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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jebils dirty Little Secret. Hi,

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. Uh, well, I really

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Speaker 1: can't believe I'm doing this, but my dinner little secret

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Speaker 1: is for the past five first though years, I guess

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Speaker 1: for about five years, I've been stealing toilet paper from work. Really,

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Speaker 1: toilet paper is expensive, it is. Do you work in

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Speaker 1: an office? Then yeah, I work in an office, and

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Speaker 1: it's just like why not, you know, like at this point, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I've probably taken over like two thousand and three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Whereas to Oh my god, so I used to do this.

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Speaker 1: I used to still toilet paper one of my jobs

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Speaker 1: to really and paper towels and things like that. You guys,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like, though you have a worse theft problem

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Speaker 1: than I did. I mean, I stole a lot of paper,

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Speaker 1: a lot of paper towels. But have you not bought

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Speaker 1: toilet paper? And how long? Honestly, I don't think I've

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Speaker 1: bought toilet paper in the last like five or so years,

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Speaker 1: such a long time. Did they at least have decent

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Speaker 1: toilet paper at your work? I was wondering that here

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Speaker 1: it's like sand Oh, I know, it's so thin. No, No,

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Speaker 1: we've got the good kind. And I always I started

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Speaker 1: feeling bad. At first, it happened as like a like

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Speaker 1: a conveniencing out. There was one night I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to get home or

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Speaker 1: go to the store before I go home, and I

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Speaker 1: knew that I was running out, so I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'll just take one. And then I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, this isn't really hurting anybody from your work.

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Speaker 1: I think stealing toilet paper from your work is a

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Speaker 1: victimless crime unless they run out and then there's someone

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Speaker 1: in there who didn't realize and they reach over, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and there's no toilet paper. I guess that's a victim. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I kind of feel bad about that. I never want

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Speaker 1: to I never want to leave anyone, I guess the

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Speaker 1: TP less. But I hope Karma doesn't come around to

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Speaker 1: get me on that one. And that is that the

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Speaker 1: only thing you're taken from work? Well, for the most part,

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Speaker 1: that's all I've been taking. Every now and then, you know,

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Speaker 1: might take a roll of paper towels or you know,

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Speaker 1: some sanitizers, maybe taking a thing of chlorox whites to

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Speaker 1: my mom. Maybe a few sharpies or pens. They're in there.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a pin. Basically, you're stealing a lot

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Speaker 1: of stuff from work, but mostly toilet paper. I'm waiting

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Speaker 1: to hit like a couch, laptop, a computer, a car.

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Speaker 1: People that they leave their cars in the parking lot.

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Speaker 1: Was on my time car? Yeah all right, well, thank

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Speaker 1: you your criminal mastermind. Appreciate you calling in with your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Thank you guys so much. I feel

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Speaker 1: I feel a little bit more free now, right then

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