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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject my friend cannot be okay with this, but right

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Speaker 1: now it is the nephew the King of Pranks with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got nah, it's Sebastian. Sebastian, okay,

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Speaker 1: right there, Sebastian, Hello, Hello, I wish to speak with

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Speaker 1: a Mr. Please, Hello, sir. My name is Sebastian. I

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Speaker 1: am with the Art Institute and I wanted to give

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Speaker 1: you a call about Um. I have a huge showing

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Speaker 1: coming up where I am going to be displaying my

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Speaker 1: portfolio and all of my drawings within it. But I

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Speaker 1: have one drawing that I am looking to display that

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Speaker 1: I have not put on canvas yet, and I'm looking

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Speaker 1: to take something of essence to put on canvas, and

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Speaker 1: I want to call you about getting permission. Wait, hold on, dog,

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Speaker 1: just to stop you right now. I don't do that,

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm not a model, that's not my profession,

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Speaker 1: so you would not waste your time no more. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Just go ahead, Mr Mr. I

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Speaker 1: don't think you understand that my showing is gonna have

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Speaker 1: some very important people there. I am, like I said before,

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Speaker 1: with our institute, and I said, I don't do that.

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Speaker 1: That's not me. I mean, I hate you know what,

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Speaker 1: would you just calling folks up you as solicitor or something.

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Speaker 1: I mean, y'all just randomly picking out folks and trying

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Speaker 1: to trying to get them the model look sir, Mr. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not just randomly calling people. I actually have done

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Speaker 1: research in order to get your number. What what I'm

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Speaker 1: doing is, I'm not calling you as for being a

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Speaker 1: model that I'm going to portray on canvas, but you

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Speaker 1: have something far more greater visually that I would like

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Speaker 1: to go hold on canvas. Now, you're married to your

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Speaker 1: wife is and my correct the whole whoa whoa dog? No?

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Speaker 1: For who is this? Seriously? Because I could give my number?

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Speaker 1: Know how you get my number because you're talking about

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Speaker 1: my wife and stuff. I know my wife. My name

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Speaker 1: is Sebastian. I am with art Institute. What I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to do with capturing and and mortalize the beauty of

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Speaker 1: essence on cana lies. Okay yo for real, thought, you

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Speaker 1: just can't. You don't talk about my wife all right?

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Speaker 1: So I'm not I'm not calling in a negative manner

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Speaker 1: towards your wife. I want to I want to mortalize

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Speaker 1: her and capture her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds.

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Speaker 1: I've seen your wife several times, you guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa?

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Speaker 1: Do you see my wife? But wait, what do you

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Speaker 1: see my wife at? What? Why are you? Why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She

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Speaker 1: she shops on a hundred and twenty street in hall Am.

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Speaker 1: I've seen her so many times there, and she holds

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Speaker 1: all the beauty that an artist would like to put

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Speaker 1: on Kansas. Like I said before, I have a huge

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Speaker 1: showing and you're welcome to come out as well. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be so many important people there. But I wanted

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Speaker 1: to call and get permission from you about painting your wife. No,

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Speaker 1: you ain't got that permission. Play well, you just can't.

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Speaker 1: You just can't go around following my wife and trying

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Speaker 1: to mortalize or whatever. I just said. All right, so so,

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Speaker 1: but I would like to let you know I have

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Speaker 1: taken the liberty myself. I have painted your wife's head. What, Joe,

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Speaker 1: you have lost your damn mind. You can't be just

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Speaker 1: walking around here painting folks headed. You gotta get permission

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Speaker 1: for that. What's wrong with you? But if you are crazy,

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Speaker 1: you don't understand your wife holds the essence that every

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Speaker 1: artist wants to don't tell what he holds. You can't

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Speaker 1: be going around payton folks heads. Wrong with you, sir,

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Speaker 1: That's the reason why I'm calling trying to get permission

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Speaker 1: from you. I Sebastian, want to put your wife on

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Speaker 1: canvas because she holds the essence that every artist wants

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Speaker 1: to behold. She mortalized the beauty of Cannon. Whoa hold

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Speaker 1: of God? Hold of the hold of God. You're telling

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Speaker 1: me you're walking around fom painting my wife's head because

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Speaker 1: there's that. What what are you doing? Dude? A little too?

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Speaker 1: I'm only trying to complete my folio. Oh no, your

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Speaker 1: portfolio here. Listen to this. If I see my wife's

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Speaker 1: head anywhere, I don't care a new type of magazine,

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Speaker 1: I don't care where it build or whatever. Yo, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna find your ima. Whoop you do you understand what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying to you? I'm gonna s did you you

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Speaker 1: understand that? S I don't want to have a duel

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Speaker 1: with you, sir, add here's a duel. They do what

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Speaker 1: they do. In fact, what name is a bashing name is?

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Speaker 1: That's a fashion? Sir. All I want to do is

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Speaker 1: paint your wife in her rawous and purist fol that's all.

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Speaker 1: There's a law and purists for me. What what do

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Speaker 1: you want? Seriously, I want to paint your wife. I

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Speaker 1: want to paint her in the nude. How don't watch

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Speaker 1: your my No, he's right enough. That's what you should do.

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Speaker 1: Tell me where you as you want to paint something.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you something to pay. Tell me where you are? What?

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Speaker 1: Read me? What five? That's what's up? I want to

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Speaker 1: whoop your read me, meet me, paint me, pay me?

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Speaker 1: You want your mind? Telling what you want to pay?

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Speaker 1: My wife in a new it's gonna take them brush

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Speaker 1: and stick them up to your Listen. She holds the

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Speaker 1: essence that every person should. I'll give up what she

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Speaker 1: holds asked. I'll give us an ask me some like that.

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Speaker 1: I must ask you. Do you think that you are

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Speaker 1: the only person that has seen your wife in the new?

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Speaker 1: Surely that's been men before you that have seen her

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Speaker 1: Internet day for you and my wife ain't no more

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Speaker 1: you call my wife. Is that what she's saying? Are

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Speaker 1: you fed my wife? You I want to pay your

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Speaker 1: wife and the beauty that she bought. And did you

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Speaker 1: not understand? I just said, you know, I told you

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Speaker 1: meet me on the quota or one twenty five and

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Speaker 1: clean Powell. I got one more thing. I just like

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Speaker 1: what else saying coming from the Steve arm In Morning show.

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Speaker 1: You just got paint my your boy? What what this is?

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Speaker 1: This is neverhing. This is nephew timing for the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harman Martin. Yo. Oh oh oh man, yo man. Y'all Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was moving fushion here, dude. Time you've got me

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Speaker 1: dog oh man, y'all got it was Sebastian. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: you get some bashi. I was about to move with

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Speaker 1: y'all and swebash it. I was to pay brushes and

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Speaker 1: now always about the paint autumn with your He told me, man,

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Speaker 1: he said, man, he said he loved his wife. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I said, let me let me say this right now,

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Speaker 1: you know, let me get one more thing from you. Man.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land. Yeah, man, it's Steve Harvey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Baby, you gotta paint somebody's wife, you know,

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Speaker 1: paint somebody's wife something. You know that that's wrong with that?

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Speaker 1: Ain't wrong with calling somebody all right, now, let's have

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Speaker 1: an honest conversation about the game. Tommy, Yeah, I played

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Speaker 1: it last break in all honesty, which British princess said,

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Speaker 1: two sons, Harry Williams. Tommy got that first. That's in

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Speaker 1: all honest. No one's trying to be dishonest. Yes you were,

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Speaker 1: because you said, look, we all know that boy, ain't

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Speaker 1: that in here? And you're my nephew just two days now?

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Speaker 1: That's two that was wrong? Then what national restaurant chain

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Speaker 1: open cheddar Baby biscuits? Junior said, Cheddars? Tommy said something else.

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Speaker 1: Junior said lobster. Then Tommy said red lobster. So now

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Speaker 1: who you think should get that? Well, Junior said lobster.

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Speaker 1: Lobshould not name a Yeah, okay, lobster, Yeah, okay, what

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Speaker 1: does j Anthony Brown's name? They tied the Washington D. C.

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Speaker 1: Smithson and neither one of them knew it. What actor

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Speaker 1: writer plays the role of Medel and Tyler p Junior

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Speaker 1: got that piggy Wiggly grocery store. Tommy, got it. If

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Speaker 1: we come back, I'm sending this time spending all right,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have Steve set on the game. Are you

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Speaker 1: smarter than nephew Tommy? Once and for all when we

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Speaker 1: come back, And it's time for the Strawberry Letter for today,

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Speaker 1: the subject my best friend cannot be okay with this

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Speaker 1: all that's coming up right after this