Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Glaser, here's Nicky Here, I am Hi, It's Nicky, It's
Speaker 2: Nieky Glazer podcast. Welcome to the show. I'm joined in studio.
Speaker 2: As promised on the last episode, I said she'd be here.
Speaker 3: She is.
Speaker 4: It's Julie Glazer.
Speaker 5: Made it made it a second.
Speaker 4: It was tight.
Speaker 3: It was tight.
Speaker 4: Okay, tell me well, I didn't even know what happened. Well,
Speaker 4: she was on the ladder, paint ladder? What was that? No,
Speaker 4: did Julie say she got off a paint ladder?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I just last minute was like, oh, it
Speaker 2: would be really fun to do a podcast with mom here,
Speaker 2: and I forgot to ask her to do it.
Speaker 4: And so because we had a fun dinner.
Speaker 2: Last night and there was lots of laughs, and so
Speaker 2: then I was like, oh, yeah, let's get another hang in.
Speaker 2: And then I was like I couldn't have her. We
Speaker 2: did one right before this that you heard yesterday, and
Speaker 2: then I right at the beginning of that, I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: if you want to come by in an hour a podcast.
Speaker 2: And so you were on a step ladder. I was
Speaker 2: you were not supposed to be on ladders. I don't like,
Speaker 2: I wasn't paint ladder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, paint, I was painting. I didn't know.
Speaker 4: And do you know that paint takes three hours long?
Speaker 4: Three hours to dry?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, he's not a common knowledge now.
Speaker 2: Wait no, no, it's something we realize everyone does know
Speaker 2: on every level, but for some reason, we all forgot
Speaker 2: that day.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so you were painting what.
Speaker 3: I'm painting my bathroom, laundry room.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is, but I'm getting it done and.
Speaker 4: You, luckily, luckily resilient woman.
Speaker 5: I actually, uh was finished, and I looked at my
Speaker 5: phone and it was you saying, do you want to
Speaker 5: do the podcast?
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I just finished a great.
Speaker 5: Timing and I thought I can make it down there
Speaker 5: by one o'clock. I did, but I ran upstairs and
Speaker 5: I'm like, e J, you got to help me, and
Speaker 5: I need these brushes cleaned out. And he's like, no,
Speaker 5: I have a sweater on. I can't the old I
Speaker 5: have a sweater on.
Speaker 3: I've got the sweater.
Speaker 5: I said, take your sweater off and put an apron on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he is that your excuse to not have sex?
Speaker 4: He thrown it back in your face.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I can't sweater on.
Speaker 2: That's been sometimes I'm like, I want to take this
Speaker 2: this sweater.
Speaker 4: I'm a turtleneck. I'm going to stretch it out again,
Speaker 4: it's gonna suck up my makeup. Like can we just have.
Speaker 2: Sex with the sweater on? And not that I've ever
Speaker 2: had sex, but you know that wouldn't work. No, no,
Speaker 2: but anyway.
Speaker 5: No, he wasn't helpful at all. Yeah, he had to
Speaker 5: have his lunch. He was like, well, got to eat
Speaker 5: because I got to sing.
Speaker 3: Later on this.
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready for lunch.
Speaker 3: He's got so many excuses.
Speaker 4: What does that have to do with you?
Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 5: But he just was more concerned about his lunch and
Speaker 5: not me getting He's.
Speaker 4: Like, you know, it's it's wild.
Speaker 5: And then and then he was being really sweet, saying,
Speaker 5: do you think you want to have a cup of
Speaker 5: soup too?
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's not no.
Speaker 4: He knew, he knew you had to gonew And.
Speaker 5: Then I came out to your shore. You sure you
Speaker 5: don't want a cup of soup?
Speaker 2: Well, he's so proud of himself that he made soup
Speaker 2: because when because classically, when my mom makes something, it's
Speaker 2: just like a forethought that my mom's going to make dinner,
Speaker 2: like she makes these elaborate meals with like and I
Speaker 2: never I grew up with the best dinners that a
Speaker 2: child could have. There was always something green, There was
Speaker 2: always a starch, there was always a fruit, there was
Speaker 2: always a protein like balanced meals. I would go over
Speaker 2: to friend's houses and they would just have oh yeah,
Speaker 2: always fruit they would for dinner.
Speaker 4: I would go over a friend's house.
Speaker 2: I remember Laura, I won't say her name, but went
Speaker 2: over her house and they just had spaghetti. And I
Speaker 2: remember coming back home and being like they didn't have
Speaker 2: garlic bread, they didn't have lalad, and they didn't have
Speaker 2: a salad. Like what are they they're just eating for dinner?
Speaker 2: Just spaghetti? That's not nutritious.
Speaker 1: You have always have a fruit with dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you would have some kind of like it
Speaker 2: would be a sweet like you are hitting all of
Speaker 2: the things.
Speaker 1: Or on the plate, no, on the plate like with.
Speaker 2: Fruit, like there would just be a side of like yeah,
Speaker 2: like so let's for example, a dinner would be like
Speaker 2: maybe roast chicken, and then there would be green means
Speaker 2: and then there would be uh, mashed potatoes and then
Speaker 2: there would be like a fruit salad that she put
Speaker 2: in like a separate little bowl like on the dish
Speaker 2: that would be like a orange fresh oranges, grapes, blueberries, pineapple.
Speaker 4: Sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's highly unusual for dinner. I feel like there's
Speaker 1: a crunch thing.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I guess it's not, or apple sauce would be.
Speaker 2: It's it's kind of like just having your dessert with
Speaker 2: your food a little bit. Because we were like a
Speaker 2: big dessert family. We would we would then go snack
Speaker 2: on like milk duds in the next room, or goobers
Speaker 2: or like whatever, get them a TV, and then that's.
Speaker 4: Dessert time for sweets. It's the right way to do it.
Speaker 2: No, but we had such palaced meals. So that's so
Speaker 2: my mom makes these elaborate meals. My dad classically, it's
Speaker 2: just my dad is a near perfect man.
Speaker 4: But one of his biggest.
Speaker 2: Flaws is like he can't really give compliments about food,
Speaker 2: and they're like a way that it's it takes a
Speaker 2: lot to hear like this is good.
Speaker 3: It's got to be really really good.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and other people have to start at first.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, these are the things I've observed.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe you've had other times where it's like he is
Speaker 2: just like he's trying to be better.
Speaker 4: I think good he should be, because it's hard for me.
Speaker 2: I have the same thing, where like, sometimes if I
Speaker 2: send someone wants a compliment for something, and I feel
Speaker 2: a little bit guilty that I'm not the one doing
Speaker 2: this thing, and I feel guilty they even have to
Speaker 2: do it, then I'll like with whole a compliment because
Speaker 2: then if I say, I think this is subconscious right,
Speaker 2: if I say thank you so much for this meal,
Speaker 2: this is amazing, I'm acknowledging that, like this is hard work,
Speaker 2: and then I am therefore reinforcing that I'm letting this
Speaker 2: person do hard work when I'm not.
Speaker 4: And so it makes me feel guilty.
Speaker 2: So you almost don't give too many compliments so you
Speaker 2: can walk away from it being like it wasn't that hard.
Speaker 4: I'm not kind of a dick for always.
Speaker 2: Making her do this every single night, So instead I'll
Speaker 2: be a dick by not saying anything about how good
Speaker 2: it is and being appreciative. But I think that's what
Speaker 2: people do subconsciously, or because I don't think Dad has
Speaker 2: a villainous bone in his body, or like some a
Speaker 2: cruel bone, but it sometimes comes off as cruel because
Speaker 2: you're just like.
Speaker 4: Just give me the fucking compliment. And then he'll come, well,
Speaker 4: i'm not gonna say I like the soup. I like
Speaker 4: hot soup, So the soup's cool.
Speaker 2: And I always go find something you like about it,
Speaker 2: the color, the texture, the work that went into it,
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't just because it has one flaw doesn't
Speaker 2: mean it's all bad.
Speaker 1: He's like, I can't find something about it. I'm wearing
Speaker 1: a sweater.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 2: I told Chris one time. I was like, I got
Speaker 2: mad at him because he didn't I like, put it
Speaker 2: into work, into my like outfit, and I didn't get
Speaker 2: a compliment that I so desperately was wanting. And so
Speaker 2: I'm like, why didn't you say anything? And he's like
Speaker 2: we talked through it, and he was like, I'm sorry
Speaker 2: I didn't catch that, like I just it was missed
Speaker 2: on me. And I'm like, there's no way, like, look
Speaker 2: how much effort, Like how could you miss nothing? Like
Speaker 2: I feel like And he's like, I swear to god,
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that too much on my mind.
Speaker 4: So and I believe him. He's not a liar. So
Speaker 4: it was truly like he just didn't know.
Speaker 2: But in my mind he was like he noticed, and
Speaker 2: he was like, I'm not going to say this to her,
Speaker 2: like it hurt me, like you're withholding or something.
Speaker 4: But then he said, but what do you.
Speaker 2: Want me to say when I don't like what you're like?
Speaker 2: Am I supposed to say I like it? If I don't,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, find something you like about me? It
Speaker 2: could be your teeth look great, your you have amazing
Speaker 2: smile tonight, your eyes look great, like those things I
Speaker 2: didn't buy.
Speaker 1: If you go, what do you think about my shirt?
Speaker 4: And I don't say what you think about my shirt?
Speaker 4: I don't say that. No, you know what he can say?
Speaker 4: You are you? Look at how beautiful you are?
Speaker 1: Okay this vague?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: You look look at you? Just look at It says nothing.
Speaker 2: Look at you could literally mean look at you looking
Speaker 2: like shit.
Speaker 5: But look at you might take that wrong though, you're
Speaker 5: too sure.
Speaker 2: If you know anything about me, please God know that
Speaker 2: I am not looking for places that people can I'm
Speaker 2: not looking for criticisms. So like when I tell someone,
Speaker 2: people always go, You're not gonna appreciate that if he
Speaker 2: If he if you tell him, hey, I want you
Speaker 2: to compliment my outfits more and then he does two
Speaker 2: minutes later, I'll be like, no, I want it now,
Speaker 2: like I.
Speaker 4: Told you to do it, do it.
Speaker 2: I'll I'm not gonna be like, you're only saying that
Speaker 2: because I told you to say that. I'm never a
Speaker 2: girl that does that. That's such a trap, and I
Speaker 2: don't set up people for failure.
Speaker 4: You're not, No, I want I do do experiments.
Speaker 2: We've talked about this on the Girl's Chat that sometimes
Speaker 2: women put their husbands and sometimes probably men do this
Speaker 2: where you're like, I'm gonna test and see if he
Speaker 2: even if I don't touch something for this song, how
Speaker 2: long will it go without getting addressed. Let's just see
Speaker 2: how long he can live like this and like or
Speaker 2: just or I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Actually set him up. Is he gonna say anything.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna actually do my hair in a different way.
Speaker 2: And if he doesn't say anything, then he doesn't fucking
Speaker 2: love me and all these things. But I guess my
Speaker 2: point is you can always find something nice to say always.
Speaker 6: Every This is like the reverse of what you were
Speaker 6: talking about yesterday. About coincidences where you were looking for
Speaker 6: like the thing that doesn't make it like special.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, yeah, this will make it spa. I want
Speaker 4: to repeat that again.
Speaker 2: It's not I just don't I think that sometimes. I
Speaker 2: think a lot of the bad things of our world
Speaker 2: is that we have egos and we think that I
Speaker 2: am blessed in some sort of way. These people aren't,
Speaker 2: and I am. I have had all this great fortune
Speaker 2: because God likes me more, and God must not like
Speaker 2: those people very much. So maybe it's okay that I
Speaker 2: don't care about their well being, because why would God
Speaker 2: make that person homeless and make me super rich? Because
Speaker 2: God loves me and he doesn't love them, so I
Speaker 2: don't need to love them. So I think a lot
Speaker 2: of this magical thinking of like it was a sign
Speaker 2: and I was meant to be with this person, it's
Speaker 2: people convincing themselves they're better than other people are somehow blessed.
Speaker 2: So that's why I don't like like it was destiny.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make you feel like if something.
Speaker 2: If you think you found your soulmate, you're wrong. You
Speaker 2: are lucky, but you're not special. Oh that's what I
Speaker 2: was saying.
Speaker 4: Yesterday.
Speaker 6: I just think it's find the po like finding the
Speaker 6: positive in the situation.
Speaker 2: Yes, without making it like I am special, like you're an.
Speaker 4: Ordinary and that's fine, like something.
Speaker 7: I did not tell the Iceland story too. From that story,
Speaker 7: it was special.
Speaker 4: No, it was you were sharing a coincidence.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a coincidence which was their special god preachers who
Speaker 7: are warranted.
Speaker 4: Here's a story like that. My parents.
Speaker 2: My dad is my mom's older brother's best friends. So
Speaker 2: she like grew up around my dad. She was like
Speaker 2: a little girl around my dad, and like we could
Speaker 2: all go like, wow, the fates aligned that that. Like,
Speaker 2: but it's like that's why they ended up together because
Speaker 2: of the circumstance, like your your friends might have ended
Speaker 2: up together because they both went to Iceland at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 4: So it's not that bizarre that like, and can you
Speaker 4: believe they ended up married.
Speaker 2: It's like yes, because they they went to Iceland at
Speaker 2: the same time and and to each other, and they
Speaker 2: thought it was.
Speaker 5: Like we are meant.
Speaker 3: Story.
Speaker 4: You're off.
Speaker 2: I was this weekend and I'm going rogue.
Speaker 4: Baby, it's all those paint fumes.
Speaker 3: You ate them?
Speaker 2: Anything special? I just like I I also I realized
Speaker 2: like I think. I always think of things of like,
Speaker 2: thank god my parents met and had sex at the
Speaker 2: same exact time, and that my little sperm was like
Speaker 2: and like got an egg. Like these are all like
Speaker 2: that's the out of all those billions of.
Speaker 5: Sperm because it was specials on the planet is special
Speaker 5: because where we won the sperm lottery.
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, it doesn't mean special.
Speaker 7: We're lucky, specially touched by the finger of gods.
Speaker 1: Yes, well a little sperm.
Speaker 4: But you know what, I don't know. Some people are special,
Speaker 4: but this is the other thing.
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to live in a world where it's
Speaker 2: like no one special, people are lucky, but we're all
Speaker 2: kind of the same. And then people want to constantly
Speaker 2: make other things make people go like but and I
Speaker 2: feel like everyone wants to feel special, But then we
Speaker 2: all have to accept this thing of like everyone's equal.
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to get to a place of that
Speaker 2: of like, but we do get these like conflicting messages
Speaker 2: of like you're special, look in the mirror and just
Speaker 2: know that you were put on this earth for a purpose,
Speaker 2: but some people just don't do much or whatever. Does
Speaker 2: everyone have to be special? And does that Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Well can people be lucky? Is that the question is?
Speaker 4: Yes, that is what it is.
Speaker 2: I think it's just people misconstrue luck with God loves
Speaker 2: me and I am there for a better person, that
Speaker 2: I did something better in a past life. This is
Speaker 2: karma because I was a good How easy is it
Speaker 2: for you to convince yourself you were good in a
Speaker 2: past life?
Speaker 4: What the you have nothing to fucking do with that?
Speaker 4: It's true yourself?
Speaker 2: If you think you were some saint in a past
Speaker 2: life and now you've been granted, who gives a ship
Speaker 2: that was another person?
Speaker 4: Doesn't mean anything to me?
Speaker 2: Like, it doesn't mean literally anything to me, even if
Speaker 2: it's true, even if.
Speaker 7: No greater existence then I mean, there would be no
Speaker 7: greater outcome than to be reincarnated and live over and
Speaker 7: over again.
Speaker 1: That would be amazing.
Speaker 4: You hope that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I hope.
Speaker 2: So do you, like I believe like humans turn into
Speaker 2: humans again or is it like could you be like
Speaker 2: a an amoeba, which is most things you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that kind of would suck if you
Speaker 1: turn it.
Speaker 7: But if you go the thing is, if you turn
Speaker 7: into an amiba, you're for like yeah, and then you
Speaker 7: get if you were a good amoba and you didn't
Speaker 7: kill anybody or whatever.
Speaker 3: You're lucky. If you're lucky.
Speaker 1: That's that I don't understand. I think that is lucky.
Speaker 2: That is like on the eyelash of Taylor Swift, like
Speaker 2: a little single cell organism that can hang out on
Speaker 2: her eyelash.
Speaker 7: How do you the next state of being if you're
Speaker 7: an amba? Like who judges whether or not you were
Speaker 7: a moral upstanding ama.
Speaker 2: This is why I got into a huge fight with
Speaker 2: Carlisle the other day about Jesus and Christians and ascending
Speaker 2: and like Chris and I were trying to explain to
Speaker 2: Carlisle like I don't know much. I'm kind of ignorant
Speaker 2: when it comes to religion and stuff. I just know
Speaker 2: that organized religion just to me, it's like a net
Speaker 2: negative for the world, is what Chris is kind of
Speaker 2: trying to explain, Like, yes, these religions all do great
Speaker 2: things for people, but like by and large, it's caused
Speaker 2: more pain cours. Like you could say, like we built
Speaker 2: this many homes in Honduras, but like if this many
Speaker 2: kids had to get molested, like is that worth it?
Speaker 2: Like how much bad has this done a certain church
Speaker 2: versus how much good you know it's.
Speaker 1: Even if it's fifty points zero.
Speaker 2: Zero zero zero one percent bad, then it's not good
Speaker 2: because it's more bad.
Speaker 7: There's no there's no organization responsible for more death than religion,
Speaker 7: right exactly.
Speaker 2: So when Carlisle was saying, like, I'm a Christian and
Speaker 2: I'm sorry she's not here to defend herself. And I
Speaker 2: love you, Carlos so much, and I hope you got
Speaker 2: the last I hope you heard the last episode where
Speaker 2: I told you how much I loved you at.
Speaker 1: The end and how when she's in heaven and you're she.
Speaker 4: Will she Sadden.
Speaker 2: When we first met, she was like I told her
Speaker 2: I was godless because I used to be.
Speaker 4: And she was like, oh no, this is going to
Speaker 4: be a thing in our relationship.
Speaker 2: Like she was like, oh no no, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I would never that would never be a thing for
Speaker 2: me in a relationship. I would never not be friends
Speaker 2: with someone because they I might go, if you know,
Speaker 2: if you vote a certain way or something, I just
Speaker 2: might go, you can do that.
Speaker 4: But like I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're very smart, and so I don't
Speaker 2: like hang out with people who aren't smart like I might.
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't ever deny someone she's she grew up Christian.
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna be like, that's stupid that you grew
Speaker 2: up Christian, Like who cares, like that's what you grew up.
Speaker 4: But to identify as a Christian animal, I said.
Speaker 6: Oh, babe about it? Does she like, I mean, like
Speaker 6: this is the thing? She said, No, I believe in God.
Speaker 6: And I go, do you believe in Christ? And she's like,
Speaker 6: I believe it was a person? And I go, well,
Speaker 6: then we both agree in the same thing. I believe
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ was a person, and I also believe in
Speaker 6: a higher power. That doesn't make me a Christian. And
Speaker 6: so when you say you're a Christian, it really comes
Speaker 6: with to me as someone who might be ignorant and
Speaker 6: might be too judgmental, and might not be well read.
Speaker 6: I hear Christian, and I know there's great Christians, but
Speaker 6: I picture someone who thinks they're better than other people
Speaker 6: and who wants to convert everyone to thinking their way,
Speaker 6: and who has brought a lot of pain in this
Speaker 6: world by you know, pro life stuff, and uh like,
Speaker 6: I just connotate it with a bad that's the political stuff, Like,
Speaker 6: there is this spiritual aspect which I think could be
Speaker 6: helpful because the stuff that I've found in Judaism, which
Speaker 6: I don't like organized religion either, but the spiritual stuff
Speaker 6: that I like, there's a lot of overlapping with cognitive
Speaker 6: behavioral therapy stuff. Yeah, I think, nothing to do with
Speaker 6: God or anything like that.
Speaker 4: But that's why I was trying to find out what
Speaker 4: was that. Besides, I believe in God because every then
Speaker 4: you should be.
Speaker 2: Then you're Buddhist, then you're then you're I guess you
Speaker 2: guys don't believe?
Speaker 4: Do you have a god?
Speaker 2: Jewish people, I believe in God.
Speaker 4: It's Yahweh that doesn't have a god.
Speaker 7: There is the soups mostly that brings me the most comfort.
Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing is she was like.
Speaker 1: Religion the Jewish soup.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna like it. I'm gonna say like it.
Speaker 2: If it's not Jewish, that's dad at a deli.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm not Gonnas. You can't say Jews. It's the new thing, like,
Speaker 4: I just don't.
Speaker 2: I think I heard Michael ram point No no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you're learning, I think, And I'm as a non Jewish person.
Speaker 2: I think, I think John Jewish people have to be
Speaker 2: done with the word j e w s.
Speaker 4: It's not ours. How do you guys feel?
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 4: It depends on the context, like anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it just like it gives you know what
Speaker 2: it does. I understand the context and some people use
Speaker 2: it the correct way, but it gives people who are
Speaker 2: using it, like in a derogatory way, the excuse to
Speaker 2: use it.
Speaker 7: No, Luis, you have that great joke about Jews where
Speaker 7: he says Jews is the only derogatory term that is
Speaker 7: the same as the regular term.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 7: All you have to do is say you could say,
Speaker 7: oh he's a Jew, he's a Jew, it's fine, or
Speaker 7: you could say he's a Jew, and all it is
Speaker 7: you with a little stank.
Speaker 4: Why I think I don't like it.
Speaker 6: You can't win, Nikki, we can't. We have to keep
Speaker 6: the word as a positive thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point, but that's how it keeps
Speaker 2: it a positive thing, is like you're not you're making
Speaker 2: it so they can't say it. So only people that
Speaker 2: say it positively are saying it.
Speaker 6: But but then it's like a negative thing about Jews
Speaker 6: because then we're like you know, like sensory people or
Speaker 6: like telling them how to speak or whatever.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: But black people have a word that only they can say.
Speaker 4: How about you guys get one, you know, like they
Speaker 4: took it like.
Speaker 3: Off the rails today.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, straight white man, I do.
Speaker 7: I do feel bad that there's not enough words that
Speaker 7: I can only say and no other races and religions
Speaker 7: can so I do. I would love that there needs
Speaker 7: to be a word. I think to just level the
Speaker 7: playing field, there should be a word that only straight
Speaker 7: white males can say, the R.
Speaker 1: That word is the R word. I know.
Speaker 2: What you can't say is two words. I'm I'm sorry
Speaker 2: those words you are.
Speaker 4: Not allowed to say as a straight white male ever.
Speaker 4: Don't even try. Not that you would, but you're not.
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. I'm just saying that straight white men apologize. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm also rails you guys, keep up, pitch. Okay, we
Speaker 4: have to wrap and go to break, so we'll be
Speaker 4: back with more after this. Okay.
Speaker 7: I want to say that I was kidding about the
Speaker 7: straight white male thing you were. Some people might take
Speaker 7: that the wrong way and say Brian's a racist piece
Speaker 7: of ship.
Speaker 2: I mean I say stuff, I'm already worried about the thing,
Speaker 2: but I will say that. Michael Rappaport said it's Jewish
Speaker 2: people to people who aren't Jewish. No more Jews from
Speaker 2: people who aren't Jewish people, Okay, And I liked that.
Speaker 2: I was like yes, because I feel like it gives
Speaker 2: people who are saying it the wrong way a license
Speaker 2: to when it's like, well, this progressive person said it,
Speaker 2: thout this person, you know, this person who I know
Speaker 2: is not an anti Semite said it, so I can
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 4: But it's like, yeah, with you, it's just I.
Speaker 6: Know you're saying it anyway. If they hate Jews, they're
Speaker 6: going to say it anywa, they're going.
Speaker 4: To say to identify who hates you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's maybe what I want, is like it's I want
Speaker 2: us all to agree, like, hey, we're not going to
Speaker 2: do this anymore. So when people do, you're like, a ha,
Speaker 2: I know your true feelings even though you mask it.
Speaker 7: I see you don't have You don't hear the actual
Speaker 7: derogatory for jew very very often these days.
Speaker 2: I know the one for isn't it just like a
Speaker 2: female though? That's the one I know.
Speaker 4: The K word, yeah, is that for Is that for
Speaker 4: a female? I always picture that being a female.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's just true. Don't d y k is?
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: D y k e rhymes yea k y k.
Speaker 4: He's never heard that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Really, you don't hear it these days?
Speaker 4: Good good, that's great.
Speaker 3: I don't know where I even know what talking. Well.
Speaker 2: I know that there was a derogatory term that I well,
Speaker 2: I just spelled it for you. So say that in
Speaker 2: your head, and that's the word. Don't say y k e.
Speaker 1: Just say the word in your head.
Speaker 2: It's pronounced like I'm like bike, but with the other
Speaker 2: words letter.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know how.
Speaker 3: No, no, I got I got it.
Speaker 5: Okay, you've never heard that word? Okay, I have heard
Speaker 5: that word, but I didn't. I never even thought it
Speaker 5: to be Jewish. Oh really, what did you have described?
Speaker 5: I have no idea. I'm honest to god, I don't
Speaker 5: know what. I've heard that word, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Interesting, Well, I know there was a word that you
Speaker 2: taught me that was derogatory that I didn't know, and
Speaker 2: you didn't teach me in the way that you think
Speaker 2: you're getting nervous, but don't be nervous. It was after
Speaker 2: high school one day and Taylor used to call me
Speaker 2: nick the and then spry, and she would just say
Speaker 2: that because it was just a thing that rhymed with.
Speaker 3: Nick nick right.
Speaker 2: Nick the, and we would she would always say it
Speaker 2: was my nickname. And then one day she said it
Speaker 2: in front of you, and you go, what are you saying?
Speaker 2: You do not say that word. That is a terrible word,
Speaker 2: Like you got to learn something. Sometimes you just stump
Speaker 2: on a racial slur and it feels real good in
Speaker 2: your mouth because it's clicky, it has like some glottal
Speaker 2: sounds that really feel like it's it's I mean, that
Speaker 2: word is kind of like peppy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't know what it means.
Speaker 7: I remember, like, yeah, when I learned the word fuck.
Speaker 7: I was at my friend Mike Vurro's house and his
Speaker 7: uncle was there and he was so wasted, and he
Speaker 7: when we were just eating cake at the kitchen table.
Speaker 7: I don't know why they had cake, not important, but
Speaker 7: the uncle kept going, what the fuck's your problem is groaning?
Speaker 1: What the fuck's your problem? And then how old were
Speaker 1: you six?
Speaker 3: To you?
Speaker 7: He was, I think you were laughing at him because
Speaker 7: he was groaning. He was going eating the cake and
Speaker 7: fuck were laughing and what the fuck's your problem? And
Speaker 7: then the scars you. And then Mike Burrow's mom came
Speaker 7: in and said, Larry, stop cursing Larry.
Speaker 1: And he goes, I didn't do shit.
Speaker 3: So I mean, god, you remember that so well?
Speaker 1: That's because yeah, I mean yeah, I knew ship.
Speaker 3: Already traumatized by uncle what's his name.
Speaker 1: Well, drunk uncle.
Speaker 2: We were on the way to Spokane from LA and
Speaker 2: on their flight there was a family with young kids,
Speaker 2: and then there were these two men yelling back and
Speaker 2: forth at each other like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's fucking go, We're gonna fucking do it this weekend,
Speaker 4: just fucking fucking rude.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the And I was say seconds,
Speaker 2: I was turning around to confront the guy because I
Speaker 2: was just I was ready because everyone, I'm not afraid
Speaker 2: to these people. It was a small plane, and I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, hey, buddy, these are their kids right
Speaker 2: literally right here he was with the group that he
Speaker 2: was it was his kids.
Speaker 1: I'm on his side.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I feel like I was kind of
Speaker 7: slightly annoyed by that.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, Brian, you were on this plane. How could
Speaker 2: you ever be on that family side? I was saying
Speaker 2: that the whole family where you want if this plane crashes,
Speaker 2: it'll be good net good for the world.
Speaker 4: Talk about a net good.
Speaker 2: I was like, I would take this home if these
Speaker 2: people would be eliminated, because they're only going they're obnoxious.
Speaker 2: They're only then they have a huge family, they're only
Speaker 2: making more obnoxious.
Speaker 5: Yes, whole time, so you want.
Speaker 2: I didn't want it to, but I go it would make
Speaker 2: sense to me. If God just goes no, we're gonna
Speaker 2: lose a couple of good ways.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, I know. That whole family kind of like
Speaker 7: owned the plane.
Speaker 1: It was weird.
Speaker 7: There were so many of them and they were standing
Speaker 7: walking up and down the aisles the whole time, always going,
Speaker 7: like getting up from their seat to go talk to
Speaker 7: someone three rows in front of this people.
Speaker 4: I didn't get to see it happening. I could just
Speaker 4: hear it.
Speaker 2: It was of those planes where I couldn't listen to
Speaker 2: a podcast because it was so loud. I just had
Speaker 2: to blast my airplane.
Speaker 7: And Chris was sitting next to one of them. He
Speaker 7: was he was there's two seats in a in a row,
Speaker 7: and he was next to one of them. He was
Speaker 7: window in Seattle.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 7: Their special was taped at the Moor Theater across the
Speaker 7: street from the More Theater. You took a picture in
Speaker 7: front of it. There is a cool well. It's a
Speaker 7: k o h.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah k u h luk, and it's it's cute,
Speaker 6: it's cool.
Speaker 2: I think it's cool because it's like it says underneath
Speaker 2: it definition German cool meaning.
Speaker 3: Somebody posted that for your ben.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no. It's a store. It's called k
Speaker 4: u h l It's a store called.
Speaker 1: By the More Theater.
Speaker 7: And then the theater is a printing place called Swiftly Printing.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that is a second of anything else.
Speaker 1: It's not God. And then Nicky's friend from Iceland showed up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that well, I will say in the morning.
Speaker 2: I was going to go take a picture at the
Speaker 2: Marquee with all my friends the next morning, after we
Speaker 2: got Starbucks and then they were leaving for the airport,
Speaker 2: so I go, let's go get a quick picture. And
Speaker 2: so we were walking up there and then I saw
Speaker 2: there was a Seahawks game happening, and there was a
Speaker 2: father and a son, and then the son's friend, I'm
Speaker 2: guessing was the the dynamic there. And they were walking
Speaker 2: next to us and the son was like, oh, Nicky Glazer,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's got really nice she's got a lot
Speaker 2: of Netflix specials. She really funny. And I instantly was like,
Speaker 2: it's me, It's me, and I like lifted up my
Speaker 2: song lists because I just thought one of them might
Speaker 2: be like I don't like.
Speaker 4: Her, Oh she's kind of saving, that she's ugly or
Speaker 4: something like.
Speaker 2: I just was, even though Gared, who would have said
Speaker 2: that were so nice.
Speaker 4: Was like, I'm here, stop talking.
Speaker 2: I can't like I wanted to like just end on good.
Speaker 2: And they were so excited and they were like and
Speaker 2: we were like can you take our picture? And they're like, well,
Speaker 2: can you take our picture? They were so excited. And
Speaker 2: I'll say this another special thing in Spokane. I just
Speaker 2: got to see this couple. It was a daughter and
Speaker 2: mother and I met them probably eight years ago, seven
Speaker 2: or eight years ago when I was working in Spokane
Speaker 2: at a comedy club and I found out that Ten
Speaker 2: Things I Hate About You had been shot there.
Speaker 3: Okay, and there's a.
Speaker 2: Really famous high school like scene where the Marching Band
Speaker 2: and like Heath Ledger sings I.
Speaker 4: Love You Baby, and he.
Speaker 2: Like walks up and down the bleachers and it's like
Speaker 2: this big moment in the movie. And I knew that
Speaker 2: the school it's a really cool looking like track and
Speaker 2: field area.
Speaker 4: I knew that school was there.
Speaker 2: It's very iconic, and so I went and ran over
Speaker 2: to it when I was in Spokane years ago. And
Speaker 2: while I was there, there was these other girls that
Speaker 2: were there that clearly are there to see it too,
Speaker 2: but we were at this weird place that no, it's
Speaker 2: not like a lot of people go there.
Speaker 4: But I was like, are you here for ten Things
Speaker 4: I Hate about you? And they were like yes, and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god. And so I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm actually performing this weekend and they were like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, yes, we'd love to come to.
Speaker 2: So they came to a show that weekend, and then
Speaker 2: they've come to two subsequent shows.
Speaker 4: And I got to see them in Spokane the.
Speaker 2: Other night, and the little daughter was like, I loved
Speaker 2: your suicide stuff and I was like, oh, thank you,
Speaker 2: and she was like, I actually tried to kill myself
Speaker 2: last year. And her mom's like, yeah, she tried to
Speaker 2: kill herself and I was like, oh my god, oh no,
Speaker 2: and she was like it didn't work. But and I
Speaker 2: was like, please don't do it again.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 2: I was holding her face like no, don't you ever
Speaker 2: do that to me again. And but they were just
Speaker 2: they were just like so oh, she goes. It was
Speaker 2: actually the suicide aiversary was two days ago. It was
Speaker 2: like her two years su aversary.
Speaker 4: They called it.
Speaker 2: They had some name for it because they were like,
Speaker 2: we have to make fun of that. It was so
Speaker 2: great because I was like, yeah, you gotta laugh about it.
Speaker 2: That's why they liked my stuff about it, because they
Speaker 2: were like, it's so sad. Otherwise you got a joke
Speaker 2: about it. And so I just loved the lightness of
Speaker 2: which she was like, yeah, I tried to kill myself,
Speaker 2: like it was. It was nice in a way.
Speaker 3: And then was in tune with it too.
Speaker 4: The mother was like team suicide, like they were like
Speaker 4: raw ros sis, boombash, She's alive, Like isn't it crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They were like totally cool about it and best friends
Speaker 2: and had such a good time.
Speaker 4: And my show was so sweet. So shout out to them.
Speaker 2: I forget your names, but I love you and I
Speaker 2: promise you tickets to my shows forever and ever. We'll
Speaker 2: be back with more show after this final thought, Mom,
Speaker 2: thanks for stopping by.
Speaker 4: Last night. We went to dinner. It was so fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it really was, even though we had to wait
Speaker 5: for dinner. I know that was It's the Glasier way. Yeah,
Speaker 5: keep being good. Yeah, Dad liked the dinner.
Speaker 2: I mean there were a couple of It was so good,
Speaker 2: Barcelona and Saint Louis. Yeah, we did not get a deal,
Speaker 2: so I'm not being paid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you really did not.
Speaker 5: We thought you were going to get something out of that,
Speaker 5: but yeah, because you got to die.
Speaker 4: We know the chef there.
Speaker 3: We know the owner.
Speaker 2: The owner and he like came to our table and
Speaker 2: sat down and I was like, I'm getting the bill
Speaker 2: and they're like, well, you're going to get a discount
Speaker 2: and I was like I don't need one, but like okay,
Speaker 2: and they're like, don't worry, he's gonna take care of
Speaker 2: And there was no taking care of. But I don't
Speaker 2: care because I didn't tend for that and I like
Speaker 2: paying full price for things like but it was so
Speaker 2: it was one of the best meals I've had in
Speaker 2: so awesome.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I loved it. I was hoping you love it.
Speaker 2: No, Dad was like, these clams, Why would you serve
Speaker 2: these clams without your bread?
Speaker 4: What can we do this?
Speaker 2: This is my dad asking for bread. Oh God, the
Speaker 2: guy comes over, give him a break. Can we get
Speaker 2: some bread? Oh yeah, I'll have some bread. I mean
Speaker 2: this dish, like you wouldn't serve bread with this dish?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't like it does usually so this
Speaker 2: I mean I did order bread.
Speaker 4: I think I ordered like twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 6: You need your dad a food show on the Food
Speaker 6: Network because he's working for mudgeon All.
Speaker 4: They don't have that angle.
Speaker 2: He's kind of that's a really good point. My mom
Speaker 2: should do a hotel show where it's look at this
Speaker 2: and we should go to the restaurant.
Speaker 4: And then my dad did just go like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm not gonna I'm excited about it.
Speaker 2: When it's yeah, two sprigs, let us on this end.
Speaker 4: I just I don't know it's good.
Speaker 3: Given anymore, lettuce.
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 4: For whatever, dude, I.
Speaker 3: Feel bad talking about him. We love you.
Speaker 4: No, this is there's a pay well behind this episode.
Speaker 4: I'll never hear it. Just kidding, there's not he's gonna
Speaker 4: hear it. We do love you.
Speaker 3: I will definitely because he was kind of in a
Speaker 3: bad mood today.
Speaker 2: So but I'm totally the same as my dad, Like
Speaker 2: I'm I find myself turning into him when I go like,
Speaker 2: well that's what I wanted to, like muttering things under
Speaker 2: my breath a little bit like I'm being a brat,
Speaker 2: being a widow baby.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't see it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I can be such a whirky.
Speaker 3: I see you correct your Dan when he's being a baby,
Speaker 3: though you catch.
Speaker 4: Him, I don't. I don't get away with.
Speaker 2: Must be exhausting to be around me because I don't
Speaker 2: let either of you get away with your behaviors. Like
Speaker 2: do you ever try to give marriage counseling to your parents?
Speaker 4: Brian?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so that's you didn't do a good job.
Speaker 4: No, but I do.
Speaker 7: I do point out my dad's behaviors to him all
Speaker 7: the time, which I'm sure, but his current partner Vicky
Speaker 7: also does it, so I think it's pretty much relentless
Speaker 7: for him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it sucks to be told the truth.
Speaker 2: But I will I constantly quote this moment because I've
Speaker 2: been talking in therapy about how I can be a
Speaker 2: bitch and like a know it all and things like that,
Speaker 2: and in couples therapy because listen, I can bet I
Speaker 2: went off the rails today on this podcast. I got
Speaker 2: a little bit of a Kia, A know it all.
Speaker 2: That's what I call myself when I'm being like that.
Speaker 2: I'm a Kia right now. But I was thinking about, how, well,
Speaker 2: that's nice of you. But one time we were all
Speaker 2: hanging by the pool and I think we were talking
Speaker 2: about we were arguing about free will actually with Lauren
Speaker 2: and you and me, and you were like, I'm out
Speaker 2: of this conversation. I'm done, And my sister was like,
Speaker 2: I just it's not real. And I'm like, She's like,
Speaker 2: I don't believe it. I do have control over my thoughts.
Speaker 2: And I was like, but you don't. It's an illusion.
Speaker 2: So I'm but I don't know how to argue it properly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a hard one.
Speaker 2: It's almost impossible. But I just get it, and it's
Speaker 2: so mad when other people don't or whatever. And I
Speaker 2: think I'm superior because I get this thing that people don't,
Speaker 2: and I start getting an ego about it, but Lauren
Speaker 2: just goes you are such a bitch.
Speaker 4: You just sometimes you act.
Speaker 2: Like you just fucking know everything. You're so much better
Speaker 2: than anyone else because you're smart and you have it
Speaker 2: all figured out, and you're really condescending and you just
Speaker 2: like you just sometimes have And she said sometimes, which
Speaker 2: is a crucial thing. It doesn't mean I'm all the time.
Speaker 2: I think people start going giving you always. I remember
Speaker 2: not being offended at all. I actually was like, I
Speaker 2: respect you so much more that you see through my bullshit,
Speaker 2: that you see I don't have it all figured out,
Speaker 2: that you know that I'm just like insecure and being
Speaker 2: like a little like that, I am being it like.
Speaker 2: I liked it a lot, and it really opened my
Speaker 2: eyes to like, I trust her judgment of people so much,
Speaker 2: even though she you know, we hated each other as
Speaker 2: kids and said awful things to each other and I
Speaker 2: really didn't take any of that to heart. But in
Speaker 2: that moment, I was like, my sister's a more intelligent
Speaker 2: person right now than me, and she's kind of like
Speaker 2: telling me like it is. And I also learned Lauren
Speaker 2: as much more intelligent than me. When we did a
Speaker 2: trivia game on Thanksgiving, you were worried about that. I
Speaker 2: was disturbed. We got done with it, and it was
Speaker 2: a trivia game. I had played with Audio as a teacher.
Speaker 2: First of all, I know, but she's a teacher of Spanish,
Speaker 2: like Spanish.
Speaker 5: I know, but she's still it's not like she should
Speaker 5: do she's academic, academic.
Speaker 2: I would like to be an academic too. I want
Speaker 2: to be things that I'm not. And I realized I'm
Speaker 2: not an academic. And I'm scared to go on Celebrity Jeopardy.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's not for me, it's going
Speaker 2: to be it might be extremely embarrassing. And I was
Speaker 2: supposed to do it this season, but I was busy
Speaker 2: with f Boy and then the special, and I just
Speaker 2: couldn't imagine, like preparing.
Speaker 3: For everyone prepares for Jeopardy. They go through there a.
Speaker 4: That's scary thing. What if I don't prepare? Yous? Does
Speaker 4: Judaism have? And I go zero?
Speaker 2: I really remember that some religion didn't have a god?
Speaker 2: Like it's not a god, it's like an idea. Is
Speaker 2: there any religion like that?
Speaker 7: No? No? Is it?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What don't you guys have that everyone else has? There's
Speaker 2: something that the Judaism religion is lacking.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking, because that's my God, that's
Speaker 2: your idol. Yeah, that's the fores kit is my is
Speaker 2: my savior, Lord and Savior.
Speaker 7: Can you tell the story about when you were at
Speaker 7: the store and Chris or somebody, or you're at the
Speaker 7: hotel and Chris or someone heard people, Oh, this is
Speaker 7: a great story.
Speaker 1: You know, the one from the elevator where you heard people.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard people talking about trying
Speaker 7: to get into the store.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, So Chris was downstairs trying to get a
Speaker 2: package for me or something. He's at the front desk
Speaker 2: and I'm upstairs like feverishly writing on my laptop trying
Speaker 2: to figure out what to do for my sets that
Speaker 2: I had six sets, and so I'm just like final
Speaker 2: hours like figuring it out. And then he comes up
Speaker 2: and he's like the funniest thing just happened. He was
Speaker 2: like he's kind of like on his phone like so,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is something I have to do,
Speaker 2: Like there's something I'm gonna have. I'm involved in this
Speaker 2: in some way. It's not just a good story, Like
Speaker 2: I know, he's kind of pitching to me, like I
Speaker 2: know this is annoying, but it's kind of cool. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm down at the front desk and I overheard these
Speaker 2: the woman talking to these kids and she goes, well,
Speaker 2: who are you wanting to see? And they were like
Speaker 2: Nikki Lazer Andrew Santino like that's the show and she's
Speaker 2: in my hotel is next to the the event the
Speaker 2: comedy store, and so it was like that was part
Speaker 2: of maybe a package they bought with them or they're
Speaker 2: like they're just trying to get tickets through the hotel.
Speaker 2: And my boyfriend goes, who do you want to see?
Speaker 2: And they're like Andrew Sincy know Niki Glizzer. And he goes,
Speaker 2: I think I can make this happen for you. How
Speaker 2: many of there are you? Let me get your number
Speaker 2: and they're like who are you? And he's just like,
Speaker 2: let me just see what I can do. He's like,
Speaker 2: not tell home, and so he comes upstairs and he's like,
Speaker 2: I told these boys I got there one of their numbers.
Speaker 2: Is there any way they can get into this this
Speaker 2: show at this time? And I was like yeah, and
Speaker 2: so I wrote Emily from the store and she was
Speaker 2: like immediately it was like, yes, they're in. Got their names,
Speaker 2: and he was like, Okay, I'm gonna tell them and
Speaker 2: I was like, let me send them a video. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, boys, it's Nikky. You're coming to the show.
Speaker 2: And I heard you ran into someone in the lobby.
Speaker 1: Like you know.
Speaker 4: I was just like and they thought it was a
Speaker 4: deep fake.
Speaker 5: Oh my what?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I would pick a much prettier
Speaker 4: picture my face to do a.
Speaker 2: Deep fake on than me the way I looked when
Speaker 2: I shot that thing. And they wrote back and they
Speaker 2: were like all these young but they were like nineteen
Speaker 2: years old. They were in like twenty twenty two maybe
Speaker 2: college age. They drove down from Stanford and were their
Speaker 2: favorite commedians. They did say you're my favorite comedian female and.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I won the Best act you know, it's like
Speaker 4: winning the Oscars for Best Actress.
Speaker 3: Wow, you know by j Stanford boys.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, they were so sad and I saw them
Speaker 2: at the show and it was that was a good
Speaker 2: set on, like the one that I had in front
Speaker 2: of Amanda.
Speaker 4: Knox, I mean Clutes.
Speaker 5: Wait no, no, not Amanda Knox.
Speaker 4: I mad a Clutes.
Speaker 2: She's from the Talk I thought her name was Oh Coons,
Speaker 2: but it was because I was confusing the Knox and
Speaker 2: the Koons and the Clutes. But yeah, what Then the
Speaker 2: other story was, Okay, we're the elevator at the hotel
Speaker 2: and on our way out, flying to Spokane early morning,
Speaker 2: and the night before I had done Greg Fitzsimmons.
Speaker 4: I'm already laughing. I had done Greg fitz Simmons charity show.
Speaker 4: Is this charity called.
Speaker 2: Best Buds Best Buddies, and it's like to get people
Speaker 2: with mental handicaps work like in the community and give
Speaker 2: them supports. So anyway, I was holding this tote that
Speaker 2: said Best Buddies, and Chris is just making morning talk
Speaker 2: and he's like, what was that charity?
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 4: Like you just we're in the elevator bank, waiting for
Speaker 4: the elevator on our floor. He's like, what's that charity? Gun?
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't I literally have no idea.
Speaker 2: It's Greg Fitzimmons friends, Like I don't know. They put
Speaker 2: them together, the baskets that they gave us because the
Speaker 2: money from the shit whatever, and I'm just like kind
Speaker 2: of delirious. And then this guy walks off to get
Speaker 2: an elevator too, and he goes, wait, what charity is that?
Speaker 4: And I go, oh, it's just my friend's charity. I
Speaker 4: have no time for this guy.
Speaker 2: I don't I already don't have to time for Chris's
Speaker 2: question because I had no information for him about the charity.
Speaker 2: I've since looked into it to tap an answer. And
Speaker 2: this guy goes, what charity And I go, I literally
Speaker 2: don't know. It's just a friend's charity and it's just
Speaker 2: a tone bag from it. And he goes, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: that's crazy. I just donated to do a charity this morning.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I couldn't process what was happening.
Speaker 4: It was as if this man had never had just
Speaker 4: found out about charities this morning. I just maybe it
Speaker 4: was yesterday. He said. I just, oh my god, that's
Speaker 4: so crazy. I just donated to charity yesterday.
Speaker 2: And it was like the way a guy would pick
Speaker 2: up like a middle school girl, that's like you, you
Speaker 2: would you give to charities like like that.
Speaker 4: We might not know what that. That might sound like
Speaker 4: you're rich or something.
Speaker 3: Is that a person?
Speaker 4: He didn't say how much. He wasn't like I donated
Speaker 4: like there was nothing that It wasn't like, oh, a
Speaker 4: similar charity. It was just charities.
Speaker 3: What a coincidence?
Speaker 7: What a.
Speaker 4: He just wanted to brag about.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't that he was trying to pick me
Speaker 2: up and be like no, even that would be so
Speaker 2: embarrassing because Chris was right there too, So he was
Speaker 2: just bragging to a couple about how he had donated.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Just don't need to do a charity. I'm just like
Speaker 2: it was as if saying like I just breathe, it's
Speaker 2: an air too.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. I carry things in bags all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, on his elevator bag too. That's it
Speaker 2: was even worse than that. It was just the dumbest
Speaker 2: thing to be like, wait, what'd you go? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what's that?
Speaker 4: Oh my god. I know he's a good Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: a good person.
Speaker 1: That he wanted you to ask him about the charity
Speaker 1: because it was.
Speaker 4: Why no one that's no one involved with something huge
Speaker 4: would be that stupid. I mean, like, that's my problem.
Speaker 4: Whatever this guy is involved in.
Speaker 2: He is the biggest idiot I've ever I I would
Speaker 2: have given anything to follow him throughout his day. I
Speaker 2: would probably pay a scene amount of like a amount
Speaker 2: of money that would change people's lives to just know
Speaker 2: what that guy was up to the red like a
Speaker 2: little camera on him and the things he would say.
Speaker 2: Because then we got into the car and Chris and
Speaker 2: I just can't stop talking about him, like what is
Speaker 2: this guy doing?
Speaker 4: Who says this?
Speaker 2: Why didn't we follow up? Why didn't we ask more questions?
Speaker 2: Like we were both just stunned. We both looked each
Speaker 2: other in the elevator like, I never I'm very If
Speaker 2: you know anything about me, it's that if I see
Speaker 2: something weird, if there's like a little person or someone
Speaker 2: like disfigured or something, and like people you normally would
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, did you see that? I
Speaker 2: will I will wait until we're miles from the person
Speaker 2: to say anything because I don't want to ever make
Speaker 2: anyone feel bad or like, but man, we got in
Speaker 2: this elevator and I immediately look like Chris like what
Speaker 2: the fuck was Like we have to have a moment
Speaker 2: about this immediately because this man just said, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I just don't like speaking of charities.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about here?
Speaker 5: Would be the funniest thing if you would have said
Speaker 5: you are so amazing. I would love to just follow
Speaker 5: you around.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, this is what the guy want.
Speaker 3: This is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Honestly, this guy would be amazing, amazing round show.
Speaker 2: And so then we get in the car and I go,
Speaker 2: all I know is that his initials were aasy because
Speaker 2: that's what his loafers said. Okay, his like velvet loafers
Speaker 2: had this A on one and Z on the other.
Speaker 2: And Chris goes, oh, you sweet thing, those were the
Speaker 2: that's the hotel we're staying at. Those like the initials
Speaker 2: autis And it's not exactly the hotel's an initial. It's
Speaker 2: like the first and last letter of one word, so
Speaker 2: it's not and I and I did think maybe that's
Speaker 2: just the hotel slippers, but I go, there's no one
Speaker 2: that would ever wear those out and about through their
Speaker 2: day except this. Now, who are you, sir, if you're listening,
Speaker 2: if anyone knows what this man that is recently bragging
Speaker 2: about donated the charities and is wearing loafers that say
Speaker 2: A Z and he's probably in his like forties, I'm
Speaker 2: guessing early forties, with curly hair. I don't if I
Speaker 2: could tell his sketch artists. It would it would end
Speaker 2: up he would look like like some like an old
Speaker 2: member of of ninety eight Degrees, but thinner like he
Speaker 2: looks like he's in a boy band.
Speaker 3: But you know, he's got a fascinating life going on.
Speaker 4: Just the things he says to people all day.
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 4: Like over here. I want to be next to I
Speaker 4: want to play so bad, but I don't want to
Speaker 4: be in the conversation.
Speaker 1: I just want to eaves.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, that's why I did not continue it in the elevator,
Speaker 2: because I wanted to be away from it.
Speaker 4: But I want to just observe.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got to go. Speaking of eves and speaking.
Speaker 4: Of Eve's, oh great transition.
Speaker 2: OA, I am going to be New Year's Eve in
Speaker 2: Denver at the Paramount Theater, and I will also be
Speaker 2: their New Year's Eve Eve. So if you have New
Speaker 2: Year's Eve plans already, that's not an excuse enough not
Speaker 2: to come see me. It's not a drunken night, it's
Speaker 2: not a night that's going to make you too tired
Speaker 2: for the next night. It's just an I think, one yeah,
Speaker 2: one show each night. We'll get you out of there
Speaker 2: before your bedtime, will have a great time. We'll laugh,
Speaker 2: it'll be so much fun. It's the end of the year.
Speaker 2: Let go Maybe give it as a nice gift. What
Speaker 2: a great gift idea. If you're struggling to come up
Speaker 2: with something for your friend, maybe plan a trip around it.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's coming up December thirtieth and thirty first at the
Speaker 2: Paramount Theater in Denver.
Speaker 4: That's the show. Mom, thank you for being here.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: This was so fun, so fun. Don't Bika and go
Speaker 4: off the rail Sometimes