WEBVTT - My Lil Funky Friend 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.000 Speaks to the Plannet. 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:02.520 I go by the name of Charlamagne the God, and 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:04.920 guess what, I can't wait to see y'all at the 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:08.319 third annual Black Effect Podcast Festival. That's right, We're coming 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.360 back to Atlanta, Georgia, Saturday, April twenty six at Poeman 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:15.000 Yards and it's hosted by none other than Decisions, Decisions Man, 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:17.560 D B and Wheezy. Okay, we got the R and 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:20.319 B Money podcast. We're taking Jay Valentine. We got the 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.880 Woman of All podcasts with Sarah Jake Roberts. We got 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:25.479 Good Moms, Bad Choices. Carrie Champion will be there with 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.440 her next sports podcast and the Trap Nerds podcast with 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.200 more to be announced. 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Fuck, she don't even want to help, y'all. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.480 I'm just the only. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.160 Reason why she is because I'm in her studio, so 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:15.520 I'm technically in her space. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.520 So we about to be about to get it, y'all. 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.160 It's like, no, we're on the air, i'lcome back to 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.760 yet another carefully reckless episode with your Girl, just hilarious. 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:25.920 Taylor is in the buildings, say hi to tailor, YR 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.039 and Taylor say hi to them. 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.600 Hey, you know what help? If you said me first, 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.800 say oh yeah. 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.679 Because yeah, because you begeting confused, I'd be like say 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:36.600 thank you to tailor. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:37.759 She'd be like thank you. 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:40.520 Like girl, okay, so I'm gonna just tell you what 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.839 to do first and then all right, that's fine. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.560 We're gonna jump straight in though. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.000 Because we do not have voice memos, girl, people are 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.680 scared to send in their voice memos because people know 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:51.040 their people's voices. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:53.240 And so yes, girl, at first. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.640 I was beating and banging their heads, like why the 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:57.360 hell y'all won't sending y'all voices? 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:59.800 And y'all, because you know everybody, we can't away they. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:03.480 Might know the story too, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, because. 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:06.640 Like you'd be surprised how many people listen to my podcast. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.120 I'm like, why, y'all, why y'all so scared? And people 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.840 started writing me like because bitch, people knew my voice, 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:12.560 and I'm like, oh. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:13.320 My god, I'm sorry. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:17.840 So you're right, Oh my gosh, All right, yous ai 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:21.560 something you siri, because y'all a lot of y'all can't spout. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:27.880 Y'all just fix my mask? Should All right? What's good? Jess? 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.080 So I have a really good friend and we've been 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:33.000 friends for years. I basically would call her like a sister. 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.080 I just started this job and she needed one, so 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:38.320 I told her that my job was hiring. She was 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:40.360 saying how her mom wouldn't let her take the car 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.240 so she would have no way to work. I suggested 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:46.080 that she could ride to work with me. She would 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.760 just have to put up for rides because we were 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:50.040 taking ubers. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:50.360 To and from. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.440 Oh okay, okay, My father agreed to let her stay. 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.800 Mind you, my cousin was already staying there, so I 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.280 was happy he just let both of them stay. 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:01.959 Okay, So all right, so. 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:05.120 You you're not only giving her a ride, you're giving 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.320 her a place to stay, Okay, got you, which is 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.080 probably more convenient for her to go to work from 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:14.040 your house since her dad won. Oh go gotcha, gotcha. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:15.560 I'm just trying to figure it out. Say it's why 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.160 I don't need to send in boys some of mos. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:17.760 All right. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.480 So one night, we're all about to go to sleep 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.600 and my dad calls me out of my room. He 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.760 takes me in the bathroom and asked me which washcloth 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:30.359 was mine, and I told him mine was clean. So 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:32.320 my dad lifted up one of the washcloths and told 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:34.400 me to smell it, and I almost threw the fuck up. 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:35.480 What the fuck? 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.640 My dad said, No females should smell like this ever 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.600 in life, and if she can't get it right, she 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:42.320 need to go home. 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:43.080 Mm. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:45.920 I go on my room and I whispered to my 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.080 cousin because she was still up, and I asked her 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.360 what color was the washcloth that she used, and she 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.840 told me it was green. That wasn't the one my 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.840 dad was talking about. So I immediately was like, oh shit, 0:03:56.440 --> 0:04:00.560 he said so he said so, and so wash clothes 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:03.560 th ain't anyway, And if she can't get it together, 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.920 she has to go home. So me and my cousin 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:09.560 was just looking stuck at each other because oh my gosh, 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:13.120 obviously that was super embarrassing and I don't want to 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:16.040 make her feel bad. But the smell was honestly awful, Jess, 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:18.560 and she honestly had to get it together or she 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.039 just couldn't be there. And it's not my house, so 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.840 I couldn't really say much. So my question is how 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:25.000 should I tell her? 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:29.479 But she stink yo, this girl says. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.240 So my question is how should I tell her she 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:32.560 smells unholy. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.440 Without hurting her feelings? Well, that's how you do it. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.039 That's how you do it. You say you smell unholy. 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:43.520 Like I mean, and at least you you know, if somebody, 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.320 if somebody said that to me, I would ask them 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:47.880 to elaborate, because I don't even know what holy smells like. 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:51.240 So unholy that's a whole new smell, unleashed. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:54.880 They said that the wash, Yes, the wash class Her 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:58.640 dad s curna bathroom, was like, here, smell this, which 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:00.320 one is yours? And he's like she He's like, no, 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:01.880 this was not mine. He said, okay, and I'll smell 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:05.120 this one. And it was awful. She said it was 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:10.120 I can't and it. But and her dad was like, listen, 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.880 no woman should ever smell like this ever in their 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:14.000 fucking lives. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:15.480 So no. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:18.920 But the only reason why I'm like the wash cloth 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:25.000 is because does she smell her self like vagina or 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.760 I'm just saying like she's around her, so does she 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.080 smell You're basing off of w washclock that yeh could 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:36.599 be already your sour because you're honestly supposed to switch 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:40.400 out washcloths what like every what three days, two days 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:41.240 or something like that. 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:44.200 I actually have too, So I have one for my face. 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.240 I don't use the same one for my face that 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:49.600 I use for my body, and I switch out to 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:51.800 buy the washcloths for my body, like every two to 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.880 three days. I don't change my face washcloth every two 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.400 to three days. I may do you use that one 0:05:58.400 --> 0:05:59.840 for a week, you know, but it's only going to 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:01.880 my face. I washed it out before I wash my face. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.520 I washed my face with you know, dermalogica, Like you 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.480 know what I'm saying, So yeah, I'm very clean. 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.560 I was waiting for tailor to sad, but that's okay. 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:15.280 So she's be like okay, like okay, thank you girl, 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:15.799 I mean. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:20.080 Like you know, but yeah, okay, No, that is true. 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.800 You bring up a valid point. Do you smell her 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:26.000 outside of that? Because if she does smell that, if 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.480 the wash cloth does smell that bad because of her 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:29.920 body odor, you would smell her. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:30.320 Yeah. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.520 The only reason why I'm saying that's because I don't 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.000 know if I should put it whatever. It's right, they're 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:40.240 like sometimes in the bathroom cleaning people you could clearly 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:44.320 see like they're using a used or yeah, and sometimes 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:49.200 like that, yeah, like sour, yes, like mildew a little bit. Yeah, 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.359 like water has been sitting like old dishwaters, things like 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:52.760 that too. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.960 But yeah, I get it. 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:58.800 I just think that, okay, because there is a reason 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:03.840 it's like that if something smelled like that, what's going on? 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.240 Whether like are you scared to ask for another washcloth? 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.320 Like you know, do you. 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.960 Feel comfortable using this washcloth? Like you know, it's okay. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.880 I'm sure they have a washing machine and a dryer 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.400 where they can do laundry. And you know, because why 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.720 does her rag smell like that? Even if the friend 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.600 does not smell her on a regular why does your 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:25.400 shit smell like that? And I told her, do you 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.560 think the dad is wrong for saying, if she has 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.360 to smell like this, she gotta go, like she don't 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:29.920 get this together. 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:30.960 He didn't just put her out. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.640 Yeah, yes, that's what he said. 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:34.720 I said three times. 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.280 I thought he was just saying, like, yo, woman shouldn't 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:42.080 smell like this, but I didn't. Yeah, well if if 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:45.560 she can, if she didn't get it together, like he's like, man, 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.600 there's no way. That's why he didn't even know who 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.480 it was. That's why he asked even her his daughter, 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:54.880 which one is yours? Because I'm fitting with your ass. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.760 If you smell like this in my house, Like the fuck? 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.120 You know you're a woman, You're you're a girl. Y'all 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:02.240 are females. I mean, hygiene is very important. Hold up, 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.200 hold up, I know this ship getting good, but listen 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.120 to just a couple seconds of a commercial. 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:07.560 If you love me, you'll listen. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.160 Okay, cause I thought it was a vision. She was 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:14.840 about to be embarrassed. That was her because she's embarrassing 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:16.440 her friend and she doesn't know how to tell her 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:17.120 friend about it. 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.880 I mean, I think just tell her. I like the 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.960 unholy comment. Yeah no, no. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.320 Okay, okay, so let's just roll play okay, if I 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:26.720 was your home girl, you were staying at my house 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:28.240 and my dadd had put me in the bathroom and 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.280 was like, listen, is this your wag? And we identified 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.200 that it was yours because I went back and I 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:33.480 asked my cousin is this yours? 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:34.600 She was like, no, that's my mind. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.280 Then it's still it's yours. Now you're the only one 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.120 left in the house, and I sit with you, and 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:50.200 I'm like, hey, Tay, Tay, like my daddy. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:48.560 We got to go through it. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:54.960 Wait, hey, I just want to like tell you. So 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.520 the other night I was in the bathroom and I 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:00.719 kept getting this like like stinch across my nose when 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.680 I was washing my face, and then I smelled like 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.200 the wash cloths. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:09.640 And yours is green, right, say yeah, your yours is green? Right? Yeah? 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:15.400 Okay yeah, And I smelled it and it didn't. 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:18.080 It almost really made me like throw up. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.160 It's stank. And the thing is I never. 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.640 Smelled you, Like that's the thing, Like, I never smelled 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:25.520 you before. So I was so surprised that your wash 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:29.760 REGs smelled like that, like you smell like you know, 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:31.440 just I mean, it smelled unholy. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.200 So do you think. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:44.440 I know, holy sounds so crazy, Okay, okay, your reaction to. 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:47.960 Be like the fuck is the holy? Like I would 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:52.520 be taken back, like yeah, hold me the does that mean? Yeah? 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:56.280 I would what would you say? I would just say like, hey, 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:57.000 just come at you. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:58.080 I'm the friend. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.720 I'm the friend who has this thing wash cloth, and 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.440 then you be the girl that's writing us. So I 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:07.959 would just say hey, just so just you know, we 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.120 girls and everything else, and I keep it real with 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.280 you so it's still lets you know, like I was 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:15.480 just in the bathroom. I smell just a little funk 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:19.560 towards the washcloth. I don't know if it's like what 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.319 type of soup be using. I could recommend like something better, 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:29.640 or so you're saying the washcloth staink yeah, okay, so 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.679 maybe it's your dad's because I don't know what the 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.480 fuck you try and give like I don't know what 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:35.200 this is, but. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:39.560 Just try your. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:43.440 Dads because yeah, the fuck okay, Or I would just 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.040 be like, yo, you should try this. 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:47.920 I would just maybe not even mentioned that, like try 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:56.880 this soap. It's so good. It's my so good, right, Okay. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.960 So out of the way, you just recommending different soaps, yeah, okay, 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.720 just to me or just your dad and your cousin 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.839 or just me, do you okay, thank you? 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.760 Okay, girls, so the guys have a different type of sense. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.760 Okay, well I appreciate you because I feel like you're 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.680 putting me be, you know, letting me know like you know, yeah, 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.240 I just I've just been having a hard time, you know, 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:24.320 since I'm not home, and you know, just just going 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.520 back to my childhood, like the way I grew up 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:28.240 and just. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.160 You know what, are there's some type of childhood fucking 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.480 trauma washing up. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.440 Yeah, Like my dad used to try to drown me 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.360 in the tub, so that I'm scared of like getting 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.640 in the tub, scared of showers because he used to 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:50.199 really put my head under the fucking. 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.679 Didn't that happen to Empire? The show? Oh my gosh, 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:56.680 to the gay one? I don't know. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:01.720 So I was rewatching it by accident. This begod, okay, 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.480 watching I was watching it. It was on TV and 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:10.200 I was watching something else and that on TV. Listen, 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:12.480 just stop playing stop playing with TV. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:13.160 Listen. 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.000 I think I should I should be director of TV 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.800 or like c O O of TV. I'm the one 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:22.120 who will put to be on the motherfucking map, Okay, 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:23.520 other than Detroit Cleveland. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:25.320 But yeah, I see. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.320 Y'all like people was clawning me when I was like 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.080 big up in TV early in the game. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:29.680 And then now. 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.160 Everybody's like, so I was watching TV by accident, nor 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.880 the you wasn't you gotta open? 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:36.160 I was watching to be watched. 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:41.120 Okay, Oh yeah, well no, I think that she should 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:42.720 keep it real. I think she should keep it real 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:47.160 with her friends. I mean, I don't disagree with the dad. No, 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.320 I'm not gonna have if my daughter ain't even in 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:51.400 here smelling like this, ain't nobody else about to be 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:52.520 in here smelling like this? 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.200 This, This is ridiculous. You are young ladies, you know. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:56.840 So I don't have a problem with the dad feeling 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:01.839 that way. However, I do think she should keep it. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.480 Real with her homegirl and set her down. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:06.200 And the reason why I wouldn't bring up the dad 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:07.920 is because I don't want the little girl to be 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.920 to be embarrassed. It's like, yeah, because the dad did 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.520 did smell it first, you know what I mean, And 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.280 that's just him checking on his house, you know what 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.440 I mean? But I I so I wouldn't bring up 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.360 the dad. I would sit down and be and say 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:23.640 that you smelled it, or you said, just offer a soap. 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.280 I think that's more insulting than because it's gonna be given, 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:29.400 Like all right, bitch, why you know what I mean? 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.280 So I would say what you said the scenario we 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.120 played out where I was the one with the sninky 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.320 washcloth and you were like, you know, I'm gonna keep 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:36.880 it real with you. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:38.240 You know, we girls before anything. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.360 And I was in the bathroom the other day and 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:44.120 I smelled the washrag that is yours because it was green, 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.640 and well you don't got to see the color, just 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:47.959 be like, I smell the wash cloth. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.240 And if I she's just not putting stuff on her washcloth. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:55.880 She's just like just maybe maybe just renting off yeah water, street. 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:59.880 Water because smell like yeah, something else. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.160 Yeah, And then what is the stench? 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:02.520 Is it? 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:02.800 Uh? 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:03.959 Pussy? 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:07.920 Is the ass? Is it just dirt? 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:13.480 Sour like because it's not using soap wash? Yeah, Now we. 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.800 Got a commercial and if you click off this podcast, 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.199 I swear I'm gonna beat your ass. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:21.960 Listen you, but like, how can you like just rinse 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:25.760 off your a jetcar use my soap? 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.240 Like yeah, yeah. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.040 Yeah, So just casually be like, hey, well you can 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:35.760 use my soap if you want. Yeah, that's not gonna 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:36.080 play out. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:40.840 Well, she was like, what do you mean all right? No, no, no, 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:42.200 we're gonna play out these No. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:47.040 We're gonna play these out. No, there's no way. So hey, 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:48.760 hey girl, you can use my soap. 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:53.280 Don't be scared. Okay, not like that exactly. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:56.000 And just be like that's how I say, like, yo, 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.280 I love that, like, big up this sou that you're using, yo, 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:01.600 try it smells so good. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:04.880 Okay, So what if what if she's just using regular dove, 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:12.560 like bar soap dove? Yeah no, I like liquid? 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:17.280 What about the liquid dovey the soap that's been in 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.400 there and you're begging it up. That means a big 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.680 stink because I see the same soap every day. 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:24.880 You just came here with a new soap. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:28.600 Bady, Okay, so you would get a new soap. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:29.200 Okay. 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.360 You know what good soap is Native? Get native the 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:33.960 native that the native brands. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.600 Those are really good. 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:40.800 That's it's real moisturizing. I love that, makeing skin so soft. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:41.440 Ole A is good. 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.120 Dove is good also, But did you know that dove 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:49.560 liquid soap is literally lotion. Yes, it's moisturizing, it's loasting. 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.280 It's not even soap. That's crazy. 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:56.880 Only the bars of soap for Dove is actual so yes, 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.480 Dove liquid soap. If you read the bag and you 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.280 actually it's moisturizer, it's not even body washed. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.160 It's not soap. That's why it doesn't lather like that. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:08.280 Yeah it is. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:12.040 It's classified as a cleanser, but it's not an actual soap. 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:13.120 That's why it doesn't lather. 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:21.080 Crazy interesting more now like the they have like a 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.560 sea salt one that like exfoliates too. 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:27.520 And this is the sense you've been pregnant, you've been 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:31.480 using this or you just like it here. I'm using 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:37.720 it more now but sporadically before I was pregnant. Well 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:39.320 I was too late to start another story. So is 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.720 there anything else you want to talk about? Yees? So 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:46.080 is it too Lacand it's not too but I mean 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:48.680 this is not someone I didn't you want it one absolutely. 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:54.600 I saw this story and. 0:16:54.560 --> 0:17:00.360 I feel like, oh my god, it's dumb. So got 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:02.080 read it to you like this is off of. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:08.320 Social media guys, all right, So guy Racon saying bruh, 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.800 I did some dumb shit, took my baby mama to Atlanta, 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:13.439 went to a swingers club and turned up. Bruh, me 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.439 and her the breast off got stop but me and 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.719 her and her finance redbone turning up. 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:21.680 I'm done, tapped out. I called me two good ones. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:22.280 I'm drained. 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:26.920 This big black six y six musclehead nigga came over 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.560 and wanted to join them. Had to agree because that's 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:33.800 what we talked about beforehand. That was both on our 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.800 breck list. Not getting to graphic but follow me. We 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:39.280 had a talel on. I'm not the smallest down there, 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.280 no Diddy, I'm a good. 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:43.160 Seven plus plus. 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:46.000 This dude put out an elephant trunk and laid it 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:51.760 on the other girl forehead. I told him, you're not 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:55.000 putting that in my girl. This ever said I wanted. 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:59.280 I took the hardest swallow and said, okay, so. 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:03.960 A gig or is this the woman? No woman talking 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:09.760 right now? This is a guy. Yeah? Oh wow, okay, okay, 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:12.879 So I had to watch my girl get slaughtered. 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:15.680 I even went over there while he was doing it 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:18.399 and rubbed her forehead to tell her it will be okay. 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:25.200 What well she sounds like a scene from Bang Bros. 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:27.800 And some ship. She was yelling, begging for me. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.200 She was in the zone, and I checked out mentally, 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:31.600 it's okay when we do it. 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:35.119 But that right there and all fast forward to this morning. 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:36.000 I woke up this. 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:38.520 Morning in the mood, like any guy would. I went 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:40.560 over to her and started to strike her strike it 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:43.600 up with her. This motherfucker said, not right now. I'm 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:44.800 still sore from the weekend. 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:50.280 Oh shit, what the fuck? Who says I can't get 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:52.040 I can't get what I want. 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:55.680 I can't get what I wantause she's still sore from yes, real, 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.320 real shit. I thought I could take it, but this 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:01.120 entire experience turned me completely off. I want to break 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:03.320 up with her, but I love her. I just don't 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:07.400 think it wouldever be the scene. So wait, so this 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:10.960 is a threesome that he agreed to. There, I guess 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:16.399 they're swinging, okay, So they swung to the wrong nigga. 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:19.960 Yeah, they swung into the wrong guy and it was 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:21.040