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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Frameyday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Good afternoon, This is Ynette. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Hi, Lenette. My name is Pete Eakins.

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Speaker 1: We've never met before. I'm actually in the corporate office

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Speaker 1: in human resources. How are you? Oh? Hi? Yeah, good,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm not too bad? Thank you for asking. Listen,

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Speaker 1: do you have a moment I need to speak with

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Speaker 1: you about something? Of course, absolutely, you're not firing me

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Speaker 1: or anything, as long as that's not happening. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to you for just a minute, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I need to get some information from you about

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Speaker 1: a situation that happened recently. Okay, so great, Thank you

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Speaker 1: for being agreeable with that. I need to talk to

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Speaker 1: you about the lunch situation that's going on with you.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. I'm not one hundred

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Speaker 1: percent sure. I think you have to clarify for me.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that, well, there's been somebody

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Speaker 1: who's been stealing people's lunches in your building. And do

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Speaker 1: you know anything about this? Yeah? I already know that

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Speaker 1: you do, because I'm asking the question even though I

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Speaker 1: already knew that you do, so really don't need an

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Speaker 1: answer that question. I know that you know about this. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I need some clarification. Here are you insinuating

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Speaker 1: that I had something to do with that? Because I've

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Speaker 1: had my lunch stole on a few times actually, and

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Speaker 1: I'm really upset about it. So yeah, I know you

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Speaker 1: are very upset about your lunch being stolen, so much

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Speaker 1: so that you decided to commit murder. Okay, what are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, not murder, but almost murder. Okay,

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Speaker 1: You've completely lost me now, I don't understand what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. It. You know, we here at corporation we

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Speaker 1: take our employee safety very seriously. We like our employees

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Speaker 1: to be able to come into work and feel like

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Speaker 1: they're not going to be poisoned by a coworker. Absolutely, Well,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about poisoning? You had your lunch

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Speaker 1: stolen and you plotted your revenge, and now Ted from

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Speaker 1: Sales is in the hospital. Trom Sales is in the hospital.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What's wrong with him? What

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Speaker 1: happened to him? Okay, come on, I wasn't born yesterday,

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Speaker 1: all right, I've been in HR for a long time.

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Speaker 1: This isn't the first attempted murder. I've seen what I

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Speaker 1: attempted murder. Okay, what are you talking about. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the fact that you planted peanuts in your lunch,

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Speaker 1: and you knew that Ted was allergic to peanuts, So

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Speaker 1: you put peanuts in your lunch knowing that he was

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Speaker 1: the one taking lunches and when he stole yours, he

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Speaker 1: would eat it and then would go into shock and

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Speaker 1: die from his peanut allergy. You knew that. So you're

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Speaker 1: trying to insinuate that I tried to kill my own

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Speaker 1: coworker for stealing a lunch, that I tried to kill him.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, you know what. You're obviously out of control

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Speaker 1: and a risk. So I'm going to call the police

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Speaker 1: right now and have you removed from the building and

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Speaker 1: also arrested for attempted murder because I can't do this anymore.

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Speaker 1: You're obviously out of control and I'm scared you stay

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Speaker 1: and you talk to me. This is ridiculous. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: you're making right down. You come right down to my

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Speaker 1: office right now. You have a face to face conversation

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Speaker 1: with me. I want to meet this person. I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. I'm scared now. I'm scared now. I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show up. If I show up to your office,

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Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be stabed with a letter opener.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. I've been I've been

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Speaker 1: in this job a long time. I've been stabbed with

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Speaker 1: a letter opener five times. What is going on? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call, That's what it is. It's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call from hr No. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your co worker Ted set you up. We

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you serious? Yes? He said that somebody's

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Speaker 1: been stealing your lunch. You want to meet to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him for real,

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Speaker 1: But I'm going to kill the Jebel Show on demand