WEBVTT - EP 339: Emo Heaux Meets Emo Man 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:09.480 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision. Hey guys, 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:14.560 welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. I'm your girl, 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:17.880 Mandy b aka Paid the Sallion aka Full Court Pumps 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:19.040 a ka Dan Beach. 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:22.160 Hey y'all, I'm weezy. Welcome back for another episode. 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:23.520 We have a guest today. 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:26.800 I know we've been on our niggas ain't ship vibe right, 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.240 I'm really like, this is gonna be interesting spot, but 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:32.320 you're one of my faves. I'm a reality TV girl, 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:35.680 is my favorite? You're gonna introduce them of all time? Yeah, 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:40.519 but you know I love watching love and dating shows. 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:43.000 That's my thing, and so watching Perfect Match that's what 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:46.920 it was called. I'll be saying toot to handle and everybody, okay, 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:48.920 but you know it's Netflix and Dating and you're one 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:50.800 of my favorites on there. So we have Don Gabriel 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:52.200 today from Perfect Match. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:58.600 Everyone, don't is it rude to introduce you with. 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.880 There by saying I'm used to it by now? 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.520 So we got the emoj and an emo nigga today. Yeah, 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:09.360 it's really bad, Like, really, are you what? 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:11.720 I will literally suck a dick and cry after like 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:12.200 I'd be like. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:16.880 I understand why didn't you come? And it's bad. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:17.080 Bro. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.560 Like people sent me your clip and was like, not 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:20.000 your man. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.920 I've okay. I've been going on live right on TikTok 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:27.480 and they were like, I told him I was going 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:29.720 this podcast and they're like, oh, you sound like now 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:31.399 that you mentioned it, you sound like the guy that 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:34.400 keeps talking about And I was like, what, oh, because 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:35.039 you do look. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:39.160 Like her tight dress, you dressed like her type, and 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:41.319 you have dreads and you have the little nose ring 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:42.959 like you look like you could be gay. 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:46.440 But yeah, I get that. It's either I'm gay bisexual. 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:55.920 You have a full design set, sponge with it. I'm 0:01:55.960 --> 0:02:02.520 cool with. Oh, I'm cool with a guy I have 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:07.200 it like them buffed or like clear polish right maybe, 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:12.440 and that's it and that's it, like not even black, No, bitch, 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.880 I don't want to know. Like So for me, and 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:18.919 I've said it before, I like, so I'm bisexual when 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:22.320 I fuck bitches, have your nails done, your makeup done. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:26.839 I like super feminine women and I like super masculine men. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:33.280 This to me is feminine to me, to me bitches 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:37.440 to me, So my preference in my men would not 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:41.080 have their nazy. Mandy likes the prettiest looking dudes. Bro, 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.160 would they be rough? You know? Bro, my niggas be 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:46.240 rough though they find as fun but rough, like they 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.440 still got a touch day whatever whatever. They they don't 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.920 have nothing in New York, so I'm not gonna say 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.120 they tooking guns in New York. But they pretty as 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.720 fuck but rough. Okay, Like they'll be pretty as fun 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.160 and might have some tattoos on their face, but still 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.880 be like, damn, why you fucked up? You're pretty. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:00.880 I'm the opposite. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:01.200 I like. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.120 I like the the face, the body type and the 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.160 build looking super mask and then I like when they 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.200 just like put on whatever the they want. That to 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:11.400 me is very big dick energy. Like when I see, 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.720 like I don't know, it could be a dude who's. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.040 Tatted or tall or whatever the fuck it might be. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.639 That might screen masculinaitty to me, and then I see 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:19.800 they got their nails done or some. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.480 Shit, I'm like, you don't give a fuck, Like I 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:23.200 kind of like that. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:27.519 And also I don't know, maybe it's because I am 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.359 by does it make me think? 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:30.919 I don't know. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.440 I also like when men style me, Like remember when 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.440 people used to say Kanye was controlling because he would 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.120 dress him bro that would literally like soak me by 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:39.160 the fucking dress. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.400 Like, oh well, I mean I like, I like, I like, 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.640 you know, men who could dress, and I wouldn't mind 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.040 a man like telling me what he thinks looks nice 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:46.280 on me. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.760 But no, see like y G could dress, but he 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:50.760 doesn't look like he's the one piece and shit together. 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.480 Certain men can do that, and that's what I want. 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:55.920 Nonetheless, I'm sure it's for some. 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:59.560 Mad yeah, like if you have your preference, preference, it 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:01.040 is what it is, you know what I mean. I'm 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.040 not mad. I'm not going to appreciate you, like. 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:05.320 Yeah, and I didn't want to be disrespectful to you, 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:06.400 but you know they're cute. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.520 Yeah, No, I just it started. I started doing my 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.800 nails with my niece like a paint her nails, can't mind. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.400 Started taking to the salon, and then I started chilling 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.440 the slun. It was kind of like like I like 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:18.160 going get my hair done and say the barbershops like 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.400 therapy kind of a little bit. Yeah, like you know, 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.120 being around my homies and getting my haircut, talking about 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.160 barbies at my dad and going to like the nail 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.479 salon was like just being around woman by myself, and 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:28.600 it's like a different perspective. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.919 It's like a no, that's my problem. The salon lines 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.280 already be long, a bitch be having a wait. So 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.600 now the man coming in there making the price of 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:39.960 the jenal increase. The designs is increasing. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.480 No, I don't know how it was like those are expensive, 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:43.599 it sayer posts. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.960 Well, I mean like I got designs. He has a 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.320 different design per nail, different color, different I got. 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:50.559 I got a little bit of club now, so you know, okay, 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.440 so how much just a nice little ig post. 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.800 Oh that's like, oh my god, you're an influencer. Yuck. 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:01.000 I'm not proud of it, but it is. Yeah, I'm 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:01.880 gonna use the free ship. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.080 I know, that's right. I am mad. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:05.440 That is kind of crazy though, Like when you think 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:08.560 about how bro like people will hit me up, like, 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:09.960 oh can I get free studio time? 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:14.560 Bitch of Charlamne, don't you're not the free studio time? No? 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.919 And I think like there's this weird, weird medium of 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:20.680 the influencer attitude that they feel like they deserve everything. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:23.400 I was at fucking Katana the other day and this 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.400 girl was pissed when her bill came out and literally 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.200 was like, oh, can I do a story post to 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:27.840 a girl? 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:30.960 You ain't trying to do a story post? Like it's crazy, 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:32.960 But to be honest, I thought I was gonna have 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.040 to crapy hand rolls for free or like she does, 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:36.760 that's nuts. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.920 I'm gonna always pay and I'm always tip. But if 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:41.760 you like offer, if you're like, oh, I'll do this 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:43.640 for free, if you just want to come by, I'll 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.920 come through, tip you and post for you. But like 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:48.960 I'm always I'm gonna take advantage of the boom you 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:50.120 need to be cause yeah, you. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:53.240 Know what I'm saying. What I'll be mad about is, uh, 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.240 these makeup artists that a bitch be paying, They be 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:57.919 showing up late, and then they still want to be 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.919 tagged and want. 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.480 Me to have a whole who bro, I didn't make 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:05.160 up artists like make me walk outside do a twirl 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:06.200 and I was like, bitch, I have to go out. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.800 Bro. This was but not only that, if you late 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:12.160 to them, you gotta pay a late feed or they 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.719 can cancel on you, or they could deny service. We've 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:16.520 been on tour. I don't think we had one makeup 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.160 artist on time yet, and it's like, bitch, we gotta 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.680 we got ships to do, we gotta go on stage hunt. 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:22.960 Can you do it yourself? 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:23.480 No? 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.920 No, I don't even know how to leg bitch. I 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:28.400 didn't get to go back to New York, so I 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.480 don't even have ship. So I said, they gonna get 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:31.120 a little mess. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:33.360 Scared today, Thank God from New York. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:34.800 I live in New York. She lives here. She got 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:38.520 a whole closet. I'm I don't live here, Mandy. Are 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.440 you serious right now? I have an apartment here, an 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:42.360 apartment in New York. She lives in both places. She 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.440 lives you two apartments, yes, because she's trying to put 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:46.840 that l a shit on. Mean, that's not true. 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:49.560 Are you Are you from New York? Like you're born 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:49.880 in New York. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:50.839 We're both from Florida. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.320 Oh you're both from Florida. Oh we don't. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.640 Wow, you want to get us, you know what? 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.760 I don't know. I just know I'm from Canadis. So 0:06:57.839 --> 0:06:59.480 I'm learning about the States recently. 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:01.880 Okay, because you gave us was like the oh she 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:02.719 did for your nails? 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.000 Yeah, no, I just like I heard about Florida. I heard. 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:06.440 It's like a whole different place, like the wild West. 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.520 You were, right, Yeah, So let's get into some icebreakers 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.880 with you. We want to see how much you know. Okay, 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:13.760 talk to me, all right, I'm going to say a 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:15.720 word to you, and you're gonna tell me what that is. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:19.400 Okay, cocky, Oh yeah, I've you known what that is. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.240 That's when a bunch of people just like bust all 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:22.720 over your face. 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.280 Okay, what about frauding? 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:30.000 Frauding? That's I'm unfamiliar with fraudy, Okay, you're not. 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:34.600 By It's when two dicks are rubbing and it's like 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.200 you're basically dry humping, but with dick. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:37.720 It's like scissoring with dicks. 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.960 Like just Barry dicks, just like bear dicks. Frauding just 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.640 like trying to start a fire. I don't like that word, though. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.040 That's I don't like the word either. 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:46.320 YEA, quite a few. 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.360 Words I don't like, but I don't like tripping, and 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.440 that's what they call scissoring. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:50.920 Tripping. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:52.720 Tripping is another word for scissoring. 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:54.400 Oh see, I don't like that. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:58.120 I don't like the worst six. I think it could 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.680 be more elaborate. Three letters for one of the most 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:02.800 amazing things in the world. That's how fast we need 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.000 to say. I hate it sex. No, I need it 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.920 to be like longer than that. I need some more 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:08.840 syllables in that thing. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:10.520 What do you What do you say to you? Are 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.160 you like let's have sex, or you like let's fuck? 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:15.840 I do like fuck. That's not that. Don't give it 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.520 enough peck. I just need it to be longer. No, No, 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.560 Why don't you say how you asked for some dick mandy? 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.640 Hell no, I'm not going to do this. I don't 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.160 ask for it no more because I'm celibate. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:25.720 Are you I am? 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.240 When it's been about three months? Okay, good for you, 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.800 Thank you? What bitch, I gotta pride it away. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:37.360 You just got fingerbeaned finger does not count. I am celibate. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:39.720 It's had not sex. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.280 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, getting finger fuck bear. 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:49.120 Fuck fingerfuck isn't that many squirt, bitch, she put the 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.040 nails on a pussy. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:53.040 That was like, all right, bitch, you're back in. No, 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:57.319 I don't think so. Not based on my roles in 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:59.520 my uh so. I lived my own life and I 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:01.400 don't live life by the rules that you've put on me. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.760 I am celibateted and he's been celibant twice in the 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.880 seven years of the show. But the last time I 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.079 was fake, I just hated me in so much and 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:09.520 I was like, man, fuck these things. I ain't gonna 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.199 I don't want to give on pussy this time. 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:14.320 Is like it's traumatic, but you're buyer, right, So does 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.720 that work? Is it so against men or so both? 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:19.800 Both? Right now? Really? Yeah, it's actually a good point. 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:21.920 He might not trigger you. I don't want to fuck 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.559 with no bitches right now, I'm good. So why do 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.800 you got your nails like that? Because now it's just 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:29.400 how I get my fucking nails done and always be ready, 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:30.440 so you ain't got to get ready. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.719 Oh I do even notice that? Yeah, oh that's a thing. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:38.040 So they you know I'm thoughtful. But this is because 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.160 I would be open to meeting someone and having sex 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.680 on the first night, like if I'm really, really really 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:47.199 into them. It's like, I have my standards. I do 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.760 have my standards, but like I want to be ready 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:52.800 if i'm and if I get there to where I'm like, oh, 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.439 I really trust this man to take away my celibacy. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:10:01.079 You're not really you just really selective no, I'm really traumatized. So, 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:04.679 like I don't want to go into sex and start crying. 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:06.480 I don't want to go into sex and regret it. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:08.679 I really don't want to regret it. I don't want 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:12.000 to go into sex and like hate someone or like 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.839 that's the thing too, Like when I went to the 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:19.240 sex club and so like I like like froze up 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.439 with the thought of a man massaging me. Right, So 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.520 I don't want to go into something and keep going 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.400 into it and feel so uncomfortable that now in my mind, 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.920 I'm so uncomfortable. Maybe I feel violated, but I kind 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:32.880 of let this guy do it. I just don't even 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:34.400 want to be in a place to where I feel 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:36.199 like I'm even violated right now, because I know I'm 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.480 not in a place that I'm comfortable having sex, and 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.440 I don't want to put that onto somebody else. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.400 Yeah, so ever fucked the girl and then she just 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:42.880 started crying. 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:44.240 You're like, what the fuck did I do? And it 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:45.160 was some past shit. 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.720 Yeah yeah, but that was like when I was like really, 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.240 when I was like younger, that would happen. 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:52.640 Yeah, But like that's the thing, and I know I'm 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.480 to a place where I can say no, and I 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.000 don't have to go all the way, but to me, 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.920 I don't want to feel regret after it right now. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:00.600 So that's why I'm like, I'm chilling. 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.000 ID text with a woman that like right after we 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:05.040 were we were supposed to get up and go out 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.719 and have drinks somewhere, but we fucked super quick and 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.319 she got hella triggered at me standing up after it 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:12.000 and was like, I need you to lay down for 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:15.480 a second. She started getting really emotional, and I was like, damn, like, 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:18.640 you really don't know when you're sleeping with somebody there triggers. 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.559 And so I appreciate that because I was sitting there. 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:23.319 I mean, it was fine the first hour and I 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:24.840 was like, bro, I'm. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:28.679 Ready to go. I didn't call my drug delivery. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.400 Okay, let me ask you a question. So Mandy's fingers 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.200 are also like that because she likes butt play. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:39.040 So oh wait, okay, so the men and women? Oh okay, okay, yeah, 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:44.319 yeah right right, okay, Am I in the butt play? No, 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.360 I wouldn't let anyone in your mask, but not because 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.719 I'm not like against it. I just I have to 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:49.360 see it first. 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:50.560 You have to see your buttthole. 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:52.319 First, because I just I have never seen it. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:53.920 Oh, I don't want you. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:56.839 I want to know. I don't want anyone to go 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.280 to places in my body that I haven't. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:11:59.760 You know what I mean? 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:00.080 Oh? 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.600 Wait, so a girl can eat your ass if you like. Okay, 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:04.480 I'm gonna bend over you. You're gonna take a picture. 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.160 You're gonna wink a little bit. So I'm gonna be 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:08.040 like wink and you just squeeze it but cheeks together 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:09.400 and then I'll record it and then you can see 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:09.680 a butt. 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:11.200 Yeah, and then let me go take care of your handle. 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:13.679 You want to take a like everyone wants to eat 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:15.120 my ass. Like I'm cool with that, but like, no, 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:16.959 I need to know how old you are. I just 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.760 turned thirty and you haven't looked at your own asshole. 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:24.080 I haven't, Like I've seen my asshole, but like I haven't. 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.360 Okay, you need to see it right before someone goes 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:26.840 into it. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:27.959 Exactly like I got it. 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.520 You don't. You don't like man trimd or nothing. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:32.720 Now how I'm gonna man trom my ass? 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:36.760 You just moved one, but you man man trim your ass? Yeah? 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:41.240 Like hold you okay, And this is gonna be racist 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.720 but not really. Black men don't be having hairy essence. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.000 And I'll be in a lot of black men's asses. Now, 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:48.439 if you got like if you got like chess hair, 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.000 then nine times out of ten they butt crack gonna 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:53.080 be hairy. But if you like with a man that's 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.959 like not very hairy, Like I'm looking at you right now, 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:58.000 I ain't gonna tell you lift it. You shut up 0:12:58.040 --> 0:12:59.920 your arms. Okay, you might be a little hair, you 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:04.880 might have some ask like, but like, getdy, you don't 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:07.280 look like you would have much ass here. You look 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:11.840 kind of hairless over there? Is that an hr issue 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:13.600 that I'm telling your engineer, you look like you gotta 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:19.280 gig base. You comes down like a bare ass. No, 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.719 I can tell like nine times out of ten, I 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.720 got a clean ass. Yes, I swear to god. Black 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.560 men be having just you go you see the boot, 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:31.520 I don't really be having a dig much or nothing 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:36.720 like that. Like I don't, I don't. I've definitely seen. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.719 Dudes with like you know, the little coily hair like 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:40.640 in between the thigh and the But I'm like, all right, 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:41.679 so maybe I'll want to go in there. 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:46.719 Oh yeah, it's just like it's just like it's just 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:48.760 like you know, it's an area that like, let me 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:49.920 handle that before. 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.240 I mean, nigga, go get a white Yeah, it's just 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.360 take like I take, don't get twisted. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:55.679 I take care of my ass. Like I got two 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:57.600 loofer its. I got one dedicated to that area. 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:58.280 That ass loof. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:13:59.960 I gotta ask, do you tell the. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:01.760 People that come to your house with that loof off? 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:03.200 Just because I don't want. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.120 To touch nobody? Why are you touching my loof? 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:06.319 What if I got to get it out of the way. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.520 I don't want to put my loop for next to 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:09.320 your ass loofer. 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.280 That's a good point. That's why that's a good point. 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:15.520 But that's why it's color coordinated. So the light the 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.880 lighter loof up body loof of, the darker loof of. 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.000 You need to have the loop the lighter loofer for 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.440 the booty to make sure you're getting everything off. Oh wait, 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:25.600 that's a good point. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.160 I want it dark because I don't want to be 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:29.880 You don't want to see I don't want to see that. 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:31.280 I'm trying to clean this. 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:33.680 I'm not trying to analyze. But that's that's how you 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:35.280 got it. That's why you got to get a lighter, 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:36.960 because then what if you miss it? 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:39.400 If you see something, you gotta because then if someone 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.040 come over, they're gonna look at the white loof for 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:44.120 that got you just wash it off stage. You don't know. Listen, 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.640 let me let me clean my ass away and won't clean. 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:51.920 My e all right. The point is, and this is 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:53.920 why the game man come on and be like, girl, 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.240 you'd be eating straight male ass. Yuck. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:15:00.240 I mean, I feel like shower fresh ass is a 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:02.360 great ass, but I'll take a white ass. I just 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:04.240 recently watched a guy I have a shower in my 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:05.840 house because the door was cracked, and I was like 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.640 trying to just be a little pervy, but. 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.120 I watched him like take both hands back there, and 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:13.360 I was like, no, that's right now. Maybe he actually 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.040 wanted me to get in this. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.160 But but at the same time, like get in that 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.160 much like if I'm looking at you through the crack 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.360 and you're like this, but that's fabulous. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:21.800 I'm not gonna lie that's what I do. What I'm 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:24.160 getting fun, I'm gonna open it up like it's crazy. 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.320 That's one of the sexiest things I've like I picked 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.800 up with my ex. It really any of my partners. 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.880 Being able to watch how they clean themselves very important. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.800 I need to see how much ladder you I love 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.520 watching men in the shower. I'll be right there sitting 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.960 on the bed, looking through the looking through the motherfucker 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:42.800 talking to them while they in the motherfuck. I want 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:46.040 to see how you lather up, how you watch the long, 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:50.560 big ass legs, them big ass arms, and I do long. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.800 I could watch a nigga shower. Calm down, bro, that's 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:56.560 way too much for a play for me. What to 0:15:56.640 --> 0:16:00.640 watch a man's shower? Girl, I don't know. There's there's 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.360 not There's a lot of ship that will get me gone. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.840 Y'all know I'm celibate. I'm into hintye right now, bro, Bitch, 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:09.560 I'm watching cartoon so actually this is how. I don't 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:12.080 know who I am right now, but gay's sex is 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:13.680 cool from time to time, Bitch, I'll been going to 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:16.120 cartoon sex like a motherfucker. Talked about it last time 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:17.800 I was here. I don't know why the fuck, but 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.680 I love it. What's the weird point you watch? 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:21.200 What kind of weird point am I? 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.040 What's in your normal category? And then what you're like? 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:28.560 I'm demented tonight. Oh I don't really be getting that 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:32.440 freaky with that ship. No, No, I got your imagination. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:34.080 What do you think about why you jacking off? 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.240 No, I watched porn. But more so it's like whatever, 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:42.800