Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Damnit Judge. Hey, Hey,
Speaker 2: go ahead. I'm excited for this reekcap.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm so am I there's been so much
Speaker 3: talk about this and how fucking horrible and oh my god,
Speaker 3: you so I really want to get your opinion on
Speaker 3: this because I was so convinced that I was the
Speaker 3: fucking devil.
Speaker 2: We're talking girls tripe here, guys, just in case you
Speaker 2: were curious, you're not talking Orange County.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I yeah, exactly. I am so excited about this
Speaker 3: entire season. It just looks so fun on there's so
Speaker 3: much prest's being done. There's so many great photo shoots.
Speaker 3: There's like Nienie's back, we get to see her in
Speaker 3: the first episode. Like this is iconic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's pretty exciting as and everybody's
Speaker 1: different style, you know, like everybody's picked up a different
Speaker 1: style as you know they did ten, fifteen, twenty years
Speaker 1: ago when they started the show. But how they kind
Speaker 1: of do flashbacks to each person at the beginning and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, whoa, you know, like this is this is what
Speaker 2: Houswives does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it turns out like it's very well edited, just
Speaker 3: and just I want to say, maybe even a little
Speaker 3: bit produced, because every event they go to it's just
Speaker 3: something like the boat when they have the cutouts of
Speaker 3: the girls, you know, and we'll get into that, like
Speaker 3: there's something pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of it's because they're breaking the fourth
Speaker 1: wall the entire time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's like, we know, we're watching a show.
Speaker 2: What is that? Is it like the Truman Show?
Speaker 1: Where are you watching a show inside of a show
Speaker 1: inside of a show?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I feel like.
Speaker 1: Nini joins Porsche while she is packing for the trip,
Speaker 1: and Nini will be with the ladies when they come
Speaker 1: to Atlanta we find out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but just seeing like you know, they did that
Speaker 3: intro getting out of the car, not showing her ringing
Speaker 3: the doorbell opening up and lo and behold, it is
Speaker 3: Nini fucking leaks. And it's been what since twenty twenty
Speaker 3: since we've seen Nini on the Bravo screens. I didn't
Speaker 3: think that we'd ever see her again. They're you know,
Speaker 3: I think it was the last time we saw her
Speaker 3: was the pandemic. Yeah, when she did the reunion over
Speaker 3: zoom and she slammed her laptop shut like I did
Speaker 3: you one time and never seen again until now.
Speaker 1: Well, I would have to say my favorite Nini quote
Speaker 1: is I said what I said.
Speaker 3: I know so many. There are so many. I mean
Speaker 3: the white frigerator.
Speaker 1: And I started thinking about how many times when I
Speaker 1: moved to La I've had a white frigerator.
Speaker 3: We've all had white refrigerators.
Speaker 1: It's like when you have the blinds that go down
Speaker 1: and you go, what are these ones.
Speaker 2: Called many blinds, vertical blinds, It's like vertical blinds.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm so old. I remember we had the
Speaker 3: Alvocado green refrigerator and stove, everything matched but white. It
Speaker 3: didn't make a comeback.
Speaker 2: It really has made a comeback. No, it's a pretty
Speaker 2: much dainless steel at this point, daneless steel, or they're paneled. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have one of each other. Way I know it
Speaker 2: likes now she thinks she's on Real Housewives of London.
Speaker 3: Yes, I got two. I got two sub Zerrus.
Speaker 2: She's got two sub zeros and soon she's gonna have door.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, don't make me all hot and bothered refrigerators.
Speaker 3: Getting frosty in here.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll stop, Okay.
Speaker 1: Then Teresa asked chat GPT, who is the most iconic housewife,
Speaker 1: and it sent her that is something she planned out
Speaker 1: like that, Tama Judge, you would do that shit yourself.
Speaker 3: I actually did it. I did it today, and I
Speaker 3: would like to read what came up. Okay, okay, and
Speaker 3: it said the first come on, it said, uh, Mimi Lakes, Teresa,
Speaker 3: Vicky Gumbelson and Tama Judge.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's as if your chat GPT knows it's coming
Speaker 1: from your laptop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, so and then I thought that too,
Speaker 3: well if it obviously chat knows everything about me, and
Speaker 3: it kind of freaks me out sometimes when I ask
Speaker 3: it a question, it's like, well, since your daughter got
Speaker 3: a nose job three weeks ago, I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 2: Remember? Oh, I didn't stop doing it.
Speaker 1: Remember when we used to say each other's names, and
Speaker 1: then we would have because if you don't have Siri
Speaker 1: anymore in your house, but then it would like hear
Speaker 1: us and it would start like responding to us, and
Speaker 1: we're like no, no, no, shut up.
Speaker 2: We were doing a podcast and you have Alexa in
Speaker 2: your house. You have an Alexa.
Speaker 3: I don't Eddie disconnected all of them.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: You're it used to happen when we were on a
Speaker 1: podcast together because you have Alexa.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I thought you said sirio.
Speaker 1: I did say siri because I've never had one of those.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear anybody else talk back to me.
Speaker 3: That's funny. So I would imagine, because Teresa has her
Speaker 3: own chut that it's obviously going to throw our name.
Speaker 3: But I put it in there and her name was
Speaker 3: on there as well. But actually Nini leaks. So we
Speaker 3: need somebody that is not a housewife because I'm sure
Speaker 3: if you do it, Teddy, it's going to say your
Speaker 3: name as well.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it won't. I am absolutely, definitively sure it
Speaker 2: will not.
Speaker 3: Well, then I should probably not tell you what I'll say.
Speaker 2: Chatted, Oh god, what.
Speaker 3: I chatted?
Speaker 2: Oh it didn't say your name when I we just
Speaker 2: pulled it up.
Speaker 3: Most disliked across Brabo fandom. The names come up Kelly Dodd,
Speaker 3: Lisa Runna, Daniel Stobbs, and Teddy Mellencaps.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've made a list. I did it again. I
Speaker 2: always make that hated list, and you know what, thriving.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised I make the hated list, But again, it's
Speaker 3: my chat. If somebody else does it, you'll have a
Speaker 3: different answer, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: But either way, I you know, at least I made
Speaker 2: a list. But who do you think it should be?
Speaker 2: Would you give it to Nini over Teresa? You can't
Speaker 2: say yourself.
Speaker 3: I would never say myself.
Speaker 2: Never.
Speaker 3: Actually, I would say Kyle. I think Kyle is the
Speaker 3: most well known housewife out there, and she's still currently
Speaker 3: on the show, so I mean it depends on what.
Speaker 3: There's different levels. Like, it's just that Nini hasn't been
Speaker 3: on for so long. I mean it's been six years
Speaker 3: since she's been on Bravo, and I think she's iconic.
Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of housewives that stand out
Speaker 3: that are no longer on the shows.
Speaker 2: Candy Candy was great, but I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of historically great housewives and
Speaker 1: moments and sayings.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, oh for sure. So according to Chat, the
Speaker 3: top ten most iconic Nini, Teresa, Bethany Vicki, Lisa, Kyle, Ramona, myself,
Speaker 3: and Luanne.
Speaker 2: I mean that tracks, I mean at tracts, But I
Speaker 2: mean then the ladies.
Speaker 3: Well, it's all oldies. It's all people from the very beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I think like Housewife, it's different now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think it would have to add
Speaker 1: on like Emeredith Marks comment or Elisa Bart like, there's
Speaker 1: just there's other quotes that come that.
Speaker 2: Reach these quotes now for sure. But then the ladies
Speaker 2: are in. See I almost shit my pants.
Speaker 1: When Vicky gives them with paperwork to fill out if
Speaker 1: they're uninsured.
Speaker 3: I die. This is another level even for Vicky Gumbelson.
Speaker 1: I mean, I could you imagine the lecture Vicky would
Speaker 1: give me if she knew I didn't have life insurance.
Speaker 3: Well, now she's gonna know, because it's going to be
Speaker 3: out there, and then she's probably going to tell you
Speaker 3: you can't get it now.
Speaker 2: Of course she's going to tell me I can't get
Speaker 2: it now. It was my biggest mistake.
Speaker 1: And I told people a thousand times it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how old you are.
Speaker 2: I've been sure at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I mean it was such a great thing
Speaker 3: to do, and the way she did it and handing
Speaker 3: it out, and then what was that button that was pushed?
Speaker 2: Oh it was her snore whenever she gets the snore.
Speaker 3: I need to know did she think of these things?
Speaker 3: Or did Christian gracenow Well or him or Laser because
Speaker 3: you know Laser produces, he is executive.
Speaker 2: I don't think Laser thought of the snore button. That
Speaker 2: doesn't seem like a straight man that came up with it.
Speaker 3: You think, I don't know. I thought it was great
Speaker 3: that actual hotel. You will see me at that hotel
Speaker 3: this season, and you might say it's a little cringe,
Speaker 3: but just give me a little four warning.
Speaker 2: Okay, you had a little for one warning.
Speaker 1: But then what about when Porscha jokes that she doesn't
Speaker 1: wear long nails anymore and the girls that get it
Speaker 1: get it, and the ones that don't are like it's
Speaker 1: right over their heads.
Speaker 3: Did you get it?
Speaker 2: Of course I got it? Did you get it?
Speaker 3: Let me see your nails?
Speaker 2: Short short?
Speaker 3: Short?
Speaker 2: That tracks? Well?
Speaker 1: Mine are like not short short, but I mean you
Speaker 1: can see the whites of my nails. They're either long,
Speaker 1: I just need to get them.
Speaker 3: I had a Crylix the entire time, or a gel
Speaker 3: ax or whatever they're calling filming, and I was just like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I just want them gone. I just want like my
Speaker 3: own nails. So these are just my nails.
Speaker 2: With gel on them.
Speaker 1: That's what I've been doing too, because I wanted mine
Speaker 1: just to breathe when I did it myself. Well, you
Speaker 1: got a brag about that, but you do have your
Speaker 1: you used to have your license. But the Ultimate Girls Trip,
Speaker 1: it's being educational by this because I'm sure there are
Speaker 1: some people that had to google what that meant.
Speaker 3: Would you like to tell everybody what it meant?
Speaker 2: Nope, do your homework, bitches, do your homework like I
Speaker 2: had to do mine.
Speaker 3: If you're swimming in the Lady Palm, you can't have.
Speaker 2: You might hurt something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard it, not heard it.
Speaker 2: Then the women go on a.
Speaker 1: Yacht and they're surprised with the cardboard cutouts of the ladies.
Speaker 1: The first season, I don't remember if it was Kyle
Speaker 1: that said this or who said this, but somebody was like,
Speaker 1: why are we all dressed like we're going to different places?
Speaker 3: Oh? It was crazy because they were like Teresa's in
Speaker 3: a bathing suit, Vicki's in leather, Kyle's just like casual
Speaker 3: boat day, like everybody is dressed different.
Speaker 2: I'm like, did they not get a memo? Well, this
Speaker 2: is what I came to terms with that it was cold. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was cold.
Speaker 3: It was cold and everyone when did they film this December?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yeah, I think, But.
Speaker 3: When you're on a yacht in the Newport little I
Speaker 3: don't even know did the boat did the boat take off?
Speaker 3: I don't remember host I don't know think it ever moved.
Speaker 2: And I didn't hear anybody complain about being seasick.
Speaker 3: Right, so you're not going swimming, you're.
Speaker 2: Not going swimming.
Speaker 1: But either way, it just was hilarious that they said
Speaker 1: it because it was exactly what was on my mind
Speaker 1: and I was thinking it.
Speaker 3: Well, even when pictures on Instagram came out of them
Speaker 3: walking on the boat. When you saw and they show
Speaker 3: the fans and you know, they're really breaking the fourth
Speaker 3: wall on this and the girls are like hi, hi,
Speaker 3: oh my god. People were saying they're all dressed different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, that's Orange County all the time.
Speaker 2: I can say, I can.
Speaker 3: We're always dressed different.
Speaker 2: Like doesn't isn't there standard invitation that one would get
Speaker 2: like could that been like yacht rock or whatever? What
Speaker 2: is that? Sett used to always call it that the
Speaker 2: music that you listened to when you're on a yacht
Speaker 2: got rock? Is it yacht rock?
Speaker 3: But yacht rock I don't think has anything to do
Speaker 3: with it. I don't understand why.
Speaker 2: It's it's all attire.
Speaker 3: It's all seventies like eighties like whatever. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 3: I mean, but even like our producers on our show Left,
Speaker 3: they're like, every time you guys go to an event,
Speaker 3: you guys are dressed like you're all going to a
Speaker 3: different place. Yeah, like just that's because everybody's opinion of what,
Speaker 3: you know, casual is yeah, or a boat party. And
Speaker 3: then you have people across the board and all the
Speaker 3: franchises that over dress for everything.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure overdress. I also want to know how
Speaker 1: they got all this in one bag. There's multiple costumes.
Speaker 1: But I know, what about when Vicky strikes again because
Speaker 1: they're on the yacht with all their cardboard cutouts, and
Speaker 1: then Vicky goes, you know it's I mean, you can
Speaker 1: look around and it's quite obvious the.
Speaker 2: Most and then Vicky's like, Teresa, I think it's you,
Speaker 2: and Teresa's like, find just all I've had is my
Speaker 2: open lip done? Fucking bitch?
Speaker 3: No, she said, all I did was a tip from
Speaker 3: my nose. By the way, nobody just does the tip
Speaker 3: of her nose.
Speaker 2: I don't think nobody just gets the tip, just the tip.
Speaker 3: Who do you think had changed the most? Do you
Speaker 3: think it was Teresa?
Speaker 2: Well, I think that everybody.
Speaker 1: I think Teresa all in all has changed the most
Speaker 1: because I think she also we see like a zen
Speaker 1: version of Teresa.
Speaker 2: Now well we also.
Speaker 3: See you know, her hair's curly, the teeth are different,
Speaker 3: the nose is different. Maybe the hairline might be a
Speaker 3: little bit different. She does look different, but everybody looks.
Speaker 3: Kyle looks different.
Speaker 2: Everyone looks different.
Speaker 1: That being said, we go back ten years from fifteen
Speaker 1: years from now, you look different.
Speaker 2: I will absolutely like. It doesn't have to mean that
Speaker 2: it's because of work.
Speaker 3: Well, my son said on Mother's Day that I'm Benjamin Button.
Speaker 2: He's on your payroll, wants to be.
Speaker 1: I think that Luanna spot On, she's like Vicky is
Speaker 1: Ramona esque.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I agree with that.
Speaker 3: And here's the thing about Vicky. Vicky you will see
Speaker 3: this season on Orange County. She steps in her own shit.
Speaker 3: She's the first one to say I don't want any drama,
Speaker 3: but then we'll say something like, well, Teresa, you're the
Speaker 3: one that changed the most, or smack her hands down
Speaker 3: when somebody's trying to tell it, you know, a story
Speaker 3: about how they went to jail and said pay your
Speaker 3: taxes and I'm like, oh god, Vicky, and then she's
Speaker 3: like well, and she gets away with it. She always
Speaker 3: gets away with it.
Speaker 2: Because of the tonality of her voice, and she's funny.
Speaker 3: The way she says it is funny. Now, did it
Speaker 3: warm your heart because you and Vicky have had a
Speaker 3: rocky pass to see Vicky and Kyle get along, so.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I kind of felt like I knew that
Speaker 1: would happen, because if you don't poke at Vicky like
Speaker 1: Vicky poked at me and then I poked your back,
Speaker 1: like Kyle's not gonna do that with Vicky.
Speaker 3: Like there's Kyle got mad at me and Vicky when
Speaker 3: we got fired, Well, yeah, because we did Instagram live
Speaker 3: and I think Vicky might have said, well, why is
Speaker 3: Kyle still on the show and we're not, or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I would have gotten mad too, like somebody tries
Speaker 1: to mess with somebody else's pay check.
Speaker 3: Talk about pain and I don't I can't remember what
Speaker 3: it was, but you know, it was all a blur.
Speaker 2: But but then Giselle asks what they all I mean?
Speaker 1: This is like this is like narcissism one oh one,
Speaker 1: like this entire thing. It's like you can just see
Speaker 1: why everybody has ever been cast on the show.
Speaker 3: Oh for sure.
Speaker 1: Like Giselle asked what they all think their most iconic
Speaker 1: moment is.
Speaker 2: Vicky tells the story, but it's so long. She's like
Speaker 2: it's showing up on my son's college and doing a
Speaker 2: cake stand and then back to it was like forty
Speaker 2: five minutes long.
Speaker 1: I was like, Vicky, this is a one line. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, should be a sound bite.
Speaker 3: Right, And then when Kyle said running out the door
Speaker 3: in Amsterdam in our cape, I don't even remember that,
Speaker 3: but it's freaking hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: He was like, like gets in the fight and they're
Speaker 1: the glass everywhere, and Kyle's like it was like a.
Speaker 3: Superhero hero taking off. And I think if the camera
Speaker 3: would have stayed on her longer, she would have started
Speaker 3: flying off.
Speaker 2: She would have been like the Jetsons. Just yeah.
Speaker 3: And then Lisa said her a hot mic moment.
Speaker 1: Pardon yeah, Lisa said her hot moment, I of course
Speaker 1: would have been like I think Kyle's is You're such
Speaker 1: a fucking liar Camille.
Speaker 3: That or yeah, yeah, probably. I mean there's a lot,
Speaker 3: it's so hard to pick.
Speaker 1: Then Porsche's the megaphone reunion moment with Kenya.
Speaker 3: That was pretty funny. And then Giselle's is Karen's birthday
Speaker 3: party where she said wherever I sit is the baddest
Speaker 3: place in the building. Gazelle has a lot of them.
Speaker 3: I don't know, do you think that that was the
Speaker 3: It's hard when you're put on the spot like that,
Speaker 3: Like it's kind of hard to remember those things.
Speaker 1: Well, I kind of all I could think about when
Speaker 1: we were talking about Giselle is the jacket she wore
Speaker 1: to Karen's conference.
Speaker 2: The jacket she were a Karen I don't remember that,
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: I mean, all of these girls have been on, well
Speaker 3: except for Lisa Barlow ten plus years, right.
Speaker 2: But Lisa Barlow's fitting right in. She's not having any issue.
Speaker 3: And they're not newbies. Now. How long has Salt Lake
Speaker 3: City been on? Five years?
Speaker 2: I feel like five years.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then Teresa's is her flip her table flip moment.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Luenne's is when Heather was pissed about her bringing her
Speaker 1: back to the house in Luan goes.
Speaker 2: So be cool, don't be like uncool. Meanwhile, I love
Speaker 2: when lu Ayne fell in the bush.
Speaker 3: That's what I was just gonna say, Damn you. I
Speaker 3: love when she fell in the bush.
Speaker 2: I love she fell in the bush. It was so
Speaker 2: funny for me.
Speaker 1: And Teresa is opening up about her mortgage fraud and
Speaker 1: Joe not paying her taxes for ten years, and Vicky
Speaker 1: flips out.
Speaker 2: She's like, Vicki's like, this is.
Speaker 3: A financial last time.
Speaker 2: This is why everyone nature listened to me.
Speaker 3: Vicky. I know her personally, and this is something that
Speaker 3: we do really click on because when it comes to
Speaker 3: invest investing, saving anything financial, we're a lot alike. But
Speaker 3: Vicky hearing anybody not staying on top of their finances
Speaker 3: and paying their taxes like the worst thing in the
Speaker 3: world that you can mention to her so much so
Speaker 3: that she went from selling insurance health insurance to doing
Speaker 3: like financial planning, so she's really good about that stuff.
Speaker 3: So she's like being Vicky and freaking out, and pay
Speaker 3: your taxes.
Speaker 1: I was bummed because I was like, I want to
Speaker 1: hear what Teresa was gonna say next, and now you
Speaker 1: had to go make it all about yourself, Victoria. But
Speaker 1: I mean, doesn't change the fact that, yes, you need
Speaker 1: to get your health your life insurance, so you can
Speaker 1: go to Vicky Gumbelson to do so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's your plug.
Speaker 1: As they're getting ready for the eighties Bunco Part eight,
Speaker 1: did you do the first Bunco party?
Speaker 3: I did the very first eighties Bunco party in San
Speaker 3: Juan Capistrano. It was a shit show and it was
Speaker 3: The backstory is is Vicky gets in fight with Gretchen
Speaker 3: and Slade. He makes fun of her looks, then he
Speaker 3: goes on stage. I mean, it's a whole Is that.
Speaker 2: Why they broke the picture of Slade? Well Luanne did that? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, but she must have known the story.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, as they're getting ready for the party, Gizelle and
Speaker 1: Luanne discuss Vicky.
Speaker 2: Luene says VICKI tends to have a mean streak.
Speaker 3: Did you notice when Gizelle said, I thought I was
Speaker 3: going to be the mean one, but it's Vicky. She
Speaker 3: goes like, I was looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: Well, I love this exchange between Giselle and Vickie.
Speaker 2: She's like, who are you close with? So Giselle is like,
Speaker 2: who are you close with? Tamra?
Speaker 1: And then Vicky's like, I love Tamra, but I always
Speaker 1: worry about her. And then Joseelle's like, worry about what
Speaker 1: she's gonna say. Vicky's like just for the cameras, the wow.
Speaker 1: Then Gizelle's like, of course Tarman needs to.
Speaker 2: Know this when she arrives.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I know. And me and Giselle like
Speaker 3: we really like I've met her a few times, but
Speaker 3: we really clicked at the Bunco party and the way
Speaker 3: that we operate a maneuver and are very mindful of
Speaker 3: people talking over each other or nothing's going on in
Speaker 3: the scene, or we always are the ones that kind
Speaker 3: of have the questions to ask that would make sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's like it's what stirs. You guys know
Speaker 2: how to star.
Speaker 1: Nobody can stir the pot as effortlessly as you two, right,
Speaker 1: but just kind.
Speaker 3: Of just move storylong. If we're all sitting around table
Speaker 3: and we're talking about, you know, somebody's neighbor's kid down
Speaker 3: the street, you know it's not going to make it
Speaker 3: and I don't want to waste my time, So let's
Speaker 3: talk about something that's relevant to the show. It doesn't
Speaker 3: have to be something dramatic or whatever.
Speaker 2: You know, just something that is going to be used.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like when we us, like we're on
Speaker 1: the show talking about another TV show.
Speaker 2: You know, it's not going to be aired on right
Speaker 2: you housewive show.
Speaker 1: But then the family go to get in the car
Speaker 1: and Kyle has pranked them with a family van. I
Speaker 1: love that some of the girls like wouldn't even get
Speaker 1: in the family van, and some of them are like, well,
Speaker 1: just get in, let's go, like we got to get
Speaker 1: to the party already.
Speaker 3: I know, Well, I don't think they I thought they.
Speaker 3: I think they actually think they were going to get
Speaker 3: it and go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't think it's part of the show.
Speaker 3: And then she's like, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2: I'm just joking.
Speaker 1: And then two SUVs pull up like without it like
Speaker 1: a speck of dirt on them.
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh huh, yeah, But.
Speaker 3: It just shows like how they're producing the show, how
Speaker 3: they're paying attention to detail. Yeah, like they're showing like, Okay,
Speaker 3: Vicky had a fit about a family van. Let's bring
Speaker 3: a family van in like all the things. So I'm
Speaker 3: loving it, loving it.
Speaker 1: They're all at the Quiet Women for Bunko. Vicki gets
Speaker 1: on stage and opens up about fifteen years ago how
Speaker 1: she got surgery after Slade called her miss Piggy and
Speaker 1: Gretchen stood up for him at Bunco. Then there's a
Speaker 1: shrine of Gretchen and Slade and Luyne bust the photos
Speaker 1: frames up.
Speaker 3: Well, there was like a whole speech and I don't
Speaker 3: think they showed obviously they don't show all of anything.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 3: Luam was the first one. I think there were several people.
Speaker 3: I think every single one of those pickers were. There's
Speaker 3: glass everywhere.
Speaker 1: But I have a question though if I were Vicky,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even say their names, let alone give them
Speaker 1: a shrine.
Speaker 3: That's how I am. Yeah, but I have a whole
Speaker 3: different experience. But I think because at the Bunkle party,
Speaker 3: they it's all coming back to me now. Slight had
Speaker 3: gone on stage and called me fat and a michelin
Speaker 3: man and put an unflattering picture of me in a
Speaker 3: blue bathing suit in Cabo. He then went on to
Speaker 3: put a picture of Vicky's face and was piggy next
Speaker 3: to each other and called her, you know, basically called
Speaker 3: her a pig.
Speaker 2: And then it's such a douche lord, you think.
Speaker 3: And then we I have this Bunkle party and this
Speaker 3: all gets brought up at that Bunko party. So they're
Speaker 3: kind of revisiting what happened at the old Bunco party.
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's there's more of reference than I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then during Bunco we realized what or I realized.
Speaker 2: The Orange County women scream a lot.
Speaker 3: It was so weird, Like I was I overserved myself
Speaker 3: for sure, But yeah, there was a lot. There was
Speaker 3: a lot of yelling going, like just not yelling at
Speaker 3: each other, just being loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like you're the same way I am, like
Speaker 1: the OCD. Like I just heard Matt tapping on the
Speaker 1: on the thing and I was like, what, like that
Speaker 1: noise that I hear makes me lose train rubbing off
Speaker 1: on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how.
Speaker 1: I've been So thanks, thank you for giving me that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an amazing tool to mess with my life. Then
Speaker 1: Giselle asked Tamra and Shannon if they hate each other,
Speaker 1: get it Gizelle.
Speaker 3: It's kind of played out of order. So there was
Speaker 3: like a whole prior to Bunco. There was a whole
Speaker 3: dinner that happened. We had like dinner, we sit around that.
Speaker 3: That's when they showed like my speech that was like
Speaker 3: one sentence long, which was really like about five paragraphs
Speaker 3: talking about the past of housewives. And I think they
Speaker 3: tried to make it funny by that by Teresa saying like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah lost, you know, and I think it was
Speaker 3: more about because it was super long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, well, then Shannon says she's filmed with her with
Speaker 1: so she's moving forward, and Tamer says she's good, She's
Speaker 1: not the one she's struggling with right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're sitting at different groups playing Bunco and
Speaker 3: then so what happens is was it Giselle that called
Speaker 3: Shannon over? Yeah, but prior to that, you're not going
Speaker 3: to even comment about how I came in on my
Speaker 3: roller skates and did like certain lit tod and little
Speaker 3: circles and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: No, I don't you know what if it's not on
Speaker 2: the right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the fact that Shannon like dissed and was like, did.
Speaker 1: They What about when Shannon pretended that she didn't know
Speaker 1: there was thongs? Yeah, I'm like, you still don't know
Speaker 1: their thongs?
Speaker 3: She's like, is there is that an eighties outfit? So
Speaker 3: that was like her first interaction with me is.
Speaker 2: That that's and we all know, damn, you looked good.
Speaker 3: Well I don't think she liked that. She didn't like
Speaker 3: how good liked that, and she kind of like put
Speaker 3: down what I was wearing. So I was already like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, like, okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: When somebody comes in and they immediately.
Speaker 1: Touch on your looks or your appearance, it kind of
Speaker 1: sucks the air out of the room.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, she just said, like I wanted to be
Speaker 3: the time period correct, and I didn't know. I didn't
Speaker 3: know if they did that in the eighties. I'm like,
Speaker 3: yeah they did. Yeah, in the early nineties too, they did.
Speaker 3: I wore eastward g strings to work out in and
Speaker 3: you know, over my tights, but.
Speaker 2: Obviously over my tights, there's any other way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you know, so then we're questioned, so are
Speaker 3: you guys friends? And I'm like I tried, like I
Speaker 3: really tried.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then but then Shannon we're kind of getting
Speaker 1: this back and forth. It's playing out of order, so
Speaker 1: I can only go from what I've seen. Shannon runs
Speaker 1: off and calls Tamra delusional. Tamer says she is not
Speaker 1: the one who acts like that when she's drinking, and
Speaker 1: Shannon says, stop with the drinking shit, and Tamra's the
Speaker 1: one the one who quit because she couldn't.
Speaker 2: Put a word together. Okay, what are your thoughts on this?
Speaker 3: Okay? So first of all, I was it was Justelle
Speaker 3: right that said that, yeah, are you guys okay? And
Speaker 3: then I said I tried, and Shannon said that's your story,
Speaker 3: and so that already pissed you off. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: why do I keep trying? You know? At this point,
Speaker 3: and she prior to that, had done a video for
Speaker 3: somebody that went on TikTok and she made fun of me.
Speaker 3: She said all these things about me, and I was
Speaker 3: lucky that she even filmed with me. I'm like, you're
Speaker 3: being fucking paid to be on the cast. Yes, you're
Speaker 3: gonna film with me. You don't have a choice, So
Speaker 3: don't say I'm lucky. I've been on this show longer
Speaker 3: than you have. So that was just kind of annoying
Speaker 3: to me already, and she said it was a gift, as.
Speaker 2: If she's doing the producing and hiring and firing.
Speaker 3: So I did not go into that like being like mean,
Speaker 3: like I tried. You know, it's the balls in her
Speaker 3: court basically, and she's like, that's your story and all
Speaker 3: this stuff. And then I said, you know, I'm the
Speaker 3: one that's good. I have a husband, I have kids, houses,
Speaker 3: all these things. And she gets up and walks away
Speaker 3: because she doesn't want to, you know, face what was said.
Speaker 3: So then I did what I shouldn't have done.
Speaker 2: I did the drinking thing. What was your drink of
Speaker 2: choice that night? Champagne always?
Speaker 3: So I did the drinking thing just because she was
Speaker 3: being a bitch and I thought, I know this is
Speaker 3: going to piss her off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you you would you call that aggressive or
Speaker 1: passive aggressive?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you did that move passive aggressive? Passive aggressive?
Speaker 2: Yeah me too.
Speaker 1: I was like, that was just kind of TAM's way
Speaker 1: of being passed. Aggress is like fuck you. If you're
Speaker 1: gonna come for me, I'm gonna poke you.
Speaker 2: Where I know is gonna really piss you off.
Speaker 3: But I was expecting so much something way worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we all do that whenever we have a
Speaker 1: little bit too much drink and then somebody like tells
Speaker 1: us something very bad about the way we behaved, you
Speaker 1: like spiral about it.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't the worst fight. And I think where
Speaker 3: it got blown out of proportion with fans is Alex
Speaker 3: Baskin made the choice to not have us move forward
Speaker 3: for the season finale of Ultimate Girls Trip because we
Speaker 3: were going to start filming in a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: and he wanted to save anything that we had to
Speaker 3: say to each other for borrows season twenty of Orange County, Right, So.
Speaker 1: That's what And then it got blown out of proportion
Speaker 1: because every but had these rumors and these thoughts on
Speaker 1: why the people from Orange County weren't there, And it
Speaker 1: was because this massive fight that was wasn't that massive.
Speaker 1: Of it was like, this is them on a Tuesday,
Speaker 1: right without alcohol. But I kind of thought the way
Speaker 1: that the OC is like portraying this fight is like
Speaker 1: when you flip the table and Shannon through her glasses.
Speaker 3: I mean, it seems like just horrible, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: did I I was convinced that I did like these
Speaker 3: horrible things to her, and I watched her. I'm like,
Speaker 3: she was just as much a part of this as
Speaker 3: I was. And then when she said when I did
Speaker 3: the drinking thing, She's like, you're the one that had
Speaker 3: to be removed, and I'm like, well, actually, she's talking
Speaker 3: about when I quit the show, when I was so
Speaker 3: depressed and went back to my room and took a
Speaker 3: Xanax and had already had a couple glasses of whatever,
Speaker 3: let's say vodka and vodka drink and literally crashed out
Speaker 3: at the table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because of whatever, Well, you were depressed, you weren't
Speaker 2: feeling good, and whenever we're not feeling good, so.
Speaker 3: She makes me was calling me the alcoholic and I'm like, however,
Speaker 3: I know it's not true, Like.
Speaker 1: What's honestly, ninety percent of housewives drink.
Speaker 2: And drink for a little liquid courage at times. For sure.
Speaker 1: That being said, I don't think this moment came out
Speaker 1: as big as I thought it was about to come out, right,
Speaker 1: Like I thought, both of you, it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: this isn't great, But how.
Speaker 3: Do you feel that I'm the one that got the
Speaker 3: blame for it? And she was the victim on Orange
Speaker 3: County for.
Speaker 2: This because I don't think that Heather saw it.
Speaker 3: She didn't see it.
Speaker 2: She wasn't even there.
Speaker 1: I don't think Heather saw it. So I think Heather
Speaker 1: was completely going off of what Shannon told her.
Speaker 3: So unless there's more to it that I'm not aware
Speaker 3: of than who knows. But Shannon also went to their
Speaker 3: ladies and told everybody how horrible I was and all
Speaker 3: that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So I think that was It's just it's a game
Speaker 1: of telephone. Yeah, there was only four or five people
Speaker 1: at your table, so if they weren't there.
Speaker 3: I could to get better at just not taking it,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like I'm not the victim one.
Speaker 3: Like I don't run and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: here's the world. I don't do that, right, But the
Speaker 3: people that do that always get.
Speaker 2: The most sympathy. I wouldn't say that they always get
Speaker 2: the most sympathy. I think you can start to feel like, well.
Speaker 1: It's hard now because now I've seen Orange County, right,
Speaker 1: I know, talking about this how it goes down afterwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it feels like off.
Speaker 1: Kilter with the dramatics that we heard online before Orange
Speaker 1: County started airing.
Speaker 3: How did you feel about Giselle telling me in the
Speaker 3: bathroom that what Vicky said on the boat and then
Speaker 3: we confronting her, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Thought that everybody loves some conflict and resolution, but I
Speaker 2: also was like, this is possibly not something tammanny to
Speaker 2: hear right now, right at that moment, right, yeah, like
Speaker 2: of all moments, I'm not sure Gizelle needed to be like,
Speaker 2: and let me tell you this, here's a little side note.
Speaker 2: So she told me that two hours prior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but so I had already known that.
Speaker 3: I felt like it went over well. I also felt
Speaker 3: like it gave you know, because I'm not a main
Speaker 3: cast member on this show, and I think Gizelle telling
Speaker 3: me that knew exactly what she was doing. Because now
Speaker 3: moving on to the next episodes, Vicky and Giselle are
Speaker 3: going to have some issues and they're gonna have some
Speaker 3: things to talk about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Vicky's going to be pissed that she even
Speaker 1: said that to you, that she felt that Vicky is
Speaker 1: going to have a little bit of jealousy and uncomfortableness
Speaker 1: at the fact that Gizelle essentially chose you.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, I know her for longer, but then also
Speaker 3: that I.
Speaker 2: Know, but that's how she's gonna see it.
Speaker 3: But she's also gonna be like, you're a shitster or
Speaker 3: why'd you go run and tell her that? And if
Speaker 3: I have to hear honestly one more time this season,
Speaker 3: next season, the pat you know, Tamra scares me.
Speaker 2: It just scares because.
Speaker 3: Of what, Like what I don't lie, I don't cheat,
Speaker 3: I tell the truth. What are you afraid of? Like
Speaker 3: stop saying like, have you guys never watched any of
Speaker 3: the other Housewives shows and the things that they talk about.
Speaker 1: I mean I can say you annoy me, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: she's she annoys me when this happens or this is
Speaker 1: annoying or this bugs or like she's stirring the pot
Speaker 1: or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: But scared, like what are you scared of?
Speaker 3: What are you scared of?
Speaker 2: And like if it's the truth, why are you afraid
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 1: And if it's the truth and you're so frightened about it,
Speaker 1: don't be on the freaking show.
Speaker 3: Right And Tarma's just gonna she's gonna lose it on
Speaker 3: me and she's gonna.
Speaker 1: Do this then that, and it's like, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it just kind of continues on, but we realize at
Speaker 1: this point that like, this is just like another day.
Speaker 1: This isn't some huge, big fight that I thought was
Speaker 1: going to be that I would never forget in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, like this is just you know.
Speaker 3: But overall I thought it was a great episode. I
Speaker 3: cannot wait for I think, what is there eight episodes total? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm here for it. So next we see them moving
Speaker 3: on and they go to Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: They go to Beverly Hills. You make a little cameo
Speaker 2: in that one.
Speaker 1: I don't, but I do make a cameo in one
Speaker 1: of them, but not in the Beverly Hills one.
Speaker 2: If that gives you any No, that just confuses the
Speaker 2: fuck out of me. Well great, then we can confuse
Speaker 2: your hot in Salt Lake City?
Speaker 3: Where are you? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: You'll have to see Tamra tune in love you guys,
Speaker 2: thanks for tuning in to another episode of Two Teas
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