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Speaker 1: DNA test reveals my half brother is also my cousin,

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Speaker 1: but the reason why is disturbing. This is okayop, home

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Speaker 1: to the craziest true stories on Earth. I'm Sophia and John.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think it's disturbing.

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Speaker 2: We've seen the uncle brothers, We've seen the brother uncle,

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Speaker 2: We've seen the sister mom's. Now we're seeing the half

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Speaker 2: brother cousins.

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Speaker 3: You know, You're just gonna have to give it to

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Speaker 3: me because I'm afraid, because I'm a little bit terrified.

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Speaker 1: We just got to go dive straight and tragically.

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Speaker 3: I think this is a OKOP.

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Speaker 1: This isn't okop submitted story.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so it might be tragic or not. We will

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Speaker 3: find out.

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Speaker 1: So Hamster Girl twenty twenty says, all right, everyone, grab

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Speaker 1: yourself a bag of cour All right, everyone, grab yourself

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Speaker 1: a bag of popcorn, and grab a via. I get

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Speaker 1: kind of woody, nice, thank you. Okay. So, about five

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Speaker 1: or so years ago, my family took ancestry DNA tests.

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Speaker 1: We had gotten her results back and found out that

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Speaker 1: genetically my half brother is also my cousin. Now, I

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Speaker 1: had at the time a vague idea of who my

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Speaker 1: biological father is. Was Hell bent on establishing communication through

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Speaker 1: Facebook messenger, but he never even looked at what I

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Speaker 1: had to say. Mind you, it was about twenty six

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Speaker 1: years after I was born, so felt like he had

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Speaker 1: some things to answer for. My biological mother was fifteen

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Speaker 1: when she had me, and at the time of my

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Speaker 1: conception she got around town, if you know what I mean. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: there were four or five guys that had a possibility

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Speaker 1: of being my father. This is the plot of Mamma Mia.

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Speaker 1: But nothing ever came from DNA back then. I was

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Speaker 1: born in August of ninety five. Speed up to today.

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Speaker 1: My biological father has been identified. Oh and he has

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Speaker 1: seemed to not really care that I even existed, with

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Speaker 1: two now grown sons, and I honestly feel like he

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Speaker 1: is too scared to admit I am as first born.

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Speaker 1: I think he may be scared if the truth saw

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Speaker 1: the light of day, his family unit would be shattered,

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Speaker 1: that his sons, my paternal half brothers, would have a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions. But even with all that, I have

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Speaker 1: a hunger to know him, to have them call me

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Speaker 1: his daughter. A year or so ago, I gave up

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Speaker 1: on the idea that that would come around. So Reddit,

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Speaker 1: the question is am I the ahole in regards to

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Speaker 1: the whole bombarding him with message requests, not taking into

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Speaker 1: consideration he is a family unit that could be shattered

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Speaker 1: by my very existence. I realized that, I think, and

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Speaker 1: he has seemed to not really care that I even

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Speaker 1: existed with his two grown sons. Not.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think he has two grown sons and

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Speaker 3: he's not that he's like actually parenting. Yes, and then

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Speaker 3: there's op who he won't even acknowledge her existence.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think you're the A at all.

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Speaker 3: I mean this is like like these were his own actions.

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Speaker 3: If he doesn't want to deal with it, that's too

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Speaker 3: freaking bad because it's his fault. He did what he did. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so you gotta live with your.

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Speaker 1: Consequence after a round. And now you're gonna find.

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Speaker 3: Out you he found out. He found out, So hopefully

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Speaker 3: and o P. You're you're part of the okay fan?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're not the A whole, not at all.

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Speaker 3: I hope that you get the connection in answer looking

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Speaker 3: for absolutely yes, absolutely, well, well, well this has.

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Speaker 1: Been an episode, this has been a wild ride.

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Speaker 3: We agree with Sophia episode, So I agree with that statement.

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Speaker 3: I agree heartedly. Yes, Well, if you love us, make

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Speaker 3: sure to subscribe.

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Speaker 1: We love you and see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

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Speaker 3: Time for Oka op.

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Speaker 4: Today up by taking out my school security system. I love,

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Speaker 4: I love you know. It's like a hike giving it

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Speaker 4: to the authorities, you know what I mean. I feel

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Speaker 4: like this guy's like the guy in the chair. You know, Hey, Roger,

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Speaker 4: make sure to take down that security system. I am

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Speaker 4: on it. I am the nerd, and you're like, it

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Speaker 4: was going to taste Typing's like I'm entering the matrix

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Speaker 4: thirty percent down and it has that graphic that's like

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Speaker 4: totally not what coders have. But it's like it's like

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Speaker 4: breaching sixty red alert, red alert rad alert.

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Speaker 3: We have been hacked.

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Speaker 4: Hackers coming in. It says like hacked, hacked hack. I'm

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Speaker 4: currently a geology cost typing this story after being in

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Speaker 4: the office all lunch, I fifteen mail so a piece

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Speaker 4: camera and being six y three, all right, we get

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Speaker 4: at your tall, decided I would help out my janner

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Speaker 4: by jumping up and grabbing it for him. For reference,

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Speaker 4: the sticker is ten feet in the air. After not

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Speaker 4: getting it the first day, I decided I would do

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Speaker 4: it once every day during passing period, and my entire class,

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Speaker 4: who has to go down the same hallway, would cheer

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Speaker 4: me on to get it.

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Speaker 3: Classic high school thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like like the board or whatever I used

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Speaker 4: to slap, like, you know, like.

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Speaker 3: Exit signs and stuff. Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 4: Well today, for some reason, I was really hyped and

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Speaker 4: I fully sprinted and got the piece of paper in

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Speaker 4: between my index finger and thumb, and I took the

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Speaker 4: camera down with it nice. Well, after I got it

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Speaker 4: off the ceiling, I put it down to go tell

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Speaker 4: my favorite shout out big sean security guard because I

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Speaker 4: was definitely seen, and a snitch took the camera.

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Speaker 3: I guess someone took the camera after you put it down.

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Speaker 4: Which is like okay. After me and the guard got

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Speaker 4: the camera from the snitch and walked to the office,

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Speaker 4: I find out that the camera is a motion sensor

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Speaker 4: that is close to one thousand dollars to repair.

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Speaker 3: Hey yeah, baby.

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Speaker 4: But what I also found out is that the security

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Speaker 4: system is built like Christmas lights, meaning that if one

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Speaker 4: goes down in the building, they all go down in

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Speaker 4: the building. Also, what a great analogy. The Christmas light analogy.

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Speaker 3: That is a great analogy.

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Speaker 4: But let me say my school is separated in five

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Speaker 4: huge buildings, and the performing arts is the biggest, the

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Speaker 4: one I accidentally took down while in the office. My

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Speaker 4: counselor asked if I was okay, and I told her no,

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Speaker 4: when I get home, either my mom is killing me

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Speaker 4: or I'm killing myself. Yikes. And then I realized I

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Speaker 4: did make those jokes to the person who has the

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Speaker 4: power to give me manual counseling. And I jokingly said, wait,

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Speaker 4: I redact that statement. After all is said and done.

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Speaker 4: My vice principal said that I was funny while telling

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Speaker 4: the story and that I don't have to be suspended,

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Speaker 4: but I still got close to a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Fine, dang, what if he intentionally did it and just

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Speaker 3: made up this whole story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like actually stealing something from What was that

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Speaker 4: trend on TikTok where it was like the devious lick

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Speaker 4: trend where everyone was stealing stuff from the school bathrooms.

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Speaker 4: Do you hear about that? No, it was like this

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Speaker 4: massive trend in middle school and high schools and people

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Speaker 4: would be like unscrewing the hand dryers and like stealing

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Speaker 4: it and taking it home, or like the doors of

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Speaker 4: and they would post it to TikTok, so like everyone

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Speaker 3: If only, if only we were in Tick, if only

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Speaker 3: we had TikTok during our middle and high school years,

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Speaker 3: we would have blown up.

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Speaker 4: That's right,