you pee into your own paper mache toilet?

765
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 4: I don't, I mean, okay, that's yes, Yes, I was

766
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,760
Speaker 4: able to figure it out, but I think it involved

767
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 4: ripping some hole in my in the toilet tights.

768
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, well look, you know, hey, I did

769
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 2: what you sure did, and you can also do that.

770
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,919
Speaker 4: You can make a little person like once I shave

771
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 4: my legs and I was a little witch and I

772
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 4: was on her shoulders and the witch was like kind

773
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 4: of smiling and carrying me around, and that would.

774
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 3: Look very scary.

775
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 2: It was scary.

776
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was very scary.

777
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 4: She was very sinister, and her back had to be

778
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 4: hunched for me to be in there.

779
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 2: And were you acting like she took you against your

780
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,959
Speaker 2: will or that you were getting a wrong It.

781
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 3: Was a cooperative. Yeah.

782
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, she had her little uh hands made of pantehose

783
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 4: and foam, and they were holding onto my legs as

784
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 4: if she was fall Now, I'm a good witch.

785
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 3: Let me study you.

786
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 2: That's funny. So it was like a witch mother. Yeah yeah,

787
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 2: and you were her, You were her little witch baby.

788
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 4: You know these witches when they make candy houses to

789
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 4: lower the children, they really are doing it out of me.

790
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 3: They really want just want to have kids.

791
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they they want to have kids so they

792
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 2: can eat them.

793
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 3: Because yes, look at this.

794
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 4: Old Some people want to have kids so they can

795
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 4: become little movie stars.

796
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

797
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 3: It's all a gross, beautiful house. Look at that ranch.

798
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 3: I bet they have a goat.

799
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 2: I bet that it's a goat family that lives weird

800
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: though all these houses were that one too. They clearly

801
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 2: a dozen people live there. There was a parking lot. Yes,

802
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 2: they had parking lines painted in their driveway, right. Yeah,

803
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 2: some people get into it. Yeah I like it.

804
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. I guess you'd have to live with

805
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 3: a bunch of people in this economy.

806
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, and if you're shipping your whole family over

807
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 2: from you know, there's a lot of direct from Armenia,

808
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: Armenians that live in this neighborhood.

809
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 4: Oh, and also it's probably part of the tradition to

810
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 4: be like, hey, stick with the family.

811
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 3: Yes, that's how it is.

812
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 4: In everywhere about America. In America, it's like, my parents

813
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 4: are old.

814
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 3: See you guys later. I hope you don't lose your mind.

815
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 2: Thanks for money.

816
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 4: It's kind of but in you know, Japan and Native

817
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 4: American people they live with to the point where it

818
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 4: seemed to me, like in Montana on reservations, people did

819
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 4: go to college or they did find a way out,

820
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 4: and then there's this pressure to stay with the tribe, yes,

821
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 4: and with the family, and it's and then there's you're

822
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 4: like locked into this community even if you want to

823
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 4: get out. And it's kind of there's a really good

824
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 4: documentary about I wish I knew the name of it,

825
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 4: but all these these Native American kids that went to

826
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 4: college and got degrees and then they just went back

827
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 4: home and became cowboys and dealt with horses, and it's

828
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 4: like you could be a doctor, but you're paying you

829
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 4: got to stay with your parents.

830
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: Well, but also there's the that you know, those communities

831
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 2: need people, I mean from what I know from the

832
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 2: the murder side, where there's there's it's such there's such

833
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 2: underserved communities and they don't have good help and representation

834
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 2: and they don't have you know, police force and all

835
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 2: those things. It's all it's all like you're on your own,

836
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 2: as if it was their fucking choice. Yeah, you know,

837
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 2: to be on a reservation, it's really fucked up.

838
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly right.

839
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 4: We were at a skate park that had just been built,

840
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 4: and all these kids are like, finally they have something

841
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 4: to do, and it's really cool.

842
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 3: I've talked about that before that. I love that one.

843
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 3: I'll make a documentary about that.

844
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 4: But this kid had his hand wrapped and I was like,

845
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 4: what happened in your hand? And he's like, oh, these

846
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 4: older kids pushed me and I hurt my hand today.

847
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh no.

848
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 4: And then he was like, but my uncle went and

849
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 4: beat one of them up, and they because they and

850
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 4: then they retaliated against my grandpa and one of them

851
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 4: cut off part of his ear, and I'm like, what

852
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 4: are you talking about?

853
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 3: This all happened today.

854
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 4: And then right then these tribal police were rushing to

855
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 4: arrest the kid's uncle.

856
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 3: Or his dad.

857
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 4: I know, I had a weird version of that story,

858
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 4: but he just matter of factly it told me this happened.

859
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 4: And then right then they had to wait for cops

860
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 4: to come from somewhere else because yeah, there were no

861
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 4: cops in Browning, right, they were like nearby.

862
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 3: It was just really, I'm like, you, sweet little boy.

863
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that you are so calmly having to tell

864
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 4: this story.

865
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 3: He's hurt hand.

866
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, god, this is a bummer episode. I know,

867
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 2: but hey, what are we supposed to do?

868
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 3: I know I tend to do this, but I'm making

869
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 3: light of it.

870
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: I got you. You're not You're not speaking of cops.

871
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 3: Oh shit, everyone, where's that?

872
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 2: Get all over for podcasting?

873
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 3: Now? What tiny town?

874
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 2: It is as cute. It's Kenneth Village really, uh huh.

875
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 3: They have a commissary.

876
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 2: I know it's and that there's an Italian restaurant that's

877
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 2: really good. That because my friend Karen Anderson lives down

878
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 2: the street here and so we used to come here

879
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 2: and eat. This is like a classic sixties strip, mall

880
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 2: made of red.

881
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 3: Wow? Cool? This are we in La Corsana sort of?

882
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 2: No? No, we're a bourbonk Okay, this is Bourbank Glendale,

883
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 2: Like we're moving into the onto the Glendale side of it.

884
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 4: I mean that looked like a tiny town that you

885
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 4: would find in the Midwest.

886
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 2: Also, this is a graveyard.

887
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 3: Ghosts.

888
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: You can't see it though, because they.

889
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 3: Built a high No one wants to see that.

890
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to look at it.

891
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 3: Wait.

892
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 2: Now, there was something we were waiting to talk about.

893
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 2: What do you think.

894
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 3: Was it something that was a bummer?

895
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 2: Oh? It was a list of all my sad thoughts.

896
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here we go, remember one to scroll all

897
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 2: the pets I've had that have died.

898
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 3: Do you remember sort of the range of topics that

899
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 3: it was.

900
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 2: It would end well, I think it was things that

901
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 2: have gone on recently. Oh I just went to Honolulu.

902
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, we were going to talk about Hawaii, Hawaii.

903
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 2: Because we had the best vacation.

904
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 4: And you said you spent the whole time wearing black

905
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 4: long sleeve turtlenss.

906
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

907
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 3: So because you're in the theater, turtle, miss.

908
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm always running props for a play or ready.

909
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 3: To and uster.

910
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 2: Yes, always at the ready. I one day me Georgia.

911
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 2: So it was me Georgia, her husband Vince and Lizzie

912
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 2: Cooperman and Lizzie. We brought Lizzie with us.

913
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 4: I saw a picture of her and it's head waiian.

914
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 3: I thought it was like a no, no, awesome.

915
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 2: We brought her with us. It was super fun. So

916
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 2: we went and stayed at this like Lizzie shared my room.

917
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 2: We just hung out and then one day we tried.

918
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 2: We were like, we stayed an extra day, so we

919
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 2: were like, okay, we should actually do something touristy. So

920
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 2: Vince booked us onto a cat like a Sunset catamaran

921
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: cruise cool, and Lizzie immediately was like, I'm not going

922
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 2: on that, and so she drops out. And then why

923
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: she just didn't didn't want to?

924
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 4: Well I would, I mean I wouldn't maybe because I

925
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 4: was I will get sick on that point.

926
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 3: Yes, right.

927
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: It looked like the kind of boat you definitely get

928
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 2: sick on. It had been very windy when we got there,

929
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 2: so I think we were all a tiny bit nervous.

930
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 2: Then I go down to meet Georgia and Vince, and

931
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 2: I don't hear. I realized lately, my have a very

932
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: bad habit. If a text is longer than two lines,

933
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 2: I will only read the first and last line. I

934
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: don't want to the middle book.

935
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 3: What did I send you? Short bursts?

936
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 2: That's or that's the way to communicate. You know.

937
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 4: What I do though, because I don't like the phone

938
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 4: constantly going off with each sentence.

939
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,959
Speaker 3: What I do is I mute it. It's all one

940
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 3: text to you.

941
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 4: But I put several spaces in between all my points.

942
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 2: That would be great for me. It's great, Okay, great

943
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: if it's not too much of a pain for you. No,

944
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 2: Because here's the thing, I just go like, Okay, I

945
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: know what we're doing. I just always assume I know

946
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 2: what's going on, and I never know what's going on,

947
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 2: so I just scan things. And Vince very clearly said

948
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 2: that catamaran the crews I booked us on is out

949
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: in front of Dukes. I didn't know. I assumed Dukes

950
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 2: was the restaurant down at our hotel. It was down

951
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 2: the street. It was like ten minutes down the road.

952
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 3: There's multiple Dukes.

953
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 2: There's no, no, no, there's just the one I was

954
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 2: assuming the place. I just made a bunch of weird

955
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 2: assumptions for in a reason, sure there was a catamaran

956
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 2: that you could get onto in front of our hotel directly,

957
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: and I think he may have gestured toward it when

958
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 2: we were talking about it, just to go like one

959
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 2: of those. But I assumed once he did that, I

960
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 2: was like, that's where we're going the end. I don't

961
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 2: need to read any more information about it or even

962
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 2: look into it, right. So I went down to get

963
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 2: on that one, and I'm standing. I didn't bring my

964
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 2: hotel room key because I couldn't find it, and I

965
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 2: didn't want to be late, which was a dumb choice,

966
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 2: Like be a couple minutes later and make sure you

967
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 2: have the thing that gets you in and around the

968
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 2: entire hotel right right.

969
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 3: The most important part of hotel living, yes, and.

970
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 2: Even in the elevator, like all of it.

971
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 3: Yeh yeah.

972
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 2: And so I'm stuck in the pool area and I

973
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 2: have to wait for those guys to get there to

974
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: get me out of the gate and onto the beach.

975
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 2: So I'm like, are you guys here or whatever? And

976
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: they are assuming I'm coming down there. Uh, very crazy.

977
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 2: So I'm standing there and I'm looking at all that

978
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 2: there's a bunch of people in line. I'm watching people

979
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 2: get out of the catamaran in tank tops and visors

980
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 2: and shorts and sun dresses and I'm dressed like this,

981
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: all black, long sleeve, Like it doesn't even fucking make

982
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 2: sense the way I'm dressed. And then I get the

983
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 2: text that Vince was like, yeah, we don't see you,

984
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 2: like you keep saying your hair, and then he goes,

985
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: oh no. I'm like, I'm right here in front of

986
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 2: the hotel. Then he's like oh no, and then he

987
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 2: re sends me the text that had all the correct information,

988
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 2: and I was just like, I'm.

989
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's about dukes. That is a John Wayne museum.

990
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 2: I'm not just things I named dukes. But then I

991
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 2: was just like have fun. And then they're like we

992
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 2: don't want to go. Like everyone was like nobody really

993
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: wanted to go. We were just doing touristy things, so

994
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 2: we didn't feel bad right right right essentially, And but

995
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: I was like, but doing touristy things makes me feel

996
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: bad because I don't wear tank tops and I don't

997
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 2: get on boats, and like none of that is anything

998
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 2: that I am interested in. I just want to participate.

999
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 3: I know, no, I know.

1000
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 4: I felt like when I was and Mallie, I should

1001
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 4: have been like, wait, I should be climbing waterfalls and swimming,

1002
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 4: and I did do some of that, but there's a

1003
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 4: lot of pressure to be as hawaii as you can

1004
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 4: while you're there.

1005
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 2: Yes, and also just being like I'm super pale, I'd

1006
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 2: burn in one second. Like I don't like being in

1007
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 2: the sun at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.

1008
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 2: I don't wear clothes with trees or plants on them.

1009
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 2: I don't wear pink things or like. All of it

1010
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 2: was just made me feel like a little bit of

1011
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: a lunatic.

1012
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 3: I would have to prepare, I would.

1013
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 4: You got to get a bas tand yes, you got

1014
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 4: to hit the tanning move, get a nice bass tand and.

1015
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: Then just get some kind of a low key sundress indoor, outdoor, nighttime, daytime,

1016
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 2: you know whatever. I just didn't have Miney.

1017
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 4: It's funny when everyone, the locals and malle when last

1018
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 4: times and why they made fun of me for just

1019
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 4: owning socks. No that socks, it's flip flops. People were

1020
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 4: pointing and like, hey, nice socks. And then I realized

1021
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 4: because I only brought a few pair of socks. I

1022
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 4: went to one of those ABC stores that are everywhere

1023
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 4: there the best, and I asked if they sold socks

1024
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 4: and they just laughed in my face. Like socks are

1025
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,720
Speaker 4: like snakes and Hawaii, they just don't exist.

1026
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, people don't bring them in.

1027
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: Nope, you're not allowed to.

1028
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 4: You can take your socks and your snakes and your

1029
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 4: soil and get get back to the mainland.

1030
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 3: Turtle, HOWI howe?

1031
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, now when you when you stop being a howey Holly.

1032
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,479
Speaker 4: That's from the movie North Shore.

1033
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know.

1034
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 4: And that was a white guy that sounded like that.

1035
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 4: I know it sounded like I was doing him, but

1036
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 4: you were.

1037
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 2: Doing an impression of a racist white guy.

1038
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 4: No, this guy Turtle from North Shore. It's a great movie, okay, Yeah,

1039
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 4: a guy from Arizona that learns to surf in a

1040
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 4: wave pool and then he wins the big surf us

1041
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 4: Open or pipeline or whatever. Sure, yeah, it's a great movie, okay.

1042
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 4: And he's a graphic designer and that's how he pays

1043
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 4: for his lessons.

1044
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 2: Now, north Shore? Would that then take place on o Wahu?

1045
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,320
Speaker 2: Was it one of those like a like a big

1046
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 2: wave surfing competition.

1047
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like a lot of movies, it's probably just

1048
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 4: all took place in Maui, and that none of it

1049
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 4: was really true, Oh God.

1050
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: And make locals sick to their stomach.

1051
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, that's not where the main hut is.

1052
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 2: But can I ask, were you wearing flip flops with socks.

1053
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 4: I do not wear flip flops. I'm opposed to them.

1054
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 4: I do not like how they feel. I do not

1055
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 4: like the blisters that happened between my toes. I don't

1056
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 4: like how they sound. I don't like the sound. I

1057
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 4: don't like flips. I don't like flops, and I don't

1058
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 4: like stubbing my fucking toe everywhere I go.

1059
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 2: Okay, I do.

1060
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 3: Like rhyming, but I don't like my telling. I do

1061
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 3: like shoes, and I do have.

1062
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 5: Terrible I'm sorry, I'm a wordsmith.

1063
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 4: A lot of people think that's an old timey version

1064
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 4: of comedy.

1065
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 2: Oh can I tell you a story about flip flops

1066
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 2: in Hawaiian? Yes, I was wearing. I have flip flops because,

1067
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 2: as you know, and as I like to complain about,

1068
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 2: I have planter fascy itis on my feet now sure,

1069
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 2: which is a tightening of the muscle that goes from

1070
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 2: the bottom of your underneath your toes all the way

1071
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 2: up your hamstring to your butt, and it tightens up

1072
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,919
Speaker 2: and then you can't walk. It hurts really nice.

1073
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 3: You gotta just kick you get the blood in your leg.

1074
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 2: Actually I was swimming there before when in the fall.

1075
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 2: I was swimming every morning and it was really helping.

1076
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 2: And then it got very cold and I was trying

1077
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 2: to turn the heater on and fight the cold. And

1078
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 2: then my poolman said, please don't do this anymore, okay,

1079
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 2: and so I turned the heat on.

1080
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 3: One thing I like about him, he's so classy.

1081
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 2: He's really classy. And he also always signs all of

1082
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 2: his like envelopes to me. He'll put like a note

1083
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 2: on my car that says please fill up the pool,

1084
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 2: and he always signs it mister poolman.

1085
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 3: Oh really, yes, terrific. You do know I know your name.

1086
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 2: I know your name. Circus is your name. You've been

1087
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 2: my circus. His name is Circus, not spelled like circus.

1088
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 3: Oh god.

1089
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: He's been my pullman for like ten years and he

1090
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 2: still is like from the poolman or mister poolman. I'm

1091
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 2: just like, I know you. We talk all the time.

1092
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 2: So we're in Hawaii. I'm wearing my special flip flops

1093
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 2: for Planter Fasciatus. They give you lots of arch support,

1094
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 2: but they're kind of rubbery, so they've got a crocs

1095
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 2: element to them.

1096
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 3: But they're flip flops.

1097
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 2: So they're a bit slippery. It's insanely windy and rainy.

1098
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 2: We're walking up to Starbucks. Lizzie and I are out

1099
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 2: like shopping, and I go, hey, can I go get

1100
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 2: a Starbucks? And she's like sure, and I'm like a

1101
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 2: couple steps ahead of her. I walk up the steps

1102
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 2: and on the third step, I don't lift my left

1103
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 2: foot high enough. My flip flop catches on the steps.

1104
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,959
Speaker 3: Flop move.

1105
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 2: I start tripping and falling but catching myself, so I fall,

1106
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 2: catch myself, fall more, catch myself again, and then fall

1107
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 2: into the Starbucks front window, like just like a cartoon.

1108
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 2: We're like, literally it was this. It was so loud

1109
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: and it's a miracle that window didn't break because I

1110
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 2: fell against it hard.

1111
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 3: What it did, Oh god.

1112
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 2: It was that would actually be the perfect way for

1113
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 2: me to die. It would be like exactly right for

1114
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 2: meanders flip flop fiasco. It was God, it was so embarrassing.

1115
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 2: I didn't get Starbucks because I couldn't go in. And

1116
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 2: then I was thinking, okay, I was just telling myself

1117
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 2: that's probably just that side area that's like the hallway

1118
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 2: back to the bathroom. So but I bet you no

1119
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 2: one saw it. When I finally got the guts to

1120
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 2: go to that Starbucks. It was the smallest Starbucks, and

1121
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 2: I basically fell into the window where everyone's just face

1122
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 2: you know.

1123
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 4: From their point of view, it was just silent in

1124
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 4: there there listening to Sarah mclachlin's new compilation that they

1125
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 4: sell by them Mint yep. And then there's a big

1126
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 4: thud and then you just with a red face walking.

1127
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 2: The opposite yep.

1128
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 3: Oh did you did your face press against didn't.

1129
00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 2: My left cheek, my left arm, my left cheek. I mean,

1130
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 2: I was like, like it was ridiculous, oily impression. It

1131
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 2: was so embarrassing.

1132
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 3: One time I saw this guy.

1133
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,959
Speaker 5: It was sad because he's older, but he had these

1134
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 5: bags of ice. Ice fell out of one and then

1135
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 5: he slipped on those ice and then dove and belly

1136
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 5: flopped on the other bag of ice and ice went

1137
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 5: everywhere and he.

1138
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 3: Slid and I left right out. I was right there

1139
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 3: and I laughed at his fall. I couldn't help it, No,

1140
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 3: how could you not?

1141
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 4: It's just all these elements lining up. If it didn't hurt,

1142
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 4: he would have appreciated it.

1143
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 2: Was he hurt a little.

1144
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 4: I think, so I just ran away. I just had

1145
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 4: to get away. It's it's so funny when people fall.

1146
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,879
Speaker 2: It's so funny when people think it's what I watch

1147
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 2: on Instagram.

1148
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 3: I just I have a problem.

1149
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 2: Have you seen the gifts? This is my favorite gift,

1150
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 2: and I think this girl did it on perfect right. No,

1151
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 2: I have the popcorn one. It's a girl inside what

1152
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 2: looks like it looks just like the movie theater at

1153
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 2: the Grove, but she's walking and holding a huge tub

1154
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 2: of popcorn, and she's and she basically walks, starts to

1155
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 2: like kind of starts to trip, and then basically like

1156
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 2: does three huge steps and then just bites it on

1157
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 2: her face like she's sliding into home bank.

1158
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 3: Look at her. Look at that.

1159
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 2: But don't you think she did it on purpose? There's

1160
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,439
Speaker 2: no reason she did.

1161
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 4: There is that might be there's a girl that falls

1162
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 4: publicly and it was early YouTube, and I think that's her.

1163
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 3: I don't care.

1164
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 4: She's physically talented at Oh, we almost did this is

1165
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 4: the intersection, Yes, and you almost pulled.

1166
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 2: That guy called no, But I would never do you

1167
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,479
Speaker 2: know that, thank you.

1168
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 3: For putting your arm in front of me. I would

1169
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 3: have launched across the hood.

1170
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 2: You would have gone right into this Starbucks window. Of

1171
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 2: my windshiet, I.

1172
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 3: Would have tossed out like a human book bag.

1173
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 2: Do you know that? That's one of the main reasons

1174
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 2: that my ex and I got together was he used

1175
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 2: to do falls like that in front of people on

1176
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 2: purpose all the time, really, and everyone thought it was

1177
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 2: real and it was one of my It was like

1178
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 2: one of the most delightful things. He always did it

1179
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: because he'd always if we went to the beach, he'd

1180
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 2: be like, I'm gonna go jump in the water, and

1181
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 2: then when he would run out of the water, he

1182
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 2: would find like a pack of teenagers and run out

1183
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 2: of the water near them and then just fucking bite

1184
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 2: it on the beach and they would all laugh at him,

1185
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 2: and he would act like all hurt and sad, But

1186
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 2: he completely did on purpose. He used to do it

1187
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: at work all the time too. He pretend to be

1188
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 2: calling someone and be like, oh hey, and like start

1189
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 2: jogging and then just like bite it on the carpet.

1190
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 2: Is really one of my favorite.

1191
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a great my dad did that, and there

1192
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 4: was like a parent teacher thing, and I think I

1193
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 4: was in trouble for.

1194
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 3: You know, I got in trouble sometimes.

1195
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 4: And uh, and my dad to lighten the mood, and

1196
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 4: my friends knew he was kidding. But he fell down

1197
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 4: the like the marble stairs, like pretended his head was

1198
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 4: hitting him, but he just slid down him because it

1199
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 4: was so funny. And then everyone's concerned and then all

1200
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 4: of a sudden the focus wasn't on me or that's

1201
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 4: how the story.

1202
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,439
Speaker 3: Is going right now.

1203
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 2: That's a good dad move, Yeah it is.

1204
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 3: It's a good dad falls down the.

1205
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 2: Stairs for his rebellious son, ye who won't listen.

1206
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the best. Good job, Good job Jim, Good

1207
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 3: job Jim. Yeah, both are gyms.

1208
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 2: We have two gym dads.

1209
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: There's a Yeah, my dad's always the goddamn Jim. See

1210
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 3: that just came. That's one of my dumb jokes.

1211
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 2: Is it in the special?

1212
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1213
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,760
Speaker 2: Can we find that level?

1214
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 4: A lot of it isn't a lot of what I do.

1215
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 4: It didn't make it in because he was a good

1216
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 4: crowd and they were like, no, let's don't put that

1217
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 4: one in. And then if something was good they're like,

1218
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 4: yes that they were the best crowd.

1219
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:04,439
Speaker 2: That's great.

1220
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 3: Yeah it was.

1221
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 2: Uh, don't put that one.

1222
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 4: Speaking of Jim's, there's a lot of a lot of

1223
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,919
Speaker 4: requests for you to have your dad.

1224
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,440
Speaker 2: I would love it.

1225
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1226
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 2: The only thing is, and I think I've told you this,

1227
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 2: but my dad is just like the Hello my Baby

1228
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 2: frog from that from that cartoon where you open the

1229
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 2: box and the frog dances and lives on the hat

1230
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 2: and then if somebody comes around, he won't do it. Yeah,

1231
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 2: of course, And that's what my dad's always been like.

1232
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 2: But I think if I trick my dad, if I

1233
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 2: get if I say can we do this? And he agrees,

1234
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 2: but then I don't tell him we're recording, right, that's

1235
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 2: going to be the key.

1236
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be great.

1237
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 2: Because I do that a lot. I've done it a

1238
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 2: couple of times where like he does a lot of impressions. Yeah, yeah,

1239
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 2: when we're watching TV, like somebody will come on, He'll

1240
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 2: start talking about how much he doesn't like that person.

1241
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 2: Then I'll do it impression. But if he knows I'm

1242
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 2: recording him, he thinks it's.

1243
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 3: A good plan. Yeah.

1244
00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 4: Some of my funniest friends growing up, so funny, funnier

1245
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 4: than most comics I know. But yes, if you say, hey,

1246
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 4: tell that story or did, they can't. It's just like

1247
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 4: it takes practice to get comfortable doing that. I had

1248
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 4: to learned, and I used to get petrified. If someone's like,

1249
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 4: do the thing you did today, I'm like, well, now

1250
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 4: I can't.

1251
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 3: You want it? You want me to do it?

1252
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 2: That's funny because I've always done it. I think because

1253
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 2: my sister, Oh, I'm here, we go.

1254
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 3: No, my sister own that guy didn't like that. We

1255
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 3: weren't going ninety. I hope you hit a tree.

1256
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, tree that deserves it, a bad tree. My

1257
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 2: sister always made me perform, so it was almost like

1258
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 2: I never thought there was a choice, right right. And

1259
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 2: my family would do it too. It'd be like, Karen

1260
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 2: stand up and sing that song, and I'd be like, well,

1261
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 2: I guess that's this is my job in the family.

1262
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 3: And I don't know.

1263
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 4: If it embarrasses you or what, but I when I

1264
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 4: saw you on America's Funny as Idiot or something where

1265
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 4: you submitted your own if you were a kid really

1266
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 4: or you were in your twenties, I was eighteen eighteen,

1267
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 4: I did and I know it was like a valley

1268
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 4: girl or something. I knew of you and I met

1269
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 4: you on like a party when I visited once and

1270
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 4: I saw that on TV. I'm like, that's how she

1271
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 4: got her start. Thank you, Bob Saga, thank you.

1272
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 2: It was Dave Coolier. It was that old god even older.

1273
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 4: When I did just for laughs, he shut up and

1274
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 4: did his jackalope. He brought a little rabbit head with

1275
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 4: antlers and did.

1276
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 3: His fastest fast convey your can't catch.

1277
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 4: Me from funniest American videos and from Canada whatever it

1278
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 4: was all, and it was.

1279
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 3: The crowd was just like, uh, they were in shock.

1280
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 3: And it did not go well.

1281
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 2: No, I bet it didn't. People don't want that shit. No,

1282
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 2: they already had it.

1283
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 3: I want that shit.

1284
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 2: They don't want unheated leftovers. No thanks, I'm on the

1285
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 2: comedy Festival.

1286
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 3: Not cool ah, not cool cool eh, I'm coolieh God.

1287
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 2: We've been heartbreaking.

1288
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 3: We've been bromming people out. Primarily, we've been.

1289
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 2: Very critical of a lot of things that maybe we

1290
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 2: shouldn't even be talking about. Sure, sure, we've gone into

1291
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 2: areas we've never gone into before.

1292
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 3: Have I said things I'll regret?

1293
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 2: We'll find out. We'll find out if the price is right.

1294
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 3: Oh, I hope I get some tweets.

1295
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 2: Anything to plug Chris any appearances.

1296
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 4: Oh, I just thought of something. I just booked some

1297
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 4: shows in San Francisco at the Shelton Theater. It's a

1298
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 4: show called Cheaper Than Therapy. I'm there from February twenty

1299
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 4: first to the twenty fourth, So go to that if

1300
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 4: you live in the Bay Area.

1301
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 2: And then we have we're going to have a very

1302
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 2: special guest coming up soon.

1303
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. I may or may not have alluded to that earlier.

1304
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 3: If you don't.

1305
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 2: Remember dance, you're probably kind rewind.

1306
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 3: How about you? What are you? What are you doing?

1307
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 2: We just we're doing shows on the road.

1308
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, so check theater near you.

1309
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 2: Check a theater near you. But I am going to

1310
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 2: be at the I'm going to be at Largo on

1311
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 2: March fourth doing the Squars Live podcast. I think that's

1312
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 2: something people can go to if they want to.

1313
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 3: Sure.

1314
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, I just did erotic fan fiction

1315
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 2: the other night. Oh that's pretty fun and I'd never

1316
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 2: done it before. It was to improvise one given to

1317
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: you on this Yeah. Yeah, the pre written stuff.

1318
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 3: That's not for me.

1319
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 2: No, I did the improvise one. I did one about

1320
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg making toast sexually and it was super fun.

1321
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 3: It is fun. It also has the potential to not

1322
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:45,919
Speaker 3: be fun.

1323
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 4: That's why that show when it goes well kind of

1324
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 4: like setlist where you have to make up jokes based

1325
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 4: on some words.

1326
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 3: When it goes well, you really appreciate it. Yeah, like

1327
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 3: you did.

1328
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 2: Something because I feel like it could have been one

1329
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 2: of two ways.

1330
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 4: No, I've had it go both ways and one and sweaty,

1331
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 4: and then it's really sweaty like now.

1332
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 3: But well then it's good to see you.

1333
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 2: Yes, you're too, my friend.

1334
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 3: Good to see you, Stephen, to see you.

1335
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 2: Thank you, Steven, you've been listening.

1336
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 3: Do you need a ride? D y n A?

1337
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 2: Are angry? Neighbor? Are leaving? I you wanna way back home?

1338
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

1339
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

1340
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 1: time and a turmano and gage. We want to send

1341
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: you off inside.

1342
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 2: We want to welcome you back home.

1343
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

1344
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine.

1345
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 3: Now? Porn?

1346
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1347
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1348
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1349
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1350
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need.

1351
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris MHM