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Speaker 1: Congress is listening to our show right now, laughing.

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Speaker 2: Wait, we got Congress to laugh. I didn't think those

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Speaker 2: people laughing.

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Speaker 3: No, they're not laughing at the content.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they just know that this could be the last

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Speaker 1: ever edition of TikTok Shot.

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Speaker 3: Come on, Supreme Court.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's banned, you're gonna have to install Chinese

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Speaker 1: spyware onto your phone yourself.

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Speaker 2: Dark.

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Speaker 3: Where do you even go to download that? I certainly

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Speaker 3: don't know. It's just not convenience talking tickets to China.

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Speaker 1: It's TikTok Click Shock, where we serve up the biggest

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Speaker 1: TikTok videos from the past week. Let's get right to

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Speaker 1: your first TikTok Click Shock from a woman in Kansas

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Speaker 1: City named Emily James, who is willing to do just

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Speaker 1: about anything to achieve her dream body, including cosmetic surgery.

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Speaker 2: Emily, such thing as a dream body. There's just dream confidence, Emily.

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Speaker 1: While others might do a Brazilian butt lift or some liposeuction,

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Speaker 1: Emily went a little bit more extreme and chose to

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Speaker 1: spend seventeen grand to have some of her rib bones

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Speaker 1: surgically removed.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, what doctor would do this? Just to know

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Speaker 3: your rib protect your vital organs.

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Speaker 2: That's because someone has an idea and has the money,

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Speaker 2: does not mean you have to do.

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Speaker 3: It, doctors. Okay, but can we talk about how hot

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Speaker 3: she looks right now?

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Speaker 1: Because and while that I know sounds a little weird,

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Speaker 1: maybe even weirder is what she wants to do with

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Speaker 1: her spare ribs.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm guessing it's very normal, Jeff Right, Let's listen.

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Speaker 4: I got them removed for cosmetic purposes. These are my

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Speaker 4: rib bones, or stick of them. There's one so tiny

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Speaker 4: and strong. Let me keep them on, having someone make

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Speaker 4: a crown and like incorporate my bone pieces. And then.

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Speaker 3: If you miss.

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Speaker 2: That, that's sted that reads really stable to me.

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Speaker 3: Ye only post this because TikTok might be gone forever?

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Speaker 3: Is she trolling? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing all the jealousy in the room, and it's

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Speaker 1: not cute because if you missed it, that woman had

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Speaker 1: six of her ribs removed and now launched them shaped

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Speaker 1: and turned into a crown that she can wear about

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Speaker 1: town like a Mad Max sort of situation. Why do

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Speaker 1: I feel like that part is more normal than the

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Speaker 1: actual rib removed. In the comments, a lot of people

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Speaker 1: have made jokes or other rude, snide comments that we've

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Speaker 1: heard in here about Emily's strange decision. A few have

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Speaker 1: suggested that she boil the ribs into a tasty broth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but she.

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Speaker 1: Is ignoring the haters and the suggestions for cannibalism, saying

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Speaker 1: it's my body and I am free to do what

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Speaker 1: I want with it.

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Speaker 2: I like how that part's going overboard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, really that was a TikTok. Wonder they're going to

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Speaker 3: shut this out. We're onto your next TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Is a weird trend that's been picking up steam where

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Speaker 1: you remove your ribs.

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Speaker 3: It's a weird trend that all started to run.

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Speaker 1: One woman posted a random video while she was on

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Speaker 1: a plane leaving San Francisco, and the video it's just

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Speaker 1: like a view out her plane window while they're flying

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Speaker 1: and the music is playing, but there was text on

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Speaker 1: the screen that said the pilot just told the whole

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Speaker 1: plane to look out the window immediately, and then it

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Speaker 1: has them focus on the Golden Gate Bridge.

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Speaker 3: Ah, that's cool over the bridge. I like, yeah, yeah, view,

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Speaker 3: and the pilot said take one last glimpse of it.

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Speaker 3: Wait what now?

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Speaker 1: He probably, man, this is your last shot to see

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Speaker 1: it on the way out of town. Yeah, but conspiracy

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Speaker 1: theorists online see it a different way.

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Speaker 3: Here. It is not to be an alarmist. But is

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Speaker 3: something going over the Golden gate Bridge?

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Speaker 1: I like, something's gonna happen with the Golden gate Bridge.

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Speaker 5: I've just gotten three messages about the Golden gate Bridge.

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Is something about to happen or happening?

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Speaker 1: I saw three videos of people on an airplane where

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Speaker 1: the Golden gate Bridge your last chance there.

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Speaker 3: I was just saying that the plane was flying away

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Speaker 1: It was the last time we.

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Speaker 2: See it, the last time you're flying away.

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Speaker 1: It's an innocent phrase from a pilot saying, take a

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Speaker 1: look at the Golden gate Bridge before we leave, and

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Speaker 1: that's been twisted into a giant conspiracy that the Golden

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Speaker 1: gate Bridge is going away permanently.

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Speaker 2: China is really using this app to spy on us,

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Speaker 2: and then is like they're so dumb they're gonna give

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Speaker 1: Many people are freaking out about it. One guy said,

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Speaker 1: I drive this bridge every day.

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Speaker 3: I'm scared. Please don't get rid of them. So there

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Speaker 3: you go.

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Speaker 1: Is it a simple misunderstanding or is something nefarious a

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Speaker 1: foot in Frisco Bay?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I mean there is a lot of fog. Wasn't

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Speaker 2: that the issue last week?

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Speaker 1: David Blaine's next big magic trick make the bridge?

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Speaker 2: That would actually be cool.

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Speaker 3: I watched different color. That was a tik chocolate shot.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to your final TikTok click shot from a

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Speaker 3: guy named Nick Metzler.

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Speaker 1: And before we get to what he says, Brook Jose,

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Speaker 1: I need you to do a quick game of rock

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Speaker 1: paper scissors.

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Speaker 3: Okay, real quick, go paper scissors?

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Speaker 2: Shoot?

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Speaker 6: You always shoot?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because through paper way too early?

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Speaker 6: And then Brook paper scissors shoot anyway, It is interesting

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Speaker 6: to see what you guys threw, because Nick says he

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Speaker 6: can tell you a trick for how to win, one

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Speaker 6: tip that works forty percent of the time all the time.

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Speaker 3: Is that's not great odds?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's better odds than thirty three point three.

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Speaker 2: Percent better chance of winning.

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Speaker 3: Yes, let's hear the trick and we'll see what you think. Okay,

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Speaker 3: rock paper scissors?

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Speaker 5: How can you predict what they're going to throw? When

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Speaker 5: people say things allowed, they're much more predisposed to want

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Speaker 5: to do the first thing that they heard or the

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Speaker 5: last thing that they heard. When they say rock paper scissors,

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Speaker 5: they're much more likely to do a scissors or a rock.

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Speaker 5: Your first move should probably be a rock. That way

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Speaker 5: you can tie or you can win. Most people never

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Speaker 5: open with paper.

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Speaker 3: I used to do rock.

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Speaker 5: If I win, I will switch tie. I will remain

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Speaker 5: the same lose. If somebody does paper, well, then give

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Speaker 5: him a win. Who starts with paper?

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Speaker 2: Jose just started with paper.

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Speaker 3: He started too early, but he started with paper. Now.

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Speaker 1: The interesting thing is what the comments said. One guy

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Speaker 1: named turd Dick Ferguson said, I went to a high

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Speaker 1: school rock paper scissors tournament and I observed the dumbest

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Speaker 1: people pick rock first.

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Speaker 3: But the guy just said to pick first.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the trick, honestly, but a lot of

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Speaker 1: people say they're going to change their row shamba strategy

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Speaker 1: if they ever actually need to use it as an adult.

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Speaker 2: It is how I said arguments in life.

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Speaker 3: Well really, yeah? Is that how you can get raises too?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Its either.

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Speaker 3: However you use it.

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Speaker 1: Use this great knowledge responsibly, please. Those were your TikTok

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Speaker 1: stories for the day.

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Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming up right

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Speaker 2: After this freaking Jeffrey and the Morning