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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. You're not gonna believe my strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: for today. The subject is you can't have your cake

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Speaker 1: and eat it too. But wait till you hear it

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Speaker 1: right now though, the nephews in the building with today's prank,

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Speaker 1: phone call what you got for? I want to date

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Speaker 1: your mama, See right there, I want to date your mama, Steve,

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Speaker 1: how would you do it again? Please? Let's uh, today's

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Speaker 1: prank is I want to date your mother. Put some

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Speaker 1: prank on that. Put some on yeah, I mean you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean I can't tell you how to prank, because

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Speaker 1: obviously you're the king of it. But I was just

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Speaker 1: talking about the introductions. Could use a lot of works, yea.

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Speaker 1: Put some more flavor on that, and I'll see the

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Speaker 1: flavors in the prank. We'll put some seasoning on that

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Speaker 1: intro though. Yeah. See that's that's where you are not

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Speaker 1: differ and so once again, just do what you want

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Speaker 1: to do, all right? How do you say, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I can't I want to date your mama? Do you Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh, I'm trying to reach miss Burns.

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Speaker 1: This is James. This is her son. How you doing man?

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Speaker 1: My name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church

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Speaker 1: man within the last month, and I was trying to

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Speaker 1: get in touch with with miss Burns. One of the

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Speaker 1: members gave me a number, but I guess they must

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Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is

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Speaker 1: this a home number or what? What is this? A

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Speaker 1: hell of hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My

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Speaker 1: name is Gordon Gordon. I'm I'm a new member at

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Speaker 1: the church. Yeah, this is just your number? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm my son.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right? All right?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get

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Speaker 1: tell you your name is what Gordon Gordon? Gordon just

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Speaker 1: you yet, Jane. Okay, what God bless you man, Thank

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Speaker 1: you man. I appreciate it, because anyway I could get

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Speaker 1: your mom's home number from I mean, you're just joining

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Speaker 1: the church. I mean I don't. I don't see why

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't be able to talk to it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: is there anything there a message I could pass on

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Speaker 1: to it them? Uh? Well yeah, I mean I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to see if it's all right for uh, for

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Speaker 1: me to take her out. I've been seeing them for

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Speaker 1: the last Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold hold

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Speaker 1: about you. You You were just send to you a new

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Speaker 1: member to the church, and somebody gave you or they

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Speaker 1: were attempting to give you my mother's number, and you're

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Speaker 1: asking me if you could take her out. Man, I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.

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Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number. Bout mistake. You

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Speaker 1: know that's my reason for car. I thought I was

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Speaker 1: gonna get her. I want to take her out, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man,

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Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas from fighting and everything. Man.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, you know my pops just passed

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Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with

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Speaker 1: somebody and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: she in the sixties, man, older you, man, I'm thirty six.

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Speaker 1: The hell out of here. You how old man, I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You

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Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? You know what? Man?

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Speaker 1: I look at it like James, Right, James, I look

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Speaker 1: at it like it's you know heyes, ain't huming but

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Speaker 1: the number, man, It's just it wasn't your heart man?

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Speaker 1: And how you care of yourself? You know? Yeah? But

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Speaker 1: about now? I don't think you, every man. I just

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Speaker 1: came back from fighting overseeds. My pops passed away not

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Speaker 1: too long ago. I am the man of the house.

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Speaker 1: Let's get that straight right now, all right. I don't

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Speaker 1: care if I'm still living at home or not. I'm

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Speaker 1: the man of this house, all right. You calling the

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Speaker 1: just stick the church dog, because you know, as I said,

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Speaker 1: be blessed. But it ain't gonna be no blessing for

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Speaker 1: me to you. I tell you that right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.

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Speaker 1: You might no, but I respect the fact that you've

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Speaker 1: But if I decide I wanna speak to miss Burns

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Speaker 1: holding up, Look, bro, I don't care how old you

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Speaker 1: for your mama to decide, no, dog that you you're

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Speaker 1: bringing up my mama. You're letting the word your mama

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Speaker 1: gonna be her and you you ain't gonna be asking

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Speaker 1: her out, all right. I don't give what it takes.

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Speaker 1: I would show up on Sunday, catch up in the

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Speaker 1: porfeit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back

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Speaker 1: of the choir. It's don't matter. Something's going down. You

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Speaker 1: were not gonna get with my mama like that. You

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Speaker 1: I ain't looking long with this man. I'm I'm deciding

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Speaker 1: it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before,

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Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight. Let's see these three years

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Speaker 1: it like that. Suffer from one p s D post

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Speaker 1: traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that on

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Speaker 1: you got that. I don't play. Hey man, listen, I

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Speaker 1: don't want no trouble. It don't matter to me. You

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Speaker 1: to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say is this right here. I'm I'm gonna I talk

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Speaker 1: to Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: crazy right now? Okay, can I say this? Can I

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Speaker 1: say one more things to you? Man? So you explode?

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Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say. I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, if you're listening, yeah, man, James,

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Speaker 1: what Hey man? I want to tell you this. Man.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin More on

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Speaker 1: to show your mama. I got me to prank phone

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Speaker 1: call you get them out of here. Hey man, this

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Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

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Speaker 1: Your mama told me she said my son been overseas.

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Speaker 1: He's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home, she said.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get him back in the spirit of laughing. Man,

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Speaker 1: my mama, are you? Are you kidding me? Man? We

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Speaker 1: got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting

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Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: more than show. Get it over season in the States though,

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Speaker 1: Thanks man, you know you did. Yes, you played too much.

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Speaker 1: You already Well, mama's need a little too, though, don't.

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Speaker 1: I wish you would talk about dating. Man. I might

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Speaker 1: call you next week. I might call you next week.

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Speaker 1: Never Tennessee. I'm on my way, baby, Friday said the Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Then after you was headed to chuckles too. On Friday

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Speaker 1: to Saturday to Sunday. It is Memorial Day weekend. Come

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Speaker 1: get your laugh on with your boy. I will be

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Speaker 1: in town all weekend long to Friday to Saturday to Sunday. Chuckles.

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Speaker 1: Let's get it cracking, all right. I want to date

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Speaker 1: your MoMA brand your mama, No, don't I shouldn't say it. Wow, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said that. See that's just see, that's

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Speaker 1: you too far, but you go too far a lot

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Speaker 1: right there at that edge. But he usually goes to

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Speaker 1: I'm mobile boy, now now perfectly my is this reverse psychologist? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't matter psychology. Don't work with him. We're getting

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Speaker 1: ready to get to the strawberry letter. Okay, up next

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Speaker 1: the subject you can't have your cake and eat it too.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this