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Speaker 1: What the fuck is that.

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Speaker 2: You Ston.

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Speaker 1: Milk, milk, lemonade round the corner. Fudge is made there,

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Speaker 1: it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: a phenomenal live episode.

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Speaker 3: Of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive

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Speaker 3: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally work to prove that if you take

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Speaker 1: one of Ice Tea's ponytail hairs and plant it in

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Speaker 1: the back of a red lobster parking lot, you will

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Speaker 1: grow a canole tree. These are the facts, folks. You

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Speaker 1: tell me how kangos are made, I'm telling you the truth.

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Speaker 3: You're Langston Kerman.

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Speaker 1: That's not how you pronounce my name.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what happened. I panicked.

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Speaker 1: I panic Never once says has ever been that accent

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Speaker 3: I don't even have a good excuse. I looked at

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Speaker 3: you and I blew it.

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Speaker 4: Early.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get better. We talk every day.

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Speaker 3: We just talked about how much we talk to each other.

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Speaker 3: I'm truly always telling stories about you. No, no, all

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Speaker 3: that shit. Yeah, he just learned about keep it going.

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Speaker 3: I think I deserved a little more. I'm very sweet man.

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Speaker 1: We're we're so happy to be back in Houston. We were.

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Speaker 1: We were reminiscing today that the last time we were here,

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Speaker 1: all twenty eight of you were the best fans.

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Speaker 3: That was a great you guys remember that you were

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Speaker 3: those drunk ladies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were some of the best crowd You were

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Speaker 1: the best crowds we had. So we're so happy to

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Speaker 1: be back here. We talked to Barber's today, local Houston barber.

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Speaker 3: Uh, whoa, it's a noble profession. Yeah, don't be like that.

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Speaker 1: We're part of the proletariat, is what we are. No,

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Speaker 1: we wanted to pick his brain and we ended up

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Speaker 1: hearing lovely stories about stinky bbls that we.

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Speaker 3: Did confirm that the bbl stink. Yeah, in the beginning

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Speaker 3: he said, he said, there's an oozing no what wait

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Speaker 3: for the YouTube to drive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just no, just know there's some ninja turtle shit

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Speaker 1: happening with the bbls. Yeah, we talked bbls, We talked aliens.

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Speaker 1: It was great.

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Speaker 3: It was a good time. It was We had some

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Speaker 3: of your fine local cuisine. I think you call it Chipotle.

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Speaker 3: That was pretty good. Langston got a bull I got

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Speaker 3: a burrito.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I finished mine would you do?

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Speaker 3: Don't do that to me, first of all, And I

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Speaker 3: think that we should say this in front of other people.

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Speaker 3: He he reverse fat shamed me at the Chipotle, and

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's good behavior. We went and we

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Speaker 3: got Chipotle, and I came back and I didn't I

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Speaker 3: was gonna save my burrito for after the show, a

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Speaker 3: little good little treat. And I came back and I

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Speaker 3: came back with the container to put the burrito in,

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Speaker 3: and Leston said, damn, I finished my plate. What'd you do,

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Speaker 3: big dog? And it's like that kind of mean where

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Speaker 3: I don't know why. I think it is me.

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Speaker 1: I think my exact quote was, ain't no more room

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Speaker 1: in your tom tum? That is.

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Speaker 3: That's what he said to me, he said, tom Tom.

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Speaker 3: And I don't know what he's even making fun of,

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Speaker 3: particularly neither that's the joy of this.

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Speaker 1: I'm just shooting, you know what I mean. Some people

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Speaker 1: are aiming to kill. I'm just shooting in the air.

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Speaker 1: Whoever gets hit, that's not my problem. Start weird at

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not gonna let you be the

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Speaker 3: villain today.

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Speaker 1: Thanks problem man, I've been I've been assigned the villain

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Speaker 1: throughout this entire tour, so we'll see how much y'all

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Speaker 1: hate me by the end of.

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Speaker 3: This assigned willingly signed up are two different.

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Speaker 1: We are very excited to be here with these shows.

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Speaker 1: We have a we have an awesome guest that we're

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Speaker 1: gonna bring up in a bit. But but we'd like

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Speaker 1: to kick this thing off by getting you nice and

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Speaker 1: warmed up. You know what I mean. Finger bang you

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Speaker 1: a little bit, get you comfy with the way that

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Speaker 3: I'm glad that you throughout the tour you've worked on

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Speaker 3: your finger bang approach. That one he was going crazy

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Speaker 3: last night.

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Speaker 1: I went up in the air.

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Speaker 3: I went up this way like a federal.

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Speaker 1: It did not sit well with the fans.

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Speaker 3: No, nobody liked it. But that was a good finger bang.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm working on it. All right.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's good.

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Speaker 1: We'd like to warm you guys up by covering a conspiracy,

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Speaker 1: a local conspiracy. I would say one that I did

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Speaker 1: some research to find a local Texas conspiracy. And this

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Speaker 1: one's new. This is very recent, so I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: how many of you have heard of it, but it

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Speaker 1: had a bunch of headlines. The Galveston solar portal. Any

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Speaker 1: has anyone here heard about this, the Galveston Solar portal

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Speaker 1: from Galton? Well, get your money up, big dog, broke

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Speaker 1: ass can't afford a solar portal. That's why you at

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Speaker 1: this show and not at the Two Chains concert. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who's performing in town.

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Speaker 3: Now. One lady was very literal. Two change is he here?

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Speaker 1: Two Chains was here last week? Sea this week? All right? Okay,

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Speaker 1: the Galvezton solar portal apparently in Galveston, Texas.

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Speaker 3: How far is that from here? I don't know, hour.

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Speaker 1: And a half and it's a forty five minutes Okay,

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Speaker 3: This isn't a traffic argument. That's too specific to be real.

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Speaker 3: Fifty six minutes.

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Speaker 1: By the way, what did you scooter? Fifty six minutes? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: she seems the most confident, so we're going with fifty

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Speaker 1: six minutes away.

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Speaker 3: That's good enough for me.

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Speaker 1: In Galveston, Texas. Apparently there was some sort of solar

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Speaker 1: around the sun, and then the fine people of Galveston,

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Speaker 1: Texas started taking pictures and posting it on Facebook, and

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Speaker 1: as you know, things on Facebook go exactly the way

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Speaker 1: they're supposed to go. Nothing's ever gone wrong with the

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Speaker 1: fine folks at Facebook. But they start to speculate that

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Speaker 1: this is in fact a solar portal, as in a

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Speaker 1: portal to another dimension. They're speculating whether or not this

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Speaker 1: is like a rip in the time continuum. And then

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Speaker 1: it gets even more exciting. But we'll start there. Where

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Speaker 1: do you land in this speculation about this weird solar

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Speaker 1: flare being in fact a time portal?

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Speaker 3: Will you put time on it? It doesn't have to

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Speaker 1: You said time? Oh say more, well, can.

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Speaker 3: It be like a fit?

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Speaker 1: No? Now I'm fascinated.

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Speaker 3: I can't tell if this is like a tum tum conversation.

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Speaker 3: You're being for real with me.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: I feel like there's the idea that it's a time

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Speaker 3: and transport to a different time, whereas just a portal

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Speaker 3: means you could transport to a different place. I feel

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Speaker 3: like there's like range in it.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I believe it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, because some people say, like that's

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Speaker 3: what the Bermuda triangle is and stuff like that, like

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Speaker 3: so yeah, I'm for it.

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Speaker 1: Do you think do you think powerful things come out

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Speaker 1: of Galveston, Texas? Whoa, I'm hearing very different opinions. You

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Speaker 1: said Beyonce's mom is from Galazon, not exactly the hero

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Speaker 1: of that family. Ha ha.

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Speaker 3: My man hit a steeple. As soon as you said that.

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Speaker 3: He said, go on, brother, listen. I know we're not

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Speaker 3: supposed to talk bad about Beyonce, but miss Tina, I'll

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Speaker 3: shoot that bitch. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah he was. He

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Speaker 3: was ascribed to the villain of this podcast. He just said,

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Speaker 3: I shoot Tita nose. This is a crazy man.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I believe that that things are

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Speaker 3: Maybe you believe in a portal of any kind, I

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Speaker 3: guess is what my question is.

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Speaker 1: I think there's so much we don't understand about the

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Speaker 1: way that, like our planet works that I do believe

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Speaker 1: in the possibility of like a rip in some version

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Speaker 1: of our inner dimensional space.

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Speaker 3: So here's the other thing. You said, space time continuum,

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Speaker 3: so confident I don't I don't know what that is.

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Speaker 3: And you were snickering. You don't know either. Coming to

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Speaker 3: the microphone and explain the space time continuum. Whoa, it's

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Speaker 3: the worst day of my life.

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Speaker 1: First of all, slow down, you can't move that quick.

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Speaker 1: Some of us are high.

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Speaker 3: They got weed cocktails in the back.

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Speaker 1: Y'alls are buy the weed cocktails they got wea every five.

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Speaker 1: I love your enthusiasm. I'm happy you're here. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 6: Uh So space time is the concept of Minkowski space.

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Speaker 6: So Einstein's professor, uh came up with a theory that

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Speaker 6: So it's the idea that space and time aren't separate.

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Speaker 6: They both exist.

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Speaker 3: There's like different dimensions of the same thing, right right,

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Speaker 3: What did you say in the back? That's the best

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Speaker 2: You to yell that.

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Speaker 1: I was honest. I'll be honest. We were looking for

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Speaker 1: a synonym and you nailed it. He killed it. Hey, brother,

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Speaker 1: you ain't got to get to the microphone. You already were.

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Speaker 1: It's the right person.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, this is a good guy.

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Speaker 1: That's a good guy. I like that.

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Speaker 3: Guy you like him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he put his sunglasses on to speak to us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is this a crew?

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Speaker 1: Don't talk to me in that way. That's not even

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Speaker 1: the same guy. I was a completely different person.

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Speaker 3: I think he came in there is not.

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Speaker 1: A town hall. By the way, whichever one of y'all

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Speaker 1: niggas in the back was like, no, I don't care

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Speaker 1: if you come up to the microphone, we do no correct.

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Speaker 1: That was me.

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Speaker 3: Houston, every damn top that being said, that was an

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Speaker 3: incredible explanation. I understand exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that thank you. It was very helpful.

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Speaker 3: So so then, yeah, that's really interesting. Could there be

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Speaker 3: a rip if it's a fact, because if it's two

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Speaker 3: that it is a fabric, and if it is a fabric,

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Speaker 3: nothing there could be a rip. Could that have happened

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Speaker 3: in Gavelston? Maybe?

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Speaker 1: So. I mean, I I think some of the rip

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Speaker 1: that we often talk about, or at least things that

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Speaker 1: in your common day experiences that get attributed to the rip,

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Speaker 1: are like Mandela effect things, right, we're all the best bears. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Bendela effect. For those of you that are unaware,

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Speaker 1: is this theory that people in the eighties, I believe

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Speaker 1: believed that Nelson Mandela had died in jail. That across

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Speaker 1: the world everybody was like, no, Nelson Mandela, he did,

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Speaker 1: he died in jail. White people, specifically, to the point

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Speaker 1: Nelson Mandela in fact got out of prison became the

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Speaker 1: president again. Fully was thrivened.

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Speaker 3: Not a real press run.

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Speaker 3: I'll say this, Beyonce Daddy ain't one of them.

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Speaker 1: Let me find out what that thick cousin's name is.

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Speaker 1: I'll make fun of her too. Ask for a number,

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Speaker 3: Toppers, Oh, Shazam and Kazam.

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Speaker 1: Shazam, kazam, that these are ribs in space time, and

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Speaker 3: And that's something changed in our space time. That's the

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Speaker 1: They'll get there. The threat is still alive, they'll get there.

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Speaker 3: This looks like it's supposed to be on a Wolf

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Speaker 1: All right, that's a good album. We're ready are we ready?

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Speaker 1: You're okay? Our guests this evening, we only have one guest,

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Speaker 1: and what a phenomenal guest he is. He's one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite people, one of my favorite comedians. You know

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Speaker 1: him from Flatbush Misdemeanors, you know him from Comedy Central,

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Speaker 1: you know him from so many things. Give it up

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Speaker 1: for Kevinnisto. Come on, big dogs, sit next to me.

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Speaker 1: Let me smell you.

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Speaker 2: This is uncomfortable.

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Speaker 7: No, it's like when you gotta sit bitch.

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Speaker 2: You middle Oh shit, hello people, how y'all doing?

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Speaker 3: Mean?

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Speaker 1: You're you're a local? You're a local boy, born and bred.

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Speaker 2: I was born here.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, left when I was seventeen, So yeah, don't ask

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Speaker 1: Okay, do you do you consider Houston to be a

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Speaker 1: conspiratorial town? Do you think there's a lot of conspiracies

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Speaker 7: Of here conspiracies? Yeah, there's a lot of shit that

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Speaker 7: I learned here that doesn't apply to the rest of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 7: For example, I thought Mexicans was always outside of home

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Speaker 7: depot like everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Well, brother, I'm from Denver, Colorado, and it can be

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Speaker 3: true in two places.

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Speaker 1: That bro.

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Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta stop. Who is this?

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Speaker 1: We were all charmed the first time, and now we're uncomfortable.

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Speaker 7: You know what was funny was when Bro came up

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Speaker 7: to talk about the space time continuing me.

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Speaker 2: He looked like he just popped out the portal. Where

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Speaker 2: do you get the earrings? Just like the fusion ear rings?

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Speaker 1: Because a black man confused somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Doctor strange ship.

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Speaker 7: The whole is endanger, conspiratorial. Do you all think it's

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Speaker 7: a conspiratorial if that's a word?

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Speaker 1: Town city, no.

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Speaker 2: No, Texas is ecstasy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Texas. Conspiracies aren't fun though. It's just hard form

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Speaker 1: beliefs about brown and black people and women. That's fair. Well,

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Speaker 1: this is great, Yeah, this is good. We're we have

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Speaker 1: a brand new game. For those of you that were

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Speaker 1: much on this tour. It's a game called Hero or

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Speaker 1: a Hotel. Very fun game. It's very simple. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to present to you a number of quotes, okay, and

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Speaker 1: it is your job to decide if that quote should

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Speaker 1: be attributed to a Hero or a Hotel, okay, and

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Speaker 1: feel free to expound as much as you need on whatever.

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Speaker 2: Your game this is. That's that's site Tom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's one punch man for those those that

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Speaker 1: are ill informed. All right, all right, here we go

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Speaker 1: for quote you never learned anything in school? Think about

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Speaker 1: how many car accidents happen every day? Driver said, what's up?

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Speaker 3: Upon first glance, I'm gonna say hero? This man is

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Speaker 3: an older woman is a visionary. I think they probably

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Speaker 3: said this outside.

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Speaker 2: Are we also guessing whodus who said it?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 7: You can, You're welcome to I don't know. I'm going hero, Hero.

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Speaker 7: You never learned anything in school? You that's like the

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Speaker 7: nigga that never went to school.

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Speaker 3: Clearly he thinks it's only drivers aid.

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Speaker 2: That don't even happen in school.

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Speaker 1: I like to think that he's saying this outside of

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Speaker 1: driver's head. Facility. Drivers said what's up?

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Speaker 8: Like you?

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Speaker 7: This man that you fails? I'm going hero? It would

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Speaker 7: be is the person going to pop.

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Speaker 3: Up tell you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You're saying it's a hero. Yeah, and you're saying I

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Speaker 1: think it's a hero, and no consideration for a whole

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Speaker 1: tep on either side. You never learned that question makes

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Speaker 1: me Yeah, I just want you all to feel good

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Speaker 1: about your vote. I'm not trying to sway you in

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Speaker 1: any direction.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I could see a nigga with the continent of Africa

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Speaker 7: on his shirt saying this to Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Here's my worry too. Here's my question is like, what

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Speaker 3: was the next sentence?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Also women reading.

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Speaker 7: But it could be the statement could be a hero

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Speaker 7: statement coming from a hotep, like you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 7: It could be a nigga that don't nobody listen to

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Speaker 7: it all but every now and again you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Some ship stop clock.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'm gonna go with hero statement hotep nigga.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so say hero across the board, Hero across the board.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're locked in. Do y'all want to vote?

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Speaker 1: What do you think here a hotel?

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Speaker 3: If you think it's a hero.

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, let's do applause since it's an audio medium.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's.

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Speaker 1: This nigga doesn't know what we're doing here.

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Speaker 3: That's that thumbs tumbshit.

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Speaker 1: Man. We've been working together all these years.

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Speaker 3: One more time.

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Speaker 1: Man. He's just finding out we record this ship. He's

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Speaker 1: like everybody whisper to your next door neighbor. What you

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Speaker 1: think is the right answer, fucking psychopath. I didn't write

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Speaker 1: the question. You're the psychopath. Okay, ground of applause. If

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Speaker 1: you think it's a hotel, okay, we're all locked in

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Speaker 1: the answer is Jaydon Smith.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. What is That's a hotep?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I think that's what it'll up for interpretation.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 3: It's a young entrepreneurs a water company, That's what I.

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Speaker 1: Think they They are complicated to pin down.

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Speaker 2: What is that's that's hotel? That's a hero he both.

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Speaker 1: Hero tip is what I'm hearing they say, here hotep,

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Speaker 1: her hero tip, hero tip, here, road tip. All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Next one. The McDonald's French fry is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: When you bite into it, you think it's so tasty

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Speaker 1: it can't be real. As soon as it gets cold,

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Speaker 1: it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you

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Speaker 1: ever tried to eat a McDonald's fry that's gone cold?

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Speaker 1: That one that's one of the circles of hell. The

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Speaker 1: gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald's fry and

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Speaker 1: the cold McDonald's fry is as great as a golf

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Speaker 1: off as any I know.

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Speaker 9: Nope, No, hey, bro, button your shirt up.

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Speaker 2: Nigga, nigga just now?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, nope, all right, did you bring

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Speaker 1: brother in the glasses? Did you bring him? Didn't help? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you don't come to the back phone. His wife paid for.

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Speaker 2: His wife paid for what's happenings?

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Speaker 3: White paid for?

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Speaker 7: We here were here, you're finding out what vivans.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you I worked in past who right, surprise?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever.

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00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard?

443
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: This is the worst bachelor party I've ever ever been to.

444
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm like five years at this point.

445
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 7: Okay, held me out worth.

446
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: The past food, bro, help us sit the fuck down?

447
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: Reheated fast through Yeah, okay.

448
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 3: I still think it's a good town.

449
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: I can't wait till I get security guards. I am

450
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: going to have people roughed up. I promise you. I'm

451
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: gonna have a big man who I make a weird

452
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: face too, and people are getting bopped on the head.

453
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 3: See I want three little man.

454
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 1: Mcguffee brothers, fulk Trump a week week snap and then

455
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: it's over. Okay, where are we feeling about about this?

456
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: And keep in mind he said that they're reheating fast

457
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: food at the fast food restaurants. I don't know how

458
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: that changes this.

459
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, right, I think this is I

460
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 3: think Hero because I think it starts off as something

461
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: kind of goofy and funny to say, but as you

462
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 3: read it, it's kind of beautiful. Like it's like very

463
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 3: well said, you know, it's like good writing. Yeah, and

464
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 3: I think that. I think it comes from a hero.

465
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 3: I think we're gonna be surprised at.

466
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 1: Who it is. This is poetry for you.

467
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 2: That's fucked up. I know it's no language arts. It's not.

468
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 3: Yea la talk to me like I'm a asshole. You

469
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 3: got a fucking teaching tattoo. You talk to me like that.

470
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: This is the voice of Comedy Central.

471
00:27:55,359 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a dealss celebrity saying Hero. I say Hero,

472
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 3: I say Hero.

473
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 2: Damn.

474
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 7: I mean I agree because the gulf between the warm, fresh,

475
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 7: lightly salted me done this nigga be on yelping crazy.

476
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 7: So yeah, man, Yeah, you're beautiful with the words. Yeah Hero, Okay,

477
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 7: we're doing We're not doing audience.

478
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we just did the audience. Hero hotep Hero,

479
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm hearing some hotel, But tell me why hotel too long?

480
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 2: He a hotep you don't want to read.

481
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm one of their keys, be talking in circles

482
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 7: about nothing.

483
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: You're right, Okay, so I'm hearing mostly hero but a

484
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: little sprinkling, a lightly salted amount of hoteps. Okay, the

485
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: answer is Digo Mortenson.

486
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 2: Who is that? You're No, it was Vego.

487
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: Don't know so many good movies.

488
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

489
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: Vigo, Oh damn, Lord of the Rings.

490
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 2: I don't know.

491
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: He was in Ghostbusters.

492
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 3: No, that's the guy you're talking about, the guy from

493
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 3: the painting.

494
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: No, the painting's name was Vegan Gongo.

495
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 3: The car Paphian.

496
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: That's good, though, What a phenomenal miseducation on white culture

497
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: to be like. Vigo Mortensen is also the painting.

498
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 3: It looks like the Ghostbusters too, that's not crazy, though.

499
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 3: It does look like a painting. That's like a pretty

500
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 3: that's actually a very good guess.

501
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: All right, well, I thought this would be funnier, But

502
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: y'all niggas don't know Vigo Mortenson. That's fair.

503
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 3: He's in that Russian movie.

504
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Eastern promises. That's right.

505
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: That shits.

506
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: That's a crazy right. He's Lord of the Rings. Yeah,

507
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: he's the Rings he's the ring King, so hero ol tip.

508
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: But I think you'll find that the looseness of this

509
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: game doesn't actually qualify any of these peoples.

510
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: I'm expecting it. I'm expecting to see something from Umar

511
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 2: in this bitch.

512
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: We'll find out next line. Now, I want you to

513
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: get the movie Butterfly Effect to find this guy.

514
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 3: You can stop hotel that movie. As soon as somebody

515
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 3: says you're Butterfly reflect, I'm out. I hate it. It's

516
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 3: that in the matrix are the two wagers movies for that.

517
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: This guy took these journals and he could redo the

518
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: journals and rewrite the journals, and he would change reality.

519
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: You have to write it down. When you write things down,

520
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: you can actually change reality. So this is the type

521
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: of stuff we're dealing with. We're hearing hotap across the board.

522
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: David's locked in on HOTEP. You haven't, Ashton Kutcher, hotel

523
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: you really, I respect, I appreciate you taking this game seriously.

524
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: A lot of people are loose with their answers. You're not. You.

525
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 7: You can actually change reality. So this is the type

526
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 7: of stuff we're dealing with. I mean, I do be

527
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 7: writing my stuff down and it be happening. So yeah, man,

528
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 7: he wrote dog zero. Yeah, this is a hero. What's

529
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 7: what's the what's the ship that they be online talking

530
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 7: about that manifest manifest?

531
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 2: Thank you?

532
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 3: That's nutting though.

533
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: I think you think self actualization is hotepe ship. Wow,

534
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: it's such a fascinating venn diagram between tap ship and

535
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: the crunchiest white ladies on the planet.

536
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 3: It's not it's a circle. I don't think it's a diagram.

537
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they disagree on one major issue, that pretty text,

538
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: but everything else they're like completely locked in on to

539
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: your hero.

540
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 7: I think that I think that this is gonna be somebody,

541
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 7: another white person. I don't know, but it's gonna be

542
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 7: somebody out lined with Okay, spiritually, there we go.

543
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: The answer is fame Hotel Bobby Himmett.

544
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: Who is this, nigga?

545
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: One of the greatest hoteps of all time?

546
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: I gotta look them up.

547
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's deep.

548
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 3: It's a deep catal.

549
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 1: Hobby's my favorite.

550
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 3: Got a big old turquoise ring.

551
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of a lot of videos that are

552
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: like four hours long of him talk into like eighteen

553
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: people in an apartment building. Oh shit, Yeah, maybe you

554
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: know what too.

555
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 7: If you get the if you get like the video

556
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 7: of him saying this shit, because Hotep's got like a

557
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 7: rhythm inside of the speech.

558
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, they kind of you know what I mean. He's

559
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: got like this weird list too, and it man, it

560
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: really just serves it up. I love it. It's my

561
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: favorite guy. All Right, you guys don't have to agree.

562
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: He's the best guy. I tried to fight it. I

563
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: knew he was a hotel, but I wanted to be different. Okay,

564
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: next one, I talked my son out of dropping out

565
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: of school in grade because I think school is for

566
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: dumb people. I think everybody with an education is dumb.

567
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 3: I think this is a wildly successful hotel. This is

568
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 3: somebody who was so talented. They're like, everybody could do

569
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 3: the stupid thing I did. Yeah, yeah, so I think hotel.

570
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: You're going hotel.

571
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 2: Sound like a slave. That sounds the sounds like some

572
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 2: ship a slave.

573
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 7: We're telling something to get out on the field to

574
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 7: get the picking because he like nigga, I need.

575
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 2: Help out here. That's what this should sound like. What

576
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: am I doing?

577
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 3: What am I doing?

578
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 4: What have you done?

579
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 2: What am I doing? Is it all what I do?

580
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:25,439
Speaker 3: Oh?

581
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 10: No, this is my worst is our ancestors coming to

582
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 10: honess because I'm thinking slave jokes.

583
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 2: Yo.

584
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: All right, what a great show we had before Kevin.

585
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: I told y'all to let me sit over there.

586
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 10: No nigga sit in the middle, nigga, all these wires

587
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 10: down here?

588
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 2: Bro anyway? Uh all right? So who y'all vote for?

589
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 3: What y'all did.

590
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: Something change?

591
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 2: We're back, We're back.

592
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: Go sit over there, all right.

593
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 2: I'm too much of a hero for the seat.

594
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: Before you all vote. And I don't think enough people

595
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: are reacting to what this is. I talked to my

596
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: son out. I talked my son out of dropping out

597
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: of school in eighth grade because I think school is

598
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: for dumb people. I think everybody with an education is dumb.

599
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: He's telling his son to stay in school because his

600
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: son's dumb. Because his son is dumb. He said, it's

601
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: still a hotel. Yeah, okay, that doesn't change your answers

602
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: at all. You're still a hotel all the way.

603
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: That sounds stupid.

604
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 7: It don't sound like.

605
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: It's not a smart statement.

606
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 7: I would say it sounds like he wants his school

607
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 7: son to stay in school because he thinks school is

608
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 7: for dumb people, and he wants some son to be dumb.

609
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 3: I mean, he's like, you're dumb. You have to go

610
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 3: do the thing the dumb people. I'm smart and free.

611
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: But you, oh, you take it that way. I took

612
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: it as him just talking poorly. Oh, I didn't.

613
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: Think that this was a said Orlando Brown or who

614
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: said it?

615
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: Do we want to know? The answer is Charleston White,

616
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 1: one of the best guys.

617
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 7: Charleston is a it's interesting. He's an interesting guy.

618
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: Bro, it's a fucking momsk.

619
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 10: He's an interesting He's an interesting dude because he's very smart.

620
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 7: But he used he is. I think he's educated. I

621
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 7: think he's educated in nigga shit, you.

622
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 9: Know what I mean.

623
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 2: But he uses it for for evil, that's what you

624
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

625
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think he's mostly talking down to like

626
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: gas station, attendance and ship, you know what I mean.

627
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 3: Like, it's not even I see what Kevin.

628
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, you've seen videos where he's like I've worked in

629
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 7: city councils.

630
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was quoting the law and ship.

631
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

632
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: I don't know.

633
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 2: You think you here, I don't think the fed need

634
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 2: That's what I'm That's where I'm at.

635
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 7: I think this nigga show up to the FEDS door, like, yeah, we're.

636
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 2: Good, we got Dirk.

637
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: They're like Charleston's there.

638
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: You see what I'm trying to say about him though, right, yeah.

639
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there is like an undercurrent of like him

640
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 3: talking about community work and stuff.

641
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, he talks about community work and then he was.

642
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 3: And like wanting people. The tone of the message overall

643
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 3: is like I want.

644
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 7: People to do better, right, But then every time he

645
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 7: talks about.

646
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 3: But then he's also like he's always like tasing people

647
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: and stuff like.

648
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: They he famously carries around like like police gray pepper

649
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: spray and tasers because every time he gets into a

650
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: fight he pulls it out and sort of resolves it quickly.

651
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 3: They've run up a bunch of times.

652
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 7: Never got him, but you got and you gotta admit

653
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 7: every time he talks about calling the police or niggas,

654
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 7: it's really smart, funny, it's very smart. It's like you're

655
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 7: dealing with niggas that don't abide by the law, like

656
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 7: I'm not one one on speed down.

657
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: And you'll say the police.

658
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 2: That's a great defense making it.

659
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: And he's got gorgeous eyes.

660
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 3: Round of applause.

661
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 2: How many women in here would date Charleston.

662
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: Not one of you?

663
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 2: All right?

664
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 7: Second, all right, nobody, nobody, it's not your type. Okay,

665
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 7: all right, I got a cousin.

666
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 10: That looked like him trying to find somebody.

667
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: There's a young man named Malik Iso that uh, next

668
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: one and this is the last one. I'd rather smoke

669
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: crack than eat cheese from a tin. Hero. That's a hero.

670
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: That's will Smith.

671
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: You said, I'm trying to think. I don't know if

672
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 2: I've ever eaten cheese from a tin? What is cheese?

673
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.

674
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 2: What is cheese?

675
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: And have y'all had tin cheese? Is any She's whizzy?

676
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 3: What a can seems like an aerosol can seems different

677
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 3: than a tin? Makes me feel like, uh like sardines

678
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 3: and ship. It feels like it's like a little more care.

679
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: It's said again, can cheese?

680
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: What's the wait?

681
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 3: Is this the time continuum? Okay?

682
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 2: What's the brand? What's it called?

683
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 3: Is it like some wartime ship? I was gonna say,

684
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 3: like rash, Okay, yeah, I'm smoking cracks. So this.

685
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 2: Heard it make you feel.

686
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 7: I've never seen somebody all crack stressed, be relaxed.

687
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 3: It's when they off it, their eyes are stressed out.

688
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 3: They look stressed. I think that.

689
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 1: Heerroo for you. Okay, this guy, this is.

690
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 2: Ballpark nacho cheese.

691
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 3: Oh like it?

692
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 1: Oh you're right, I have seen that.

693
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got money. I bought tostitos cheese, nigga. I

694
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 2: don't I don't know what that is.

695
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 3: Got that job?

696
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I twisted, I don't miss it.

697
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Brou I go

698
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: to h B. I'm going away.

699
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: Hero hero, Yeah, I'll stand with you. I think hero audience,

700
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: we're hearing a lot of heroes. Heroes across the board.

701
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:41,720
Speaker 1: It is Gwyneth Paltrow, big goot?

702
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 3: Damn? What what is just from that was her trial?

703
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: I think when she.

704
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: Big goat?

705
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: Was it? Yeah? She didn't she kills somebody or something.

706
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. She ran into somebody and gave them

707
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: a permanent damage from skiing too fast. Oh you didn't

708
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: you believed Gwyneth. I didn't know. We had people who

709
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: came for Gwyneth. That listen, that's cool, Okay, Winn Paltrow,

710
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: little goop, big goop, little goop. That's cool.

711
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: Wyn Poustro was a good white woman you think that's.

712
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: A good white woman. That is the Charleston white.

713
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 2: Of white women, great white woman. That's crazy, great white woman.

714
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: If we're gonna correct Charleston, we gotta correct Gwyneth white woman.

715
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 7: Gwyn Paltrow has done more for black people than Michelle Obama.

716
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 3: Bro bro come on man.

717
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 7: Yo, great white woman. I love her, Come on man,

718
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 7: He wrote, what's up?

719
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, should we play the next game? Should we

720
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: do the next thing?

721
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 9: Oh?

722
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 3: Yes, at the end of the okay, yes, the end

723
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 3: of this.

724
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 10: That's pretty all right, that's cool.

725
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: My mama told me. Presents the Start to Steal Tour.

726
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: We're very excited about it. Yeah, I'm not about to

727
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,280
Speaker 1: bite my tongue. We want to sell it out and

728
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Speaker 1: the dates are coming up fast and so if you

729
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Speaker 1: live in one of these areas, we want you to

730
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Speaker 1: buy your tickets now. It's all available on our instagrams,

731
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Speaker 1: on our websites, on our link tree. December fifth, we're

732
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Speaker 1: in Denver, and December fifteenth, you're closing it out in Portland,

733
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Speaker 1: Ore Again. We want y'all to come out. We want

734
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: y'all to kick it. We will be doing our coveted

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00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: live show with special guests. With just me and David.

736
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: Depending on the city, it'll be a great time all

737
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: that meet and greets.

738
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 3: You think Chris Brown has a good meet and greet.

739
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: Bro, Let's be clear. I'll take a weird picture with

740
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:16,240
Speaker 1: you for free. This next game, brand new game for us,

741
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: is called America's fuck Shittiest Home Videos.

742
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 3: It's like he's looking right at you.

743
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:31,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, get a good photo. Very simple game. We're

744
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: just gonna watch some clips, and I'd love to get

745
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: your thoughts on the validity of the things that you're

746
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: witnessing being said, enjoying throughout the clips, like or just

747
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: just what I'm in general, whatever, whatever comes to heart.

748
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: You can stop me while the video is playing. Whatever

749
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: feels good. Everybody good, let's cool, all right, first video,

750
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: here we go.

751
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 7: The Old Greek am free have a remarkable tendency to

752
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 7: depict women with white skin.

753
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 11: The old Greek because the Greek, because the original Greeks

754
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 11: were black and they and they had very like today

755
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 11: the Hawaiians, the Tahitians, the Fiji, they have long hair.

756
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: Okay, the old Greek ahead.

757
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 3: I actually want to hear it out.

758
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: You want to hear more.

759
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 3: I want to hear everything. I want to hear where

760
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,240
Speaker 3: it's growing.

761
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I think that was right here.

762
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 2: Why not think it is the guy the rock plays

763
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 2: the character.

764
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 3: They say, it's like mad long.

765
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 11: So the women have the men and women have hair

766
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 11: very similar, so they would they would do us.

767
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 3: They will paint themselves as brown. They will paint their

768
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 3: women as white.

769
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 11: So you know between the man and women, the difference

770
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 11: because one one had long haired all the other. The

771
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 11: old Greeks, the original Greeks, they call it the Greek

772
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 11: Dark Ages. The Greeks, the original Jacks, would depict their

773
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 11: women as white, and they deified their women also.

774
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,280
Speaker 3: Okay, they were nation of simps.

775
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: That's my favorite part. I was just waiting patiently for

776
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: that part.

777
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 2: That's great.

778
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: I really liked the whole journey because it starts at

779
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: him being like we was kings, we was black Greeks before,

780
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: and then it's like they were all simps. That was

781
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 1: the whole point of all of that. They deified their women.

782
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: Shame on them, their simps.

783
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:33,959
Speaker 3: A lot of times when I listened to a rant

784
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 3: like that, there's like a nugget or a morsel of

785
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 3: something that I can pull out and be like, that's

786
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 3: how he got there.

787
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: I can't agree with it.

788
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 3: I thought that he was just wrong for two minutes.

789
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 9: Yeah.

790
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 7: I don't want to sound like a coon, but it

791
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 7: sounded like a coon. I don't like when, like when

792
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 7: black people would be like, yo, this shit was originated

793
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 7: from some black shit. Like it's like yo, everything, come

794
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 7: on now, let me let the niggas have I feel

795
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 7: like in like five hundred years or some shit, and

796
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 7: he needs to pull up like frozen, and like, you

797
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 7: know that was a black woman. So they got their heads.

798
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 7: It's like, shut up, like, let this shit be something else.

799
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 3: Because it doesn't have to be to have worth, right, Like,

800
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.

801
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 7: If yeah, I and plus some shit just be whatever.

802
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: I agree. I think there's something a little ichy. And

803
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 1: how often we're like that was black first, We did

804
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: that shit first. You have to give white people something,

805
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like truly, that's how we're

806
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: where we are as a country is because we were

807
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: like everything you got was ours, shame on you. And

808
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: it's like maybe, but don't tell them, you know what

809
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: I mean, Let them have fucking tennis or whatever they

810
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: need to make them just be self and reasonable.

811
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: To be sometimes they you know the shit be better.

812
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said it.

813
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 7: They I'm for real man, like like you ever like

814
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 7: just trying to like support black ship just because it's black.

815
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: I immediately regretted after you do it.

816
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: I spent one million dollars on black soap in my life.

817
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 7: I was I was putting my money in a black

818
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 7: bank because I was trying to do the black economy thing.

819
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 3: A lot of emails ship was it was.

820
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 7: It was easy to make a deposit. It was hard

821
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 7: to get it with draw.

822
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 3: You know, there's one in l A. I had the

823
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 3: one in LA and it's like because they get you

824
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 3: with it. You're like, it's like a good debit card.

825
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 3: You Oh, it's a pretty cool depicult it's.

826
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: A little longer than the other debit cards.

827
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 3: They had the metal joints first.

828
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: That's just the only swipe my ship. They was at

829
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 2: the bank.

830
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 7: I was like, yo, let me get let me get

831
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,959
Speaker 7: fifty dollars out of my account. Dude was like, all right,

832
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 7: when you need it, by it.

833
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,240
Speaker 3: I was like, what.

834
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 2: As soon as I get it, you get it.

835
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: I was hoping today, but I could walk around the block.

836
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: If you got to bake a caroll did.

837
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 2: That sounds did that sound horrible black people?

838
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 1: Somebody's shaking their head, Yes.

839
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: But it sounded awful.

840
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: Do you do you bank with a black bank? Okay,

841
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: because you.

842
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: Want to be able to get your money.

843
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 3: It sounds like.

844
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: They'res in the building after that one, and I bank

845
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 1: with the blackest bank, Bank of America. Them niggas take

846
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: all your money.

847
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 2: Man Nation Is Simpson is hilarious.

848
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 3: So yeah, that is yeah.

849
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: I think I think I think to the grander point,

850
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: they're probably is a real tracing because the original people

851
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: on this planet were dark skinned people. I think there

852
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: is a real tracing we could do and say that

853
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: everything was black at one point. But I also think

854
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: it's a conflation right where you go like everything was

855
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: black and also all their Greek shit was black, and

856
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: it's like, no, they did some of that. When they

857
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 1: showed up. There was just black people on this continent

858
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 1: or this country or whatever it was before you exist.

859
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 3: I don't I don't think that to that point though.

860
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 3: I don't think that's like only I don't think that's

861
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 3: like a thing that only black people do. I think

862
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 3: that every group does that.

863
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: It's like if you.

864
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 3: Meet like a Greek guy, they'll be like, oh, Mufasso

865
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: was Greek or whatever. Weird shit, you know what I'm saying.

866
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 3: Every group attributes all great shit to them. That's not

867
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 3: like so like in that sense, it doesn't.

868
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 1: Like annoy me more or anything.

869
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think the truth to it would be and

870
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 7: everybody being black originally it's just you kind of go back.

871
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 7: But then it's just like, all right, everybody was dark

872
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 7: skinned at one point and then so.

873
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 3: Now you're cooking turn up and this. I mean.

874
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 7: You got dark skinned Indians and dark skinned you know

875
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 7: what I mean this other ship.

876
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 2: So niggas be like it was black.

877
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: Look like, did a dark skinned Indian do what our

878
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: c earlier?

879
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 3: Man? That is true, he was in Houston. He was

880
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 3: just dark as me, just straight hair. It's a wild look.

881
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah I should have did that black Indian? What

882
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 2: that'd be a good game.

883
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 3: Like we zoom in on like the on like the

884
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 3: top of the nose, and then we zoom out, and

885
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 3: it's like, gotcha game that we should we should get

886
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 3: cue that up for New York.

887
00:51:58,840 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 2: It turns out that's just.

888
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do the next clip. This one's the personal favorite.

889
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 8: He'll peap this family. I'm about to tell you something

890
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 8: that's about to blow your mind.

891
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 2: Dragon ball Z.

892
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 8: What I'm about to show you is that that's not

893
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 8: an original idea.

894
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 2: You know what it got that from.

895
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: That's why they got it from the Bible.

896
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 2: They will beat this.

897
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 8: This is the Book of Habical Chapter three, verses three

898
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 8: and four.

899
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 2: Listen.

900
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 8: It says God came from Teaming and the Holy One

901
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 8: from Mount Puran Salah. His glory covered the heavens, and

902
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 8: the earth was full of his praise. And I watch this,

903
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 8: it says, and his brightness was as the light. He

904
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 8: had horns coming out of his hand, and there was

905
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 8: the heiden of his power.

906
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: Brouh his palm.

907
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 8: The horns is the power that was hoted in his palm.

908
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: My mind is let's go wake up, dragon Balls. Is

909
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: not original. It was in the Bible.

910
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 2: What book we what? What did he even say?

911
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 1: Real book? Hawk cage from him?

912
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: What book did he?

913
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: Three and three and run?

914
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 3: Can you run back the book?

915
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

916
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 2: Have a this family I'm out from?

917
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 3: Is that being from the Bible like the Catholic Bible.

918
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: This is the book of this book. The three versus

919
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: Havoca havoca herbaccu. You said, how do you pronounce it,

920
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: you church going folks.

921
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 2: Habecca say, that's the beauty of this show. They'll never

922
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 2: play this in Lakewood.

923
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: Joel the joy.

924
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 7: About he ain't ready up that real third eye next

925
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 7: time you're in lakew Like, Nigga, this ain't real Nigga.

926
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:14,720
Speaker 7: But she didn't say this ship. What is this clip though, Duke.

927
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 3: I don't know.

928
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: It truly is one of the funniest things I've ever

929
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: seen in my life.

930
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good video.

931
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you go ahead?

932
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: It's it's stunning because it takes so long for him

933
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: to get to something that even kind of sounds like

934
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: dragon ball Z. Do you know what I mean? Like,

935
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: we're like forty seconds in and he hasn't even mentioned anything.

936
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 3: I personally think that's the fun of the Bible. You

937
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 3: get the story and then you vaguely apply it to

938
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 3: something you like. That's a good time, that's true.

939
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Goku is Jesus if you want him to be.

940
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

941
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pigolo is black. No, mister Popo is black. Is

942
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 2: really dark skinned?

943
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 12: Card Zone bigelows black face really figs, I know black Bobby,

944
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:10,720
Speaker 12: there's a bobo.

945
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: I know black.

946
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 4: Black said I love it, all right?

947
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: Should we do it the last one?

948
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 3: Yeah?

949
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the last one. This is fun. This one's

950
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 1: I would say, the most legitimate of the three that

951
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: I have for you.

952
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 13: So I call it the exponential expansion equation. Each of

953
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 13: us has two parents, four grandparents, eight great grandparents, sixteen

954
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 13: great great grandparents on down the line. Okay, if I

955
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 13: took you back twenty generations, we can do the math

956
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 13: for you to exist, for you to sit where you

957
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 13: sit right now. It took one million, forty eight thousand,

958
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 13: five hundred and seventy six human beings to exist to

959
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:11,959
Speaker 13: bring you into existence. One million, forty eight thousand, five

960
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 13: hundred and seventy six human beings dwell within you. But

961
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 13: you know, screen, I only took you back five hundred years.

962
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 13: How many people have in you? If I took you

963
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 13: back five million. You think you're alone. You think you're alone.

964
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 13: We think we're alone.

965
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: You'll never walk alone.

966
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 13: Patty Leabelle and the Bell had a song, You'll never

967
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 13: walk alone.

968
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 3: He's alone in that room, I say, he's alone in

969
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 3: that room.

970
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm not alone. I'm alone. There's a million people with me.

971
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 3: I like that.

972
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 1: It's kind of a nice feeling.

973
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, that I mean, I didn't. I can't do

974
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 7: the math, so I just believed the words.

975
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 3: That was going out of his mouth. Yeah, I lost

976
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 3: track real quick.

977
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 7: When he went from eight to sixty eight. I was

978
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 7: that's where I was like eighty with the eight great grandparents,

979
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 7: but the sixty eight didn't the woman.

980
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: And it was sixteen.

981
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 3: No, he went to eight to sixteen, which is not

982
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 3: her sixteen because each grandparent has four grandparents.

983
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, he already was sucking up the math.

984
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 7: I see what he said. Let's just not focus on

985
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 7: the details. But the message, right, The message is a

986
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 7: strong message.

987
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 1: Which I think is the core of ho temporary right is,

988
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: don't focus on the details, focus on my message. Yeah,

989
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: give me your grit's money.

990
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 2: Right.

991
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, I mean I felt good after it to

992
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 7: that point, felt good, right, He was like, yeah, it's

993
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 7: from my I.

994
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 2: Don't walk along. I'm so special with Prince and the sand.

995
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 3: When I walked, it was all sixteen of my grandparents.

996
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: I like that. You guys are taking this positive? How

997
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: do you take it? I think I take it positive.

998
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: I worry about a million people inside of me. That

999
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: seems troubling.

1000
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 2: Not inside of you.

1001
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 7: But that's what he said. Well, all right, that sounds pauseworthy, but.

1002
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: It's clear we are listen. I think after a certain

1003
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: amount of dicks, you can't even pause it no more.

1004
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 3: That's just that's on play.

1005
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 7: Do you do you how far back in your ancestry.

1006
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 2: Do you like know of?

1007
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a.

1008
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: Good question to your grandparents.

1009
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: For my white family, I know a lot. For my

1010
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: black family. I know my grandma.

1011
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 2: Okay, why do you know more for your white family?

1012
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: Because so much was taken from black people in this country,

1013
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: specifically any trace of our histories.

1014
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 10: All right, fair enough, Sorry, we were all born explanatory, born.

1015
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: With a different continent to lean on for our information.

1016
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 3: You see how he does this?

1017
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 2: I know who right now?

1018
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: A few of us know as far back as Indiana's.

1019
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 2: All right, how about you?

1020
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 3: I know to my great grandparents on both sides, I

1021
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 3: don't know much.

1022
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 2: Best Okay, yeah, what do you know about him?

1023
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 3: Though?

1024
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: Like anything?

1025
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 3: They're all from the same area. It's like a tiny

1026
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 3: upland in sirileon Colonel District. They're all pretty much yeah,

1027
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 3: pretty much. Have you been Yeah, yeah, yeah, I take

1028
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 3: my brothers too. Next June that's beautiful. It's gonna be good.

1029
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 3: My little brother's never been. This is not the point

1030
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 3: of the podcast, no.

1031
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean I have not having a conversation.

1032
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 3: But even within my family being Africa, I don't know

1033
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 3: is far back. It's I would like to like, we

1034
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 3: don't have a ton of that stuff. My grandpa kept

1035
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 3: a lot of records and during the war they burned

1036
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 3: all this shit, where like a bunch of people in

1037
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 3: my family, we don't even a lot a lot of

1038
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 3: people who lived in the village that.

1039
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 1: Don't even know their ages anymore.

1040
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 3: That's which is why war is so terrible.

1041
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 7: And that's like what I'm afraid of as I get older,

1042
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 7: because I'm like, damn losing that history, you know, like

1043
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 7: I don't speak like I'm not jeering, but I don't

1044
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 7: speak the language at all. So like the communication with

1045
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 7: my grandma and stuff, which is why I started going

1046
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 7: back a lot bit more frequently, just so I could

1047
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 7: have Like the first time I actually went back, it was,

1048
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 7: I don't know, it was beautiful for me, Like the

1049
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 7: first time I was just like sitting there with my

1050
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 7: family and shit, and everybody was just like chilling and

1051
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 7: just watching, like everybody.

1052
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 2: You know my grandma talk and I.

1053
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 3: Feel like, do you feel like when you went back?

1054
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 3: Cause to me, going back, I feel the connection not

1055
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 3: only to that place, but you can feel the connection

1056
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 3: to American people in a way right where you're like, oh,

1057
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 3: these Africans, it's still like you can feel it is

1058
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 3: part of the same thing, like the culture and things

1059
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 3: like that. Yeah, I mean the fashion is very different, but.

1060
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 7: My connection was well, we were sending emails to people,

1061
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 7: so that was the way that we was kind of connecting,

1062
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 7: and it worked.

1063
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:19,919
Speaker 3: It's known the world over.

1064
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 10: I ended up making like fifty thousand dollars.

1065
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1066
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 7: No, I just want to continue this conversation, so lengths

1067
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 7: to continue. You feel iced out?

1068
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, Whiteside, I really like you where stuff felt about Africa.

1069
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: I've never felt further from two men in my life.

1070
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the opposite side of it. Y'all didn't

1071
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 1: even look over to check in. Nobody asked me, hey, bro,

1072
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: you've been have you gotten back to your cultural roots?

1073
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 2: It feels great, Kevin nice though.

1074
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: Everybody give it up a not you, bro, No, my

1075
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: mama told me presents the start to Steal tour. We're

1076
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: very excited about it. Yeah, I'm not about to bite

1077
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: my tongue. We want to sell it out and the

1078
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: dates are coming up fast, and so if you live

1079
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: in one of these areas, we want you to buy

1080
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: your tickets now. It's all available on our instagrams, on

1081
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 1: our websites, on our link tree. December fifth we're in Denver,

1082
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 1: and December fifteenth, you're closing it out in Portland, Oregon.

1083
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 1: We want y'all to come out. We want y'all to

1084
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show

1085
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 1: with special guests, with just me and David. Depending on

1086
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: the city, it'll be a great time.

1087
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 3: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

1088
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 3: a good meet and greet.

1089
01:02:55,920 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 1: Bro Let's be clear. I'll take a weird picture with

1090
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: you for free. Okay, now we have one of us.

1091
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,919
Speaker 3: Have you been back to Indiana? No, I don't know where.

1092
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 1: I don't even know where it shoes from out there.

1093
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: It's heartbreaking.

1094
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, we really gave away a lot on this episode.

1095
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,320
Speaker 1: Okay, this next game is our favorite game to play,

1096
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: and we want to involve you the audience. But we're

1097
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: gonna do this orderly. I think the other drunk niggas

1098
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: are gone, Thank fucking god. Sure I liked having more

1099
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 1: people in here, but it wasn't worth it. We're gonna

1100
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 1: play our favorite game on the tour. It's a game.

1101
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 1: Call it as soon as I learned to work. Now,

1102
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 1: it's called quid pro quo ho this, Yeah, I think

1103
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 1: we We're gonna call for participants from the audience to

1104
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Speaker 1: come play the game. The way the game works, I'll

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01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,439
Speaker 1: explain it, and then you decide if you to force

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01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: her into doing this. The way this game works is

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01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: we will introduce to you a gorgeous possibility for the world,

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01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: something that you might like. However, each one of those

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01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 1: things comes with a condition, something that maybe will cost

1110
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: you something in order to achieve that goal, and it

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01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: is your job to decide if it's worth a squeeze.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty easy, I believe.

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Speaker 1: All right, do we have a volunteer to go first?

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01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 1: Do we have? You're doing it? Okay, very brave, Come

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01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: up to the microphone. Please take your time. Hi. Hi,

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01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: what's your name? Morgan? Thank you for being here. That's

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01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: so nice.

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01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 3: You have a good time.

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01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 5: Yes, I love both of you, guys. I listened to

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01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 5: your podcast I'm an artist.

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01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yeah, I'm really happy to be here. Damn,

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01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 1: I hope we're not making your art words. No, no, no, okay, first,

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01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: here's your first you're gonna do this. Here we go,

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01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,439
Speaker 1: all right, as soon as it changes, I promise, there

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Speaker 1: we go. Oh wow.

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01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 3: Oprah dies and she leaves her entire fortune to charities

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01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 3: focused on repairing the housing christ crisis in this country.

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01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 3: But every person you make love to from now on

1129
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 3: sounds like Danny Klok.

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01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: Choose wisely ricks.

1131
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 2: I just watched The Color Purple.

1132
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 1: Too, so I'm really yeah you remember it?

1133
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, not wholly unappealing. I guess a lot of no's.

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01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 3: I'm here, and remember.

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01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:58,720
Speaker 1: He's he's gotten older since the color purple. Yeah, it's

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01:05:58,760 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: his current voice, you.

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01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 3: Do, right, Yeah, his granddad, Danny, Danny.

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01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: Glover, the president. I'm gonna do it for the greater

1139
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: good because I'm like, let's go, Wow, that's a good. Okay,

1140
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 1: you're gonna make the sacrifice.

1141
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 3: And we don't know. He might be a silent lover.

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01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 3: It's fine, No, I don't.

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01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: I want to be clear. That's not an option. He's noisy. No,

1144
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: he's not gonna like be hush hush about it. It's

1145
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 1: Danny fucking Glover. You use that voice. You know what

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01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 1: I mean. You're gonna have to talk to him. Absolutely,

1147
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna do it. You're still gonna do you

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01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 1: a hero, A hero one more time for Morgan. That's

1149
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: so nice.

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01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 3: Oh I cannot Yeah, no, of course not. That's not

1151
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 3: even too high of a price to pay. I'll be honest,

1152
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 3: not even for a second. Y'all can sleep outside as

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01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 3: far as I'm concerned.

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01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 5: I what.

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01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 3: Please come up and say that into the microphone, and

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01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 3: every no, seriously, you say to the microphone. But when

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01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:19,960
Speaker 3: he says that, everybody closed your eyes. Yeah, so every

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01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 3: this is a group of exercise. Everybody closed eyes. Wait,

1159
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 3: wait in the beginning, this is in the middle of it.

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01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, here we go, eyes closed. He's already warmed one,

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01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 1: two three, I'm the ship. Now. Remember he's saying that

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01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: while he's in your pussy or you're one his or

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01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 1: your butt.

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01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 3: Is it possible? No, I can't.

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01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I couldn't possibly. Yeah. Yeah, you you sacrificed yourself,

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01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:09,000
Speaker 1: you are Yeah, yeah, thank you. Tell us your name, bro?

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01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 1: What's your name?

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01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 3: All right?

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01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 14: My name is Keith I'm actually the nice man from Houston,

1170
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 14: so I'm back again.

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01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 1: Okay, hell yeah.

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Speaker 14: I appreciate y'all coming back to Houston trying to save

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01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,760
Speaker 14: us again with another slice of cake.

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01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 2: So hopefully you guys are brother.

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01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:23,160
Speaker 1: Bro, we've been talking.

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01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 3: We talked about it this morning in the lobby of

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01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 3: the hotel.

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01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,680
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. I didn't believe you

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Speaker 1: would be here.

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01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 3: And I was like, I was like, I think he

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01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 3: might come back, and like, it's like.

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01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: We're never getting I said to him, I said, you

1183
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 1: said you don't get touched by an angel twice.

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01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, it's not going back in your tomb, Tom.

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01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 14: Actually, I appreciate it. I appreciate it so much. I

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01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,679
Speaker 14: appreciate y'all coming out. Actually, my wife put me onto

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01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:50,800
Speaker 14: this podcast when we were dating.

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01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 3: So oh, congratulation, congratulations, that's beautiful.

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01:08:56,280 --> 01:09:00,120
Speaker 1: That sucks. That has been happening this long. Well, it

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01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 1: ain't selling out nowhere.

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01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,680
Speaker 3: This was great.

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01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 14: I was I was scared because the two dudes with

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01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 14: the striped shirts was like, gonna scare you allway. But

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01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,640
Speaker 14: I was like, hopefully coming back to Houston so we

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01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 14: can get this ship going some more.

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01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 1: You know, someone in here had a gun and eventually.

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01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 3: Carry stage.

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01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of you would have fixed it.

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Speaker 2: Look you're not.

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01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 1: Yes, I got nine in my purse. Yes, it's back

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01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 1: a little extra heavy please. Okay, here we go.

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01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:44,599
Speaker 3: Private education is fully eliminated in this country, and wealthy

1203
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 3: people are forced to reinvest in the public school system.

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01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 3: But six of Nick Cannon's kids have to come live

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01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:59,000
Speaker 3: with you, and then you're not for everybody, and and

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01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,960
Speaker 3: he visits them a lot more than you would think.

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01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 14: Wait wait, wait, wait wait time question, just I have

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Speaker 14: to ask this. Do I get to claim those kids

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Speaker 14: on my taxes?

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01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 1: No?

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01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,759
Speaker 3: Damn no, you don't.

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01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 1: You think you can get you think you can get

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01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: around the famously litigious Nick Cannon. No he gets those kids.

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01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 3: Damn nah.

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01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 1: Whoa. I'm sorry full reform, I'm sorry.

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01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:35,679
Speaker 14: I graduated out of Fort Being anyway for fuck Mike Miles,

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01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:39,240
Speaker 14: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: Word the brock the kids you guys are claiming for that?

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01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 3: Hey, sh know what's up?

1220
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:48,759
Speaker 2: We know what's up. I'm sorry.

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01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,480
Speaker 3: I can't claim the kids on taxes.

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01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: Six kids, six kids, and they're good kids. They're good kids, and.

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01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 3: I can't claim as dependents.

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01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just that's.

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01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 14: Expensive a sad do at least get to be able

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Speaker 14: to qualify for food STAPs.

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01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 1: Hey, you can't claim nothing, but you do get to

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01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 1: claim Nick Cannon? How about that.

1229
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,559
Speaker 2: Chick a little bit, Mark Kelly. I don't know, man,

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01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:15,799
Speaker 2: I don't know, man.

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01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,040
Speaker 1: Not worth it for you?

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01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 3: Not worth it?

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01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 1: Okay, more time for keys, everybody. You're doing it.

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Speaker 3: That's six more kids than I have. Now, I can't

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01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 3: do it, man, I'm not doing it.

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01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, I do it. I'm gonna do

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01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 1: it six kids. You get to pick which kids. I'm

1238
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 1: gonna pick them old babies. I'm gonna make them watch

1239
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:53,720
Speaker 1: my new babies. Now. I got a system, you see

1240
01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Now, I guys cooked in babysitters. I

1241
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 1: got a few more mouths to feed, and they're used

1242
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,160
Speaker 1: to it silver spoon that I can't provide. But that's okay,

1243
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: we'll work that out. You'll learn. Maybe I have to

1244
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: beat Nick Cannon's kids. I don't know. That's for me

1245
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 1: to decide when they're in the home.

1246
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 3: You're really you're a public school teacher for real.

1247
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:19,120
Speaker 1: But I get to fix public schools, and everybody needs

1248
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,120
Speaker 1: to go to a decent school in my neighborhood. I

1249
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:25,759
Speaker 1: don't have to pay thousands upon thousands for education ever again. Yeah,

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01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 1: come on, dog, I'm doing it.

1251
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 3: Good guy.

1252
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

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01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 3: I'm not taking the kids.

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01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:43,200
Speaker 1: No, that's fine. Listen. I envy your lifestyle every day.

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01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a good time. E always like I'm

1256
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,559
Speaker 3: not sleeping and I'm like just a bug.

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01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 1: We need another volunteer. Oh over here, come on, let's

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01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 1: do it. Come on down, give it up for this man. Yeah, yeah,

1259
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,640
Speaker 1: what's your name? Can I justice is just cool? The

1260
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 1: Angelo D'Angelo. Yeah, you can adjust it. I appreciate you.

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01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:12,720
Speaker 3: What if we.

1262
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 1: Said no, bend your big ass down. I need I

1263
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:17,599
Speaker 1: need a chair.

1264
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 2: I got a bad.

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01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:23,639
Speaker 1: Bag d' angelo. All right, here we go.

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01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,439
Speaker 3: Prince comes back to life.

1267
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:30,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1268
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 3: But yeah he brings Kevin Sammy's back with him.

1269
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:43,080
Speaker 1: Ship. Women would love and hate me for this, bro.

1270
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:46,200
Speaker 14: This is just too much the positive and the negative

1271
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,720
Speaker 14: is like cancels out.

1272
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,559
Speaker 3: That's why it's such a difficult game.

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01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm bringing Prince back, bro, I got to it's a

1274
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,519
Speaker 1: bad time. Love y'all.

1275
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,280
Speaker 3: Man, appreciate it.

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01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 1: Damn. The Angelo's bringing Prince back. That's the right answer,

1277
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:05,800
Speaker 1: said the lady from Galveston. I don't know why by

1278
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: just saying where you're from, lets me know it's not

1279
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 1: as good as you say it is. The way they

1280
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,679
Speaker 1: laughed was like, nah, this can't be a good place.

1281
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,640
Speaker 1: I know y'all got a beach, but it ain't that

1282
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:27,840
Speaker 1: good of a beach. Is it worthy for you? Kevin

1283
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:33,880
Speaker 1: comes back? Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I love Prince.

1284
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,559
Speaker 1: He's truly one of my favorite artists in all forms

1285
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:42,519
Speaker 1: that's ever existed. The damage that Kevin Samuels did on

1286
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:46,960
Speaker 1: the Internet is so expansive that I don't know that

1287
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:52,200
Speaker 1: it cancels out New Prince music. It's not like y'all

1288
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 1: were listening to the new Prince. You didn't go to

1289
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 1: the New Prince concerts you went to when he's playing

1290
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:03,639
Speaker 1: Purple Rain and shit, be real, you don't want New

1291
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:08,160
Speaker 1: Prince music that bad to make every woman on the

1292
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:12,200
Speaker 1: internet lose their fucking mind over the vileness that this

1293
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,200
Speaker 1: man was feeling.

1294
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:16,160
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not online enough for it to

1295
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 3: have effect because I felt like, oh, that's a weird guy,

1296
01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:20,760
Speaker 3: and then I didn't really like it. Wasn't in my

1297
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 3: face as much he was being And a lot of

1298
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 3: times I thought that who he thought he was talking to?

1299
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 3: I thought he even thought he was talking to men.

1300
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,719
Speaker 3: I thought that was his whole thing, right.

1301
01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:36,160
Speaker 1: He was telling his whole premise was telling women to

1302
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:36,679
Speaker 1: do better.

1303
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:40,760
Speaker 3: But he but, like I guess my question was was

1304
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,639
Speaker 3: he under was he saying he was talking to men? Yeah,

1305
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,200
Speaker 3: because I've seen him take those calls.

1306
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:49,560
Speaker 1: He was. He he was trying to be like the

1307
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:55,000
Speaker 1: bitches whisperer, you know what I mean, where he was

1308
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 1: just gonna explain what it means to be a woman

1309
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:02,759
Speaker 1: to a woman and empower her to be a better woman. Yeah,

1310
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 1: he was. He was a bad guy. I love Prince.

1311
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm torn. I'm truly torn. I think I probably would

1312
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 1: bring Prince back, but man, this is tough. Prince wouldn't

1313
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:25,840
Speaker 1: want that. Oh whoa.

1314
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:30,000
Speaker 3: He would hate that. He even, like I remember, even

1315
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,360
Speaker 3: like when the rock band Game came out, he famously

1316
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,800
Speaker 3: was like, I refuse to give my music to that.

1317
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,559
Speaker 1: I want kids to learn real instrument.

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01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would not be happy. All right, Yeah I

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Speaker 3: don't funk that guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Tom Dad, all ship, we have another volunteers or

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Speaker 1: anybody else. Okay, Galvinson's finest one half of the gall Twins.

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Speaker 5: Were My name is Chanelle. Also longtime fans, Hey jel

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Speaker 5: like when you were by yourself, But I love when

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Speaker 5: you'll are together.

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01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 1: See how I said, like love, thank you both together.

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Speaker 3: They be cutting me out of pictures sometimes that we

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Speaker 3: took together with me.

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Speaker 1: Just to feel what it used to be like. All right, Chanelle,

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Speaker 1: here we go.

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Speaker 3: You get to play in the NBA for one full

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Speaker 3: season any team of your choice.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and this admittedly was a sexist.

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Speaker 5: Obviously, but let's get but we'll say w' to w

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01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 5: there and you probably still look like little bow wow

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Speaker 5: put a w.

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Speaker 1: That's just a fun joke. That's just a fun joke.

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Speaker 1: That's not a shot at the beautiful women. That's just

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Speaker 1: a fun one for me and you.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. You get to play in

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Speaker 1: the NBA for one full season.

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Speaker 3: But Delante West also has sex with your mom. You

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01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:21,559
Speaker 3: can't achieve. If he has sex with your mom, you

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01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:25,280
Speaker 3: could still do things. Clearly, you might get another season

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Speaker 3: out of it. Your son could also play in the league.

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Speaker 5: Okay with that's what I was gonna ask.

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Speaker 3: Oh, because he's down bad right now. That's a good one.

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Speaker 3: That's a good question, A good question. You know what,

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Speaker 3: here's what I'll say. No, it's not current Delante.

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Speaker 1: It is Delante Prime Delante that has sex with your mom.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go back to the NBA because that's a

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01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:54,680
Speaker 5: lot more money than the w So if I have

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01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:59,679
Speaker 5: to pimp out my mama, I don't think I would

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Speaker 5: do it for money. I really don't think I would

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Speaker 5: do it for that.

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Speaker 2: Much money.

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Speaker 1: You're doing it.

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Speaker 5: We also have the same mother, so that's okay.

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Speaker 1: It's clear you both are willing to pimp out your mind.

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Speaker 1: It's just how much. How much is a question?

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Speaker 3: That's the question. I was just there.

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Speaker 1: But then we don't want this to be rape, ma'am. No.

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Speaker 3: No, But does she like him?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Is he gonna break my mother's heart? What's the situation?

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Speaker 1: He's Delante West like he's gonna ruin everything?

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Speaker 5: Is it a one night stand? I need that one stand?

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Speaker 1: Or is it?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: This is active, so the whole time I'm playing.

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Speaker 1: The whole season. It's not the whole season in the

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Speaker 1: way that it wasn't the whole season with Lebron, but

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Speaker 1: it's they had a couple.

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Speaker 3: How are you gonna put up numbers knowing like I

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Speaker 3: faced time my mom and Delonte West is in the

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Speaker 3: back like doing this with that face.

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Speaker 5: It because I know that that amount of money if

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Speaker 5: I make millions of dollars, hundreds of No, she gonna

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Speaker 5: tell me to do it?

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Speaker 1: Wow for a whole season? Okay, yes, there it is.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Chanelle. Everybody.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there we have one morning, one more.

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01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:38,519
Speaker 1: Oh oh she's Oh I jumped, I jumped, shut up,

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01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:47,920
Speaker 1: shut up, shut up? Come on down, Hey, Hi, what's

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01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:51,040
Speaker 1: your name? D thank you for being here?

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Speaker 3: Coming on here we go. All the cool black candidates

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01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:03,880
Speaker 3: win their respective races and the upcoming election. But everybody

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01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:04,880
Speaker 3: has to take a hit of crack.

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Speaker 1: Do you mean all the candidates are all of us?

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Speaker 1: All of us, all of us.

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01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:15,599
Speaker 3: We gotta hit the crack.

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Speaker 1: I don't want crack, you don't want It's only one hit,

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Speaker 1: if never just one hit.

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01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:25,719
Speaker 3: It's just a taste, just to taste one hit first.

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Speaker 3: One is free to pay for all America, all of America. No, No,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do crack, but it's not a

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01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:37,440
Speaker 3: want to do crack, So you're.

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01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:45,160
Speaker 1: You're sacrificing for your country to do crack. She said

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01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:54,160
Speaker 1: you won't smoke cracked for a Kamloo. That's insane. The

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01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:57,960
Speaker 1: fact that that's not already on a T shirt is

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01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:05,639
Speaker 1: a violence. Oh my god, someone write it down and

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01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:12,400
Speaker 1: stand outside of that rocket stadiums. Fuck you want to

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01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:16,240
Speaker 1: smoke crack for coming? I don't think she smoke crack

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01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:25,720
Speaker 1: for me, that's true. Whoa message? Wake up, sheeple.

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01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:32,479
Speaker 5: I can't do crack, but if y'all want to do

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01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,679
Speaker 5: the crack and I want.

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01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,519
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no. You gotta keep your crack.

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01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:38,360
Speaker 1: It's for you.

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01:22:38,479 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 3: Everybody gets one, it's one for one.

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01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:45,000
Speaker 1: You gotta get your own crack. You can't do it, okay,

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01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:48,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's okay. They're bullying you, but that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Give it up. No, no, she's a nice crack give

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Speaker 1: her alone.

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Speaker 3: Give it up for Deed. Honestly just wrote this to

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Speaker 3: see what pictures would go and I didn't think it's so.

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Speaker 7: I feel like d you're overestimating how harmful crack is

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01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:18,240
Speaker 7: to your body, like I think you smoking it won't

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01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 7: Like I'm with I think one is no, you're too

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01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:27,240
Speaker 7: skinny to be a crack expert. I'm just I feel

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01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:30,920
Speaker 7: like I feel like if Marion Barry did crack and

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01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:34,600
Speaker 7: continues to run d C, then we could do a

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Speaker 7: little bit. And that's I mean, all right, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with Ice. I would do it. I would

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01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:46,160
Speaker 3: do that crack. I would do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. I always smoke some cracks a

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01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 1: quick taste. I get to feel that cool high.

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01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:58,680
Speaker 3: No, no, see now now it's not the samest.

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01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 1: I have to lean back like God take over for

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01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:11,360
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and all the cool people win pretty good.

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01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:17,280
Speaker 1: So that's an hour. Do you know what is happening?

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01:24:18,479 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 1: Somebody said it's more like fifty six minutes. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is so much fun. Thank you, Houston. This is cool.

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01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:35,960
Speaker 3: We got T shirts on us.

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01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:38,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got merchant shit and we're gonna be hanging

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01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,639
Speaker 1: out in the front. If you want to come, say hi,

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01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:45,000
Speaker 1: take some silly photos. We're down for whatever. All right, bye, bitch,

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Speaker 1: My mama told me. It's a production of Will Ferrell's

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Speaker 1: Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts. Greeted and hosted

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Speaker 1: by Langston Correct, co hosted by David Bori.

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01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:03,480
Speaker 3: Executive produced by Will Farrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon.

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Speaker 1: Co produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Kommon,

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01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:12,439
Speaker 1: music by Nick Chambers, artwork by Dogon Kriga. You can

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