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Speaker 1: Welcome to alchemy. I'm your host, Kevin Paula. Yes that

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Speaker 1: Kevin paul was that. Yes it's true. Ain't no loving

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Speaker 1: like the one I got, But get a load of this.

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Speaker 1: Over the years, I've been annoyingly lucky, you see my

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Speaker 1: fair share of true alchemy. By definition, alchemy, of course,

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Speaker 1: is when a person creates something through a seemingly magical process. Well,

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Speaker 1: my sweet South and North Koreans, like I said, I've

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Speaker 1: been witnessed to the stuff on several occasions. An example,

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Speaker 1: you ask sure you're gonna get greedy? Let's see. Ah,

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Speaker 1: here's one. Before those jackasses at Reese's reinvented candy and

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Speaker 1: a cup, peanut butter and chocolate had already shown tons

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Speaker 1: of folks the magic of their union. But I digress.

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Speaker 1: Not too long ago the idea hit me. What have

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Speaker 1: I brought together the right creative people and asked them

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Speaker 1: to make shut up based on my own twisted, demented ideas.

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Speaker 1: Then perhaps I could offer this as a podcast, a

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Speaker 1: podcast of seemingly magical process. I'd call it alchemy. Did

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Speaker 1: you steal that money from a real bank? Well, after

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Speaker 1: months of tinkering, I'm so very proud to welcome you,

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Speaker 1: dear friends to alchemy. This let's met a group of alchemist.

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Speaker 1: Shall we, in no particular order, say hello to James.

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Speaker 1: He need James? Can I call you Chicken? But you can't?

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Speaker 1: You know you can't. You proved that you couldn't do it.

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Speaker 1: Try it again, Try it again, Chicken, but okay, working

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Speaker 1: on it, and then hold the door. It's Craig Atkowski,

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Speaker 1: Craig if not now? When? Never? Never? Why It's Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: Chris House Tricks, mind your own business. That's fair, look

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Speaker 1: out now it's but that's a ragling ms mss R.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever stop? Yes? Often, but last, but rarely

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Speaker 1: the least. There's Joseph Greer, Hey Greer dot com. When

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Speaker 1: was the last time? Uh? Great question? And you know

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Speaker 1: I think it was probably like a couple of months ago.

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Speaker 1: And let's get to our first scene. Shall we? Okay,

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Speaker 1: open up your secret envelopes? Uh? Today's theme all in

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Speaker 1: a day's work, as he does, Many a Morning a

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Speaker 1: public Defender. She Many a Morning a Public Defender played

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Speaker 1: by Vanessa meets with several newly indicted in County lock

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Speaker 1: up one at a time. They said I made an

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Speaker 1: arson oh, I wanted to introduce myself first. They said,

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Speaker 1: I made an arson. Okay, okay, I'm Jenna McCabe and

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Speaker 1: Jenna McKay here to change the world, one interaction at

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Speaker 1: a time. And I've been looking at your file, and

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Speaker 1: you know what, I don't think people are thinking about

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Speaker 1: where you're coming from and what you've been up against,

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Speaker 1: and I intend to remind them. So let's do this.

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Speaker 1: My name's Scoot. Okay, Scoot. I set things on fire.

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Speaker 1: They said, I did an arson, I and you did

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Speaker 1: do an arson. I sat a building on fire. If

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Speaker 1: that's an arson, I don't know what world I live in, scooped.

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Speaker 1: I don't love breaking the news to you, but that

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Speaker 1: is exactly an arson. Um. I still think that where

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Speaker 1: you go to school, Janna McCabe, you see l a

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Speaker 1: u ce l A University of California. Yea, and Andrew's okay,

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Speaker 1: where did you go to school? Scoot? I went to

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Speaker 1: McKellan Elementary. That's a great one. Um. I dropped out

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Speaker 1: to help my mama. Oh, I'm going to bring that up.

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Speaker 1: What did you help your mother with? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to go off on a tangent, but it's a faceless system.

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Speaker 1: There's no heart anymore. We're gonna bring the heart back

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Speaker 1: in it. Let's tell your stories. Setting fires, I helped

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Speaker 1: my mama set fires. Why was your mama setting fires?

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Speaker 1: Because she liked to wash it? Amazed McKay, We got

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Speaker 1: a new one, Thank you, Scoot. This was super fun.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Hi, Hi, my name is Felix. Hi. How's

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Speaker 1: you gonna meet you? Miss mckabe. The first thing you

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Speaker 1: should know about me is that I just get your file.

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Speaker 1: Felix Anderson, Felix Anderson's let's get into this. Okay, it

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Speaker 1: looks like you did a little um money laundring. Are

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Speaker 1: accused of that? Yes, that's that's correct, that's correct. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they say I cooked the books. Uh, you can see this,

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Speaker 1: tax evasion accused and other things that don't hurt people.

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Speaker 1: Frankly right, Um laws tricky, but it all, it all matters.

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Speaker 1: So when we go in there tomorrow, are you pleading

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Speaker 1: not guilty? I mean I could say I wasn't doing

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Speaker 1: I didn't do the things I did. I can tell

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Speaker 1: you this, I wouldn't last a day in jail. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't last a goddamn Dale day, Dale, Dale, Dale, Nothing,

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Speaker 1: Dale Dale is not my partner, No nothing, nothing, Dale

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Speaker 1: Crunch Dale crench Shaw m cabe the head of white

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Speaker 1: didn't just that is who that is. I just happen

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Speaker 1: to say, Dale, did you just admit to working with

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Speaker 1: Dale Crenshaw. What I'm saying is if you can get

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Speaker 1: me Dale, I can maybe work with you. You scratch

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Speaker 1: my back off, scratch here, no problem? Really? Yeah? What's up? Man? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Hey Dale? That scrazy let you out a person so quit?

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Speaker 1: Well you know I said, I said, screw off and

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Speaker 1: then they let me walk out there? How you do it? So?

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Speaker 1: What's up? But just trying to do some white color

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Speaker 1: crime in here? Yes, sir, Yes, yes, you are the

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Speaker 1: white color godfather. Are you recording? Yes? Yes, Jenna in

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Speaker 1: the earpiece. You know what I know that you are

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Speaker 1: a busy man. Dale. I don't want to take up

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Speaker 1: and every time you can't take up my time because

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Speaker 1: I'm taking these people's money. That was good? Are you

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Speaker 1: share your request? Um? Dale, I'm in your ear We

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Speaker 1: gotta get this guy, get him to talking about it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So here's what I'm thinking. All right, follow me here

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Speaker 1: you and I commit another crime. Don't go there. What

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Speaker 1: you and Felix go farther. You and I break the

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Speaker 1: law together and commit another crime, you know, like the

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Speaker 1: good old days, you know, like the first time we

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Speaker 1: uh we added a couple of zeros to that lady's

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Speaker 1: check that we stole. You're saying a little too much

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Speaker 1: to talk, you know at that time I single handily Felix, Felix, Um,

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Speaker 1: we're friends. We know each other a long time, very

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Speaker 1: very very long time. That's good positive and we've done

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Speaker 1: good work together. If I do say someone self, some

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Speaker 1: of the best you've done, You've done the best work,

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Speaker 1: you've done, the best word credit you should Dan give

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Speaker 1: him a takeof sure, I insist Felix, get him to

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Speaker 1: take off his pain? What say? We we do what

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Speaker 1: we do best. I don't know why we make love Dale?

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Speaker 1: Do you or do you not break laws constantly? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess I turned left when I'm not supposed to.

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Speaker 1: Is that enough? What is that enough of of a

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Speaker 1: After all the love we made? What Felix, what remember

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Speaker 1: that time you broke all those laws? You've got to

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Speaker 1: be more specific. Is that good? You be more specific? Feeling?

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Speaker 1: You have to be more specific? What do you mean? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is scooting your ear again to start a fire. Well,

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Speaker 1: take you now in the courtroom. Order order, right, Calm down.

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Speaker 1: Everyone is bullshit. Okay, no more outburst from you, Mr

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Speaker 1: Crenshaw White, call it criminal or not. You're gonna remain

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Speaker 1: quiet in my courtroom? Fine? Okay, even to say fine,

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Speaker 1: But how can I agree? Okay? Well he could nod? Yes.

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Speaker 1: looking at here? Mr Prescott? Listen, he didn't do any

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Speaker 1: of the things. It's circumstantial evidence. It's the very best look.

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Speaker 1: It's enough evidence to bring him in here today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he says you, judge, Yes, says I. This is my courtroom,

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Speaker 1: and and are we here? We are here, So it's

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Speaker 1: called cooperating. Okay. Let's hear from the just as a reminder,

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Speaker 1: as your pailiff, whenever you want me to step in.

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Speaker 1: Just kind of anatomy. Okay, thanks, Tricia, welcome. Okay, Tricia

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Speaker 1: will fuck you up? Is that a threat? No more

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Speaker 1: outbursts from you deale, please stop stop getting off of me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's hear from the state. How do you do? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Jenna McCabe couldn't be here today. She was in a

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Speaker 1: fire this morning. Oh that's terrible. So I'm here in replace.

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Speaker 1: I'm new to the case here, but I've looked over

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Speaker 1: some stuff this morning, and here's the deal. We've got

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Speaker 1: this man on tape admitting two crimes that he committed.

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Speaker 1: Case closed, Thank you very much. Not me, not me,

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Speaker 1: not me? Okay, no, no more you um look, this

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Speaker 1: is this is an arraignment, so where we're just here

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Speaker 1: to to set a trial days. What does the arraignment

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Speaker 1: a public defender. I don't object to that. Okay. Can

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Speaker 1: we play a little bit of the tape? Yes, yes, please?

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Speaker 1: Here we go and and so what huh? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe one time we kissed it and I liked it.

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Speaker 1: Who gives a ship about that? Hold on a weird

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Speaker 1: and here we go. It's just a rash. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: a toilet flashing Alex who was Alex? Alex is a man.

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Speaker 1: He said, nobody, don't worry about the name judge. I'm

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Speaker 1: not fat of you. Oh. I think he means feeling feelings, feelix.

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Speaker 1: I might want to go into law, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but justating. I love having a gun. Um. Okay, thank you, Trisia,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Trisha, take out that gun waving around a

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Speaker 1: Get this, thank you. How they're hot? That's hot. That's hot,

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Speaker 1: care of you all this afternoon, So just sit back,

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Speaker 1: relax and enjoy the fly. Excuse me, could you come

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Speaker 1: just want to I'm sorry about that. I know who

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Speaker 1: you are. I'm a huge fan. I want to say anything,

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Speaker 1: but I'm a big, big, big, big big fan. What's

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Speaker 1: your favorite song of mine? I think it's um last

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Speaker 1: Friday's Friday for my debut album. Yeah, Christmas always comes Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. I don't know if this is

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Speaker 1: got a text for my girlfriend and she don't too

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Speaker 1: much too much? Okay, I discuss too much, too much?

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Speaker 1: Too much? Can I get you a cocktail? You can't,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, for the rest of the flight,

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Speaker 1: I want you talking to me, all right, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. What would you like to drink? Tarlet I

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Speaker 1: can use up here. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You cannot

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Speaker 1: come back here? You cannot, okay, okay, everybody I will

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Speaker 1: take care of. This is a person. I'm not a problem.

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Speaker 1: May I have your name? Please? I can't. I can

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Speaker 1: tell exactly what I'm looking at, Sharante, that's correct. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, that's fun. You're wiggled, then that you wiggle

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Speaker 1: give me the god damn baby. No, rich he's attached

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Speaker 1: calming down? Yel you just tell me where you're calming down,

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Speaker 1: you ever read this mack an Amendment? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: over there. Oh, you will not believe what Damon said

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Speaker 1: to me? What did Damon say? He said, Oh, are

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Speaker 1: Who's there? Listen, everyone back from thirty two to fifty six.

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Speaker 1: your body. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going I'm sorry? Um? Um,

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Speaker 1: All right? Every suck all the water out, Suck all

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Speaker 1: We believe in a magical, powerful God who created everything

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Speaker 1: mood divide it, are we right? I'm not bleeding for

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to wake you again. One last one. Um,

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Speaker 1: It wasn't the secret knock that that I was familiar with.

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Speaker 1: All these benches. I've never seen so many benches in

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Speaker 1: the box. In the box. Please, that's gonna make me

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Speaker 1: They're not to sit in the box. Please put your hand,

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Speaker 1: you're right hand upon this Bible please, And it's missing

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Speaker 1: job's hand up? Please? Which morning? Anyone episode? I'll put

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Speaker 1: about what I am wrong? Now? Okay, let's get to this.

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Speaker 1: Let's get something. I'll say, yeah, everything, okay, okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's my phone. I was probably

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Speaker 1: Let her answer her phone? Sure, yeah, fine, Hi, derease?

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Speaker 1: What then are you doing? I'm in court room? Their

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Speaker 1: already crying? Well, you have some son a look up

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Speaker 1: mama loves them. Okay, and yes I'm a mama. Excuse me, pilots,

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Speaker 1: where are you two going? You're not through. We're just

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Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break in the Admiral's lounge. She's

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Speaker 1: take a look out the window with the beautiful blue sky.

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Speaker 1: We will be back. Are you gonna let them go?

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Speaker 1: I want rough. I feel like you and I aren't

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Speaker 1: good to We're not good together. My daughter is nearly

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Speaker 1: I mean she's twenty one, you know what I mean?

413
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: She's like you know, and I was the only one

414
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: ahead all m ty and the world was mandaloose. So

415
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: we've all been there hunting. Just give her time. It's

416
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: just to me. It distracts me from work. And every

417
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: time I hear him open his mouth, I just think

418
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,199
Speaker 1: about punching him in the mouth. Well, punch him in

419
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I think that. I think everybody here wants

420
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: to move on with our day. Absolutely got okay, so

421
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 1: go ahead and give me one all right, can you

422
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: open your mouth? That seems extreme? I don't know. Okay, fine,

423
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 1: better art just if we're going to get to that.

424
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: But I was told to about the other guy in

425
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: ford to be he ulminates the heart that's only readson

426
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 1: I ever even night it. Can we take a look

427
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: at the flight similarity, because that's always so cool when

428
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: they show I'm sorry I've really hurt him. I'm so

429
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: sorry you're bleeding. That's reminded me of the flat right now,

430
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: last time I think that much blood? Okay, so how

431
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: does my bloody mouth remind you of the flight? Because

432
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: the way we're all eating that one guy. We take

433
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: you now to another f a interrogation where those two

434
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: officers of the court are being interviewed by two more. Okay,

435
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: so let me get this story. You punched him in

436
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: the mouth. Uh, he gave me permission. Every time you

437
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: two are involved in any kind of deposition or prosecution

438
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: or any kind of disinformation gathering, you suck it up.

439
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: Several hundred cases have fell through the fucking cracks because

440
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: you two can't stop a bicker and jawed each other. Well,

441
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: I feel better now. I feel like that's an exaggeration

442
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: of how many losses, But I feel like we really

443
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: ironed out the kinks. You're keeping good pilots on the

444
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: ground and you're putting bad pilots in the air. That's

445
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: what you're doing. I'm sorry, You're sorry. How how many

446
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: stewards need to get eaten alive before this is taken seriously?

447
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, are those kisses for everybody? No, they're

448
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: not for everybody? Okay, Dunkin brings them in and they're

449
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: bringing them in. No, you got punched in the face?

450
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: Are gone? All right? You can take just one of

451
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: the basic Hershey kisses? Okay? Who none of the Who

452
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: is this young girl that keeps passing by the window?

453
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: Who does anyone know who this little girl is? That's

454
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, girlfriend, the little girl. She's twenty one. She one,

455
00:28:51,760 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: She does not look for the record snack. Oh what

456
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: the oh my god? I guess a little girl. You

457
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: can don't call her a little girl. She has a name.

458
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: That's my daughter, that's his daughter. My name is Becca,

459
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: beccare baby Becca. How old you. She showed me with

460
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: her hands. She showed me with her hands and then

461
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: to baky. She keeps me young. I'm sure it's me young.

462
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: You know when she sleeps at night sucking some of

463
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: her breath. Okay, I can do. That's a favorite. Once

464
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: you hang out outside, we have some toys up. I

465
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: saw little puzzles. Puzzles. That's great. Look seventeen human beings.

466
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: And also a flight attendant died on on on this plane,

467
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: and you weren't able to successfully come to any conclusion

468
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: about what happened. That's embarrassing. Have you interviewed the pilots.

469
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: They are fantastic people. Fantastic people, beautiful people, beautiful, beautiful.

470
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: Imagine yourself waiting for a secret knock. That's pretty, let's

471
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: be honest, similar to a regular knock. At the same time,

472
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: that was the point, yeah, because otherwise if it was

473
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: super secret everybody but no, I mean, but maybe that's okay,

474
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: You're clearly contradicting your own point, right, I'm just saying

475
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: that that's the secret knock. And these guys were looking

476
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: at God's magic in the sky, God's magic. What you

477
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: laughing and scoffing a Gut's match. I'm laughing and scoffing

478
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: at the fact that you're bringing up God's magic. Okay,

479
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: let's not pick her too much. I have some in

480
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: flight recording I like to play. Sure why was this

481
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: brought up earlier? You were talking to Becca? My mouth hurts.

482
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: We take you now into the heavens where God is

483
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: getting his first magic lesson from the great Larry. Okay,

484
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: so how do I make clouds? Larry? Uh? Well, I

485
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: can kind of show you how to do. I can

486
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: do a card thing if you want a card thing. Yeah,

487
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: I don't know making making clouds just I'm I'm a magician.

488
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm you know what my kid told me. You could

489
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: teach me to make magic. And what I want to

490
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: do is make fluffy clouds that look like animals. Right,

491
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: So which fucking button do I push? The fluffy animal?

492
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: But that? Wow, I could have fun with this. God

493
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: the cosmos? You say, God too. Oh yeah, we're more

494
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: like than you would think, Larry. You made me in

495
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: your image exactly, you get it? Yeah? Would you like

496
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: to see that cardon trick um? You know I've sort

497
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: of seen it all, But if you want to do it,

498
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: I'm a tough crowd. I'm just mourning you. You know

499
00:31:54,080 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: I made life. I thought of platypus. I was just

500
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: for fun. So let's see you a little trick. Pick

501
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: a card. Mhm h two oclos No, don't. I can

502
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: see through them. You don't want me to No, don't?

503
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: Ok Dad of the car? Ah please? Okay, thank you? Teenagers? Huh?

504
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: How old is? He keeps me on my toes? But

505
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: my cows are in this guy? Pick a card? That one?

506
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: How's your day? It's okay? Yeah? Do you um have

507
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: any plans later on? Oh yeah, okay, nope, too much. Yeah,

508
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: they've just it was beautiful, but um mortal style? Can

509
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: I get a oh you made it back again? Okay? Uh,

510
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta reshuffle. I don't know where

511
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: it is. It's right there, yes it is. Okay, that's

512
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: the trick. So um oh, Larry, it's kind of less impressive. God,

513
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: that's so good. Um uh oh what's uh? Okay? Uh great?

514
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: Kausamo seems to have had a heart attack. I think

515
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: we can get him back to life quick. CPR. Clear,

516
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: what are you doing? I'm trying to do CPR? I

517
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: don't know, are off You're hoping his face. I think

518
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: it's staying alive. Staying alive. Okay, somebody else get this

519
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: position alive. The children are crying, by the way, they're screaming.

520
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go back to the party. I'll hand

521
00:33:54,880 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: ok kids, hope is okay? Thank you? Well, take you

522
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: now to a downtown bar as an n r A

523
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: lobbyists meets individually with several congressmen and a senator about

524
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: backing their individual campaigns the gin Tonic. Oh yeah, that's

525
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: me right here. Thank you. At least nuts are free,

526
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: right right, Look, you need something, I got this something.

527
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: We go over this every freaking year. We'll take care

528
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: of you. I just want to serve my constituents, and

529
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: they're all gone owners, so I just want them to

530
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 1: feel taken care Well. I take care of you. That's

531
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: what I do. I always take care of you. Well,

532
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: Now about is talking about these kids that data out

533
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: there are protesting and there's raising a big stink. Fake news.

534
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: It's fake I always fake news. But all right, but

535
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: then pretty soon won't be talking about it, and then

536
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: we're fine. We're supposed to be talking about the amount

537
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 1: of money that's going into your pockets. My pocket that

538
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: should be coming back into our pockets. Okay, So passing

539
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: legislation and laws, I'll make your job very coustious. I

540
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: do believe the parameters have been made clear. So will

541
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: you explain to me one more time. I'm giving you money,

542
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: You give us money. You line our pockets so we

543
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: can pass legislation to make your pockets big on my

544
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: pockets supposed to help you If you haven't help my pockets,

545
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 1: I am happy to help you pocket. Everybody's scratching each

546
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: other's bags. Okay, so specifically with my organization, say it

547
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: the n R A thank you, thank you so one

548
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: of my So if I line in your pockets, what

549
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: do I get? That's a great question, okay, Senator, I

550
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: believe I can pass it on to my friends here.

551
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: All right, I was ready to put in a drink order.

552
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 1: I will put in a drink or I would like

553
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:02,439
Speaker 1: a glass of tequila, and then i'd like your ass deported. Sir.

554
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna piggyback on that, but add an honored palmer

555
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: to the bill, of course, and you, sir, I want

556
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 1: a big bowl of nuts going right up. Now, let's

557
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: get to you line our pockets with that green back

558
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: so we can then pass the legislation that makes your

559
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: job and your lobby easy. Okay, okay, okay, are we

560
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: explaining this is? I'm I'm new frankly, but I'm hungry.

561
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: But I'm hungry except for you, you and I. We haven't.

562
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: We have. We've established that this history here, we have animosity. Betways,

563
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. I'm here. If you're hungry, that

564
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: whilen't you're in yours? You I'm a senator. God damn it,

565
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: you're gorgeous. Thank you so much. It's moisturizing. Is that

566
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: what that is? And it's also a peace I'm on

567
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: the right slide with God the Father. Alley, how can

568
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 1: I help you? I'm gonna need a lot of money, honey, Okay,

569
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 1: I get my check book and go, h three million dollars.

570
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna doesn't like that's your personal check.

571
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna add. I'm gonna add one exces zero. What

572
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: do you say that's going to make that out million

573
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: millions dollars? I'm not you got that much money in

574
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: your personal one extra zero million. I'm trying to get

575
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: to a Bokay, you're riding a fake novelty check as well.

576
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: You're trying to get to a billion, you're gonna have

577
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: to add another zero on it. Okay, when if you

578
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: hand the tequila? I did so strange you are still

579
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: in this country and the bowl of nuts was for you.

580
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: I outrank all these farmers. Thank you so much. Anything

581
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: else here is your check? Did you know that lemon

582
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: wedgers have more joms than anything else in the restaurant?

583
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: I have a void that Now, what's it gonna take?

584
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 1: Thank you for the check? By the way, three billion

585
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: dollars on to make you happy? What's it gonna take

586
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: to make me well? So? I think a lot more

587
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: than that fancy pin and that piece of paper with

588
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: numbers on it. Okay, you tell me what to do

589
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: and I'll do it. Now I've asked you or lobby. Yeah,

590
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: your organization, the National Rifle Associations an association to come

591
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: to my house and hang out, and no one from

592
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: that association has a grace their presence on my doorstep.

593
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: That's downright disrespect. Looks like I was a problem the

594
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: hospitality situation. I represent four hundred thousand Americans, all voters,

595
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: all of them going on us Now, how would you

596
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: feel if all of them decided to say something, you

597
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: know that they weren't going to vote, and they weren't

598
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: gonna get there something I understand we wouldn't like that.

599
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 1: It's so hard to imagine what they might say exactly.

600
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: That the congressman is having problems. You don't have to

601
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: I don't even have a problem expressing his lack of expression.

602
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 1: That's how different, Senator. I've seen this sort of thing

603
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: time and again, and I just have to say that, um, well,

604
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: I actually have a check for three billion dollars I

605
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: am doing. Okay, thank you so much for your time, Congressman.

606
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: Nobody are you leaving? All right? I'll take you now

607
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 1: across town to Larry's House of Guns, where the owner

608
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: is trying to explain some new purchase rules to several customers,

609
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: one at a time. All Right, I can't just sell

610
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: you this gun because this god damn bummer pass some

611
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: laws through and I'm gonna have to ask for some

612
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: additional things for from you. Okay, First, I D you

613
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: know me, Larry, I know I know you made It's

614
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: part of the law, So ask for your I D

615
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: show me your ready. Well, didn't bring my idea with me.

616
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: I came to get a gun. Well, I'm sorry, I'm sure, Josh,

617
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: you can't have one. Y'all got any nightcrawlers today? Not

618
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: cross round? Thank you. You have to show ida again,

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Speaker 1: not crawling. Not crawlers. Aren't guns, Josh, Not crawlers. You

620
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Speaker 1: can't be the same thing. It's close hunting and fishing. Yeah,

621
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Speaker 1: they're bait. Al right, Fine, Josh, I'm gonna sneak you

622
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Speaker 1: a gun, but next time I want you to bring

623
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Speaker 1: your inn I D and you gotta follow the loss

624
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Speaker 1: like this is how D work for me, Gary, This

625
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Speaker 1: is how i D work for me. You gotta get

626
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Speaker 1: your own I D. In fact, I'm not gonna be

627
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Speaker 1: able to give you this gun to you now, Josh,

628
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Speaker 1: because now Gary's a little guy. Damn snitch. Thanks a lout, Gary, Hey,

629
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Speaker 1: you had that my bad get Now I'm a shooting man.

630
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Speaker 1: But what about a rifle? Can I get a rifle? No,

631
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Speaker 1: you need to get Listen. I hate to say it,

632
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Speaker 1: but you gotta have an I D for any of

633
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: these things. So bring me in. All right. Well, let's

634
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: make it simple and just give me three assault rifles

635
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Speaker 1: from all of the day. I can't sell anything without

636
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Speaker 1: an I D josh part of me, part of me,

637
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: part of me. I would like a gun. Please, you

638
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: look pretty fancy. Let me see your I D there.

639
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Speaker 1: Who you're from Illinois? Yes, I'll take um a clock? Please?

640
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: Fuck you? Is the problem? I can tell you know?

641
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: You know what you don't Some of these worms are

642
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: dead there. I mean you're gonna put him into waters?

643
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: Dead worm? My money back? Can you do a re fun?

644
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: Can you do a refund? No? I can't do no

645
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: ref fancy guy, some of my worms are dead. How

646
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: can I help you with that? I made a refunda.

647
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 1: This caused me three fifty What you need that rock

648
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: for narc I'm a n oh yeah, so you just

649
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: failed the second part of the test. First is the

650
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Speaker 1: I D seconds. I'm supposed to annoy you. See how

651
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: angry you get night to you. I'm not giving you

652
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: no gun. It's my job, gentlemen. How can I help you? Well,

653
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: my car don't have much gas in it, and uh,

654
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 1: my roof all tinted. I mean within the store. Give

655
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: me five dollars for three fifty words of worms? You

656
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 1: need a gun? I like a I'm looking to get

657
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: a gun as well, all right, let me pull up

658
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: my app here, I will take a picture of you,

659
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Speaker 1: and I will print you up an I d right

660
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: now as I sound voice excellently that that kind of

661
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: solves a lot of my problems. I thought you were

662
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: a narc I am, well narc app is that I

663
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: tell him. I tell him, I tell him people bad

664
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Speaker 1: guys at nark all the time. I'm an arcoto office.

665
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: I say, stuff, All right, there you go cool. What

666
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: do you say, cheese jails? He said, chills? There you are,

667
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: Sarah say cheese chills? Are? I don't need one because

668
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: I already just got warms. I don't even in my

669
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: ida for that. Let me see your um. I ate

670
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: it all right here, look at me there you are. Good. Listen, Bert,

671
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: you're coming in here giving everybody these damn I D

672
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: s who you can narc on? You get a nark

673
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 1: on me for taking these. At least I'm gonna knock

674
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: on people who aren't giving guns to people. Oh yeah, well,

675
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: I thought you were some sort of damn snowflake from Illinois.

676
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: We take you now only two yards away, but out

677
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: into the woods as pairs of deers, bears, and rabbits

678
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: are on the lookout for hunters. Oh no, no, I

679
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: hope they don't catch just oh no, it's so cold

680
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 1: out here. They're gonna catch you. They could definitely. Just

681
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,760
Speaker 1: don't understand it. Don't have any meat of my bones anyway?

682
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: Is why do they want to kill me here? They

683
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 1: just want to killing their monsters before we're dead. I

684
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: want to tell you, the last two weeks have been

685
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: really special. Really. Yeah. I have a lot of one too.

686
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: We had so many babies, So many babies. How they

687
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: grow up so fair? Yeah, there come two bears. Well,

688
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm just so goddamn hungry all the time. Man, I'm

689
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,959
Speaker 1: really hungry, man, really tired. Yeah, I'm tired of looking

690
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 1: for food. It's exhausting. Maybe you know what I say,

691
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: funk it? Let him take us out? What I mean,

692
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm done, man, Rob, What the hell are you talking about? Done? Running? Man?

693
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm done? Man? Eating sleep? And what the hell? One

694
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 1: of my kids is always gonna die, you know, I

695
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: know that. It's just like, it's just how it goes. Look,

696
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: traditionally we work alone, but the two of us, I've

697
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: been inseparable. It's been a fun ride. It's been a

698
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: fun ride. And would you. I mean, look, would you

699
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: get a salmon like when when one of them like

700
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: jumps up against the stream, like right in your paws.

701
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: You know there's nothing like it. Yeah, God's magic. You

702
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: know it's God's magic. Guys, guys, you know I don't

703
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: usually talk to you guys. What Oh, this is it?

704
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: This is it Marshal's mind. I can all take this.

705
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: Get on a run. I got it, I got one

706
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:08,479
Speaker 1: of my sides. Take the shot. I'll do this for God.

707
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: Take the goddamn shot. I do it for Marshall and

708
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: all the little lun bun. I'm not having a hard

709
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: time getting some momentum going, Marshall Rod, he's not trying

710
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 1: to run. This one's right in my face. It shot figger,

711
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: You shooting pink, son of a bed? Shot d No,

712
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: you got it? Looking for the rabbits, the ones coming back. Wait, wait,

713
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: the other bears get away from you. Leave him alone.

714
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: They're doing a lot of growling, a lot of a

715
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: lot of go for one of the rabbits, you son

716
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: of a bed. I'm gonna go in this Holly now

717
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: you missed you? Oh no, so please nice shot? Feeling good? Okay, Okay,

718
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: we got two more. Come back to base a you

719
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: sure you absolutely so? We're you and I are good?

720
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: Then yeah, we're wrong because when I left, you were like,

721
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: they don't come back. That's why I ask come back. Now,

722
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: do I bring I dragged this bear. Just bring the rabbit.

723
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: Just the rabbit, this one, this one clarified. Just just

724
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: the rabbit. Okay, Marshall, Marshall, Oh Rob, they're gonna collect

725
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: me soon. I know what. They're gonna put me in

726
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: some walls. They're gonna make you a trophy. You were

727
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: so much more than that. So cool. Oh I'm here,

728
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm keeping you warm. Promist me. You're gonna

729
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: love this forest. I will always love this forest. I

730
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: forgot my keys. I gotta go back first. You're sort

731
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 1: of a bench. Oh ship malling you. I'm going down.

732
00:46:52,800 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: I'm going take him with you. Good idea. Oh I'm

733
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: getting thump him, thump him, sump the shirt out of him.

734
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: I got this little rabbit, give me this cute little

735
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: fuzzy pants on my neck. All the forest animals descend

736
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: upon him, and we go back to heaven for God's

737
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: conversation with the hunter. Oh, not looking great here that

738
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: you're killing some of my creatures. Creatures and eye huh

739
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: doesn't apply to the creatures. They didn't take your eye. No,

740
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: but one of the bears killed my son when I

741
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: don't have that in I don't have that. You didn't

742
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: you didn't see that. I totally missed that. I don't

743
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: even have you as having a son at all. Oh.

744
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: You know a lot of our stuff got wet last week,

745
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: so maybe we missed that. I mean, if the bear

746
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: indeed kills your kid, then you have a case. But

747
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: what about this adorable bunny. Um? Well, you know, I was,

748
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: I was, I was. I Okay, buddy, you're going to hell.

749
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 1: I'm just just the money. Nope, just down to hell.

750
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: I'm seen just because of the money. God, you four

751
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: o'clocks here. Okay, I'm sorry. I don't have time to

752
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 1: get into why. I just kind of go with my gut.

753
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 1: Sometimes I hate you. Bye, excuse me. I just want

754
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: to say, I don't know if you're responsible for all this,

755
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: honey here, but this is fantasy. You're welcome. I want

756
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: to say, good great mauling. Thank you. I love it

757
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: when you fight back. I mean, I was just defending

758
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: my territory, and that's why you're here? All right? Yeah,

759
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 1: your friend is not here because he didn't value life enough.

760
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: Welcome to hell Man. You hell man? Are you doing arson?

761
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: Whenever I want you down here? Your heart looks delicious?

762
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: Manifest what hell is? Man? Lot of this? More this?

763
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: Feel free to get me a hand job and I'll

764
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: hot fudge Sunday whenever you want. That goes for too,

765
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is hell Man. He's Sunday is melting.

766
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: I can think of no better way to conclude this

767
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: episode of Alchemy. This. Let's go around the table real

768
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: quick to say thank you. Uh James Heeney, yep, that's

769
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Speaker 1: me on YouTube at the real James Seney, thank you

770
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: so much, buddy boy. But Essia Ragling, what are you guys?

771
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Speaker 1: Thank you? Dot Com always a pleasure, Hey, Joey Gregama.

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Speaker 1: You can check us out Bear Supply every second and

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Speaker 1: fourth Wednesday at nine o'clock. Can I Westid Comedy Theater

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Speaker 1: I thank you, Christopher Rods. Yeah, I'll give a shout

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Speaker 1: out to west Side Comedy, Westid Comedy dot Com. A

777
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Speaker 1: lot of us here on this program, do a lot

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Speaker 1: of shows there and we're watch shows and we just

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Speaker 1: love that theater so much. One of my favorites, Rafael

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Speaker 1: Britt to, what's the name of that side project? Aside

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Speaker 1: the side? Which side are you on? Project? No, no

782
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Speaker 1: D side, like a side B side like I'm gonna

783
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Speaker 1: I will decide this decision. No, not the decision. Who

784
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Speaker 1: gives a ship man? You don't have a mic? Okay,

785
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Speaker 1: it's just dope and everybody and how stuff works network

786
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Speaker 1: right to us at your name here at Alchemy this

787
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Speaker 1: we'd love to hear from you, right to us, as

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Speaker 1: many suggestions as you'd like us to perform and mix up. Ah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's it for this episode. I want to

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Speaker 1: thank all the participants and until next time, Alchemy that