1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: Husband watched as well the tapes of the doorbell, but 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: we didn't know who they could be. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 2: We know, I know exactly who they are. They are 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 2: Jake's mom and dad, trying to find Jake in his 5 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 2: new Greatest Love. 6 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 1: And I were speculating. Jake came in and asked what 7 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: we were doing. Before we can answer, the color drained 8 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 1: from his face as he spat out, those are my friends. 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: Those are my friends and friends. Okay, okay, sure, just kidding. 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: Those are my parents. 11 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 3: Hey, language, I called that way. Editor is gonna bleep 12 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,599 Speaker 3: this out. 13 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 4: I called that. 14 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 2: He was good, I know where you're gonna say, Opie, 15 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 2: He was sure that can't happen. 16 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,279 Speaker 4: Jake kind of panic attack. Why does everyone in. 17 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 3: This fucking story you have Opie's her dress? 18 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 5: Well, she's like the billionaire, she's like the great dads. 19 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 2: This makes no says, How does everyone get her address 20 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 2: and knows where everyone's at? 21 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 3: See the trackers? Everyone in the world have her tracker. 22 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,320 Speaker 5: She probably posted it like, Hey, I got a mansion, 23 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 5: come to my pool party. 24 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: Na, she's hiding her dress, dude, she's got She's got 25 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: her hired security militia holding her down. 26 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 3: Back to the story tied to the story before Riley breaks. 27 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 3: He's already broken. 28 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 4: Just keep going. 29 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: Those are my parents, he was sure. Jake got a 30 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 1: pink attack. The fiance managed to call him down and 31 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 1: they were tired. 32 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 4: For the night. 33 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: Now we were wondering on the reasons why some demon 34 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: would let them out of their layer. I gave lawyer 35 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: friend a call, I sent him the video and he 36 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: invites us to his house. We talked and have no 37 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: clue as to why these two wastes of oxygen are 38 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 1: here and how they knew that A. I lived here 39 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:42,320 Speaker 1: and b Jake was here. 40 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, how did they know that? I would like to 41 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 2: know too. 42 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: You know I was a door mat Yeah, trauma, but 43 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: that changed. I don't take crap from anyone, not from family, 44 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: but least of all from these demons who hurt my 45 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: best friend so much. 46 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 4: Lawyer Friend and I devised a plane. Oh I bet 47 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 4: you did a plan to. 48 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: Smoke them out, to make sure they would crawl back 49 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: to the hell hole they came from. 50 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 3: They're like Batman and Robin. 51 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: That's true, of course, they are dynamic duo. Lawyer Friend 52 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: helped op Now this is Opie's chance to help. 53 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 2: She's lawyer friend. Le's just do what you've done for 54 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 2: everyone else. Do a no contact order and have them 55 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 2: go away training order. That's easy, Just do that, don't 56 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 2: You don't have to make plot line. 57 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: Out silence Riley first parents with all the craft from 58 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: the pass of the van, my parents became Jake Surrogate's parents. 59 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,679 Speaker 1: They stepped up and informally adopted Jake as a son. 60 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: They talked regularly and have formed a strong bond over 61 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: the years, and they they accepted him as he was 62 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: and still do. 63 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 2: Okay, Sorry, another thing, how do we not know that 64 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 2: Jake was their friend like earlier in any of these stories. Oh, 65 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 2: by the way, that's the reason why we know lawyer 66 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 2: friend is because Jake and he was involved. 67 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 4: He hadn't He hadn't said I'm getting married yet. 68 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 2: If you're gonna do another spin off, at least put 69 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 2: the put the plot. 70 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 5: At least put earlier thing cameo at the beginning, John back, 71 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 5: he's gonna break the studio. Let's keep freezing. So all right, 72 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 5: we're gonna keep going go ahead. John's only u Meian. 73 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 3: Now let's go. 74 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: After explaining who showed up, my parents promptly called Jake 75 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 1: and told him in his fiance to spend a few 76 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: days with them. 77 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 4: They wanted to see the fiance in the flesh. 78 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: My mother wanted to put him through her bullcrap exam, 79 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,959 Speaker 1: and he passed, and they had some quality time together. 80 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: Now that Jake was somewhat safe, lawyer friend and I 81 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 1: went on our merry way to do what we. 82 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 4: Thought was necessary. 83 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: I work with private investigators and called in a couple 84 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: of favors. 85 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 3: Where were the private investigators? 86 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 1: This entire ti y she didn't want to mix work 87 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: with pleasure. Who didn't want to mix business with a pleasure? 88 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: Riley's yelling from the bathroom bread, I'm not listening to 89 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: that right now. So a task for them dig up 90 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: everything on Jake's sperm and egg donor the good, the bad, 91 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: and ugly and the dark crap that would make people's 92 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: blood run cold. 93 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 4: For good measure, I. 94 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: Left them investigate every relative as well, just in case 95 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: they tried wearing capes and to come. 96 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 5: Oh my god, she knows, she knows they're superheroes. 97 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 4: She knows they're superheroes or super villains. 98 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 5: The fact that she the fact that she made that 99 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 5: reference is like breaking the fourth wall. 100 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, it freaking is breaking the fourth wall because you 101 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: know this is We're all there, We're safe to go. 102 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: So some of these fine people were very giddy. When 103 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: I explained what I needed. They'll couldn't figure out why 104 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 1: did they deliver? Oh my did they? Everything they gave 105 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 1: me went straight to lawyer Friend, so I will save 106 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: you the details. 107 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 4: But they dug and they dug deep. 108 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: Some specifics can't be shared due to the fact that 109 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: these things can trace back to certain specific people. Now 110 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: I don't like lawsuits if I'm the one being sued. 111 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: What can be shared is that, amongst other things, my 112 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: country's equivalent of. 113 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,040 Speaker 4: The IRS had a field day with. 114 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: The demonic spons investigation is still ongoing, but it's not pretty. 115 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: Any relatives that try to defend them were given a 116 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: very not so nice warning. 117 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 4: To stay out of it. They didn't well. 118 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: Certain information got to certain people, and many different kinds 119 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: of lawyers are getting their paycheck. Not a peep from 120 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:05,360 Speaker 1: relatives again. So Jake and lawyer Friend's parents did come 121 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: to our door when they found out. Quite funny how 122 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 1: eighty year old people will try to fight. 123 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 2: You just like push them and they're fun like one fall, 124 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 2: one fall, away, dude. 125 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,040 Speaker 6: They called the hotline though they're ready, they have someone 126 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 6: ready to fig them back up. They're saying they're going 127 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,679 Speaker 6: to go, They're going to lift another day. My God, 128 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 6: so too bad for them. 129 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,280 Speaker 1: That our dogs Lafoe and Poufu had a play date 130 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 1: and they weren't pleased to be interrupted. Lawyer Friend loved 131 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: to be the one to send that cease and assist letter. 132 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: The demonic parents called lawyer Friend's law firm after that 133 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: and berated him for quote unquote not hunting his parents. 134 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: I had the absolute joy of listening in on the 135 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: conversation as I had an appointment with lawyer Friend. Honestly, 136 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: that man should get a patent on poker face. I 137 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: will not disclose the exact content, but some very nasty truths. 138 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 2: To go ahead and state them. You run out of content. 139 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 1: Put some very nasty truths for being said before a 140 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 1: lawyer Friend disconnected the call. So for the reason as 141 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: to why the demonic came to our house, wouldn't we 142 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,159 Speaker 1: like to know? These demonic people found out that Jake 143 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 1: had returned home. After all that happened in the past, 144 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: Jake and the parents were no contact with the other party. 145 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,479 Speaker 1: Lawyer Friend and wife chose to side with Jake and 146 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: went no contact as well. Turns out that even demon 147 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,480 Speaker 1: spawn needs assistance, and they thought that they could bully, cajole, 148 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 1: and gaslight Jake into doing so. Their master plan was 149 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 1: to isolate Jake and then gang up on him to 150 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: do what was needed to make him help them. They 151 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: believed it was Jake's duty to do so as repayment 152 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,719 Speaker 1: for them raising him, and since he was gay, he 153 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 1: needed to do this for his great failure. They did 154 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 1: not try anything with lawyer Friend because as entitled as 155 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: they might be, they weren't stupid and they knew that 156 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 1: it might go wrong. It still went wrong, but that 157 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 1: was because Lawyer Friend and I decided to proactively figuratively 158 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 1: dig their graves for them. Even after the seasoned Assists letter, 159 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 1: those idiots still had to nerve to come back once 160 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 1: more and tell me that if I had been a 161 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: good woman, I would have made Jake normal again. I 162 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: simply told them that he was, that he was a 163 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: good man, a good uncle, a good brother, and a 164 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: good friend and so on. I told them that he 165 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: was all of those things and more. Despite their lack 166 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 1: of love and their resentment. Everything they denied him is 167 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: something he gave back one hundredfold to others. Then I 168 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: told them that if they didn't leave, then we get 169 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: to know our lovely dog, Lafoe and. 170 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 4: The local law enforcement. They quickly left, and they never 171 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,360 Speaker 4: bothered us again. 172 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 1: Now we are enjoying a well deserved holiday. Our children 173 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: are helping with some last things for the wedding and 174 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 1: are having a blast with fiance and Jake. I'm surrounded 175 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 1: by my family, those by blood and those by choice. 176 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: I get to see my best friend marry his great 177 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: love and live his life happily ever after. Finally, at last, 178 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 1: and I have some I have some great news, guys, 179 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 1: or some I don't know if it's great news, but 180 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: it's it's news. 181 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 2: To Another series is another spin off series. No spinoff 182 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 2: series is another spinoff cup of uh you know, Okay, 183 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,160 Speaker 2: we already have some some inheritance, We have some crazy 184 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 2: abduction series. We got some homophobic parents. Are we gonna 185 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 2: find out that uh freaking hubby has like a long 186 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 2: lost brother somewhere? 187 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 4: You know? 188 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 2: Do we find out that the kids are like, you know, 189 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 2: gonna go to a different college or something that they 190 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 2: didn't want to go to. 191 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 1: What we're gonna find is that this and I and 192 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: I double check to make sure is the final update 193 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: in this entire series. 194 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 7: OP. 195 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 2: If you want to get your nut off, just make 196 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 2: another Reddit account and do this story on it, because 197 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 2: that would have been great. They'd been phenomenal. That would 198 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 2: have been a great story on its tome. But you 199 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 2: had but you had to, You could have resist the 200 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 2: urge to messh it with this. Okay, I I believed 201 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,679 Speaker 2: you for everything until this. Why are you a magnet? 202 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 2: Why are are you a magnet of all this crazy 203 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,200 Speaker 2: stuff I don't understand? 204 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,960 Speaker 3: Or money like this money, money, credit card? 205 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 7: You know what? 206 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 4: Hustle? 207 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:50,679 Speaker 7: I love the hustle. 208 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 2: Keon, could you go to that Reddit link and go 209 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 2: to op and see if there's any other updates, because 210 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure the last update I saw was three 211 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,319 Speaker 2: months ago, but we got the final update here. John's 212 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,200 Speaker 2: gonna use the bathroom would be on that last link. 213 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 2: It would be on that last link. Yes, we have 214 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 2: some donos. Let me read the donos ugly old bad. 215 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 2: Thanks for the five bucks, Riley, since you are southern, 216 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 2: you're forgetting to use bless your heart. 217 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 4: Sorry. 218 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,720 Speaker 2: I feel like when people say use bless your heart. 219 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,080 Speaker 2: It's like, don't call me mister Wilson. That's my dad's name. 220 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 2: I feel like that, like I don't say bless your heart. 221 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 2: That's what my mom says. Bob Ross thanks to the 222 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 2: five bucks for the Happy Accident emergency had emergency alarm 223 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:29,680 Speaker 2: read phone call. My theory is it's different people logging 224 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:32,960 Speaker 2: onto the count and writing their own excerpts with only 225 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 2: some information from the previous person. Mother effort. It's a 226 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:40,959 Speaker 2: telephone fucking series. Someone give Riley Granola Barr. I'm full. 227 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 2: I'm just sick of this story. I I understand that 228 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 2: it's the five part stories, and I was all in 229 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 2: it for do it for Dan. That was that had 230 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,719 Speaker 2: some character arts going on. There was a lot of 231 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 2: different aspects of it, but like, how can this person's 232 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 2: life go so crazy? I don't know, I don't know. 233 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,720 Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just as soon as you did 234 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,439 Speaker 2: the lawyer thing lawyer friend with Jake being the brother, 235 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 2: that's where you lost me. I just thought, I don't know, 236 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,680 Speaker 2: we got this last update coming on everyone. Sorry that 237 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,000 Speaker 2: I that I maybe have burst some people's bubble, But 238 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 2: that's just my thoughts. 239 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,760 Speaker 3: On there's no other update. 240 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 2: Well, there's no other update. There's another Reddit account, op 241 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,800 Speaker 2: and do some stuff there. How's everyone's not going? H everyone? 242 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 2: You have literally everyone here has seen my day progress. 243 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,920 Speaker 2: If you're asking it, Riley, how was your day? This 244 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,319 Speaker 2: is my day and we're not even done yet. We 245 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 2: got to read so many more fucking stories. Your time 246 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,680 Speaker 2: a month, no time of month. I'm just heated that 247 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 2: the story is my God. 248 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 4: So God, I'm gonna give some some some thoughts. Do it? 249 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 4: Do it? 250 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,960 Speaker 2: What do you got to say about this? 251 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 4: This is real? 252 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:42,520 Speaker 2: Uh? 253 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,319 Speaker 1: You know, we have one final update, so I'm preserving 254 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:50,800 Speaker 1: my judgment, so you know, you don't say I'm happy. 255 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,400 Speaker 1: I'm happy because we've look we've been. 256 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 2: Through a lot every sorry for the girls. 257 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:04,320 Speaker 4: Know, I am glad to see the growth from every growth. 258 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,920 Speaker 4: I just looked at Riley in the that I just couldn't. 259 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,520 Speaker 4: I just couldn't. 260 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are your thought strong? 261 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 4: I'm excited for the growth. 262 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 1: And you know, honestly, I listen, listen, whether you're right, 263 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: whether I'm right, I am just cures I'm I am 264 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,520 Speaker 1: at least I am curious to see what this final 265 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: update holds. 266 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,840 Speaker 4: Me too, I'm curious me too. 267 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,000 Speaker 2: What long lost brother do you have coming into this 268 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:29,640 Speaker 2: next story? 269 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 3: We don't know. 270 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 2: They don't tell me right now. 271 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 1: Uh, Jem says big protein. I think less caffeine, no 272 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: more cats. 273 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,199 Speaker 2: I have hit my quoted today. 274 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,480 Speaker 7: Yeah, you're quote. 275 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 3: Your quote is up, but got half. This is half, 276 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:45,559 Speaker 3: it's half full. Let's close this out, close it out. 277 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 3: Series update update, Final update. The passing of mons in Law. 278 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 3: Well there is. 279 00:11:54,440 --> 00:12:00,400 Speaker 5: It's like it's like animate, it's like new episode, like. 280 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 2: We're killing all her characters. 281 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,559 Speaker 4: All gods piped down. 282 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,920 Speaker 1: Riley literally pull the TLDR after seeing Jake Mary Great Love. 283 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 1: The Great Love's remaining parents passed away. It was expected 284 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 1: and they left. 285 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 3: With dignity of love. 286 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,720 Speaker 1: We stayed for all the services and left and after 287 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 1: wrapping up all the ends concerning Great Love's parents, you 288 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaker 1: know now Jake's wife, Jake's husband, Jake and his husband 289 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,199 Speaker 1: moved to our home country. 290 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,320 Speaker 4: They are staying with my parents in search for their 291 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,120 Speaker 4: own home. It's a win win situation. 292 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 1: They get to save money as well as help with 293 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: the utilities, and my parents get some home care for 294 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 1: some very loving and qualified people. Unfortunately, we have our 295 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: news Unfortunately. 296 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,199 Speaker 3: We have our new sorrows. 297 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:45,800 Speaker 1: Riley Jush, my mother in law, husband's loving mother has 298 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: passed away. She fell on the stairs and broke her leg. 299 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,360 Speaker 1: Surgery is needed. She came out all right, and she 300 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,559 Speaker 1: got home and she was recovering well. Then came to 301 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 1: signs of infection. When the doctors examined it, they saw 302 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,439 Speaker 1: the infection was far more severe than anticipated. Okay, that's 303 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: the concern, but manageable, stronger antibiotics. A hospital saying everything 304 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,880 Speaker 1: should be all right, right, wrong, turns out that she 305 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,120 Speaker 1: needed another surgery. 306 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,599 Speaker 4: Tissue had turned. 307 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:14,160 Speaker 1: Necrotic, who they needed to operate and remove the afflicted tissue. 308 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:17,040 Speaker 1: We were worried, but we remained positive. Then the doctors 309 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: dropped the biggest bombshell. It turns out, after some other tests, 310 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 1: the chances of her heart liver in kidney's failing during 311 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,240 Speaker 1: surgery was absurdly high. Basically, she would pass away on 312 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: the operating table. So the only news is that she's 313 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 1: going to pass away, whether or not she had the surgery. 314 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: I still don't comprehend how this works exactly and how 315 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,800 Speaker 1: they knew this for sure. Heartbroken doesn't begin to describe 316 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,840 Speaker 1: how we felt father in law bought her a home. 317 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,560 Speaker 1: Hubby and I were helping arrange some palliative care and 318 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,960 Speaker 1: everything else. Family and friends were called to have their 319 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 1: say their goodbyes, and after five days of sleep, medication 320 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,839 Speaker 1: was given. Father in law talked with Blabbermouth, her lawyer 321 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,719 Speaker 1: and brother in law. They are in contact with a 322 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 1: lawyer friend about the funeral and the no contact order 323 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,960 Speaker 1: that is still in place. They make the arrangements. The 324 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 1: details concerning her temporary release from prison is not something 325 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,520 Speaker 1: we are dealing with. We simply told lawyer friend that 326 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 1: we wanted the no contact order to be upheld. We 327 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 1: all wanted to say our goodbye to mother in law 328 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 1: and not have any drama. Mother in law said her 329 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: goodbye to her loved ones. We know that Blabbermouth could 330 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,240 Speaker 1: say goodbye but had to return to prison. Told me 331 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,199 Speaker 1: and Hubby that she was sorry and she wanted our 332 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,160 Speaker 1: family to be whole. 333 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 4: We forgave her. 334 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 2: That is tough. I believe this, Yeah, I believe this part, 335 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 2: but that is so tough. 336 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:29,400 Speaker 1: She passed away Tuesday early morning. Her funeral would be 337 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,360 Speaker 1: the next Monday. 338 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,080 Speaker 4: Today. 339 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 1: Lawyer friend will call us for the final arrangements. Concerning 340 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: Blabermouth's attendance. I'm really sorry if. 341 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,040 Speaker 4: This post is a bit scrambled. 342 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,200 Speaker 3: That's the end of the series, no way, that's how 343 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 3: you end it. That's like the Sopranos where it's just 344 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,960 Speaker 3: like a fade to black, like what happened? 345 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 2: Yep, yep, you know what happens is we're gonna have 346 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 2: to do this five years from now, whenever more updates happened. 347 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 3: That's ridiculous. 348 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 2: Well, did John did the first part of this series? 349 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 2: This is like the last half. John did the first 350 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 2: part of this mega like a year ago, and we 351 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 2: had and this is like a catch up, okay, catch up, 352 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 2: So we're gonna definitely get a catch up in like, 353 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,960 Speaker 2: you know, three five years. 354 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 3: I did look. 355 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 5: I did look to see if there's any updates. This 356 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 5: update the mother in law passing away twenty days ago. 357 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 3: Oh wow, not even a month? 358 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 4: Wow wow. 359 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 2: Okay, because the one before that. 360 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 3: Was three more months ago, so this was just twenty 361 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 3: So she's. 362 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,600 Speaker 2: Gonna keep updating because last one was four months ago. 363 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 2: This one's twenty days ago. We know we're gonna get 364 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 2: one like we're way a few years. 365 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 3: I think we got to look into the new year. 366 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,400 Speaker 3: Somebody to record me. 367 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 4: I'm going to be here all right, guys, are. 368 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 5: Thoughts, final thoughts. That sucks for the mother in law? 369 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 5: That really does it sucks? 370 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 4: Mother in law? 371 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:38,960 Speaker 2: It doesn't suck. 372 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:39,400 Speaker 4: She's dead. 373 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 2: How can it suck for her when she's dead? 374 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:46,640 Speaker 5: Okay, Riley's on time out. This is gonna be John, John, 375 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,680 Speaker 5: what do you think about that? 376 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 4: We learned lots of good lessons here. 377 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 1: We learned that you should be generous, but you know, 378 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 1: be cautious, especially. 379 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,520 Speaker 4: When giving away money. 380 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 1: We learned that with people like the mother in law, 381 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: you know, people that are siding with other people, you 382 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 1: can give them a chance to redeem and see and 383 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 1: see if they come back, but also not let them 384 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,160 Speaker 1: into your life to where they can continue to bring 385 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:14,040 Speaker 1: back horror into your life. Whether or not this was 386 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: one hundred percent of actual or not, these lessons are 387 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 1: still true. 388 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 3: Very much so. 389 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 2: These are still true, she writes with a purpose. 390 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 1: The fact that Opie still held her generosity throughout everything, 391 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 1: still guarded it and and uh built up her own boundaries, 392 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: but was able to still keep the kindness and generosity 393 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: in her heart at the same time. I think was 394 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:38,520 Speaker 1: probably my biggest takeaway with something that'll walk away with Yeah, 395 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 1: yeah and take into real life. 396 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 2: It's crazy because you've seen it from start to end. 397 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 4: I've seen the whole thing. 398 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,760 Speaker 5: There's so many plot holes here that I'm like, like, 399 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 5: what happened to the youngest? You know what's going to happen? 400 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 2: Oh, we'll get we'll get updates later. 401 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 5: We're only on phase two right now, guys. Phase three 402 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 5: is coming out next year. Gonna wait a couple of 403 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 5: years for that to get in production. 404 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,240 Speaker 4: So guys, that's about it. 405 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 2: That is it. 406 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 4: So if you love us, just make sure to subscribe 407 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 4: We love you and. 408 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 3: See you tomorrow. This is an episode from Deep Within 409 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,760 Speaker 3: the Archives time for okop Relam. 410 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,919 Speaker 7: I told a client they are too fat for a massage? 411 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 7: Am I the a hole? 412 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 3: I'll be honest, Sam. It sounds like it. It seems 413 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,120 Speaker 3: pretty cut and dry. It does, But it's like, what 414 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 3: if they're just a monstrosity of. 415 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:35,680 Speaker 7: Of a human that came out wrong? What if they're 416 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,160 Speaker 7: too fat? 417 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 3: What if they're Yeah, just whatever procedures or whatever, I 418 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 3: can't fit through the door. You know, gonna say, I 419 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,639 Speaker 3: need to make a new door. That is potentially a 420 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,240 Speaker 3: scenario could we could we utilize a window? What are 421 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 3: the other gaping holes in the building? 422 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,360 Speaker 7: Do we loop them up and try to squeeze them through? 423 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:01,080 Speaker 3: I mean, you know, it seems possible. Yeah, I mean 424 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,919 Speaker 3: we innovate. I think we can engineer. I think we 425 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,679 Speaker 3: can always engineer. I said, we go for it, or 426 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,200 Speaker 3: maybe we cut out like a little. I don't know 427 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,960 Speaker 3: if you've seen that that video of like trying to 428 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,040 Speaker 3: move the world's fattest man and they had to get 429 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,280 Speaker 3: a crane and knock down his roof and so they 430 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,160 Speaker 3: like crane him to another location. 431 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 7: No, yeah, real thing, look it up. 432 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 3: Wow. I twenty five mail work as a mussur for 433 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,479 Speaker 3: a somewhat small spot, and I've been doing so for 434 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,760 Speaker 3: three years. This week I had to do something that 435 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:33,000 Speaker 3: I had never had to do before. A different kind 436 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:40,240 Speaker 3: of massage. Hmm, A happy ending massage. I've meant calfhraft muscles. Oh, 437 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 3: I meant a thick massage. Oh. Maybe I had to 438 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 3: turn someone away. What happened was that we had a 439 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,439 Speaker 3: group booking for four people. As per usual, I grabbed 440 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,480 Speaker 3: the questionnaire and waiver for the client I was going 441 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 3: to take. But then when I saw her I became concerned. 442 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 3: Uh oh, she So it's clearly well over four hundred pounds. 443 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,080 Speaker 7: That's hafty. 444 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,880 Speaker 3: I mean that's hafty. That's hafty. It is how much 445 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,960 Speaker 3: do you weigh? I'm like one, uh was one sixty 446 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,800 Speaker 3: or one seventy? I think one's seventy. I think I'm 447 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 3: around the same. I'm between like one sixty five to 448 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,639 Speaker 3: like one seventy five. Yeah. Ye, that's like three of 449 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 3: us in a human you know, I never thought about 450 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,159 Speaker 3: it that way. That's three of us. Can we find 451 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 3: another person our exact same weight and just tape ourselves together? 452 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,360 Speaker 3: We could and just see what the experience is like. Yeah, 453 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,479 Speaker 3: like imagine just carrying that all the time. A lot 454 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 3: that seems differ. I mean you probably bulked up under there, 455 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,800 Speaker 3: say I feel like you'd be bulked up under there? 456 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,840 Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, under all that fat like you're I mean, 457 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:54,080 Speaker 3: you can you can lift packing packing baby. Aside from 458 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 3: the weight capacity, four hundred pounds, it's a lot of weight. 459 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,359 Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if she would have been able to 460 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,880 Speaker 3: fit on the table, but I put that concern aside. 461 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,960 Speaker 3: So it's not only that the table could just break 462 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,280 Speaker 3: under the sheer force. Of the gravitational pull pulling all 463 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 3: those pounds to the floor into the center of the earth. 464 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,680 Speaker 3: But it's like there's also a lot of surface area there. 465 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 3: You know, super quick solution. I recently watched Nathan for 466 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:24,560 Speaker 3: You episode. Yes he had overweight people on horses with 467 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 3: helium balloons. Yes, he actually did it. So all you 468 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 3: need is like maybe three to four giant helium balloons 469 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 3: twenty pounds off per balloon. Wow, per balloon. Dude, that 470 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 3: is a weight loss program that I can get behind. 471 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 3: Could be the solution, but you know, not everyone's a 472 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 3: brilliant engineer like John doesn't think with his blown We'll 473 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 3: see what he does. We'll see. For the sake of safety, 474 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 3: I decided to weigh her, with the result being four 475 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:02,120 Speaker 3: hundred and sixty five pounds, the table's capacity being four 476 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,960 Speaker 3: hundred and ninety five pounds, So we're in the clear. 477 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 3: So we're done. Yeah, what's the story. There's there's no reason, 478 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,560 Speaker 3: so I give it her a massage. I decided to 479 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,199 Speaker 3: not risk it and the most polite. I feel like 480 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,920 Speaker 3: the bigger issue is not like the weight capacity, because 481 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 3: a lot of those things are built for like over 482 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 3: like to like well, exceed the weight capacity. I think 483 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 3: it's more like, how is this person going to even 484 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,119 Speaker 3: fit on the table? Those things are skinny. I barely 485 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 3: fit on the table right right, right right. I don't know, 486 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,919 Speaker 3: have you been on a massage table like my Like 487 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 3: I have like fairly broad shoulders. Oh yeah, and my 488 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,160 Speaker 3: shoulders are like, you know, exactly poking out, but they're 489 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,120 Speaker 3: right on the line. So if you're like a rather 490 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:47,360 Speaker 3: heftier gal, if you're you know, three of us, might 491 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,479 Speaker 3: be a little hard to fit on. 492 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,880 Speaker 7: Could be a challenge, Could be. 493 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:56,119 Speaker 3: A challenge, okay, in the most polite way I could. 494 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 3: I decided to not risk it. I told her that 495 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:04,000 Speaker 3: for her safety, I can't service her. That's an alternative. 496 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 3: I offered our other services where her weight wouldn't be 497 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,400 Speaker 3: an issue. Just put it on the ground, Just get 498 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,919 Speaker 3: a like a dog in the streets. Just get a 499 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 3: freaking like like a like a pellet gun or something, 500 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:15,400 Speaker 3: and just. 501 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 8: Like yeah or literally yeah, just like like what's the 502 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 8: deal with Like why can't do you need to be 503 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,920 Speaker 8: in a massage table to have a massage? 504 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,119 Speaker 3: Why do we gotta be horizontal? 505 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 7: Yeah? 506 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,399 Speaker 3: Why are these questions never asked? I don't know if 507 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 3: you've ever done a massage train, but like you can 508 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 3: do that standing sitting, you'd be vertical, laying down on 509 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:42,159 Speaker 3: the floors down. Hello, Hello, we are providing solutions. We 510 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 3: have everything from floor solutions to helium sealing solutions, massages 511 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 3: by Sam and John. Oh yeah, if you subscribe to 512 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,960 Speaker 3: our Patreoch Oh goodness, s tar baby. Oh yeah, that 513 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:04,439 Speaker 3: stands for massage. Unfortunately, she was too upset embarrassed. As 514 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,679 Speaker 3: a result, she and her group decided to cancel their appointments. 515 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,320 Speaker 3: And because of this, three of my colleagues absolutely hate 516 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 3: my guts. Now they all believe that I should have 517 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 3: been more accommodating to her. Okay, let me know what 518 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 3: you think in the comments. Should OPE have turned this 519 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,159 Speaker 3: uh this lady, this hefty lady away? 520 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,640 Speaker 7: Or should OPI have done some kind of solution? John, 521 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,200 Speaker 7: what do you think? 522 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:32,320 Speaker 3: So look, we mentioned many solutions, helium balloons, vertical massages, 523 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 3: but I got an even simpler solution. Go to the 524 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,879 Speaker 3: person and be like, here's the deal. The table is 525 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,040 Speaker 3: four ninety five, you're four sixty five. Are you cool 526 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:45,120 Speaker 3: with that? If she's cool with it, why not? Yeah, 527 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,240 Speaker 3: we just like have her sign an extra safety, waiver, 528 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,520 Speaker 3: extra safety. You know, little signature being bada boom, and 529 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 3: you get and OP gets money. 530 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,320 Speaker 4: Oh yeah paid. 531 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess like you are opening yourself up for 532 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 3: suit if she just like I imagine the massage table 533 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 3: just snaps in half, so she gets in hailed by 534 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 3: a piece of wood and you have just like a 535 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,000 Speaker 3: bleeding Uh. But maybe the fat would protectively and some paling. 536 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,119 Speaker 3: See like at least the vital organs. Every action has 537 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,760 Speaker 3: an equal and opposite reaction. 538 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:12,720 Speaker 4: I think it's fun. 539 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:18,360 Speaker 3: Let's do it. Am I the a hole for demanding 540 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,080 Speaker 3: my husband paying me back the one thousand dollars that 541 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 3: he owes to me. Bust out knows pockets, Baby, spent 542 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:30,040 Speaker 3: it behind my back. Run it baby, run it back, baby, 543 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,359 Speaker 3: give deposit that shit in my ass. 544 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 4: Crack Uh. 545 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 3: Fun place to get money, Yeah, it's the best place. 546 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 3: It's the stripper Heidi hole, baby green for your brown 547 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,480 Speaker 3: mixing collars. We are artists. 548 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 7: H My goodness. All right. 549 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 3: My husband thirty three and I are thirty one, used 550 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 3: to have a two income home, but in twenty twenty 551 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 3: we lost our home and whatever incomes his oh that 552 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,119 Speaker 3: is the sucks. 553 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:04,359 Speaker 9: Sorry, Op is rough. For many of us. True, true, we. 554 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,720 Speaker 3: Moved into a smaller apartment, had to sell many things 555 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 3: and give up most of our costly habits. 556 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:13,120 Speaker 9: I wonder what those habits are. Starbucks heroin the opposite 557 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:13,439 Speaker 9: ends of. 558 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,639 Speaker 3: The spectrum, because the gentlemen, do you know where me 559 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,560 Speaker 3: and Sam's been out of respect? Dollars? This is where 560 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:23,119 Speaker 3: you're dollars. Yeah, it's the fun Sam's heroin addictions. And 561 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 3: then John's just bailing me out of jail all the 562 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 3: way to start Starbucks. And then I'm like, oh, look 563 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 3: at us, just our two quirky hobits. So random, this 564 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:38,399 Speaker 3: is little sty. My husband has an expensive habit of 565 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,639 Speaker 3: going to the spa for a weekly massage session. A 566 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 3: weekly massage session, he don't sounds nice? All right, all right, 567 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,520 Speaker 3: treat yourself. I guess we'll live in an urban area. 568 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 3: So this stuff is ridiculously expensive. A single session is 569 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,919 Speaker 3: the one hundred and fifty dollars. Wow, that's rude. 570 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,040 Speaker 7: That's red. That's red. 571 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,879 Speaker 3: You could live in the messus's hands. 572 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,160 Speaker 7: And he has to have it every week. So that's 573 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 7: be one thousand dollars a month. 574 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,600 Speaker 3: Bro, a thousand dollars a month on massages and you 575 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 3: lost your job. No, I don't know, man, I don't know. 576 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,840 Speaker 3: I don't know if that flies, I don't know. Unless 577 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 3: you got like some Robinhood investments. You have to you 578 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,760 Speaker 3: have to have like a million in the bank. Yeah, 579 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,160 Speaker 3: a million the bank, no job, that's okay, yeah, yeah, 580 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 3: but not a million the bank and the job, and 581 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,399 Speaker 3: you're getting those massages. 582 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,000 Speaker 7: I don't know, man. 583 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 3: Do you know what we should do when we cross 584 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 3: a million on TikTok massages? 585 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:31,680 Speaker 4: Yes? 586 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,440 Speaker 3: And John and I couple massage where he read read 587 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:41,199 Speaker 3: it stories and we have U we do it. We 588 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,879 Speaker 3: do it like nude, but so you can't see anything 589 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,440 Speaker 3: against the table. Yeah, so like am I pants to 590 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 3: the butt? 591 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 7: Yes? 592 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,480 Speaker 3: That would actually, that would be funny. That would be funny. 593 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,840 Speaker 3: Serio Spotify. We could do it Spotify Spotify. 594 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:55,760 Speaker 7: All right? 595 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 4: Uh. 596 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,080 Speaker 3: I offered him to have his session at a regular spa, 597 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 3: but no, he has to get it from the luxurious 598 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,240 Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty dollars a session spa near the 599 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 3: restaurant we used to go, saying the lady who gives 600 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,640 Speaker 3: the massage is an expert, and he's used to expert. 601 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 3: What exactly? 602 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,720 Speaker 7: Yeah is that is that a happy ending massage that 603 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,200 Speaker 7: you're getting. 604 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,120 Speaker 3: Are we slobbing on some knobs over here? 605 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 7: Yeah? 606 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:20,560 Speaker 4: Are you? 607 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,920 Speaker 3: Are you leaving with some spiderwebs dangling from your ding 608 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 3: dung connecting to the ceiling six foot spread? Tom Holland 609 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 3: over here? That's his name, right. Problem is, I'm the 610 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,200 Speaker 3: only income earner, and I'm struggling to make ends meet 611 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:42,320 Speaker 3: for my freaking husband's massage addiction. I'm also pregnant. I 612 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 3: need to save money to prepare nursery. Are you pregnant 613 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:49,080 Speaker 3: with his kidp Like, are we pregnant? This this little 614 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 3: family over here? Hopefully? I mean it'd be back both ways. 615 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 3: That'd be even worse, way worse. Yeah, it wasn't his child, Yeah, 616 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,800 Speaker 3: I mean, I guess, or maybe not. I don't know. 617 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 7: I think it would be it would. 618 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,479 Speaker 3: It would look better for him, maybe because if it 619 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,560 Speaker 3: wasn't his kid, if anyone that should get the messages, 620 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,920 Speaker 3: sorry she care? Yeah, oh yeah maybe yeah? She got 621 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,879 Speaker 3: you gotta get this football? Yeah, dude, I don't. I 622 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 3: don't know this guy. This guy seems like a freeloader, 623 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,960 Speaker 3: doesn't seem like a proper parent. 624 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 7: You know. 625 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,440 Speaker 3: I told him to cut his sessions but he refused. 626 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 3: I told him I won't be paying for them anymore, 627 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,200 Speaker 3: and he said he'd get the money himself. 628 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,680 Speaker 7: How are you gonna get the money with no job? 629 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 5: Do it? 630 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 7: OnlyFans start a podcast? 631 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,399 Speaker 3: Yesterday I checked and saw that he's been using my 632 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,879 Speaker 3: credit card for his sessions for a whole month. 633 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,720 Speaker 7: And he maxed out the card completely. Oh oh. 634 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 3: I found that out when I went shopping for baby 635 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,120 Speaker 3: essentials and the cashier said I had no money. 636 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 7: This woman is. 637 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,960 Speaker 3: Trying to care for a child, the child beat dead 638 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 3: ass dead husband named doing shit. I had to return 639 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 3: everything and then went home and just went off at him. 640 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,160 Speaker 7: Good preach girl. 641 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,960 Speaker 3: I told him he maxed out my card and made 642 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,920 Speaker 3: me look like an idiot in the store. He said 643 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,800 Speaker 3: he didn't tell me because he knew I'd have an 644 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,400 Speaker 3: issue with it, because you're freaking stealing. Of course she 645 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,160 Speaker 3: would have an issue. 646 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,000 Speaker 7: Who guards you would have? Who would who wouldn't? 647 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,400 Speaker 3: You're stealing money, bro your steel ere steely steelers. I 648 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,440 Speaker 3: demanded he payback the one thousand dollars he spent, but 649 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,040 Speaker 3: he refused. I yelled at him, calling him irresponsible, and 650 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 3: he got upset and called me selfish. And told me 651 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 3: to stop playing victim and that this is affecting both 652 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,520 Speaker 3: of us since he's going to be a parent too. 653 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 3: How it is, it's both their kids and it's stressful 654 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,080 Speaker 3: for him, and I keep dismissing his own needs as 655 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 3: a human. Bruh bro. Also like, if you don't got 656 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 3: a job, get the baby supplies at least, why. 657 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,240 Speaker 7: Is she out here doing all the work? 658 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,120 Speaker 3: How about how about you care about the needs of 659 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 3: your fetus. 660 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 7: Broh bro. 661 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:51,720 Speaker 3: That fetus needs to be fed, that fetus needs us Yale. 662 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,080 Speaker 3: I went upstairs and he went out. He started giving 663 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 3: me the silent treatment, but I kept demanding the money back. 664 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 3: He said I shouldn't expect it back since we're married, 665 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,760 Speaker 3: then my money is technically his and I should stop 666 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,800 Speaker 3: using his unemployment against him. 667 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,360 Speaker 7: Bro, you are a deadbeat, dead ass husband. Care for 668 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,400 Speaker 7: your baby, Mike drop out.