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Speaker 1: Call It What It Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille Leuttington,

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Speaker 1: an iHeartRadio podcast. Hi Call It Crew, Hello, Camill Leuttington.

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Speaker 1: We got another episode of Call It Short and Sweet.

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Speaker 2: I know this one's already making me giggle.

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Speaker 1: I know this one made me giggle looking at it

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Speaker 1: as we were about to do it. But speaking of

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Speaker 1: short and sweet, it was just revealed to me that,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know who came up with it

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Speaker 1: first and who cares, but Sabrina Carpenter's about to drop

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Speaker 1: an album and it's called short and Sweet. Do you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm really under her right now?

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Speaker 3: I we did our short and sweet, we called her

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Speaker 3: things short and sweet, and then maybe two weeks later

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Speaker 3: I realized that sure thing of short and sweet. Although

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Speaker 3: I feel like maybe I think hers was out before ours, but.

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Speaker 2: I don't care. I will share it with Sabriena and

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Speaker 2: carpa me or steal.

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Speaker 4: It from support Carpenter feel it.

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Speaker 1: I know, well, you know what, let's just let's look

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Speaker 1: at it this way. We're just amplifying and making more familiar.

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Speaker 1: What's going to be awesome, which is this new album?

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Speaker 1: I'm psyched about it.

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Speaker 2: No me too. And also if she ever wants to

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Speaker 2: come on here.

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Speaker 1: Oh she's so welcome.

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Speaker 2: Bring the short and sweet on the short and sweet yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: two together, tow together.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this one made me laugh so hard because it

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Speaker 1: brought out so many This topic today brought out so

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Speaker 1: many different hilarious memories of my childhood and or residual

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Speaker 1: things that I do now that So the topic is

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Speaker 1: things that you've done your whole life that you think

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Speaker 1: are totally normal, that if you ever talk to other

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Speaker 1: people about there like that's that's not normal. No one

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Speaker 1: else does that. So so really these are our parents

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Speaker 1: or our families, traditions or values around certain things that

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Speaker 1: we were that we were grown in and wempletely have

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Speaker 1: you know, processed as normal, and then when we went

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Speaker 1: out into the world, the world said, that's.

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Speaker 2: Really not normal, absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: And the thing that really inspired this is a BuzzFeed article.

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Speaker 1: That just that truly we need to put in the

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Speaker 1: notes or something because it's actually genuinely worth a read.

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Speaker 5: It is it's called I Okay, it's the title of it.

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Speaker 5: I genuinely feel sorry for these sixteen adults who went

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Speaker 5: through life thinking they were normal until someone was like, literally,

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Speaker 5: what the are you doing?

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Speaker 2: And they really cracked me up.

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Speaker 1: I just think that our crew is so smart. The

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Speaker 1: questions being asked are so smart, and so, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I just think they're so interesting and so multi layered,

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Speaker 1: and I'm so I'm just really compelled by all of it.

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Speaker 1: And so when we got these submissions for things that

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Speaker 1: might have been like that in our crew's lives, there

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Speaker 1: are some really and funny things. And if you're down

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Speaker 1: to start with.

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Speaker 2: That, I'm down.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna start with that because I was going to

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Speaker 3: mention this one I just thought was so disgusting. Now,

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Speaker 3: someone in the BuzzFeed article talked about how they grew

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Speaker 3: up mixing milk and coke.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and drinking milk and coke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just so gross. But it's kind of like a

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Speaker 1: root beer float. It's like a melted root beer float,

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Speaker 1: melted coke float? Is that?

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Speaker 2: So maybe it's maybe it's kind of I get, you

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Speaker 2: know what it's not. It's not not similar.

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Speaker 1: So the first one I read, I'll so okay. So

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Speaker 1: the first one was from Clara and she wrote in

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Speaker 1: and she said, I thought it was super normal to

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Speaker 1: have ketchup on my tacos growing up, it indeed is not.

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Speaker 1: I will reveal something about my younger you're Clara, So

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Speaker 1: did I? I used to put ketchup on my tacos.

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Speaker 1: I know I had, I had buried the memory and

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Speaker 1: then I read this and I went, oh, meet same girl.

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Speaker 1: Same I did the same thing. And then I stopped

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Speaker 1: doing it because I must have done it as like

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Speaker 1: a teenager in front of someone who said, that's so

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Speaker 1: disgusting and you need to throw that ketchup bottle and

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Speaker 1: get it far away from your taco. But yeah, I

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Speaker 2: That's really fun. Did you have ketchup with your eggs?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a British.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well the ketchup on the

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Speaker 1: tacos came from my dad. He would get those like

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Speaker 1: taco It would be like taco kit night because again,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, Dad, you would. He would get had everything

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Speaker 2: We got that special, so maybe the sauce was missing. It.

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Speaker 2: It's a tomato tomato tomato.

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Speaker 1: It's a tomato based condiment. You just drizzled that all

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Speaker 1: over that taco it wasn't good.

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Speaker 2: Question where it was really good.

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Speaker 1: Because it had a little sweet component.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see now, Jessica Capshaw taco ketchup on

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Speaker 3: the shelves, on.

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Speaker 1: The shells bombs.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you go with The next one actually says if

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Speaker 6: I got home after curfew, the house would be locked

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Speaker 6: and I would have to sleep in my car several times.

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Speaker 5: That's like, huh.

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Speaker 1: They would like to prove a point.

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Speaker 2: They want to prove a point.

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Speaker 4: But do you I wonder if I actually started to

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Speaker 4: be like, well, I'm going to bring a pillow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank it, because I know it's gonna be a

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Speaker 2: two a m or yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually thought the same thing, like maybe a

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Speaker 1: little sleepover bag on those nights, yeah, car stash.

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Speaker 2: From the from the window, whatever the whole situation. I'm unbothered.

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Speaker 1: But by the way, if the lesson is safety, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure your kid is safer. It's not sleeping in

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Speaker 1: a car. And yeah, okay, well you know what, I

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Speaker 1: really really really this this this one resonated for me

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Speaker 1: and for my daughter Eve. Okay, so anonymous because she

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Speaker 1: just couldn't share he could not possibly cop to this.

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Speaker 1: I used to pronounce Chanelle as Channel until I was

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Speaker 1: eighteen years old. I'm with Dior.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know what this does remind me of recently

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Speaker 4: when I was trying to be cool and I was like.

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Speaker 2: You, guys, Chappelle Rowan is so amazing.

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Speaker 3: And I do think she's amazing, but nobody told me

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Speaker 3: what was Chapel and I was going around announcing it

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Speaker 2: This one hurts me because this feels like a recent

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, was it. I think it was the it's

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Speaker 1: the two l's that I think because it's the two ls. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she didn't sound roomy. I I don't. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: back yup on that one. I'm gonna back Yeah. No

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Speaker 1: door I or and Versace would be versic. Oh we had, okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean this is my time stuff. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: but you have to have like Louis. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure. So there's a new one. There's a new

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Speaker 1: high end luxury.

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Speaker 2: Uh you're gonna say you you do, don't you because

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Speaker 2: you said it in Paris. You said it in Paris and.

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, you're wrong.

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Speaker 2: You're like no, you're definitely wrong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So so I was somewhere fancy and you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, me just making friends. And this woman had

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Speaker 1: this beautiful handbag and I said, oh my, and it's

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Speaker 1: it was a handbag and on the handbag it said

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Speaker 1: the name of designer, which was l O E W E.

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Speaker 1: And I said, oh my gosh, your low bag is

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Speaker 1: so cool. And she looked at me. She was not

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Speaker 1: being mean, by the way, I don't think, but she

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Speaker 1: lauave bag.

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Speaker 2: It's just not in my mind.

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, your low bag.

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Speaker 2: Because we were in powers and I was like, I

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Speaker 2: love Low and you're like, actually, and with a laver

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Speaker 2: it was like, none of that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: There's no be in sight.

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Speaker 2: There's so many.

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Speaker 1: Bees added to the name of Oh god, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you get this one. And I'm so jealous because this

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Speaker 1: one's funny.

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Speaker 3: A go Cary says, my parents gave me a shot

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Speaker 3: of BlackBerry brandy every night from the age of two

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Speaker 3: to help me sleep or ease any pain I had.

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Speaker 2: Looking back, that was a normal parenting.

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Speaker 1: You think every night you by the way your face

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Speaker 1: is looking like someone gave you some kind of brandy.

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Speaker 1: Did someone give you, Brandy when you were a kid.

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Speaker 3: Well, my grandma was irish and a little whiskey okay,

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Speaker 1: Yep, yep, I thought it in your face.

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Speaker 2: I know, I was like, but not every night.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't getting a little shot before I went into

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Speaker 1: Yeah wait.

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Speaker 3: No, But you know what I did think was normal

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Speaker 3: growing up is that my mom made me tea like

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Speaker 2: And I would drink tea as a baby.

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Speaker 1: Not like you know, not your legs as a brit Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: Hallie said, I thought that you had to hit your

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Speaker 1: head eight times on your pillow each night in order

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Speaker 1: for years, And I'm just envisioning her on her pillow

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Speaker 1: going back and forth eight times like I want to.

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Speaker 2: I think the visuals are you head budding? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like it's your head like flipping a pancake your head

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Speaker 1: or are you fool like, oh oh you think like

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if it's like a head butt.

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Speaker 2: Oh you've just signed as a pancake. But we really

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Speaker 2: don't know, no, we don't.

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Speaker 1: Well, Hallie, I hope that you are The screen is okay,

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Speaker 1: that is a little bit dramatic.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this anonymous had made me laugh. We did road

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Speaker 2: trips growing up.

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Speaker 1: We would dry for.

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Speaker 3: Hours in silence, no talking, no music. Not that, by

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Speaker 3: the way, dream come true? I wish as a kid.

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Speaker 1: I know this one made me want to interview. This

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Speaker 1: one made me want to interview this person's parents for wisdom.

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Speaker 1: For that wisdom, How did you how did you pull

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Speaker 1: that off?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I asked my I wrote my siblings this morning

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Speaker 3: and I said, what is I can't think.

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Speaker 4: What is something that we grew up with that was

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Speaker 4: just we thought was really normal and.

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Speaker 3: It really isn't Asia as an adult, and my sister

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Speaker 2: She said, getting to the airport five hours early. We

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Speaker 2: it didn't matter if the flight was fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 4: We got to go there twelve hours before.

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Speaker 1: By the way, that was that your mom or your

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Speaker 1: dad that led that pain?

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Speaker 5: My dad?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my seilings are just going off on this text

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 1: So in the kitchen this morning, I was talking. I

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Speaker 4: That's actually like I fel oh, you know what this

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Speaker 2: And it was real to us. Oh disturbing. These are

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but they have just a little edge of humor.

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Speaker 2: Yay, I just a little ledge. Okay, you had the tacos.

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Speaker 4: You had the tacos and then tomatoes ketchup tacos.

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Speaker 3: Days is when I moved here, we butter our bread

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Speaker 2: Is it like a custard.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's called an ambrosia salad, and its ingredients are marshmallows,

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, hello, Ambrosia is the nectar of the gods.

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Speaker 1: Nectar of the God. Salad is what that's called.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, well you know what I mean. Most

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Speaker 1: Do you even flap your wings? So we flapped our wings,

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Speaker 2: What's cute? Is I think all these little things they'll.

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Speaker 2: With their kids. It's gonna be and we definitely need to.

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Speaker 1: Do a holiday edition. Oh my god, yeah, yeah, we'll

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Speaker 2: Halloween. Well, you know, Halloween is interesting for me because

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Speaker 3: Mom, it was very evil you taboo, yah, taboo until

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Speaker 2: But before that, oh no, it was like you could

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, yeah, think about it.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't even allowed to watch Sabrina and the Teenage,

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Speaker 2: You know, I got possessed with the TV.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I love this.

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Speaker 2: Please let's keep this going. I really do.

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Speaker 1: I think we should do different, different, different versions of it,

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Speaker 1: but for sure we need to do a holiday one.

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Speaker 1: Thank you all for sending these in. You make my day.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and I feel like this is We get to

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, call it crew. We love you, We love you.

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Speaker 1: Another short and sweet