Speaker 1: Okay, so let's talk about my Labor Day weekend, which
Speaker 1: was the end of a brief, crazy chapter that was
Speaker 1: so fun. It was the summer after my mother's death,
Speaker 1: a significant life change, and it felt like I was
Speaker 1: this butterfly. I feel like a butterfly that has been
Speaker 1: in a cocoon, like just sort of at rest, like
Speaker 1: a bear in hibernation. If you look at my steps
Speaker 1: on my phone, it says right now that my steps
Speaker 1: average this year. And people always ask me if I
Speaker 1: work out, and I don't work out. I just walk,
Speaker 1: so that's all that I do. But last year, the
Speaker 1: average steps I had for twenty twenty was three thousand,
Speaker 1: nine hundred and forty one a day. That's horrendous and
Speaker 1: not great. And I don't exercise, and I I was
Speaker 1: in a medium grade depression, Like I wasn't like, can't
Speaker 1: get out of bed.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know I was depressed.
Speaker 1: I was sort of a little uninspired in my life,
Speaker 1: and it manifested itself with not exercising, and.
Speaker 2: I just was a little dead.
Speaker 1: Do you ever get like just dead, You're just like
Speaker 1: not You're not you know, it's not great, it's not bad.
Speaker 2: You're just like sort of like dead.
Speaker 1: So that was my steps last year three thousand, nine
Speaker 1: hundred and forty one and my steps this year in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. The average seven six hundred and eighteen.
Speaker 1: So like that Celine Dion, I'm a live song that
Speaker 1: was playing like when my mother passed away, right, you know,
Speaker 1: to like for me to emerge.
Speaker 2: It just felt like my anthem.
Speaker 1: It felt like my body was propelling me to be alive,
Speaker 1: even even more than my mind, like or my heart.
Speaker 1: I just was like I just was out of a
Speaker 1: deep slumber. It was crazy. So with that, this enter
Speaker 1: my adventure era and I was doing therapy. I've been
Speaker 1: very serious about my therapy and working on myself and
Speaker 1: then eventually decided to enter into the dating space. Was
Speaker 1: open and honest about it, fairly public, not that you
Speaker 1: would ever know anyone I was dating, but like that,
Speaker 1: I have been just like flawed about it and this
Speaker 1: guy blew me off, or this one's a crazy person,
Speaker 1: or this one's a catfish or this one to you know,
Speaker 1: to share with people, because I think so many people
Speaker 1: go through so many things with the relationships. And that's
Speaker 1: why the dating podcast has been amazing, because it's just
Speaker 1: like let's talk about it. You know, we come in
Speaker 1: I was on the phone with my therapist today, and
Speaker 1: we come in with our own stuff, like we have
Speaker 1: our own not only DNA, our own triggers, our own
Speaker 1: things that inform how we conduct ourselves, and are we
Speaker 1: going to intervene in that? Are we going to work
Speaker 1: on ourselves so we change in future relationships, like, but
Speaker 1: there's a lot to navigate in dating.
Speaker 2: So I decided to share it.
Speaker 1: And I also messy, you know, like drinking and posting
Speaker 1: like a little bit buzzed, and just like I've been honest.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm always honest, but it's just like the
Speaker 1: honesty of this new slightly more unhinged and messy phase
Speaker 1: has been a different story. So this summer the new
Speaker 1: beach house was like I really am alive. This is
Speaker 1: my dream to be on the sand and walk every day.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I really, it's my therapy. So
Speaker 1: that was amazing. And then to say yes to like
Speaker 1: I was saying yes, like let's go, let's go out,
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to that, We're gonna go to this.
Speaker 1: It jammed me up a little. I was a little
Speaker 1: too accessible at points. You know, like I was going
Speaker 1: and doing personal appearances for free by accident because I
Speaker 1: thought that I was going to something social and then
Speaker 1: it became like a fan event in some cases, and
Speaker 1: I got ahead of my skis because I can be
Speaker 1: too accessible. That's what I'm told by the people I
Speaker 1: work with, Like I get my phone number out and
Speaker 1: I think, like everyone's my best friend and everyone has
Speaker 1: good intentions.
Speaker 2: And I think the same thing with men.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a public person I'm ready to
Speaker 1: go out with, so I'm going to tell them everything.
Speaker 2: Like so I'm you know, I could be I'm too open.
Speaker 2: I'm either very open or very closed.
Speaker 1: I don't have ad like I'm either I don't like
Speaker 1: people and I don't want to talk to anyone, or
Speaker 1: I'm out and I'm having three margarita's and I'm giving
Speaker 1: my phone number to the bus boy. Like it's there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of gray. So I've been living and
Speaker 1: it's been amazing. Also, like I've been getting a little
Speaker 1: I've been getting buzz and I don't like the way
Speaker 1: that makes me feel the next day. And but it's
Speaker 1: been super fun too, like staying up late sometimes and
Speaker 1: you know, I've had some romance which I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get into because it's now becoming something I want
Speaker 1: to preserve for myself.
Speaker 2: So it's fun.
Speaker 1: But like I've been a little over my skis, you know,
Speaker 1: like had to some days, Like I had to just
Speaker 1: like rest because it was so I was so tired
Speaker 1: from the night before, and like what did I do?
Speaker 1: And like a little juvenile for me, you know, but
Speaker 1: still alive and fun and happy. People around me say,
Speaker 1: I'm much happier than I've ever been. I'm like things
Speaker 1: at work are crazy flying in, like opportunities flying in.
Speaker 1: There's something I've to announce soon that is so crazy.
Speaker 1: Like it's like things are just coming. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm acepentur and like animals are just flying like around me,
Speaker 1: like I'm the just crazy. Stuff is just swirling. So
Speaker 1: good energy begets good energy. I will tell you that
Speaker 1: you have to find a way to find your smile,
Speaker 1: like they said in City Slickers, find your happiness. It's
Speaker 1: easier said than done, because you may not even know
Speaker 1: that you've lost it. Who you surround yourself is big.
Speaker 1: If someone's dimming your light in your life, you have
Speaker 1: to step away from that. If you have people around
Speaker 1: you that are negative influences or just have negative energy
Speaker 1: or unhappy. These things are all real. These things are
Speaker 1: things people say. It's real people. It's contagious, Like it's
Speaker 1: hard to do and to discern, but you got to
Speaker 1: kind of just clear away the garbage and surround yourself
Speaker 1: with positivity. And I've been pretty happy so this past weekend,
Speaker 1: and I've had highs and lows. There have been days,
Speaker 1: you know, there have been dates where I think I
Speaker 1: like someone. Then it like goes low and you get
Speaker 1: a little depressed and you're gonna be happier alone, but
Speaker 1: you really aren't because you would love to ultimately get
Speaker 1: in a relationship. Are you ever going to meet somebody?
Speaker 1: Like you know, you go up and down. I'm really
Speaker 1: happy with my daughter because I have a full life
Speaker 1: and a career, But then you're a spinster. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like it's a roller coaster. I'm sure many of
Speaker 1: you know that. You know, no two days are the same. Also,
Speaker 1: if you had six margarita's night before, you're going to
Speaker 1: feel a little differently today than you did last week
Speaker 1: when you were you know, doing a yoga chia practice.
Speaker 2: It's like these are the roller coaster things we go on,
Speaker 2: and I do.
Speaker 1: I did learn that, Like the thing that's really resonated
Speaker 1: is to get yourself healthy before getting involved with anyone else.
Speaker 1: Like we rush into wanting to meet someone because we
Speaker 1: get scared and we want to connect and we want
Speaker 1: to love and depending upon our past issues or abandonment
Speaker 1: or whatever, like you want something, But the truth is,
Speaker 1: you can't really go get something if you're a personal mess.
Speaker 1: You can't go get a job because you're going to
Speaker 1: be a mess.
Speaker 2: At that job.
Speaker 1: And I've hired people and had people work for me
Speaker 1: that are smart people that have had a mess in
Speaker 1: their life and they're a mess at the job and
Speaker 1: they get fired or it's a disaster. So you can't
Speaker 1: be that either because you could end up meeting someone
Speaker 1: amazing in a relationship or just to date. And like,
Speaker 1: if you're a disaster, and even if you're not a
Speaker 1: full disaster, it's best to go into to a new
Speaker 1: chapter trying to really work on yourself and say, am
Speaker 1: I the employee I would like to hire. Am I
Speaker 1: the person that I would like to date? Am I
Speaker 1: the friend that I would like to have, Like you know,
Speaker 1: am I the teammate on a sports team that I
Speaker 1: would like to be like that self exploration is really important,
Speaker 1: and that's been That's something that I'm really going to
Speaker 1: focus on in the fall. Like that's a big fall
Speaker 1: thing for me right now, not resting on my laurels
Speaker 1: of Oh, I did the work after my mother died
Speaker 1: and I'm happier, and then getting back into my old habits,
Speaker 1: Like even in dating, I see some of my old habits,
Speaker 1: my abandonment, my caginess, like my getting triggered, my not
Speaker 1: trusting people because of past experiences. I'm seeing that all
Speaker 1: come to the surface. So it's like time for like
Speaker 1: therapy to actually be intentional. So I was out in
Speaker 1: the Hampton's Labor Day weekend and I went out.
Speaker 2: I've been out a bit.
Speaker 1: I've been out with you know, I've seen I've had
Speaker 1: a little romance, and I been out in that regard
Speaker 1: a lot in the last several weeks. And then I
Speaker 1: was going to stay home because I just like the
Speaker 1: little highs and lows, just a little like the summer. Oh,
Speaker 1: that was what it was, the transition of leaving the Hampton's.
Speaker 1: The idea of a transition gives me anxiety. So it's
Speaker 1: like the summer's about to be over, and I have
Speaker 1: anxiety about the idea of it, Like, wait, we're not
Speaker 1: on the beach anymore, I'm not doing the walks anymore.
Speaker 1: But once it already, once it happens, then I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Like then I'm jumping into fall. Then I'm happy about
Speaker 1: where I am in the suburbs, and like the fall,
Speaker 1: the leaves and everything. It's like the idea of things
Speaker 1: are worse than the reality. The reality is no, I'm
Speaker 1: happy here, I'm happy there. If you're happy, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter where you are. But the idea of the transition
Speaker 1: can give me anxiety. So but I'm still try to
Speaker 1: be super positive and say yes to things. So I
Speaker 1: was asked to go by my former assistant and her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Do I want to meet them? In mad talk?
Speaker 1: And my inclination is always just like no, like blow
Speaker 1: it off, say yes, but they can stop by the
Speaker 1: house and just like punt it. But this was the
Speaker 1: summer of like yes. So Taylor I haven't seen in
Speaker 1: a long time, and I said, okay, Surfudge, I don't know,
Speaker 1: And I texted the person who runs Surflage and they said, oh,
Speaker 1: it might be fun for you.
Speaker 2: Fifty cent is performing. Now, let me give you context
Speaker 2: on this.
Speaker 1: My past relationship, fifty cent was performing one night and
Speaker 1: it sounded good and we got there and it was
Speaker 1: like a little crowded and difficult to navigate, and this
Speaker 1: person was not that comfortable with that, and it then
Speaker 1: makes you feel like self conscious about the other person
Speaker 1: and you want like them to not feel uncomfortable, and
Speaker 1: so lo and behold, we never saw fifty cent. We
Speaker 1: just left, and it was like, go all the way
Speaker 1: to man talk to leave, because when you walk on
Speaker 1: eggshells sometimes about how other people in your party are feeling,
Speaker 1: you can't relax. So this time I texted the person
Speaker 1: went to fifty cent had a great table and like
Speaker 1: was just open. And I'm not one who would normally
Speaker 1: wh would I normally want to be? Like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Labor Day weekend to Manta at the
Speaker 1: last minute to see fifty cent. It's gonna be a zoo.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be ripped to shreds. Why would I do this?
Speaker 1: This sounds ridiculous. Everyone's gonna try to do this. This
Speaker 1: is like insane. It's like New year's Eve Times Square.
Speaker 1: But guess what I said, Yes, I got dressed up,
Speaker 1: so did they.
Speaker 2: I met them.
Speaker 1: I brought Tim Dillon, who has a podcast and is
Speaker 1: like a big, you know, very successful, opinionated person. He
Speaker 1: was like, he's a place of yes person too. He's
Speaker 1: just like sure, And I love that I found I
Speaker 1: made a new friend this summer that like is a
Speaker 1: place of yes. Like he's just like a good wing person.
Speaker 1: You want to go to the Mets game? My friends
Speaker 1: own the team. Sure, He's like, you want to go
Speaker 1: to the US Open last night? I have courtside tickets
Speaker 1: And to Bethany, I'm gonna speak to myself in the
Speaker 1: third person. That's that means, wait a second, I gotta
Speaker 1: get ready. I gotta get in the car. I gotta
Speaker 1: deal with the traffic. I gotta deal with the crowds.
Speaker 1: I gotta like a za. Why am I saying yes?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I always say no. So Tim says, yes,
Speaker 1: come in a fifty cent And for some reason, I'm like,
Speaker 1: but you can just wing it. He's like yeah, cause
Speaker 1: like he's not gonna freak out if there's a crowd
Speaker 1: and it's not my fault. It's not my responsibility, but
Speaker 1: in my previous life I've felt that way. So turns
Speaker 1: out Tim Dylan is the greatest wing man in history,
Speaker 1: and like my husband, so he comes and I've got
Speaker 1: my former assistant and her boyfriend. You wouldn't think this
Speaker 1: is a likely combination of these people, but like we're
Speaker 1: all there and we walk in and thank shout out
Speaker 1: to Jama Cardozo, like from Surfledge. I've supported the seruflage
Speaker 1: for years, just post about it and like always liked it.
Speaker 1: But like they treated me like Lady Gaga. I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: Like sometimes a lot of times it goes sideways. Someone
Speaker 1: you know, it treats me like a loser, and I'm
Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't. It's just like I feel like
Speaker 1: a loser and we can't even move or walk or
Speaker 1: get a reservation cake, get a.
Speaker 2: Drink, and that's life.
Speaker 1: You know, that's totally life on this day, on this
Speaker 1: Labor Day weekend, to close out my adventure era summer,
Speaker 1: to just be place of yes to go at the
Speaker 1: last minute to see a hip hop artist. I walk
Speaker 1: in the seas part. I was having anxiety and thinking
Speaker 1: do I have my driver come in with me? Because
Speaker 1: last week. I was there and I was attacked by
Speaker 1: all these amazing women and talking to people, but like
Speaker 1: it's hard to step two feet. They gave me like
Speaker 1: a person to be with me the entire night, and
Speaker 1: we had this amazing cocktail waitress whose number I got.
Speaker 1: I also got the bus boys numbers, you know, and
Speaker 1: like we just had an amazing corner table, which meant
Speaker 1: that half of us were in like the restaurant, and
Speaker 1: behind me was the interior of the restaurant. There was
Speaker 1: an open window right behind me, and then to the
Speaker 1: right of me was the stage. Like I felt like
Speaker 1: I was in the middle of everything. This happened to
Speaker 1: me a couple of months ago at the living room
Speaker 1: in Miami, where they sat me on this major VIP
Speaker 1: couch in the center of the room, and I felt
Speaker 1: like Madonna. So this is this this night, I felt
Speaker 1: like Gaga. We just had a great table. You know.
Speaker 2: I spent a lot of mine.
Speaker 1: I spent thousands of dollars on like the bottle you
Speaker 1: have to buy or whatever nothing is. You know, they
Speaker 1: know I'm gonna do that, and that's why it's great
Speaker 1: that they did this. I tipped everybody I could see.
Speaker 1: I love bringing cash and becoming Antonio Montana and a
Speaker 1: night like this, like it's.
Speaker 2: One of these nights and I'm just like.
Speaker 1: And you got a hundred bucks, and you get a
Speaker 1: hundred bucks, so and I was like, it was giving fitty.
Speaker 1: The music was fun, I was drinking tequila. We had
Speaker 1: the best time dancing free and I loved surf luge
Speaker 1: because it's early. And two of the people that want
Speaker 1: to hate on montalk because it's become bougie and because
Speaker 1: it's bottle service in some places that is half fake news. Yes,
Speaker 1: there are places that do have bottle service, and of
Speaker 1: course they're going to try to make money in the
Speaker 1: only thirteen weeks that they have, which also four of
Speaker 1: them are going to be rainy, but they're also providing
Speaker 1: fifty cent why Cleff Jean, Like it's serious entertainment on
Speaker 1: the water. There's something for everybody. There's a little beachy
Speaker 1: area where people could just buy drinks. There's a regular bar,
Speaker 1: Like not everybody has to be a douchebag, like I
Speaker 1: chose that life, but like there's a pit in the
Speaker 1: front of the DJ where people are dancing, but it
Speaker 1: was civilized. Montog is great because it's highs and lows.
Speaker 1: It's fishermen, it's beach, it's life lifeguards. It's earthy, and
Speaker 1: it's Coachella, and it's douchey, and it's bottle service, and
Speaker 1: it's fitty, and it's Bethany, and it's every and it's
Speaker 1: assholes and it's not assholes. It's a melting pot. It's great,
Speaker 1: and the Hampton's overall. There's someone that I know that
Speaker 1: I'm spending time with who came for the Hamptons, to
Speaker 1: the Hamptons for the summer for the first time for
Speaker 1: several weeks, and they were all from They're from somewhere else,
Speaker 1: and they said, we thought it was going to be
Speaker 1: super sceny. We thought the Hamptons is gonna be superscny.
Speaker 1: And they realized the Hamptons is what you make of it.
Speaker 1: You can go over to Bill Bouquet in Sagharbor, to
Speaker 1: the Star Wars Bar and see every single doctor plastic
Speaker 1: surgeons work in New York City, okay, and every single
Speaker 1: divorce lawyer's client. You could see them all there if
Speaker 1: you want, Okay, But you go go to Montalk and
Speaker 1: like I said, you could see douchey bottle service, and
Speaker 1: you could see Coachella. You could see pilates instructors that
Speaker 1: are on Riya and producers, and you could see finance douchebags.
Speaker 1: You could see that one hundred percent. You could go
Speaker 1: to Hampton Bays and see people that are like bod.
Speaker 1: You could go to Greenport and see everybody making America
Speaker 1: great again, like at Claudio's drinking frozen drinks with their
Speaker 1: boats like the Hampton's. You go to the North the
Speaker 1: other Fork and go to a winery at the North
Speaker 1: Fork like you literally go to sag Harbor and have
Speaker 1: like Americana, like Americana little cute sea like sag Harbor
Speaker 1: Variety store, or go get a kite and like you know.
Speaker 1: And you can go to East Hampton and go to
Speaker 1: get a Louis VI time purse. And you can go
Speaker 1: to Southampton and see some wasps in Lily Pulitzer or
Speaker 1: go to like the little cheapos store that has like
Speaker 1: knock off Chanel bags on the side street, like it's
Speaker 1: whatever you want it to be. And the beaches are extraordinary.
Speaker 1: Cooper's Beach was named the second best beach in the country,
Speaker 1: second to Hawaii, So step the fuck off. If you
Speaker 1: want to hate on the Hamptons. Yes, you can see
Speaker 1: thirty dollars guacamola. You don't have to buy it, buy
Speaker 1: an avocado and make your own, but you can. You
Speaker 1: can be an asshole and buy the chicken salad that
Speaker 1: I made famous, or you could go buy a roast
Speaker 1: chicken for five dollars, seven dollars it can call it
Speaker 1: and make your own. Do whatever you want to do,
Speaker 1: but don't hate on it because I live there and
Speaker 1: I'm immersed in it and I know it. You know,
Speaker 1: like East Hampton Springs is for like real local, like
Speaker 1: it's just it's got everything.
Speaker 2: So that's am against it.
Speaker 1: You want to see rich people act poor, go to
Speaker 1: am against It. Rich people act like hippies and like
Speaker 1: Birkenstocks and eat granola chia. Go there for that. It's
Speaker 1: something for everyone. Sagaponic Goldman Sachs. You want to see
Speaker 1: the house from Billions, go to Sagaponic. Bag yourself a
Speaker 1: billionaire and get a yacht. You know, do whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do. So Surflage is amazing. The vibe is good.
Speaker 1: And they also it took them years to like get
Speaker 1: the program down, like it's not too crowded.
Speaker 2: There's not like a fire Marshall issue. It's fun.
Speaker 1: So then we leave there and we're going into sag
Speaker 1: Harbor and Tim is like, do you want to come
Speaker 1: to sag Harbor Tavern?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I have probably had five tequilas. That's what I think
Speaker 1: has happened. I think that's what has happened. And I
Speaker 1: don't think we've had dinner. Okay, So I am blind
Speaker 1: and we get to sag Harbor and I want to
Speaker 1: go to bill Bouque because that feels like klubby, and
Speaker 1: I want to meet this person that I want to
Speaker 1: meet there, and we this person says to me that
Speaker 1: like he's on a line.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you talking about? A line?
Speaker 1: And I'm like with sag Harbor and it's like weird.
Speaker 1: It's giving like on the end of the line for
Speaker 1: getting into a club in New York City, which is like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what we get there?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I'm on a fucking line, like and you know Peppy
Speaker 1: Lapew at the front in the pinstripe suit, acting like
Speaker 1: it was Howard from the Palladium in nineteen eighty four
Speaker 1: to get into the club, like which was the hottest
Speaker 1: club ever, like getting into Studio fifty four in the
Speaker 1: like the seventies, in the eighties, seventies and eighties, was
Speaker 1: you know that was Brookshield?
Speaker 2: It was and Andy Warhol, Keith Herring.
Speaker 1: Like sag Harbor, like you don't understand the security process
Speaker 1: and the way treat you, and you're like graveling and
Speaker 1: begging for scraps to go in there, to be in
Speaker 1: the Star Wars bar, to be in the Housewives dumpster fire,
Speaker 1: to be in the divorce a Den. It's like so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So I'm on the fucking line. So anyway, we don't
Speaker 1: get in. So now Tim had been saying we should
Speaker 1: go down to sag Harbor Tavern, and I'm two tequilaed
Speaker 1: in to remember I know this, like I know this
Speaker 1: by heart that the sag Harbor Tavern is the sister
Speaker 1: or brother restaurant to the Red Hook Tavern in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: that's known to have the best burger. Like that's what
Speaker 1: they say, the best burger, which they also say about
Speaker 1: Polar Bar in New York and other places Corner Bistro, Pj's, JG.
Speaker 2: Mellons. There are different styles whatever. So but I and I.
Speaker 1: Wanted to go to try the burger just because but
Speaker 1: like I hadn't, I wasn't obsessed with it. I wasn't
Speaker 1: fixated by it. It's got a line. One day, I'll
Speaker 1: go whatever. But in this moment, I'm not connecting that
Speaker 1: Tim Dillon is saying he's friends with the chef and
Speaker 1: it's at Sag Harbor Tavern, and I'm not connecting that
Speaker 1: this is the way to like just get the burger
Speaker 1: without having to go through any like lines or pomp
Speaker 1: and circumstances because it's late night. So now we go
Speaker 1: over there as like the leftovers, and he's got like
Speaker 1: fire pits outside and it's like this she cool environment,
Speaker 1: much better than Billbique, ironically, because this is like the
Speaker 1: sag Harbor Tavern with the burger, but it's just very
Speaker 1: it's vibing, it's across from the water.
Speaker 2: It's like really nice.
Speaker 1: So now Tim, I guess, is sitting with some very
Speaker 1: successful comedians. Andrew Schultz has like four and a half
Speaker 1: million TikTok followers and like sells out stadiums, and he
Speaker 1: was he did the Tom Brady roast and he's like
Speaker 1: a major comedian. I'm cross eyed, So I wouldn't even
Speaker 1: know that he's looking familiar, but like I'm that processing
Speaker 1: basic information. And I'm also with this guy that I'm
Speaker 1: hanging out with, and I'm just like having fun and
Speaker 1: living my life and we're just all like animals and
Speaker 1: chefs and animals are the same people. You should just
Speaker 1: know that they're the same humans. They're animals. It's late nights,
Speaker 1: it's gritty, it's jokes, it's inappropriate, it's politically incorrect. It's
Speaker 1: all just like it's all wrong and all so right,
Speaker 1: and just animals. So I'm the chef from Sarah Carbor.
Speaker 1: Tavern's there, this guy Andrew Schultz is there. All these
Speaker 1: other comedians are there, all these like put you know,
Speaker 1: people that work with him, managers, whatever. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like sort of this interesting version of la in New York,
Speaker 1: like in this backyard of the Saga Robert Tavern with
Speaker 1: Tim Dillon, who's like this irreverent comedian that like is
Speaker 1: so polarizing, and it's just like all my life, Like
Speaker 1: this is my life, this is these are my people,
Speaker 1: Like this is where I feel home. And we're just
Speaker 1: blasting each other and ripping on each other. And I
Speaker 1: walk up to Tim because I see that he as
Speaker 1: a burger cut in half, and I want to taste
Speaker 1: the burger, and they basically slap my hand like no,
Speaker 1: and the chef like no, because some of these people
Speaker 1: know I'm Chanelle and Chicken Salad famous, and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to buy it the burger, and the chef is like, again,
Speaker 1: I'm not processing information. But I later come to realize
Speaker 1: that he's like, no, you're not tasting like his burger,
Speaker 1: like you're getting your own burger.
Speaker 2: So I forgot. I was just hanging out and hanging
Speaker 2: out with my my friend.
Speaker 1: And and then like the burger shows up on this
Speaker 1: little table like I'm a pro, like I am the
Speaker 1: queen on a throne, and like there are jesters entertaining me,
Speaker 1: Tim Dillon and Andrew Shelter, the jesters, and like some
Speaker 1: minion is gonna come bring me like a cheese, take
Speaker 1: it away at once if it's not to my standing,
Speaker 1: like and I'm not asking for any of this, which
Speaker 1: is such a lesson that in life, like the universe
Speaker 1: brings you everything, Like I don't know, I would like
Speaker 1: die to meet someone like Andrew Sheltz and talk to him.
Speaker 1: I don't even know he knows who I am. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know who he was. I couldn't see I
Speaker 1: do you remember twirling my hands through his wife's hair,
Speaker 1: like I kept twirling her hair, like massaging her scalp. Why,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know her.
Speaker 1: And I couldn't pick her out of a lineup, but
Speaker 1: I could pick out her gorgeous, rich and thick, chocolity hair,
Speaker 1: like dark almost black hair, but I and I also
Speaker 1: remember saying she just had a baby and whatever. But
Speaker 1: I was like fondling her hair. So I'm sitting at
Speaker 1: this table and like a cheeseburger arrives and like now
Speaker 1: it's a thing, and I get my phone out and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a TikTok review And I don't realize
Speaker 1: obviously how buzzed I am and that I'm gonna like
Speaker 1: do this review which is led by Tequila. And I
Speaker 1: cut the burger in half as one does, and it's
Speaker 1: dry aged beef.
Speaker 2: And it's thick.
Speaker 1: It's like a thick burger, not like a smash burger.
Speaker 1: And I think it's so thick that it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like dense and not like fluffy, and it's like enveloped
Speaker 1: in the cheese. It's not like a slice, but you
Speaker 1: could see the corners. It's like it's almost like it's
Speaker 1: just in robed in this cheese. No garbage on top,
Speaker 1: no no no tomato, no onion. It has like a crisp,
Speaker 1: a soft like I always used to when brims a little,
Speaker 1: I'd say her tush was like a brioche bun. It's
Speaker 1: like a shiny, soft type bun with like sesame seeds
Speaker 1: on the top, and the bottom is like at this
Speaker 1: good flatness that looks like a Portuguese bun.
Speaker 2: And then it.
Speaker 1: Does have like a almost steamed onion right under it,
Speaker 1: which I would sometimes be offended by.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't raw.
Speaker 1: It was what I later learned out to be that
Speaker 1: the scalding grill meeting the meat like just ever so
Speaker 1: slightly cooks that onion like tight, like okay, cut it
Speaker 1: in half, get the ketchup mustard mixture, take a bite,
Speaker 1: and it's like the juice is dripping down my arm,
Speaker 1: the steam is steaming my face, and people in my
Speaker 1: comments are like, it's too raw, and it was not
Speaker 1: where I was medium rare. Don't be a fucking savage
Speaker 1: animal eating a medium burger, and you let the chef
Speaker 1: he wants to bring the cow out and make sushi,
Speaker 1: that's his business, Like I'm letting him do what he
Speaker 1: wants to fucking do. Okay, the burger was sublime. It
Speaker 1: was so like delicious and fluffy and airy, and it
Speaker 1: was like a little like air like a throat pit,
Speaker 1: like a mattress, like just like a soft down mattress,
Speaker 1: and it was it was sick. And they have cottage fries,
Speaker 1: which are those round they almost look like potato chips round,
Speaker 1: but they're thicker with like a bend in them, like
Speaker 1: a like if the thickest ridgy potato could ever be.
Speaker 1: And there was such pride in that chef who's got
Speaker 1: the most famous burger right now, And he's covered in tats,
Speaker 1: he's got a rolex on, he's got baby skin like,
Speaker 1: he's got almost like reddish hair, pink puma sneakers. Like
Speaker 1: name is Billy doesn't want the fame, doesn't want to
Speaker 1: be in my video. Just wants me to like this
Speaker 1: burger because like he just wants the he's the pride
Speaker 1: of the burger, you know what I mean. And Andrew
Speaker 1: Schultz is like it's the Chanelle of Burgers, which is
Speaker 1: the greatest line of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: I felt so proud.
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt like more of a star
Speaker 1: there than like getting the an MTV Lifetime Achievement Award.
Speaker 2: I just was like I made it like a chef is.
Speaker 1: Coming over and like presenting a famous burger and then
Speaker 1: I can go get the burger and I want and
Speaker 1: that the burger has like over a million views on
Speaker 1: that burger, and like people like Tommy Mottola and Talia
Speaker 1: are reaching out to me, like we want the burger,
Speaker 1: like it's amazing.
Speaker 2: So it was.
Speaker 1: And then we all went back to Douche Bouquet Bill
Speaker 1: Bouque aka Douche Bouquet, and they wouldn't let one member
Speaker 1: of the group that we were within because they were
Speaker 1: wearing shorts. And of course I was battling with the
Speaker 1: doorman because it was ridiculous and we they were stupid.
Speaker 1: And I ran into somebody that I had gone on
Speaker 1: a couple of dates with. While I was on a
Speaker 1: date and there were houses, it was just like a
Speaker 1: shit show, and I said to the person I was
Speaker 1: out with who was meeting me that wasn't with me
Speaker 1: a fitty, I go, I'm coming in on fuego, like,
Speaker 1: don't light a match near me. And it was an
Speaker 1: iconic night, and Tim Dillon and my assistant and many
Speaker 1: people that night said it was their best night of
Speaker 1: the summer. And we closed out the summer with such
Speaker 1: a roaring bang, and I felt like responsible, I felt
Speaker 1: like proud.
Speaker 2: I felt like, wow, that was so fun.
Speaker 1: And I would not normally tell you guys this, but
Speaker 1: the Lord's work is never easy. The next day, I
Speaker 1: woke up to leave the Hamptons for the summer, threw
Speaker 1: up in the garbage can in my car, drank laid
Speaker 1: in the bed, drank green juice. And today I'm on
Speaker 1: day five of like my campaign for excellence, like just
Speaker 1: it's been all like organic and no drinking, and like
Speaker 1: my body is a temple and I have massive news
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks and I need to like
Speaker 1: look great, and I'm in my supermodel era, so I
Speaker 1: went for my adventure. I've gone from my adventure era
Speaker 1: to my supermodel era.