1 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: Okay, so let's talk about my Labor Day weekend, which 2 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: was the end of a brief, crazy chapter that was 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: so fun. It was the summer after my mother's death, 4 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: a significant life change, and it felt like I was 5 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:35,959 Speaker 1: this butterfly. I feel like a butterfly that has been 6 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: in a cocoon, like just sort of at rest, like 7 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: a bear in hibernation. If you look at my steps 8 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: on my phone, it says right now that my steps 9 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: average this year. And people always ask me if I 10 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: work out, and I don't work out. I just walk, 11 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: so that's all that I do. But last year, the 12 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: average steps I had for twenty twenty was three thousand, 13 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: nine hundred and forty one a day. That's horrendous and 14 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: not great. And I don't exercise, and I I was 15 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: in a medium grade depression, Like I wasn't like, can't 16 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: get out of bed. 17 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 2: I didn't even know I was depressed. 18 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: I was sort of a little uninspired in my life, 19 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: and it manifested itself with not exercising, and. 20 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 2: I just was a little dead. 21 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: Do you ever get like just dead, You're just like 22 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: not You're not you know, it's not great, it's not bad. 23 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 2: You're just like sort of like dead. 24 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: So that was my steps last year three thousand, nine 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: hundred and forty one and my steps this year in 26 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. The average seven six hundred and eighteen. 27 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: So like that Celine Dion, I'm a live song that 28 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: was playing like when my mother passed away, right, you know, 29 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 1: to like for me to emerge. 30 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 2: It just felt like my anthem. 31 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: It felt like my body was propelling me to be alive, 32 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: even even more than my mind, like or my heart. 33 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: I just was like I just was out of a 34 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: deep slumber. It was crazy. So with that, this enter 35 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: my adventure era and I was doing therapy. I've been 36 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: very serious about my therapy and working on myself and 37 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 1: then eventually decided to enter into the dating space. Was 38 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 1: open and honest about it, fairly public, not that you 39 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: would ever know anyone I was dating, but like that, 40 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: I have been just like flawed about it and this 41 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,959 Speaker 1: guy blew me off, or this one's a crazy person, 42 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 1: or this one's a catfish or this one to you know, 43 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 1: to share with people, because I think so many people 44 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: go through so many things with the relationships. And that's 45 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: why the dating podcast has been amazing, because it's just 46 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: like let's talk about it. You know, we come in 47 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: I was on the phone with my therapist today, and 48 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 1: we come in with our own stuff, like we have 49 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,519 Speaker 1: our own not only DNA, our own triggers, our own 50 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: things that inform how we conduct ourselves, and are we 51 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: going to intervene in that? Are we going to work 52 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: on ourselves so we change in future relationships, like, but 53 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: there's a lot to navigate in dating. 54 00:02:57,639 --> 00:02:58,799 Speaker 2: So I decided to share it. 55 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: And I also messy, you know, like drinking and posting 56 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: like a little bit buzzed, and just like I've been honest. 57 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm always honest, but it's just like the 58 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: honesty of this new slightly more unhinged and messy phase 59 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: has been a different story. So this summer the new 60 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 1: beach house was like I really am alive. This is 61 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: my dream to be on the sand and walk every day. 62 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: That's the only thing I really, it's my therapy. So 63 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: that was amazing. And then to say yes to like 64 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: I was saying yes, like let's go, let's go out, 65 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna go to that, We're gonna go to this. 66 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 1: It jammed me up a little. I was a little 67 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: too accessible at points. You know, like I was going 68 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: and doing personal appearances for free by accident because I 69 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: thought that I was going to something social and then 70 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: it became like a fan event in some cases, and 71 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 1: I got ahead of my skis because I can be 72 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: too accessible. That's what I'm told by the people I 73 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: work with, Like I get my phone number out and 74 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: I think, like everyone's my best friend and everyone has 75 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: good intentions. 76 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 2: And I think the same thing with men. 77 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a public person I'm ready to 78 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: go out with, so I'm going to tell them everything. 79 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 2: Like so I'm you know, I could be I'm too open. 80 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 2: I'm either very open or very closed. 81 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: I don't have ad like I'm either I don't like 82 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: people and I don't want to talk to anyone, or 83 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 1: I'm out and I'm having three margarita's and I'm giving 84 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: my phone number to the bus boy. Like it's there's 85 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,640 Speaker 1: not a lot of gray. So I've been living and 86 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 1: it's been amazing. Also, like I've been getting a little 87 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 1: I've been getting buzz and I don't like the way 88 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 1: that makes me feel the next day. And but it's 89 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: been super fun too, like staying up late sometimes and 90 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 1: you know, I've had some romance which I'm not going 91 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: to get into because it's now becoming something I want 92 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: to preserve for myself. 93 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 2: So it's fun. 94 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: But like I've been a little over my skis, you know, 95 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: like had to some days, Like I had to just 96 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 1: like rest because it was so I was so tired 97 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: from the night before, and like what did I do? 98 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,359 Speaker 1: And like a little juvenile for me, you know, but 99 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: still alive and fun and happy. People around me say, 100 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,159 Speaker 1: I'm much happier than I've ever been. I'm like things 101 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: at work are crazy flying in, like opportunities flying in. 102 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: There's something I've to announce soon that is so crazy. 103 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: Like it's like things are just coming. I feel like 104 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: I'm acepentur and like animals are just flying like around me, 105 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: like I'm the just crazy. Stuff is just swirling. So 106 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: good energy begets good energy. I will tell you that 107 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: you have to find a way to find your smile, 108 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: like they said in City Slickers, find your happiness. It's 109 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 1: easier said than done, because you may not even know 110 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: that you've lost it. Who you surround yourself is big. 111 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: If someone's dimming your light in your life, you have 112 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,479 Speaker 1: to step away from that. If you have people around 113 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 1: you that are negative influences or just have negative energy 114 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: or unhappy. These things are all real. These things are 115 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: things people say. It's real people. It's contagious, Like it's 116 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: hard to do and to discern, but you got to 117 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: kind of just clear away the garbage and surround yourself 118 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 1: with positivity. And I've been pretty happy so this past weekend, 119 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: and I've had highs and lows. There have been days, 120 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: you know, there have been dates where I think I 121 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: like someone. Then it like goes low and you get 122 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: a little depressed and you're gonna be happier alone, but 123 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: you really aren't because you would love to ultimately get 124 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: in a relationship. Are you ever going to meet somebody? 125 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 1: Like you know, you go up and down. I'm really 126 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,479 Speaker 1: happy with my daughter because I have a full life 127 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: and a career, But then you're a spinster. I mean, 128 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:02,359 Speaker 1: it's like it's a roller coaster. I'm sure many of 129 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 1: you know that. You know, no two days are the same. Also, 130 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,360 Speaker 1: if you had six margarita's night before, you're going to 131 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: feel a little differently today than you did last week 132 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: when you were you know, doing a yoga chia practice. 133 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 2: It's like these are the roller coaster things we go on, 134 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 2: and I do. 135 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: I did learn that, Like the thing that's really resonated 136 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: is to get yourself healthy before getting involved with anyone else. 137 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 1: Like we rush into wanting to meet someone because we 138 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: get scared and we want to connect and we want 139 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: to love and depending upon our past issues or abandonment 140 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: or whatever, like you want something, But the truth is, 141 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: you can't really go get something if you're a personal mess. 142 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: You can't go get a job because you're going to 143 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:40,799 Speaker 1: be a mess. 144 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 2: At that job. 145 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 1: And I've hired people and had people work for me 146 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 1: that are smart people that have had a mess in 147 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,280 Speaker 1: their life and they're a mess at the job and 148 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 1: they get fired or it's a disaster. So you can't 149 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 1: be that either because you could end up meeting someone 150 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 1: amazing in a relationship or just to date. And like, 151 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 1: if you're a disaster, and even if you're not a 152 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 1: full disaster, it's best to go into to a new 153 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: chapter trying to really work on yourself and say, am 154 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: I the employee I would like to hire. Am I 155 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 1: the person that I would like to date? Am I 156 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: the friend that I would like to have, Like you know, 157 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: am I the teammate on a sports team that I 158 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 1: would like to be like that self exploration is really important, 159 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 1: and that's been That's something that I'm really going to 160 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 1: focus on in the fall. Like that's a big fall 161 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: thing for me right now, not resting on my laurels 162 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: of Oh, I did the work after my mother died 163 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: and I'm happier, and then getting back into my old habits, 164 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: Like even in dating, I see some of my old habits, 165 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: my abandonment, my caginess, like my getting triggered, my not 166 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: trusting people because of past experiences. I'm seeing that all 167 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,120 Speaker 1: come to the surface. So it's like time for like 168 00:07:45,600 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: therapy to actually be intentional. So I was out in 169 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: the Hampton's Labor Day weekend and I went out. 170 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 2: I've been out a bit. 171 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: I've been out with you know, I've seen I've had 172 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 1: a little romance, and I been out in that regard 173 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: a lot in the last several weeks. And then I 174 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: was going to stay home because I just like the 175 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: little highs and lows, just a little like the summer. Oh, 176 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: that was what it was, the transition of leaving the Hampton's. 177 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 1: The idea of a transition gives me anxiety. So it's 178 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: like the summer's about to be over, and I have 179 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 1: anxiety about the idea of it, Like, wait, we're not 180 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: on the beach anymore, I'm not doing the walks anymore. 181 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 1: But once it already, once it happens, then I'm okay. 182 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: Like then I'm jumping into fall. Then I'm happy about 183 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 1: where I am in the suburbs, and like the fall, 184 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 1: the leaves and everything. It's like the idea of things 185 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,199 Speaker 1: are worse than the reality. The reality is no, I'm 186 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,319 Speaker 1: happy here, I'm happy there. If you're happy, it doesn't 187 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: matter where you are. But the idea of the transition 188 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 1: can give me anxiety. So but I'm still try to 189 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 1: be super positive and say yes to things. So I 190 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 1: was asked to go by my former assistant and her boyfriend. 191 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,080 Speaker 2: Do I want to meet them? In mad talk? 192 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 1: And my inclination is always just like no, like blow 193 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 1: it off, say yes, but they can stop by the 194 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,680 Speaker 1: house and just like punt it. But this was the 195 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:19,199 Speaker 1: summer of like yes. So Taylor I haven't seen in 196 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 1: a long time, and I said, okay, Surfudge, I don't know, 197 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:25,679 Speaker 1: And I texted the person who runs Surflage and they said, oh, 198 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 1: it might be fun for you. 199 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 2: Fifty cent is performing. Now, let me give you context 200 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:29,560 Speaker 2: on this. 201 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:32,959 Speaker 1: My past relationship, fifty cent was performing one night and 202 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: it sounded good and we got there and it was 203 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 1: like a little crowded and difficult to navigate, and this 204 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,520 Speaker 1: person was not that comfortable with that, and it then 205 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 1: makes you feel like self conscious about the other person 206 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,840 Speaker 1: and you want like them to not feel uncomfortable, and 207 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 1: so lo and behold, we never saw fifty cent. We 208 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,079 Speaker 1: just left, and it was like, go all the way 209 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,720 Speaker 1: to man talk to leave, because when you walk on 210 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,680 Speaker 1: eggshells sometimes about how other people in your party are feeling, 211 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 1: you can't relax. So this time I texted the person 212 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 1: went to fifty cent had a great table and like 213 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: was just open. And I'm not one who would normally 214 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:08,439 Speaker 1: wh would I normally want to be? Like, wait a second, 215 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Labor Day weekend to Manta at the 216 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,559 Speaker 1: last minute to see fifty cent. It's gonna be a zoo. 217 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:16,079 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be ripped to shreds. Why would I do this? 218 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,240 Speaker 1: This sounds ridiculous. Everyone's gonna try to do this. This 219 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,560 Speaker 1: is like insane. It's like New year's Eve Times Square. 220 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,800 Speaker 1: But guess what I said, Yes, I got dressed up, 221 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 1: so did they. 222 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 2: I met them. 223 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: I brought Tim Dillon, who has a podcast and is 224 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:32,160 Speaker 1: like a big, you know, very successful, opinionated person. He 225 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 1: was like, he's a place of yes person too. He's 226 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,000 Speaker 1: just like sure, And I love that I found I 227 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,559 Speaker 1: made a new friend this summer that like is a 228 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: place of yes. Like he's just like a good wing person. 229 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,199 Speaker 1: You want to go to the Mets game? My friends 230 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 1: own the team. Sure, He's like, you want to go 231 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 1: to the US Open last night? I have courtside tickets 232 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,600 Speaker 1: And to Bethany, I'm gonna speak to myself in the 233 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,720 Speaker 1: third person. That's that means, wait a second, I gotta 234 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: get ready. I gotta get in the car. I gotta 235 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 1: deal with the traffic. I gotta deal with the crowds. 236 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 1: I gotta like a za. Why am I saying yes? 237 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:01,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. I always say no. So Tim says, yes, 238 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,760 Speaker 1: come in a fifty cent And for some reason, I'm like, 239 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 1: but you can just wing it. He's like yeah, cause 240 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,079 Speaker 1: like he's not gonna freak out if there's a crowd 241 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 1: and it's not my fault. It's not my responsibility, but 242 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:14,280 Speaker 1: in my previous life I've felt that way. So turns 243 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,200 Speaker 1: out Tim Dylan is the greatest wing man in history, 244 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,200 Speaker 1: and like my husband, so he comes and I've got 245 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,440 Speaker 1: my former assistant and her boyfriend. You wouldn't think this 246 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: is a likely combination of these people, but like we're 247 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:28,319 Speaker 1: all there and we walk in and thank shout out 248 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 1: to Jama Cardozo, like from Surfledge. I've supported the seruflage 249 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: for years, just post about it and like always liked it. 250 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 1: But like they treated me like Lady Gaga. I'm not kidding, 251 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,679 Speaker 1: Like sometimes a lot of times it goes sideways. Someone 252 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 1: you know, it treats me like a loser, and I'm 253 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't. It's just like I feel like 254 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 1: a loser and we can't even move or walk or 255 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 1: get a reservation cake, get a. 256 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,720 Speaker 2: Drink, and that's life. 257 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:54,079 Speaker 1: You know, that's totally life on this day, on this 258 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: Labor Day weekend, to close out my adventure era summer, 259 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,599 Speaker 1: to just be place of yes to go at the 260 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 1: last minute to see a hip hop artist. I walk 261 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,840 Speaker 1: in the seas part. I was having anxiety and thinking 262 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,600 Speaker 1: do I have my driver come in with me? Because 263 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,360 Speaker 1: last week. I was there and I was attacked by 264 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: all these amazing women and talking to people, but like 265 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,600 Speaker 1: it's hard to step two feet. They gave me like 266 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,719 Speaker 1: a person to be with me the entire night, and 267 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: we had this amazing cocktail waitress whose number I got. 268 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 1: I also got the bus boys numbers, you know, and 269 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: like we just had an amazing corner table, which meant 270 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:30,360 Speaker 1: that half of us were in like the restaurant, and 271 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,559 Speaker 1: behind me was the interior of the restaurant. There was 272 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:34,720 Speaker 1: an open window right behind me, and then to the 273 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,640 Speaker 1: right of me was the stage. Like I felt like 274 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 1: I was in the middle of everything. This happened to 275 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,439 Speaker 1: me a couple of months ago at the living room 276 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 1: in Miami, where they sat me on this major VIP 277 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 1: couch in the center of the room, and I felt 278 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,800 Speaker 1: like Madonna. So this is this this night, I felt 279 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,600 Speaker 1: like Gaga. We just had a great table. You know. 280 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 2: I spent a lot of mine. 281 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,200 Speaker 1: I spent thousands of dollars on like the bottle you 282 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,839 Speaker 1: have to buy or whatever nothing is. You know, they 283 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,480 Speaker 1: know I'm gonna do that, and that's why it's great 284 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: that they did this. I tipped everybody I could see. 285 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,480 Speaker 1: I love bringing cash and becoming Antonio Montana and a 286 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:04,560 Speaker 1: night like this, like it's. 287 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,680 Speaker 2: One of these nights and I'm just like. 288 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,480 Speaker 1: And you got a hundred bucks, and you get a 289 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:11,040 Speaker 1: hundred bucks, so and I was like, it was giving fitty. 290 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 1: The music was fun, I was drinking tequila. We had 291 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: the best time dancing free and I loved surf luge 292 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,080 Speaker 1: because it's early. And two of the people that want 293 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,440 Speaker 1: to hate on montalk because it's become bougie and because 294 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 1: it's bottle service in some places that is half fake news. Yes, 295 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,199 Speaker 1: there are places that do have bottle service, and of 296 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 1: course they're going to try to make money in the 297 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 1: only thirteen weeks that they have, which also four of 298 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,080 Speaker 1: them are going to be rainy, but they're also providing 299 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,080 Speaker 1: fifty cent why Cleff Jean, Like it's serious entertainment on 300 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 1: the water. There's something for everybody. There's a little beachy 301 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,720 Speaker 1: area where people could just buy drinks. There's a regular bar, 302 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: Like not everybody has to be a douchebag, like I 303 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,680 Speaker 1: chose that life, but like there's a pit in the 304 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,680 Speaker 1: front of the DJ where people are dancing, but it 305 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 1: was civilized. Montog is great because it's highs and lows. 306 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: It's fishermen, it's beach, it's life lifeguards. It's earthy, and 307 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 1: it's Coachella, and it's douchey, and it's bottle service, and 308 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,080 Speaker 1: it's fitty, and it's Bethany, and it's every and it's 309 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:13,040 Speaker 1: assholes and it's not assholes. It's a melting pot. It's great, 310 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:16,040 Speaker 1: and the Hampton's overall. There's someone that I know that 311 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,959 Speaker 1: I'm spending time with who came for the Hamptons, to 312 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: the Hamptons for the summer for the first time for 313 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: several weeks, and they were all from They're from somewhere else, 314 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 1: and they said, we thought it was going to be 315 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 1: super sceny. We thought the Hamptons is gonna be superscny. 316 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,600 Speaker 1: And they realized the Hamptons is what you make of it. 317 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 1: You can go over to Bill Bouquet in Sagharbor, to 318 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: the Star Wars Bar and see every single doctor plastic 319 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 1: surgeons work in New York City, okay, and every single 320 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: divorce lawyer's client. You could see them all there if 321 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: you want, Okay, But you go go to Montalk and 322 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: like I said, you could see douchey bottle service, and 323 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,360 Speaker 1: you could see Coachella. You could see pilates instructors that 324 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 1: are on Riya and producers, and you could see finance douchebags. 325 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,400 Speaker 1: You could see that one hundred percent. You could go 326 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: to Hampton Bays and see people that are like bod. 327 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,320 Speaker 1: You could go to Greenport and see everybody making America 328 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,880 Speaker 1: great again, like at Claudio's drinking frozen drinks with their 329 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 1: boats like the Hampton's. You go to the North the 330 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: other Fork and go to a winery at the North 331 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 1: Fork like you literally go to sag Harbor and have 332 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,960 Speaker 1: like Americana, like Americana little cute sea like sag Harbor 333 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 1: Variety store, or go get a kite and like you know. 334 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: And you can go to East Hampton and go to 335 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,040 Speaker 1: get a Louis VI time purse. And you can go 336 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,120 Speaker 1: to Southampton and see some wasps in Lily Pulitzer or 337 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 1: go to like the little cheapos store that has like 338 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 1: knock off Chanel bags on the side street, like it's 339 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,960 Speaker 1: whatever you want it to be. And the beaches are extraordinary. 340 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 1: Cooper's Beach was named the second best beach in the country, 341 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,440 Speaker 1: second to Hawaii, So step the fuck off. If you 342 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 1: want to hate on the Hamptons. Yes, you can see 343 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 1: thirty dollars guacamola. You don't have to buy it, buy 344 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 1: an avocado and make your own, but you can. You 345 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 1: can be an asshole and buy the chicken salad that 346 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: I made famous, or you could go buy a roast 347 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,040 Speaker 1: chicken for five dollars, seven dollars it can call it 348 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,960 Speaker 1: and make your own. Do whatever you want to do, 349 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: but don't hate on it because I live there and 350 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaker 1: I'm immersed in it and I know it. You know, 351 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,880 Speaker 1: like East Hampton Springs is for like real local, like 352 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,200 Speaker 1: it's just it's got everything. 353 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 2: So that's am against it. 354 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: You want to see rich people act poor, go to 355 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 1: am against It. Rich people act like hippies and like 356 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:21,520 Speaker 1: Birkenstocks and eat granola chia. Go there for that. It's 357 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 1: something for everyone. Sagaponic Goldman Sachs. You want to see 358 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 1: the house from Billions, go to Sagaponic. Bag yourself a 359 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 1: billionaire and get a yacht. You know, do whatever you 360 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:47,600 Speaker 1: want to do. So Surflage is amazing. The vibe is good. 361 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: And they also it took them years to like get 362 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 1: the program down, like it's not too crowded. 363 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 2: There's not like a fire Marshall issue. It's fun. 364 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 1: So then we leave there and we're going into sag 365 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 1: Harbor and Tim is like, do you want to come 366 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,280 Speaker 1: to sag Harbor Tavern? 367 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 2: Now? 368 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,320 Speaker 1: I have probably had five tequilas. That's what I think 369 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,480 Speaker 1: has happened. I think that's what has happened. And I 370 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:08,120 Speaker 1: don't think we've had dinner. Okay, So I am blind 371 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:12,480 Speaker 1: and we get to sag Harbor and I want to 372 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 1: go to bill Bouque because that feels like klubby, and 373 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,800 Speaker 1: I want to meet this person that I want to 374 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 1: meet there, and we this person says to me that 375 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,760 Speaker 1: like he's on a line. 376 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:26,000 Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you talking about? A line? 377 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 1: And I'm like with sag Harbor and it's like weird. 378 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 1: It's giving like on the end of the line for 379 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,359 Speaker 1: getting into a club in New York City, which is like, 380 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, what we get there? 381 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,040 Speaker 2: Now? 382 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,160 Speaker 1: I'm on a fucking line, like and you know Peppy 383 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,199 Speaker 1: Lapew at the front in the pinstripe suit, acting like 384 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,520 Speaker 1: it was Howard from the Palladium in nineteen eighty four 385 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,679 Speaker 1: to get into the club, like which was the hottest 386 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 1: club ever, like getting into Studio fifty four in the 387 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,439 Speaker 1: like the seventies, in the eighties, seventies and eighties, was 388 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: you know that was Brookshield? 389 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 2: It was and Andy Warhol, Keith Herring. 390 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:59,479 Speaker 1: Like sag Harbor, like you don't understand the security process 391 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,639 Speaker 1: and the way treat you, and you're like graveling and 392 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,159 Speaker 1: begging for scraps to go in there, to be in 393 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,359 Speaker 1: the Star Wars bar, to be in the Housewives dumpster fire, 394 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:11,080 Speaker 1: to be in the divorce a Den. It's like so ridiculous. 395 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,480 Speaker 1: So I'm on the fucking line. So anyway, we don't 396 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 1: get in. So now Tim had been saying we should 397 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: go down to sag Harbor Tavern, and I'm two tequilaed 398 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,840 Speaker 1: in to remember I know this, like I know this 399 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,800 Speaker 1: by heart that the sag Harbor Tavern is the sister 400 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: or brother restaurant to the Red Hook Tavern in Brooklyn 401 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,960 Speaker 1: that's known to have the best burger. Like that's what 402 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,359 Speaker 1: they say, the best burger, which they also say about 403 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:36,680 Speaker 1: Polar Bar in New York and other places Corner Bistro, Pj's, JG. 404 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:41,160 Speaker 2: Mellons. There are different styles whatever. So but I and I. 405 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 1: Wanted to go to try the burger just because but 406 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 1: like I hadn't, I wasn't obsessed with it. I wasn't 407 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,400 Speaker 1: fixated by it. It's got a line. One day, I'll 408 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,639 Speaker 1: go whatever. But in this moment, I'm not connecting that 409 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,520 Speaker 1: Tim Dillon is saying he's friends with the chef and 410 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,639 Speaker 1: it's at Sag Harbor Tavern, and I'm not connecting that 411 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,000 Speaker 1: this is the way to like just get the burger 412 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 1: without having to go through any like lines or pomp 413 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,639 Speaker 1: and circumstances because it's late night. So now we go 414 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,720 Speaker 1: over there as like the leftovers, and he's got like 415 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,400 Speaker 1: fire pits outside and it's like this she cool environment, 416 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: much better than Billbique, ironically, because this is like the 417 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 1: sag Harbor Tavern with the burger, but it's just very 418 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: it's vibing, it's across from the water. 419 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,639 Speaker 2: It's like really nice. 420 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,960 Speaker 1: So now Tim, I guess, is sitting with some very 421 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 1: successful comedians. Andrew Schultz has like four and a half 422 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,119 Speaker 1: million TikTok followers and like sells out stadiums, and he 423 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,399 Speaker 1: was he did the Tom Brady roast and he's like 424 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,120 Speaker 1: a major comedian. I'm cross eyed, So I wouldn't even 425 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,200 Speaker 1: know that he's looking familiar, but like I'm that processing 426 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,800 Speaker 1: basic information. And I'm also with this guy that I'm 427 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: hanging out with, and I'm just like having fun and 428 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: living my life and we're just all like animals and 429 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 1: chefs and animals are the same people. You should just 430 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,600 Speaker 1: know that they're the same humans. They're animals. It's late nights, 431 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 1: it's gritty, it's jokes, it's inappropriate, it's politically incorrect. It's 432 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: all just like it's all wrong and all so right, 433 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:59,120 Speaker 1: and just animals. So I'm the chef from Sarah Carbor. 434 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,439 Speaker 1: Tavern's there, this guy Andrew Schultz is there. All these 435 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 1: other comedians are there, all these like put you know, 436 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,720 Speaker 1: people that work with him, managers, whatever. It's like it's 437 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,680 Speaker 1: like sort of this interesting version of la in New York, 438 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,320 Speaker 1: like in this backyard of the Saga Robert Tavern with 439 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:15,639 Speaker 1: Tim Dillon, who's like this irreverent comedian that like is 440 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,359 Speaker 1: so polarizing, and it's just like all my life, Like 441 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 1: this is my life, this is these are my people, 442 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: Like this is where I feel home. And we're just 443 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 1: blasting each other and ripping on each other. And I 444 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,640 Speaker 1: walk up to Tim because I see that he as 445 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 1: a burger cut in half, and I want to taste 446 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,320 Speaker 1: the burger, and they basically slap my hand like no, 447 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,920 Speaker 1: and the chef like no, because some of these people 448 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: know I'm Chanelle and Chicken Salad famous, and I just 449 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:41,480 Speaker 1: wanted to buy it the burger, and the chef is like, again, 450 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,080 Speaker 1: I'm not processing information. But I later come to realize 451 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 1: that he's like, no, you're not tasting like his burger, 452 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 1: like you're getting your own burger. 453 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,879 Speaker 2: So I forgot. I was just hanging out and hanging 454 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 2: out with my my friend. 455 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: And and then like the burger shows up on this 456 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,679 Speaker 1: little table like I'm a pro, like I am the 457 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:02,960 Speaker 1: queen on a throne, and like there are jesters entertaining me, 458 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 1: Tim Dillon and Andrew Shelter, the jesters, and like some 459 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,880 Speaker 1: minion is gonna come bring me like a cheese, take 460 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 1: it away at once if it's not to my standing, 461 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,560 Speaker 1: like and I'm not asking for any of this, which 462 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 1: is such a lesson that in life, like the universe 463 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,960 Speaker 1: brings you everything, Like I don't know, I would like 464 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,080 Speaker 1: die to meet someone like Andrew Sheltz and talk to him. 465 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,679 Speaker 1: I don't even know he knows who I am. I 466 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 1: didn't even know who he was. I couldn't see I 467 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,960 Speaker 1: do you remember twirling my hands through his wife's hair, 468 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: like I kept twirling her hair, like massaging her scalp. Why, 469 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. 470 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,320 Speaker 2: I don't know her. 471 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,359 Speaker 1: And I couldn't pick her out of a lineup, but 472 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,280 Speaker 1: I could pick out her gorgeous, rich and thick, chocolity hair, 473 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,000 Speaker 1: like dark almost black hair, but I and I also 474 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,359 Speaker 1: remember saying she just had a baby and whatever. But 475 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 1: I was like fondling her hair. So I'm sitting at 476 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,920 Speaker 1: this table and like a cheeseburger arrives and like now 477 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 1: it's a thing, and I get my phone out and 478 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a TikTok review And I don't realize 479 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,280 Speaker 1: obviously how buzzed I am and that I'm gonna like 480 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,960 Speaker 1: do this review which is led by Tequila. And I 481 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,439 Speaker 1: cut the burger in half as one does, and it's 482 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 1: dry aged beef. 483 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,720 Speaker 2: And it's thick. 484 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: It's like a thick burger, not like a smash burger. 485 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,639 Speaker 1: And I think it's so thick that it's gonna be 486 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,520 Speaker 1: like dense and not like fluffy, and it's like enveloped 487 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,000 Speaker 1: in the cheese. It's not like a slice, but you 488 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,680 Speaker 1: could see the corners. It's like it's almost like it's 489 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 1: just in robed in this cheese. No garbage on top, 490 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:28,240 Speaker 1: no no no tomato, no onion. It has like a crisp, 491 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,200 Speaker 1: a soft like I always used to when brims a little, 492 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: I'd say her tush was like a brioche bun. It's 493 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 1: like a shiny, soft type bun with like sesame seeds 494 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,879 Speaker 1: on the top, and the bottom is like at this 495 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,000 Speaker 1: good flatness that looks like a Portuguese bun. 496 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 2: And then it. 497 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,800 Speaker 1: Does have like a almost steamed onion right under it, 498 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,800 Speaker 1: which I would sometimes be offended by. 499 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,160 Speaker 2: But it wasn't raw. 500 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,879 Speaker 1: It was what I later learned out to be that 501 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,879 Speaker 1: the scalding grill meeting the meat like just ever so 502 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,040 Speaker 1: slightly cooks that onion like tight, like okay, cut it 503 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,479 Speaker 1: in half, get the ketchup mustard mixture, take a bite, 504 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 1: and it's like the juice is dripping down my arm, 505 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: the steam is steaming my face, and people in my 506 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,240 Speaker 1: comments are like, it's too raw, and it was not 507 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,120 Speaker 1: where I was medium rare. Don't be a fucking savage 508 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: animal eating a medium burger, and you let the chef 509 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,120 Speaker 1: he wants to bring the cow out and make sushi, 510 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,919 Speaker 1: that's his business, Like I'm letting him do what he 511 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:27,400 Speaker 1: wants to fucking do. Okay, the burger was sublime. It 512 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,439 Speaker 1: was so like delicious and fluffy and airy, and it 513 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 1: was like a little like air like a throat pit, 514 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,440 Speaker 1: like a mattress, like just like a soft down mattress, 515 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,120 Speaker 1: and it was it was sick. And they have cottage fries, 516 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,560 Speaker 1: which are those round they almost look like potato chips round, 517 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 1: but they're thicker with like a bend in them, like 518 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,360 Speaker 1: a like if the thickest ridgy potato could ever be. 519 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:53,040 Speaker 1: And there was such pride in that chef who's got 520 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,639 Speaker 1: the most famous burger right now, And he's covered in tats, 521 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,119 Speaker 1: he's got a rolex on, he's got baby skin like, 522 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 1: he's got almost like reddish hair, pink puma sneakers. Like 523 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,639 Speaker 1: name is Billy doesn't want the fame, doesn't want to 524 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,080 Speaker 1: be in my video. Just wants me to like this 525 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,600 Speaker 1: burger because like he just wants the he's the pride 526 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,639 Speaker 1: of the burger, you know what I mean. And Andrew 527 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 1: Schultz is like it's the Chanelle of Burgers, which is 528 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:16,920 Speaker 1: the greatest line of twenty twenty four. 529 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 2: I felt so proud. 530 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,679 Speaker 1: I felt like I felt like more of a star 531 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,160 Speaker 1: there than like getting the an MTV Lifetime Achievement Award. 532 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 2: I just was like I made it like a chef is. 533 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,600 Speaker 1: Coming over and like presenting a famous burger and then 534 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,159 Speaker 1: I can go get the burger and I want and 535 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 1: that the burger has like over a million views on 536 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,680 Speaker 1: that burger, and like people like Tommy Mottola and Talia 537 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 1: are reaching out to me, like we want the burger, 538 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,560 Speaker 1: like it's amazing. 539 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 2: So it was. 540 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,800 Speaker 1: And then we all went back to Douche Bouquet Bill 541 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 1: Bouque aka Douche Bouquet, and they wouldn't let one member 542 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,399 Speaker 1: of the group that we were within because they were 543 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,480 Speaker 1: wearing shorts. And of course I was battling with the 544 00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,680 Speaker 1: doorman because it was ridiculous and we they were stupid. 545 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,760 Speaker 1: And I ran into somebody that I had gone on 546 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,600 Speaker 1: a couple of dates with. While I was on a 547 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,439 Speaker 1: date and there were houses, it was just like a 548 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: shit show, and I said to the person I was 549 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,440 Speaker 1: out with who was meeting me that wasn't with me 550 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 1: a fitty, I go, I'm coming in on fuego, like, 551 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,399 Speaker 1: don't light a match near me. And it was an 552 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,160 Speaker 1: iconic night, and Tim Dillon and my assistant and many 553 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,119 Speaker 1: people that night said it was their best night of 554 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: the summer. And we closed out the summer with such 555 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,200 Speaker 1: a roaring bang, and I felt like responsible, I felt 556 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:31,679 Speaker 1: like proud. 557 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 2: I felt like, wow, that was so fun. 558 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: And I would not normally tell you guys this, but 559 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 1: the Lord's work is never easy. The next day, I 560 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,720 Speaker 1: woke up to leave the Hamptons for the summer, threw 561 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,440 Speaker 1: up in the garbage can in my car, drank laid 562 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,800 Speaker 1: in the bed, drank green juice. And today I'm on 563 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,879 Speaker 1: day five of like my campaign for excellence, like just 564 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,280 Speaker 1: it's been all like organic and no drinking, and like 565 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 1: my body is a temple and I have massive news 566 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,639 Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks and I need to like 567 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,840 Speaker 1: look great, and I'm in my supermodel era, so I 568 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 1: went for my adventure. I've gone from my adventure era 569 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,160 Speaker 1: to my supermodel era.