Speaker 1: Dude, Hello, I've seen you in weeks. Two weeks.
Speaker 2: Actually, I know it's two weeks, and it feels like
Speaker 2: it's been forever.
Speaker 1: It does it does?
Speaker 2: It feels like it's been forever. I've seen you since
Speaker 2: I've got home from vacation.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then I was just like weirdly sick and sleeping
Speaker 2: for days and not feeling well. No idea what was wrong?
Speaker 1: That was bizarre. You told me about that, but you
Speaker 1: didn't tell me the resolution are you. I assume you're
Speaker 1: feeling better since you're hearing today.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm feeling better. I you know, went to the
Speaker 2: doctor and did you know, a whole panel of things
Speaker 2: and swabbed noses and throats and and everything seemed to
Speaker 2: be okay, So I guess I just, uh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You needed to sleep for a couple days.
Speaker 1: But miss, that's guarantee we all need to sleep. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, COVID tested everything like that. I don't
Speaker 2: know what it was, but I definitely slept a lot.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm back in two weeks. What's been going
Speaker 2: on with you? Lose any more turtles?
Speaker 1: I have not. I've been giving Franklin our turtle extra attention.
Speaker 1: Since I lost him, I should rename him Bubba actually,
Speaker 1: because that would be serious appropriate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of.
Speaker 1: Illness, Okay, so I've been fighting this cough for like
Speaker 1: three weeks. I had it the last time I remember,
Speaker 1: you still have it. I'm not sick, I just can't
Speaker 1: stop coughing. So, okay, I have a nebulizer I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: Couldn't possibly be our fantastic air quality here in sight
Speaker 2: in California. I'm sure that has nothing to do with it,
Speaker 2: nor you know, wildfires and things like. I'm sure none
Speaker 2: of that. Is it all relevant? And it's just strange
Speaker 2: yeah now, and.
Speaker 1: It's so annoying because it's it's getting in the way
Speaker 1: of my everyday life. So we we head back to
Speaker 1: school night a few nights ago, because you know, Felicity's
Speaker 1: in her sophomore year in high school and so I
Speaker 1: want to go visits teachers and put in some time.
Speaker 1: So I made it all the way through fifth period
Speaker 1: and then suddenly I'm in her literature class. The teacher
Speaker 1: starts talking and suddenly my throat closes up, and I'm like, like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna blow. What am I gonna do? Right?
Speaker 2: I can't when you're like all.
Speaker 1: Right, and I was like, I was like, start sweating
Speaker 1: profusely because I was like paralyzed with fear. So I
Speaker 1: run out of the classroom and I start coughing violently
Speaker 1: in the hallway, and like kids are passing by, right,
Speaker 1: and You're like, it wouldn't stop. So I end up
Speaker 1: going outside for fresh air, of which there's none because
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of a heat waves.
Speaker 2: The quote unquote fresh air is probably what caused the
Speaker 2: problem in the first place, right, So so.
Speaker 1: Then I end up like, I'm like, let me find
Speaker 1: a water fountain, which I have. I I don't use
Speaker 1: public water fountains. That's just so gross, but I'm desperate,
Speaker 1: so I use the water fountain. No things are coming up,
Speaker 1: so I run to the bathroom. I end up throwing
Speaker 1: up in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Fortunately, look, we've all been there. When you cough that hard,
Speaker 2: it's so awful. But you didn't do it in the hallway.
Speaker 2: You didn't do in the hallway.
Speaker 1: That's a plus. But the whole asb in.
Speaker 2: Front of middle school. Can you imagine, can you imagine,
Speaker 2: oh my god, in the hallway?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, it's Felicity's mom who's also Kimmy, who's
Speaker 1: also Kimmy Gibler.
Speaker 2: But that's it. You would, yeah, you'd never, you would
Speaker 2: never live down middle school for the second time. No.
Speaker 1: Well, the next day, Felicity goes into her literature class,
Speaker 1: and of course a kid is like, hey, did you
Speaker 1: know your mom had an asthma attack yesterday? And so
Speaker 1: now she's not speaking to me. She's so mortified.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, right, I'm sorry. Great, It's not like
Speaker 2: I didn't do this on purpose. Sorry, I wasn't like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, what would really ruin her day tomorrow is
Speaker 2: if I suddenly choked and puked in the bathroom. That's
Speaker 2: that's really what I'm going.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, that's just a commitment to being an embarrassing mom. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm that right, No, right.
Speaker 2: You are that well. I mean it was a it
Speaker 2: was a full house episode. I'm sure you know somewhere
Speaker 2: an episode or season four. Yeah, yeah, you were like right,
Speaker 2: And then, you know.
Speaker 1: I do feel like we're living in a sitcom. Like
Speaker 1: most of the time, even between our technological problems we
Speaker 1: talked about before this episode and just random things that happen,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, what we are living in a sitcom.
Speaker 2: I yeah, I'm beginning to feel more like it's sort
Speaker 2: of a dark comedy. I don't know, I would sitcom
Speaker 2: feels very uh nineteen ninety eight, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: that's true, right, right, twenty twenty three feels like.
Speaker 3: God like a like a Fairly Brothers movie or so
Speaker 3: or not Cohen Brothers movie, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: where it's like although sometimes Fairly Brothers but uh, but yeah,
Speaker 3: just where you're like, this can't possibly be happening, and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh my god, it is right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so sorry though that you had that experience.
Speaker 2: I have upcoming back to school nights, so I get
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: Turn it's take sure you're not sick in the class.
Speaker 2: Uh, don't do anything embarrassing, don't breathe weird, don't Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. The Bee actually turns thirteen tomorrow and
Speaker 2: it's her back to school night, so oh thirteen.
Speaker 1: Wow wow.
Speaker 2: Aitially now a parent of two actual teenagers.
Speaker 1: Actual teenagers, Oh boy, buckle up, it.
Speaker 2: Is it's I've been. Yeah. I feel like at times
Speaker 2: the roller coaster has been like just kind of trapped
Speaker 2: upside down, you know what I mean? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: are we gonna get up? And they're like eventually, and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, and then it starts up again.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, this is great, it's okay, and then
Speaker 2: you go, now, now you might be get stuck again, like,
Speaker 2: let me off, right right, let me off? Yeah no,
Speaker 2: And it's just a never ending Sisifian roller coaster that
Speaker 2: just continually loops around.
Speaker 1: So do you have plans for her birthday? Or she
Speaker 1: was just back to school night or what?
Speaker 2: You know what? Well, because it is the holiday weekend,
Speaker 2: we do have the four day weekends, so she's got
Speaker 2: back to school night, but she also has a minimum
Speaker 2: day tomorrow, back to school night. And then I told
Speaker 2: her she could invite some friends over to have a
Speaker 2: sleepover tomorrow since Friday there's no school and Friday her
Speaker 2: birthday present, like her big We went did a little
Speaker 2: shopping yesterday, but her big birthday present was two tickets
Speaker 2: to Beyonce.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So B and I will be going to see
Speaker 2: Queen Bee on September first, and I am very very excited,
Speaker 2: as is Bee. We went shopping for our chrome outfits yesterday.
Speaker 2: We are ready to do this. Yeah, and somewhere along
Speaker 2: the line though, she heard that I got us front
Speaker 2: row tickets and we were a shopping yesterday and I
Speaker 2: was like, well, you know, it's not front row. She
Speaker 2: was like wait what And I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh no, I was like, I told you that.
Speaker 2: She was like, no, you definitely said it was from
Speaker 2: where I was like, no, no, no, I said, it
Speaker 2: is definitely not. But I think you missed the definitely
Speaker 2: not part select story. Yeah. I was like, child, look,
Speaker 2: I love you a lot, but that is I don't
Speaker 2: I can't no, so uh anyway, but we are going
Speaker 2: to be there enjoying ourselves and enjoying Beyonce on her birthday.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's gonna be think it's like, that's such
Speaker 2: a cool gift. I cannot wait to hear how it goes,
Speaker 2: see some pictures. I just I can't. Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be awesome. I'm just gonna feel probably very old and
Speaker 2: like not cool though, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 2: can already feel it like as cool as I as
Speaker 2: I think I can be. As mom. I'm going to
Speaker 2: be like, wow, I definitely feel a good twenty years
Speaker 2: older than a lot of the people here. And that's okay,
Speaker 2: and that's okay because I'm going to enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Well, you are very cool for a mom. I mean
Speaker 1: your kids might not think that, but I'm sure everybody
Speaker 1: else thinks that you're a cool mom.
Speaker 2: So I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody wants to be the cool mom. That's not great. Anyway,
Speaker 2: speaking of moms, let's get to one uh that isn't
Speaker 2: around and talk about full help.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a segue, right, that was a no. And
Speaker 2: you know it makes me laugh because our friend Kim
Speaker 2: Moffatt sent us uh that tweet from someone named uh
Speaker 2: Lucy something or other that tweeted about uh. I think
Speaker 2: on one of the days that the podcast came out,
Speaker 2: and it was like, I never really thought about the
Speaker 2: fact that like full House is based on like a
Speaker 2: mom being dead less than a year, the kid's only
Speaker 2: five months old and like just wacky uncles move in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, yeah, it's very true.
Speaker 1: So she brought up a lot of good points in
Speaker 1: the the Twitter thread and yeah, just she was just
Speaker 1: like this is really dark, like think about it.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, these kids are grieving, you know what I like?
Speaker 2: And she's just sort of just never never mentioned between.
Speaker 1: All the musical numbers and animals and Amphibian's like there's there's.
Speaker 2: It's it's really hard to fit that into the you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, It's I much rather have a
Speaker 2: turtle on a skateboard.
Speaker 1: It's true. Definitely, Well, welcome back everybody to how Rude
Speaker 1: Tanner ritos. I am Andrea.
Speaker 2: Barber and I am Jody Sweeten.
Speaker 1: Today we are discussing season one, episode six, titled Daddy's Home.
Speaker 1: It first aired on October twenty second, nineteen eighty seven,
Speaker 1: and it goes little something like this. When Danny hears
Speaker 1: Michelle called Jesse and Joey dada, he knows that he
Speaker 1: is not spending enough time with his daughters and creates
Speaker 1: a father daughter day. It was directed by Howard Storm,
Speaker 1: and it was I don't remember Howard Storm.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember, I remember you know
Speaker 2: mention of the name, but I it's yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't couldn't say much else.
Speaker 1: He didn't direct as much as something.
Speaker 2: He didn't I think, yeah, like it was yeah, that
Speaker 2: first season, there were definitely like a couple that just
Speaker 2: directed like maybe one episode or two episodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and Howard is one of them. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: this episode was written by Jeff Franklin, Joan Brooker, and
Speaker 1: Nancy Edo. The first I think is the first time
Speaker 1: we have female writers that, uh that are having a
Speaker 1: stuff here that I've.
Speaker 2: Written, you know, and it's yeah, it's funny too. I
Speaker 2: you know, in later seasons and stuff, I just you know,
Speaker 2: you forget how much Jeff was involved, like in the
Speaker 2: beginning of this show, just had his hands on everything,
Speaker 2: like writing every episode. And you know, it's uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's crazy to see what it what it has grown into.
Speaker 1: Love it, love it. We have one guest star in
Speaker 1: this episode, Fabiana Udeno as Adriana. She was in Jane
Speaker 1: the Virgin Summer School and she's best known for her
Speaker 1: role as a lot of vagina.
Speaker 2: Yeah in Austin Powers, a lot of vagina.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't read this before.
Speaker 2: You never saw Austin Powers in the nineties, and.
Speaker 1: I don't remember a lot of china for giant vagina.
Speaker 2: Giant fag I na it is fagina. Okay, thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 1: So this is still a PG podcast. We don't need
Speaker 1: to put the explicit there's not an explicit.
Speaker 2: There's a body part, very explicit. And it's not even that.
Speaker 2: It's not even that. It's just a very similar sounding name.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm still stuck. You haven't seen Austin Powers.
Speaker 1: I did like ten years ago. I don't you know me.
Speaker 1: I have a short term rememory. I don't remember things,
Speaker 1: and I don't remember characters.
Speaker 2: Don't and you don't remember a lot of vagina.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, Okay, here we go. We open
Speaker 1: in the living room. DJ walks downstairs holding baby Michelle.
Speaker 1: She's wearing another fabulous denim dress with boots. This must
Speaker 1: be her signature look this season because.
Speaker 2: I've been to love the all denim. Yeah, the like
Speaker 2: Canadian tuxedo moment, but just of all denim vibe with.
Speaker 1: The cute little belt too. Yeah, it's cute. It's very fashionable.
Speaker 2: And her hair, oh my god, it's so long, was
Speaker 2: so long, so remember it being that long. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It was. Yeah. I was just like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: her hair is yeah, down to her waist. It was awesome,
Speaker 2: very impressive. Yep.
Speaker 1: DJ places Michelle in the playpen, which she jokingly refers
Speaker 1: to as baby Jail. Joey pops out of the alcove
Speaker 1: wearing a ridiculous combination of a button down shirt with
Speaker 1: leaves on it, I think, and an oversized plaid tie.
Speaker 2: And now, okay, a question. Does Joey just hide out
Speaker 2: in the alcove behind his bed and wait for people
Speaker 2: to enter?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is this a thing that because he's made a lot
Speaker 2: of pop up entrances he has and so and he can't.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's not not changing in there, right, or
Speaker 2: maybe he is, maybe he's changed, But is he just
Speaker 2: waiting back there until someone comes into the room and
Speaker 2: then he's like, I'm just gonna wait and it's gonna
Speaker 2: be awesome, and then he pops out.
Speaker 1: It's a little creepery like it's like he's just waiting
Speaker 1: back there.
Speaker 2: Also, that shirt and tie for some reason reminded me
Speaker 2: of the backdrop for either Mister Woodchuck or maybe it
Speaker 2: was the Ranger show that he Rangers show. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, I've seen that before and except it
Speaker 2: was the backdrop for that very similar.
Speaker 1: I stared at it for a long time because I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not a Hawaiian shirt. It's something different.
Speaker 2: It's like no, no, no, it's just like a weird
Speaker 2: it's it's like a four. It's like a background of
Speaker 2: a video game with a clownishly wide plaid tie. It's
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: It's a look. It's it is a look. It's a
Speaker 1: sight for sore eyes. Definitely, my eyes are sore. My
Speaker 1: eyes are very sore. After looking at that, he states
Speaker 1: that he's ready for Stephanie's recital, and he asks DJ
Speaker 1: if his shirt and tie match. Stephanie enters the room
Speaker 1: dressed in her beautiful ballerina costume, practicing her ballet moves.
Speaker 1: She's wearing a baby blue leotard and tutu and listening
Speaker 1: to headphones attached to a large pink walkman on her hip.
Speaker 2: Oh joke, and a walkman, myad. Not not a disc man,
Speaker 2: because also it would be very hard they would skip
Speaker 2: if you were doing all that dancing with with a
Speaker 2: disc man, but a walkman like cassette tape. Look at me,
Speaker 2: I'm super cool with my walkman.
Speaker 1: It was, yeah, it was, and it was huge on
Speaker 1: little you on your little frame.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was. Yeah. It was like it was
Speaker 2: like a satellite phone or something, you know, like, those
Speaker 2: are the things that you see like die Hard with
Speaker 2: the giant hacks that they're carrying around as a as
Speaker 2: a cell phone. Yeah, it was. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Oh what a sight it was.
Speaker 2: It was ridiculous. Peak eighties. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Oh, peak eighties.
Speaker 2: But it was very funny because I come in singing
Speaker 2: the one, two, three four one and the whole dance,
Speaker 2: and I just found those tapes, uh, that I was
Speaker 2: telling you about of my mom interviewing me when I
Speaker 2: was two and three years old, and one of them,
Speaker 2: I'm like totally reciting I'm like three years old, reciting
Speaker 2: my entire cabbage patch ballet thing. I'm like, so I
Speaker 2: saw this. I was like, oh my gosh, I did
Speaker 2: it in the show too. It's funny. Oh's okay.
Speaker 1: So that was one of my questions for you, is
Speaker 1: if these are your moves? Are these your own moves
Speaker 1: or did somebody choreograph this for you your ballet moves? Or
Speaker 1: is this just a Jodie's night.
Speaker 2: No, they were. It was just enter the room doing
Speaker 2: some sort of little ballet moment and hold your hands,
Speaker 2: you know, over your arm like that. No, there was no.
Speaker 2: It looked very no professional choreography involved in that one. Okay,
Speaker 2: that was later years. That was later years when sparkly
Speaker 2: baseball hats were involved.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't wait for that. And your legs look
Speaker 1: so long, you look tall in this in this scene,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you grew.
Speaker 2: I always had like long legs. I remember Roberta and
Speaker 2: Gina in our wardrobe department saying I look like Bambi.
Speaker 2: And also because I fell down a lot, so I
Speaker 2: had like just these very long legs that I that
Speaker 2: were doing something entirely different than the rest of my body.
Speaker 1: And that hasn't really changed. Like that is still can
Speaker 1: you to find out?
Speaker 2: That's a pretty h typical ADHD Trait is falling down
Speaker 2: because you're not paying attention to where you actually are.
Speaker 2: You're like there, you know, fifteen steps ahead of yourself.
Speaker 2: So it makes sense. It done so much a lot.
Speaker 1: It's all coming together now. DJ and Joey try to
Speaker 1: get Stephanie's attention by repeatedly calling her name, before Stephanie
Speaker 1: finally removes the headphones and says, I'm not Stephanie. I'm
Speaker 1: a Swan who's about to kick the bucket. She punctuates
Speaker 1: the statement by falling to the ground dramatically faking her death.
Speaker 1: Oh you did this so well, I can tell, well,
Speaker 1: you're practicing this in your room.
Speaker 2: I actually was practicing this when I dressed up as
Speaker 2: snow White in tot Lot when I was like two
Speaker 2: years old. My second Halloween, I ran around preschool and
Speaker 2: pretended that I had taken a bite of the poison apple,
Speaker 2: and then I would faint on the ground, and some
Speaker 2: of the other moms were like, oh, no, she fell down,
Speaker 2: and my mom was like, no, she just ate the
Speaker 2: poison apples. You're fine, dressed me. She'll get up in
Speaker 2: a minute, and I would, And so yeah, I actually
Speaker 2: I actually had practiced this, probably far too many times,
Speaker 2: just the dramatic fainting upon the ground.
Speaker 1: You're a fake death expert at the tender age of five, right,
Speaker 1: I have it?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Danny enters and apologizes for being late. DJ reminds Danny
Speaker 1: that after the recital they need to hit up the
Speaker 1: big sale at Fashion Mart to buy clothes. Everything is
Speaker 1: half off, DJ says, and Danny says that won't save
Speaker 1: him any money because she'll just buy twice as much stuff.
Speaker 1: DJ is definitely a fan of this attitude. Uncle Jesse
Speaker 1: walks downstairs in a leather vest, leather jacket and a
Speaker 1: bolo tie and a chain pocket wallet. This is his
Speaker 1: version of dressing up.
Speaker 2: The bolo tie and the silver accents on the collar. Yes,
Speaker 2: and so much leather, just so much leather in the eighties.
Speaker 1: I just I can't imagine how much he was sweating
Speaker 1: under those hot lights and that outfit and the hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he must have just been hot all of the time,
Speaker 1: all of the time.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that there's a lot of women out there. Yes,
Speaker 2: of course he was. He was hot all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm the cats nice John. He's just weird John. But
Speaker 2: yeah s. It was a lot of silver accents, a
Speaker 2: lot of Yeah. The wallet chain he was, I mean
Speaker 2: he was. He was bad ass. He was bad ass.
Speaker 2: That was the That was the vibe.
Speaker 1: And I noticed his shirt was like a tiffany blue.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, like a Robin's Egg blue.
Speaker 1: Which I feel like he wore that color a lot.
Speaker 1: That in black he did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that in black was that was like.
Speaker 1: His signature color.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you remember, but the eighties,
Speaker 2: the the like that sort of blue and Robin's Egg
Speaker 2: blue and like and hot pink. I seem to remember
Speaker 2: being very popular because it was the colors of the
Speaker 2: Miami Vice thing, and so I feel like it was
Speaker 2: like that bright Neonny sort of, I mean, and like
Speaker 2: that with the black was just very eighties. It was
Speaker 2: a very eighties color scheme.
Speaker 1: It stands out for sure. Yeah, you know that Jesse
Speaker 1: won to stand out so well.
Speaker 2: Indeed he does. Indeed he does.
Speaker 1: So the audience loves this. They give a woo. This
Speaker 1: might be our first woo. I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it was our first couple woos.
Speaker 2: But they were they were small.
Speaker 1: They were not small wooz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a small
Speaker 1: the lead up to later seasons where the audience would
Speaker 1: scream every time John Stamos would enter.
Speaker 3: Right, this was like a three oh woo.
Speaker 2: You know you know what I mean, there's yeah, on
Speaker 2: the scale of on the scale of wooz.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the scale of woos.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: So Jesse grumbles about having to attend this munchkin ballet,
Speaker 1: as he calls it, Joey shows off his attire.
Speaker 2: Not how we refer to people anyway. Oh oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just he used that term a lot munchkin
Speaker 1: to refer to you or Michelle or yeah, that was
Speaker 1: a term of endearment.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know.
Speaker 1: Jesse jokes that Joey looks like he's going to Donje's wedding.
Speaker 2: Anyone uh, anyone out there listening today who's under the
Speaker 2: age of uh forty know who don Hoe is? Probably not,
Speaker 2: But I didn't hear any hands being raised out there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh cricket, cricket, Everyone's like, yeah, but who right? He
Speaker 2: was a Hawaiian singing artist.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I had to look at Joey's singing artist?
Speaker 2: What about singer?
Speaker 1: What a singer and artist? He played a guitar right, yeah?
Speaker 1: A musician Yep, that's the word I was looking for.
Speaker 1: Plas I'm here to assist you, Jodi, did you finish?
Speaker 1: We'll finish each other's sentences as we do, ye think. Well,
Speaker 1: this is why I had to look closely at Joey's shirt,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, is it a Hawaiian shirt? No, It's
Speaker 1: it's like the Ranger joe background.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, and but we didn't have yeah, we didn't
Speaker 2: have that reference yet. It says it is a statement.
Speaker 1: Though it's a statement, so the doorbell rings and Danny
Speaker 1: answers it. It's a beautiful Italian woman named Adriana who
Speaker 1: says choo, and Danny says, it's for you. Adriana and
Speaker 1: Jesse embrace and kiss, and Jesse says his catchphrase, have mercy.
Speaker 2: Why it's so like, I'm not, I am not a prude,
Speaker 2: you know me, I am not of the imagination, but
Speaker 2: it's just so weird. But like these women just appear
Speaker 2: at the door and walk into a room filled with
Speaker 2: other people, don't mention anything, say hello, nothing, and just
Speaker 2: go right for somebody. And they're like, I'm going to
Speaker 2: stick my tongue down your throat in front of all
Speaker 2: of these other people and potentially children, and it's gonna
Speaker 2: totally be normal because that's a thing that people do well.
Speaker 1: And this is a weekly thing. This is a weekly
Speaker 1: occurring at this.
Speaker 2: Point story yet that we're trying to establish Jesse, I get.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know you have to and in sitcom land,
Speaker 2: you gotta, you know, really be expositional about it. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I did not. I forgot how each week it was
Speaker 2: truly a different a different date, a different date for Jesse.
Speaker 1: Well, this mad for cell phones like, how are they
Speaker 1: finding him?
Speaker 2: That's how were they getting how they no relives He's
Speaker 2: moved in on a motorcycle with a guitar, with no case.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have a forwarding address, he hasn't had a
Speaker 2: he's been living on the road, you know, like, what
Speaker 2: how are these women? Like? I know where you are? Like,
Speaker 2: that's he might actually want to be a little concerned
Speaker 2: about some of these women. You know, they appear they
Speaker 2: might be stalking him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they weren't so beautiful, if he wasn't so
Speaker 1: busy kissing them, he might actually stop and be like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, did they find me? Anyway? So Jesse
Speaker 1: introduces Adriana to the guys and explains how they met,
Speaker 1: which was skydiving. She asked me to come back to
Speaker 1: her place, and it turns out her place.
Speaker 2: Is in Rome.
Speaker 1: Jesse and Adriana exit to the kitchen to make spaghettios,
Speaker 1: and Joey notes what a life he wishes he spaghettios, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, right? Is that the only thing Jesse knows
Speaker 1: how to cook? Or is this an innuendo?
Speaker 2: Makes spaghetti o's?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh's that's all I'm saying. All I'm saying is if
Speaker 2: I were an adult writing this show. Uh, these are
Speaker 2: the things that I would put in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, after that Sea Cruise episode, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of ruined.
Speaker 2: You know. Now I'm looking none of it and maybe
Speaker 2: none of these things, and Jeff's like, what is wrong
Speaker 2: with her? I don't mean any of that, but I
Speaker 2: also feel like, now I'm gonna I would put some
Speaker 2: pretty significant money that if I. If I were an
Speaker 2: adult writing like a family television show, I would put
Speaker 2: in as much stuff like that as possible.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the best part about these eighties
Speaker 1: sitcoms is all those adult jokes could just go right
Speaker 1: over the heads of the kids watching, but the parents
Speaker 1: are like, oh oh.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it's just maybe I'm a terrible human.
Speaker 1: No, no, not both could be true, Okay, You're not
Speaker 1: a or human. Right back to Spaetos, Back to Spaghettio's
Speaker 1: Joey says what a life he wishes he could just
Speaker 1: take off on an unplanned trip to Rome like Jesse
Speaker 1: so planting the sea. It's here for what's to come.
Speaker 1: Michelle COO's from the playpen and Danny goes to retrieve her.
Speaker 1: He tries to encourage her to say, dadad that.
Speaker 2: The coup was was a little scary, was it not?
Speaker 1: Coo?
Speaker 2: Isn't it coo?
Speaker 1: He was like, cool, it sounds like she was choking
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a it was. If my baby made
Speaker 2: that noise, I would be like, let me make sure
Speaker 2: you didn't swallow something, you know what I mean, and
Speaker 2: say like, oh, you're talking. I'd be like I'm alarmed anyway.
Speaker 1: No, Danny just wants her to be saying dada to him.
Speaker 1: That's his only concerns, Like.
Speaker 2: Are you choking? It doesn't matter, right, it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter say dada right. She is so close. Joey
Speaker 1: leans in and mimics a baby voice saying dadad, okay,
Speaker 1: now get off my back. So funny. The phone rings
Speaker 1: and Danny answers it. It's the station calling to ask
Speaker 1: him to come in and cover the game of the week.
Speaker 1: This is a huge honor. Danny sees the girls overhearing
Speaker 1: this phone call and looking forlorn. He feels he's gonna
Speaker 1: have to miss Stephanie's recital and he feels terrible. DJ
Speaker 1: tries to make Stephanie feel better by saying everything is
Speaker 1: going to be just fine and it's cool having a
Speaker 1: dad on TV.
Speaker 2: Stephanie agrees, I, you know what, when man, I could
Speaker 2: relate to like that whole yeah situation, and you know,
Speaker 2: it was funny watching this episode is when I I
Speaker 2: kind of realized like how much of the adult stuff
Speaker 2: I get now, and like the that perspective, you know,
Speaker 2: the parent perspective, but about like, you know, having to
Speaker 2: wanting to be two places at once, working and also
Speaker 2: wanting to be there for your kids, but knowing you know,
Speaker 2: it's you're torn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as a working parent, you are always faced with
Speaker 1: those moments where you're like, yeah, I have to. I
Speaker 1: mean it's inevitable that you're gonna miss a recital or
Speaker 1: a performance, your sports game, or just something it's in.
Speaker 2: And I feel like when we were shooting Fuller even,
Speaker 2: I feel like my kids actually had that conversation where
Speaker 2: it was like, oh, you're gonna miss my such and
Speaker 2: such and Zoe be like yeah, but you know, she's
Speaker 2: like working and doing a show. So that's kind of cool, right,
Speaker 2: you know. I'm like, oh, anyway, yep, art imitating life.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Next scene, we are in the basement, which
Speaker 1: is also the garage. Jesse and Adriana are making out
Speaker 1: on his motorcycle. Of course, Joey walks in and hovers awkwardly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: works an awkwardly long beat.
Speaker 2: Well, but here's the thing. One like he hovers awkwardly,
Speaker 2: but two like, would you not notice that like fuel
Speaker 2: that someone else walked it? I mean maybe not. They
Speaker 2: seemed very engrossed in what they were doing. Well precariously
Speaker 2: perched on that motorcycle. But and was there no more
Speaker 2: more comfortable to sit down and have it? You know
Speaker 2: it was?
Speaker 1: I mean they moved it to the garage at least
Speaker 1: they're not out right open in the living room. But yeah,
Speaker 1: like there's no there's I thought there was a chair
Speaker 1: or a couch.
Speaker 2: Down there or something. Maybe just just the motorcycle and
Speaker 2: Joey standing awkwardly. Yep, it was a little weird.
Speaker 1: That was That was a long awkward beat before Joey
Speaker 1: finally says, Jesse, I need to talk to you. Joey
Speaker 1: sits on the motorcycle again awkwardly and says he needs
Speaker 1: to make some changes in his life, and by changes
Speaker 1: he means danger more excitement. I want your life, Joey
Speaker 1: tells Jesse. Jesse says he used to be just like Joey,
Speaker 1: but then he turned four, he ripped the training wheels
Speaker 1: off his bike and rode off to adventure. Jesse says
Speaker 1: he can help Joey, but he's talking about living on
Speaker 1: the edge, a life with risks. Is Joey ready to
Speaker 1: make that kind of commitment? Joey replies that, yes, he
Speaker 1: is ready to be committed, which I love like that's
Speaker 1: a lovely right, you know, double entendre so fuy.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, indeed he is ready to be committed in that.
Speaker 1: Outfit, in that yes, I can only imagine his mugshot
Speaker 1: and that in that tie and shirt right. In the
Speaker 1: next scene, we are in the living room. Jesse and
Speaker 1: Adriana are on the couch feeding each other chocolate covered strawberries.
Speaker 1: Danny rushes in the front door and asks, how was
Speaker 1: Stephanie's recite. Jesse replies, she came out, she danced, she died. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean what a summer is the story of a lifetime,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It's straight and it's to
Speaker 1: the point. Yes, Danny remarks that there is still a
Speaker 1: little time before No sorry, Danny remarks that there is
Speaker 1: still time to take the girl's shopping, and Jesse responds
Speaker 1: that he already took the girls shopping, no problem, but
Speaker 1: Danny looks dejected. He wanted to take the girls shopping.
Speaker 2: Have you ever taken kids shopping? Though it's not it
Speaker 2: always sounds fun like, oh, we're going to have a day,
Speaker 2: and it just ends in like will you go try
Speaker 2: the pants on? Will you go try the pants? No,
Speaker 2: I'm not buying them. If you're not trying them on, okay, fine, okay,
Speaker 2: but if they don't fit your I lived through this
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, I hate it. I hate There's nothing
Speaker 1: worse than having to go to the mall with your
Speaker 1: teenage your kid. Yeah, and they're always mad at you
Speaker 1: when things don't fit or they don't look right or.
Speaker 2: What Danny I feel like, Yeah, I get you want
Speaker 2: to spend time with the kids, but you may have
Speaker 2: saved yourself. He dodged a bullet in my indeed, indeed
Speaker 2: did and a sale to would have been crazy. So
Speaker 2: many people know, you know how the Fashion Mart half
Speaker 2: yearly saale is. It's just it's packed.
Speaker 1: It's like womped Lord of the Flies and there are
Speaker 1: you kidding me?
Speaker 2: It's yeah, chaos everyone everyone in San Francisco, is there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Jesse calls for the girls to come downstairs
Speaker 1: and model their new clothes for Danny. Adriana takes a
Speaker 1: hint and decides to leave. She says she's going to
Speaker 1: try on her new outfit, which is inside a very
Speaker 1: tiny bag that she waves in front of Jesse's face,
Speaker 1: and we get our second have mercy of the episode.
Speaker 1: Jesse then hops on the piano, which sounds like an organ.
Speaker 2: Is it is an organ?
Speaker 3: That is?
Speaker 2: That isn't that is? It's a weird little organ. And
Speaker 2: I actually think that was the one and only time
Speaker 2: maybe that it was ever played. I don't remember us
Speaker 2: ever playing it at another point, but I do remember
Speaker 2: it sitting there in that corner in the window with
Speaker 2: you know, pictures and stuff on it. But yeah, it
Speaker 2: was just a weird little like mini organ. Yeah, because uh,
Speaker 2: you know, that's because someone in that maybe well maybe
Speaker 2: Pam was played the organ in I bet it was
Speaker 2: Pam in the Greek church choir. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I was expecting piano keys and it was an organ,
Speaker 1: and I was very confused on what exactly it was.
Speaker 2: Well, also, it was the eighties, it was probably a synthesizer.
Speaker 1: It was probably a keyboard.
Speaker 2: Let's be fair. It was a cassio in an overly
Speaker 2: large box like every TV that was out there, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It didn't need all of that,
Speaker 2: It just had it.
Speaker 1: I love it. So Jesse starts playing music and narrating
Speaker 1: the fashion show. DJ is up first. She walks down
Speaker 1: the stairs and into the living room like a makeshift catwalk.
Speaker 1: She's wearing a red sweater with an army green skirt
Speaker 1: and jacket and a coordinating red hat, a lovely fall look.
Speaker 2: Jesse described it was. It was very uh, it reminded me.
Speaker 2: It gave. It was giving like Junior Ranger vibe. Oh
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like the forest green and
Speaker 2: the red. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I liked it. I liked it.
Speaker 1: Okay, those colors remind me of like Freddy Krueger. So
Speaker 1: your your mind went to a much better place than
Speaker 1: my mind.
Speaker 2: Well maybe that's why I'm on a summer camp, would
Speaker 2: be Jason anyway. But yeah, no, I yeah, that's I
Speaker 2: can get that too, But no, I wasn't. It was
Speaker 2: the baseball hat for me. It was maybe I was
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was very cute, regardless and able. Candice was so
Speaker 1: adorable in that outfit. She was rocking it. Stephanie is
Speaker 1: up next. She is wearing a multicolored, multi patterned dress
Speaker 1: with a white collar, yellow socks, and I think pink
Speaker 1: jelly shoes there.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, there was so much going on
Speaker 2: with this pattern. I looked like you know when you
Speaker 2: go to a pediatrician's office and they have like the
Speaker 2: border on the wall of the exam room and it's
Speaker 2: like a crazy circus and it's all primary colors. That
Speaker 2: dress was actually made out of that, because that is
Speaker 2: exactly what it looks like, is some crazy pattern on
Speaker 2: like you know, a nineteen eighty seven pediatrician wallboard. It's
Speaker 2: just like, wow, that's loud. I'm glad there's only a
Speaker 2: little bit of it. But I had a whole dress.
Speaker 2: You had a whole dress of it.
Speaker 1: It was given like Highlights magazine, like those fine these
Speaker 1: objects in the pictures. Yes, a lot.
Speaker 2: Yes, I thought it was giraffes on it too, but
Speaker 2: I think it was something out I couldn't quite tell.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell either. It was a little too small
Speaker 1: for me to tell.
Speaker 2: Pink little buckle shoes and the yellow socks because that's
Speaker 2: just everything.
Speaker 1: But you were feeling it, you were feeling it, you
Speaker 1: were loving it.
Speaker 2: I love the comment though about the back pain the
Speaker 2: way I'm walking or I'm like strutting, and I think
Speaker 2: they looped that in because it sounded slightly different than
Speaker 2: the rest of it where it was like and she's
Speaker 2: apparently suffering from back pain, right, and this week when
Speaker 2: I was suffering from back pain, I was like, that's
Speaker 2: damn right, I am.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was so cute, but yeah, I could tell
Speaker 1: you were you were wanting to mimic being a model,
Speaker 1: but yeah, you had your hands worst possible was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just like, I don't know what I
Speaker 2: was doing, backwards limbowing. So cute.
Speaker 1: Stephanie is just loving mugging for everyone and doesn't want
Speaker 1: to leave the runway. Michelle is up next, and she
Speaker 1: is wearing an adorable denim overalls dress with a pastel
Speaker 1: shirt underneath. And this is a look that says, hey, babe,
Speaker 1: it's the late eighties and I am loving every minute
Speaker 1: of it. Yes, so cute, And then, in an unscripted
Speaker 1: toddler moment, she grins and runs off like I can
Speaker 1: just tell that the Olsens are loving getting to finally
Speaker 1: be able to walk.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, participate for sure. She is so
Speaker 2: proud and that little denim outfit was so cute. It was,
Speaker 2: but I kept wanting to pull it down every time
Speaker 2: someone would.
Speaker 1: Pick her up. I got to pull this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the little bit like such a mom thing where
Speaker 2: you're such.
Speaker 1: A mom flip, pull her dressed down. We don't want
Speaker 1: to see her little diaper. Danny is forlorn. He remarks
Speaker 1: that it looks like he missed a very special day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Next up is the ultimate macho macho man, Big Joe
Speaker 1: Stud to the.
Speaker 2: Tune of We're Gonna Say, Randy Savage to.
Speaker 1: The tune of Born to Be Wild outwalks Joey in
Speaker 1: his Jesse look, wearing black leather pants, a red shirt,
Speaker 1: a black leather jacket, and he's chewing gum. When I
Speaker 1: say my jaw dropped to the ground, he looks so gum.
Speaker 2: Automatically, I'm like, oh, don't mess with that guy.
Speaker 1: He's gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he had gloves like, oh yeah, leather gloves,
Speaker 2: leather gloves. Yeah. He was also.
Speaker 1: As he looked very stiff and very he was ready.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he looked. The leather hadn't quite worn in yet,
Speaker 2: and he was definitely not gonna leave any fingerprints.
Speaker 1: But he was ready to go, ready, so ready to go.
Speaker 1: Oh he looks so cool. The audience goes wild. Joey says,
Speaker 1: shut up, punk, and Danny says to Joey, make Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson look tough. Jesse brings Michelle over to the guys
Speaker 1: and says, Michelle, you're gonna be such a fox when
Speaker 1: you get older.
Speaker 2: That was such a that line through me. I was like,
Speaker 2: what is what? Yeah, I guess we've just learned that.
Speaker 2: Like that's a weird compliment to give kids married, Like, doesn't.
Speaker 1: You don't do that now? Yeah, it's a baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was whatever.
Speaker 2: It's just Jesse, right, But people, if you're if you're wondering,
Speaker 2: don't that's don't make that comment. Now.
Speaker 1: A lot of adjectives to describe your baby, and fox
Speaker 1: is not one of them. Michelle responds by saying dadad
Speaker 1: straight to Jesse. Awkward. Danny is very upset. Michelle calls
Speaker 1: Jesse dada again, and who was doing this voice? Do
Speaker 1: you think this was like a voice had a baby voice?
Speaker 2: Lady? Yeah, that she would kind of stand off, I think,
Speaker 2: to the side and do it. I forget what her
Speaker 2: name was though, but yeah, there were there were like
Speaker 2: people that sort of did the cooing and the weird little.
Speaker 1: Because it didn't sound organically. It didn't sound like it
Speaker 1: was actually Michelle making that or the Olsen making that sound.
Speaker 2: But well, timing a baby to make a noise on
Speaker 2: cue is also rather difficult.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was at that age. It's impossible.
Speaker 2: But it was not Dave. It was I think a
Speaker 2: voice actor on the side.
Speaker 1: I wondered if it was Dave too, because I know
Speaker 1: he can do all of those races, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: did he step in or Okay, So they had a
Speaker 1: baby voice actor and she was was she there like
Speaker 1: during the live shows.
Speaker 2: There standing off stage? I And this is what I
Speaker 2: remember is that she would be standing off stage with
Speaker 2: a like a live microphone. So that for live shows
Speaker 2: and stuff, because if you're doing the scene and the
Speaker 2: joke or the whatever requires it the baby to make
Speaker 2: a noise in order to get the reaction, then you'd
Speaker 2: have to do it to get the audience's reaction because
Speaker 2: otherwise otherwise the joke would work. Joke has to work
Speaker 2: so yeah, you gotta have the baby noise lady standing
Speaker 2: off to the side.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is fascinating. I wish we could get her
Speaker 1: on the pod and pick her brain about it, right.
Speaker 2: I Actually I just did a voiceover thing with an
Speaker 2: incredibly talented voice actor named Debbie darry Berry, and she
Speaker 2: did a baby voice while we were on this panel,
Speaker 2: and I was like, uh, it was uncanny. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: So there are some people out there that definitely like
Speaker 2: can make that exact noise.
Speaker 1: That's so cool.
Speaker 2: It's pretty awesome. What a credit on your resume.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Baby Coup number three.
Speaker 1: Joey takes Michelle and then Michelle calls Joey dadad too.
Speaker 1: Poor Danny takes Michelle and it's crickets if she doesn't
Speaker 1: say anything to him, and Danny is so upset that
Speaker 1: his sweet little baby thinks that Jesse and Joey are
Speaker 1: her father's Yeah, poor Danny. Danny decides that he's been
Speaker 1: working too many hours and that's why Michelle doesn't know
Speaker 1: who he is. I gotta spend more time with my children.
Speaker 1: A DJ and Stephanie walk downstairs and call Danny dad,
Speaker 1: and Danny is thrilled that at least his other two
Speaker 1: daughters know who he is. He decides it's time for
Speaker 1: a daddy daughter day with all three girls.
Speaker 2: What a good idea. Sounds lovely. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The next scene, we are back in the garage and
Speaker 1: Jesse drives his motorcycle into the garage with Joey on
Speaker 1: the back of the bike.
Speaker 2: Joey, sorry, that garage set I don't think was around well,
Speaker 2: I guess it was around during the first season, but
Speaker 2: I I vaguely remember it. I remember it being like
Speaker 2: off in the back corner and it's smelling like the motorcycle,
Speaker 2: but it's so weird, like it's such a It's one
Speaker 2: of those sets that's not really part of like a
Speaker 2: lot of the memories that I have. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like we changed it into something after not
Speaker 2: too long, and it wasn't a set that we were
Speaker 2: in very often. But I do remember the Santa head
Speaker 2: because that was important.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that you can't. That's in your nightmares forever.
Speaker 2: You'll never forget it, right, Yeah, It's just a giant
Speaker 2: Santa head with little tiny legs, you know. It's that's
Speaker 2: what in my nightmares.
Speaker 1: And it looks like the eyes are following you like
Speaker 1: those three d busts on a mansion.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the concave. Yeah, when they carve it inward,
Speaker 2: like guy, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You no matter where you go, it's a creepy, creepy scend.
Speaker 2: Like I said, follow that Santa and that weird chucky
Speaker 2: doll in the living room, and you have an entirely
Speaker 2: different uh and different show. Entirely different.
Speaker 1: Yes. So Joey is still holding on tight to Jesse
Speaker 1: as they dismount the bike. Jesse tells him, you have
Speaker 1: to let me go or we have a lot of
Speaker 1: explaining to do to my parents. But his mom is
Speaker 1: that is a weird line because his mom is dead.
Speaker 2: No, his mom isn't dead. His mom was just there.
Speaker 2: His is dead.
Speaker 1: His sister's yeah, yeah, yeah, never mind.
Speaker 2: It's it's all the family references between Jesse and his
Speaker 2: mom and the parents and the kid.
Speaker 1: These people straight.
Speaker 2: But I think I don't. I think the fact that
Speaker 2: we were all related was aroundant. Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It was his sister. It was your mother, but it
Speaker 1: was his sister. God right, got it right. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to remind I'm gonna have to draw a family
Speaker 1: tree and have it like right here, okay, on my desk,
Speaker 1: because you're right.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Jesse closes the garage door and Joey explains how
Speaker 1: transformative this motorcycle ride was for him. Jesse tells him,
Speaker 1: you got the look, you got the ride. Now you
Speaker 1: just need to ride off into adventure. Joey is stoked
Speaker 1: and he hops back on the motorcycle. Jesse stops him.
Speaker 1: Nobody rides my bike, and he shows him to the
Speaker 1: girl's bicycles instead.
Speaker 2: It's a very smart idea, by the way, to not
Speaker 2: let someone who has never driven a motorcycle drive your motorcycle.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yes, Jesse caught him, just in the nick
Speaker 1: of time.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, don't do yeah, I mean, well no,
Speaker 2: he does eventually take off, But I if Joey's never
Speaker 2: ridden a motorcycle, I'm impressed, Yeah, because that's.
Speaker 1: That's a big responsibility for someone like Joey, who doesn't
Speaker 1: take anything seriously.
Speaker 2: Can't Yeah, who can't put his own clothes, Well, no,
Speaker 2: he can't put his own clothes on because you can
Speaker 2: also dress a manekin anyway.
Speaker 1: But he just can't match. He can't match his patterns
Speaker 1: and his you know.
Speaker 2: That's okay, he's wearing leather. Now it's all different.
Speaker 1: He's wearing leather. He's a totally different man. Joey says,
Speaker 1: I want danger, I want adventure. I want to ride
Speaker 1: your pig. There's another awkward beat. Jesse clarifies that it's
Speaker 1: called a hog, not a pig. Jesse finally gives in
Speaker 1: and says, okay, fine, one ride around the block. Joey
Speaker 1: hops on the bike excitedly and almost rides away, but
Speaker 1: he forgets that the garage door is closed. Ohop, crisis
Speaker 1: is averted. Though.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm je like I said getting out of
Speaker 2: that steep driveway too, I mean, it was you did
Speaker 2: a lot on that bike for having never done it. Well,
Speaker 2: maybe I don't know that he has never done it before,
Speaker 2: but I think that's a good guess.
Speaker 1: Okay, he seems so terrified riding in with Jesse, and
Speaker 1: I think that it was his first time ever on
Speaker 1: a bike as a passage.
Speaker 2: And I mean I've ridden motorcycles on the back as
Speaker 2: a passenger, and I can definitely say like I wouldn't
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, you know what, I've never done this before,
Speaker 2: and I was, let me, I'm gonna do this. Well,
Speaker 2: I might do that, but but I haven't. I wouldn't now.
Speaker 1: No, no, okay. In the next scene, we are in
Speaker 1: DJ and Stephanie's room. Danny is videotaping Stephanie's cute feet
Speaker 1: while the girls are sleeping. Stephanie wakes up, followed by DJ,
Speaker 1: who asks what is going on. Danny announces that he
Speaker 1: has a surprise. He is not going to work today
Speaker 1: and it is Daddy daughter Day.
Speaker 2: Yay yay.
Speaker 1: Jay says, but wait, Sunday is your busiest day, and
Speaker 1: Danny assures her that he worked it all out. He'll
Speaker 1: be working on New Year's Eve, but he worked it out.
Speaker 1: He asks what the girls want to do. DJ says
Speaker 1: take a cruise around the bay, and Stephanie says horseback riding,
Speaker 1: and Danny tells them it's your day. Oh. DJ asks
Speaker 1: if they can buy a big screen TV, a CD player,
Speaker 1: and a couple of mopeds. I love the reference. I
Speaker 1: love that a CD player is like a prized item here,
Speaker 1: like right, yeah, yeah, the ultimate prize.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Not a walkman though, because man, no, no,
Speaker 2: a stationary CD.
Speaker 1: You already have a walkman, No, no, no CD player.
Speaker 1: That's you know, aim for the stars, that is what
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: In the next scene, we are in the living room.
Speaker 1: The phone rings and Jesse answers it. It's Joey on
Speaker 1: the other end of the line. Jesse yells at him
Speaker 1: to get home. He's been gone since yesterday. Joey t before.
Speaker 2: Cell phones, right, yeah, somebody disappears and you're like, where
Speaker 2: are you? Yeah, now you could be like get I
Speaker 2: know exactly.
Speaker 1: Where you are. Mm hmmm. Oh yes, this is long
Speaker 1: before the Life three sixty apps or the cell phone
Speaker 1: or all of those tracking devices. Yeah. Joey on the
Speaker 1: other end of the line tells Jesse to chill out, babe,
Speaker 1: and Jesse says, I created you.
Speaker 2: I can destroy you.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy. Uh. Next, we are in the
Speaker 1: garage and Joey is sneaking the motorcycle into the garage.
Speaker 1: He thinks that he is safe when suddenly Jesse pops
Speaker 1: out from behind the enormous scary Santa Head.
Speaker 2: Jesse was terrifying. It's terrifying. It's terrifying.
Speaker 1: I can't you can't stop looking at it too. Jesse
Speaker 1: starts yelling at Joey. I said once around the block.
Speaker 1: Jesse grabs Joey by his jacket, collar and this this
Speaker 1: seems like a threatening situation when suddenly the girls and
Speaker 1: Danny appear, interrupting this angry altercation. The girls and Danny,
Speaker 1: knowing that Joey is in trouble, take their balloons and
Speaker 1: their stuffed dolphin souvenirs and they exit upstairs, teasing oo
Speaker 1: as they walk by.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: You better have a good explanation, Jesse says to Joey.
Speaker 1: Joey says, your spirit entered my body, and he describes
Speaker 1: how his hair expanded. It's like the last Yeah, from
Speaker 1: one mullet to another.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, it's true, just Joey has a mullet, but
Speaker 2: it's just as slightly as smaller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesse's got the ultimately quaff.
Speaker 2: Every time I see John's hair these early episodes, I'm
Speaker 2: just like really brought like good big.
Speaker 1: That was a choice, that was a deliberateus.
Speaker 2: Choice choice, and it was all He really did have
Speaker 2: a lot of hair, just.
Speaker 1: A lot of hair.
Speaker 2: Damn, it's a lot of hair.
Speaker 1: Those Greeks have just such good genes, so much hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it skipped Steph because you know she didn't
Speaker 2: get it from her mom's side apparently.
Speaker 1: H Yeah, but No, it's it's so perfectly cofted. It
Speaker 1: looks like a wig. But it yeah, I mean, you're saying,
Speaker 1: for the record right now, it was not a wig.
Speaker 2: It was not a wig. That was John's twenty.
Speaker 1: Four year old full head of hair.
Speaker 2: Wow, just a mop.
Speaker 1: It was a mob yeah, helmet hair.
Speaker 2: So funny.
Speaker 1: Uh. Joey regales Jesse with a story about seeing a
Speaker 1: woman dressed in red leather. He popped around the end
Speaker 1: of his bike and did a wheelie, saying, have mercy.
Speaker 1: Jesse is so proud, and the audience loves it. Joey
Speaker 1: continues this story. They drove to Vegas. They checked into
Speaker 1: Caesar's and played the craps table, where Joey won fourteen
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Jesse probes him, did you uh you know,
Speaker 1: and Joey replies, yes, we got married. He says, they
Speaker 1: took a jet to New York. They helicoptered into Manhattan
Speaker 1: and started a revival of Broadways Porky and Bess.
Speaker 2: God, I remember when I did that one summer. It
Speaker 2: was just, you know, I just went out for a yeah,
Speaker 2: for a quick little motorcycle ride around the block, and
Speaker 2: then you know, Porky and best later.
Speaker 1: I was just but this story is so in the
Speaker 1: spirit of of Jesse, Like I love has he come
Speaker 1: home with like going to Rome go right?
Speaker 2: You know he yeah missed whatever eighty six. I don't
Speaker 2: know why that one sticks in my head, but yeah, right,
Speaker 2: he has been everywhere. So yeah, this was Uh. I
Speaker 2: love it that Joey though, like goes for adventure but
Speaker 2: slightly you know off, like they got married.
Speaker 1: He still has a Joey twist. Ryeah they Broadway musical, right,
Speaker 1: It's I love it. It's yeah, it's not quite the
Speaker 1: level of Jesse, but he gets an A for effort.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: So Joey says, you don't believe a word of this,
Speaker 1: do you?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: And Jesse responds not a syllable. Joey finally admits the truth.
Speaker 1: He met a girl down the street and went to
Speaker 1: her house, where he did win fourteen thousand dollars, but
Speaker 1: in monopoly money, and then he fell asleep on her couch.
Speaker 1: Jesse confirms the story by checking the mileage on the bike,
Speaker 1: which is only a mile and a half. Joey apologizes
Speaker 1: for being gone so long. Joey says that no matter
Speaker 1: what he's wearing or what he's riding on. He is
Speaker 1: still Joey and that's okay. Jesse agrees and calls him
Speaker 1: Big Joe stud. Joey exits, and with a toss of
Speaker 1: his head, he announces that he's going to take a
Speaker 1: bubble bath. You know.
Speaker 2: Oh, imagine though, someone just showing up on a motorcycle
Speaker 2: dressed like that, coming into your house, playing Monopoly and
Speaker 2: then passing out and leaving the next morning.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's San Francisco, you know, it's just what that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a pretty weird adventure.
Speaker 1: Joey. Yeah, it's it's so on brand red Joey. You know,
Speaker 1: it's so good.
Speaker 2: But I thought about it. He was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not Oh you didn't really do it, and you're like, nope,
Speaker 2: still random leather dude in a house playing Monopoly, falling
Speaker 2: asleep on someone's couch.
Speaker 1: I forgot he's still wearing that leather.
Speaker 2: He's still a lady in this person's house that he
Speaker 2: just met and playing Monopoly and then falling asleep on
Speaker 2: the couch.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so great.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Next, uh, we are in DJ and Stephanie's room. Danny
Speaker 1: is tucking the girls into bed, and Stephanie says, I
Speaker 1: love father daughter day. Danny agrees, but reminds her that
Speaker 1: tomorrow it's back to the real world.
Speaker 2: We're in school.
Speaker 1: Danny goes to I Know. Danny goes to tuck in DJ,
Speaker 1: and he asks if she enjoyed the day, and DJ
Speaker 1: replies with sick sarcasm that it was the best day
Speaker 1: of her life and even pointing out that she's smiling
Speaker 1: with her happy teeth. Danny says that's not a DJ
Speaker 1: happy face, and DJ, exasperated, insists that she's happy, happy happy.
Speaker 2: When I'm happy happy happy, okay, Yes, she would say
Speaker 2: that for the rest of forever. I always say that
Speaker 2: to Yeah, I'm happy, happy, happy, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, that lives rent free in my head like that
Speaker 1: delivery is so good. So clearly she's not happy, happy,
Speaker 1: happy okay, and she gets out of bed and goes
Speaker 1: to her closet.
Speaker 2: Danny, if I say I'm happy, happy, happy, someone everyone
Speaker 2: should run just quickly go I'm not the nearest exity. Yeah,
Speaker 2: uh huh.
Speaker 1: Danny asks Steph to go get some water so that
Speaker 1: he and DJ can talk, and Steph leaves, knowing that
Speaker 1: something is wrong, and she says, if you need me,
Speaker 1: I'll be in the bathroom drinking water and waiting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, I'm not an idiot. You need me
Speaker 2: to leave, I'll go.
Speaker 1: She's five years old, but she is smart. She knows
Speaker 1: what's happening. Danny asks DJ what is going on? And
Speaker 1: DJ replies, it's hard being brave for my little sister
Speaker 1: all the time. Like when Danny couldn't take DJ shopping,
Speaker 1: she was really upset, but she couldn't show it in
Speaker 1: front of Stephanie or Stephanie would also get upset. Danny
Speaker 1: tells DJ that she is a terrific big sister and
Speaker 1: no one has to put on an act in this house.
Speaker 1: What's really bothering you? He asks as he sits DJ
Speaker 1: on his lap. DJ can't quite put it into words.
Speaker 1: Today was so much fun, but she kept getting sadder
Speaker 1: and sadder as the day went on. He says, maybe
Speaker 1: you were sad for the same reason I was, because
Speaker 1: you didn't want the day to end.
Speaker 2: DJ says, mom just died.
Speaker 1: Well, there's they don't talk about that. You can only
Speaker 1: talk about that like once every three.
Speaker 2: This was the thing. He was like, maybe you were
Speaker 2: because you didn't want the day to end, And I
Speaker 2: was like, because you're like, sit over your mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, DJ's acting now a little bit for good reason,
Speaker 1: she said, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just this was not the reason that I was expecting.
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna go back to I'm his mom.
Speaker 2: You know, well, I guess maybe that's kind of what
Speaker 2: it's alluding to. True, true, we understand that subjects she's
Speaker 2: been a good Yeah. I do appreciate that that DJ's
Speaker 2: trying to look out for stuff though, and not make
Speaker 2: her sad too. Yes, a sweet moment, that was very sweet.
Speaker 1: I loved this moment. DJ gives Danny a very tight
Speaker 1: hug and says that she loves being with him. And
Speaker 1: I just these scenes, you know, Bob and Candice just
Speaker 1: really nail his father daughter scenes. I love them so much,
Speaker 1: never get tired of them.
Speaker 2: And I love the contract. I mean, the contrast of
Speaker 2: the silliness of the guys and kind of their storyline
Speaker 2: and then the you know, the the really sweet moments
Speaker 2: of real connection and family stuff. Yeah, it was reminds
Speaker 2: me of a great balance. The show kind of always struck.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that good balance. Definitely.
Speaker 2: I mean not me. I have terrible balance, but.
Speaker 1: Yes, always since age five, DJ says she feels better.
Speaker 1: Nothing was solved, but just talking about it helps. Danny
Speaker 1: tells her that it helps him too, and he promises
Speaker 1: that he's going to find more time to spend with her.
Speaker 2: I love that message, by the way, when that she says,
Speaker 2: nothing was solved, but it just felt good to talk
Speaker 2: mm hm. And it hit me that, like that was
Speaker 2: a big piece of full house, like we always said,
Speaker 2: you know, oh, and then everything was solved in half
Speaker 2: an hour and there were some things that were but
Speaker 2: but most importantly like it just whatever it was got
Speaker 2: talked about. Yeah, and yeah, I was like, what a
Speaker 2: great message that you know. No, it's not going to
Speaker 2: solve everything, but you got to talk about it anyway.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. No. That's how I feel about therapy too,
Speaker 1: is like sometimes I just go, yeah, yeah, just you
Speaker 1: don't get all the answers in forty five minutes, but
Speaker 1: just talking it out that that does wonders.
Speaker 2: That's a great I'm still gonna be crazy, but I
Speaker 2: will at least have a slightly better perspective.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's such a good message. In the last scene
Speaker 1: of the episode, we are in Michelle's room. Danny checks
Speaker 1: on Michelle and says, you may not remember today, but
Speaker 1: it was one of the best days of my life.
Speaker 1: He kisses her good night and starts to.
Speaker 2: Leave the room.
Speaker 1: When Michelle finally says dad, Danny comes back in the
Speaker 1: room and fist pumps. Yes, and that is our show.
Speaker 1: That's such warm fuzzies, you know, I love that.
Speaker 2: That was so maybe Michelle was just like, look, I
Speaker 2: just needed a day with you, and then I will
Speaker 2: give you then I'll call you dad, I'll give you
Speaker 2: the thing that you want. Yeah. I think she's just
Speaker 2: very smart. She was like, I want to go on
Speaker 2: a boat cruise.
Speaker 1: She's you know, she's not even one yet, and she's
Speaker 1: exactly and you know, it was interesting.
Speaker 2: I noticed that Ashley Uh in these episodes had her
Speaker 2: middle name, which was Ashley Fuller Olson.
Speaker 1: I forgot that.
Speaker 2: I forgot that her middle name is Fuller.
Speaker 1: Which is really weird thinking about it now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's a as in Fuller House. Yeah it's anyway.
Speaker 2: I just a funny little side tangent.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And and we didn't have our everywhere you look moments.
Speaker 1: Let's bring it on everywhere.
Speaker 2: You look but everywhere you look, here we go, okay,
Speaker 2: we're gonna start saving these till the end so that
Speaker 2: they have their own, you know, moment.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because they deserve their own moment.
Speaker 2: They deserve their own moment. So everywhere you look. If
Speaker 2: you look at the scene in which Bob and Candas
Speaker 2: are on the bed and talking and she says, I'm happy, happy, happy, Okay,
Speaker 2: if you look at the magazine that she is reading,
Speaker 2: mm hmm, it is a team beat or a Tiger
Speaker 2: Beat or whatever, and it's her brother's face on the
Speaker 2: back of it. And I remember her intentionally doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so cool. Yeah, great, what an
Speaker 2: easter egg? This is a huge it was that was
Speaker 2: that was an easter egg? Yeah, because he was there,
Speaker 2: you know, growing pains at the time, but it was, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was a little easter egg in the show. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my gosh, that's a great everywhere
Speaker 2: you look moment.
Speaker 1: It's so great because it's so small and you would
Speaker 1: miss it if you blink or if you aren't preying attention,
Speaker 1: if you're folding laundry while you're watching the show, you're
Speaker 1: going to miss it. So and it is such a
Speaker 1: good look.
Speaker 2: It's is this our first episode where Joey and the
Speaker 2: mannequin aren't matching?
Speaker 1: The streak is broken?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's done.
Speaker 1: So it is done in both times. He's wearing two
Speaker 1: out fits in this episode, and the mannequin doesn't match either.
Speaker 2: We've just forgotten about him. He's just been tossed into
Speaker 2: the alcove.
Speaker 1: This bothers me more than it should, like, I admit.
Speaker 2: Well, it's also you know, it's very hard to buy
Speaker 2: two full leather daddy outfits, one for you and one
Speaker 2: for your mannequin, so.
Speaker 1: That would be very expensive. It's probably out of budget,
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: It is. It's not cheap. It's not cheap. I'm sure
Speaker 2: you can find it in San Francisco, but it's not cheap,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So yeah, all right, Well I hope that next week
Speaker 1: we are back to our mannequin matching episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't watch if the mannequin is not matching.
Speaker 2: I need it. Yeah, that is my that's my my
Speaker 2: first and most important. Everywhere you look, almost every episode
Speaker 2: is is for the mannequin.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So well, this was a really sweet episode and I
Speaker 2: love you know, I love again the message that it
Speaker 2: talked about with you know that sometimes just talking about
Speaker 2: it is enough and just it doesn't have to fix everything,
Speaker 2: but just spending time together and talking about stuff is important. Yeah,
Speaker 2: as long as the things you're talking about are not
Speaker 2: the recent passing of your mother, it's totally fine.
Speaker 1: Gotta have boundaries. Yeah, No, I wish we could have
Speaker 1: gone along on the Daddy daughter day. Wish we could
Speaker 1: have seen that, But I'm sure the show's on a budget.
Speaker 1: They can't afford go on location to Marina World or whatever.
Speaker 2: Five episodes in, right, can you imagine? And you never
Speaker 2: take a sitcom out of the stage.
Speaker 3: Never.
Speaker 2: It's always a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: It's a kiss of death.
Speaker 2: Yep, it really is. But thank you so much everyone
Speaker 2: for joining us this week. We hope you enjoyed another
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Speaker 2: exciting guest for our next episode.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. It'll be such a special episode. It
Speaker 2: really will all right, Jody, all right until next time,
Speaker 2: until next time.
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