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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh. These are some of our favorite segments

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Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment

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Speaker 1: last stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. What is something you think is overrated? Overrated?

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Speaker 1: I would say, um, aside from uh mind car and analysis, UM,

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Speaker 1: I would say underrated or this is overrated over Yeah

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Speaker 1: what did I put? I put Joe Biden. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: This is boring. I don't want to make it like that. Overrated.

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Speaker 1: We can go with mine car Monroe via bearvia Bear.

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Speaker 1: Now this is important overrated as the Monroe via Bear.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys know about the Monroe via Bear? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I live in Monroe Via, California, in a backhouse in

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Speaker 1: the back of a of an acre and a half

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Speaker 1: property that my boss, well, I don't need to get

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Speaker 1: too far into it, but it doesn't matter anyway. I

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Speaker 1: ran a backhouse in this yard and and uh, my

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Speaker 1: landlord inherited, his wife inherited the house from her parents.

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Speaker 1: They grew up in this house anyway, so they've that's

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Speaker 1: really irrelevant. That was a cold brew related I wait

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Speaker 1: till I get to the studio, when I just just

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Speaker 1: a little behind the scenes stuff before I come to

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Speaker 1: the daily zeitgeist, so I can be extra tweaked. I

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Speaker 1: do not drink coffee all the way to here, which

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Speaker 1: is so unusual for me, and the whole way I

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Speaker 1: hear I could, I'm I'm you know, in very dire straits,

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Speaker 1: like I can't talk right and I'm like I can't

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Speaker 1: drive right and stuff. Say, the difference between you, uh

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Speaker 1: like before and after the cold brew is akin to

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Speaker 1: the incredible holk. I don't know what's really good though,

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Speaker 1: Like actually kind of I get kind of disoriented, and

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Speaker 1: you know about my famous brain wipe. Um, we had

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Speaker 1: to stop the show because my brain just completely emptied. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we talked about little else around here, so of course,

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Speaker 1: so uh anyway, so it's a couple of what was

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Speaker 1: that a week ago? And it was a national story

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Speaker 1: that bear wandering around the neighborhood? Did you see it?

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Speaker 1: For like two days? That was my fucking neighborhood? Really

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Speaker 1: did you see the bear? I bear was was what

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Speaker 1: do you call it? When they shoot it with darts? Shooting?

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Speaker 1: It was tranquilized outside my kitchen it. I have a

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Speaker 1: picture of it laying outside my I mean from my

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Speaker 1: that bear chose my yard out of every yard. It's

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Speaker 1: been wandering around for two days, and it finally stopped

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Speaker 1: and was subdued, even though it was not. This is

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Speaker 1: the other part of the story and why it's it's

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Speaker 1: the myth is that bears are a big deal. This bear. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I wake up. Okay, I wake up. I usually would

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Speaker 1: have slept through the whole thing. This thing happened at

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Speaker 1: like seven thirty in the morning. I usually wake up

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Speaker 1: at noon at best. So I so, I also have

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Speaker 1: no money. I'm not married to have no children's so

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Speaker 1: don't get jealous. So I I woke up and I

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Speaker 1: at seven thirty. I never wake up at seven thirty.

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Speaker 1: I had to work at this vineyard. You know it

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Speaker 1: was it was a show. What am I have no job?

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Speaker 1: I'm a celebrity. Um So anyway, I got up, your

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Speaker 1: celebrity and you don't come. I don't work, and I

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Speaker 1: don't come. Hashtag don't work, hashtag don't come. So so

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Speaker 1: thank you, Jamie good So anyway, I walked out. This

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Speaker 1: is such a crazy story. So I walk out of

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Speaker 1: wake up. And some of those tranquilizes missed the baron

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Speaker 1: I probably slept terribly like I always do. And um,

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Speaker 1: So I took out my phone and took a picture

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Speaker 1: But then I was like, I'm late for work because

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it sounds like a nightmare, so I was,

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Speaker 1: So I destroyed their narrative because you were not. And

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Speaker 1: I had the famous footage news footage of man v.

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Speaker 1: Bear is like the person who's like walking down the

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Speaker 1: up because of a combination of sleeping poorly because of Colebrew,

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised I didn't pet the bear or you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. But it was so funny because um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: also been on a hike though in Monrovia up again

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Speaker 1: dating apps, so now I'm hiking. So I hike shirtless. Um,

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Speaker 1: so I'm in Monrovia. It's up against the San Gabriel Mountains.

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Speaker 1: The thing is that bears come down there all the time,

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Speaker 1: don't remember what day it was, but it was like

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Speaker 1: whether it was, you know, dangerous, you know. They were like, no,

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Speaker 1: a bear is not gonna bother you unless you bother it.

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Speaker 1: So it really is like I didn't feel fear because

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Speaker 1: came out looking like I was a badass. But really

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Speaker 1: it was just I just recently had been sort of

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Speaker 1: you know, you think No, was like, no, there's someone special.

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Speaker 1: I got the good guys. See that, guys, I'm not falling.

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting involved in whatever premise that's supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: So so anyway, the moral of the story is uh, um,

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Speaker 1: the myth? Is this the myth busting? No, it's overrated? Oh,

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Speaker 1: overrated as fear bears. Okay, what is something you think

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Speaker 1: I'm going to kick out? No? Well, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: say cold brew overrated. Then you offered me when when

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Speaker 1: In the last minute. I was wondering why when I

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Speaker 1: was like, would you like a cold brew? And you said, oh, funky,

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Speaker 1: wow we just met. Uh no, go on, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not here to say cold brew is

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Speaker 1: objectively the number one thing people have their opinions. I

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Speaker 1: just feel like people are just they've freaking well not

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Speaker 1: stop talking about it. For me, it tastes like tar,

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Speaker 1: it's like and also it's like a liquid heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I drink it. I'll drink it in the morning,

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Speaker 1: so I'm like, I'm tired, and then around three pm

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Speaker 1: get latent. So maybe it's just me. You're drinking creeper.

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Speaker 1: and then an hour later that's that's like, that's like

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Speaker 1: if you said that, I'm like, what, officer, guys hitting creeper.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, aren't creeping, Get the funk out of here.

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Speaker 1: That's funny because I'm the same. I'm like that with

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Speaker 1: right now. I needed three hours ago cold brew. The

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Speaker 1: So this is the only thing where I've been like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is what drinking coffee like. Maybe it's just my body.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to. You know, many people have said

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just you know, when you choose this life,

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Speaker 1: people who have been like, oh is this good, and

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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, this is um, this is intense. You know,

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Speaker 1: do you drink a lot of caffeine in generally drink tea,

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Speaker 1: so you're very caffeine sensitive. Yeah, that's enough to give.

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Speaker 1: I would say, we are saying that cole brew is

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Speaker 1: overrated for caffeine sensitive peture. Oh it's overkill. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: house is caffeine receptors are blown out. The blown out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's like yeah, like, I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: the calf receptors blown out. Man, But my mom's the

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Speaker 1: same way. Yeah. I would always in my mind coffee

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Speaker 1: know if maybe I witnessed that. I'm like, coffee has

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Speaker 1: no power on people. Yeah, I don't know how much

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Speaker 1: The industry is going wild right now. I was reading

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Speaker 1: an article how the caffeine like you know, because they're

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Speaker 1: have you had the snuff? You just snort caffeine? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: straight to the dome Colombian caffeine. Yeah that sounds great.

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Speaker 1: a it's like caffeine is you know, you need to

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Speaker 1: dial back your caffeine? And probably I think that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you're your caffeine receptors are blown out in

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Speaker 1: the other way, where't coming back. I've had some days

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Speaker 1: I don't have it. The withdrawals, Yeah, let me start shaking.

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Speaker 1: When I'm on the on the street just begging people

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Speaker 1: me lick the lick. Finally, what is a myth? What's

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Speaker 1: something people think it's true, you know to be false. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I Wentn't bee keeping a couple of weeks ago, right,

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Speaker 1: highly recommended, But I learned what mean you went bee keeping?

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Speaker 1: It was like an Airbnb experience and you go to

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Speaker 1: this guy's house and you beekeep and oh so it's like,

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Speaker 1: because I know an Airbnb they have stays and experiences,

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Speaker 1: that's one of like they're milk bars that have cereal milk,

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00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: and one of them is captain crunch milk. So yeah, um,

421
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 1: how do you make How would you just make it?

422
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: You probably get a cheese cloth, right, just make it

423
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: like you just make it like a cat in the apocalypse,

424
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: some captain crunch milk, Like we need water, Like James,

425
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 1: please stop making captain crunch. It doesn't keep well at

426
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 1: all of pop are getting sick and it drains all

427
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: their nutrients. Okay, captain crunch cheese. Now that this stuff

428
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 1: had an overstopped captain crunch black beans? What do you do?

429
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 1: I steep the black beans in a bunch of captain crunch.

430
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right

431
00:23:50,560 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: back and we're bad. All right, let's talk about onto

432
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: onto the next. Speaking of America, US Americans can't quit

433
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: touching our faces, right, human beings can't in general? Hey kids,

434
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 1: you DTF one way? Don't touch face? Call Jesus were

435
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 1: you writing that this morning? Improv Champion? When when's your

436
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 1: herald team performing next? Uh? I got cut the I'm like,

437
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: still my head is spun from how amazing that joke was. Um,

438
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: you know there was like and wired they were sort

439
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: of uh you know, putting together a lot of research

440
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,199
Speaker 1: that shows like just in general human beings, just we

441
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: we have a compulsion, like we have an instinct to

442
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: touch our faces and all stages of like life, like

443
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: in the womb, babies do it um in they like

444
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 1: college students a little like just with medical students, they

445
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: said okay, like let's just watch them during lectures. The

446
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: average was touching your face every two and a half

447
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: minutes UM. And then there was like other studies in Germany,

448
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: they were doing one to put sort of young adults

449
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: like under stress. So they were doing like a memory test,

450
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: but like blasting them with unpleasant sounds like as they

451
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 1: were doing this memory test, and they found that the

452
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: people like in these more the stressful group, ended up

453
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: touching their faces a lot more um like nose, cheeks, chin,

454
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: and then like they're so they're saying, okay, so this

455
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: spontaneous facial self touch, as they say, it helps to

456
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: like sort of regulate their emotions. So add to that,

457
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 1: we're already in a stressful environment just with people being

458
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: like hoarding ship thinking you know, everywhere you go is

459
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: just contaminated. That we're already fighting and urge that we

460
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: have even pets. They even pointed like cats and like

461
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: dogs who like sleep with their positive. It's just a

462
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: natural it's like an animal instinct. Is it, like I'm

463
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 1: still here. Yeah, like in a way, it's just like

464
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: or it's soothing or like in the for a baby.

465
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: You're just like kind of figuring your face out sleep

466
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: on my face, so like that's you know, wait, face down,

467
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: yeah sleep face. No you don't, yeah, you really do.

468
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: Yeah face Are you joking? Just mashing the pillow or

469
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: into my arm? Yeah? Whoa, So you look like you're

470
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,439
Speaker 1: planking in bed. No, I'm like kind of to the side,

471
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: but like like cheek down. I thought you were straightening

472
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: nostrils on the mattress um. But yeah, I like I

473
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: like having something pressed against my face. Yeah, I'm just

474
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: the weird thing to say. No, I do that with pillows.

475
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: I usually I'll sandwich my head with pillows. That's how

476
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,719
Speaker 1: I like to sleep. And I definitely have like like

477
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: I'm a nail biter, like all the all the worst things. Yeah. Yeah,

478
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: I just washed the hell out of my hands and

479
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: then my nails off so that I wouldn't like have

480
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: just clip them. No need that, Like what sensation of

481
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: nervously biting them off. Wow. Uh, Like, I'm sorry, I

482
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: don't know what this guy I used to I used

483
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: to really like to bite my nails. And it's like

484
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: I took a long time for me to overcome that.

485
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: I'm really bad with like picking, Like it's it. I

486
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: just almost touched my face. But it's like I walked

487
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 1: past my mirror and I'm like, hands down unless you

488
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: boiling alcohol first. Anyways, we're all gonna die. Hey, here's

489
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: a fun app for the kids. Uh So, it's a

490
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: company named Pink Unicorn and they have apps called one

491
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: direction Fan app. They got one E D M Fan

492
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: app of it. I mean, this is this company just

493
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: buying four kids because I mean they got also formula

494
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: racing app probably after the kids. Yeah yeah, kids love

495
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: kids love formula. Right, babies, baby babies. But mother Board

496
00:27:55,160 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: of the vice website found that those three apps are

497
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 1: all collecting data in a way that's even more aggressive

498
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: than Cambridge Analytica and what and it's actually has it

499
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: shares code with a company called ban Joe that is

500
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: basically a surveillance app. So this is just a surveillance

501
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: company creating an arm that is called Pink Unicorn and

502
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: makes these weird apps that just makes apps specifically designed

503
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: to spy on children. What sort of info are they getting?

504
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: Just your social media information like your logins and then

505
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: they're using your social media information to I don't know,

506
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: I think they're sharing it with the police to so

507
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: the kids can so the police can investigate kids. Yeah,

508
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: because you know, kids are just criminals. High school students,

509
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: they're great crims. They gotta they gotta stop this vandalism.

510
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: Is the is like the content in the app even

511
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: worth it, Like I feel like you never remember I've

512
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: downloaded an app and I was like this just sucks.

513
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: I never deleted. So it's like baground. Yeah, I'm as Yeah,

514
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: it's just one of those apps where like if you're

515
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: a one Direction fan, you go in there and it's

516
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: like sign up with Twitter, sign up with Facebook, sign

517
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: and like no other option, and so they're just like okay, Also,

518
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: like who's fucking with on? Like one Direction is no

519
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: longer I know, well this was this was years ago,

520
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: but this is like oh that they were just figuring out. Yeah, wow,

521
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: E d M fan app. I feel like anyone who

522
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: really like likes E d M you'd be like, this

523
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: app is not I'm having a hard time feeling bad

524
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: for any of these people, but I'm just saying it's

525
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: it's gross. Um, but yeah, one direction fan app, E

526
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: d M fan app. I mean they're probably what their

527
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: phones are just riddled with. What would you be susceptible

528
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: to if you saw an app that's a blank fan app?

529
00:29:53,880 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: Damn it? Uh get your answer ready to U Jaws too,

530
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: that's spot on, I think, yeah, actually for you, but

531
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: what could it promise you that? Or like JFK. Yeah,

532
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: that's for Bonner Manager Manager and yeah, we're we're going

533
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: to have him on. I'm gonna do a whole bonus

534
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: episode of Daily's. Like I swear I just talked to

535
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: his brain. Yeah, I think this whole show has been

536
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: built so you could just have a conversation recorded with

537
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: Bonner Man. And I did a episode of a show

538
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: that I only did two episodes of for Stitcher Premium.

539
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: Nobody listened to it, but it was it was about

540
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: the JFK conspiracy theory and Bonner Manager. And now I

541
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: want to actually talk to him on a show that

542
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: people listen to. So I'm going to do that, Okay, Yeah,

543
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: What about you, Veronica? What's that you downloads? Like? It's

544
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: like my favorite food? You like in and out that much?

545
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: Double double grill any a, no tomato? Get this extra

546
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: lettuce extra? Oh you're thinking about it? I always get

547
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: people think I'm out my wig, But I like double

548
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: double animal style chop chilies with light fries. Crucify me fries.

549
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: He likes fries interesting and you know this was the

550
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: sort of environment I was walking into, old ruins, soggy fries.

551
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: Welcome to my nightmare for your nightmare. He like if

552
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: his uh, if his fries can be the consistency of

553
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,959
Speaker 1: well done spaghetti, that's what he prefers. Yeah, we call

554
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: that mom spaghetti. Let me get those fries, Mom spaghetti. Miles,

555
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: what would your what would you be susceptible? It's probably

556
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: arsenal fan app like, um, I don't know, like sick

557
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: smoke ring tricks fan app? Do you still watch smoke

558
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: ring videos? Come on the fire then am I on?

559
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: Try put me yeah with a little smoke caps here

560
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: and there. Hey man, some of these tricks they do,

561
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: I don't know how the funk they do, especially when

562
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: they do this ship where it's like a force push

563
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: with the smoke ring and then another one in between.

564
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it is cool. That's what I do.

565
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: I sit my coalbrew, eat my soggy fries and watch

566
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: face smoke tricks. I mean, I'm actually eating well done

567
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: fries watching zip popping videos. It's fine. Dr know what

568
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: I mean? You know what, probably a Dr pimple popper fan.

569
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: I just want to talk about Joel Osteen real quick,

570
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: the mega church mogul. He has decided that perhaps the

571
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: love of Christ Jesus himself will protect his flock from

572
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: the fucking global pandemic that has been declared by the

573
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: World Health Organization. Where's Joel? Where's his headquarters? Does he

574
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: have a bunch of them? Yeah? But because I remember

575
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: during the hurricanes, people like, would you mind opening your

576
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: church to people who need shelter? And He's like, he

577
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: said absolutely not in his name. Yeah, And God came

578
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: to me in a dream last night and said keep

579
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: it lapdown. He said, um no, he said verse noah, yeah, boy,

580
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: uh yeah, get the motherfucker's out the ship, two of

581
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: each please. So his mega church services, apparently they will

582
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: continue over the weekend um even though there is a pandemic,

583
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: meaning that around nearly fifty thousand people total will have

584
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: come through that facility through the weekend. Um So right now,

585
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: his Lakewood Church in Houston has three scheduled services Saturday,

586
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: Saturday night and two on Sunday, and they usually get

587
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: around sixteen thousand people at each service funerals. Yeah exactly,

588
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, you know the but here's I mean,

589
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: I don't like Joe at all. But are we telling

590
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: all churches to like, I mean, because like other churches

591
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: aren't closing this we have with you. Look, man, this

592
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: guy sucks. But I'm just like my parents are going

593
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: to go to their like Hunter person, you know, and

594
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people have. But even in

595
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: other countries that have had to make that call to

596
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: be like, yeah we have to close gyms, we have

597
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: to like we can't. I'm in the church. I'm just look,

598
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: this guy sucks. He's trash. But I'm like, people do

599
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 1: love church absolutely, I don't. I have no problem people

600
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: going to church. I mean, my grandfather still will go

601
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: to his church. But Joel also has a telecast, so

602
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: theoretically he could like the view has, like the prices

603
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: ride has, we have smaller audiences than Joel's empty seaters?

604
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,919
Speaker 1: Do they prices right? Went to empty seaters? Yes, what

605
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: I don't know how is doing better than on the prices? Right?

606
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 1: How do they pick a contestant? They're they're in bubble. Wait,

607
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 1: it's Jeopardy that went to two theaters and the view

608
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: did and there's another game show. The win to two

609
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: seaters can't be the Jeopardy Jeopardy, it's the Wheel of Fortune.

610
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: It's real question. Better be like, all right, so there's

611
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: no cars and it takes twenty minutes for them to

612
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: get inside, Like, okay, first we need to do a

613
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: laser thermal reading to make sure you don't have it,

614
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: because that's what they're doing a lot of places too.

615
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: They're gonna start thermal scanning people and we'll see how

616
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 1: well that works. Um. But again they're saying the the

617
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: precautions are taking At Lakewood, they're gonna say, we're gonna

618
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: sanitize services like bathrooms and leave the doors propped open.

619
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: So then I've touched anything and that should be fine.

620
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: And we're doing holy water for everybody. Okay, we're doing

621
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: communion for the key just best believed. The offering, the

622
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: offering plate comes around that she will not be sanitized, okay,

623
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: because they those can't take a break. Oh but you

624
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: gotta give in his name if you don't want that Rona. Yeah.

625
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: Can you imagine some the bullshit people probably saying. I know,

626
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: Jim Baker was out here telling people that he had

627
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: like capsules that will fucking save you. And a lot

628
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: of grifters are coming on the come up right now,

629
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Speaker 1: plenty of sam what's the Info Wars guy. Yeah, Alex Jones,

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Speaker 1: he's got a d W I actually too, Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: got well he combatd that he's going to fight that

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Speaker 1: costs with his new like lip bo Yeah. Oh yeah,

633
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: I just saw it right before we went on there,

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Speaker 1: Like I was like, are you wearing that lip bomb? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean that's what I don't have it pretty Oh okay,

636
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: what is your lip bomb called? Yeah, um, give me

637
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: a moment, it will come to me. But yeah, it's

638
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: mostly bleach. Oh ship. Oh that's a whole other thing

639
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: that people were supposed to drink bleach or something there's

640
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: like that makes people do with It's it's all grifter

641
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: ship that makes people sick and has absolutely no scientific

642
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: evidence that it works. But this is the environment right,

643
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: especially when people are scared though. Two, that's a that's

644
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: that's the thing that can happen to like a lot

645
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: of people, especially when you have a pastor or someone

646
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: who's shysty you will trust them and they will get

647
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: you investing in their fucking businesses and ship. Yeah, that happens, dude.

648
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: There are times I had to tell my grandparents like, no,

649
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: the pastor is not right. You do not need to buy. Yeah,

650
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, do not buy You don't need to buy this.

651
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: And I'm they're like, well, see if I buy this,

652
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: then I sell it to people and then I can

653
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Speaker 1: make money. And I said, who are you kicking your

654
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: money up to right now? Well that will go to

655
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: the past multi, Okay, come on, folks. My roommate in

656
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Speaker 1: college sat us down one time and then had a

657
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: box and when he was like, okay, what would I

658
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: tell you? And then my other roomy goes, you got sucked, Steve,

659
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Speaker 1: and then he just got up and leave because there

660
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: are these boxes being sold around campus that you could

661
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: kick down and stuff. He's like, dude, you got tricked.

662
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 1: You're dumb, and we just he's like, don't pitch just

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Speaker 1: like Tahitian none. I remember that was the one. Everybody

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Speaker 1: was doing a goji berries there's always it was like

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Speaker 1: a berry thing, yeah, goji you know that was that

666
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 1: had a big, big moment. Yeah, what is something from

667
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: your search history that's revealing about who you are? Search history?

668
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: Recently I have been very into the legend of the

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Speaker 1: Persian princess, the legend of the Persian the legend of

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00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: the Persian princess. This is as as you you may

671
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,879
Speaker 1: know if you perhaps live in the UK, but it's

672
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: not well known here. Um. A few years ago there

673
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: was a fake mummy that was found and was said

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Speaker 1: to be a daughter of Xerxes and a descendant of

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Speaker 1: the Ahmened dynasty. And it was a very big deal

676
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Speaker 1: because there are no Persian mummies. But it was like

677
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: this was a Persian princess who married an Egyptian guy

678
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: and then she was sarcophagized and whatever. Um, is that

679
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: the one they scanned? Yes, it's when they scanned and

680
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: they were like, this is fake legos. Well that was

681
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: the fun up thing. It was a real body. It

682
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: was a real body. It was a really dead lady.

683
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: But she was from like they have to ask you

684
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: to stop telling this story because we just greenlit it

685
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: as a true crime and we've already got a new host. Yes, yeah,

686
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: it's it's pretty crazy that they don't know who she is.

687
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 1: I mean, this is you know, this is an old thing,

688
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: but this is something that I was looking up recently, um,

689
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: because I was just looking up the phrase Persian princess

690
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,479
Speaker 1: to see, like what you know, let me be honest,

691
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: I was looking up to see if anybody had released

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00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: a debut comedy album entitled Persian Princes. It says that

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Speaker 1: they have it, but it is can we expect Persian Princess.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get mixed up with this fake mummy.

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00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm a fake mummy. Oh that no,

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00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: even better album fake mummy. Fake. But it's like this

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Speaker 1: this woman just was They think she was maybe hit

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Speaker 1: by a car because she had some kind of like

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00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: broken hip and stuff. So they were like, well, it

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Speaker 1: seems to be the corpse of a lady who was

701
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Speaker 1: hit by a car. And then somebody took her body

702
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: and like wrapped her in and took all her organs

703
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: out and mummified her and made it a prank mummy,

704
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 1: and well, yeah, they were trying to sell it. Wow,

705
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: do that Are they trying to make it a homicide

706
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: case yet? Uh? It's like two, it's it's still on

707
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: the list of unsolved murders. You know, like I don't

708
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: know if she was murdered or if somebody like robbed

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00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: a grave or whatever. But they put her in they

710
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: put her in a fake sarcophagus. They put all these

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00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: like symbols, you know, Egyptian Cuneo forum was on the outside,

712
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: and they put all these like symbols of of of Cerrus,

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00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: of Koresh, the like that in a dynasty to make

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Speaker 1: it look like she was like one of the daughters

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Speaker 1: of Xerxes and where those like artifacts legits because like

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00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: you would probably like symbols correct, but when it was

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00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: carbon dated, it was like yeah. And also they like

718
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,720
Speaker 1: they took her heart out, and apparently the Egyptians didn't

719
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 1: do that when they what the heart is classic mistake. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ye idiots, All right, let's take another break. We'll be

721
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. Let's just check in. Uh,

722
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: it's like the idea of like who has the coronavirus

723
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 1: at this point, who's got the tender rony Scenarow might

724
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: have it virus yeahrus boron anyway anyway, but yeah, one

725
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: of his press aides had it tested positive and like

726
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: they had all met at Mara Lago, yet another opportunity

727
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,280
Speaker 1: for Trump to contract the illness. Um, Tom Han Hanks

728
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: and Rita Wilson. Unfortunately. Yeah, R I p thoughts and

729
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: prayers to them. Um, you know, but it happens. Chet

730
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Speaker 1: Hanks said that they're Noh, I have it right here.

731
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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear what? Yeah? Because chet Hanks

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Speaker 1: here to combinations and I'm surprised he didn't come with

733
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Speaker 1: the Irie talk. You know, big up. My parents just

734
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Speaker 1: got corona dumb Hanks, Yeah, big up, you know, waguan

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00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: waguan internet. So this is him and actually give me

736
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: a very sober update. What's up everyone? Um, yeah, it's

737
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: true my parents got coronavirus. Um. They're both down in

738
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Speaker 1: Australia right now because my dad was shooting a movie

739
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: down there. Um. But I just got off the phone

740
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: with them. Uh, they both are fine. They're not even

741
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: that sick. They're not worried about it. They're not tripping,

742
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: but they're going through the necessary health precautions obviously. But

743
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't think it's anything to be too worried about.

744
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: I appreciate everyone's concerned and the well wishes, but but

745
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: they don't need to think it's all gonna be all right.

746
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: But I appreciate it, and everybody stay safe out there,

747
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: all right, and every everything can be. Was that a

748
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: better like calming message than we got from the president?

749
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I well, at least because everything he said

750
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: was like accurate and didn't require entire like swaths of

751
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 1: the government to come out and like correct what exactly.

752
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: And the fact that he just said, you know, they're

753
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: not tripping, that helped me. That wasn't the true like

754
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: speak to me in my language, you know what I mean.

755
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: On MSNBC, they never let me know who's true, who's tripping,

756
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: who's not triping? Should I be tripping? And see that's

757
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: why we need to like everyone's been talking about this,

758
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: we need another network for yeah exactly, And then here

759
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: it is. Look, yeah, shouldn't really be tripping. I get

760
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: that it's freaky right now, but panicking is not the vibe. Okay,

761
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: it's not the wave either, So let me tell you

762
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 1: about somebody else who wasn't tripping. Jesus Christ, young man,

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00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: my good friend j C to creep up in our shows,

764
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: so kind of weird tangent on Christ's love. Rudy Gobert

765
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: is one of the best players in the NBA. Very

766
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: underrated in terms of one of the best. Yeah, he

767
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: just affects things from a defensive perspective more than basically

768
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: any other player. Great shop blocker. Uh and also a

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00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: bit of a cut up at a at a press

770
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: conference at practice the other day, people were taking precautions

771
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 1: with the media. They were like sitting far away and

772
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: just had their mics up on the table, and Gobert

773
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: thought would be funny if he touched all the microphones.

774
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: Was a bit because are scared. Yeah, y'all are scared,

775
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: but he's not. Uh and uh. As the Utah Jazz,

776
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 1: his team were about to take the floor against Oklahoma

777
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: City Thunder two nights ago um and full stadium, everybody

778
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: was there getting ready. They had to call the game

779
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: off and then suspended the NBA a season because Rudy

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00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: Gobert tested positive for coronavirus. And then the next morning

781
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: his teammate tested positive for coronavirus. So this motherfucker is

782
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 1: he chokes zero with the jokes doing it. He he

783
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: canceled or suspended the NBA season for the for the

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00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 1: Lulls troll King Love Him Jrr, troll King JR. Troll

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00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: King in the flesh. Uh So the NBA. Uh, that's

786
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:39,439
Speaker 1: very disappointing for UH people whose teams were doing well.

787
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, he committed to the bill. Yes, having Corona

788
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 1: followed that through to the as you know, that wouldn't

789
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: have been funny if he did it all half ast.

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00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: You need that confidence. If you did like, oh, I'm

791
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: touching your then I mean, if he had really done

792
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: he should have licked. That's that's the real moves. But

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00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: this seems to be one of the primary causes of

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00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: corona that UH is not being addressed, and that is

795
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 1: doing bits about coronavirus seems to be getting people UH

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00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 1: stuck with coronavirus because Matt gets the other like really

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00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: ill advised coronavirus bit was he like, right as news

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00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: started breaking, Florida Congressman Gates I call him gets well,

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Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I went to high school with someone

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00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: who spelled their last name like that, and it was

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00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: gets that Katherine gets Yeah, well, maybe he's trying to

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00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: change it to sounds like put a harder a sound

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00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: in it. But it Matt. It's Matt gets coronavirus because

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Speaker 1: he went on the floor of Congress in a gas

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00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: mask as a bit and then the next day had

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00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: to quarantine himself. Yeah. Did you read the story about

807
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: what happened when he found out he was after quarantine?

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00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: He he shame slept in a target parking lot in

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00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: a car. Really, yeah, because he was like, so Florida. Yeah,

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00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: he said, off eighty five on my way up to

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Speaker 1: d CS, pulled off and slept in a target parking

812
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: lot in a car, just trying to figure it out,

813
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out where I had gone wrong.

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00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, I mean bits. Here's how many

815
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Speaker 1: bits do you think Trump is doing behind the scenes? Like,

816
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's such a germophobe, such a I

817
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: don't think he's doing it like someone doing things if

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00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: someone was like or someone coughs or sneeze and goes, oh,

819
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: somebody's been to China. I think those are the bits

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00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: he's doing, right. I'm I'm very excited that hard Bosonaro

821
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: has coronavirus because he said that he like publicly was

822
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: like coronavirus bullshit, and now he's being tested and definitely

823
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: has it. There you go, is it a definite? Do

824
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: we know? No, he's being tested. Okay, I know for sure,

825
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: but someone he's stands very close to very often does. Yeah.

826
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: They met at Marlago like every he was part of

827
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: that a little fun. That's the thing about having a

828
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: you know, you got to take health precautions. Now. M see,

829
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: if Entourage was around now, they could do a coronavirus episode.

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00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 1: It would be a bottle episode like Turtle got it,

831
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: and then dramas like go get away from Me. Yeah,

832
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: and then they're like supposed to go to an event

833
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: like the Emmys or something, and then they can't. Emmys

834
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: get canceled, and by they got a new shitty and

835
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: feeling you had it in the bag. I can't believe

836
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Speaker 1: they cancel the Emmy's on your ass. I don't know

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00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: which one that was supposed to be, probably Turtle writes

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Speaker 1: with drama. I don't know. It's been a while since

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Speaker 1: I've worked on my Entourage impressions. But it does seem

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Speaker 1: strange that. Uh So, there's a Brazilian official who met

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Speaker 1: with Trump who tested positive for coronavirus GETS and another

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Speaker 1: person from Spack had to quarantine themselves. They also had

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Speaker 1: been meeting with Trump. It's just weird, Like, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, let's just keep an eye. I don't think

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Speaker 1: they would tell us if Trump had it right, No,

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Speaker 1: he would. He would have so much corona shame, which

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't. Yeah, I don't. I mean they'd have to

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Speaker 1: figure out. But if he was sick and in quarantine,

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Speaker 1: I think they just wouldn't say anything. Yeah, exactly right.

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Speaker 1: Who knows? If who don't want? Okay, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: miss president, we have your results. They are positive, so

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Speaker 1: let's let's that's bad. That's got a back. Do you

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Speaker 1: think the pen mark was them showing him, yes, you

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Speaker 1: tested positive. It was like a mark in the positive

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Speaker 1: and he was like stuff, but it's a healthy. But

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Speaker 1: all right. That's gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeiteguys,

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Speaker 1: please like and review the show. If you like the show,

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Speaker 1: uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation, folks.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will

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Speaker 1: talk to him Monday. By Sa